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Hey from Bart!
Today, Tuesday, is a catch-up day for me. Once I get behind,
all I can do is punt
and start on the next full issue which means skipping a day.
It also gives me a chance
to get a hair cut, bring Mrs Bart's car in for a hail damage
assessment, visit the dentist etc.
But I wanted to give you a quick
Big-time VCR Alert
Tonight is the premier of Celebrity Poker on the
Bravo Network. Poker is the next big
TV "reality" craze. NBC is counter-programming the SuperBowl
with Poker.
Of course, it could totally suck, because big stars have money
to throw away, so this could turn
out to be as edge-of-my-seat excitement as Bon Jovi getting a
music question on Celebrity Millionaire.
...but if it's poker, it's got my attention until they lose it.
The Travel Channel has the best poker show, followed by ESPN's
World Series of Poker
and we watched some dreadful Poker Million at the Sands
Casino the other day.
The Paris Hilton show premiers tonight. It's called Simple
Life and it's on FOX.
I have to watch to see if it's as bad as they say. Does
Paris really think that Wal-Mart sells walls?
Her working at McDonald's reminds me that the evil Bush boy couldn't
handle a job that complicated.
Interesting battle over Line of Duty, premiering
on ABC where NYPD Blue should be. Matt Roush
(TV Guide) who I trust, says it's not quite as good as
The Sopranos. That's damn high praise for this
new mob show, but Robert Bianco (USAToday) who I trust,
says it's not worth the bother.
Which one of them is right?
Plus there's a new Queer Eye a new 24
and Tracy Morgan (SNL)'s show premiers tonight.
See you tomorrow.
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Quotes
"Neil Bush has had a $60,000-a-year employment
contract with a top adviser to a Washington-based
consulting firm set up this year to
help companies secure contracts in Iraq. Neil Bush disclosed the
payments during divorce proceedings
in March from his now ex-wife, Sharon. Mr Bush said he was
co-chairman of Crest Investment Corporation,
a company based in Houston, Texas, that invests in
energy and other ventures. For this
he received $15,000 every three months for working an average
three or four hours a week."
--Stephen Fidler and Thomas Catán,
"Consultant employed president's brother", Attribution
Three to four hours a week?
That's a lot of work for a Bush bastard.
.
Pick up a newspaper or turn on your TV to hear the glowing reviews
of this fantastic
economy and how great the Christmas shopping season is for everybody
in the country.
But they're comparing it to last year, and screaming about how
sales are up a whopping five
percent from the Bush doldrums of 2002 - so that's a big
victory for tax cuts for the rich.
They don't dare compare sales to when we had an elected
president, a genius who made
the economy sing like it was auditioning for the New York Metropolitan
Opera.
The Bush boy continues to skate free of any responsibility because
he has an R after his name
and the American whore media will do anything to protect
the party owned by giant corporations.
Quotes
"Every day there are explosions. People are
killed. This didn't happen before.
I don't say that the government was
made up of angels, but there was infrastructure,
security and food. Before the US occupation
Iraq was a land without terrorism.
It's now the new Afghanistan."
--Saddam's nephew, on America's "catastrophic" occupation of
Iraq, Attribution
Bart,
After reading the news about the two helicopters
being attacked and the government
controlling the information, here is an
update on the "Big Battle" of 12/1/03
US
commander gives new toll for Samarra clashes
Admits no bodies taken away
Initial story - current story
11 captured - 1 captured
Many wore uniforms - We think some had on uniforms
54 killed - 8 bodies found
no civilian casualties - all 8 civilians, some in cars, blasted while unloading injured at a hospital
favorite quote: "Some of those early reports might have been a bit off," he said.
GW Bush - the world's biggest fuck-up ever
Excerpt:
Undoubtedly George W. Bush is the worst
fuck-up in the entire history of fuck-ups. Never in US history
has there been a politician who has so
completely, devastated the economy of the United States and imperiled
so many future generations of American
citizens as this war profiteering scum, George W. Bush.
Never in the history of the world can one
find a single world figure who was as blustering and blundering an idiot
as this colossally blundering retard, George
W. Bush. In fact even Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin ladin have never
proven to be as incredibly inept to the
point of near certifiable retardation as the globally hated retard, George
W. Bush.
Try to name just ONE SINGLE THING in George
W. Bushes ENTIRE LIFE that he didn't completely fuck-up.
You cannot. And do you know why? Because
there has never been a single venture or business or political office
or anything in his life in which he has
done anything other than completely fuck it up.
I wish I'd said that...
Scheduled for today, this will be
in our next issue.
I'm trying to get the camera to download.
Marty's
Entertainment Page
Baron Dave Romm on 'Desperation X-mas'
Joey Ramone Place
Big shakings at Disney
John Amos aids fire victims
Ozzy Osbourne molested
A missing dog returns after 6 years
Jane Fonda in Guatemala
And some links
Quotes
"As an Iraqi and as Saddam Hussein's nephew
I believe that the 1990 invasion of Kuwait was wrong.
You can't simply march into a country.
But there were double standards at play.
When Iraq does it, it is punished.
When America does it, nothing happens.
Is it just that Saddam is judged and
Bush isn't?
And why is it that only the leaders
of third world countries appear in court?"
--Saddam's nephew, on America's "catastrophic"
occupation of Iraq, Attribution
The difference is the spineless Democrats who were elected to
do a job, but refused.
Nobody holds the Bush monster accountable for anything.
Excerpt:
Bill O'Reilly wants its nonprofit status
revoked. RNC reichmaster Ed Gillespie sees it as part of
the "Democrat plan to subvert campaign
finance laws." Tom DeLay's office plays phone pranks
on its staffers. A piece in David Horowitz's
FrontPage Magazine worries: "It could bypass the
mainstream media, sneak around campaign
spending limits, and become its own powerful channel
for Leftist communication, indoctrination
and mobilization."
Rep.
Janklow Goes on Trial in South Dakota
Whitewash expected, he's a Republican
Excerpt:
Jury selection began on Monday in the trial
of U.S. Rep. Bill Janklow of South Dakota on charges
of manslaughter, reckless driving, speeding
and running a stop sign in the death of a motorcyclist.
The veteran politician has pleaded not
guilty to causing the death of volunteer firefighter Randy Scott.
A conviction on the second-degree manslaughter
charge, a felony, carries a possible 10-year prison
sentence and $10,000 fine. Under rules
of the House, a felony conviction could also result in a separate
investigation by that body and possible
expulsion of the state's lone representative.
A former four-term governor, Janklow is
a long-time friend of President Bush
Excerpt:
Philip J. Berg, Esquire, announced today
that he, attorney for Ellen Mariani, wife of Louis Neil Mariani,
who died when United Air Lines flight 175
was flown into the South Tower of the World Trade Center
on 9-11 at a news conference regarding
the filing of a detailed Amended Complaint in the United States
District Court for the Eastern District
of Pennsylvania on 11/26/03 in the case of Mariani vs. Bush et al
that he is alleging President Bush and
officials including, but not limited to Cheney, Ashcroft, Rumsfeld
and Feinberg that they:
1. had knowledge/warnings of 911 and failed to warn or take steps to prevent;
2. have been covering up the truth of 911; and
3. have therefore violated the laws of the United States; and
4. are being sued under the Civil RICO Act.
Muslims see through Bush PR stunt
Excerpt:
Bush's visit to Iraq on Thanksgiving Day
was a panicky publicity stunt intended to obscure the failing
U.S. occupation, according to many commentators
in the international press. Bush's declaration that
the United States is committed to staying
in Iraq, while lauded by his few supporters, is neither
welcomed nor believed in the online media
of the Islamic world.
Did you see Monday's whore USA Today?
On whore page 10A, they say Bush "spent
Thanksgiving" with the troops.
The lying oil man spent 2.5 hours on the ground - that's not "Thanksgiving."
The whore USA Today, doing everything they can to cover for the
unelected Bush boy.
Subject: Last issue's Monkey Mail
Dude, that "thank you President Clinton"
email isn't even original.
I got it in my inbox at least three or
four times. In fact, a Yahoo! search
on just the portion you printed yields
19 hits, all of them verbatim, or nearly so.
way2muchsense
The problem is ...monkeys can't think -
not even one of them.
They have learned to copy and paste, tho...
Quotes
"When Fox News broadcast the first pictures
around the world, I personally was overcome
by the sight of George Bush pushing
the camouflage curtain aside and walking on stage to
the hurrahs of the soldiers - soldiers
who were away from the people they loved and cared
about on Thanksgiving Day. I'm not
ashamed to say my eyes watered up, just as did George
Bush's - and I'm sure those of many
of the soldiers there. George W. Bush, you are the man."
--Weepy Bush whore Ken Hamblin, making us all sick with his hero
worship, Attribution
Barry Crimmins
Excerpt:
When did Ed McMahon and Dick Clark become
the executive producers of Bush's personal appearance schedule?
What's Bush do next? Play a wacky trick
on celebrity governor Arnold Shckelgroper?
"Look at yourself captured on our secret cameras, Arnold, you really thought she was going to press charges, didn't you?"
"Ya, W gott me goot dat time!"
Great Christmas Gifts
Subject: Bush's
DENVER -- In a decision that could have
national implications, the Colorado Supreme Court
threw out the state's new congressional
districts Monday because the GOP-led Legislature redrew
the maps in violation of the constitution.
...wouldn't it be great if Texas had that rule-of-law thing going too, like in America?
HK
http://geffy.freeshell.org/sounds/down_in_washington.mp3
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G.O.P.
Option at Convention: Luxury Liner
Tom Delay rents cruise ship for Nazi-Con 2004 prostitutes
and drug dealers
Excerpt:
It is being billed as the perfect place
for celebrations during the Republican National Convention,
with shows, fine works of art, health clubs,
bars, cafes, amazing views, luxury staterooms and
restaurants serving cuisine from around
the world. And it is just a short walk to Midtown.
The Norwegian Dawn, a 2,240-passenger luxury
cruise liner, has 15 decks, 14 bars and lounges
and babbling brooks. But even docked at
a pier on the Hudson River, it is not New York City.
And, to many critics, that is the point.
Tom DeLay, (R-Squirrely bastard) would like
the ship to serve as a floating entertainment center for
GOP bag men, and their guests, when the
convention comes to New York City next Aug. 30 to Sept. 2.
Is there any doubt that AOL, Yahoo and Earthlink are the biggest spammers in the world?
These liars pretend they can't control spam, meanwhile
they're selling your e-mail address to
these scumbags who not only fill up your mailbox with unwanted
crap, but you have to wait
forever for their little movies and monster-sized graphics to
load up just to be sure that it's
spam that you want to erase, the sons of bitches.
Each time AOL rolls out another new version of their software,
they promise that the newer
software does a "better job of filtering out spam," but the bastards
won't promise to eliminate
spam because THEY are the ones making millions of dollars by
screwing their customers.
By the way...
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I don't know how it works, but the software "learns" what spam
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If some spam gets thru, you tell the software
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His address is marc@perkel.com
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I got damn lucky the day I ran into Marc Perkel.
NOTE from Marc Perkel - It's
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domain for you to take advantage of this.
Thanks for the plug Bartcop. I feel like I'm damn lucky I found
you and help start this fine web site.
Here's the Link.
Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was..
times 439
....this issue it's
times 440
More Americans lives snuffed out by the
Bush gangster's theft of the White House.
Soon - we'll be at 500, and then 800 and then 1000.
Will the Democrats be willing to fight for their country next
November?
Or will they just hand it to Bush on their knees, like they did
in 2000 and 2002?
..
I'm a serious president.
Total deaths since President Giggle and Kill said, "Bring
'em On": 234
235
From: http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Plus, at least 2442
2444 wounded for Bush's illegal oil grab.
Many of them are missing arms, legs, eyes and their memories
from head wounds.
From: http://www.antiwar.com/ewens/casualties.html
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
Someone asked last week, "If Bush is dangerous to outspoken liberals, why aren't you in trouble?"
Liberals Finding their Voice
Excerpt:
Not since Richard Nixon left the White
House have liberals felt so free to be feisty. After decades of being shushed
and shooed aside by centrist Democrats
who feared the party's left-wing image was turning off voters, liberals
have
kicked their way out of the political closet.
They are loud. They are angry. And they've got a whole new attitude.
They mention moveon.org (very deserving) talkingpointsmemo.com
(very deserving) liberaloasis.com
with which I'm not familiar, but more power to anyone
who's fighting the Bush bastards, plus my good friend
Mike Stinson who does takebackthemedia.com (very deserving)
with my good friend American Stranger.
...but no mention of bartcop.com
I must work harder and be more clever to attract more readers
to get the message out.
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Go f*ck yourself, Mr. President
Excerpt:
"I am so sick of George W. Bush: sick of his
petulant preppie voice, sick of his studied belligerence,
and, most of all, damned sick of his threats.
If we don't toe the line and support his crazed foreign
policy of "preemptive self-defense," he
constantly claims, we will reap the whirlwind. As he puts it in
a recent television ad paid for by the
Republican National Committee:
"It would take one vial, one canister, one
crate slipped into this country to bring a day of horror
like none we have ever known."
Well, then, how come we're fighting in Iraq
- thousands of miles away from the scene of the terrorists' target?
Instead of kicking the shit out of Iraqi
POWs, why aren't those Army reservists inspecting each and every crate
that comes into this country? One vial,
one canister, one crate - yes, and if it gets through, Georgie boy, we're
gonna hold you responsible!"
No, the Bush bastards will blame Bill and Hillary Clinton
and the American whore media will agree with them.
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Female U.S. Soldier Alleges Rape in Kuwait
Excerpt:
A female soldier reported she was raped
at a desert post in Kuwait where her unit
was preparing for its mission in Iraq a
military official said Sunday. Maj. Vic Harris,
a spokesman for the U.S. military in Kuwait,
confirmed that the female soldier was
with the Stryker battalion at Camp Udairi,
where the rape allegedly occurred Saturday.
Female soldiers said they were exercising
caution in the camp after dark.
There are about 310 women in the brigade
of about 5,000 soldiers.
"It's sad. You can't trust your own people," said
Staff Sgt. Theresa Spicer.
Could this have happened?
I got a lot of mail offering a Nancy Grace guarantee
that Jessica Lynch wasn't raped.
If our soldiers do it, why do we think the soldiers of the invaded
country wouldn't?"
Quotes
"This is a technology that just clicks for (Democrats)
somehow," says Josh Marshall, the 34-year-old author
of Talkingpointsmemo.com,
a left-leaning weblog. Marshall says he gets about 40,000 readers a day.
His recent appeal for contributions to
finance a reporting trip on the New Hampshire primary yielded $4,864
in less than 24 hours. "I never thought
I'd say this, but no more contributions!" Marshall wrote on his site.
Wow.
Joe
Conason's Journal
In the U.K., even conservatives criticize Bush
Excerpt:
The Bush administration's apologists like
to pretend that harsh assessments of its foreign policy are confined
to the most ideological or anti-American
media outlets. But as Andrew Neil proved in yesterday's Scotsman,
such criticism is no longer confined to
the most ideological or hostile media outlets (if it ever was). A former
Tory Party staffer who has worked in America,
Neil has ample conservative credentials -- and during the
months leading to the invasion of Iraq,
he established himself as one of the United Kingdom's most voluble
hawks. The former Murdoch editor is rightly
concerned about the progress of the war against Islamist terror,
and he doesn't flinch from admitting that
he is deeply disturbed by what he learned during a recent visit to Washington.
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