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 Wednesday       Dec 11, 2002 


"He can apologize all he wants. It doesn't remove
  the sentiment that escaped his mouth that day."
    --Rep. Nancy Pelosi of California, on Trent Lott's racism

 Go, Nancy!
 Do we really have a fighter in there now?

 How Did Iraq Get Its Weapons? We Sold Them

  Click  Here

 The US and Britain sold Saddam Hussein the technology and materials Iraq needed to
 develop nuclear, chemical and biological weapons of mass destruction.

 Reports by the US Senate's committee on banking, housing and urban affairs -- which
 oversees American exports policy -- reveal that the US, under Reagan and Bush Sr,
 sold materials including anthrax, VX nerve gas, West Nile fever germs and botulism to
 Iraq right up until March 1992, as well as germs similar to tuberculosis and pneumonia.
 Other bacteria sold included brucella melitensis, which damages major organs,
 and clostridium perfringens, which causes gas gangrene.

 Is this why Bush can't show us his "hard evidence?"
 Because his Daddy's fingerprints are all over the proof?
 The B.F.E.E. gave birth to Saddam, Noriega and Osama, and they assisted Hitler,
 Islamic Jihad and the Taliban. Bush gave the Taliban $43M in 2001 and everybody knows it
 but only independent web sites can mention those things without losing their corprate sponsors.

 I'm sure the good puppy media will continue to cover this up.
 Going to war to cover the crimes of the B.F.E.E. is not a big story for them.

 After all, war and death isn't a serious issue- not like an intern's tongue...

 Gore Says Lott Made Racist Comment
  Looks like Gore has some fight in him - Go Al!

  Click Here

 Al Gore said that Trent Lott should be censured for his "racist statement"
 that the nation would have been better off if Strom Thurmond had won
 the presidency when he ran on a segregationist ticket in 1948.

 Al, I'll say this right now - if you fight like a man from now until November 2004
 you'll probably earn my vote, but you let us down once - don't to it again.

 Bush Not So Invincible After All
     by Gene Lyons

  Click  Here

 The White House threw everything it had at Louisiana Sen. Mary Landrieu and she still handily
 defeated a handpicked Bush opponent. Democrats also picked up a previously Republican
 congressional seat. The New Orleans Times-Picayune reports that last-minute tactical advice by
 Bill Clinton made the difference.

 As I argued in November, evidence for a nationwide turn to the GOP is largely imaginary,
 and Bush's vaunted popularity about half an inch deep.

  Guns N' Roses Tour Down, But Not Out

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 The promoters, Clear Channel, still would not acknowledge that the tour is finished
 even on the eve of Guns N' Roses' scheduled show Wednesday at Greenville, Carolina.
 A spokesperson said as she knew the show was still going on as planned.

 "When he has all his shit together, Axl is brilliant," former bandmate Slash tells Rolling Stone
  "It just takes him a while to get around to it."

 U.S. reminds Iraq of nuclear option
  Spoiled boy wants his oil - no matter what the cost

  Click  Here

 The United States will continue to make clear that it reserves the right to respond with
 overwhelming force -- including through resort to all our options -- to the use of WMD
 against the US, our forces abroad, and friends and allies," the U.S. strategy report said.

 "...through resort to all our options?"
 Did they let President Happy Crack write that himself?

 Dueling Quotes

"Tom Daschle spoke too quickly on Monday when he said he accepted Lott's explanation
 that he hadn't meant his words to be so interpreted. This is a Democratic Party issue.
 It is not enough to simply defend or to explain these kinds of statements and then at
 election time talk about why black Americans should turn out in large numbers."
     --Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Ca)

"It is that kind of a weakness in a guy like Tom Daschle, where he draws no litmus test line
  for very offensive racism that goes into racist policy. Democrats must have some sense of
  integrity on this question of racism and gender bias. And I would think there should be a
  bipartisan rejection of one whose history and pattern and policy is so overtly insidiously racist."
     --Reverend Jesse Jackson

 Wait, those quotes aren't dueling - they're both right!

 Is there any hope left for Tom Daschle?
 Can he lead the Senate Democrats and play for the other team at the same time?
 Can he lead the opposition party and cover for President Moron in this dirty oil war?

 Trent Lott should be censured and retired home to Massabama for his racism, and I think
 Daschle should step down as minority leader and take his pink damn tutu with him.

 Let's burn Daschle's tutu on the Capitol steps as our way of saying "Enough!"

 We need a fighter leading the Senate Democrats, not some appeaser de Smirk.

 Lott Is Unfit To Run the Senate
   by Smoking Joe Conason

  Click  Here

 Andrew Sullivan demanded on his Web log that the Republicans demote Mr. Lott or
 "come out formally as a party that regrets desegregation and civil rights for African-Americans."
 Former Bush speechwriter David Frum didn’t go that far in National Review Online, but he too
 expressed shock and anger at the Republican leader—as did Weekly Standard editors William
 Kristol and Fred Barnes, author David Horowitz and others on the right. (At the lower end of
 intellectual evolution, Sean Hannity tried to excuse Mr. Lott, as did Rush Limbaugh.)

 ha ha

 The vulgar Pigboy - always last in the class department.

 Bush OKs $92m to train Iraqis to take on Saddam

  Click  Here

 Bush has formally approved $92m to train a pan-Iraqi militia to help fight Saddam.
 The Pentagon has been scouring countries looking for bases. A Nato airbase in
 southern Hungary emerged yesterday as the favourite site.

 Hmmm..  they didn't mention if Halliburton would be given the contract outright or if they'd
 rig a bidding system to give it to them, but either way, it's another $25M for The B.F.E.E.
 and since these things always go triple over budget, that leaves $25M for Unka Dick and
 $25M to trickle down to the Bush loyalists - ain't a capitalist war grand?


"Lott should resign from his leadership post to make way for another member of
  the Republican Party whose moral compass is pointed toward improving race relations
  and not dredging up this nation's poor, polarizing performance of the past."
    --Kweisi Mfume, president of the NAACP

 Disco Dick Cheney
    by Maureen Dowd

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"The lasting mark of that White House was tamping down the post-Watergate zeal for truth,
 containing Congressional and media investigations into C.I.A. abuses such as assassinations
 of foreign leaders and F.B.I. overreaching on infiltrating civil rights groups.

 It was in that battle that the Ford alumni — Rummy, Cheney & Kissy — forged their worldview
 that the greatest threat to the country was the prying eyes of the public, the press and Congress.

 Trent Lott may want to turn the clock back to Jim Crow. Mr. Cheney just wants to go back to a time
 before Vietnam and Watergate, when there was more government secrecy and less moral relativism.

 All These Problems
   by Paul Krugman

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"...last week CNN's "Inside Politics" found time to cover Matt Drudge's unconfirmed
 (and untrue) allegations about the price of John Kerry's haircuts. "Just two days after
 moving closer to a presidential race, John Kerry already is in denial mode," intoned  the host.
 But when the program interviewed Mr. Lott the day after the Thurmond event,
 his apparent nostalgia for segregation never came up.

 Hey, I expect CNN to play the whore because there's more money in it if they
 praise the Smirk and diss the Democrats. What I can't stand is when Trent Lott
 gets caught making racist statements, Tom Daschle RUNS to the cameras screaming
 "He didn't mean it!! He didn't mean it!!"

 Pardon my French, but what the fuck is wrong with Tom Daschle?
 Why is it HIS place to rescue Lott the Racist?
 Did any Republican ever help any Democrat out of a jam?
 Is he trying to get Republicans to vote for him in 2004?
 Don't we want to win any more elections?

 They impeached our legally elected president for no goddamn reason,
 and their illigitimate and unelected fraud gets all our respect in return?

 But Bart, we must play nice.
 Trent is a good man, just like Dubya!

Great Christmas Gifts!


"Oh, yes, my friends! The late Klaus Nomi and our gay community update theme song:
  You Don't Know Me.

  By the way, every time the Klaus Nomi song is played, and we link to it at Barnes & Noble,
  the Klaus Nomi CD containing this song sells out. So we'll be linking to it again."
      -- the vulgar Pigboy, who enjoys taunting gays almost as much as kicking cadavers

 I continue to get these stories about the St Louis Post Dispatch printing a story by a guy who says he
 had a three-month gay affair with the Doctor of Disinformation Dropout. Other stories say Rush was
 arrested and then fired for soliciting men on whatever that gay street is in Columbia. But I'm not going
 to print anything about that until you send me a URL that works.

 Send in the URL, because we don't do the rumor thing here at  bartcop.com

 Janet Rehnquist Under Scrutiny
  Crooked is as crooked does - press covers it up for W

  Click  Here

 Few political appointees are as well connected as Janet Rehnquist. A former White House staff
 member for the first President Bush, she's the daughter of Chief Justice William Rehnquist — whose
 Supreme Court ensured there would be a second President Bush.

 Now, sources tell TIME, GAO investigators have discovered that documents potentially important to
 the inquiry have been shredded. The investigators are focusing on the possible destruction of notes,
 e-mails and memos written by top officials in Rehnquist's office. Rehnquist has denied that anything of
 significance was shredded, but the discovery prompted Rehnquist's general counsel to pen a
 Thanksgiving-week e-mail urging HHS staff to stop shredding.

 How slimy are the Republicans?

 The campaign of Suzanne Terrell, running against Mary Landrieu for the US senate
 hired a Bill Clinton voice impersonator to read this ugly text:

 "Mary Landrieu is so liberal, she might be closer to Hillary than I am."

 So, anyone to the left of Rush, Karl Rove and Adolph Hitler must be gay?
 This is the message Terrell, Bush and the Republican Party stand for?

       Gays aren't really human, ...not like you and me.
      My opponent's prob-ly gay - so vote the GOP.

 How Tony Soprano taught us about HUD

  Click  Here

 Tony and Ralph learn how to use bogus real-estate deals to con money out of HUD.
 In a Russian bath house, they enlist the aid of  a state assemblyman and his old friend, Maurice Tiffen,
 to create a federally funded windfall. All Maurice's minority organization has to do is take ownership
 and mortgages on dilapidated properties, and HUD assumes the lending risks involved.

What does Marty E! have today?
100 celeb sign a letter asking Smirk to knock it off
Pete Townsend deaf since Smothers Brothers in 60's.
 Whoopi on NBC next year.
 Mel Gibson is  'Mad Max 4' - ''Life under Bush"
 LA post office named for Nat King Cole.
Pam & Tom get paid for sex video
Al Gore on Conan O'Brien tonight w/ Bruce
...and more



"Ladies and gentlemen, there’s not enough troops in the army to force the
  southern people to break down segregation and admit the nigger race into
  our theaters, into our swimming polls, into our homes and into our churches."
   -- Strom the Centurian, speaking for conservatives everywhere

 What year did Thurmond speak that vile nastiness?




All of the above

your guess

George W. Bush is a liar, and it's not
just about a little friendly sex this time.
We're are going to war, possibly a nuclear war,
so the greedy oil boy can steal the Iraqi fields.

 Meine Nase!
 Meine Nase!

 They say Michael Jackson's nose is fake.
 Well, we all know that's not his nose, ...but it's worse than that.
 They say he worked on his nose so much, ...his nose quit!.

 Wait, I'm still not explaining it right.

 People who work with Jacko on his videos say sometimes his nose falls off.

Have you seen my nose?

 Swear to Koresh!
 I was vainly seaching the newest Rolling Stone for a mention in vain,
 when I saw this story on Page 20 that his nose fell off during a shoot.
 More than once, although once is more than enough...

 Said Tim Considine, video prosthetics expert, "With the proper makeup, it's possible
 to be wearing a prosthetic nose, and you wouldn't be able to tell. Nowadays, they make
 realistic snap-on noses that are held on by magnets implanted in the nose."

 However, famed Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Randall D. Haworth told RS magazine,
"If anyone could afford a good prosthetic, it's Jackson. A good prosthetic looks
  better than that. That's just a messed up nose."

 When they write the Book of Weird, they'll have to give Mikey the cover.


"Bush advisers have long been worried that a lagging economy could hamper
  the president's re-election chances. They hope that the cabinet shake up will
  provide a needed jolt. If that doesn't work, ...North Korea has to go."
          —Jon Stewart

My all-time favorite picture of Jimmy Page.
Backstage at Madison Square Garden, preparing
to go onstage, enjoying a little Jack Daniels.

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 The Rio

 Going in, I had high confidence in coming away a winner.
 I felt they had nowhere to go, ...so ...first thing, I poured a shot of the Wildflowers
 Chinaco Anejo from last year in case negotiations dragged on and I got cottonmouth.

 But bottom line, they made me VERY happy.
 And I wish I could brag that my negotiating skills made it happen, but the truth is,
 they made me a generous offer before I had a chance to fire any of my big guns.

 Here's how she put it:
 It was their job to be sure I understood exactly how I was being billed.
 Since I did not understand how they were billing me, that means they didn't do their job properly.
 They said it was very important that they kept our business, so they
 offered a nice lil' package with a comp weekend thrown in to boot.

 Woo Hoo!

 The Rio is a class act.

 I'm reminded of that lady from Albany who wrote to say "Vegas is a rip-off town,"
 but The Rio proved that wasn't true. Their representative was very effective in conveying
 the message that they wanted to make things right because they wanted to be fair.

 How about that?

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  Right now, President Tax-cut-for-the-rich is down 2 million jobs.
  If we create one job, our record will be better than his.


"These are the kinds of words that tear this nation apart.
  We are going to do something about it."
    --Rep.Elijah Cummings (D-Md.), speaking of  Trent Lott (R-KKK)'s racist comments

  Funny, but if there's an elected Democrat willing to stand up, odds are:
she's female
she's in the House, not the senate
she's black

 Why can't we get more white Democrats to condemn Lott's racism?
 Why can't we get more male Democrats to condemn Lott's racism?
 Why can't we get any senators to condemn Lott's racism?

 And why the hell is Daschle making EXCUSES for Lott's racism?

  But, Bart, I think it's impor...

 Shut up!
 I don't want to hear your make nice talk about bending over for the enemy.
 Should we get you a braclet that says "Democrat" so you can wear it and check it
 to see what side you're on when you're about to defend the racist bastards?

 Do your damn job and stop carrying the Republican's water!


"The country's economy was in the ditch, and you made the hard decisions and turned
   things around. But the Republicans in Washington could never give you any credit.
  Oh no. They said it was not Bill Clinton who brought prosperity, it was the House
  Republicans and Alan Greenspan.

  Guess what?

  We still have the House Republicans. We still have Alan Greenspan.
  And where's the economy?    Back in the ditch!"
     --Rep.- elect Michael Michaud, D-Maine, to Bill Clinton  in October in Augusta

 Visit the all-new 

 Kill Christians, Shop Wal-Mart
  as seen on The Daily Brew

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 At about the same time China gained admission to the WTO, Wal-Mart moved
 its worldwide purchasing headquarters to China. Today, Wal-Mart is the largest
 importer of Chinese-made products in the world, buying $10 billion worth of
 merchandise from several thousand Chinese factories. There is no question that
 if prices are lower at Wal-Mart, it is because of these factories.

 So when you see Wal-Mart's smiling, whistling happy face lowering prices every day,
 remember those Chinese kids in sweatshops are bringing home 6 cents a day.


"Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neal has resigned. He didn't want to resign,
   but there wasn't any money left in the treasury so he's got nothing to do."
        -- Jay Leno

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