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Quote of the Day
"This is the very first time I
It ought to be a sin to suggest that God is into
"His sexual orientation doesn't matter to me.
I feel he's done a good job, holding the line on taxes,''
-- Donald Bowman, 52, a school district worker in Newark
"To each his own. As long as he's doing his
job, it shouldn't make a difference.'
As long as his wife could deal with it, it shouldn't matter. Tell me how many people out there had an affair.''
-- Vera Allen, 44, of Newark, reacting to McGreevey's knee-jerk resignation Attribution
Draws Kerry Into Iraq Fray
Behind a hated, bungling warmonger in the polls?
With fighting flaring in an increasingly unpopular war in Iraq, Bush hopes to draw Kerry
into a different kind of battle and destroy his claim as a veteran qualified for command in an age of terrorism.
"I know what I'm doing when it comes to winning
this war," Bush lied. "And I'm not going to be sending mixed signals,"
he added, dismissing Kerry's statement that he would removing forces from Iraq soon after taking office.
It was the second time in two days that the president used Kerry's own words to screw him.
"A new nuance" the president said mockingly on
Tuesday after Kerry said that he would still have voted
for authorizing the war in Iraq even though no weapons of mass destruction have been found.
Is Kerry being paid to take
Why is Kerry trying so hard to lose this race?
Why is Kerry sending millions of
anti-war voters to Nader's camp?
Can't Kerry think of any ways he's different than Bush?
Why is Kerry trying to be Pinhead
Does Kerry need to be put on suicide watch?
Can't Kerry find anybody with some political experience to help him?
The sperm suit,
the "sensitive" Chamberlainian surrender language,
the "Let's war, Bush has it right" rhetoric...
Is Kerry trying to lose?
Is this the best our side has?
Subject: Woodward should resign
Now that Bob Woodward has realized that
he has made a mistake that a competent and objective
newsman wouldn't, he should consider that he did not misreport economic figures, but beat the drums for war.
1000 of his fellow citizens are dead as a result. Thousands horribly maimed, and tens of thousands of Iraqis
are dead and more maimed. These people were no threat to us.
Mr. Woodward, these are not mistakes without
consequences, nor are these mistakes an objective person in
your profession would have made. They are not the kind of mistakes that Ben Bradlee and Carl Berstein would
have made - ask them. A lot of innocent people are dead and maimed because you decided not to do your job.
Now it is time to resign in disgrace and
We can never trust you again.
The Japanese tradition of seppuku would be another good start for your atonement.
I'm so old, I remember when Woodward was a respected journalist.
Now he's nothing but another DC press whore, selling his credibility
to which ever street pimp writes him the biggest check.
"John Kerry had enough conviction to sign up
for the military during wartime, unlike Cheney,
who had a deep conviction to avoid military service. Kerry is a veteran who understands war,
and knows that the key to success is to rally allies to your cause. Bush's arrogant policies in Iraq
have not worked. Cheney should spend less time attacking Kerry and more time trying to fix the
Bush Administration's mess in Iraq."
-- Senator Frank Lautenberg, bitch-slapping He with No Heart Attribution
Governor Resigns, Admits Gay Affair
Why did he resign? Why equate being gay with, "I can't do my job?"
McGreevey, 47, refused to answer questions at a news conference where he was flanked
by his wife and parents. He said that "it makes little difference that as governor I am gay,"
but added that staying in office and keeping the affair and his sexual orientation secret will
leave the governor's office "vulnerable to rumors, false allegations and threats of disclosure."
No it won't - not after you admit you're gay.
How can somebody spread a rumor that's been
Anybody can spread any allegation about anyone being guilty of anything,
but you can't be subjected with blackmail or threatened with disclosure
once the truth had been disclosed, so why did this guy resign?
It seems like everybody should check with me before they do anything.
Subject: Cheney mocks Kerry's "sensitive" remark
You also did the same BAD EVIL thing Dick
You misquoted Kerry and helped promote a lie.
You are failing us Bartcop.
You are eating the GOP's crap up with a spoon and feeding us what is left over.
I don't think you have a firm grasp. The fact that we're
talking about this makes it an issue,
and after twenty years in the senate, Kerry ought to have more brains than to serve them this softball.
Kerry can't win if he keeps making one giant, boneheaded mistake
I'm trying to get Kerry to stop screwing up and you're fighting me?
You're lucky I was in a good mood when I read your attack letter.
Next time, watch your ass..
Subject: Cheney mocks Kerry's "sensitive" remark
I was watching CNN Headline News about Cheney
While I completely agree with what you said about how unbelievably stupid that was,
at the end of their little report, the commentator said something like:
"The Vice President took Kerry's comments out of context."
I couldn't believe my ears.
Well, Kerry STILL seems to be trying hard
to lose this race.
It's Cheney's job to distort what Kerry said.
They're going to distory everything because the truth can't help them.
Kerry needs to think before he speaks or gets into a clown outfit.
Subject: Cheney mocks Kerry's "sensitive" remark
I think what Kerry means is
if we actually managed to get our heads out of
our own asses every once in awhile
and were good world citizens and thought about
what was going on in other countries/cultures,
maybe we wouldn't be such a target.
It doesn't matter what Kerry meant.
(By the way - he was right, but using the "S" word
allowed Cheney to snarl at the "pink-assed Boston dove who wants to share a hot tub with Osama."
You are buying into what the GOP is selling
- that is, that "sensitive" is just a wimpy limp-wristed
liberal thing, not a perfectly legitimate word that expresses being aware and responsive to the rest of humanity.
Which the ever-studly, practically autistic Bush-Cheney administration NEVER is, and look where it's gotten us.
I'm not "buying" anything - I'm amazed you'd think I'd buy into
any kind of GOP spin.
I'm saying that idiotic "sensitive" gaffe might cost Kerry millions of male votes.
Kerry doesn't need to convince me - he has my vote and most female
votes, but allowing Cheney to say
Kerry's getting "sensitive" with Osama is a PR disaster with male voters and Kerry doesn't seem to get that.
"And so the easiest way -- not the easiest
way, probably the toughest way -- but the clearest way
to define marriage is to put it in the Constitution like I suggested."
--Dubya, plain speaking about fixing the Constitution Attribution
Why are there naked pictures of Amber Frey on the internet?
Is there a woman in America who does not have nude pictures for sale?
Subject: Kerry and "sensitivity"
Kerry should have said (and he probably
meant) "sensibility," not "sensitivity."
I wouldn't get too worried about it, though.
Many, many, MANY more interesting things
are going to happen in the next couple of months,
and this "sensitive" thing, along with the "bunny suit" thing, will not amount to very much.
Subject: You missed what Kerry really said
Bart, I've been a reader for about two years
and I almost never get offended at anything you say.
But I think you fell for what Cheney said with believing that Kerry refered to the war as sensitive.
He actually was talking about being sensitive to our allies.
Kerry: "I believe I can fight a more
effective, more thoughtful, more strategic, more proactive,
more sensitive war on terror that reaches out to other nations and brings them to our side,"
Even Randi Rhodes spent time today defending
Kerry. What Kerry should actually do is refute
what Cheney said by saying that Dumbya wasn't being sensitive in Abu Ghraib.
It hardly matters what Tequilaboy in Oklahoma
heard or thinks.
Kerry looks like a Dukakis Boston liberal - this is what the voters see.
Bush was ahead of Kerry 18 points in kicking terrorist ass when Kerry got "sensitive" with them.
I was also offended by your
"They can handle it - it's Florida"
Considering that I'm about ready to be hit
by hurricane Charley, I don't think what you wrote was "sensitive".
Oklahoma probably had 50 tornado warnings this Spring.
We can handle it - it's Oklahoma.
"If a construction worker has got more money
in his pocket, he's going to demand
an additional gooder service. And when they demand that additional gooder service,
somebody has to produce the gooder service. And when somebody produces a gooder
service, somebody is more likely to keep a job or find work."
--Dubya, explaing why it makes sense to give the super-rich more money Attribution
on Iraq: Yes to the Imperial President
Congress gave Bush an invitation to go to war whenever he saw fit
John Kerry's latest statement on Iraq should startle those anti-war Kucinich supporters
and Dean supporters who acted as good little boys and girls at the Democratic Party convention.
He said that he would have still voted to
give Bush the authority to go to war even if he knew
Saddam didn't have weapons of mass destruction.
Why, that's George Bush's view, too, as
Bush was only too eager to point out on the campaign trail.
This is another moster gaffe for Kerry.
I believe he just handed Nader millions of anti-war votes.
Kerry said that even knowing all that he
we'll soon have 1,000 dead soldiers,
the WMDs that Bush guaranteed turned out to be a deadly lie,
we're stuck in a never-ending quagmire that turned the entire world against us,
our military is stretched thinner than any time since before WWII,
...and he STILL thinks Bush did the right
thing by invading a helpless, backwards country?
Why did he answer the biggest question of the campaign compeletely wrong?
He just gave Bush a pass on the biggest presidential mistake of
the last 25 years.
"I appreciate Kerry saying I did the right thing..."
Subject: Dems cave in on Porter Goss
BC, I usually agree with you, but this appointment
was a Rove special.
He wanted to make a campaign issue of the Democrats opposition to Goss, such as,
"the Dems want to play politics with your safety!" and the Dems didn't bite.
After we take back the White House and the Senate Goss is h-i-s-t-o-r-y.
Your devoted fan,
Derek in Phoenixville, PA
Goss is a true-blue, BFEE loyalist.
He will help Bush with his crimes and fall on the sword when he gets caught.
If the mayor is crooked and he appoints his crooked friend Chief of Police,
it's because he's going to need favors when he gets caught.
Will we see the senate democrats fight back in our lifetimes?
Used with permission :)
Court Voids S.F. Gay Marriages
Why should gays be allowed to be happy?
Opens Leads in Several Key States
Florida, Michigan, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania and Oregon
says 'No' to dangerous felons
World's biggest employer to screen 'associates'
Cook Julia Child Dies
Immortalized by Dan Aykroyd on SNL
Calls It Quits at 'Late Late Show'
Conan might take his place to get in Dave's wake
Rape Rooms, A Chronology
"Saddam Hussein now sits in a prison cell, and Iraqi men and women
are no longer carried to torture chambers and rape rooms "
- Bush, remarks on "Winston Churchill and the War on Terror," Feb. 4, 2004
"Seventeen U.S. soldiers have been suspended of
duties pending the outcome of
the investigation into alleged allegations of abuse of Iraqi prisoners."
-- Associated Press, Feb. 23, 2004
"Is there a cover to get in the rape room?"
Admits Lying to Frey in 2003 Tape
Until now, nobody had ever lied to get sex
On a smaller scale, this is worse than Clinton's
Have you seen the vultures (Nancy Grace, Gloria Allred) cackling over these tapes?
"I hate men."
They're reading transcripts on Court TV and
Larry King, giggling about the fact that Peterson
brought roses and champagne to the hotel where he brought Amber on their very first date.
Why can't Geragos stipulate that Peterson lied to screw her and move on?
They say they have HUNDREDS of hours of tape, and the prosecutors
apparently plan to play
HUNDREDS of hours of this flirty-talk for the jury - I assume for them to use as masturbation aids.
Besides giving the cable heads fodder foe sexual innuendo - what's
Is there a single, solitary man reading this who never lied to impress a new girlfriend?
Since they have no physical evidence against Peterson, they're
going to badger the jury
with "He's a liar and a cad" talk until the jury hates him enough to convict him.
Also, I didn't think this was possible, but Nancy Grace has become
of screeching shrew.
Tuesday night, she abandoned any pretense of "make nice for the camera" and became the
wicked witch of Redding, California. It won't read that way so much in the transcript, but her
sarcasm and disgust for any man who believes in the U.S. Constitution is at an all-time high.
Subject: Kerry and sensitive
Bart, Bart, Bart,
What are you doing, dude? Try to help Bush & Cheney?
No, I'm trying to keep my sanity when people ask questions like
The whole "sensitive" comment thing has
been taken totally out of context,
and your comments only make more people believe the right's twisted version of the story.
It can't be taken out of context if he doesn't say it.
What's he going to say tomorrow, "Maybe Osama has a legitimate beef?"
What Sen. Kerry was saying, and perhaps
he could've said it better, was that the way he will
deal with terrorism will be more sensitive to the concerns of our allies, NOT sensitive to the terrorists.
Kerry is already having to deal with being "a Dukakis liberal
He needs to appear tougher, not "more sensitive" on the subject of war and Al Qaeda.
The BFEE has alienated just about every
ally we have, except Bush's lap dog, of course.
Kerry will get them back on our side by actually CARING about what they think!
If he keeps making monster gaffes, we'll never know because Bush
will crush him.
I think you got this one wrong.
Matt in Shreveport
coulda been a reformer!
So far, Arnie has taken more special-interest money than Gray Davis
"I've always said, 'When the special interests push me around, I will push back,'" said the lying whore.
"And this is what we're doing right now. And I will be here in Sacramento--it doesn't matter how long
it will take--because I'm here to protect the people of California."
But those checks are pennies on the dollar
compared with the dozens of six-figure checks flowing from
some of the governor's biggest donors. Alex Spanos and William Lyon, whose companies arguably stand to
win or lose depending on how state law and government affects their businesses. Each handed $250,000
checks to one of the governor's committees, and together they've given a combined sum that tops $1 million.
Other six-figure checks flowed from companies such as PG&E and ChevronTexaco, each of which spent
more than $1 million lobbying state officials last year--making them special interests by any definition.
Musclehead is doing to California what Kennyboy did to them in
California, you wanted a movie star Governor in the worst way and that's what you got.
"He's my boy in the Gelded State - I mean Golden State..."
Subject: "Sensitive war"
Shame on you, Bart!
Weren't you the one who always used to argue that "words mean things!"
I'm still that same guy.
From Webster's: sensitive 1. subject to excitation by or responsive to stimuli.
Now, in the context in which it was given:
""I believe I can fight a more effective,
more thoughtful, more strategic, more proactive, more sensitive war on terror"
Dude, are you talking to the smart people or the voters?
Kerry won't get ten votes south of the Mason-Dixon with that "sensitivity" crap.
Is the goal to win the election or to tell the truth to the smart people?
Jeez, Bart. Sometimes you're 67 IQ is a hindrance.
No argument there.
Kerry cannot control how Cheney will mischaracterize his statements.
Did you really say that?
You think Kerry can speak "Al Qaeda sensitive" and win this election?
If Kerry said, "I'm of the opinion that
George W. Bush is a blithering, idiotic piece of crap!"
Cheney would say that Kerry said, "I'm a blithering idiotic piece of crap!" and that we
can't have an idiotic piece of crap running this country.
Not sure how to respond to that...
And who but the already insane listen to
Cheney's farts anyway?
People who are afraid that Al Qaeda might win?
People with lower IQs than mine?
People too busy to follow the news?
People in the South?
People in Red states?
"Now, my opponent is trying to turn Yucca Mountain
into a political poker chip.
He says he's strongly against Yucca here in Nevada."
--Dubya, trying to explain why he lied to Nevada in 2000 Attribution
digs hole with opening 75
"I putted badly. I putted atrociously.''
In the spirit of friendship and liberalism
- I make this offer.
If a Tiger fan sends me $100 via PayPal, I will lift the BartCop Hex Saturday and Sunday.
Catholics call it "Special Dispensation."
That way, Tiger'd have a chance to win this
One person could send the hundred, or five people could send $20.
I think it would be funny because sometimes gambles pay off.
If I lifted The
BartCop Hex on young Eldrick
for the first and only weekend
in 3 years - and he won - would people not be forced to admit the power of the Hex?
Subject: The McGreevey resignation
When my daughter told her British boyfriend
about Governor Jim McGreevey's
resignation, he said, "I don't understand - is it a crime to be gay in your country?"
Can I ask why, after starting a war under
false pretenses - a war that kills a thousand
of our people and tens of thousands of Iraqis - George W. Bush (who wasn't even elected)
is allowed to remain in office, but the governor of New Jersey must resign for having a homosexual affair?
Something is not right here!
Subject: Who's spitting on Veterans now?
Thanks for your words about what a slap
in the face it is to veterans
to have their wounds questioned by latter day patriots.
Remember how peace activists used to be
accused of spitting on returning veterans?
Although this has been proven to be a myth to discredit the anti-war movement, it still persists.
It's just that the GOP *now* is the group spitting on veterans.
Here's a LTTE I wrote here in Pittsburgh, not sure if they'll publish it....
Who's spitting on Veterans now?
In the early seventies, when our country
was as bitterly divided over issues as it is today, there
were disturbing stories circulating about how returning Viet Nam veterans were being taunted and
spat upon by peace activists. While these stories are believed to be popular myths disseminated to discredit
the antiwar movement, alas, in recent days, vicious attacks on combat veterans are in fact occurring with
alarming frequency in the homeland.
The scars of some veterans are being re-examined
lately, with charges that they are really not that big
or bad after all, inferring that the veterans who bear them are unworthy of the Purple Heart medal they were
awarded - as has happened to John Kerry. A veteran who lost both legs and his right arm to the blast of a
grenade in Viet Nam has been called a traitor and compared to a Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden and
even mocked by a suggestion he foolishly received his grave injuries on the way to a beer party -- as happened
to Senator Max Cleland. A veteran who spent 5 years of his youth in one of history's most infamous POW camps,
tortured and abused, one day found himself whispered about as having been a "weak-minded coward" driven mad
by his ordeal and perhaps even a Communist agent - as happened to Senator John McCain.
Today's soldiers serving their country in
the field should note well that what really matters these days is not
the fact that they served honorably - indeed, one can stay stateside voluntarily during a war one fervently
supports and only fly training missions over one's home state and be said to have served "honorably".
It doesn't matter if you served courageously, or with distinction, or that you were maimed, or disabled fighting
for your country - what matters these days is that you think as you ought to think. Be aware that your opinions
will be monitored for correctness, and that your attitude will be noted and you better get it right or else.
Many have called for their fellow Americans
to "Support Our Troops!", but why aren't these same individuals
or organizations denouncing the defamation of veterans like Kerry, McCain, or Cleland? Where's the outrage?
I don't think it's because the Viet Nam war is ancient history, as veterans of the Greatest Generation, like "Flyboy"
George HW Bush, are still regularly praised for their bravery in combat service.
Could it be politics? What all the
veterans I have named above have in common is having run against GW
Bush in an election or having opposed some aspect of his policies. In the past, it was alleged to be the
shameful behavior of the antiwar movement, but who is spitting on veterans now?"
Thanks for everything, Bart. I don't
agree with everything you say, but you know, sometimes it's because you
make me realize I was wrong. The Pat Tillman/Ted Rall thing, for example. When the tragedy occurred, I had
the same knee jerk reaction that Ted Rall did. But you so eloquently made the case for Mr Tillman, and for
*human decency*, that I took a very critical look at my own self and saw that I had lost some of my humanity
if I could have been so cold about the circumstances of this man's death. Thanks for the wakeup call, buddy.
Maybe sometimes you don't know how well you get through....
All the best, your friend,
Subject: Diian Haridision
I'm wondering if Di an Hard ison is out
of prison yet in Florida.
I've been reading about her on the internet and she really is dedicated to our cause and is a tough cookie.
I hope she is out now because I would like
to contact her.
I emailed her at the last known email address on the internet, but I have not heard back.
It's time for the "Diehard" to get active
again right before the election.
I'm searching for an answer.
Maybe I'll know something next issue.
Opens with Nudity
John Ashcroft must be seething with rage
Athens' futuristic new, 75,000-seat Olympic Stadium was packed as darkness fell
and spectators anticipated three hours of theatrics centered around an artificial lake in the arena.
Drums sounded out a hearbeat as the clock
ticked down to the opening moment and then, amid
torchlight and fireworks, a boy in a paper boat drifted across the make-believe Aegean Sea waving
the blue-and-white Greek flag.
Combining symbolism of the ancient Greece
that created the Games nearly 3,000 years ago with
21st century technology, a giant abstract head rose from the water's surface under the gaze of a
centaur. The head shattered to reveal further statues.
So far, all they're talking about are drugs
Hey guys, aren't they playing some sports, too?
Hunting of the President
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Republicans to tout Bush "leadership" at convention
Bush campaign manager Ken Mehlman said the Republican Party gala would focus on Bush's
"strong leadership" in steering the country past the September 11, 2001 attacks and its economic woes.
What has he done?
How did "screwing up totally" turn into "strong leadership?"
He lied us into invading a Muslin country and murdered and tortured their citizens.
He's turned the biggest surplus in history into the biggest deficits in history
All our allies hate us and America is feared, not respected, all over the world.
If the Democrats point this out - they might win.
"...but we want to be sensitive to the president's feelings."
Subject: John McCain
John McCain called the right wing attack
ads on Kerry's war record "dishonest and dishonorable"
and urged Bush to condemn it, which Bush would not do. "It was the same kind of deal that was pulled on me," McCain said.
But I don't think McCain has any room to
call anyone dishonest and dishonorable. When you think about it - McCain
is going to be giving a speech at the Republican convention and he's going to endorse Bush for president, a man who he
considers dishonest and dishonorable. It seems to me pretty dishonest and dishonorable to get in front of America and
lie to the People and endorse a man you clearly know stands against everything you believe in.
San Francisco, CA.
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"As you know, we don't have relationships with
Iran. I mean, that's -- ever since the late '70s,
we have no contacts with them, and we've totally sanctioned them."
--Dubya, forgetting his Daddy teamed up with Islamic Jihad to steal the 1980 election Attribution
Subject: Friday the 13th
So - what did you do this Friday the 13th?
Since I spent the last Friday the 13th asking, "...so how much
time do I have?"
there's not much this Friday the 13th could do to scare me.
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"He took that word and distorted and tried
to use it to argue John Kerry will not keep
the American people safe. He's talking about a man who still carries shrapnel in his body.
He's talking about a man who spilled his blood for the United States of America. What it is
is an effort to distract, not to talk about the problems here in Flint, Michigan."
-- John Edwards defending Kerry after Cheney criticized the "sensitive" remark Attribution
If you think before you speak,
you don't have to spend time explaining what you really meant to say.
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Subject: Whose side are you on?
And why are you talking points from Rush (sperm suit)?
You'd better complain to Gene Lyons, too
>So strong was the imagery coming out of the Democratic convention that
>even Kerry's photo in a NASA "clean suit," looking like a spermatozoon...
Why have you had such a hard-on for attacking
the Kerry campaign?
Even the whore press has acknowledged that Kerry is doing well on
the trail and is leading in most of the swing states: Click Here
I wish you would be honest and admit
that you're fighting for Bush.
Maybe bartcop.com is doing so well now that you'll qualify for a tax cut
if this monkey gets four more years.
You've reached a new low Bart.
You want me to cheer when Kerry comes off like an extra-left-wing,
I shouldn't have to remind you how well that worked for Mondale and Dukakis.
Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
934 dead American soldiers.
"I know what I'm doing when it comes to winning
--The Butcher of Baghdad, Attribution
How They Could Steal the Election This Time
About a third of the votes, 36 million, will be tabulated completely inside the new paperless,
direct-recording-electronic (DRE) voting systems, on which you vote directly on a touch-screen.
Unlike receipted transactions at the neighborhood ATM, however, you get no paper record of your vote.
Since, as a government expert says, "the ballot is embedded in the voting equipment," there is no
voter-marked paper ballot to be counted or recounted. Voting on the DRE, you never know, despite
what the touch-screen says, whether the computer is counting your vote as you think you are casting it or,
either by error or fraud, it is giving it to another candidate. No one can tell what a computer does inside
itself by looking at it; an election official "can't watch the bits inside," says Dr. Peter Neumann, the principal
scientist at the Computer Science Laboratory of SRI International and a world authority on computer-based risks.
Subject: Get your fuckin story straight bart
Kerry never said to be sensitive while waging
a war against terror.
He was encouraging cooperation with other nations to help fight the war on terror,
being sensitive to ally nations. An example like this would be by NOT letting any
Turkish patrols into the Kurdish territory. Cheney used it out of context, the media
was happy to report it out of context, and you bought hook, line, and sinker.
I didn't buy anything.
Kerry said something that was extra-stupid times 100 and the enemy is using it against him.
What I think matters very little, but 100 million voters just heard Kerry say we need to
be more sensitive when dealing with the murdering sons of bitches in Al Qaeda.
When Kerry speaks, he needs to ask himself,
will the Nazi right make of this?"
He forgot to ask himself that this time and it cost him dearly.
I know you have an IQ of 68 and all, but
maybe you should look a little more into
obvious bullshit stories such as this instead of going ballistic Kerry right away.
That being said, Kerry needs to stay away form wording such as this,
because the Whore media will be happy to report any way that Bushco can distort it.
Keep up the good work you ordinarily do.
Jason- Pueblo, Co.
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Subject: the cave-in continues
What I am seeing here appears to be capitulation.
ohn Kerry needs to stand up and point out the fact that the Congressional Budget Office now confirms
that Bush's tax cuts were intended only to help the very rich. This is not simply a rhetorical argument
being made by ardent Democrats -- it is a statistical conclusion reached by an independent Congressional
agency run by the Republican Congressional leadership. Moreover, the July economic numbers confirm that
the bottom continues to fall out of the economy. Job losses are bleeding prolifically. What more do Kerry-Edwards
need to go on the attack?
Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't
like the idea that they seem to be on the defensive all the time.
This is ridiculous and it is uncalled for. There is just so much material to use against these Bush thugs.
Why isn't our side throwing out twice as much against them as they are throwing out against us? In 1992,
Bill Clinton's rapid response team made mince meat out of the Lee Atwater slime machine. Now, however,
the Karl Rove brownshirts are being allowed to run the table. Let's crank up the fax machines and start
burying the media with information helpful to our side. Granted, the corporate media doesn't want to hear
anything negative about their hero Bush, but they also don't want to get caught looking foolish.
Hit them with enough objectively verifiable
data and eventually they feel obligated to give the Democratic
side of the story. On the bright side, I think this happened recently. Dick Cheney was making a lot of noise
about John Kerry allegedly wanting to wage a "sensitive" war on terrorism. But then the press obviously was
fed a piece of tape from 2001, showing Bush also using the exact same word in describing the war on terrorism.
Gee, suddenly Cheney shut up about this issue.
This is an example of how a quick, detailed
response can shut this Republican slime machine down in its tracks.
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Scott Peterson praised 'The Shining'
Frey's attorney, Gloria (Get-out-of-the-way-if-there;s-a-caerma-nearby) Allred,
said Peterson's admission in one phone call that Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining"
-- a film in which a man turns murderous and terrorizes his wife and son -- was
his favorite film, was the "bombshell" of the day.
"That frankly gives me more chills than when I saw the movie," she whored.
But most of the conversations played Wednesday
were filled with idle banter about
Frey's daughter speaking her first sentences or Frey's description of the "sexy" outfit
she wore to the New Year's party she was at when he called.
First, The Shining" is Mrs Bart's favorite movie, too, so I guess
that's proof she killed me?
Second, how many weeks is this bumbling prosecution team going to spend on "idle banter"
about Frey's daughter and the "sexy" outfits she wore?
Trust me, Amber Frey looks a lot better with clothes on.
Today in History
• In 1935, the Social Security Act became law.
• In 1945, Truman announced that Japan had surrendered, ending World War II.
• In 1947, Pakistan became independent of British rule.
• In 1951, William Randolph Hearst died in Beverly Hills, Calif.
• In 1969, British troops arrived in Northern Ireland to halt violence between Protestants and Catholics.
• In 1973, the U.S. bombing of Cambodia came to a halt.
• In 2003, a blackout hit the northeastern
United States and part of Canada; 50 million people lost power.
From: Daren Phillips
Subject: When will democratic scandals end?
Looks like another one of your Democrats is an Ass Pirate.
NJ Gov. McGreevey Resigns Over Homosexual Affair
What a shock.
All you Democrats are a bunch of faggots.
"Is it me or is Bush going everywhere Kerry
goes? So far in the past week, Bush followed Kerry
to Iowa; New Mexico; Las Vegas; Los Angeles; and he follows him to Portland, Oregon.
The only place he never followed John Kerry was Vietnam."
--Jay Leno, Attribution
Subject: Astrology nonsense
I enjoy your site and appreciate all your efforts in the good fight against the BFEE.
But, please, PLEASE STOP with this astrology
Besides making you look flakey as hell, it effects your overall credibility.
How can I recommend your site to others
when you insist on promoting
Please stick to what you do best and leave the fortune telling to Nancy Reagan.
I must be the worst communicator in web history.
Subject: White S. African Immigrant Detained by Fatherland Security
This horror story is one that strikes too
close to home for comfort. The fiance of a friend
of my son-in-law has been scooped up by Fatherland Suckurity and thrown in a hole in S. Fl.
My wife and I met them at her daughter's wedding at the beginning of May.
The woman is 33 yrs. old, an 18 yr. permanent
resident from S. Africa. A white Africaaner.
Single mother of two. Business owner. Engaged to be married.
Six weeks pregnant at the time, miscarried during the first couple weeks of detention.
See the story at http://www.nothomelandsecurity.com/AmericanChildren.htm
Contact info is on the webpage.
Don't know if he's up for an interview or not but thought this story must get out and see the light of day...
Under the "Laci Peterson" law, isn't that now considered murder?
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