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US: Attack Coming - No Details 
Al-Jazeera: Berg was inside job
Bush Speech: Nothing New 
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Spy in the House of Bush
BitTorrent: Moore's Film Free
The NYWTimes "comes clean"
Speech is free - unless...... 
The Madness Of King George


Quote of the Day

"Voters would rather flip burgers and 
  drink beer at a backyard barbecue with 
  Bush than Kerry, according to a new poll.
     --AP,  Attribution

 Maybe it's because Bush always seems drunk.
 It's like he's got a head start, so we need to catch up.

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  Thursday    May 27, 2004


"All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries.
  Many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way -- they are no longer a
  problem to the United States (big smirk on his face when he mentioned killing people)
  and our friends and allies. We have the terrorists on the run. We're keeping them
  on the run. One by one, the terrorists are learning the meaning of American justice."
     --Dubya, SOTU, 2003, Attribution

 ...and the Red Cross says up to 90 percent of "the terrorists" are/were innocent,
  but Bush enjoyed murdering them just the same.

 U.S. Warns of Al Qaeda Attack But ...No Details
  Bush wants us to live in fear - it makes him a "war president"

  Click  Here

 They said an attack could coincide with a number of upcoming high-profile events, starting with
 Memorial Day this weekend and continuing through the November presidential election.

"They want to do something spectacular," one mysterious federal law enforcement official said
 referring to al Qaeda.   John Ashcroft and FBI  Director Mueller called a  news conference to
 discuss the threat and seek the public's help. so they could scare the voters towards Bush.

 The officials said the United States has obtained intelligence deemed credible, but not specific,
 on place, time or method of an attack. They said it could involve a chemical, biological or nuclear weapon.

 America - put your faith in the BFEE - they will protect you.


"In the last 32 months, history has placed great demands on our country.
  We did not seek this war on terror. But this is the world as we find it."
        --Dubya,   Attribution

  Impeach this ass for lying!
  He wanted war even before he was selected by the crooked judges!
  He said, "F--- Saddam, ...we're taking him out," 6 months before we invaded.

 "We love out Dubya - we can't impeach our war president!"

 Berg video filmed from inside Abu Ghraib prison (?)
  story on  aljazeera.com

  Click  Here

 The video footage of an American citizen's execution has raised numerous questions concerning
 its authenticity as evidence grows that the event took place from inside Abu Ghraib prison.

  Care to comment?

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 Subject: The reason for W's "tumble

>From the White House press release:

"President Bush took a spill during a Saturday afternoon bike ride on his ranch, suffering bruises
 and cuts that were visible later on his face just two days before he was to deliver a major
 prime-time speech on his Iraq policy.

 The president was nearing the end of a 17-mile ride on his mountain bike, accompanied by a
 Secret Service agent, a military aide and his personal physician, Richard Tubb, who treated him
 at the scene, said White House spokesman Trent Duffy.

"It's been raining a lot and the topsoil is loose," Duffy said.
"You know this president. He likes to go all-out. Suffice it to say he wasn't whistling show tunes."

 Soooo... it's been raining a lot in Crawford, we are told.
 Here are the recent precipitation levels from Crawford:
       May 22: 0"
       May 21: 0"
       May 20: 0"
       May 19: 0"
       May 18: 0"
       May 17: 0"
       May 16: 0"
       May 15: 0"
       May 14: 0.03"
       May 13: 2.79"
       May 12: 0"
       May 11: 0.15"
       May 10: 0"
       May 9: 0"

 May 13th saw some serious rain, but other than some sprinkles on the 14th,
 Crawford saw nothing but sun. In the last week alone, the temperature was in the high 80s the entire time.

 So rain on the 13th and (barely) 14th was blamed for a Bush fall on the 22nd.
 As everything else, it wasn't Bush's fault. Nothing is Bush's fault.    Ever.


 Good point.
 It would be so easy to joke, "The president is known for his graceful moves,"
 and make light out of his clumsy ass, but lying always pops into their heads first.
 And had this been Clinton, Barr and Burton would've held hearings
 to see if there might be a "pattern of lying" from this president.

 If only our side had 10 percent of the chutzpa those bastards have.



"In press conferences, television ads, and interviews this year, President Bush has manifested
  a series of psychopathologies: an abstract notion of reality; confidence unhinged from facts and
  circumstances; and a conception of credibility that requires no correspondence to the external world.
  Tonight, as he vowed to stay the course in Iraq, Bush demonstrated another mental defect:
  incomprehension of his role in history as a fallible human agent. Absent such comprehension,
  Bush can't fix his mistakes in Iraq, because he can't see how - or even that - he screwed up."
     --William Saletan, "Magical History Tour",   Attribution

 President's Speech Offers Nothing New
   by Joe Conason

  Click  Here

 None of what the President said on Monday evening was news to anyone who, unlike him, reads newspapers.

 Although Mr. Bush has previously acknowledged that there is as yet no convincing evidence of a link between
 the former Iraqi regime and Al Qaeda, he repeated that same old canard on Monday evening. He described Iraq
 as the "central front in the war on terror," and went on to say "terrorist" or "terrorism" approximately every 90
 seconds. Cynical observers might think this was an attempt to halt declining public support for his Iraq policy
 by reminding voters that they support his efforts against the perpetrators of 9/11.

  Care to comment?

 New Home Sales Tumble 11.8 Percent
  The only bright spot of Bush's "recovery" hits an iceberg

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 Economy Picks Up Growth in First Quarter
  "Picks up" means less recession than last quarter?

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 Pentagon surprised by Bush pledge to destroy Abu Ghraib
  Maybe the war would work smoother if Bush didn't surprise the Pentagon so much?

  Click  Here

 MTV refuses to air 'Super Size Me' ads
  Says film "disparages fast food restaurants," which MTV depends on for bucks

  Click  Here

 Kobe Says Lab Results Support Him
  Exam samples prove she had sex with another man hours after Kobe

  Click  Here

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  ...as heard on  http://whiterosesociety.org

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 The Iranian Spy in the House of Bush
     by William Rivers Pitt

  Click  Here

 Chalabi was the head of the Iraqi National Congress, a group organized to overthrow Saddam.
 Chalabi was a beloved ally of Rumsfeld and Cheney pre-2000; Chalabi and his group were the
 impetus behind the passage of the Iraqi Liberation Act in 1998, legislation advocated loudly by
 Rumsfeld, Cheney and the neo-conservatives who now occupy this government.

 The attacks of September 11 made Ahmad Chalabi. The Bush administration had already decided
 to attack Iraq, and then began casting about for evidence to support that decision. Rumsfeld organized
 the Office of Special Plans, the purpose of which was to cherry-pick intelligence reports that made Iraq
 appear to be an imminent threat. Representatives of the OSP - Cheney, "Scooter" Libby, and Newt Gingrich
 - visited the CIA to browbeat the analysts into "toughening up" their analyses of the Iraqi threat..

 Just think - if some Iranian spy tricked Clinton into dragging America into a quagmire
 that got 800 soldiers killed, they would've impeached him the day the first soldier died.

 ...but the Democrats just sit there, shaking in their chairs at the thought of angering Mr Rove.

 BitTorrent To Release Michael Moore's Film Free
  Movie Industry Stunned By Latest Moore Move

  Click  Here

 In a stunning move, filmmaker Michael Moore says his latest film, "Fahrenheit 9/11"
 will be released by BitTorrent, the popular peer-to-peer file-sharing network.

"This film deserves the widest possible distribution," said Moore. "I had hoped
 I could achieve that with Miramax and Disney, but such was not to be the case.
 I'm thrilled to announce that I have an even better solution.   BitTorrent!"

 Damn, I'm guess Moore's passing up tens of millions of dollars doing this.
 You can tell he's a Democrat - he doesn't NEED hundreds of millions to be happy.

 Personally, I have at least two problems with this:
 - Both times I tried to get to bittorrent.com  my IE froze up - I guess they're busy.
 - I can't do this peer-to-peer deals because my modem light never shuts off,
   and I'm too busy down-loading and up-loading to have by transfer rate slowed down.

 So, I'm still willing to pay for a copy.  I'd like to send the $20 to Moore,
 but I'd give a 90-day subscription to BCR to whoever can send me his movie on a DVD
 We'll put snippetts on BCR.

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"Researchers have surprising news about what breeds of dogs came first and which dogs
  are more closely related."   What do I give a rat's behind about which dog is related?
  Why is this study done? All I know is we treat dogs very well here, and the great originators
  of the dog eat them. How come they don't put that in their story about 'em, the Asians still
  chew 'em up? In China they're in cages waiting to be cooked. Yeah, I know, you're not
  supposed to say that. All the quiet, sacred soy eaters over there."
      --Michael Savage,  saying what needs to be said, with hate,  Attribution

 Speech is free - unless it's critical of Bush

  Click  Here

 Bill Nevins, a New Mexico high school teacher and personal friend, was fired last year
 and classes in poetry and the poetry club at Rio Rancho High School were permanently
 terminated. It had nothing to do with obscenity, but it had everything to do with extremist politics.

 In March 2003, a teenage girl named Courtney presented one of her poems before an audience
 at Barnes & Noble bookstore, then read the poem live on the school's closed-circuit television channel.

 A school military liaison and the high school principal accused the girl of being "un-American" because
 she criticized the war in Iraq and Bush's failure to give substance to its "No child left behind" education policy.

 The girl's mother, also a teacher, was ordered by the principal to destroy the child's poetry.
 The mother refused and may lose her job.

 Bill Nevins was suspended for not censoring the poetry of his students. Remember, there is
 no obscenity to be found in any of the poetry. He was later fired by the principal.

 Then to all students and faculty who did not share his political opinions, the principal shouted: "Shut your faces."
 What a wonderful lesson he gave those 3,000 students at the largest public high school in New Mexico.
 In his mind, only certain opinions are to be allowed..

 Welcome to Bush's Amerikkka.
 Since the Democrats are too goddamn scared to speak, we have to depend on John McCain,
 Chuck Hagel and Dick Lugar to protect us from the illegal thugs who stole Free Speech.

 How did I get in a party of spineless whimps?

 If Wesley Clark was our nomineee, I don't think he'd remain silent.
 Several times, Clark called out Karl Rove and said, "I'm not afraid of you, Karl Rove!"
 I wish all Democrats were more like Wesley Clark .


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 Smarty Jones: Running from the heart
     by  Gene Lyons

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 Man O' War's 1938 match race against War Admiral got more ink in American newspapers that
 year than Hitler and Mussolini. Nothing like that appears likely to happen to this year's Triple Crown
 contender, Smarty Jones, although heaven knows we could all use a diversion. Things are lousy on the
 political front, and polls show Americans feeling apprehensive and uneasy. But there's far too much
 competition for attention in today's diffuse and omnipresent news media, and these days you can place
 a bet on almost anything. Even so, millions of Americans who don't have a dime on the race will cheer
 themselves hoarse watching Smarty Jones make his stretch run at the Belmont on June 5 and, win or lose,
 an awful lot of them will have tears in their eyes.

  Care to comment?

 A Shadow on the Land

  Click  Here

 They've brought America to its knees. They're a ruthless band of fundamentalist religious fanatics
 that respect no international laws and seem destined to cause only death, misery, and destruction.
 They strike without warning using stealth, torture, lies, and deception to rain down violence without
 regard to innocent lives lost. They cynically exploit the World's media. They constantly invoke the
 name of their God, to justify every cruel act for their holy cause. They'll use and sacrifice innocent
 believing kids as warriors. Most of the world already hates and fears them, and no country on
 Earth is safe from their rage or terror.   They are the new evil in the World.

 So much for the Bush folks.
 Those al-Qaida guys are no picnic either.

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"It's regrettable that this president is never going to admit any shortcomings, much less failure.
  That's an aspect of Mr. Bush's character that we have to live with. But we cannot live without
  a serious plan for doing more than just getting through the June 30 transition and then muddling
  along until the November elections in the United States.  The president still has a number of
  speeches left to deliver before June 30. We hope he will use them to come up with a more specific plan,
  to stop listing the things we already knew needed to be done and to explain to us how he intends
  to do them. An acknowledgment of past mistakes would be nice."
    --NY Times Editorial, "The President's Speech"    Attribution

 That's not going to happen.
 The Boy King thinks he's on a spiritual mission from a higher power.
 He thinks he's some historical figure, sent here by God to save the world - like Rush Limbaugh.

 Subject: You're making a difference

 Hey, BC,

 Just so you know: I started reading your site in early 2001: it was great to see somebody as steamed
 as I was about the election and the quasi-legal government it forced upon us. Then after 9/11 it was great
 to see a patriotic liberal taking on both the terrorists and the government that failed to protect us from them.

 But after November 2002 I felt that I just had to get off the computer and actually do something. So -- I haven't
 been to your site much over the past year, but in that time I've become a precinct chair, an officer in the local
 Young Democrats, and -- as of our district convention last weekend -- a delegate to the national convention.

 I know you've got one of the toughest jobs in liberaldom, but you should know you're inspiring other people
 to get out and work for change. Thanks for that.

 D.G. in N.C.

 P.S. If you get a chance, please send me a couple of BartCop stickers.
         I think they'll come in handy in Boston.

 Hmmm, I think somebody's going to Boston this July... Hmmmmm.....

 *Light bulb appears over Bart's head*

 Any other delegates going to Boston for DemoCon 2004?
 I can't go, but I'd sure like to see some  bartcop.com  stickers/CDs distributed there.

 Who else will be inside at  DemoCon 2004?
 I should make up some demo packs and beg for volunteers...

 Are  YOU   inside  DemoCon 2004?

 Digital Watermarks Prove Berg and Abuse Cameras Were the Same?
  This is a question being asked - so far there's no proof of anything

  Click  Here

 The following is from a Yahoo message board...

 Word is spreading around Kodak Park here in Rochester NY. And will break on national
 News tonite (5-25) that Kodak film experts have analyzed the Nick Berg video and some
 of the Abu Grhaib Prison videos comparing them for certain encrypted recording signatures.

 Each video camera leaves a certain signature mark, much like a fingerprint or striation
 markings on bullets in gun barrels. Same goes for CD-ROM Burners, they leave a trace
 or type of Cookies on the finished product.

 These are tested by computer and not visible by the naked eye. Experts here after lunch
 have concluded that one of the 2 video cameras used in the Nick Berg "beheading" was
 also used to film US troop abuses of Iraqi detainees.

 THIS is BAD news for BushCorp., Military, and CIA.

 Granted, a Yahoo message board isn't proof of anything, but at least people are talking about it.
 If it's nothing, we'll drop it - but we can't drop it until some questions are answered.

Get Your War On, (c) 2004 by my good friend David Rees. Used with permission

 NY Whore Times Finds Faults in Its Iraq Coverage
  A fake apology from the rah-rah, 'Bush is great,' we-love-war NY Whore Times

  Click  Here

 The New York Times printed an unusual critique Wednesday of its own reporting on Iraq,
 saying it should have been more skeptical about some claims from Iraqi dissidents and more
 aggressive in following them up.

 More agrressive?
 YOU are lying.  YOU  are Karl Rove's puppet and now the BFEE's in trouble so YOU are simply covering your ass.
 YOU printed every lie Karl Rove sent you so YOU could make more money - like Clear Channel and FOX News

 In an article labeled as being ``From the Editors,'' the newspaper said it found ``a number of  instances of
 coverage that was not as rigorous as it should have been'' and said it sometimes ``fell for misinformation''
 from exile Iraqi sources, as did the administration and other news organizations.

 "Fell for misinformation?"
 You're lying - you intentionally supported Bush's illegal war because YOU are whores without ethics.
 Like the BFEE, YOU have no problem with making money of the deaths of innocent women and children.

``In some cases, information that was controversial then, and seems questionable now, was insufficiently
 qualified or allowed to stand unchallenged,'' the editors wrote. ``Looking back, we wish we had been
 more aggressive in re-examining the claims as new evidence emerged or failed to emerge.''

 Stop lying!
 An apology means nothing if you're going to lie your way thru the apology.  Admit YOU played along with
 Rove and with Bush and disregarded the facts and stabbed honesty in the back.  Admit YOU threw out ethics
 when Clinton was president and maybe YOU could start to earn our trust if YOU start telling the truth again
 like a legitimate newspaper is supposed to. Stop taking cues from Drudge and the vulgar Pigboy.

 The paper did not single out a single reporter or editor but attributed the faults to several factors: editors
 ``at several levels'' who should have pressed reporters for more skepticism but instead were ``perhaps too
 intent on rushing scoops into the paper''; failing to balance the accounts of Iraqi defectors against their desire
 to get rid of Saddam Hussein; and not giving enough prominence to findings that called earlier articles into question.

 There you go again - lie after lie.  Even Bart Simpson lies better than The Old Gray Whore.  A whore takes the money
 and then follows orders - that's YOU, the once trusted New York Whore Times.   YOU didn't give a damn how
 many thousands of innocent Iraqi's died for Bush's oil grab, YOU just knew you could sell more papers by waving
 the flag and standing by the never-elected, blood-thirsty Texacutioner.

 Media critics have been calling for months for the Times to assess its own pre-war coverage of Iraq, especially on
 the issue of weapons of mass destruction. In their note, Times editors wrote that while they have examined various
 official actions leading up to the war in the last year, it was ``past time'' that they evaluate their own coverage.

 Oh, suck me.

 What you're doing right now - pretending YOU made "mistakes" is just another attempt to make more money
 because America is beginning to see the truth about the snot-nosed punk YOU helped push into power.

 All those hundreds of false stories YOU printed about Al Gore are coming back to haunt YOU.
 YOU crowned the stupid little boy King of America in the summer of 2000 so the thousands of innocent
 Iraqis and the soon-to-be 1,000 dead American soldiers are partly on YOU - the New York Whore Times.

 Don't think we forgot that YOU fabricated that entire Whitewater charade in an attempt to screw the last elected
 president America ever had. Whitewater was dead and buried but YOU kept running stories that YOU knew would
 be echoed oin the massive, wall-to-wall GOP hate machine and your lies were almost rewarded with the removal of
 our best president ever - and now you want to pretend "mistakes were made?"   YOU are still a whore paper.

 bartcop.com  has more credibility than the Old Gray Whore.


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"The most newsworthy story related to the incredible shrinking _resident's speech Monday night
  is that the three major networks didn't televise it live. It was billed as a very important speech,
  it was a prime-time speech, it was being positioned as one that would be carried by the networks
  -- just as the incredible shrinking _resident's recent embarrassing press conference was broadcast live.
  So what happened? Were they doing the White House a favor by NOT broadcasting it?
    --Liberation News Service, Attribution

 Our "president' is such an embarrassment, the networks did him a favor by not putting his emotional landslide
 on national television because they thought it would scare the public. Seeing the bumbling idiot attempt to speak only
 emboldens our enemies.  They can't believe that "the Great Satan" being run by a monkey who can't speak or think.
 They got lucky when Scalia decided America no longer needed the right to vote.


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 Diane Sawyer (R-Ho) is doing a fake expose on porn in Primetime Thursday
 I wonder if she'll show the nude pictures she had taken decades ago?

 CBS is playing the excellent Joan of Arcadia that's featured in BCR Show 40

 The WB has a Pepsi Smash concert with Lenny Kravitz and others.

 Conan has John McCain, ...and wasn't last night's World Poker Tour exciting?

 Subject: The American Lie

 If you think America is about freedom, then you are truly stupid.
 America is about white power.

 Drive across America and see who owns the farmlands.  Look at the picture of Emmett Till, from Chicago,
 who was murdered in Mississippi in 1954.  Look at the insane Jim Crow Laws used against Black Americans
 for decades.  Read about Wounded Knee.  Go to the prisons in America and see who is behind bars.

 It's mainly Blacks and Hispanics.  But the very dangerous conservative Right Wingers think they can wrap an
 American flag around any crimes committed by this non-elected administration, and America will accept it.
 Racist Christians are running the country right now.  We as people must take charge of our country, and make it
 what it should be.  Let us as Americans stop thinking we have the right to run the world because we are told that
 we are the good guys in the world.  Americans are the only people on the planet who believe this lie.

 The days of the White so-called hero of the world is over.  True power does not come out of the barrel of a gun,
 or from a pulpit.  It comes from truth and respect for all humankind.  Treat all people the way you want to be treated.
 America has been drunk for too long on pretty words.  We think we are these words just because our brain-washed
 educators and preachers and politicians tell us we are great as a nation, and that we and only we Americans know
 what is best for the world and all people of it.

 The truth is, America and it's actions are based on one word:   Profit!

 Charles Wilson

 Subject: Toe sucker predicts Kerry/Clinton ticket

 Hey Bart,

 I heard the toe-sucking Dick Morris on a San Francisco radio station today.
 As much as I dislike the guy, he often is right and he does know his stuff.

 Morris predicts John Kerry will choose Hillary as his VP running mate.  Here's why:

 - Hillary has been saying for months - "I'm not running for Vice President".
  Well, nobody runs for Vice President - you get asked by the nominee.

 - Hillary will bring many women to the polls for the Dems.  Hillary doesn't need to deliver
  New York for Kerry - he's already got it locked up.  But she can serve a far greater role
  - bringing millions of women - especially younger women - who admire her independence
  and fierceness to the polls nationwide.

 - By accepting the VP nomination, Hillary sets herself up for an eventual run for the Presidency.
  If Kerry loses to Bush in 2004 (shudder) Hillary becomes the defacto nominee for 2008.
  If Kerry wins in 2004 and is re-elected in 2008 Hillary becomes the heir apparent.

 - Hillary has no where else to go at this point.  Word is that Rudy Giuliani will be running against
  her for the Senate seat in NY in 2006.  If Rudy wins she's embarrassed and out of a job.  If Hillary
  wins she just gets to keep the same job she already has.  There is no upside for her to stay where she is.

 - Lastly, Bill is laying the groundwork for her in his upcoming book.  Clinton's new book is going to
  be a runaway bestseller just like Hillary's book was last year and with Hillary on the ticket she'll bring
  a lot of Bill's cache to Kerry's campaign.

 Kerry/Clinton - 2004!  Watch for it!

Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq

799  806 dead American soldiers.

Over 800 deaths - why?
Funny - nobody has mentioned the Mogadishu 18 lately...



"President Bush's "everything's-going-to-work-out-fine-in-Iraq" primetime address
  Monday night ran into a slight logistical problem; the speech was a television ratings flop,
  attracting just 6.2 million viewers. That's 35 million fewer than tuned into Bush's primetime
  press conference last month, and 56 million fewer than watched his 2003 State of the Union address."
     --Eric Boehlert, Attribution

 A great job?
   by Joe Conason

  Click  Here

 Burdened by his record low poll ratings, the president of the United States sought Monday
 night to convince the nation and the world that he knows what he is doing in Iraq. He succeeded
 only in proving that he has no new ideas and no plausible plan -- except to tear down that prison
 whose name he cannot pronounce.

 Americans are losing confidence in President Bush, not so much because they distrust his motives,
 although many do, as because they question his competence. The aggressive unilateralism once
 regarded by Bush's political strategists as their most powerful domestic political weapon is now
 turned around and pointing straight at them.

 Subject: tearing down Abu Graib prison

 Bush wants to waste taxpayers money by tearing down Abu Ghraib Prison
 because of the U.S. torture scandal and build a new prison at our expense.

 I find it amazing that Bush thinks that rape, torture, and murder problems can
 be solved by tearing down a building.   If that kind of reasoning made sense
 then maybe we should tear down the White House to solve the national debt.

 Marc Perkel
 San Francisco, CA.

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"The President takes oral medication at least twice a day according to [redacted] because of an
 unspecified "indisposition' and this subject is strictly off limits for any casual staff conversation."

"At one point during a staff conference, the President stood up and began to speak in an unknown
 language.  Mr. Rove was able to stop the President and get him to resume his seat. It was reported
 by [redacted] that for a period of time (about fifteen minutes) after this incident, the President
 appeared to be 'somewhat confused and very inarticulate.'"

 What must it be like when this man appears "confused and inarticulate?"

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   Shirley Manson of the rock group "Garbage."

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