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"I have a policy never under any circumstances
to go on any Fox talk show.
I regard Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity as blatant racists!''
-- Alan Dershowitz, who's not scared like the gelding Democrats
Brother goes Postal
by Barbara Hartwell
Who is Barbara Hartwell?
And what makes her so dangerous?
Subject: Have an Old-Fashioned Thanksgiving
Just wanted to remind you to have an old-fashioned
Invite your neighbors over, have them cook you a huge dinner,
then kill them and take all their land!
a poll from datalounge.com
Who is running America?
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney 35.4%
Karen Hughes 2.1%
The Oil & Gas Industry 45.9%
Trent Lott 1.2%
Smirk Daddy 8.8%
Perle and his latest plans for the empire
by Brad Pierce
Profile in Courage
Rod Dreher, the film critic turned conservative
columnist at the New York Post, has
taken his Ray Kerrison act across town. Picked to replace Mr. Kerrison after he
retired in 1999, Mr. Dreher is joining National Review, where he’ll write his column
three times a week for National Review’s Web site as well as pieces for the magazine.
Reached for comment, Mr. Dreher told us
he was making the move partly out of
concern for the safety of his 2-year-old son. "One thing that affected this decision
was the anthrax attacks at the Post," said Mr. Dreher, who was on Cipro for a few
days after a co-worker was found to be a victim of an anthrax attack.
"What would I do if I got this stuff and my wife was left alone with our son?"
(The New York Post, of course, famously called
for shutting down due to an anthrax scare.)
Sent in by Tom Tomorrow
From: one of seven BartCop stalkers
Subject: Ashcroft synopsizes the whole enchilada...
Attorney general John Ashcroft said: "We simply
are not going to tolerate terrorists coming to this country to kill
thousands of innocent Americans. ... We're going to use every tool in the American judicial system and justice system
to protect innocent lives in the United States of America, and this president needs to have those tools."
Now, who can disagree with that ?
What responsible citizen can disagree with it ??
Since you're being 1/4 sane, I'll answer that.
People who appreciate America's Constitution would disagree with that.
Let's look at it two ways:
1. "use every tool."
Do you realize we could rid the country on all illegal drugs in 30 days if we just allowed every cop
in America to "use every tool," which would include cavity searches on even the slightest whims?
I'll bet an example you use when attacking
Doves is to say "If I punch your face, would you fight back?"
I'll try the same tack on you.
Can I have the keys to your home, and whenever I feel like it I'll search your bedroom?
Got something to hide?
If you're innocent, why can't I have total access to your bedroom?
It's what we call "usuing every tool" in law enforcement.
Let me guess: "That's different," and you suddenly like the Constitution a little better, don't you?
2. Look where they're going:
Fuck the Constitution. They say this is "too important" to let the Constitution get in the way.
What happens when John Ashcroft decides that liberals need to be rounded up, without warrants,
without lawyers, without a right to face their accuser, without a right to present evidence at their trial
"to protect innocent lives in the United States of America."
I know what you're thinking - Bush and Ashcroft
would never do that.
But we all know what happens when men have absolute power.
What do religiously-insane men do with absolute
Reminder: I'm not posting this conspiracy stuff just for fun.
There are a lot of serious questions that nobody is asking,
and some questions are being answered with stupid and clumsy lies.
Click Here and then tell me this is all bullshit. You'll have to copy & paste the links.
Tons of good stuff over at today.
I don't know how Marty comes up with all that stuff.
Don't forget Michele's Thanksgiving Special at
As Ed McMahon used to say, everything you ever wanted to know about having a great
Thanksgiving meal is on her page - check it out.
...so the reporter from the Times looks at me and says,
"...thanks for having the decency to be honest!"
From: Can't be with adults BartCop stalker
Subject: Yasmine Bleeth : a 1%er...
Yasmine has access to "liquid cocaine", a pharmaceutical
grade, used by opthalmologists
& eye surgeons...the kind preferred by the richest 1% of the country.
Barfy's defending the "richest 1%"
'cause she's got a nice rack...
Is that what I did?
Wait - first, she does have a nice rack.
If that's the subject, I can win this debate.
I said she'd be the cutest pack of cigarettes on Cellblock D.
But I admit, that's very similar to defending her in a legal setting.
Britney Accused of Faking It
Britney Spears is under attack from critics
claiming she faked the vocals on her live HBO special from Las Vegas.
According to all sighted people, she's either the greatest ventriloquist in the world or she cheated like a Bush when
she was supposed to be singing during her money Niagra at Las Vegas's fabulous MGM GRAND hotel.
A LAS VEGAS REVIEW JOURNAL critic said,
"I counted three times when her lips didn't seem to match the music.
I do think she was singing into her microphone, I just don't think her microphone was patched through to the speakers
so much. It seemed to me that we were still hearing a prerecorded voice a lot."
Suspicions were fuelled by how little her
energetic dancing seemed to affect her singing.
The critic also points out, "We also never heard her inhale in between lyrics.
But when she paused to talk to the crowd, we could suddenly hear her panting like a dog.
CDRs are going for $60 on e-Bay.
We dropped in during commercials, and I could tell in a half-second
that she wasn't singing.
She was all hopping around like she was from Kansas City, and she never took an extra breath.
I mean, who didn't know?
All these fake groups are fake.
Doesn't everybody know that?
I never thought to mention it because I thought everybody knew.
(They know wrestling is fake, right?)
au contrere, or however that's spelled, we saw the Jennifer
Lopez concert during
commercials and she was singing every note that I witnessed - which wasn't a lot.
I'm not Jennifer Lopez's biggest fan, but she's certainly not talentless.
On the other hand, Britney wears (or not) clothes and the boys pay to watch.
Did Britney ever wear that little Elvis outfit? That's why I taped the damn thing.
I just need to be sure I'm not the only one who knows about these
Put another (and hopefully better) way, ...why is this story in the news?
"Unka Dick, you said I was the president.
If I'm the president, why am I always reading The Caterpiller Story to children
while you're doing grown-up stuff back at the White House?"
Lots of great toons on RB Ham's site...
Don't let the bastards win.
The way things are going, it may be all we have left.
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