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Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair
I have formed a new partnership
with a Tulsa company run
by a technical genius who knows everything
about PCs.
If you have a problem with your computer, Mr. Tech can fix it.
He can download and install programs on your computer.He can reconfigure your setting, if needed.
He can run compatability checks if you have a new computer
and your old programs aren't working properly.
The best part is we'll
come to you.
If you have the net, we
can connect.
We have readers every place you see a red dot, and that
includes tiny islands in Indonesia
and mainland China and Sudan - I'll bet it's tough getting a house call
in Sudan,
but WE can work on your computer anywhere - so why not give us a try?
1. Mr. Tech is an expert -you don't have a computer problem he can't fix.
Obviously, since he's not there, he can't replace your broken CD writer,
but he can verify that you need a new one as opposed to some setting not being checked correctly.
We can't help you if you're on a Mac or using Linux, but Mac and Linux users machines never
need repair, from what I hear :)
2. Mr. Tech is honest - I've known him five years (and think of all the computer problems I've had)
and now, for the first time, I'm using a computer he built so the reliability has shot thru the roof.
3. You have the Bartcop Guarantee. I've been on the web since February of 1996. Most of you
have been reading Bartcop for many years and I wouldn't put my name on a product or service
that wasn't 100% legitimate with a Guaranteed Money Back Policy if we can't do the job.
(If Mr. Tech gets inside your computer, we have at least charge a small diagnostic fee.)
4. We're going to give you FULL SERVICE. When Mr Tech is done with your computer,
you will have every update you need. You will also have the best in virus protection.
But why use Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair?
If you have a computer problem, you can always let some stranger into your home
and hope
he's not casing the joint for a robbery later on. Or, you can
have a friend or relative work
on your computer, but sometimes a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
About a month ago, a friend offered to switch out my dead
CD writer for a working one.
When we booted up afterwards, I had no operating system on my computer
and that cost me
a lot of money and several gigabites of heartache - you want to avoid that.
Wouldn't you rather have an expert working on your computer?
If your computer works perfectly and is glitch-free and your husband or nephew or
neighbor is a genius you can trust with all your files, you don't need our service.
Our service is for the people who don't have a loved one in Best Buys Geek Squad.
Here's how it works:
You send us an e-mail with the details of your problem or what you want
to accomplish.
Our skilled techinicians will look over your case and present the best
course of action.
Within minutes of your initial request, we are connected to your
computer and fixing your problems.
If you're a current Bartcop subscriber, you pay $65
to cover your first hour. ($75 for non-subscribers)
Hundreds of problems
can be solved in less than an hour. If your problem is likely to
need more
than one hour, we'll tell you that up-front. Now and then stuff
will happen, but that's where
having that Bartcop Guarantee
comes in handy.
If your neighborhood tech guy screws you over or messes
up your computer,
all you can do is avoid using him in the future. But my reputation is
in play
so
you're not
going to get screwed.
Once you've paid, we'll send you to a webpage that has a
button that, when clicked,
will allow Mr. Tech to get inside your computer. He can't get in without your permission.
Mr. Tech is honest and he really knows what he's doing.
When he works on my computer, it's like watching a blur.
When he opens the settings box and click on drop-down menus he looks
like The Flash.
A few days ago I was bitching about Windows downloading
cartoons to My Pictures
and how I had to use an extra 300 keystrokes a day because of that?
Mr. Tech fixed that in less than one minute.
Now every toon goes right to my Bart folder.
I had a list of 10-12 things that were broke,
Mr Tech ran thru that list like a hot knife thru warm butter.
For less than the price that the big stores charge for a
diagnostic,
we'll fix the problem and you'll never had to leave your home!
in their effort to push people to Windows 7
ask us to scout out your compatibility issues before you get cauight in a bind.
We also offer phone support during connection at no
additional charge.
so our technicians can talk to you while he's working on your machine.
Computer
Services:
- Virus and Spyware Removal
- System Tune-Ups and Optimization
- Software Installation, Setup and
Training
- Windows Updates
- Driver Updates
- E-Mail Setup (Web Based, Outlook,
Outlook Express, Thunderbird and More)
- Hard Drive Maintenance (Partitions,
Conversions, Defragmentation and more)
- Registry Repair
- Audio & Video Transcoding
(Changing one format to another)
- Downloading and saving video from
sites like YouTube and alike.
- Wireless Router Network Setup
Specialized
Training:
- iPhone
Training and Support
- Basic
Picture Editing
- Basic
Video Editing
- Basic
Microsoft Office
- Audio
& Video Transcoding (changing one format to another)
- How to
LEGALY rip and store your DVD & Blu-Ray Collection on your computer.
- How to rip Audio CD’s to your computer
for playback or to make compilation CD-R’s
The list is only limited by our imagination. If you have a computer need
but don’t see it listed above please contact us and allow us to find the best solution for you.
Trust me, you don't know anybody this competent with Windows.
He knows what he's doing and he's backed by the Bartcop Guarantee.
You know how we met?
He was running the Audio/Video Department at The Guitar Center in Tulsa
and I went out there looking for someone who to fix my radio problems.
He knew audio, video and computers and this was five years ago.
Why would you let anybody but an honest expert work on
your computer?
So if you have a problem with your computer, or maybe you
want
some new program installed and set up by a guy who knows what he's
doing,
Click Here for more (and more
intelligent) information
Now, let's get to work
fixing those computers!
