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Smallville on the WB, the last Boat Load o Whores, and ...Frasier?
Quotes
"There is America, full of fear from
its north to its south,
from its east to its west.
Thank God for that."
--The other unelected oil man, Osama
Hey, asshole, it's real easy to hide in your Afghani cave and
call the Americans flying commercial jets "fearful."
If you want to experience real fear, visit Oklahoma and we'll
show you a whole new level.
By the way, Liceboy, all this whining about how bad we're
hurting the starving Afghanis?
You knew we were going to strike back, but you
did it anyway.
How do you explain that to the other Muslims?
What's wrong with this picture?
"Give me your dollars so my oil pals can give me
millions."
Bush congratulates the school children for mowing lawns and donating
their hard-earned dollars
to the Red Cross while he is still sitting on his $150M
campaign war chest.
Will Bush sacrifice any of it like the hard-working school kids?
Will he do what he's asking these children to do?
Why does Bush need a $150M campaign war chest?
He tells us that he's changed the tone and has united America
behind him,
so why is he asking children to sacrifice while he sits on his
$150M
campaign war chest??
The Bush Family Evil Empire cannot be trusted.
Taliban: U.S. Bombs Hit Kabul Red Cross
Remember when our fighting men bombed the Chinese Embassy in Yugoslavia?
Remember how Pigboy and the whore media insisted it was because
Bill Clinton
was a bungling screw-up and should be held personally responsible?
I choose not to go there.
Muslim allies
break ranks with US
Muslim allies Saudi Arabia and Pakistan
break ranks with US over bombing
Smirk, you're going to screw this up like
everything else you've ever touched, right?
Oh, well, if we have a full scale World
War - at least the price of oil will rise.
The
Yankees vs the Braves
An angry rant by BartCop
Excerpt:
Baseball as sport no longer exists.
Baseball has become another whore - like
the news media.
The Yankees have already won, just like
last year and the year before.
It has already been decided.
It's in the script.
The trick is making it look like a different
outcome is possible.
From: twright@ziplink.net
Subject: a W program that doesn't put $ into the hands of the rich
Instead it generates a White House slush fund!
Yes, that $1 children's fund.
1. It's all cash.
2. It's all coming to the White House.
3. There will be no accountability.
I don't think it's going to W's rich friends.
It might even go to the people of Afghanistan.
But, I'll bet a quarter that some of it gets
used for covert operations somewhere.
--tim
Chilling details from the flight recorders on Sept 11th.
Excerpt:
Cutting through the background noise in
the cockpit of Flight 93, the crew would have heard the sound
of an electronic "ping" like one that might
announce the arrival of e-mail message on a home computer.
It was a text message coming by radio,
from a flight dispatcher near Chicago.
In green letters on a black background,
it said, "Beware, cockpit intrusion."
Quotes
"You know, if you find a person that
you've never seen before
getting in a crop-duster
that doesn't belong to you, report it."
-- The stupidest man in 225 years of presidential
history
Hey, Loser!
There are NO crop-dusters that "belong
to me," so that means
ANYONE that I see in a crop-duster should be reported?
Uncle Dick didn't write that idiotic statement, did he?
No, Smirky, you went off-script and you sounded like a total
moron.
Eyes on the ball, George, eyes on the ball!
I'll bet Mr. Rove was furious.
Hueueueuege
Concert this Saturday
VH-1 says there will be no repeats
McCartney, Jagger, Clapton, The
Who, Elton John and Bono
(The English? That means
this will rock!)
Click Here for the full story
From: dmc85388@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu
Subject: reason why Rush is going deaf
According to Jerry Falwell, the WTC was bombed
because we are homo, heinous people,
and God was fed up. Well why doesn't he
apply this logic to the Rush situation:
Rush is going deaf because he is a heinous liar
and evil doer, and God is fed up.
Makes sense! Would like to hear Jerry comment
on my logic.
DMC
Here's the audio of Pigboy on Mediawhoresonline.com
THANK YOU, RUSH!
Rush plugs MWO
Very short, only 129K
"Media Whores Online - you ever heard
of that one? ...I haven't either."
--Rush with the funniest line of the new millenium.
ha ha
You can't write comedy that real.
The
Wisdom of Ann Coulter
from the Washington Monthly
"I'll do anything for free fries"
Excerpt:
"If you don't hate Clinton and the people
who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country."
---George Magazine, 7/99
REMINDER
That swarthy, unsavory-looking man fidgeting
in the seat next to you is probably an air marshal.
-Ironic Times, 10/8/2001
Housekeeping
I'm flooded with ditto-monkeys saying my liberalmedia
rant is all nonsense.
It's unusual to get this much mail about a months-old rant.
Is this blowback from JQ's mention on El Pigbo's show yesterday?
I think it is.
She wrote and said she was getting slammed by Monkey Mail.
She graciously lists her site as being "in
association with bartcop.com"
(kicks dirt...)
I remember when she was just starting out...
Challenge
Mail
Koresh help me, I love the challenge mail
Toon by the Wizard of Whimsy
Quotes
"Though neither I nor anyone can tell you there
will not be another terrorist attack
on U.S. soil, it will be all right.
They still can't win unless we give them permission.
We are not about to give them
permission."
--Bill Clinton, America's last elected leader
Quotes
"You can call this the bin Laden Economy."
-- Karl Rove's script for our economic mess.
But, Karl, how was the econony before September 11th?
Sure, bin Laden had an impact, and it's a bigger boom to the Dubya myth
than John Hinckley's donation to the Reagan myth.
Julie Hiatt Steele's Mail Bag
From: Bernie
Subject: It is all my fault!
BC,
It is all my fault!!!!!!
Rush says he started going deaf in May.
That is the exact time that I got in my legendary
"Mega Bartcop Dittoes,
Pigboy" call.
I think what happened was the hearing of the name
"Bartcop" started the famous "Bartcop Hex".
Next thing you know the pigboy is deaf and dumb.
I think Rush knows this and I must admit
I still fear for my life from the ditto-monkeys
so don't print my e-mail address. Ha, ha.
Bernie
Have you been to 
lately?
Marty has tons of stuff over there.
Bob Dylan,
'Who Said It?' - was it Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson or bin Laden?
Brian Wilson,
Elton & Bono join the big NY concert on 10/20
plus WHO'S GOING TO HELL THIS WEEK?, a personal favorite by Michael
Dare,
...and tons more!
Speaking of Entertainment news - what's happened to Frasier
this year?
The first show was pretty bad, trying to find out what makes
Frasier tick
instead of giving us some comedy.
Then I missed the second show (can't find the tape)
The third show was just awful, and when has a Frasier
ever been just awful?
It was about how Frasier's Dad was shot years ago.
Who gives a flying fig about why his Dad is sad, deep down?
This is supposed to be a COMEDY show, guys.
Need some help?
When the former funniest show on TV needs help from The
Treehouse Kid,
you know things are looking reeeeeeealy bad.
Smirk
May Expel Brit Widowed by bin Laden
"She has no oil, so what good is she?"
Excerpt:
A British mother widowed by the World Trade
Centre terrorism is being threatened
with deportation from America as an
illegal alien.
Deena Gilbey, 37, lost her husband, Paul,
in the inferno of the south tower on September 11,
and with him, according to the INS, she
lost her right to live in the United States.
That George Bush is a compassionate son of a bitch, isn't he?
Quotes
"Have you seen bin Laden on T.V. with
his fancy Rolex watch?
Why does this guy need a watch?
He lives in a cave! A cave!
It's either night or it's day.
He lives in a cave!
We'll see how well that Timex
works when it's hit by a cruise missile."
-- Dave
New Solutions for an Old War
by William Rivers Pitt
NJ Governor Demands Dr. Laura Apologize
Acting Gov. Don DiFrancesco has demanded an apology
from radio hag
Dr. Laura Schlessinger for suggesting that New
Jersey be handed over to terrorists.
The Unloved made the remark during an Oct. 1 broadcast
in answer to a listener's question
about responding to terrorists' demands, according
to the acting governor.
DiFrancesco sent a letter to The Unloved on Friday
demanding an apology for what he called
"a crude and inappropriate comment"
"If you were in touch with the general public,
you would know that nearly 40 percent of the employees
in the World Trade Center lived in New
Jersey and nearly 1,000 New Jerseyans are missing," DiFrancesco wrote.
Asked what to do about terrorists' demands, Laura said: "You can try giving them New Jersey."
The Worried Shrimp's Link List
Quotes
"We are getting more and more insight
into the life of Osama bin Laden.
Today the Saudi ambassador said
that bin Laden had an unhappy childhood.
You think his childhood was unhappy,
wait 'til we deliver his mid-life crisis."
-- Jay Leno
None
that Matter
by Cokie Roberts, the stupidest whore in Washington
Click Here ...and bring your barf bag.
From: imk-01@home.com
Subject: Rush's deafness
Hello Bartcop,
I have another theory about Rush's deafness.
In a few months or so, I predict that Rush is
going to really find God, having all this time prayed andread
the Bible with one of the right wing's major
religious figures, and in the process, his hearing suddenly becomes
miraculously healed. As a result, his listeners
become even more convinced that Rush speaks for God.
What do you think? Could they really do this?
Ilkka Kokkarinen
Mississauga, ON
Sure, and Cokie, Sean, Rush and Laura will swear on the lives of their
children
that God intervened to show that He loves Rush Limbaugh and wants him
to lead us.
Hey, Bush's CIA boys can arrange this...
Reminder
If you, the reader, take one thing away from bartcop.com take this:
The American press is not here to be fair.
The American press is not here to tell the truth.
The American press is not here to report the facts.
The American press is not here to do the right thing.
The American press is not here to provide a public service.
The American press is not here to be a paradigm of honesty.
The American press is not here to help checks and balances.
The American press is not here to explain the issues of
the day.
The American press is not here to be the citizen's watchdog
in Washington.
The American press exists to make money, like a crack whore.
That's the only reason they exist.
Right now, the Bush-truth story won't sell any papers
for them,
but the Clinton-did-it stories sell faster than
Cokie Roberts.
Remember those invisible flying warships I mentioned seeing
at Area 51?
I finally got a picture, it was really hard to get this smuggled
out.
We're at war, and loose lips and all,
so you didn't get this from me, OK?
Thanks to Mike C for the smuggle job
From: mikegalos@email.msn.com
Subject: Has Bush ever proposed
anything that didn't
enrich his friends and campaign contributors?
Absolutely.
All through the campaign.
Of course, none of those proposals will ever
be heard of again.
...I stand corrected.
Read the Previous Issue
It had everything.
Copyright © 2001,
bartcop.com
Thanks for the
fumble, Dude.
