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Tues-Wednesday,  August 21-22,  2012    Vol 2925 - Matsing

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Ryan is an Unserious Man
Rove says Dems win Missouri
The Repugnants' Situation
Arrow Ryan Defended the Stimulus
Arrow Ryan's Black Ex-Girlfriend
Arrow Obama Holds National Lead 
Arrow Columbian-raised Sofie Vergara




"I am convinced that when the history books are written, historians will
  have to record this movement as one of the greatest epics of our heritage.”
   --  Dr. Martin Luther King Jr in a just discovered redording,     Link

  But that deoends on who does the writing.

  Republicans, to this day, HATE Blacks having civil rights.
  They want to re-fight the civil war and bring back slavery.

  Joe Biden was right.

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Ryan is an Unserious Man
says Paul Krugman


Ryanomics is and always has been a con game, although to be fair, it has become
even more of a con since Mr. Ryan joined the ticket.

Let’s talk about what’s actually in the Ryan plan, and let’s distinguish in particular between
actual, specific policy proposals and unsupported assertions. To focus things a bit more, let’s talk
— as most budget discussions do — about what’s supposed to happen over the next 10 years.

If we add up Mr. Ryan’s specific proposals, we have $4.3 trillion in tax cuts, partially offset by
around $1.7 trillion in spending cuts — with the tax cuts, surprise, disproportionately benefiting
the top 1 percent, while the spending cuts would primarily come at the expense of low-income
families. Over all, the effect would be to increase the deficit by around two and a half trillion dollars.

Yet Mr. Ryan claims to be a deficit hawk. What’s the basis for that claim?

Well, he says that he would offset his tax cuts by “base broadening,” eliminating enough tax deductions
to make up the lost revenue. Which deductions would he eliminate? He refuses to say — and realistically,
revenue gain on the scale he claims would be virtually impossible.

At the same time, he asserts that he would make huge further cuts in spending.
What would he cut? He refuses to say.

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Rove says Dems win Missouri
Romney and Prince Reibus agree


Saw the foottage myself - Karl Rove saying he's pulled his PAC money out
of Missouri because, "there's no sense throwing good money after bad."

Rove told the whores at FOX, “If he cares about the future of his state,
he should step aside and give someone else a chance to win the seat,”

It gets better:

CNN's Dana Bash says Akin is so religiously insane,
"How religiously insane is he?" you ask?

Nash says Akin is a real "man of God" and that Bash has declared that
he's not getting out "UNLESS GOD TELLS HIM TO GET OUT."

So here's the deal.

The women is Missouri suddenly have all the power in the world.
If the women of Missouri give this Inhofe-like (not a compliment) caveman their vote,
Democrats lose Missouri, we lose that senate seat, we lose the goddamn senate, and Obama.

If the women of Missouri say, "Don't treat us like f-ing children,"  then the senate
likely stays Demo and that means Obamacare actually comes into practice.

More than that, Obama keeps the White House and Earth spins in a very diferent direction
with Obama and a Demo senate rather than that give-more-to-the-rich handjob Romney.

Earth's future literally lies in the hands of maybe 100,000 women in Missouri.

Hey, St Louis, you see that 100-yard wide sandbar that used to be the Mississppi River?
Romney and the crazies say, "It's summer - It's hot! - What do you expect?"

Don't let Akin and Romney drought America to death.

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Storm to Destroy Nazi-Con 2012?
God is angry with the woman-hating GOP


Forecasters are watching Tropical Storm Isaac, which was moving towards next week's Nazi-Con 2012 in Tampa.

It's much too early to say with any certainty whether it will gain hurricane strength or make a beeline for Tampa,
on Florida's west coast. But it's the type of weather that convention organizers knew was a possibility during the
peak of hurricane season — and they have backup plans in place in a worst-case scenario.

It's been 90 years since a major hurricane made a direct hit on Tampa, so they're due.

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Ryan Defended the Stimulus
But that was when a White guy was president


When Congressman Paul Ryan has been asked the past few years about the value of stimulus
to the sagging economy and the nation's jobless, the Wisconsin Republican has dismissed it as
meaningless, and dubbed it "sugar-high economics."

But that's when Obama is pushing for the spending. When it Bush arguing for more stimulus to
boost a slow economy in the early 2000s, Ryan's economic analysis was entirely different.

"What we're trying to accomplish today with the passage of this third stimulus package is to create jobs
and help the unemployed," Ryan said back then. "What we're trying to accomplish is to pass the kinds of
legislation that when they've passed in the past have grown the economy and gotten people back to work."

So, if the difference isn't race, what is it?

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Subject: The Female Body...

...has a way to shut that whole thing down.........by turning out in
historic numbers and voting as many RepubliCONS out of office as possible.

   Martha in Georgia hiding deeper in the woods now

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OK, so what if it's an illegitimate rape?

You tell the victim to fuck off?

Does Paul Ryan's Black Ex-Girlfriend Matter?
I'm OK with it, but will the racist GOP approve?


As reported by CNN, Ryan said he has a black sister-in-law AND his "college sweetheart" was African American.
Is the fact that Ryan had jungle fever a noteworthy detail to consider when analyzing his politics and policies?

For years Lou Dobbs was the face of the "Fuck the Mexicans" club. As a result of his obsession with the issue,
he became the face of xenophobia and racism, not to mention public enemy No. 1 of Mexican immigrants.
There's just one hitch: Dobbs is married to a Mexican-American woman, meaning that he is the father of
Mexican-American children. (His Mexican-born mother-in-law even lives with his family.)

Throughout his lifetime, Sen. Strom Thurmond (R-Hell resident) financially and emotionally supported the
daughter he fathered with a slave/servant. While paying for her education, he was publicly advancing policies
that would have rendered his daughter's education virtually useless.

Bottom Line:
Republicans are scumbags and doiuchebags when it comes to women.
They want women to stay stupid, pregnant and in the kitchen.

A women voting GOP is like a chicken voting for Chick-filk-A.

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Subject: Can we start calling them this?

 Mario M

The answer is yes.
Republicans are pro-rape.

That's why they have terms like "legitimate" rape,
as opposed to all that "fake rape" that women claim they fear.

Remember, the FIRST THING the Bush Bastards did
when they took Iraq was to make sexual assault LEGAL.

Oh sure, you had the "right" to "arbitration" after being drugged
and raped, almost always anally, by Cheney's Haliburton thugs.

Those who fought back were then counter-sued by Halliburton
so rape became 100% legal and the bastards considered it "perks of war."

This year's GOP platform calls for abortion to be outlawed IN EVERY CASE.

They f-ing hate women - they just do.

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Obama Holds National Lead
Willard gets more desperate every day


Paul Ryan's debut has attracted big crowds and plenty of fawning from Republican leaders.
But a new poll shows his presence on the ticket hasn't done much to boost Willard's campaign.

The lastest poll shows Obama with a 4-point lead nationally, 48 percent to 44 percent.
A month ago Obama was leading 49 percent to 43 percent.  (FOX had his lead at 9.)

"Mitt Romney is starting to accumulate a number of negatives on the personal front and issues front,"
said pollster Peter Hart. "Mitt Romney has a lot of repair work to do with his image."

Willard's biggest problem is he's convinced women he's a "severe conservative."

"Severe conservatives" don't like women and women are the biggest voting bloc in America,

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Subject: Romney helps woman

Recently, a woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.

The party waiting behind her was a group from the RNC that included Romney.
Romney quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.

She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm Governor Romney and I hope you'll vote for me this November."

She laughed and quickly said, "I fell on my ass, not my head!"


Good one.

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Subject: Fear and stress as contraceptives, really?


Until recently, my group at work was led by a tyrannical sociopath who used to scream at,
threaten, and attempt to physically intimidate poisons. There were several mandatory anger
management go rounds that failed before upper management realized that this person was toxic.

If fear and stress were effective contraceptives, no female in our group would ever have conceived.
There were 7 pregnancies among 4 women during the reign of terror.

Akin's comments are a logical extension of the "You got raped, bitch? You must have been
asking for it. You got pregnant? You must have enjoyed it, slut."

I don't think this is his "macaca" moment. It's more like the Sharon Angle effect.
People might not have loved Reid, but she scared the living shit out of them.

The GOP treats women slightly better than Arabs.

I understand some Repugnants actually let their wives drive cars, but that's only
because the men are too lazy to pick up the kids from school and soccer practice.

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The Repugnants' Situation

I love seeing the GOP scream at one of their own.
"That Todd Akin, when it comes to abortion, he's gone too far," says the GOP.


Let's look at the record:

Romney was pro-choice before he joined Bush the Smarter's "Fuck those women" brigade.
(You have to chant "fuck those women" to get a spot on a modern GOP ticket)
Now Romney is against abortion, unless it's on a Tuesday, Thursday or Friday,
Then, he's PRO-CHOICE

How do these insane handjobs live with themselves?

OK, moving forward, Romney is PRO-LIFE 4/7 of the week
but Ryan is PRO-LIFE every day of the week.

So, to Ryan, Romney is a "baby killer."
When will they have the Romney-Ryan abortion debate?

Or, to save time, will Ryan throw those millions of "babies" under the bus
for the one-in-ten-chance Romney could actually gain power?

"Screw those babies - it's power over principle."

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Subject: DNC convention coverage


I would love it if you could cover the DNC convention. 
I'd love to hear your take on it.

Maybe we could try some "live" coverage during the big nights.

But covering Nazi-Con 2012 would probably be more fun :)

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Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car   Link

Bart, that's a

Nobody got last issue's Mystery Car.

It's a 1939 Chevy - doesn't anybody watch Pawn Stars?

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Subject: You are a Moron

So, some guy named Chuck wrote to say, "You're a moron."
As always, I tried to reason with the caveman,
I wrote him the following:

Chuck, how so?
I'll give you up to 300 words to make your case.

"You are a moron" isn't much of a case.

I think I'm right, you think you are.
Let's argue and see who wins  :)

Chuck wrote back:

You are a moron!

You see?
That's all they've got.

Can you imagine a pro-Romney site offering me 300 words to make my case?

It would never happen because they refuse to get in a fight that's not fixed up-front.

They are liars, cowards and whores.
...but you already knew that.

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Judge: poker is skill, not gambling 

Poker is a game of skill that is not covered under the federal Illegal Gambling Business Act,
Eastern District Judge Jack Weinstein ruled yesterday.

Weinstein reversed the jury conviction of Lawrence Dicristina and found that, as a matter of law,
Congress did not clearly intend to criminalize poker when it passed the act. Part of the judge's
reasoning was that poker games, in this case Texas Hold'em, are not purely games of chance.

"Bluffing, raising and folding require honed skills to maximize the value of the cards dealt,"
Weinstein said in United States v. Dicristina, 11-CR-414.rt,

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Subject: Rape as birth control

Let me see if I get this right.  If a woman is raped violently she can't get pregnant? 

Well, then, violent rape is a form of birth control! 

Good point - so if you get some woman pregnant by rape,
it means you didn't violently terrorize her enough.

GOP logic - you can't beat it.

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Subject: Republicans don't care about women being raped

Todd Akin has created an uproar when he said on Sunday, "First of all, from what I understand from doctors,
[pregnancy from rape] is really rare. If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."

Since then Akin has tried to backtrack from his statement but the position of this Republican is the same as
most of the Republican Party is that women who get pregnant by rape should be forced by the government
to bear the child of the rapist. Akin hasn't backed down from that position, nor has Paul Ryan.

Forcing women to bear the child of her rapist is fundamentally wrong. It creates a relationship between the woman
and the rapist for the rest of her life. The rapist has parental rights and can sue for child visitation, have a say about
the child's upbringing and education. The rapist becomes part of the victims family. Just what America needs is more
rapists making babies to become part of American society.

Todd Akin has exposed what this election is all about. It's about family values. For Republicans it is the rights of
the rapist that matter and the rights of women mean nothing at all. Akin is apologizing because he got caught saying
what he really believes and he is not apologizing for his position requiring women to bear children for rapists.

The Republican Party is upset with Akin not because he's wrong, but because they don't want attention brought on
what they really believe. If you believe that women should be forced to have the rapist's baby then the Republican Party
is for you. Check the voting record and the position of your candidates when deciding who to vote for in this coming election.
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Michael Kinsley once said, "A gaffe in politics is saying what you really mean."

Republicans hate women.
They're more worried about the rapist's rights than the victim's rights.

BTW, they also want to make the morning after pill ILLEGAL
so the woman would have to have her rapist's baby.

Remember, Akin said, "There should be SOME  pinishment for the rapist" in that same interview.

Are you sure, Todd?
Are you sure you want to punish the rapist "some?"

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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, that looks like...


I figured nobody would get last issue's Mystery Celebrity - how could you?
Like I said, she's having a bad year - Amanda Bynes used to look differently.

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Subject: Family values

What part of my family values beliefs tell me to go to a foreign land, party like a debauched fool,
and dip my naked heinie and penis in the water where my lord and savior Jesus performed one of his miracles?

That's just the sort of judgment I want my Congressman to have!
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Bart, those mountains are the famous Pitons near Soufriere, St. Lucia
 Capt. Mitch in Florida

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Hi Bart,

That would be Betty Friedan a feminist writer and rights activist who is best known
for writing The Feminine Mystique in 1963.  She died on her 85th birthday in 2006.
 Mary in Seattle

She was also the first president of the National Organization for Women.

Just think how much the GOP hates that organization - they're full of owmen!


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