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Subject: TIME'S Person of the Year selection?
Given all the craziness that has taken place
during this past 12 months,
I would like to read your thoughts about who you think TIME magazine
should select as its Person of the Year.
Randy, great question.
No doubt, the only possible man for the title is bin Laden.
In my opinion, September 11th was the biggest news day in history.
Bigger than Pearl Harbor or JFK's death, bigger than D-Day, bigger than V-E or V-J day.
Since the criteria set forth by TIME is "the person who, for good
or bad, most affected the news,"
it's hard to give it to anybody other than the architect of the world's biggest news event.
TIME stupidly calls this designation, "Person of the Year," as tho it's an honor.
The question is - will TIME follow the rules and make the right
I say the answer is "No."
TIME isn't in the news magazine business.
It's in the business of selling advertising space.
If they do what they're supposed to do and name bin Laden,
they will get the most cancellations in their history - so they won't.
They will eat their ethics and pick someone else.
That's what whores do - they protect their money niagra first,
and do what's right second, or third, or fifteenth, whatever they can get away with.
If TIME makes bin Laden their Person
of the Year, I will eat my words.
I will say "TIME is a publication with intergrity, who put profit second to honor,"
but that promise is as empty as the cavity where President Stupid's brain should be.
Pigboy will fly before the American whore press lets a single nickle get away from them.
TIME might pull a Smirk-like straddle and change the name of the "honor."
They could drop, "Person of the Year" for "Newsmaker" or some innocuous-sounding misnomer,
followed by a lengthy pack of horseshit about how "misunderstood" their choice has always been.
That way, they can name bin Laden and keep their precious customers and retain their
whore status with bartcop.com
PS. Mrs. BartCop says it'll be Guiliani, which isn't a
bad choice, he just doesn't fit the criteria.
No way Guiliani, for better or worse, affected the news more than bin Laden.
your eyes . . . Trust me
by John Machado as seen on onlinejournal.com
The very thought that staunch, upstanding, flag-waving Americans could
use other Americans in a diabolical and life-threatening plot to gain power
advantages, belittle their political opponents and, perhaps, even make a
buck is, well, it's downright . . . thinkable.
But, that's all it is. Thinkable. "Guessable."
The very papers that would expose
. . . or debunk . . . any such notion are sealed. And, that deed was done by the
gentleman whose service record is a file in hiding. That's the file everyone is
quite certain shows that he was . . . and is . . . AWOL from service in the
Texas Air National Guard.
you been to the BartCop Store lately?
There's lots of worthless, over-priced stuff over there.
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This is funny as hell
If you read three sentences, I guarantee you'll read the whole
I'm going to check them out every week.
Let's fight back!
Need a Handjob?
"I say let's not simply investigate the connections between Enron and the
Bush Administration, let's investigate the shit out of Bush, Enron et al.
Let's find the liberal equivalent of Kenneth Star and give him unlimited
funds and endless subpoena power. Paul Begala comes to mind."
TESTIMONY OF BARBARA HARTWELL
I no longer feel safe here ( at the moment anyway) because I have no back up at all, no money and
considering the circumstances of these bastards persecuting me and others who are just trying to get
the truth out or who try to help others who are being persecuted.
I plan to go to Colorado for a little while,
at least I would have some back up there, such as Weasel,
and I have one trustworthy family member (NOT CIA) and would be able to make contact with people
re my investigation. I dare not fly...they'd probably take the plane down just to get me...and I hate the
Denver airport.... I can't travel without a bodyguard..... maybe Weasel will be able to come get me,
if the goons don't do more damage to his vehicle. What a nightmare.....
Be sure to check today.
Michael Dare is always a great read, and we hear from Lo Phat
Plus, Sinatra news, Niles Crane news, Ali news, and what's this about
Michael Moore going easy on Weak & Stupid just to sell more books?
Please, Michael, haven't you done enough already?
And there's more...
The official BartCop Astrologer, Geneva, takes a look at
the charts of George Harrison.
...and Moose & Squirrel gives you what you what you what you need!
"We should be down on our knees thanking
God right now
that it's "natural" for men to fight, shoot and kill."
-- Ann Coulter, who's down on her knees a lot.
You know, Ann, it's also natural for a man to enjoy oral sex.
I've even heard of plastic clowns who enjoy it.
But since January of 1988, you've said it was the worst thing a man could ever do.
If only Clinton had been a killer...
Is Freedom of the Press a thing of the past?
The missiles and bombs raining down upon Afghanistan have claimed another victim, this one within the borders
of the USA. His name is Huey Freeman and he is the surly son of Aaron McGruder who conceives
and inks the ever-popular Boondocks comic strip.
The strip's hard hitting social critique of race
and racial discrimination in the U.S. has earned it a faithful following
particularly among African Americans - in the many newspapers throughout the country that carry it daily. That is
to say, the strip appeared daily until it was pulled from many papers this week, allegedly for "patriotic" reasons.
This is the toon that started the censorship:
...and so it starts.
First, they use economic pressure to squeeze out dissidents.
Soon, they could make it illegal to ridicule the unelected President Weak & Stupid.
With Ashcroft in charge, who can say that's not going to happen?
We lost the right to vote, we could lose the right to assemble, we could
lose the right to speech.
Someday you'll turn on your computer and there will be no more bartcop.com
It's all part of the Bush Family Evil Empire's plan.
Reminder: They didn't steal that election so they could do what was best for America.
Here to see a really good page by a guy who feels
the same way about the whores of the press that we do.
Subject: Conspiracy Theory
I'm starting to wonder, and maybe RB Ham or Al
Martin might be sources,
this whole John Walker, American Taliban, is starting to sound too pat.
There's a Salon.com article today, and their references
to Newsweek and the McLaughlin report
detailing the link being made between John Walker and the US California hot tub, liberal culture.
And then you've got that piece of New Tradtionalist
shit (a scary piece of shit, but still shit)
written by Paul Weyrich that details agitprop against liberals.
Maybe I just need a stiff drink and a nap and when I wake up the whole world will be back to normal.
As long as the Bush Family Evil Empire controls the military, the CIA , the treasury,
the press and the Supreme Court, there is nothing, ...repeat NOTHING they cannot do.
We in trouble, and it's the gelding Democrats who are letting it happen..
"The Lord is getting ready to shake this
We have not yet seen his judgment in America.
This thing that happened in New York was child's play
compared to what's going to happen."
-- Pat Robertson, (R-Insane) in October on his whore network
Gee, Pat, if I send you a whole lot of money,
can you use your divine influence with God to save us all?
A crack whore has more dignity than you, Robertson.
If there was a God, he'd stick your greedy ass in hell.
Why doesn't Bush ask Congress for a declaration of war?...against who, what nation?
Can one declare war on a person? The reason
is the worm wants to KEEP options open
so he can shift priorities, like a con-man carny shifting a ball under a cup, to suit his power
grabbing needs: so they can stay in power, not only seven more years, but beyond.
They changed the rules once, because of Roosevelt, they will certainly change them again,
so Boy-King can pack the court and have the dictatorship he lusts for. He's already part
way there and the whipped puppy liberals simply roll over begging for more.
The reason that was brought up is this:
Elenore Cliff said on McLaughlin that legally, nobody can be charged
with treason unless a war is formally declared by congress.
Now, "legally" has never stopped this gang of thugs in Washington.
They're going to do what they're going to do and the Supreme Court will rule it legal.
If you don't read bartcop.com every day - the Evil Doers win.
Flying High And Lowered Expectations
by Arianna Huffington
The 30-second spot, part of a $20 million media blitz, features excerpts from a rousing speech
the president gave in the aftermath of the Sept. 11 attacks, intercut with shots of travel industry
employees speaking the impassioned words along with him.
"Greatness is found," the president, a waiter
and a rental car agent inform us, "when American
character and American courage can overcome American challenges." Challenges like enduring
the endless lines at Disney World's Space Mountain ride, I suppose.
Letter From the Front
A Recon Marine in Afghanistan Speaks
The one truth the Taliban cannot escape is that, believe it or not, they are human beings, which means they have to
eat food and drink water. That requires couriers and that's where an old bounty hunter like me comes in handy.
I track the couriers, locate the tunnel entrances and storage facilities, type the info into the handheld, shoot the
coordinates up to the satellite link that tells the air commanders where to drop the hardware, we bash some heads
for a while, then I track and record the new movement. It's all about intelligence.
If you've been reading bartcop.com very long,
you know that I think
The Godfather movies are among the best damn movies ever made.
You gals out there - if your husband/boyfriend is a Godfather
fan, he'd love getting this for Christmas.
On the other hand, if you & he didn't think The Godfather I and II were all that good, you probably
wouldn't want to spend the money. Maybe a Jim Carrey moviewould be a better choice.
Subject: Imus Admits Whoredom
Imus was talking about Geraldo Rivera this morning.
He made a little comment that I thought was very telling. He said,
"Doesn't Geraldo know that every time you talk about how wonderful Clinton is, your ratings suffer?"
Imus speaks in hyperbole, so when he utters the
phrase, "talks about how wonderful Clinton is,"
he really just means "treat Clinton fairly" or "point out the facts in Clinton's favor as well as those that aren't."
Imus' admission was a little thing; a slip of
the tongue, but to me it was the same as if he had said,
"Market research indicates that commentators experience a ratings increase commensurate with
their attacks on Clinton, and that's why we attack him."
He could save even more words by simply declaring,
"I, Don Imus, am a whore."
Imus has hated Clinton for nine years.
No wonder the Washington ignoratti loves his no-talent ass so much.
Horseshit from Newsmax
This is one of those stories that's guaranteed to be pure horseshit.
This sounds exactly like stripping AF One and trashing the White House.
Hillary told the military mothers to go to hell?
Arnold is getting $30 million to do Terminator III?
I smell a rat.
Arnie hasn't been in a movie that made money for a decade, and he gets $30 million.
Julia Roberts is always guaranteed money in the bank and she's "stuck" at $20 million.
Arnie getting 50 percent more than an actual money-making star in Hollywood gets?
Sure, this is America, and they can throw away money any way they want,
but I can hear
the screams now as this $175 million nightmare drags down two studios.
...and that's just the projected budget - wait until the film comes in at $220 million.
If T-3 stinks like the last 5 Arnold movies, who will they blame?
Bill or Hillary?
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ha ha, I'm getting away with it..
Unka Dick was right - they all fell in line,
...especially the press.
wonder why Smirk & Cheney didn't follow the advice offered
by the GOPers who signed this letter to then-President Clinton?
We urge you to act decisively [against Saddam]. If you act now to end the threat of weapons of mass destruction
against the U.S. or its allies, you will be acting in the most fundamental national security interests of the country.
If we accept a course of weakness and drift, we put our interests and our future at risk.
Richard L. Armitage
William J. Bennett
Smirk & Dick & Rumsfeld had nine months to take action
but they were too busy fabricating stories about trashing the White House
and stripping Air Force One and getting tax breaks for the super-rich.
From: Joe B in Cleveland
Subject: Another day of bullshit
The radio stations in Toledo and probably everywhere else are owned by Clear Channel and Cumulus.
One is Fox Whore the other is out of Texas.
Fuck, the only thing they don`t own is you and a handful of others.
I dream of election`s in 2002 that maybe things
Well, I can hope Bart.
I`m planning on swinging with you till the bitter
Fuck it, I`m not giving up.
Joe, let's hope the end isn't so bitter.
It's possible the Democrats may one day get the balls to stand up to the Bush monsters.
It's possible we might get to vote in federal elections again.
It's possible we might one day get back the Bill of Rights.
Till then - I recommend fine tequila and Glocks.
Happy Birthday to...
Donna Mills is 59 Teri Garr is 52
lost, these freedoms will be impossible to restore
The terror threat is being used to attack civil rights in Britian and in the US
In some respects, admittedly, Ashcroft goes further than Blunkett.
He refused to let the FBI check its records to see whether any of his 1,200 arrestees
had bought guns before September 11. That would have meant defying the gun lobby,
for which the private sanctity of this database is a cardinal adjunct to the right to bear arms.
There are some rights that even the terrorist threat cannot be allowed to override.
I'm watching everything you do...
If you're in the wrong religion, we might consider you a threat.
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