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Quotes
"Tax relief was the right thing to do
at the right time."
-- Smirky, lying to the carpenter's union in Wisconsin
today
But Smirk!
If I was going to get $1000 back next April, now I'll only get
$700.
How will a $300 loan turn your crumbling economy
around?
...and why did you give the oil companies a $40
million bonus
when they're enjoying their highest profits in history?
Let's see... I get a $300 loan, and BIG OIL gets
a FREE $40
million windfall
when they're busy drowning in illegally-gouged profits
Yep, ...there's a Republican in the White House - illegally, I
might add.
PS. While Smirk was telling these lies, the carpenters UNION was
applauding every line,
providing a cover of legitimacy
for this fraud who stole his way into power.
The GOP is doing everything
they can to bust the unions, so these clowns
stand with Weak and Stupid
and applaud each lie he tells?
"Nobody Says My Name Right"
Lynne Cheney says the media have been mispronouncing Dick's last name.
She asked a Hispanic student Friday if she
pronounced his name correctly, then said,
"No one ever gets my name right, either.
My name is CHEE-nee, but everybody
in the whole world says CHAY-nee."
Hey, Lady!
Whoops, I'm sorry, that's not accurate.
Hey, woman!
The Moron in Chief calls him "Chay-nee,"
so what do you want from the media?
Teach your monkey some tricks, ...and the media may follow.
...and stop whining!
The Houston Chronicle
JUSTICE
DEPARTMENT LOOKING MORE LIKE SECRET POLICE
Excerpt:
" ...a true and legitimate alarm over the U.S.
Justice Department's handling of
First Amendment rights that profoundly affect
how we all find out what our government is up to.
What's going on here?
Why the reluctance on the part of the government
to at least explain itself?
Targeting journalists for simply doing there jobs.
These secret police tactics are more appropriate
for some Third World, fascist regime."
(Their words, not mine)
Hey, Houston Chronicle - I have some questions:
Are you saying it was a mistake to prop up this fascist fraud?
Are you sorry you covered up his record and lied about Al Gore?
Are you wishing you'd acted like a legitimate big-city newspaper
last year,
instead of becoming Karl Rove's personal press secretary and willing
cabanaboy?
You guys didn't give a damn about the truth or disclosure during
the campiagn.
You failed to do your jobs - worse than that, you turned whore for
the Bush campaign.
You gleefully endorsed every lie that Cheney, Rove and Hughes gave
you.
You laid down for Candidate Weak & Stupid, instead of showing us
his record.
You could've told the truth about W's inability to think.
You could've printed W's quote that he was, "just
a media creation."
You could've told the truth about Gore and Love Story, the Internet
and Love Canal.
You could've asked how many times W was arrested.
You could've told the truth about the charge Gore was
"a serial liar."
You could've asked for what crimes did have to perform community service
- IN YOUR TOWN.
You could've ask W where he was when his Nat'l Guard records said he
was "unavailable."
Yeah, you could've acted like a big-city newspaper, but you turned
whore, instead.
You wanted to be the important paper of record when the Texan
became president.
We never asked you to take Gore's side - we just asked for the truth.
YOU helped this fraud get elected,
and now you're whining that he's acting like a fascist?
The whore press is running a smokescreen for the illegal Failure
in Thief.
The press has surrendered their objectivity and dignity to Karl
Rove
The only free press left is left-leaning sites on the internet.
It would be a good idea to support your favorite internet sites.
Sustaining a political web site isn't easy - the burnout rate
is very high.
1.
Readers are asking about our friend rackjite.com
His site is down and his status is, so far, unexplained.
2.
From: jbmac2001@hotmail.com
Subject: Closing
DemsUnited will be closing down on Sept 8th, 2001.
JB MAC
3.
The Diva has stopped
regular publications
4.
Voltai News has gone on hiatus,
in his place zepp@snowcrest.net
and others are sending out whore-free news
Buzzflash,
Onlinejournal,
Perkel,
PoliticalStrikes
Bushwatch,
chadsux
smudgereport
Mediawhoresonline
and everybody
on the link page
who is fighting the illegal Bush Family Evil
Empire needs help.
We're not funded by Richard Mellon Scaife.
We're not funded by big oil, big cancer, the religio-frauds and
the Rifle Lobby
We need your support to survive.
You think it's easy doing a web page?
Is it.
The hard part is doing it day after day
while the nation sleeps and the Democrats quake.
...
..
From: bardgal@yahoo.com
Subject: LAX Runways
Hey BC -
Regarding that horseshit story about the Big Dog
shutting down LAX
for two hours to get a haircut -
is just a joke.
First of all, LAX has FOUR runways,
and planes take off and land there every 30 seconds
when it's busy.
LAX shuts down for visibility - FOG.
That's it.
Tally,
The whore press bet their integrity that story was true - and they
lost.
The Houston Chronicle
JUSTICE
DEPARTMENT LOOKING MORE LIKE SECRET POLICE
...a true and legitimate alarm over the
U.S. Justice Department's handling of
First Amendment rights that profoundly affect
how we all find out what our government is up to.
What's going on here?
Why the reluctance on the part of the government
to at least explain itself?
Targeting journalists for simply doing there jobs.
These secret police tactics are more appropriate
for some Third World, fascist regime.
Hey, Houston Chronicle - I have some questions:
Are you saying it was a mistake to prop up this fascist fraud?
Are you sorry you covered up his record and lied about Al Gore?
Are you wishing you'd acted like a legitimate big-city newspaper
last year,
instead of becoming Karl Rove's personal press secretary and willing
cabanaboy?
You guys didn't give a damn about the truth or disclosure during
the campiagn.
You failed to do your jobs - worse than that, you turned whore for
the Bush campaign.
You gleefully endorsed every lied that Bush, Rove and Hughes gave you.
You laid down for President Weak & Stupid, instead of showing us
his record.
You could've told the truth about W's inability to think.
You could've printed W's quote that he was, "just a media creation."
You could've told the truth about Gore and Love Story, the Internet
and Love Canal.
You could've asked how many times W was arrested.
You could've told the truth about the charge Gore was "a serial liar."
You could've asked for what crimes W did community service IN YOUR
TOWN.
You could've ask W where he was when his Nat'l Guard records said he
was "unavailable."
Yeah, you could've acted like a big-city newspaper, but you turned
whore, instead.
You wanted to be the BIG PAPER OF RECORD when the Texan became president.
YOU helped this fraud get elected,
and now you're whining that he's acting like a fascist?
book review
of a book about a blowjob
by Atrios
Does Scott Adams read bartcop.com?
Longtime House chaplain commits suicide
WASHINGTON--The District of Columbia medical examiner
says the death of
longtime House Chaplain James D. Ford was the
result of a self-inflicted gunshot.
Ford, 70, who ministered to House members and
their families from 1979 until his
retirement last year, died Monday aboard his
boat at a Washington marina. The M.E.
ruled Ford's death a suicide. The family had
earlier declined to disclose the cause of death.
Ford, a Lutheran pastor, was a native of South
Dakota. His duties included opening
and closing each legislative session and providing
counseling and pastoral services to
members of the House of Representatives and their
staffs.
Quotes
"One of us has already committed perjury."
- David Brock, on Bush
nominee Terry Wooten's lies
to
the Senate Judiciary Committee
Full Story onhttp://www.mediawhoresonline.com/
But, of course, Senator Pat Leahy (D-Bush's
Rubberstamp)
has no problem confirming Smirky's perjurer.
"I can't believe that Wooten would lie
to the Judiciary Committee,'' Leahy said,
adding,
"He will be a good judge.''
Jesus, I am SO SICK of these pink tutu Democrats, accepting
a salary
to lay down and give the appointed Boy King everything
he wants.
You gotta know a site like this is good...
Different
Rules for Bush
by Stephanie Salter
Excerpt:
How to explain the contradiction?
It could be the rumored stupidity of Bush
the Lesser, proof that there is truth
behind all the jokes and Doonesbury cartoons
about an empty puppet in the
Oval Office and a Dr. Strangelove-like
cabal manipulating his strings.
Oooooooooooooooooooklahoma football
I had a chance to see Oklahoma's football team Saturday.
Last year's undefeated national champions are, for some reason,
ranked third this year,
behind the Miami Posers and the team that failed to score on
OU in their last game, Florida State.
So why is Florida State ranked higher than hasn't-lost-yet OU?
Maybe they practice better than the Sooners - who knows?
Oklahoma looked damn good Saturday.
Their place kicker, Tim Duncan, is almost a certain three points
whenever he's on the field.
Punter Jeff Ferguson, maybe the league's best, hits 70-yard punts
for breakfast.
Their offense could use some work, but the Barry
Switzer factor is in place.
Saturday, Air Force managed to squeeze out three points
against OU, and Air Force
led the Mountain League (or whatever it's called) in rushing,
passing, yardage etc last year.
Oklahoma has three monsters in the backfield.
All-world linebacker Rocky Calmus caused the Sabutai
fumble last year.
R.G. Williams is a fireplug and a sure-fire tackle, but the guy
to watch is Brandon Everidge.
Coach Stoops said, "Brandon Everage
was like a missle coming out of the secondary
about every snap. He is a great player."
This is true. On one play, Everage knocked the ball carrier out
of bounds on the right sideline.
On the next play, he knocked him out of the left sideline - he
is everywhere, like VISA.
He also stripped the quarterback of the ball, allowing Rocky
Calmus to scoop it up and run.
Usually, I get a little jittery when OU plays Texas, Nebraska
and those wild Wildcats,
but this year I'm ready for some Bevo-brandin', some corn-shuckin'
and some Wilcat tamin'.
Sidebar:
The BartCop Hex seems to be effective for
about 75 days.
That's how long it took Tiger Woo
to break it, but then again, he is extraordinarily gifted,
so the true Hex range may be as much as
90 days for the non-gifted (i.e. President
Weak & Stupid)
But I don't like to use The Hex for mere
sports purposes.
I had to use it on Tiger because of his
reluctance to speak up for minorities, even though he
f-ing owns the game of golf and
already
has his $100 million dollars in the bank,
no, there's no reason for Tiger to help
the tens of millions who aren't gold with a club.
Why, if Tiger spoke out, he might only
make $60 million next year instead of $65 million.
...and Tiger needs every penny he can get.
Then there was that Clinton-slam, which
didn't endear him to many blacks, civil rights activists,
liberals, the elderly, soccer moms, the
poor and all the other groups Tiger doesn't speak for.
You see, Tiger is very busy.
He's goal-driven.
He's results-oriented.
He's concentrating on his career.
He's racking up trophies like nobody ever
has.
He's a shooting star the like of which
has ever been seen before.
He spent his childhood being coached to
greatnees by his dad.
He's a money-making machine of phenomenonal
proportions.
...just like Michael Jackson.
Today, we have a Republican Party
Quotes
"What really sets Jesse Helms apart is
that he is the last prominent unabashed white
racist politician in this
country. To the best of my knowledge, Helmes has never done
what the late George Wallace
did well before his death - recant and apologize for
his use of racial issues.
And that use was blatant."
-- David Broder, The End of a Questionable
Icon
Glendening And Staff Aide Have Personal Relationship
Maryland Gov. Parris N. Glendening, (D-Backstabber)
who separated last year from his wife and
political partner, Frances Anne Glendening,
is involved in a relationship with his deputy chief of staff.
This backstabber invited then-President Clinton to speak at some
gig in Maryland,
but then publically withdrew the invitation fore fear it wouldn't
be popular.
Hey, Parris!
On behalf of the Democratic Party, thanks for not murdering
your wife!
From: Rochesterjim@aol.com
Subject: Bush's Tax Cut Has Killed The Budget Surplus
How stupid is Bush for his illogical tax cut?
I guess we forgot how great it was not to have
a deficit.
And this is the worst economy since Bush 1.
I'm now ready for Al Gore.
Jim in Rochester, MI
How stupid is Bush?
That's a damn hard question to answer.
The Legend
of the Robin Hood for the Rich
By BuzzFlash
Royal Court Correspondent David Spring
“I will only steal from the Social Security
Fund
if it’s an emergency or if I
think I can get away with it.”
-- King George the Shrub
Sidebar:
OU football is the only thing to be proud
of in this Koresh-forsaken dustbowl.
In Oklahoma, football is bigger than
racism.
Doubt it?
The only black Republican in congress is
only there because he played football here.
If not for football, J.C.Watts would be"just
another Oklahoma nigger."
There's a famous Uncle OJ story you might
not have heard. When colleges were scouting great
high school players, their reps asked about
Uncle O.J., and the Eufaula officials were beaming with pride.
"That's our nigger,"
they said proudly.
..and that's truer than True North.
"Driven by ignorance, conservative thinking
and fear of the unknown,
our political leaders have undertaken
to make laws that suppress stem-sell research."
-- Netscape founder
Jim Clark, who is withholding $60 million he pledged to build a
research center at Stanford to protest Bush's religio-inspired step back
into time.
Read the Previous Issue
It had everything.
Copyright © 2001,
bartcop.com
Thanks for the
fumble, Dude.
