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  He could get killed in here." 
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"Not every one of these people can be Republican liars.
  There's got to be some truth to the charges."
    --Bob Dole, whoring for a family he hates, just like McCain,    Attribution

 So Bob, if I can get 20 Democrats to say you hurt your arm masturbating, that makes it so?

 Swift Boat Vet Got $40M Contract From Bush

  Click  Here

 The Bush White House has denied any connection to the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth - the group that
 has been airing factually unsupportable smear ads against Sen. John Kerry's war record. But a new report
 today shows that one of the key accusers in the smear ads was a lobbyist for a company that recently
 received a massive federal contract from the Bush administration.

 As the Washington Post reports, Rear Admiral William L. Schachte Jr., the man who claims Kerry was
 not under fire when he received his first Purple Heart, is a top lobbyist for a defense contractor that
 recently won a $40 million grant from the Bush administration.

"Damn, we got caught again. Good thing the media's on our side..."


  Hollywood Liberal is out of jail

  Details when he gets home.


"I don't know enough about them to say they're all liars.
  I have great confidence in Bob Dole. I don't think he'd be out there just smearing."
    --Former President George Asshole Bush,    Attribution

 Hey asshole, Dole wasn't on a swift boat in Vietrnam.
 He has no fucking idea about Kerry's wounds - he's just a whore.

 Traitor Zell Miller to Blow Bush at NaziCon2004

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"I ask which leader it is today that has the vision, the willpower, and yes, the backbone to
 best protect my family?" Miller, D-Ga., said in prepared excerpts from his keynote speech.
 "The clear answer to that question has placed me in this hall with you tonight. For my family
 is more important than my party."

 This comes from the same handjob who in 1992 said in a keynote speech at DemoCon1992
 that Bush the Smarter "doesn't get it" and that 12 years of a GOP White House "robbed us of our hope."

"Sex with traitors is fun..."


 Subject: Head 'em off at the pass

 Dear Bart

 You are so right about Kerry not fighting back and especially when it comes to his talking heads on TV.
 We are watching him lose the election and he seems to think that Americans care or understand about issues.
 They do not, which is clear merely from the fact that if they had any sense of issues, the Bush Boy would be
 polling at about 3% right now. Kerry needs to go right after personality and character - mock, distort and go for the testes

 At the very least, the Kerry surrogates need to anticipate the lame recycled enRoNC talking points and respond
 to them quickly, uniformly and viciously.  For example, if the Dem gets to go first , he or she should say
"dickbag over there is about to say that Kerry flip-flopped on the 87 billion but guess what? Bush wanted to veto it
 unless it was guaranteed that the 20 billion in reconstruction would never be paid back ..." ... or ... "Enron Ed is about
 to claim that Move On attack ads are the same as ads that are demonstrably false"

 ... head 'em off at the pass, they are predictable and repetitive, and goddamit get everyone to answer the same way

 Keep telling the truth Bart!
 Dr. Damfa




"Bush has gone from mission accomplished to mission miscalculated to mission impossible on the
  war on terror. George Bush might be able to read a speech saying we can win the war on terror,
 but as we saw (Monday), he's clearly got real doubts about his ability to do so, and with good reason."
     --Phil Singer, a spokesman for Kerry,   Attribution

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"Our choice wasn't between a benign status quo and the bloodshed of war. It was between
  war and a graver threat. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Not our political opponents.
  And certainly not, certainly not, a disingenuous filmmaker who would have us believe that Saddam's
  Iraq was an oasis of peace, when in fact it was a place of indescribable cruelty, torture chambers,
  mass graves and prisons that destroyed the lives of the small children inside their walls."
    --John McCain, whoring for Bush, justifying 1,000 dead for no goddamn reason, Attribution

 Dear Mr McWhore, I saw Moore's movie, you didn't.
 Moore never said Iraq was "an oasis of peace."
 You made that up for gullible people.
 You're a liar and a whore.

 Bush's First N.Y. Stop Will Be Firehouse
  I hope they kick his ass for closing firehouses in NY

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 Bush was to meet Wednesday night with firefighters in Elmhurst, N.Y., about 10 miles
 from the 9-11 attacks. Campaign liar Scott Stanzel says conventioneers will be able to watch
 as Bush talks with the firefighters.

 The event with firefighters is aimed at emphasizing the war on terrorism, a central theme of
 Bush's race for re-election. And it is designed to recall the day Bush visited Ground Zero three years ago
 - without the president actually visiting the attack site and inviting criticism that he was exploiting the tragedy.

"People love me for my bravery on 9-11..."



 Subject: Suggestion for not hammering Kerry

 On your site just state what Bushco said/did, point out why it's bs
 and leave off the "Kerry's a pussy and will lose if he doesn't respond".

 Then send the response you think Kerry should hit Bush with to Kerry's
 campaign HQ and tell them he's going to lose if he doesn't put up a fight.

 e.g.. on the site 8/31 drive by news you had

> Consumer Confidence Plummets in August
Kerry should be ahead by 20 points - but he's on vacation

 Next time put something more like this

> Consumer Confidence Plummets in August
>  How much worse do things have to get before people realize that Bush's tax cuts
>  just put money in his rich friends pockets and all us regular guys don't have jobs.

 Then send a letter to Kerry HQ and say GET YOUR ASS TO WORK MORON.

 First, Kerry was on vacation instead of fighting back.
 Everyone knows this is a tight f-ing race, and will probably be decided by a hair,
 so why is Kerry acting like a kid on Spring Break?  Why isn't he working?

 Second, I don't see this page being read by "the public," so suggestions like
 "How much worse do things have to get before people realize..." don't seem
 to apply because there are no fence sitters reading this - just die hard Democrats
 and a few dunderhead stalkers and a few intelligent (but silent) conservatives.
 I think your site is bigger than mine, and you probably have more fence sitters.

 Another thing.  You hammer Monkeys for misspelling, yet you almost always have spelling errors
 or "spell check" errors (correctly spelled but wrong word).  No one's perfect.  I know I'm not and
 I don't expect you to be, but until you are don't point it out in the monkeys' mail.

 Enjoy the site,

 Mike did you mean for your tone to sound like you are my boss?  That's twice you ordered me to
 stop doing something, and I don't respond so well to orders unless the barker has a gun and badge.
 Let's assume you misspoke and we'll leave it at that.

 For me, the rule has two prongs:
People who type are going to make mistakes.
    As far as I know, you publish once a week, and you have more of the luxury of time.
    I barely have time to read what I've written so sacrifices have to be made
When you spell a word wrong inside a personal slur - you're fair game.
    The guy who wrote, "Get a life, you moran" is ripe for a pummelling, but if I write
    a story and fail to catch a wrong word, such as "Paris in the the Spring," to me
    that's just part of being human.  Trust me, I usually double-check my personal slurs :)

 Thanks for the note.

Veteran reporter and news analyst John Stanton's predictions for
a possible second term of George W. Bush are "not only shocking,
but substantiated by the facts on the ground.  The future described here
is not only imminent; it may be a fait accompli. Both stimulating and irritating,
this collection of essays paints a picture of a people, a country that lives
on myth and illusion and is at war with itself and the rest of the world.
Stanton explains how Bush has adroitly fused state, religious
(faith-based government) and business interests into one
indistinguishable tyrannical mass and his explanation of how
this has been accomplished is eye-opening."


"Ron Silver has done a big conversion. He's our actor now!"
     --Rush Limbaugh, in a rare display of telling the truth,    Attribution


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 September 1, 1944

 The advance continues in france as the Canadian 1st Army captured Dieppe, the British 2nd Army
 entered Arras, the US 1st Army takes St. Quentin and Cambrai, while the US 3rd Army captured
 Verdun and Comercy and commences attacks on Brest. To the south, the US 7th Army captured
 Narbonne and St. Agreve.

 The British 8th Army engages in serious fighting against the Gothic Line making minimal headway
 in the area around Tomba di Pesaro.

 The Soviet drive through Rumania continues as Giurgiu and Carlarsi are captured.

 Kerry - a major staff shake-up?

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 Democrats disappointed with Kerry's performance since DemoCon2004 have
 told him that high-level staff changes were needed.

"Leading Democrats describe a command structure often frozen.
 As a result, the message often is muddled and the reaction to hard-hitting attacks
 from Republicans often is slow and unconvincing. The response to the Swift Boat Liars
 has been particularly ineffective,""


 Moore laugh$ off McCain's insult

  Click  Here

"Thank you, John McCain," said Moore, who is covering the convention for USA Today.
"The film's doing $120 million right now. When McCain mentions it, I have a chance to do $150 million.

"I felt bad that McCain got set up by the Bush people to comment on a film he hasn't seen," Moore told us.
"Anytime McCain wants a screening, I'd be happy to do that because I think he'd like it."

 Subject:  Where are the real Republicans?

 There seems to be two Republican parties - the republican party that is in power - and the pretty face
 that they are trotting out at the convention. They are bringing out the liberal Republicans like John McCaim
 and Arnold Schwarzenegger and Rudy Giuliani who have no power and hiding the people who are really in charge.

 The real Republicans are hidden away. We don't see John Ashcroft speaking on Civil Liberties.
 Where is Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Allen Keyes, the Reverend Sun Mung Moon, and Pat Buchanan?
 Where are the people behind the Republican energy policy like Kenneth Lay or Prince Bandar?
 Where is Donald Rumsfield and Paul Wolfowitz to talk about why we should torture prisoners?
 Where are the Neocons like Tom Delay and Newt Gingrich?
 These are the people who wrote the Republican platform and shape Republican policy.

 It looks to me like the Republicans are trying to put lipstick on a pig, showing people what they think
 they want to see rather than the way they really are. Republicans don't think you'd vote for them if they
 showed who was really in charge - and on that point I agree with them.

 Marc Perkel
 San Francisco, CA


 Subject: Saw this on http://www.haloscan.com/comments

 Bart, there's a reason you ain't blogrolled round these parts no more.
 There's also I reason I don't read your blog anymore.
 Kerry has been winning senate elections for how long now?

 Bush has spent how much on negative ads for at best a 5 point lead?
 And Kerry hasn't even rolled out the artillery?
 And Moore hasn't released f911 to dvd yet?

 And the move on concerts?
 And people with websites like you, if it is you, getting the word out to every single person on the web for the next two months?
 Bush has Nada. All Kerry has to do is keep reminding everyone about that.

 Apparently, this guy thinks Kerry's already won.
 Christ, I wish I was this stupid.

 Subject: Brazil Report

  Click  Here

 Kerrey-ing no illusions
  Bob Kerrey, Clinton hater and Whitewash Panelist

  Click  Here

 "Oh, fuck them," Kerrey told the Daily News' James Gordon Meek. "Quote me on that.
 The idea that you'd volunteer for Swift boat duty because you're thinking about a political career. ...
 That's what you think about doing if you want a posthumous political career."



  Was unavailable today

 Subject: Kerry Vacationing And The Post-RNC Strategy

 Hey Bart,

 The reason Kerry is vacationing is that is tradition that the other candidate
 steps out of the limelight during his opponent's convention.

 Screw tradition.
 That's the stupidest reason in the world to do or not do something.
 Will history say America fell because John kerry wanted to follow tradition?

 W did the same thing in July: he went to Crawford for the week.
 HOWEVER, if you remember, Cheney was out giving speeches during that week,
 just as Edwards is doing this week.  I can't really explain why Kerry is windsurfing.
 Maybe he likes to.


 He looks super-stupid doing it, and VERY unpresidential.

 As for Kerry's strategy, I am hoping and praying that they are laying low because
 of the financial binds that are placed on the campaigns.  Each candidate is allowed
 to spend $80 million from the end of their convention through Nov. 2.

 Since Kerry had an extra 5 weeks to spread out the money, maybe he is just laying low,
 waiting to strike starting this Friday.  I so hope so, because there is no way that Kerry
 should be losing to that idiot W.  I could take that dipshit apart in a debate, and my
 political science experience ended with the bare minimum requirements of a physics
 degree from a 4-year university.  And I do have faith in Randi's assessment.
 I just hope we start seeing results sooner rather than later.

 And I don't see why you expected a deluge of hate mail today.
 You didn't say anything any more inflammatory than usual.

 Keep hammering,
  Daniel in H-Town


 Subject: your picture

 hey bart,

 how come you don't have your picture up on your sight?
 who is bartcop? 1 guy/girl, 20 people, old/young?
 match it up next to shirley's so we can see if you make a cute couple.

 I'm an old man, and I cower like a senate Democrat at the thought of being famous or recognized.

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 Subject: fighting back

 get real, Kerry isn't going to get any whore press coverage during the repug convention.

 His silly windsurfing picture got plenty of coverage, and why do you tell me to get real?

 He's going to be maybe 3-5 points down after shrubs speech, he'll tear Bush apart in the debates

 That depends on if he accepts Baker's rules.
 If he accepts the same rules Gore accepted, he's lost before they start.
 He needs a knockout in the debates and can't beg the press for a decision.

 ...and destroy the repug myths of small govt. and freedom, by letting Gen. Clark be his attack dog
 he's not tarred with the same brush . Have faith and keep hammering.
 Fort Pierce Fl

 Subject: Kerry was cherry-picked as our canadate by the RW media

 Don't EVER quit telling the truth Bart. It wasn't you who kept Big D from getting any airtime
 on the major media outlets. They said he wasn't a viable candidate from day one (who needs a
 Department of Peace? Not the Military Industrial Complex!). It wasn't you who screamed about
 Howard Dean being mentally unstable when he showed an inner fire about his beliefs on T.V.
 (and told Big Media that he would cut their ties with RW Big Business). It wasn't you who
 dropped the exit poll numbers in 2002 because they didn't "jibe" with what RW Media wanted us to hear.


 It was you everyday, for years now, telling us the truth and going "HMMMM" about a skull & bones,
 multi-millionaire, ivy leaguer being cherry-picked as "our" next Democratic National Candidate for
 President in 2004. It was you who thought it odd and let us know that the fix might be in, again.

 Keep hammering away Bart,

 I haven't given up on Kerry, I just can't imagine why he's screwing up so badly.
 Maybe he's got a "September-October strategy," but it's time to put that into action.

Marty's Entertainment Page

 Subject: We should have married Dean

 During the Democratic convention, one of the pundits remarked that the Democrats
 dated Dean but married Kerry.   I think it's becoming more and more clear that we should
 have stuck with our first love. Howard Dean wouldn't have had to put up with the Swift Boat lies,
 but the Republicans, led by Rove, would have come up with some false accusation to besmirch him.

 The difference being that Dean would have taken it right back at them and not pussyfoot around as
 Kerry has done. Dean was ridiculed for saying we were no safer after Saddam was caught. In retrospect
 he was right. Similarly he was berated for saying that the terrorist alert levels were being manipulated by
 the Bush administration for political reasons. The press, led by Faux News, screamed that he was just
 short of a traitor. Two days later it was revealed that the reason for elevating the alert was based on
 two year old intelligence. Howard I believed in you then and I believe in you now. Too bad the DNC did you in.

 We lost our best shot at kicking the evil idiot out of the White House when the Press led the gleeful
 lynching party to get rid of you. Maybe the American people really don't want to be treated with honesty.

 George Wilson

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 Prosecutors in the Kobe Bryant rape case will ask a judge on Wednesday to
 drop the rape charge against him, a source close to the case said.


Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq

 966, 971, 973, 976, 978  dead American soldiers.

Forgive me for counting Bush's victims.

"I know what I'm doing when it comes to winning this war."
 --The Butcher of Baghdad,      Attribution


 Subject: a disturbing trend

 Hi Bart,
 Great site, great views, I trust great radio show...which hopefully someday
 I'll have enough computer access to listen to.

 Anyway, just thought I'd mention to you a disturbing trend - well maybe it isn't a "trend"
 at all since it's only been 2 days long, but - I happened to glance at the front page of
 USA Today yesterday, and at today's main Delaware newspaper (the News Journal).

 During my super-brief glance I only noticed their main, big-ass headlines:  yesterday's
 USA today was something along the line of "Bush's Will Still Strong", and today's main
 big-ass headline in the News Journal (which surely comes from AP or somewhere),
"Arnold: Bush Still Strong on Terror" or something...

 What the f***?  Is Rove just dictating newspaper headlines to AP now??
 Are they headlines or just the party line?

 Kim F

 CKim, Rush and matt Drudge have been running the media since Clinton became president.
 That's how "Clinton's crack baby" got on the front page of the NY Whore Times.


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 Today in History

 • In 1807, former Vice President Aaron Burr was found innocent of killing Al Hamilton.

 • In 1878, Emma Nutt became the first female mayor of Boston.

 • In 1923, the Japanese cities of Tokyo and Yokohama were devastated by Jimmy Dolittle's bombers.

 • In 1932, New York City Mayor J. J. Walker said "Dynomite!" for the first time.

 • In 1939, World War II began as Poland invaded Nazi Germany.

 • In 1961, the Soviet Union exploded the first neutron bomb with an aboveground nuclear explosion in central Asia.

 • In 1972, Bobby Fischer won the international chess crown in Reykjavik, Iceland, defeating Boris Spassky.

 • In 1983, 269 people were killed when a Korean 747 was shot down by a Soviet jet fighter.

 • In 1993, Louis Freeh was sworn in as director of the FBI and began hating Bill Clinton.


 Subject: This Day in History

 I don't read This Day in History and I never will.

 I have the uncanny ability to piss people off without even trying.


 Subject: Vast right-wing conspiracy


 You are a real genius.

 Thank you.

 Do you represent Democrat Party thinking today?

 No, but I should.

 You have added to the long list of lies the DNC has put out.
 Do you suppose you are part of a "Vast Leftwing Conspiracy?"
 Do you have any predictions for the next two months up to the November 2, election?

 Bob Booger

 I predict Kerry will win if he wakes up.

 Subject: Kerry

 Bart, right now  I feel the Kerry campaign is a huge sucker punch

 It's like 4 years ago when we waited and waited for Gore to start fighting ...
 Two years later he did..... sort of .

 Both Gore and Kerry are Washington Insiders who seemingly can't bring
 themselves to say nasty truths about follow Washington Insiders.
 Kerry could lose and the next week, be seen having dinner with the Alan Greenspans ( like Gore did  )

 Oh Lord, what have we done to deserve this?


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