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George takes a Baath
The great Bruce Yurgil
Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Quote of the Day
"They want four more years of hell."
Reach dozens for pennies...
"Bush is a bully. He's a coward, and he's a
Bush and his thugs are ruining this country."
-- Mike Malloy's first night on AAR
threat" was really three years old
Thay had to do something to counter DemoCon2004
The decision to warn key U.S. financial centers they may be attacked by al Qaeda
was based largely on three-year old information, Tom Ridge was forced to amdit
after getting caught, but he stillinsisted the threat was real.
Ridge denied there was any political motivation
behind raising the terror alert when Bush
and Kerry are neck-and-neck in polls ahead of November's presidential election.
They got caught, red f-ing handed, scaring America for short-term political gain.
...but the media and the Democrats will forgive them, I'm sure.
Wait, one Democrat has a problem with this...
"I am concerned that every time something happens
that's not good for Bush,
he plays this trump card, which is terrorism. It's just impossible to know how much
of this is real and how much of this is politics, and I suspect there's some of both in it."
--Howard Dean, on CNN Attribution
"No one in their right mind would think Bush
or Ridge would raise an alert level
and scare people for political reasons. That's outrageous. This is not chatter,
in the sense of just idle conversation. This is some real intelligence."
-- Joe Lieberman, wrongly defending the crooks who stole his election from him Attribution
Hey Joe, you should pretend you're a Democrat and stop lying to help Bush.
Charged in Wife's Murder
Why do men throw two lives away by killing the wife?
"I did it."
A man whose credibility began crumbling the day he first reported his pregnant wife missing
was arrested Monday in her death, just before his scheduled release from a psychiatric ward.
Investigators believe Lori Hacking, 27,
was killed in the couple's apartment and that her body
is buried at the county landfill. The landfill was expected to be searched again Wednesday.
Her husband, Mark Hacking, reported her
missing July 19. He was hospitalized when he was seen
running around naked outside a motel where he had taken a room, hours after making an emotional
appeal on television that day for help in searching for her.
Although Lori Hacking's body has not been
found, police said they had gathered enough evidence
- including the murder weapon - to bring charges against her husband.
Wait - they have the murder weapon?
That makes this very different from O.J. and Scott Peterson.
Did the physical evidence actually point towards someone this time?
You men out there - when your daily routine crumbles and you know bad times are ahead,
murdering your wife is rarely the best option you can take to solve your problems.
Murdering your wife is like shooting the
dude you robbed at the 7-11.
It brings in all the off-duty cops to search into your life and alibi.
You men out there - when you get that strong
urge to murder your wife, use your credit card
and go to Vegas and go all in on some cute, young hooker gals - hell, rent six of them!.
Anything is better than killing your wife or the 7-11 guy.
...as seen on TV
"I want to thank George Bush for sending the
tonight to excite us to do a little more work! Thank you!"
--John Kerry, reponding to a megaphone monkey Attribution
Williams chooses pot over football
Is getting high more fun than playing football and getting rich?
Ricky Williams filed retirement papers with the NFL that probably will prevent him
from playing this season, even if he changes his mind about quitting.
he Miami Dolphins were informed Monday that
the papers were filed with the NFL
Management Council on Williams' behalf late last week. Last month, a week before
the start of training camp, he told the Dolphins that he had decided to retire at 27.
Williams told The Miami Herald last week he failed a marijuana test for the third time.
By filing the retirement papers, he's no
longer subject to drug testing by the NFL.
The Dolphins receive immediate salary-cap credit for the running back's $3.6 million
base salary this season.
Williams has told the Herald his desire
to continue smoking marijuana played
a role in his decision to retire after five pro seasons.
Throwing your career away over a desire
to smoke pot might not be the smartest move,
but that's not the part of this story that's pissing me off.
I can read the future.
Right-wing hacks, even Limbaugh, will lie about this to score political points with the religious nuts.
They'll say Ricky Williams was caught in the snare of marijuana's addictive, narcotic web.
Medical science can't prove addiction, but when did the right ever listen to science?
The first thing, the very first damn thing Smirk did after stealing power was to handcuff doctors
and scientists and threaten their jobs if they went outside Ashcroft's ideas of "proper science."
They prevented doctors from speaking about abortions.
They ask the government scientists to write
policy reports, then edit out the scientific logic and
insert their brand of superstitious nonsense, (paid for by the highest bidder) which is bad enough,
but then they threaten the jobs of the scientists trying to expose their fraud "science."
Who will stand up first and demand a return to sanity?
return a great success
Nation welcomes back Mike Malloy after 5 months in exile
Damn, you probably had to hear it to understand, but caller after
"Mike, welcome back - I've been going crazy for five months waiting for you."
Several callers said Mike was instantly the best thing
on AAR, and it continued to the point
where Mike had to cut them off and say, "Hey, everyone at AAR was a seasoned pro."
Callers kept saying, "I hope those AAR dudes know how lucky
they are to have you,"
and all Mike could do was say thanks and try his best to change the subject.
...and Mike was flames all night.
"The thugs who stole the White House!"
"The flying monkey right!"
"The giggling murderer's illegal war,"
"...did I mention I do not like Republicans?"
Call Mike from 10 PM to 1 AM EST 866-303-2270
On his first night, not once did he give the wrong number to call :)
Marty's Entertainment Page
month for the anti-fascist allies.
Rommel was wounded by strafing aircraft, an attempt was made to blow up Hitler,
the Soviets advanced into Poland, and the American's broke out of the Normandy beachhead.
"I wish he could have been here to look at
the intelligence that all of us spent our weekend looking at,
that the last several weeks has been concerning us, the conversations that we've had with liaison
services abroad, from Great Britain to South Africa to Pakistan. Anyone who thinks that there isn't
a terrorist threat to this country (Nobody said that - stop lying!!) just has forgotten the lessons
of 9/11, and anyone who believes that the terrorists are not trying to hurt us every day and that sometimes
you happen to get specific information which gives you the opportunity to go on the offense, in terms
of ways to protect the country, simply doesn't understand this business."
--Condi Rice, who got caught, screeching lies at Dean on FOX Nazi News Attribution
Subject: Democrats need to fight back
I read what you said on the website today
about being sick and tired of the Democrats
having it handed to them by the GOP and not even fighting back; I absolutely agree with you on that.
The GOP couldn't criticize Clinton on politics
because Clinton did everything they couldn't: he boosted
the economy, reduced unemployment, and otherwise flat out proved the Republicans wrong. So what did they do?
They dug and dug until they ended up slandering the guy about his personal life and what he did in the Oval Office.
...while the Democrats just stood there
and watched them do it, even though all of Washington DC knew
Gingrich was screwing his secretary while ordering the hit on Clinton . If not for Larry Flynt, it would have gotten
a lot worse, too. Flynt's "blackmail" made them back off after the Democrats showed they wouldn't fight.
Bush, in my opinion, has given the Democrats
MUCH MORE material, on jobs, healthcare, the Iraq war...
virtually EVERY ISSUE... yet, nobody has the guts to stand up for what is right and expose these guys for
what they have done. It seems like the only guy in the Democratic party that has the balls to criticize Bush's
administration (and rightfully) is Kerry, and yet his own campaign officials are telling him to tone it down? W
hy on God's earth would he do that?
Nobody sees the GOP taking the high road... all we see are Karl Rove's
attack dogs all over CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, and all the major networks, constantly beating up on Kerry.
The only way the Democrats will ever win
another election is if they show that they really want this thing
-- like the Republicans do every day.
.. and keep up the good work!
"Most of the al Qaeda surveillance of five
financial institutions that led to a new terrorism
alert Sunday was conducted pre-9/11 and authorities are not sure whether the casing of the
buildings has continued, numerous intelligence and law enforcement officials said yesterday.
More than half a dozen government officials interviewed yesterday said that most, if not all,
of the information about the buildings seized by authorities in a raid in Pakistan last week
was about three years old, and possibly older."There is nothing right now that we're hearing
that is new," said one senior law enforcement official who was briefed on the alert.
'Why did we go to this level? . . . I still don't know that.'"
-- Dan Eggen and Dana Priest, Wash Whore Post Attribution
They got caught LYING again.
Why doesn't somebody besides lonely Howard Dean call them on this?
Lawmakers Question Bush Intel Plan
I thought it was illegal to have an opinion...
Bush is urging the creation of a national intelligence director, but some lawmakers wonder
whether the post he's proposed will have enough power to get the nation's 15 sometimes
turf-conscious spy agencies working in concert.
"If Congress has the will, I believe we could
enact intelligence reform legislation before we
recess for the elections so that changes are in place before the year is over," said Joe Lieberman,
who abandoned the Democrats to worship at the feet of the Illegal King.
"That's an ambitious timetable. But I think it is justified, given that our country is under threat of attack." .
First, any power-shifting Busdh does will be to give himself more
power, which is further proof
that the reigns of government won't be handed over to a "bin Laden ally" like John Kerry.
Second, if we're so close to an attack, why hasn't Bush prepared local communites?
A caller in BCR 49 reminds us that local hospitals, for instance,
haven't seen any kind of
leadership or guidance from Washington on a potential disaster. The caller's wife works
an ER near Orlando, and if they suddenly had 1,000 dirty bomb victims, they have no idea
what to do because Bush gave the Treasury to the super rich and there's no funding for any
kind of local emergencies. They haven't gotten so much as a pamphlet from Homeland
Security. When the next disaster strikes, we'll just suffer and die, I suppose, but it's good
to know the super-rich got their tax cuts..
Subject: Bush Recession: Biggest Stock Mkt Crash since 1929
Your 401K is now a 201K thanks to Bush's
trickle down tax cut for the wealthy.
This stupid tax cut and phony war also gave us the biggest deficet in history.
Bush went AWOL in the 70s when he had a
chance to serve his country,
and he should go AWOL now before he does more damage to this country.
- Nazi Dealings Continued Until 1951
...at least that's what the United States government says
After the seizures in late 1942 of five U.S. enterprises he managed on behalf of Nazi industrialist Fritz Thyssen,
Prescott Bush, the grandfather of President George W. Bush, failed to divest himself of more than a dozen
"enemy national" relationships that continued until as late as 1951, newly-discovered U.S. government documents reveal.
Furthermore, the records show that Bush
and his colleagues routinely attempted to conceal their activities from
The White House did not return phone calls seeking comment.
Gee, that doesn't sounds like something an evil crime family would
The Bush fam,ily built their fortune on Jews in Nazi concentration camps,
and their rape of the world continues - and has even inceased in the new millenium.
It's amazing that the "liberal media" refuses to print this true
Protecting Bush and his family's interests is their primary job.
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Get Your War On, (c) 2004 by David Rees. Used with permission
Dog on Dave Tonight
Could be some good material for BCR 50
Spending Plunges to 3-Year Low
America has no confidence in the Giggling Murderer
'Bagman' Fred LaRue, 75, Dies
No word from Woodward - I guess he wasn't Deep Throat
Hacking Said He Killed His Wife
Why don't men just divorce their wives?
Soldiers Abused Iraqis 'For Fun,' Court Told
A military court at Fort Bragg, convened to decide whether Pfc. Lynndie England will be
tried for the prisoner abuse that outraged the Arab world and embarrassed Bush as he
sought to stabilize Iraq.
Arthur told the military court that England
said in a sworn statement in January that one of her superiors,
Spc. Charles Graner, told her to pose for the infamous photograph of the naked Iraqi prisoner on a leash,
one of a series of pictures. Graner, who has also been charged, is the father of England's child.
"What size firecrackers did they use?"
Subject: 9-11 and the troops
That soldier's email really hit me in the
I'm retired out of the Guard and Reserves, having handed the torch to my son
and daughter-in-law, both active-duty officers in the Army. As much as I hate it
when anything hurts a soldier, though, THE TRUTH MUST OUT!!!!
SPC Janacek wasn't hurt by Moore's film,
he was hurt by the truth.
BUSH LIED AND OUR SOLDIERS CONTINUE TO DIE.
Shit. I can't write anymore. BTW,
my son and daughter-in-law have been assigned to the 1AD.
They're in Baumholder, Germany, waiting for the Specialist and his combat-hardened friends to come home.
Mark, shot of Chinaco for your son and daughter-in-law.
Up to twenty views per penny.
Nobody gives you a better deal that that.
"The government raised the terror alert level
Sunday but instead of taking the threats seriously,
some Bush bashers tried to portray them as bogus. How's that for proof that much of our politics
is playing at unreal levels of cynicism? Most conspicuous among the conspiracy-mongers was
Howard Dean, who offered the loony suggestion that the White House was manipulating the alerts
for political gain...Consider how irresponsible the debate over global terror might have become if
Howard Dean had triumphed in his quest to become the Democratic nominee."
--a very embarassing editorial from the right-wing Rocky Mountain News, Attribution
Consider how irresponsible it is for major
newspapers and media outlets to take this administration at their word.
They've been caught lying again and again. The same liars who gave us the Nancy Grace Guarantee that Saddam
had WMDs have now been caught faking this alert from information gotten largely before 9-11-01.
Remember Wolf the Whore being forced to
admit, "Yes, we in the the media should
have asked more questions,"
but they haven't learned a damn thing. They still ignore the facts before their eyes to trust everything Bush says.
Why is is the business of the Rocky Mountain
News to get Bush elected?
Because Colorado is mostly a conservative state?
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Subject: the bridge story
Keep up the good work.
This was another one of the stories I first
heard on "Democracy Now" (along with the story of the
Iraqi boy who lost his whole family and three limbs to coalition bombing) which continue to break
my heart regarding the wanton prosecution of this war. What the heck are they doing over there?
It's as if every sick sadist has been sent to "Fantasy Island" to act out those sick fantasies on the Iraqi people.
I also like your calling a spade a spade.
Bashing the sheeplike compliance of the democrats in congress
is necessary when so much money goes overseas and little stays here for the redressing of the institutionalized
apartheid occurring within our very shores. So what if Al Sharpton "needs a haircut" and acts the showboater?
He reminds us of the voiceless in an uncomfortable
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"When we are at war, we need to do the things
that make us safe rapidly, immediately.
If there is something that will make America safer, it should be done now, not tomorrow."
-- John Kerry, chiding the GOP's pushing for vacation instead of passing anti-terror legislation Attribution
Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
914 dead American soldiers.
Drip, drip, drip - young lives go down the drain
I have this right?
by Pontius Palm Pilot
Lemme see if I've got this right.
These 15 Saudi Arabian guys, a Syrian guy,
two Egyptian guys and a Jordanian guy fly four
commercial airplanes into three buildings and a cow pasture, killing about 2500 of our guys
and about five hundred of other countries guys.
So we go after the wrong guy. We invade
his country, destroy his army, kill his two kids,
his grandkid and a fat old security cop, and we find the wrong guy hiding in a hole all because
he has Weapons of Mass Destruction - which we can't find. So then we say the wrong guy
was a bad guy because he used up all the weapons of mass destruction that we gave him back
in 1983 on his own guys, and as a result we hand-pick thirty guys that didn't like the wrong guy
and declare them "the government" so that the Iraqi People have freedom.
The Iraqi People get pissed-a-plenty, kill
fifteen of the guys we appoint as "the government",
and this funny looking preacher in Fallujah with a funny hat throws the 3rd Marine Division out of his town.
So we take the wrong guy's old army, give
'em all new guns and new training, and put 'em in charge
of the town the funny looking preacher threw us out of.
In the meantime, eight hundred and seventy
five MORE of our guys get killed and ten thousand MORE of our
guys get wounded, and the bill for all of this is so big that Social Security is gonna get cancelled just about the time
I'm supposed to start collecting on the thousands and thousands and thousands I've put in over all these years.
Now, the guy who went after the wrong guy,
invaded the wrong country, pissed away my pension and got 918 kids
killed wants to cancel the election because he's scared SOMEBODY ELSE might fuck up our country more than HE has?
HAVE I GOT THIS RIGHT?!?!?!?
Dude, don't forget the $11
trillion missing from the Treasury and the unknown
billions/trillions we're going to owe halliburton when they finally tally up the bill for the war.
...oh, and he was never elected.
Is it Halloween already?
Most men would say Britney Spears is very beautiful and sexy.
I mean, how else could someone with that talent sell that many records?
But, like everyone, she doesn't always look her best.
Scroll down one story to see a frightening picture of Britney Spears.
We may need Homeland Security facial recognition software to prove
but I'm pretty sure it's her, ...it just looks like her with 300,000 miles on her.
Besides Steve Adler, who got thrown out of Guns n Roses
for excessive drugging,
repeat - got thrown out of Guns n Roses for excessive drugging,
have you ever seen a young person look this old?
Maybe she'll warn kids about drinking the way Ozzy warned them about drugs.
Subject: The starving kids -- why won't we help them?
Providing the poor with extra vitamin A
(a lack of which can blind or even kill) is especially cost-effective.
By one estimate, vitamin-A supplements could be given to pre-school children in need for as little as $1 per child,
yielding vastly greater benefits in improved health and productivity.
What's wrong with the US and the other rich
countries of the world that they
won't do whatever it takes to help the world's starving children? What is wrong with us?
How can we let this suffering and squandering
of human potential go on even one more day?
Especially when it would cost so little compared to what we happily waste on aircraft carriers,
bombs and tax breaks for the rich?
It may be Reagan's fault.
He made "worthless social programs" a mantra for the super-rich power brokers.
A dollar to make a child more healthy is out of the question,
but Koresh forbid you vote against
some multi-billion dollar, BFEE-enriching star wars program the Pentagon says they don't need.
Then the media turns you into "weak on defense," and you get voted off the island.
The GOP motto?
"Fuck those kids, the super-rich need MORE money."
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"It is a ridiculous notion to assert that,
because the more the
United States is on the offense, more people want to hurt us."
-- Dubya, Attribution
But Monkey - we want offense against the 9-11 bastards,
not your former business partner who has a lot of oil you can steal.
Wal-Mart Wages Cost Calif. $86 Million
California paid an estimated $86 million in pubic assistance in 2001 because workers
at Wal-Mart Stores Inc. earn such low wages, researchers said on Tuesday.
"Wal-Mart workers' reliance on public assistance
due to substandard wages and benefits
has become a form of indirect public subsidy to the company," said the report
The report said many of Wal-Mart's 44,000
California employees in 2001 relied on
food stamps, Medicare and subsidized housing to make ends meet and also need more
public health care than typical retail workers.
How do you think they keep prices so low?
When will the rapes stop?
When will the tortures stop?
When will the looting stop?
When will the murders stop?
When will the invasions stop?
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