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John Ashcroft is hunting you down.
Bush advisers cashed in on Saudi gravy train
Many of the same American corporate executives who have reaped millions of dollars
from arms and oil deals with the Saudi monarchy have served or currently serve at the
highest levels of U.S. government, public records show.
Nowhere is the revolving U.S.-Saudi money wheel
more evident than within President Bush's
own coterie of foreign policy advisers, starting with the president's father, George H.W. Bush.
Bush & Rove & Scalia didn't steal the White House to make America
a better place.
They stole the White House to make themselves not mere millions, but billions.
...and we were sooooo concerned that Clinton might have a girlfriend?
We spent years and years and millions and millions chasing Clinton's
and now the biggest theft in history doesn't even rate a mention on the nightly news.
I Am a Patriot
by: Frederick H. Winterberg III
If being a patriot means hanging an American flag from the antenna of one's car
or from the flagpole in front of one's house, then I don't qualify.
If being a patriot means standing behind the president,
*no matter what he and
his administration do*, then I guess I'm out on that count too.
If being a patriot is not voicing your opinion
because it goes against what the
government is saying, I lose again.
If being a patriot means giving up my civil liberties, then I guess I'm out of luck.
Subject: Hi Bartcop
I've be reading your page for quite a while but
this is my first email to you.
I'm glad you were able to get to it (a reasonable assumption at this point, eh?).
I don't know if the OBL video is real or not.
It certainly seems legit but then again if it were a hoax
it wouldn't be a very good one if it didn't seem legit. For now I assume it is legit. However just because
he said that he said "Be patient" doesn't mean a damn thing. If he didn't do it it is entirely possible that he
took credit for it in a private setting. So I don't believe that the "Be patient" comment is all that conclusive.
Just my thoughts.
Keep on rockin'
John, I considered that - that bin Laden might just be bragging to the
idiots who follow him,
but taking "credit" for downing the WTC is about as healthy as taking credit for running over
John Gotti's grandchild with your car.
Thanks for writing
by Eric Alterman
Since the September 11 attacks, some 500 suspects have been detained. The FBI thought it
a good idea to check whether any of them had bought weapons. But the justice department,
under attorney general John Ashcroft, is refusing to deliver the relevant records.
In other words, discovering whether or not the detainees have purchased guns is somehow
considered a greater violation of their civil liberties than locking them up in jail without charge.
I haven't heard anyone try to defend this, have you?
Of course, it's indefensible, I'd just like to hear the attempt.
"Oliver North says he is very upset that
John Walker could come back to this country
and cash in on his celebrity status. He hates to see someone who did something wrong
get rewarded by writing a book or getting a TV show out of it"
From: Helen Thomas
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Part I by Christian Livemore
by Hunter S. Thompson
I was sitting here in this elegant beachfront Suite in the Kahala Oriental Mandarin hotel,
thinking of nothing at all except the vastness of the Pacific Ocean and the incredible
language skills of George Bush, when my brain locked up and I veered off on some
meatball rap about the upcoming Miami/Nebraska game. Who knows why?
It means nothing at all, absolutely nothing -- except to both teams, who will pocket
$15,000,000 each showing up in Pasadena on Jan 1. Suck on that nut, bubba. Ho ho.
Subject: Cabo Wabo vs Chinaco Anejo
Bartcop...After hitting 3 of the state liquor
stores here in
Seattle,Washington, that had carried Chinaco in the past, I came up zilch.....
Seeing a few bottles of Cabo Wabo
on the shelf I decided to give it a go.
CW is a tasty Tequila, however I feel it is far from being the sipping Tequila Chinaco Anejo is.
Though both are marketed as made from 100% Blue Agave', the definitive answer is found in the kitchen.
Chinaco Anejo has a superior body, fragrance and unmatched smoothness.
I would heartily suggest Cabo Wabo as an excellent mixing or snapping Tequila.
Clean, crisp and smoother than Cuervo Gold, but given the $50+/- $5 price tag for either CA or CW,
I would choose Chinaco Anejo hands down everytime..@ that price you want to sip.....NOT mix.....
Robert, I heartily concur.
I don't hate Cabo Wabo, but it'll be years before I try it again.
The Cabo Wabo is several dollars more than the Chinaco.
I mean, why buy hamburger if prime rib costs less?
GOD SAVE US FROM LIBERAL
A retort by Geneva Clark
Jenna Bush getting into films?
And Rosie O'Donnell has a new "touchstone," - President Weak & Stupid.
You learn all kinds of fun stuff at
'We've got a dictatorial president and a Justice
Department that does
not want Congress involved. ... Your guy's acting like he's king.''
'His dad was at a 90 percent approval rating and he lost, and
the same thing can happen to him,''Burton added, jabbing his finger
and glaring at Carl Thorsen, a deputy assistant attorney general who was
attempting to introduce a superior who was testifying.
First Bob Barr, and now Dan Burton telling King George he's a farce.
Greg Palast Interview
While doing research for Tequilafest
2001, I was
told that the reason Porfidio Cactus Bottle is no longer available in the US
has nothing to do with the agave shortage...
She told me Porfidio was caught putting sugar in the "100
percent pure agave" tequila
and are being sanctioned for violating the 100 percent rule.
videotape was result of a sting
The CIA may have set up the terrorist leader to incriminate himself
creates interagency force on security leaks
Fear of the truth getting out haunts Field Marshall Ashcroft
Hill Anthrax Matches Army's Stocks
5 Labs Can Trace Spores to Ft. Detrick
Would Bush authorize anthrax to be used against his political enemies?
Would the Army sent anthrax to just Democrats without permission?
Keeping an eye on those wild conspiracy theories...
A view from
by Chris Gibson
Was the bin Laden tape produced by the CIA?
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