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"He has the funniest lines in the film. I am
eternally grateful to him. I hope
nobody tells him that I have won this
award while he is eating a pretzel."
--Michael Moore, after winning
Cannes for Farenheit 9-11, Attribution
Rumors say Moore's new film is available on those file sharing
services.
If somebody has Farenheit 9-11
and would send me a copy on DVD or CD,
I'll send Michael Moore $20 and give you a free month of membership..
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AP:
Video Shows Iraq Wedding Celebration
Every time someone says, "It can't get any worse," ...it
gets worse
Excerpt:
"There was no evidence of a wedding: no decorations,
no musical instruments found,
no large quantities of food or leftover
servings one would expect from a wedding celebration,"
Brig. Gen. Mark Kimmitt said Saturday.
"There may have been some kind of celebration.
Bad people have celebrations, too."
But video that APTN shot a day after the
attack shows fragments of musical instruments,
pots and pans and brightly colored beddings
used for celebrations, scattered around the bombed out tent.
The wedding videotape shows a dozen white
pickup trucks speeding through the desert escorting the
bridal car - decorated with colorful ribbons.
The bride wears a Western-style white bridal dress and veil.
The singing and dancing seems to go on forever
at the all-male tent set up in the garden of the host,
Rikad Nayef, for the wedding of his son,
Azhad, and the bride Rutbah Sabah. The men later move to
the porch when darkness falls, apparently
taking advantage of the cool night weather. Children, mainly boys,
sit on their fathers' laps; men smoke an
Arab water pipe, finger worry beads and chat with one another.
It looks like a typical, gender-segregated
tribal desert wedding.
As expected, women are out of sight - but
according to survivors, they danced to the music of Hussein al-Ali,
a popular Baghdad wedding singer hired
for the festivities. Al-Ali was buried in Baghdad on Thursday.
Prominently displayed on the videotape was
a stocky man with close-cropped hair playing an electric organ.
Another tape, filmed a day later in Ramadi
and obtained by APTN, showed the musician lying dead in a
burial shroud - his face clearly visible
and wearing the same tan shirt as he wore when he performed.
As the musicians played, young men milled
about, most dressed in traditional white robes. Young men swayed
in tribal dances to the monotonous tones
of traditional Arabic music. Two children - a boy and a girl - held hands,
dancing and smiling. Women are rarely filmed
at such occasions, and they appear only in distant glimpses.
Kimmitt said U.S. troops who swept through
the area found rifles, machine guns, foreign passports, bedding,
syringes and other items that suggested
the site was used by foreigners infiltrating from Syria.
The videotape showed no weapons, although they are common among rural Iraqis.
Survivor reports
Haleema Shihab, 32, said that as the first
bombs fell, she grabbed her seven-month old son,
Yousef, and clutching the hands of her
five-year-old son, Hamza, started running. Her 15-year-old son,
Ali, sprinted alongside her. They managed
to run for several yards when she fell - her leg fractured.
"Hamza was yelling, 'mommy,'" Shihab, recalled.
"Ali said he was hurt and that he was bleeding.
That's the last time I heard him." Then
another shell fell and injured Shihab's left arm.
"Hamza fell from my hand and was gone. Only Yousef
stayed in my arms. Ali had been hit and was killed.
I couldn't go back," she said from her
hospital bed in Ramadi. Her arm was in a cast.
Haleema and her stepdaughter, Iqbal - who
had caught up with her - hid in a bomb crater.
"We were bleeding from 3 a.m. until sunrise,"
Shihab said.
Soon American soldiers came. One of them kicked her to see if she was alive, she said.
"I pretended I was dead so he wouldn't kill me,"
said Shihab. She said the soldier was laughing.
When Yousef cried, the soldier said: "'No,
stop," said Shihab.
This is another total disaster in a long, long line of total disasters.
You know Al-Jazeera and the others will show the dead wedding
party again and again.
I don't blame the soldiers so much - they probably saw celebratory
gunfire and "lit them up,"
but our soldiers have no reason to be bombing Iraqi weddings
in the first place.
Dozens more families destroyed forever, all because of the insatiable greed of the BFEE.
The Monkey will lie to the nation live on TV tonight!
Quotes
"In a month and a half my platoon and I killed
more than 30 civilians. We would take over
villages and control checkpoints. My
men and I would fire warning shots at oncoming vehicles.
But, if they didn't stop, we didn't
have any qualms about loading them up"
-- Sergeant Jimmy Massey,
who says he witnessed bodies being desecrated and robbed,
and
wounded civilians being dumped by the roadside without medical treatment,
he told his
commanding
officer that he felt "we were committing genocide", and was called a "wimp",
Attribution
It just keeps getting worse and worse...
5,500 Iraqis Killed during US occupation
Excerpt:
More than 5,500 Iraqis died violently in
just Baghdad and three provinces in the first 12 months
of the occupation, an AP survey found.
The toll from both criminal and political violence ran
dramatically higher than violent deaths
before the war, according to statistics from morgues.
The survey of morgues in Baghdad and the
provinces of Karbala, Kirkuk and Tikrit found 5,558
violent deaths recorded from May 1, 2003,
when Bush declared an end to major combat operations,
to April 30. Officials at morgues for three
more of Iraq's 18 provinces either didn't have numbers or
declined to release them. .
This quagmire gets deeper every time I look at my computer or a TV.
Lugar
(GOP) Senator Rips Bush on Iraq, Terrorism
Why are the Republicans fighting the
Democrats' battles?
Excerpt:
Lugar, chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations
Committee, said the nation must prevent terrorism
from taking root around the world by "repairing
and building alliances," increasing trade, supporting
democracy, addressing regional conflicts
and controlling weapons of mass destruction.
Unless the country commits itself to such
measures, "we are likely to experience acts of catastrophic
terrorism that would undermine our economy,
damage our society and kill hundreds of thousands,
if not millions, of people," the Indiana
senator said during an appearance at Tufts University.
"I am very hopeful that the president and his
administration will articulate precisely what is going
to happen as much as they can, day by day,
as opposed to a generalization," he said..
The Monkey speaks tonight.
Subject: Your long list forgot Dennis (whore) Miller
Your list, as big and stench filled as it
is, misses some new whores seeking handouts for the oil rapists
selling (nearly exhausted now) our countries
good name in the name of the terror ghost that will haunt us
for hundreds of years (as necessary).
I wonder how we got through WWII with actual large million men
industrial armies poised against us, with
less Constitution shredding and running about waiving our arms
shooting guns in random directions, giving
unlimited power to a C grade AWOL lying ex-coke sniffing
never elected monkey. The monkey
sells on the cheap what giants built (did this it's whole life).
Similar
approach when you go AWOL and do cocaine,
instead of going over to that nasty combat business in Vietnam.
What a pile of excrement.
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Eric Idle sings "F the FCC"
Quotes
"My daughter was just going to the shops. They
shot her while she was walking.
My daughter was three years old. Did
she fire rockets, shoot at tanks?"
--Abu Zaid, whose daughter
was said to be killed by Israeli troops, Attribution
Iraq's
'Sovereignty' Mirage
by Nat Perry from consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
The Bush administration's plan to turn
over "sovereignty" to the Iraqis on June 30
is starting to look like just the latest
scheme to buy time from American voters for
a policy that is mired in quicksand with
no where to go but down.
Faced with U.S. troop deaths approachingexceeding
800 and a scandal over Iraqi prisoner abuse,
the administration has come to rely on
the June 30 "transfer of power" as the latest way to
convince the American people that it was
all worth while and there is a still a way out of the mess.
But what Washington has in mind for Iraq
after June 30 doesn't resemble any traditional definition
of "sovereignty," and even key administration
officials are disagreeing over such basic questions as
whether this "sovereign" government can
order foreign troops to leave its territory.
Trying to square that circle, Secretary
of State Colin Powell now says that theoretically the new Iraqi
government can demand that foreign troops
leave, but he's sure that the new government officials won't.
.
Bunnypant's speech tonight could be his
last gasp at holding onto power (short of using the army on us.)
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Will Jeb throw a big, whites-only party to celebrate?
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Subject: Trudeau apologizes for recent cartoon
Bart,
Sunday's Doonesbury included a picture of
a lawyer, Joan Redfern, dreaming of having the dean's head
on a silver platter and serving it to him
-- handing him his head, as the phrase goes Click
Here
Due to the recent beheading of Nick Berg,
the Doonesbury author, Garry Trudeau, has apologized for the strip
(not for writing it, just for having it
run so soon after the beheading -- strips are usually written a couple
months
in advance, so he had no way of knowing
it would be, as he put it, "overtaken by events"). The apology is
Here
My question is, who was offended?
The situations are so fully different that I didn't even connect handing
the
dean's head to him on a platter with Nick
Berg; the first involves football sex scandals while the second involves
Iraq and torture scandals.
Russ
Russ, I think Trudeau did the right thing.
It was an innocent mistake, but things are pretty traumatic all
over right now.
"Don't let Republicans create an America we won't recognize."
Talk Show Rhetoric Sounds a Rwandan Echo
Excerpt:
"You cockroaches must know you are made of
flesh.
We won't let you kill - we will kill
you."
-- Rwandan
killers, just before the genocide started
"Right now, people want George Bush to drop
a nuclear bomb on an Arab country.
These people need to be forcibly converted
to Christianity. (So they can be like
us?)
It's the only thing that can turn them
into human beings."
-- Michael Savage (R-Sex with the dead) May 12,
2004
Subject: Disgusting and dangerous
We are teaching our soldiers to be sexual
abusers.
Stop for a second and let that sink in,
we are teaching our soldiers to molest.
This should make all Americans sick to
their stomach just as it does in the rest of the world.
Sexual abuse traumatizes for life and begets
more sexual abuse.
Ultimately, when a certain percentage of
the abused prisoners start abusing others the US will be responsible.
America is creating child molesters.
What about the soldiers th t return, those
who got a taste of it and liked it?
Will they continue?
Mike
Mike, no doubt a small percentage of those
returning will continue.
They should not have been put in the position
where they'd treat people as objects.
Bush sent them there and set the tone for
the abuse with his "No rules," rules of war.
He should be impeached and jailed.
Get Your War On, (c) 2004 by David Rees. Used with permission
Quotes
"One day we would go into a city and set up
roadblocks where civilian casualties would take place,
and then the next morning we would
undertake a humanitarian mission. How do we expect people
who've seen their brothers and mothers
killed turn around and welcome us with open arms?"
-- Sergeant Jimmy Massey,
who says remorse keeps him awake at night, Attribution
I don't mean to pick on this soldier, but after 18 months of killing
everything that moves,
what's he going to do when he gets home and someone cuts in front
of him at the supermarket?
Remember my good friend Isaac Peterson who was trying to
raise funds to go to South Africa?
He succeeded, and he wrote a column about what he saw.
South
Africa must succeed
by Isaac Peterson III
Excerpt:
I had read Mandela's writings about those
days of his life, but I never imagined I would ever see
the location in person. The prison, like
all others, is a dim and dreary place. The peeling paint on
the walls is primarily two colors, gray
and white. The most colorful decor, pale blue and pale yellow,
is in the area used for meals and recreation,
but it is still dull and drab.
It is impossible to convey all of the thoughts
that went through my head standing outside of that cell.
How could any man live in such dreary confinement
and come out preaching love and unity? Mandela
and many others had gone through humiliation,
torture, and degradation I could only imagine, and came out
with their resolve only strengthened, to
be among the architects of a bold vision for post-apartheid society.
I thought it was ironic that this place,
where so many people had been sent in order to silence and crush
their spirits, became a focal point for
a positive new direction for South Africa..
Did
Somebody Say War?
It must be time for Bush to take another vacation
Excerpt:
"The president is scheduled to give
a speech tonight to lay
out his "clear strategy" for the future of Iraq.
Don't hold your breath. This is the same
president who deliberately exploited his nation's fear of terrorism
in the aftermath of Sept. 11 to lead it
into the long dark starless night of Iraq...
How do you get a logical foothold on a war
that was nurtured from the beginning on absurd premises?
You can't.
Iraq had nothing to do with Sept. 11. The
invasion of Iraq was not part of the war on terror.
We had no business launching this war.
Now we're left with the tragic absurdity of a clueless president
riding his bicycle in Texas while Americans
in Iraq are going up in flames."
When will the Pentagon award Bush a Purple Heart for falling off his tricycle?.
Dear Bart,
Have you seen this?
Federal
judge upholds homosexual marriage
Marriage laws in other 49 states expected to be struck down!
Homosexual marriage is now legal in Massachusetts.
The laws defining marriage as being
only between one man and one woman in the
other 49 states are expected to be struck
down by an activist Federal Court Judge.
There will then be no law forbidding
the marriage of groups of more than two people.
The only way to keep the sacred institution
of marriage, yada yada,
God's abomination, yada yada, the end
of marriage and decency in our
once great United States of America,
yada yada, the wrath of homosexual
activists and the liberal media, yada,
yada, yada, ...and ...God ...hates ...fags.
Please let your congressmen know how you feel about this.
Don,
Donald Wildman, Fraud and Whore
American
Family Association
That's a near replica of the crap
he had mailed to me today.
I think the Wild-ass has a good idea.
We should ALL contact our local
senators and representative and tell them how we feel!
http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm
Let's tell the GOP congress that we want
LESS
government.
Let's tell the GOP congress that we want
them OUT of our bedrooms.
Let's tell the GOP congress that we want
their out-of-control spending curbed.
Let's tell the GOP congress that we want
a smaller, less intrusive federal boot on our throats.
Sidebar:
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Quotes
"I don't know where Fatima and my mom were.
Siham got hit.
She died. I saw Zohra's head gone.
I lost consciousness."
-- Fourteen-year-old
Moza, whose dad hosted the wedding for her brother,
describing the aftermath of US planes bombing her village,
Attribution
A Foreign Policy, Falling Apart
Excerpt:
"We have come to a delicate moment in an absorbing
drama. The actors seem unsure of their roles.
The audience is becoming restless with
the confusion on stage. But the scriptwriters keep trying to
convince the crowd that the ending they
imagined can still, somehow, come to pass.
The authors stick to their plotline even
as its plausibility melts away, and why not? For months the
audience kept applauding; many of the reviewers
were admiring, while many others kept still.
No more. Senior military officers, government
officials, diplomats and others working in Iraq,
commentators, experts and analysts have
all joined a chorus of doubters that is large and growing.
And the applause -- in this case, public
approval as measured in polls -- is fading."
Great column from the Washington Whore Post, but where the hell
have you guys been for 5 years?
You've been so so damn rah rah pro-Bush, all this time,
and now that he's mired neck-deep in quicksand
you figure it's "safe" to mention that he's a lying fraud and
has been all throughout his entire non-presidency?
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America's
blood-thirsty warmonger
got his
ass kicked by a tricycle
Dueling Quotes
"There was no evidence of a wedding: no decorations,
no musical instruments found,
no large quantities of food or leftover
servings one would expect from a wedding celebration.
There may have been some kind of celebration.
Bad people have celebrations, too."
--Gen. Kimmitt, who says the
village was a safehouse for foreign fighters,
Attribution
"It was a wedding after all. And our Goddamn
military commanders are lying about it.
Just admit you f'd up.
Admit it. Don't lie about it and bring shame to
our entire country.
Lying about it makes us look like we
did it on purpose. That we knew it was a wedding, and that
we killed everyone because we thought
a few smugglers were hiding there. I have never felt so
sick and ashamed as I feel right now.
George W. Bush is a cancer who is destroying this country's
honor, and its soul. He...must...lose."
--Hesiod,
talking about the video that shows fragments of the wedding we bombed,
Attribution
Fantastic adult TV
Damn, do you watch any TV?
Saw my tape of Frazier's goodbye - classy ending
to a once classy show.
Saw the tape of the Dick Van Duke Show and was
horrified.
Hey, I love the gang because I'm that old, but that hour produced,
in me,
one half-chuckle and one out-right laugh in an hour ...and that
is a horrible batting average.
On Tuesday's The Shield, Dutch the policy wonk got
inside
the "Cuddler Rapist's" mind.
The rapists explained how empowering that moment is when
you rob a person of their life...
Trouble is, Dutchboy forgot to leave some breadcrumbs.
Dutchboy's lost inside the sicko's mind ...and he can't get
up.
This is great TV!
The good guy is imploding - they're showing what happens to cops
when you have to think
like the bad guys when you cross over, it probably helps explain
what happened in that
Abu Graib prison, ...the demons are always there
and you have to constantly fight them.
How brave of The Shield to take on real
subjects with real consequences.
Then, ...The Sopranos!!
WOW!
Did you see that?
Did that really happen?
We lost an original cast member last night.
This was TV drama at it's finest!
Clips from this will be on BCR Show 40, but who can believe acting
that
good?
Michael Imperioli should win "Best Actor in a Drama,"
for
that performance.
Fortunately, his acting was all vocal, so the radio bits should
rock.
On the newsgroups they're calling this the best Sopranos
episode ever!
Considering the NY Whore Times called Season One "The
most culturally significant
TV show in the last 25 years,"
doing their best show in Season Five means something.
Plus, it set up the big Jersey/New York mob war in two weeks
- last show until the closer mid-2005.
It was hueueueueuege!
WOW!
I'll have to play that back a time or two...
Subject: BCR feedback
Hey Bart,
How about listing some of the song titles
you have on your radio shows.
Some of the tunes I really want in my own
collection, especially that Irish rock jig you played around show 36.
Stephen
Stephen, I will forward your request to Tommy Mack.
Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
799
801 dead American soldiers.
Over 800
deaths - why?
Funny - nobody
has mentioned the Mogadishu 18 lately...
Quotes
"I forgot out there on the stage to thank my
cast. So if I could do that now,
I want to thank Mr Bush, Mr Cheney,
Paul Wolfowitz and Donald Rumsfeld.
The love scene between Cheney and Rumsfeld
brought a tear to my eye."
--Michael Moore, after winning Cannes for Farenheit 9-11,
Attribution
Subject: Nick Berg video
I wish someone would do a serious bit of
investigation on this - like 9/11.
The blogs seem to have come up with some
legitimate questions on this, which are not being addressed elsewhere -
I'm still spooked by nick's dad's name appearing on a list of "enemies" of the "free republic"...
geoff
Geoff, for some reason in America, once you get a little cash,
you start playing along.
None of the big guys want to touch a subject like, "Did
the BFEE have Berg killed?"
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It's finale night on CBS, (C.S.I. Miami) and it
would be nice of Jon Stewart was back,
but we're watching that monster Sopranos episode
at least once tonight. Wow!
Subject: Tough choices for Republicans
Republicans are facing tough choices this
election year. More pictures and videos
are surfacing that document atrocities
at prisons in Iraq. We are seeing rape, sodomy,
torture, and the murdering of prisoners
in US custody. It is now believed that the orders
to commit these war crimes came directly
from the White House.
So what do Republicans do? Do they stick
with the President and try to downplay these
extremely graphic pictures? Or do they
put the interests of Americans first and get to the
bottom of this? Will Republicans like John
McCain do what's right - or will he sell out to
election year politics? Time for McCain
to put his money where his mouth is.
I challenge McCain's honesty.
Marc Perkel
San Francisco, CA.
Saudi
Ambassador: U.S. Fighting "colonial war" in Iraq
He calls Arafat a "living martyr"
Excerpt:
The United States is fighting an old-fashioned
"colonial war" in Iraq that is fueled by its desire
for Iraqi oil, the Saudi ambassador to
Britain and Ireland was quoted as saying. Prince Turki
al-Faisal likened the U.S. occupation of
Iraq to centuries of incursions by the West into the Middle East.
"No matter how exalted the aims of the U.S. in
that war, in the final analysis it was a colonial war
very similar to the wars conducted by the
ex-colonial powers when they went out to conquer the
rest of the world," al-Faisal was quoted
as saying. "Either in the name of Christianity, or bringing
civilization to undeveloped countries,
or bringing the rule of law to uncivilized populations."
The ambassador, a former head of Saudi intelligence
agencies, said some American congressmen
had spoken openly about hopes that "in
a year or two they would be producing so much oil in Iraq that,
as it were, the war would pay for itself."
This "indicated that there were those in
America who were thinking in those terms of acquiring the
natural resources of Iraq for America,"
the ambassador was quoted as saying.
Hey Prince, if you had been reading bartcop.com
you would've known that years ago..
When Bush is done with Iraq, what makes you think your
oil fields are safe?
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