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  Monday    June 14, 2004


"I just don't think it's the role of the United States to walk into a country and say,
  we do it this way, so should you.  I'm not sure VP Gore is coming from, but I think
  one way for us to end up being viewed as the ugly American is for us to go around
  the world saying, we do it this way, so should you. I think the United States must be
  humble and must be proud and confident of our values, but humble in how we treat
  nations that are figuring out how to chart their own course."
     --Dubya, running for office in 2000,   Saw it on  stupidgit.com Attribution

 Retired Officials Say Bush Must Go
  ...is this the beginning of the end to the Illegal Monster?

  Click  Here

 A group of 26 former senior diplomats and military officials, several appointed by Reagan and Bush,
 plans to issue a joint statement this week arguing that President Monkey has damaged America's national
 security and should be defeated in November.  Ever since FDR, the U.S. has built up alliances in order to
 amplify its own power," he said. "But now we have alienated many of our closest allies, we have alienated
 their populations. We've all been increasingly appalled at how the relationships that we worked so hard to
 build up have simply been shattered by the current administration in the method it has gone about things." .

 The group's complaint about Bush's approach largely tracks Kerry's contention that the administration
 has weakened American security by straining traditional alliances and shifting resources from the war
 against Al Qaeda to the invasion of Iraq.

 Oakley said the statement would argue that, "Unfortunately the tough stands Bush has taken have
 made us less secure. He has neglected the war on terrorism for the war in Iraq."

 I've said it dozens of times - the Republicans will have to rescue this country from Bush because
 the Democrats are too scared, hiding under a table wetting themselves.

  "We love George, our war time president. He's perfect!"

  Care to comment?


"The pomp and circumstances surrounding Reagan's funeral drowned out the death
  of two important American concepts this week. Investigators said they followed an
  unbearable stench to a White House closet where the bodies of Honor and Integrity
  were found in a state of rigor mortis. A medical examiner's report pinned the deaths
  on extensive bleeding in the Constitution caused by a severe stroke of White House
  signatures on a document authorizing torture by US military forces."
    --Barbara Sehr, "Obituary: Honor and Integrity"  Attribution

 Powell: Terrorism Report a 'Big Mistake'
  How 'bout them cowboys!!

  Click  Here

 A State Department report that incorrectly showed a decline last year
 in terrorism worldwide was a "big mistake," Colin Powell said Sunday.

 He said he was working with the CIA, which helped to compile the data,
 to determine why the errors got into the report. "It's a numbers error.
 It's not a political judgment that said, 'Let's see if we can cook the books.'
 We can't get away with that now. Nobody was out to cook the books.
 Errors crept in," he told ABC's "This Week."..

 This crooked administration seems to spend half their time screwing up,
 and the other half trying nto locate the cause of their screw-ups, and funny,
 the Monkey at the top is never responsible for any errors - he's perfect!

  Care to comment?

 Iraq Car Bombing Kills 12; Another Official Slain

  Click  Here

 One of Bush's "suiciders" detonated a car bomb in Baghdad on Sunday, killing at least 12 people,
 and wounding 13. Gunmen killed a senior Education Ministry official in the second assassination
 of a government figure in as many days.  An American soldier was killed and two others were wounded.

 Also Sunday, a rocket slammed into the heavily fortified American Green Zone headquarters.
 The blast caused minor damage to the Republican Palace, where Paul Bremer has his headquarters,

 Bremer is leaving that hellhole in 17 days if he can survive that long without getting killed.
 Have you ever seen such a mess in your whole life?  Think what the American whore press and the
 coast-to-coast GOP echo chamber would be doing to Clinton is he ever screwed up this badly.

 Subject: BCR Show 42

 Dear Bart,

 I loved show 42.
 You have been too nice to Reagan and the nixonites.

 They are guilty of war crimes and human atoricites as far as I am concerned.
 Mike M

 We bend over backwards to be extra fair at  bartcop.com



"Copping Reagan's charmingly naive shtick and his humble beginnings as the unqualified
  governor of large state, Bush's administration has unfolded on us all like a mushroom cloud.
  It's the perfect post-Reagan presidency; based on illegal foreign invasions, wrecking the
  economy and blowing up the space shuttle. Now that his "shining city on the hill" has morphed
  into a dust covered rattrap, I think that Reagan's legacy is and should always be that he
  represented the drizzle before our current storm of horseshit."
     --Brian Dowell, "Eulogy to a Teflon-draped coffin",   Attribution

 Subject: Susan McDougal on the radio

 Billy Long has let me know that Susan will be on his morning show Tuesday morning 7:30 CDT...
 You can listen to the stream ... http://www.newstalk560.com/

  ... she was on earlier and Billy actually had one of those really great programs with her ...

 Tuesday - Topic: Women's Prisons 7:30 AM - -
 Susan McDougal, former Clinton secretary real estate partner
 jailed for not testifying against the couple in the White Water Scandal

  Care to comment?

Ten views per penny.
Nobody gives you a better deal that that.


 Edwards Favored as Kerry's Running Mate
  AP poll shows Democrats rallying around Carolina senator

   Click  Here

 Subject: Nader

 Dear Bartcop,

 It used to be the case that I would cringe every time you said something along the lines of
"voting for Nader helps Bush" (that's not an actual quote) because I'd been brought up to believe
 that you should always simply vote for the person who's views you agree with the most.

 However, I've been doing some thinking, and I've decided that I've been naïve; defeating Bush
 is more important than sticking to this ideology.  I'd like to vote for Nader, because I agree with
 his views more than Kerry's, but I'd like to get Bush out of power more.

 Just wanted to let you know I'm with you on this one,
 Will E


"Marta asked me to clarify the statement you might have made over the weekend that
  it was she who agreed to my request for a divorce, and we won't talk about it any more."
   -- the gracious Pigboy, wanting you to think he left her, not the other way around

 Hepburn and Reagan
  by Maureen Dowd - she hates everybody, this time it's Reagan

  Click  Here

 She was from old money; he was from no money. She loved her antique-filled Connecticut house on the water;
 he loved his rustic California ranch in the mountains. Both were celebrated for their Emersonian self-reliance.
 But she was known for shaping her movie career, while he was known for being shaped by his movie career.
 She imperiously controlled details, ordering her cook to slice grapes vertically and not horizontally.
 He genially left the details to others, letting Oliver North cook up Iran-contra.


"Some people think I'm simplistic but there's a difference between being simplistic and being simple.
  My theory of the Cold War is that we win and they lose. What do you think about that?"
    --Ronald Reagan, 1977, proving he thought like the Never-elected Monkey     Attribution

 Whore Court Preserves 'God' in Pledge
  Cowardly whore court ruled Newdow had no standing

  Click  Here

 Dr Newdow and his  bartcop.com  sticker

 The Supreme Court preserved the phrase "one nation, under God," in the Pledge of Allegiance,
 ruling Monday that a California atheist could not challenge the patriotic oath but sidestepping the
 broader question of separation of church and state.

 At least for now, the decision leaves untouched the practice of brainwashing millions of kids
 by having them praise a non-existant being before their minds are formed enough to reject such an idea.

 The court said atheist Michael Newdow could not sue to ban the pledge from his daughter's school and
 others because he did not have legal authority to speak for her.

 Those cowardly bastards.
 They could have done their jobs and ruled on this important issue but they decided to shirk their duty
 with that phony claim that Newdow wasn't "parent enough" to bring the case before the high whores.

Some people can't read, like the Monkey president.
But if you can read, you'll find the right books here
and it's all just a click away.

 Pokerfest Chicago July 17, with an afterparty at some agave bar?
 Pokerfest Seattle  circa late September, early October?

 Defense bill to top $1 trillion
  Congress backs budget heavy on future weapons

  Click  Here

 As Congress moves ahead with a huge new defense bill, lawmakers are making
 only modest changes in the Pentagon's plans to spend well over $1 trillion in the
 next decade on an arsenal of futuristic planes, ships and weapons with little direct
 connection to the Iraq war or the global war on terrorism.

 They're doing this so they can say, "We can't afford Social Security or Medicare."
 Bush emptied the Treasury and gave it to the super rich and now there's nothing left.
 When Grandma needs a prescription, Bush will say "Tough titty, Grandma."

"Old people can work, unless they're too lazy..."

  Care to comment?

 Subject: Music


 I'm going nuts trying to find out the song/artist performing a song you used on Bartcop Radio Show 42.
 It's on part 1, about 1/3 of the way through your Rush-Reagan beatdown.

 Please enlighten me.
 Ralph G

 Actually, ....that's a funny story
(That's my Jon Stewart impression, could you tell?)

 Tommy Mack (D-All Praise) has control of all the music.
 When he agreed to come aboard the Tequila Treehouse, that was his only demand.


 I found myself with a 23 minute, extra-bloody Rush-Reagan Beatdown, longer and deeper
 (homage to Richard)  I suppose, ...than anything I've ever done, so I threw that song in as kind of
 an Intermission - say it like Smirk "...Intermission"..so's people could use the restroom or whatever.

 It's the theme song from the just-renewed, fun-to-watch, space-monkey babefest on FOX TV's Tru Calling.

Held over

 Ollie North Skips Reagan's Funeral

  Click  Here

"Every doggone camera in the place would be shooting pictures of me instead of paying
 attention to what was going on," said the3 convicted traitor in an interview from Key West.

 Or maybe the real reason is that Nancy called this convicted traitor "a liar,"
 and he didn't want her shrieking at him during the services.

Republickans  who  couldn't  keep  it  in  their  pants

Marty's Entertainment Page

 The Explosion of the 9-11 Truth Movement
  The U.S. Media's Dirty Little Secret


  Click  Here

 FBI field agents were screaming the facts that could have prevented the attacks, and in
 the words of FBI Agent Crowley her attempts to get this information up the chain of command
 were "almost DELIBERATELY thwarted". 9-11 exploitation and the constant terror invoked
 by Bush et al to keep us in a state of mind conducive to giving up liberty and to conduct
 "endless wars" becomes an increasingly obvious "formula."

 Yet, all is not lost, for today we have the Internet. And we still have a democracy, if we act to preserve it.
 This will require a mammoth effort to demand the full truth of 9-11. www.911visibility.org provides tools
 and support for doing just that. The truth shall set U.S. free. Unless we demand the full truth of 9-11 any
 discussion in the future about our environment, education policy, social spending, military spending, etc.
 will be poisoned with the unexposed lies of 9-11. 9-11 truth is the most critical issue facing America and
 the world. Get involved in the www.911truth.org campaign, and get activated at www.911visibility.org.

 Thousands of soldiers have been wounded in Iraq.

  Click  Here

 For every flag-draped coffin the American people aren't allowed to see coming home from Iraq,
 there are at least four other casualties of war like Spec. Roy Harper they don't hear about, either.

 Army Spec. Roy Harper, nearly killed
 when shrapnel ripped open his aorta,
 arrives at Landstuhl for treatment.

 Hundreds of wounded G.I.s have been
 treated at Landstuhl, including Sgt. Ernest
 Jones of Canarsie, Brooklyn.

 More than 15,000 war zone patients have already cycled through Landstuhl,
 nearly 13,000 from Iraq. An estimated 4,000 are classified as battle casualties;
"They just keep coming," says one staffer, who has gotten used to the double
 shifts and 60-hour weeks. "It never stops."


 Is Bush a conservative?
  Bob Novak doesn't think so

  Click  Here

 Cooling on Ashcroft
  Ashcroft is Bush's Black Sheep, but how black is he?

  Click  Here

 Poppy parachutes for 80th birthday
   Chute fails to fail to open

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"Finally, the ACLU -- I have to pick on the ACLU because they're the most
  dangerous organization in the United States of America right now. There's by far.
  There's nobody even close to that. They're, like, second next to Al Qaeda."
     --Bill O'Reilly,   Attribution

 Only a right-wing, reactionary handjob would think supporting and defending
 the US Constitution was some evil threat that ranked with Al Qaeda

 Cold Turkey
   by Kurt Vonnegut

      Kurt Vonnegut with his  bartcop.com  sticker

  Click  Here

 Many years ago, I was so innocent I still considered it possible that we could become the humane
 and reasonable America so many members of my generation used to dream of. We dreamed of such
 an America during the Great Depression, when there were no jobs. And then we fought and often died
 for that dream during the Second World War, when there was no peace.

 But I know now that there is not a chance in hell of America's becoming humane and reasonable.
 Because power corrupts us, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Human beings are chimpanzees
 who get crazy drunk on power. By saying that our leaders are power-drunk chimpanzees, am I in danger
 of wrecking the morale of our soldiers fighting and dying in the Middle East? Their morale, like so many
 bodies, is already shot to pieces. They are being treated, as I never was, like toys a rich kid got for Christmas.

 Subject: I wonder if Rove smothered Reagan with a pillow?

 A photo op like this is too good to happen by accident.
 I have a hunch that Carl Rove's hand is in there somewhere.

 I'll bet he was standing at the Regan bedside, a pillow in his hand,
 smothering the life out of the brainless ex-president.  Muttering again and again,
"We will win this one for the Gipper!  We will win this one for the Gipper!
 We will win this one for the Gipper!  We will win this one for the Gipper!"

 Frank D
 San Diego


 Eldrick's 'split' with Harmon hangs over Open
   Eldrick didn't like his c addy getting some attention

  Click  Here

 Harmon told reporter Jeff Rude that despite Beatles-like pleas for a reunion,
 the band won't be getting back together.

"I have no desire to go back to the same situation where I spend all my time
 at tournaments with Tiger Woods," Harmon said. "If he wants to come here
 (Las Vegas, where Harmon works), that's fine. I sat in that hot seat for 10 years.
 Now someone else can sit in it."

 There are plenty of people who say Woods is wrong. The record doesn't support his case.
 He goes into the Open without a victory in the last seven majors. Though he continues to
 regularly post top-five finishes, he has failed to win in 11 straight stroke-play events.
 Woods won this year's World Match Play, but admitted he wasn't at his best.
 The natural assumption is that his game has suffered without Harmon.

 Woods' unparalleled success made Harmon a star of considerable magnitude.
 Woods paid him only $50,000 per year.

 Wow! I had no idea Eldrick was such a Scrooge with his mega-millions.
 He's making what, $30-40 million a year and gives his "advisor" one tenth
 of one percent of that, and now he discovers he can't win without him?

  Care to comment?


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 Subject: Anti-Semitism

  Click  Here

 You have a sharp mind and you're usually on the side of the angels, but your thinking on the subject
 of anti-Semitism in general and the Israeli-Palestinian problem in particular is not terribly deep, to be kind.

 Doesn't the subject deserve it, especially since you keep bringing it up?  I hate to say it, but you sound
 as simplistic and unworldly as a certain White House usurper whose middle name starts with w.

 I'll pee on his grave

  Click  Here

 Reagan was the only American president ever found guilty by the World Court for war mongering for the
 mining of Nicaragua's harbors. In 1987, Reagan was forced to admit that he made a deal with the Iranian
 terrorist for the hostages. In return for the hostages Reagan armed the Iranians with missiles and the world
 had the first look at the terror Reagan had unleashed on Central America. Profits from the sale of the missiles
 were used to fund the Contras. Furthermore, the cargo planes delivering the arms to the Contras were used
 to smuggle cocaine into the U.S. on their return flights.

 During the Iran-Iraq war Reagan provided support for Saddam. When Saddam used nerve gas the Reagan
 Bush administration was complacent. Throughout the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan the Reagan administration
 equipped and trained not only the Taliban but also bin Laden. In fact, Reagan was the godfather of much of the
 present trouble in the Middle East.

 The future for Iraq looks extremely bleak as long as the Bush regime remains in power. Many of the top officials
 in George W. Idiot's administration were also members of the Reagan administration. It is now known with certainty
 that Bush approved the torture. The Bush regime administration framed a flimsy legal argument outlining why as
 commander and chief Bush wasn't bound by the law. It gave him the authority to approve torture and whatever
 other means he chose to wage his war for oil without fear of war crimes charges. The argument is a fraud.
 In short it is nothing more than rewriting the Nuremberg Laws that allowed the Nazis to conduct the Holocaust.

  Care to comment?

 Subject: proof that Bart's not anti-semitic


 I just sent a note to your Monkey of the Day (i did a blind cc to you).
 It occured to me (while writing him) that I have proof that you are not anti-semitic.

 You are inviting the Jews to come live in your state!

 If you were anti-,  you could invite them to come live in the Monkey's state.
 You might ask them (the Monkeys) why they don't want the Jews to come to 'merica'?
 Could THEY be anti?

 Bob in Oklahoma.

 Bob, I forgive them, because they know not what they do.

Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq

833  834 dead American soldiers.

Drip, drip, drip - the lives go down the drain - all for Bush's illegal war.

Soon it will be 900, and then 1000.


 Subject: Latest on Rush's divorce

 Hey Bart,

 I HAD to tune into Limbaugh to hear how he'd address the "Divorce" issue.
 (Of which the news of was released over the weekend in hopes the Reagan funeral would obscure that news.)

 He said, (and I heard it with my own ears) "I asked Marta for the divorce!"

 I bloody well hope she kills him!
 I wouldn't shed one tear for him!

(I don't mean "kill" as in dead, I mean, "kill" as in takes him for every penny he has!)
 Oh, I am screaming with laughter!

 Sally P

 Sally, if you heard my Florida report on BCR, I talked about some public filings
 that my good friend Dean showed me when I was in Pigboy's town, Palm Beach,

 It showed a lot of Pigboy's property was in Marta's name, and I opined that maybe
 he was trying to protect himself from possible civil lawsuits, but it turns out the vulgar
 Pigboy was planning this divorce, claiming he wanted to get away from her.

 Since she knows about the gerbils and Slappy Thomas and the rest, she will be let go
 with a "no talk" contract that'll pay her around $3M a year if she stays quiet and/or
 only talks lovingly about the Nazi bastard in interviews.  There are too many hundreds
 of millions of dollars at stake for Marta to tell what she knows.

 Or, Rush could just have the BFEE murder her.

 VCR Alert

 Dave has been doing tacky Paris Hilton sex jokes for almost a year.
 Tonight, she's on Dave's show.

 The Casino premiers on FOX.
 If I remember correctly, two dot com millionaires bought the Golden Nugget in Vegas.
 Will that make for riviting TV?

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 Why Did Tenet and Pavitt Resign?
   fromthewilderness.com  has a theory

  Click  Here

 Both resignations, perhaps soon to be followed by resignations from Powell and Armitage,
 are about the imminent and extremely messy demise of George W. Bush and his Neocon
 administration in a coup d'etat being executed by the CIA. The coup, in the planning for at
 least two years, has apparently become an urgent priority as a number of deepening crises
 threaten a global meltdown.

 Based upon recent developments, it appears that long-standing plans and preparations leading to
 indictments and impeachment of Bush, Cheney and even some senior cabinet members have been
 accelerated, possibly with the intent of removing or replacing the entire Bush regime prior to to the
 Republican National Convention this August.

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