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Whoever put Kerry in this Dukakis tank
should be fired and banned from the DNC.
Did he hire FOX's Susan Estrich?
Is he trying to lose?
And why isn't Kerry smart enough to stay
out of monkey suits until he's elected?
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"Every time I hear some extremist rant about
presidential "lies" I get furious.
These people are putting all of us in danger. Many far left Websites are simply
out of control, spewing forth deceit and allegations that have no basis in fact
whatsoever. Unfortunately, these people now have sympathy in the mainstream
press and can get their libel widely distributed."
--Bill O'Reilly, spinmeister of Nazi hate Attribution
Kills 3 Iraqis; Egyptian Set Free
Another day in Bush's Paradise
A suicide car bomb packed with explosives, mortars and rockets exploded Monday
outside a U.S. base in the northern city of Mosul, killing 3 Iraqis, injuring 3 U.S. soldiers.
Militants announced they were holding four
new hostages but freed a senior Egyptian diplomat,
amid their escalating campaign to force U.S.-allied countries and foreign contractors to flee Iraq.
In other violence, an Iraqi government official was gunned down by assassins outside his Baghdad home.
Suicide attacks, assassinations, roadside
bombs and abductions have been persistent tactics in the
15-month insurgency sowing chaos across Iraq. Kidnappings have escalated, however, since the
Philippines last week met militant demands and withdrew troops to save the life of a Filipino truck driver.
Maybe I should stop doing these stories.
They're all the same, day after day - it never stops.
Bush is having a Ground Hog Day nightmare that never ends.
"What makes DemoCon unified is a universal
loathing for George W. Bush."
--Bob Novak, getting one right - the whole universe hates Bush Attribution
the Gang Ready to Rock and Roll
by Tom Shales
"Searching for a way to describe Hillary Clinton's popularity with Democrats, Peter Jennings
said, as the crowd at the FleetCenter in Boston cheered her, "Senator Clinton is a rock star."
Maybe so, but guess who was about to come
out there and set the Convention on its ear:
a veritable combination of Elvis, the Beatles, James Brown and Bruce Springsteen put together.
There he was, huger than life: Bill Clinton, who after his introduction by his wife raced breathlessly
through what seemed a 40-minute speech crammed into about 25 and got the 2004 presidential
race roaringly underway. He was just plain magnificent."
"Democrats and Republicans have very different
ideas on what choices we should make,
rooted in fundamentally different views of how we should meet our common challenges
at home and how we should play our role in the world. Democrats want to build an America
of shared responsibilities and shared opportunities ... Republicans believe in an America
run by the right people - their people."
--Big Dog, showing why he's the best Attribution
Teddy Address Democrats tonight
Big Dog gives masterful performance - he's still the king
When the Big Dog took the stage, delegates jumped up, screamed, applauded and waved placards.
But Clinton quickly turned the focus to insisting that Kerry would be a good commander in chief.
"During the Vietnam War, many young men, including
the current president, the vice president ...and me,
could have gone to Vietnam and didn't. John Kerry came from a privileged background. He could have
avoided going too, but instead, he said: Send me,"
Will we ever see a politican as good as
Apparently, his speech was the only one not vetted by the Kerry campaign,
but I have a feeling they were happy with it. When Clinton was introduced,
there was enough electricity in that hall to light up Las Vegas.
Subject: Pokerfest summary with pictures
Marty's Entertainment Page
"Regardless of your opinion at the beginning
of this war, isn't it now obvious
that the way the war has been managed by the administration has gotten us
into very serious trouble?..wouldn't we be safer with a president who didn't
insist on confusing al-Qaida with Iraq."
--Al Gore, last night Attribution
Subject: AP doesn't even pretend to do their job anymore!
Check out this article on Yahoo:
Especially this paragraph:
"Democrats also are looking to their keynote
speaker, Barack Obama from Illinois
who would be the first black Democrat ever to serve in the Senate, to energize the party's base. "
First ever black Democrat in Senate?
Does the name Mosely-Braun ring a bell morons?
Geesh...librul media, at it's finest!
Hope all is well.....I know you got your
work cut out for you in the next few months,
but I'm sure you'll kick ass, as usual!
To make it worse, Mosley-Braun is from Illinois, too.
What's more worthless than a lazy whore?
"I'll be honest with you. I had hoped to be
back here tonight running for re-election...but I'm not bitter.
You win some, you lose some, and then there's that little known 3rd category."
--Al Gore, last night Attribution
Subject: something I didn't know
Bill Clinton - in his speech last night
told me something I didn't know.
I knew that Bush was stealing our Social Security to fund tax cuts for the rich.
But I didn't know Bush was borrowing money
from the Chinese to fund tax cuts for the rich.
Who would have ever thought America would see the day when the world's greatest democracy
was funded by borrowing money from the Communists?
San Francisco, CA.
The bastard is borrowing money to give to the super-rich.
I have no kids, but YOUR kids will have to pay China back.
Says Clients Want to Sell Rocco's
Confidence Hits Two-Year High
That means nothing - a four year high would include Clinton
Jackson Accused of Imprisoning Boy
Family makes claim, the media claims that's news
wants to cut Medicare Payments
Democrats have no problem with that - they love Bush
Moving anywhere is the US?
Let these guys help.
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A Ringing Call for Change
Led by Bill Clinton, DemoCon2004 opened here Monday night with a tough and sustained
critique of Bush's failures and a partisan rallying cry to delegates to convert their bitterness
over the Florida rape into fresh energy aimed at electing Kerry in November.
"I can sum up my reaction in one word: phenomenal,"
said Jay Augustine, a delegate from Louisiana.
"I thought he hit the nail right on the head with the positions that our country should be moving toward.
You could not ask for a sharper contrast between what Democrats stand for and what the party in power believes in."
I thought it was the best speech Clinton ever gave.
"Clinton thinks he's so smart..."
Subject: bartcop made TV last night at DNC
Monday night, during one of the speeches.
Quick camera shot of woman in big hat.
BARTCOP sticker planted right in the middle of big hat.
Congrats. You've gone "legit."
I saw a guy with your sticker on his hat there at the convention while I
was waiting for Bill CLinton to be the first demo to get out of the "pansy zone".
Thought you might appreciate that.
A man with a straw hat emblazened with a
large Bartcop logo was shown
for a few seconds on PBS coverage of the convention tonight.
I'm sure at least a dozen other people were watching PBS.
Keep up the good work,
Steve in Osceola
I was watching the convention on PBS tonight.
During Jimmy Carter's speech
they had a crowd reaction shot of a delegate wearing a large straw hat with the BartCop logo.
Jimmy Carter gave an excellent speech, which the PBS crew and guest speakers immediately began to disparage.
I was seriously offended by Jim Lehrer's
remarks to Jimmy, who had just stated the obvious, that the Bush
admin had been out to invade Iraq since BEFORE taking office. Jim said that was a "serious charge."
What baloney. I don't know if he's just stupid or ignorant or what, but he has no excuse.
He should know better. Anybody with half a clue knew years ago about the PNAC,
and their stated agenda. Jimmy went on to name names, such as Wolfowitz and Perle.
Thanks to all who wrote.
"The Republicans would have you believe that
they are the best part to keep America safe
and secure and I'm here to tell you that it's not so. We served under that flag, we fought
under that flag, we've seen our brothers in arms die for that flag and we have buried brave
men beneath it and it's our flag -- and not John Ashcroft or Tom DeLay or anyone else is
gonna take it away from us."
--Wes Clark, at the first veterans' caucus at the Democratic National Convention, Attribution
Prostitutes flood Boston
After years of Nazi nonsense books,
we finally have some balance at the bookstores
Bush in another bike crash
The president dusted himself off from his fall on a treacherous descent, waved his
medics away and kept rolling, a small cut on his knee and dirt on his back the only
signs he had wrecked. He allowed that he was a bit shaken up. Bush has been riding
the knobby-tired mountain bikes since February, and he rides with abandon.
So, he rides a bike the same way he governs - recklessly.
Subject: Re: Issue 1363 that stupidgit.com picture (reply)
A radical left-wing monkey scores big
with a hit on Bart.
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-- Dick the toe-sucker Morris on Clinton's speech Attribution
by Paul Krugman, one of the best
"It's election night, and early returns suggest trouble for the incumbent. Then, mysteriously,
the vote count stops and observers from the challenger's campaign see employees of a
voting-machine company, one wearing a badge that identifies him as a county official,
typing instructions at computers with access to the vote-tabulating software.
When the count resumes, the incumbent pulls
ahead. The challenger demands an investigation.
But there are no ballots to recount, and election officials allied with the incumbent refuse to
release data that could shed light on whether there was tampering with the electronic records.
This isn't a paranoid fantasy. It's
a true account of a recent election in Riverside County, California.
Last night, Clinton said, "We're going
to be sure every vote is counted," but he didn't say how.
I hope the Democrats haven't put all their eggs in the Bev Harris basket.
Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
907 dead American soldiers.
Drip, drip, drip - young lives go down the drain
Invited to 'Fahrenheit' Screening
There's no way that coward will watch that film
When it appeared that no movie theater in the president's home county would show F9-11,
Moore promised a copy to the Crawford Peace House, a facility for seminars, meetings,
or workshops dedicated to peace.
A theater in Waco picked up the movie last
week, but Moore later offered to come to
Crawford to introduce his movie and discuss it afterward.
Organizers expect about 1,000 people to
attend the show Wednesday night at a football
stadium parking; (What the hell does that sentence mean?) police said demonstrators
against the film were also expected.
"I personally think we're just a little town,
and it's kind of an invasion in our small town,"
said Fran Shelton, whose family owns the Crawford Coffee Station. "Everyone's entitled
to their opinion, but I'd be happier if he didn't bring it to Crawford."
This Fran Shelton character doesn't want to see the evidence.
She wants to trust Bush blindly, like the GOP and the born again Christians.
Subject: 6 days until Mike Malloy joins Air America Radio
That's the best news I've heard in a long
If there is anyone who deserves a spot on Air America Radio, it's Mike.
He's pro when it comes to swinging the big hammer and just in time for the election.
Watch out "too stupid to be president", cause here comes D Malloy.
Mike Malloy, Randi Rhodes, Al Franken, Janeanne - if this keeps
up, they might
start making real money and end up having Air America Radio broadcast nationwide.
Do you have an opinion?
Then listen for your call on...
You have two minutes to record your message.
Chat room chatter
"I heard the Republicans are going to bring
in the Village People with
Colin Powell as the construction worker, Tiger Woods as the Native American,
Dennis Miller as the Cowboy and Bill O'Reilly as the Biker..."
-- I forgot who said it
GOP Aims to Pull a 'Dukakis' on Kerry
Republicans ridiculed Kerry's primary campaign contortions about the war on Iraq
on Tuesday and handed out pictures of Kerry clad in a hooded blue anti-contamination
suit as he climbed out of a NASA space shuttle orbiter
Key elements of the 'Dukakis' were a constant
drumbeat of criticism of Dukakis' alleged
"liberal record" as governor of Massachusetts and a photo of Dukakis riding in a tank while
wearing a helmet. At the time, Republican strategists for Bush's father compared the
governor in the tank helmet to "Rocky the Flying Squirrel."
How can Kerry be this stupid?
How is it possible?
It's the stupidest political move in at least a decade.
I can't believe how stupid this was.
I'm not able to comprehend the stupidity this move took.
I am officially very, very, very worried.
I used to think I could never run a national campaign, not I'm not sure.
Some staffer should have pushed Kerry to the floor andf l;aid on top of him
to prevent him from handing the GOP a gift of this magnitude.
Oh God, how could they possible be this stupid?
That one picture could erase the gains made from Fahrenheit 9-11.
I need a drink - a BIG one.
When will the rapes stop?
When will the tortures stop?
When will the murders stop?
When will the invasions stop?
Maybe in January 20, 2009 if Kerry
makes another fool mistake like that 'tank' photo
Does he not remember 1988?
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