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of Arcadia tonight "The Devil Made Me Do It"
Joan has a crisis of faith after God asks her to stop a classmate from submitting his artwork in the school fair.
Probably the best episode so far of this
"best" new show.
The ending has a wallop like you wouldn't believe.
Quote of the Day
"One shudders to think what additional errors
"Only in Washington when the girl is a Republican
and a black can you beat up on her.
Couldn't do this if she were representing a Democrat administration regardless of her color,
but especially given that she's black."
--Rush the vulgar Pigboy, pretending this is about race Attribution
testifies, defends Counterterror policies
Maybe the 9-11 panel reads bartcop.com
Bill Clinton defended his counterterrorism policies in a private meeting with the 9-11 commission
and said intelligence wasn't strong enough to justify a retaliation for the USS Cole bombing.
Bob Kerrey, who has called America's last
elected president "a very, very good liar," said Friday
on GMA he believes Clinton should have been more aggressive in going after al-Qaida following the ship attack..
...when the CIA refused to say who was responsible?
It's pretty easy to play Monday morning quarterback after the facts come in, Bob.
How was Clinton supposed to retaliate before a suspect was named?
by Joe Conason
"The pertinent question is not whether the president would have tried to stop an attack whose details
were thoughtfully placed under his nose. The real question is whether the Bush administration paid
sufficient attention to the stream of warnings it received about al-Qaida, or whether, due to its
preoccupation with Iraq, missile defense and other matters, those officials simply failed to act.
This is the million-dollar question that Rice so expertly dodged on Thursday.
"Oh please - I was on vacation"
But while the hotly anticipated hearing did not end the scouring of the Bush administration,
it helped to narrow the focus to this: What did President Bush and his senior advisers know
in the summer of 2001 about a flurry of terrorist threats picked up by intelligence services,
and what did they do about it?
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Channel Drops Stern on FCC Threat
But Nazi pigs like Rush and Weiner Savage can still spew their hate...
Federal regulators Thursday proposed $495,000 in indecency fines against Clear Channel
for broadcasts by Howard Stern, prompting them to fire him permanantly.
"Mr. Stern's show has created a great liability
for us and other broadcasters who air it," said
John Hogan, president of Clear Channel Radio. "The Congress and the FCC are even beginning
to look at revoking station licenses. That's a risk we're just not willing to take.".
So the BFEE gets their revenge by preventing Stern from making
In any other situation he coiuld just move to a competing station, but who
will risk having their license revoked for a little thing like Free Speech?
Care to comment?
Get your "He ran like a BUNNY!" bunny.
"Homosexuals are dangerous. They proselytize.
They come to the door, and if
your son answers and nobody is there to stop it, they grab the son and run off with him.
They steal him. They take him away and turn him into a homosexual."
-- Jimmy Breslin quoting The Rev. Lou Sheldon of the "Homos are Dangerous Coalition, Attribution
Subject: hey from Australia
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted.
I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things
to other people, and I require the same from them". John Wayne as The Shootist.
When Bush was disrespecting that black man
by rubbing his head, this is the quote that jumped at me.
If you want to know where this dictum still holds sway, just look at Iraq.
Honour there means if someone in your family
brings disrespect (especially women) they get killed.
I think it's primitive, but I understand it - and it means America will NEVER have peace while the Bush war is in progress.
About those pictures of Condi, as far as I'm concerned, publish away.
She's a foul little creature who will sacrifice
every gain made by Afro -Americans and women over
the last 200 years, so that she can revel in the power of the Bush Family Crime cabal.
Remember all the criminals who were part
of Al Capone's "family"? They strutted while the strutting was good.
That's what the Bushies are doing now - and all of their lies are just disrespect to the American people.
Thanks for the mail as a subscriber - I
haven't contributed anything for a while,
but I read your page first thing every day, and I will send something a.s.a.p.
God (no definition) bless you and Mrs. Bart
D-r-i-v-e b-y N-e-w-s
wackos threaten to burn hostages alive
Islamic fundies are even crazier than our American fundies
Insurgents Say Seize Six Foreigners
Bush's Vietnam keeps getting worse
to Dial Up a Party
While brave men are dying, the CEO has a really good time
D Raps About Politics on Air America
A black man with opinions? Will Bush's FCC tolerate such a horror?
Carter takes president to task
'Bush's war was ill-advised and unnecessary tragedy'
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a mess for struggling Tiger
Hex on thee, hex on thee, hex on thee...
"I can't find my g-damn ball!"
Sunset was the only thing that saved Tiger Woods from more misery at the Masters on Thursday.
His swing still in disrepair, his short game not much better, Woods struggled through a frustrating
14 holes over the first round, going 4-over-par before play was called due to darkness.
It's almost like there's some kind of ...spell on Eldrick.
Subject: Condi pictures
The Condi Rice obsession is wearing a bit
The NWA photo seemed to me as a black person way over the line.
What was the point? Are you saying she is a nigger with attitude?
You mean there has to be a point?.
This is like Clinton's economic miracle - I don't have to explain them.
You either think an image is funny or it's not.
Do I think Condi is really in South park?
Or on the deck us the Starship Enterprise?
Or has a beard and talks like Mr. T?
No, these are either funny photos or proof I'm a racist.
I'm surprised so many people go for option two.
And the Condi pics won't last forever.
If you own a TV or surf the web, you'll know Condi was the biggest story this week,
even bigger than 47 soldiers dying in nine days.
...but thanks for your frank and honest opinion.
Care to comment?
(c) 2004, salamander.eps
Subject: Growing respect for Kerrey?
How could you say that you have "growing
respect" for war criminal Robert Kerrey?
The coward admitted to deliberately murdering women and children without cause in Vietnam.
Did he face a court marshall for his vile
war crimes? NO! the ruthless bastard was commended
for his "heroism" and served in Congress for over a decade.
The soulless piece of crap only grew a conscience
he retired so his sudden confession
(30 years after the fact) wouldn't hurt his political career.
And people still whine about the poor baby
killers getting spit on, which is as big of a lie
as the WMD and Iraq's involvement in 9/11.
Only in America. Buy a clue you idiot sheeple.
I wrote "growing respect" because I had very little for him.
When he publicly stated that his embattled president was "a very, very good liar,"
every talk show Nazi and every cable TV Nazi in America came in their pants and that gave
"further proof" to the GOP that Clinton was a bad president who needed to be impeached.
As far as the vile war crimes, (Boy, am I going to catch hell
for this!) it's my opnion
that many/most men in combat lose their sense of humanity and once you're de-sensitized
to the deaths of fellow human beings, you come to think of them as objects without feelings.
"Normal" men are able to murder innocent people after spending enough time in combat.
I assume the experts have a name for this, but this is why soldiers
rape women and kill children
and generally pull a Number Six on innocent people or entire villages, which is another reason
why war should be a last resort because this is what men turn into when fighting in a war.
These are opinions.
There's no need to attack me personally because I have opinions.
Care to comment?
Marty's Entertainment Page
"This is not a surprise. This is a follow up
to the McCarthy type "witch hunt" of the administration
and the activities of this group of presidential appointees in the FCC, led by "Colin Powell Jr." and
his band of players. They and others (a senator from Kansas City to a congresswoman from New Mexico)
are expressing and imposing their opinions and rights to tell us all who and what we may listen to and watch
and how we should think about our lives. So this is not a surprise. It is pretty shocking that governmental
interference into our rights and free speech takes place in the U.S. It's hard to reconcile this with the
"land of the free" and the "home of the brave". I'm sure what's next is the removal of "dirty pictures"
like the 20th century German exhibit in a New York City Museum and the erotic literature in our libraries;
they too will fall into their category of "evil" as well.
-- Howard Stern, Attribution
A component of green tea helps kill cells of B-cell chronic lymphocytic leukemia (CLL),
the second most common leukemia in American adults, according to new research.
Mayo Clinic researchers found that the component,
called EGCG, destroys leukemia cells.
The research appears online in the journal Blood
CLL is most often diagnosed in people in
their mid-to-late 60s. Chemotherapy is used to treat
the most severe cases, but there is no cure for CLL. In this study, the Mayo scientists found that
EGCG prompted leukemia cells to die in eight of 10 patient samples tested in a laboratory.
Subject: What? More troops in Iraq you say! (vol. 1290)
After months and months of saying we need to get the hell out of that hellhole,
now you're blaming the Smirkster for not sending ENOUGH troops there?
What the F? What's it gonna be from you?
Either we're in, or out. Make up your mind, eh!
Dude, think about it:
We have no business in VietIraq, but IF we're going to have over 100,000 troops there
why not listen to the generals who told Rummy, "We need more men than this?" at the
Pentagon instead of the screaming Chickenhawks who've never been on a battlefield?
Also, if we had another 10,000 troops there, we could probably
control VietIraq's borders.
Every religious wacko (think how many are in the Middle East) has migrated to the Sunni Triangle.
If we controlled the borders, at least the situation wouldn't constantly be getting worse.
all the stonewalling before the 9/11 Commission?
What are they fighting so hard to conceal? What secrets have to remain buried?
If the record of the 9-11 Commission is
reviewed even superficially, it is obvious that the Bush administration
stonewalled its creation for as long as it could, then sought to blunt its effectiveness with time restraints on questioning,
demanding full empanelment of all ten members (thus cutting down on the precision and depth, not to mention the time
constraints of any one, skillful questioner), and even tried to deny it a modest extension of time in which to finish its work.
Even in the appointment of all-important staff, the Bush people seemed determined to take whatever potential edge of
clarity away from the committee it could.
It will almost be a miracle if it files
a final report that will be of genuine use to the way the people do business
because of the subtle and effective undermining Bush's staff was able to do. But countermanding this, it appears that the
committee Chairman, Tom Kean, and his fellow committee people are truly resolved and dedicated to the production of a
final report which will actually be for the benefit of the people. And it is a foregone conclusion that, by definition, such a report
will find President Bush and his "Anything But Clinton" moralizing inner sanctum, to be severely deficient on behalf of the
protection of the American people in the safety of their homes.
We know they've looted Baghdad to the Nth degree, and they even
did it legally.
The Democrats caved in, once again, and gave Bush the legal right to "control" Iraq's assets.
This gave the BFEE the legal right to extract and sell all of Iraq's resources without any accountability
for the oil and loot they plundered, plus Bush has the right to sell Iraq's future to whichever BFEE
component wants to pay the highest price, the proceeds going to the BFEE, once again.
Bush has done to Baghdad what Hitler did to Paris.
death of democracy
by Molly Ivins
"You may be wondering why Tom DeLay is raising money for a legal defense fund and telling his
fellow Republicans in Washington to be prepared to name his replacement, in the event he is indicted.
DeLay and Texas House Speaker Tom Craddick may have achieved the near-impossible by breaking
Texas campaign finance laws. Since Texas essentially has no campaign finance laws, this is no mean feat."
If you send an e-mail...
It's not my intention to be Ruleboy, but
progress needs to be made.
Mail is up another 100 percent, and it's more than the team can handle.
Even after years of suggestions that they not
do this, to this day,
dozens of people send in important e-mail with "You won't believe this"
or "You gotta see this" in the subject line.
If you title your e-mail with anything that looks like spam, it
will probably not be read
because even with cable modem I don't have the time to wait for each e-mail to open.
Plus, if it's a big story, 30-50 people might send the same link and there's not enough time
to open 50 duplicates of the same story.
So please, if you want your e-mail to be read (and why bother
to send it if you don't?)
please put something in the subject line besides an exclamation of disbelief.
Duchovny Expects Second 'X-Files' Movie
David Duchovny expects that Mulder and Scully will ride again one day.
Duchovny said a second big-screen installment of "The X-Files" remains
in the works. Though he doesn't know the plot, Duchovny said "X-Files"
creator Chris Carter has signed off on the story premise.
More X-Files is good.
Anything that makes Mrs. Bart happy is good.
Subject: Bush's vacation
Bart, you wrote,
> More confort, knowing the 41 dead soldiers didn't interrupt another monthlong Bush vacation.
I wish he really were on vacation but unfortunately
a LOT of state business gets conducted out of sight
(and illegally) at Crawford and Jackson Hole - two sites that have been conservative enclaves since the 1950's.
Rose, your letter took me by surprise.
Are you a new reader?.
Bush doesn't even work when he's at work in the Oval Office.
Like Reagan, he has a smart person assign work to other smart people.
Bush doesn't have the slightest clue what's going on in his administration.
He's the same kind of president that he was as governor of Texas.
They tell him where to go and what to say.
Bush isn't even the president - he's this adminstration's Ronald
All he can do it cut ribbons and ask the kids how their cheeseburger is.
That's why he has to "testify" with a partner, Unka Dick, so Unka
answer the panel's questions because Bush doesn't know anything about 9-11.
Mentally, he's still in the Goat Story, where nobody got hurt.
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"You said the president was tired of swatting
flies. Can you tell me one example where the president
swatted a fly when it came to al-Qaida prior to 9-11?...We only swatted a fly once on the 20th of
August 1998. We didn't swat any flies afterwards. How the hell could he be tired?"
Why didn't [Bush] respond to the Cole? Why didn't we swat that fly?"
--Bob Kerry questioning Kinda Sleazy Attribution
Subject: You keep me sane
You are truly the calm in my storm, my oasis
in my desert and my light at the end of the tunnel.
I know it is so cliche', but you are the Hammer in my Hummer! Funds are coming your way!
Love and Peace!
Valerie in Venice
Valerie, thanks for that.
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AOL raffles off spammer's Porsche
Last week, AOL announced it had confiscated a red Porsche Boxster S convertible as part
of a settlement with a spammer who made more that $1 million from sending unwanted junk e-mail.
AOL, a unit of Time Warner Inc., launched a sweepstakes for the car on March 30 as "a gesture
of support and thanks" to its members for their help in the fight against spam.
Mozaic of the heroes who have died in Iraq
Subject: Got the bartcop shows on CD
I recieved the cd's in todays mail and have
already listened to the first two disks.
I'm assuming the bonus music is the lovely Shirley Manson, if so, nice treat.
It's my first time hearing her.
I hate to send out a CD with lots of room on it.
The most recent show, 34, was about ten minutes too long to fit on a single CD,
so I'm including some extras such as the Dennis Miller beatdown or the O'Reilly beatdown.
If there's not enough room for those, sometimes I throw in a few Shirley songs to fill out a CD.
phasing out the firstname.lastname@example.org because
Yahoo is flooding me with hundreds of spam messages every day.
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Defends Erasure of Scalia Speech
If you tape his words, federal marshalls will arrest you
Nehemiah Flowers, the U.S. marshal for the Southern District of Mississippi,
defended the deputy's actions, saying Friday that one of the service's responsibilities
is to provide a traveling Supreme Court justice with security.
"The justice informed us he did not want any recordings
of his speech and remarks
and when we discovered that one, or possibly two, reporters were in fact recording,
she took action," Flowers told The Associated Press.
What a crock!
Scalia is a thug who doesn't want to be recorded because he might have to recuse himself
from a case after giving a speech denouncing the suvject before it comes up, such as
Michael Newdow's "Under God" lawsuit.
Scalia and the marshall are lying when they say a digital recorder makes Scalia "less safe."
Subject: You are a racist
That's right, Bartcop.
You are a racist and since I am black I must know what I am talking about.
Heaven forbid, you make fun of Condi Rice.
So what that she has been lying to our faces.
You Bartcop are a racist! So what Condi is most incompetent and ill-informed.
You Bartcop are a racist! So what
that as a public figure who is screwing us,
she should be subject to the same treatment as "His Fraudulency".
I only know that YOU, Bartcop, are a racist.
There. I feel so much better!
David, thanks for that.
you-know-what hit the fan
Bush is no longer the man by Houston Wade in Hilo, Hawaii
One thing that puzzles me is that if we have approximately 2,000,000 active duty military personnel
in the US armed forces then why are we calling up all of the National Guardsmen and Reservists to
fight this war? I have several friends in various branches of the military that do nothing but train 10
hours a day. What, exactly, are they training for? Instead we are sending bankers and college students
who do some pushups and run through some drills every 4th weekend and for two weeks a year.
These people are supposed to be our last line of defense why are they, all-of-a-sudden, our first line
of offense? Isn't that the whole reason why Bush joined the National Guard when he was my age,
because he did not want to be the one fighting?
soldier body count in Iraq
Bush lied, and cost
647 soldiers their lives - and counting.
Another day, another six lives lost
Can Bullets and Bombs Establish Justice in Iraq?
No one can deny, of course, that incoming cruise missiles do concentrate the mind - the airliners
commandeered and turned into guided missiles on 9/11 certainly had that effect on leaders of the
Bush administration. Cruise missiles, however, like the 500-pound bombs and M1-A1 tanks being
employed to police Iraq today, are not effective instruments for the establishment of justice. There was
no justice in the 9/11 attacks on New York City and precious little in the U.S. invasion and occupation
of Iraq; nor is any in prospect should the Bush administration loose its firepower gratuitously on Iran.
Do you have an opinion?
Do any GOP impressions?
Then listen for your call on...
You have two minutes to spit your bit.
At Least Nine Dead in Attack on U.S Convoy in Iraq
Insurgents attacked a U.S. convoy near Baghdad Friday, killing at least nine people, witnesses said.
A Reuters photographer on the scene said
he saw bodies burning inside the vehicles, which were
still on fire near Abu Ghraib. He said the convoy included U.S. military vehicles and fuel tankers.
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