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Quote of the Day
"I am only going to make cuts to a certain
"When Ann Coulter expresses regret that Timothy
McVeigh didn't blow up The New York Times,
The Wall Street Journal laughs it off as "tongue-in-cheek agitprop." But when Al Franken writes
about lies and lying liars in a funny, but carefully researched book, he's degrading the discourse."
--Paul Krugman, Attribution
At an Army base hard hit by Iraq war losses, Bush huddled privately on Monday with
the families of 26 of the dead and vowed to answer attacks on U.S. troops with more force
as he defended the invasion and his response to mounting casualties.
"We're sending a clear message: Anyone who seeks
to harm our soldiers can know that
our great soldiers are hunting for them," Bush told Fort Carson troops and families on a
stop en route to another extended vacation at his Texas "ranch."
After months of ignoring the families he destroyed with his illegal oil grab, Greedy Bastard
is finally shamed into meeting with them - strictly for political reasons. George W Bush is
a one man Wizard of Oz movie - with no heart, no courage and certainly no brain.
Oh well, time for another extended vacation - watch this drive!
News: Uncensored Stories of the Iraq War
To get the truth, look to a country with a Free Press, like Canada or Britain
I'm so old,
I remember when the press was a watchdog instead of a lapdog.
When you watch Jon Stewart (Comedy Channel 11 PM Mon-Thurs) can
you tell who he's "doing"
when he sticks his chins out, stretching his neck while adjusting his tie and doing an old, Jewish man's voice?
Is he doing Louie Nye?
Is he doing Myron Cohen?
Is he doing some uncle of his that we don't know?
I tape him every night - next time he does it, I'll try to mark
so I can play a clip here and maybe we can figure out who he's doing.
I think Johnny Carson used to do the same character.
If you know who Jon's doing let me know email@example.com
Between 2001 and 2002, the syphilis rate rose 9.1% from 2.2 cases per 100,000 people to 2.4 cases,
the CDC said. The rate had dropped every year under Clinton before reversing course under Bush.
"It's mostly a gay disease so who cares?"
Disinfotainment Today' by Michael Dare
The Wall Street Poet
Tom Ridge on Dave tonight
Best musical in London is 'Jerry Springer - The Opera'
George Clooney's dad, Nick, to run for Congress in Kentucky
Sesame Street in Khmer
Full season for 'Arrested Development'
Total eclipse of the sun in Antarctica
Lisa Ling's replacement
Yancy Butler back to rehab
Wynonna Judd got married, again
Prahlad Jani hasn't eaten (or relieved himself) in 68 years
And, Snowflake, the albino gorilla
Rush Limbaugh Rehab Journals
saw it on Marty's E! Page
Day 1: I am in an intolerable funk. I write this from the back of the Limo as we careen our way from the airport
to the detox center where yours truly, El-Rushbo will be spending the next 5 weeks. My lovely and talented wife
Marta is at my side (who I call Little Oxy), she ensures yours truly, that the staff at this clinic are lovely and talented
and will help break this cycle of funkness. Marta withdrew $9800 yesterday, and we have to make another withdraw
of $9800.00 today. I may need some ิ๘ิ๘ิ๘Home Remodelingิ๘ิ๘ิ๘ money after Iิ๘ิ๘ิ๘m finished here, just in case.
The caller "Mike from Miami" had made an innocent comment about a congressional vote
and then suddenly blurted, "How do you equate hypocrisy and addiction, pillhead?"
"If I were to admit I'm a hypocrite, then I'm
going to be disqualified from being able to say
what I think is right and wrong. I'm not going to let anybody take that away from me.
"Whatever I did I did, but it doesn't change what right and wrong are," he said.
Pigboy vowed he'll have a lot more to say
about the drugs and the money "sooner rather than later.".
He means, "If they arrest me, I'll have to tell the judge what an out-of-control junkie I am."
From our good friends at Fauxnews.com
Goes After Teachers
IRS Audits Nation's Top Teachers' Union
The IRS has begun auditing the National Education Association, which has allocated millions of dollars
to elect pro-education candidates while reporting on tax forms that it does not spend union dues on politics.
While promising cooperation, the president
of the nation's largest teachers' union is also pledging to
"vigorously defend our constitutional right to speak to our members about the role of politics in public education."
NEA spokeswoman Kathleen Lyons said Monday
the audit began last week. "It will be a complete, thorough audit.
The IRS has not singled out any particular aspect of our activities."
But Reg Weaver, the union's president, said
the "NEA will not be silenced" by the audit or complaints from a
conservative foundation that it has wrongly engaged in political activities without disclosing them.
Union members "have a right to be involved
in politics. Our organization will not back down in the face of those
who want to bully us out of our rights as Americans," Weaver said.
That bully would be Bush and the cowardly GOP.
You older folks might remember, after the Vietnam war, TV and
movies were full of stories
about the "flipped out" Vietnam veterans, always flashing back to the jungles and taking cover
from imaginary mortar rounds and sniper fire.
Why was that?
Probably because a lot of it was true.
We have 150,000 soldiers that, someday, will come home riddled
with survivor's guilt, and with demons and
nightmares and fears that you and I can't imagine on our very worst days. If half of them come home with some
degree of post traumatic stress disorder, that's 75,000 semi-stable men and women who drink too much,
can't sleep, can't stand the wife's "constant nagging," the "screaming kids" and a whole host of magnified sensitivities.
I imagine for a lot of these men, what they saw was just too horrible
to talk about with their families.
Maybe some of them will try, but how many times can a wife hold her once-normal husband while he
insists on telling her AGAIN about how he watched his best friend's head explode from an AK-47 bullet.
For thousands of these men, their family lives are over.
I got in trouble last time for predicting something that I
hope doesn't happen, but think about how many thousands of these starred men will no longer be able to fit in
the family they left, and how many of them will end up on the streets, wandering and mumbling to themselves.
Thanks to the Illegal Fraud's insatiable greed, we're in for decades
of that. All because the deserter/bastard
wanted to steal Iraq's oil. Bush never knew the horrors of war, neither did Cheney or Rumsfeld or Wolfowitz.
Powell knew, and he tried to stop this - at first - but
his greed got to him and he decided to play
whitey's game and take the money and pretend Saddam was this "imminent threat" to America's survival.
...and look what the greed of those five sons of bitches has cost this once-great country.
"...I'm getting very, very rich."
The campaign against "political hate speech" originates with the Republican National Committee. But last week
the committee unveiled its first ad for the 2004 campaign, and it's as hateful as they come. "Some are now
attacking the president for attacking the terrorists," it declares.
Strategic assets in limited supply, like
Special Forces soldiers and Predator drone aircraft, were shifted from
Afghanistan to Iraq, while intelligence resources, including translators, were shifted from the pursuit of Al Qaeda
to the (Iraq) invasion. This probably allowed Qaeda members, including Osama bin Laden, to get away, and
definitely helped the Taliban stage its ominous comeback. And the Iraq war has, by all accounts, done wonders
for Qaeda recruiting. Is saying all this attacking the president for attacking the terrorists?
The countries that have a free press constantly wonder when America
will sober up. Talk radio, the networks
and the American press are behind Bush, no matter how big the screw-ups, no matter how many die, no matter
what the cost to America in lives and international prestige, because they want their precious tax cuts and they
want Michael Powell to give them an absolute monopoly over the PUBLIC airwaves.
We have two choices:
We can let them continue to ruin America (and the rest of the world) or we can fight back.
Trouble is, our side, the Democrats, are afraid to fight. They're scared to death - so what can we do?
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Two rich Republicans having to do physical work?
It's as unlikely as President Pinhead working.
It's so unheard of, they had to make a TV show out of it.
In one of our recent radio shows, we played a clip of Paris learning
the value of work.
She worked at a McDonald's for a week, and told Oprah that she couldn't believe
how many hours one had to work just to buy a meal. She said, "That means you
have to work several days just to afford to get into (some fancy LA club.)"
Just like the never-elected Fuhrer, these rich kids never worked a day
in their miserable lives
and they have no clue at all what the other 99 percent of us have had to overcome just to be here.
FOX should do a show about the idiot Bush boy working the fry stattion
Could Smirk last a shift without being fired?
"Dick Cheney's annual salary from government
2001 Halliburton payments to Cheney = $205,298
Value of no bid contracts awarded to Halliburton in Iraq =$948 million."
--Daily Hamster Numbers Attribution
Bush and Cheney didn't steal power to help America's middle class.
They stole power for that TRILLION dollars Halliburton got and the
multiple TRILLIONS missing from Social Security to "fight terrorism".
"We don't care - we love Dubya. Whatever he does is OK with us."
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Subject: The bullet that killed JFK
The actual bullet.
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Unless I am mistaken, the official Warren Commission line is that the "magic bullet," the nearly-pristine example
"found" on the stretcher at Parkland, is alleged to be the one which hit both Kennedy and Connally. Many hoped
that Governor Connally's widow would allow a post-mortem to be conducted so that bullet fragments remaining in
the Governor's wrist could be extracted. Had the fragments added up to more than the tiny amount of metal missing
from the "magic bullet," the presence of at least a second projectile would be conclusively proved.
There were some other fragments recovered
from the limo which went missing almost immediately. The "magic bullet"
is the "evidence" connecting "Oswald"'s Mannlicher-Carcano to the assassination. The original reports regarding the
weapon recovered from the "sniper's nest" on the 6th floor of the TSBD described the weapon as an 8mm Mauser rifle,
but were soon changed to conform to the official line that the weapon was a Mannlicher-Carcano. "Oswald"'s rifle was
mail-ordered under an alias, and the palm-print found on it was not initially present; the most plausible scenario is the one
depicted in Stone's film "JFK," in which the palm print was applied after Oswald's death.
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Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was..
....this issue it's
Eight more Americans lives snuffed out
by the disaster of Bush stealing the White House.
Soon - we'll be at 500, and then 800 and then 1000.
Will the Democrats be willing to fight for their country next
Or will they just hand it to Bush on their knees, like they did in 2000 and 2002?
I lead the world against terrorism.
Total deaths since President Giggle and Kill said, "Bring
Plus, at least
2442 wounded for Bush's illegal oil grab.
Many of them are missing arms, legs, eyes and their memories from head wounds.
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
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Queer Eye on the Straight Guy shows no sign of slowing
Carson Kressley seems destined to be a star.
NBC and Bravo tonight.
Shania is in black leather a la Elvis for
tonight's NBC special
seems to be heading in the wrong direction.
I've always had a love/hate relationship with this show.
I love the way they taunt the White House with their "phoney Middle
East war" stories,
but each season is a great two hour movie stretched into 24 looooooooooooong hours.
The only way they can suspend the suspense is if they pretend they're in Panic Room
and make every possible wrong decision at the worst time that helps the terrorists most.
In todays USAToday, TV critic Robert Bianco says Jack makes such
it tells us where the almost-as-stupid-as-Dubya Kim inherited her lack of brains.
Dave has Tom Ridge - that should be exciting.
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Weapons of Mass Hysteria
President Bush, as the world and many Americans have long known, is a fraud and a liar. Sadly, that's no big surprise.
American presidents have a long tradition of mendacity that has ranged from the quirky and trivial to the treasonous.
Some Presidential lies have been simply
personally disgraceful and ridiculous, as was Clinton's;
others have been of such monstrous gravity that they have shaken the presidency and jeopardized the nation.
Nixon's lies in the Watergate crime were
of that profoundly damaging kind.
These were the brazen tactics of a power-addled dictator.
Legally thwarted and exposed, he resigned to avoid certain impeachment.
The Reagan-Bush Iran/Contra crime was comparable.
Reagan stonewalled and let underlings take the fall,
and a cowardly, corrupt Congress refused to punish a simple-minded, dangerous, and criminal President.
We Americans are now confronted with the
monstrous lies of George W. Bush and we must decide what has to be done
The Bush presidency has been built on outrageous falsehoods and cynical deceptions in every area of public policy.
He lied to the nation about his fiscally
insane Tax Cuts For Tycoons.
He lied in affecting support for working people to exploit the working class.
He lied about supporting our soldiers, crafting an $87 billion boondoggle for his giant corporate backers.
So many lies... but the lie that was far
the most cynical, most despicable, most criminal of all, is the lie
that caused America to invade, a small, weak, devastated and tyrannized country.
Bush, American business crumbles
But the American whore media wants you to think it's Clinton's fault
fires two top execs
Runied economy hits all facets of business
Cuts 2000 more jobs
The whole country is getting a pink slip
Skilling Blames for Enron Collapse
Bush lies - said he barely knew his biggest contributor
fall two weeks in a row, shocking investors
Nobody wants to bet on a loser like Bush's America
sales dropping under Bush, peak has passed
Who can buy a home without a job?
Under Bush, no toys for the kids
Trust Co hits with criminal charges
A wink from Bush is all the criminals needed
Airlines struggles to survive
Bush blames Clinton, 9-11, but Southwest Airlines up
prices fall, but pump prices up sharply for the holidays
Who knew people would want to travel now?
...and where is America's Chief Executive?
On another extended vacation - of course
"Do I look like I give a fuck?
How to prevent Diebold from rigging the 2004 election
Simple - vote using an absentee ballot.
If every Democrat in the United States did that, they'd have
to hand count 51,000,000 votes.
There would be a paper trail, and Diebold would be unable to rig the election for the B.F.E.E.
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Tribute - for Pete
Warren Spahn won more games than any other left-hander in history, died yeaterday. He was 82.
He started the 1942 season with the Braves
but was sent down by manager Casey Stengel,
who was angry because he refused to brush back Pee Wee Reese in an exhibition game.
Stengel called farming Spahn out the worst mistake he ever made.
In 1943, Spahn went into the Army. He served
in Europe, where he was wounded, decorated for bravery
with a Bronze Star and Purple Heart, and was awarded a battlefield commission. He fought at the Battle
of the Bulge and in the battle for the bridge at Remagen, Germany, where many men in his company were killed.
Spahn missed three years during World War II and still won more games than any lefty in baseball.
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