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  And I remember my predecessor, whose life
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"In a way, Reagan was W's father. The macho swagger, the studied anti-intellectualism,
  the infatuation with military spending, and the overriding concern for corporations and
  the rich--all these Bush has inherited from Reagan. And while Reagan consulted Nancy's
  astrologer for advice, Bush does him one better by consulting the Lord Himself. The only
  difference is that Reagan knew how to read his lines."
    --Matthew Rothschild, "No Praise for Reagan",   Attribution

 Marta Dumps Vulgar Pigboy
  There's only so much Oxy-Nazi one can take

  Click  Here

 Rush put out a statement yesterday that he and his third wife, Marta, had separated.
 Sources in Palm Beach say Marta dumped the burly blowhard and vacated the couple's
 mansion in Palm Beach The two are quietly working out a divorce agreement.

 Limbaugh met Marta on the Internet and they married in 1994. Since then, Marta has seen
 Limbaugh through ballooning weight gains, deafness (a cochlear implant in 2002 restored much
 his hearing), his heroin addiction, rehab and a police investigation. Signs of trouble first came
 last year in November when one pal of Limbaugh said: "Marta didn't go visit him at rehab until
 the very end. It was odd." Insiders say there is probably a pre-nup, but Marta may get more
 as she "knows where all of his skeletons are. That's why there are these . . . discussions."

 Pigboy has $300,000,000 and he still can't get a women to stay with him.
 Soon, he'll "be on" wife four, and then she'll divorce him, too.
 I think the gerbil stories are true and Marta was just his merkin.

 Gee, with all the stress - his drug monkey, his possible arrest and inprisonment,
 his wife dumping his Nazi ass - I hope he doesn't attempt to harm himself.

 Hey Rush, need to borrow a gun?

  Care to comment?


"If its a blood bath, then let it be now"
    --Ronald Reagan, to antiwar protesters, May 15, 1969,  Attribution

 Document warns Guantanamo employees not to talk
  How 'bout them cowboys!!

  Click  Here

 The document, obtained by USA TODAY, says that soldiers and interrogators are not required
 to give defense attorneys statements about the "personal treatment of detainees" or any "failure to report
 actions of others." It also says that refusing to cooperate with defense attorneys "will not impact your career."

 In other words, help the Illegal Monkey bury his crimes and you'll be rewarded,
 but if you open your mouth, the vengeful BFEE will ruin your career

 The document "suggests that there is something that needs to be hidden" about how detainees
 are being treated, says Scott Silliman, a Duke University law professor and a former Air Force lawyer.
"It suggests that the default should be: Don't talk."

 Subject: Limba divorce


 Congratulations, it looks like you and Mrs. Bart outlasted another Rush Limba - LNW marriage.
 It seems that the sacred institution of the Vulgar Pigboy Junkie's marriage could not survive the gays in Massachusetts.

 Nick S.

 ha ha
 You're right - if those wacky gays hadn't destroyed the sacred sacrament of marriage,
 Rush and his blushing multi-divorced bride would still be in wedded bliss.


 Blair Handed Electoral Reeming Over Iraq

  Click  Here

 Britons angry over Iraq have given Tony Blair a drubbing in local elections,
 relegating his ruling Labour Party to an unprecedented third place.

"It's a bad night for us, but it's not meltdown," Blair's Home Secretary David Blunkett
 said on Friday. "On Iraq, we are very clear about that -- it has damaged us."

 With nearly half the results counted, Labour had lost a net 211 seats, closing in on the
 overall loss of 400 or more which analysts had projected as a benchmark of seriousness for Blair.
 The BBC projected Labour's vote share at just 26 percent.

 Just think - if America had a free press,
 if the American press weren't whores for the Illegal President,
 we'd see Bush's approval at 26 percent - but our press is owned by Bush lovers.

  Care to comment?

 Subject: Reagan

 It seems to me (and I'm old enough to remember this) that even
 JFK's funeral didn't last this long - and he was assassinated!

 But the press whores are going to drag this one out.  They just know
 that if they keep the cameras rolling, and Tim Russert keeps reminding us
 that Reagan once walked on water, and turned water into wine at a state dinner
 - they just know that eventually Reagan is going to climb up out of that box!

 Well - if he does - I know that his first official act on this neocon Easter will be
 to accept a speaking engagement to explain this miracle - for a 5 million dollar fee.

 Jim H

Ten views per penny.
Nobody gives you a better deal that that.


 Who should Kerry pick as his VP?

   Click  Here

 Rating Reagan: A Bogus Legacy
   by Robery Parry of  consortiumnews.com

  Click  Here

 Yet absent from the media commentary was the one fundamental debate that must be held before any
 reasonable assessment can be made of Ronald Reagan and his Presidency: How, why and when was
 the Cold War "won"? If, for instance, the United States was already on the verge of victory over a
 foundering Soviet Union in the early-to-mid-1970s, as some analysts believe, then Reagan's true
 historic role may not have been "winning" the Cold War, but helping to extend it.

 If the Soviet Union was already in rapid decline, rather than in the ascendancy that Reagan believed,
 then the massive U.S. military build-up in the 1980s was not decisive; it was excessive. The terrible
 bloodshed in Central America and Africa, including death squad activities by U.S. clients, was not
 some necessary evil; it was a war crime aided and abetted by the Reagan administration.
 [Reagan's] unpleasant history was shunted aside or covered up.

 "War crimes" and "Republican presidents" go together like peanut butter and jelly.

 In BCR Show 42 - The Rush-Reagan Beatdown, I mentioned a possible
 72 members of the Reagan administrations that were either convicted, forced to resign or pleaded guilty.

 I was wrong.

 Subject: 138 Reagan officials convicted of crimes


 bartcop.com  regrets the error

 Bart takes Vince Z to the Economic Woodshed

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"I watched lie upon lie stacking up while seeing the so-called liberal media give
"The Great Communicator" a free ride. In short, the genesis of the state this nation
  is in today began with the election of Reagan. Would  W  have been possible without Reagan?
 Would the lies that pushed this nation into an unneeded invasion of Iraq have been as effective
  without the Reagan administration getting away unpunished after the Iran-Contra Affair?
 Watching the Reagan years unfold was an exercise in horror and frustration,
  but it turned out to just a warm-up to a presidency that is even worse."
      --Randolph T. Holhut, "Ronald Reagan Without Tears"    Attribution

 Reagan, Hedgehogs and the November Election
  by Arianna Huffington

  Click  Here

 Reagan spoke of an America whose "heart is full; her torch is still golden, her future bright...
 She will carry on unafraid, unashamed and unsurpassed. In this springtime of hope, some lights
 seem eternal; America's is."

 Bush spoke of an America threatened by "thousands of dangerous killers now spread throughout
 the world like ticking time bombs, set to go off without warning," cautioning that "America must not
 ignore the threat gathering against us ... We cannot wait for the final proof - the smoking gun - that
 could come in the form of a mushroom cloud."

 Which America would you rather live in?

 Neither damn one.
 I want to live in Clinton's America, where everyone who wanted a job could find one,
 where the biggest worry we had was Monica and the biggest problem we had was the
 argument about how to spend the budget surplus.

 Who would want to live in the Reagan depression or the Bush recession?

Some people can't read, like the Monkey president.
But if you can read, you'll find the right books here
and it's all just a click away.

 Pokerfest Chicago July 17, with an afterparty on Chicago's famous Rush Street
 Pokerfest Seattle  circa late September, early October?

 Anyone in the Seattle area could help set this up?  Contact Bart

 McCain Rejects Kerry's VP Overture?

  Click  Here

 McCain has personally rejected John Kerry's overtures to join the his ticket and
 forge a bipartisan alliance against The Monkey, the Associated Press has learned.

 Kerry has asked McCain as recently as late last month to consider becoming his running mate,
 but McCain said he's not interested, said a Democratic official who spoke on condition of anonymity
 because Kerry has insisted that his deliberations be kept private. A second official familiar with the
 conversations confirmed the account, and said the Arizona senator made it clear he won't change his mind.

 Both officials said Kerry stopped short of offering McCain the job, sparing himself an outright rejection
 that would make his eventual running mate look like a second choice.

 Both camps say that didn't happen, but the AP is sticking with their story.

"Unka Karl says I'll be unevictable in November."

  Care to comment?

 Subject: Go Ralph

 Well, I guess it's official. Kerry asked McCain to consider the VP nod.
 Democrats should be embarrassed and ashamed that the Democratic nominee
 can't look within his own f-ing party. Now tell me where Nader was wrong
 when he said that "there is little or no difference between the two major parties"

 Democrats are interested in sex.
 The GOP is interested in global domination and stealing oil.
 You can't see a difference there?

 I know you like to run that same old cartoon but it was eight years of Clinton/Gore
 that gave us all these g-damn SUVs,

 Hold on there, Lande...
 We got all those SUVs because the economy was booming like never before
 and oil was dirt cheap. It's what a prosperous country does with money - they spend it.

 ...the so-called drug war raged unabated,

"Unabated" is the wrong word to use.
 Was Clinton's AG constantly raiding bothering-nobody groups in Oregon and California?
 Did Clinton bust Tommy Chong for selling plastic pipes?

 ...corporations swallowed up America and the gap between rich and poor continued to grow.
 F them both.

 My, you have such a potty mouth.
 It's my opinion the gap between rich and poor will always grow, so the Democrat's job
 is to slow that growth, the GOP wants to hasten that growth.

 You and your potty mouth are going to vote for Bush - and that makes you a monkey.

 By the way, "Go Ralph" is what I did when I found out you were pro-Bush.

They did everything they could to pretend it was a
national tragedy that a 93 year-old man had died.

 The Day the Constitution Died
   by Molly Ivins

  Click  Here

"When, in the future, you find yourself wondering, "Whatever happened to the Constitution?" you will
 want to go back and look at June 8, 2004. That was the day the attorney general of the United States
 -- a.k.a. "the nation's top law enforcement officer" -- refused to provide the Senate Judiciary Committee
 with his department's memos concerning torture.

 In order to justify torture, these memos declare that the president is bound by neither U.S. law nor
 international treaties. We have put ourselves on the same moral level as Saddam Hussein, the only
 difference being quantity. Quite literally, the president may as well wear a crown - forget that "no man is
 above the law" jazz. We used to talk about "the imperial presidency" under Nixon, but this is the real thing."

 Molly, you just now finding that out?
 You need to be reading  bartcop.com

Have you ever noticed how photos of Kiera Knightly look fake?
her head is hueueueueueuge and it looks photoshopped on someone else's body

Marty's Entertainment Page

 Early Abu Ghraib Reports Went Unheeded

  Click  Here

 At least five soldiers objected last fall to abuses they saw at the Abu Ghraib prison.
 One demanded to be reassigned, saying the behavior he witnessed there "made me sick to my stomach."

 Up the chain of command, the noncommissioned officers who heard such complaints did little to stop the
 mistreatment, according to Army records obtained by The Associated Press.

 One of those same NCOs, Staff Sgt. Ivan L. "Chip" Frederick, is accused of stomping on prisoners' toes
 and punching another prisoner so hard in the chest that he remarked, "I think I might have put him in cardiac arrest."

 The investigation handjob into beatings and humiliations at Abu Ghraib began in January, after one soldier wrote
 an anonymous letter to superior officers about troubling photographs. That soldier, Spc. Joe Darby, came forward
 later to talk to Army investigators and eventually became known as the whistle-blower who uncovered the scandal.

 That's why we shouldn't buy any of this, "Those few loose cannons sullied our reputation."
 Bart's Law #2 tells us those who tortured the most brutally were probably rewarded for it.

 Bush: Saddam's Pistol Now U.S. Property

  Click  Here

"President Bush will give Iraq's new leaders full sovereignty, billions in rebuilding aid
 and the protection of 138,000 U.S. troops. But it doesn't sound like they'll be getting
 Saddam Hussein's pistol anytime soon. It's U.S. property, Bush says."

 Someone else pointed this out, but doesn't the fact that Saddam was found with an
 unloaded pistol prove he was captured by someone else, then handed over to US forces?
 If you ruled a country with an iron fist for 30 years, why would you hide with an empty gun?

 Las Vegas Is All Over the Tube
  The Casino, American Casino, C.S.I., Las Vegas, The Real World

  Click  Here

 Senior Iraqi Diplomat Slain in Baghdad
  They should get Regis to host, "Who wants to be a president"

  Click  Here

 American Shot and Killed in Saudi Capital
  Michael C - if you're still in Riyadh, becareful, Dude

  Click  Here

 Fla. Voting Machines Have Recount Flaw
   Gee, I'm shocked - aren't you?

  Click  Here


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 Subject: Reagan on money


 I don't know why the repugs are diddling around trying to put Reagan on the ten and twenty dollar bills.
 They should get serious and replace the stars on the flag with pictures of him. It'll be the "Reagans and Stripes"!
 (Nancy can replace the eagle topping the flagpole.)

 Next, change the name of the country to "United Reagans of America" or "United States of Reagan"
 Either will do fine.

 Of course, with his new deification by the nazis the pledge should be corrected to include "Under Reagan"
 instead of the misleading "Under God" phrase. Accuracy is important, you know.

 I could go on and on with these truly moral and good ways of honoring Saint Ron, but I need to puke.
 Steve in Seattle.


 Iraqi Deputy Foreign Minister Killed
  ...but we're still throwing them the car keys in 18 days

  Click  Here

 Gunmen killed a deputy foreign minister as he went to work Saturday,  the latest attack
 on Iraqi leaders in recent weeks.Bassam Salih Kubba, Iraq's most senior career diplomat,
 was mortally wounded in Baghdad's Azimiyah district, a spokesman said.

 The attack on Kubba was the second assassination of a senior Iraqi figure in the past month.
 The head of the now-disbanded Iraqi Governing Council, Izzadine Saleem, was killed in a
 suicide car-bombing May 17 near Green Zone headquarters of the U.S.-run occupation authority.

  Care to comment?


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 Subject: Poker talk

 Bart, you wrote

> "With a total of seven cards, you use your two and the best three cards on the table to make a hand, "

 I'm sure you realize that it's not necessary to use any of your hole cards to make the hand.
 You can use one or none and "play the board".
 Best five cards wins, doesn't matter how many of your original two you use.

 Also, did you know that Shana Hiatt is Vince Van Patten's sister-in-law?

 Keep up the good work,


 JM, I didn't know about the sister-in-law thing.

 On the cards, you're right, you can use just one card in your hand,
 but if you "play the board" you can't win - all you can do is tie.

 Army Hired Interrogators for Iraq Despite Ban
  They called "Rent a Torturer 4 Less" to fill crucials posts

  Click  Here

 The Army hired private interrogators to work in Iraq and Afghanistan despite their
 policy of barring contractors from military intelligence jobs such as interrogating prisoners.

 A policy memo from December 2000 says letting private workers gather military intelligence
 would jeopardize national security.  An Army spokeswoman said senior commanders have
 the authority to override the contractor ban.

 Some of the dozens of private contractors hired to interrogate prisoners in Iraq and Afghanistan
 are under investigation in connection with abuses at the Abu Ghraib prison near Baghdad and
 other prisons. Army investigators are looking into whether the contracts were awarded properly.

 We have about 130K military personnel over there - and as many private contractors?
 Remember - all this is off-the-books and we won't know the size of the bill until the BFEE hands it
 to the taxpayers.  Think how much they'd have to pay a guy to work in those conditions - and we're
 paying for how many tens of thousands of these guys?

  Care to comment?

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832 families destroyed forever - all for Bush's illegal war.

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 Subject: Re: Remember to keep straddling that moral fence

 Bart, you wrote:

> Every Jew in the world could move to Oklahoma where they wouldn't be killed,
> but for some reason they want to live with people who want them dead

 Ha Ha!

 In your view, it is the 12 year old French girl's fault that the Muslims carved a swastika
 in her face because she was too obstinate to move to Oklahoma.

 No, I'm saying her face would still be intact if she lived here, but her parents
 prefer to live in a place where they carve up kids - how can you not see the obvious?

 You are definitely right. It was "monkey" of me to expect you to object to the terrorizing
 of Jewish civilians in France. As you so eloquently summarized, it's not your fault they are
 getting what they deserve. Obviously, you share bin Laden's view that any Jew anywhere is fair game.

 Yep, me and bin Laden are twins.
 What we're seeing here is your religious insanity blinding you to what's real and obvious.
 My way, the kid grows up with an Okie accent.
 Your way, she grows up scarred for life - physically and mentally and your religious insanity
 tells you it's better that she grows old staring at a swatiska in a mirror every day of her life.

 Good thinking, Dude.

 Thanks for the reply. You have confirmed my suspicion that the resurgence of anti-Semitism
 across the world concerns you liberals about as much as it bothers Pat Buchanan and David Duke.

 This has nothing to do with left vs right.
 My way, the kid grows up with an Okie accent.
 Your way, she grows up scarred for life.
 Your refusal to budge scarred that kid - I had nothing to do with it..

 However, for a "monkey" like me to send you an article documenting the mistreatment
 of French Jews really does get under your skin.

 No, I just think you'd be safer with science and logic than religious insanity.
 You tell me about a problem, and I gave you a way to fix it but you don't want it fixed.
 You prove my point - you don't want the problem solved.

 Don't worry. I won't bother you again. Asking a leftist to condemn savagery against Jews
 was extraordinarily naive in my part, and I've learned my lesson.

 Good Luck, pal.
 Bob Glaser

 No, you haven't learned a damn thing.
 This has nothing to do with left vs right.
 This has everything to do with your religious insanity
 that tells you to live with knife-wielding people who hate you.

 For all we know, that 12 year-old girl could be beaten and murdered by now
 and your stubborn refusal to move away from the danger is what killed her.

 My way, the kid grows up with an Okie accent.
 Your way, she grows up scarred for life - if she's lucky.

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