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 Wednesday   Sept 3, 2003 


"One problem I have with Arnold is that he looks like a condom stuffed with walnuts.
  I realize that is superficial, shallow and unbecoming to a semi-serious-minded liberal
  like myself, but there it is. The other is that he doesn't know what he's talking about
  when it comes to public policy."
      --Molly Ivins,  Use your noggin

 EPA lifts ban on selling PCB sites 

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 The Bush administration has ended a 25-year-old ban on the sale of land polluted with PCBs.
 The ban was intended to prevent hundreds of polluted sites from being redeveloped in ways
 that spread the toxin or raise public health risks.

 The decision, already in effect, has not been made public.
 It is being treated as a "new interpretation" of existing law, according to the memo,
 which was obtained by USA TODAY. As such, no public comment was required.

 You see?
 Knowing he couldn't get this thru congress, (the GOP would stop him, not the Democrats)
 the son of a bitch just says, "Screw the law, we're going to interpret things this way from now on."

 I'll bet the EPA was against this "new interpretation," but is afraid to speak out because they need jobs.
 The B.F.E.E. does this all the time. They re-write the logging rules over the objections of the forest service
 and they relaxed pollution standards in California just days ago.  In every scientific decision, the polluters
 and money-grubbers are setting policy. The country loses while the B.F.E.E. wins, again and again.

 The environment, civil rights, the economy and that senseless, bloody war.

 Where are the Democrats?


 Arnold: ...once in Gold's _ the gym in Venice, California,...there was a black girl
 who came out naked. Everybody jumped on her and took her upstairs where we all got together.

 Oui: A gang bang?

 Arnold:  Yes, but not everybody, just the guys who can fuck in front of other guys.
 Not everybody can do that. Some think they don't have a big-enough cock, so they can't get a hard-on.
     --Arnold the gang rapist?   August 1977 issue of Oui

 What else would you call a gang of muscleheads who "jumped on" a girl and had sex with her?
 How proud Arnold is/was that he can rape a girl while others watch.

 Does California need a governor like that?
 How does Maria feel about her husband's past crimes?

 Time to get real in Iraq 
   by Ted Rall - and no attacks on Clinton this time

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 Under George W. Bush, truth and justice are no longer the American way.  The U.S. occupation
 of Iraq is misguided, evil and doomed to failure. The sooner we accept this difficult truth, the sooner
 we decide to stop being the bad guys, the sooner we'll withdraw our troops. The bloodshed may continue
 after we leave--and we'll be partly to blame for that. But until we pull out, the carnage is all ours.

 A country singer once said, "You've got to know when to hold'em, and know when to fold 'em."
 Iraq is a never-ending mess started by a can't-think, oil-greedy pinhead.
 By my count, we broke 300 dead yesterday - how many more are we willing to sacrifice?

 Hex on thee!
 Hex on thee!
 Hex on thee!

 Hey Monkey!

 Let's see how well you do with the BartCop Hex on your lying ass...

 Governor Gang Bang
  saw it on

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 Only if you are a Republican can you get away with being known as "Governor Gang Bang."
 After all, what if Gray Davis bragged that he had participated in a gang bang?

 What if full frontal nude photos of Hillary or Bill Clinton were posted on the Internet?
 What if accusations and rumors swirled about Cruz Bustamante being a recent groper and humiliator of women?
 We know the answer would be a right wing lynch mob, with unending 24/7 attacks and cries of moral unfitness for office.

 But we haven’t heard a peep of condemnation from the Republican White House Amen-choir-media-shills
 about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s past misdeeds (both distant AND recent), have we?

 Buzz is correct.
 Where the hell is Bill the Blowhard Bennett?

"Gang bangs are fine if you
  have an 'R' after your name."

 So where is Henry Hyde? Where is Jerry Falwell?
 Where's "I-beat-women-got-any?" John Fund?
 Where are all the morality police who went after Clinton for not banging one girl?

 I went to Laura the Unloved's site to read her condemnation of group sex.
 Nothing there - I guess gang rape is OK if you have that 'R."
 Le Bitch has another book to sell to her easily-led flock of sheep - "Where's God?"

 I think she's asking where God is because, remember, she just dumped her God.
 Laura trades in Gods like Gingrich trades in used wives.
 That's right - Laura found out there was more money in the New Testament,
 so she told the Jewish God to take a hike and now she's selling her new God?

 The GOP is made up of sick bastards, pretending they're moral to steal money from
 the stupid while they take bribes from BIG tobacco and BIG guns to screw your kids.
 Worst of all, they use your fear of dying to steal that money - that's a terrible thing.


"September 11th was the biggest security failure in American history and it was George W. Bush
  who neglected the issue and was the president that failed. The right is trying to blame Clinton and
  Democrats generally for the lapses of the Bush administration. Bush has spent his whole life ducking
  responsibility, having his father's friends cover up his escapades and advance his career and portfolio,
  and having a political machine blame others and make excuses for his incompetence while hailing him
  as a great leader. But it's Bush who bears the responsibility. The buck stops there."
    --Sidney Blumenthal,   Attribution

 Religio-nut busted for child porn

 Today's Inside Radio states:

 An American Family Association radio producer is accused of possessing child porn.
 Off air producer Kerry Dwayne Stevens faces federal charges after police raid his home,
 seizing his computer.  Steven's has been an employee at Donald Wildmon's Tupelo-based
 Christian radio network since 2000.

 (This AFA is the group that harasses Howard Stern's advertisers because Stern is "immoral.")

 Can you say hypocrite??

 The End of Karl Rove – And George Bush?
   by Al Martin

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 Ambassador Joseph Wilson revealed on August 29 in a symposium in Washington the person in
 the Bush administration, who had leaked it out to the Washington Post that Wilson’s wife is a CIA
 agent of 26 years. As a consequence of this leak, her entire team of overseas assets were liquidated.

 The leaker, it turns out, was none other than the notorious Karl H. Rove, Bush’s so-called White House advisor.
 Ambassador Wilson identified him as Karl Roverer, with the umlaut over the “o.”

 According to reliable sources, as well as our own Al Martin investigation, Karl Rove is, in fact,
 the grandson of Karl Heinz Roverer, the gauleiter of Mecklenburg, who was also a partner and senior engineer
 of Roverer Sud-Deutche Ingenieurbüro AG.   They built Birchenau, the concentration camp in Nazi Germany.

 So Karl Rove has been identified as the leaker responsible for the deaths of more than 70 CIA assets overseas.

 Rove had his own F.E.E. before teaming up with America's Oil Fuhrers?

 Karl Roverer illegally revealed the name of a US spy and got 70 people killed?
 Why, that's nothing compared to almost having sex with an intern, so the press won't print it.

 VCR Alert - Tonight - the World Poker Tour

 You should learn by watching the pros, especially if you expect to be in a Hold 'em tourney some day. (cough)
 It's mostly like regular poker, but the betting is from a whole other world.

 Senate gets Quayle bust 
  The second stupidest man in the history of politics

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 Dan Quayle will gain a measure of political immortality when his life-size bust takes
 its place next week outside the Senate chamber with his smarter predecessors.

 But the effort to produce the sculpture has not followed a smooth path.
 Two of the artists commissioned to produce the sculpture died while working on it..


 Everything works, the equipment is tested, we're ready to produce radio.
 I/we'll be recording today and Thursday, then shipping to Master Mack for improvement.
 I hope I'm funny.  Meanwhile, here's a slice of that last practice show.

  Partial transcript from Practice Show 10

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 Bush sees no Saudis in the 9-11 disaster, even though 15 of them were from Saudi Arabia.
 Everybody knows that the Saudis were behind this. Everybody knows that the Saudi royal family gave
 money to the hijackers or the people that gave money to the hijackers and if they’re just giving money
 to every guy that walks by - why haven’t they given me any?

 When it comes to giving money, you don’t just tap some guy on the  shoulder and say ‘Here’s 30 million,’
 No, you give it to someone specifically. And it ends up in the hijacker’s hands and when the 9-11 report
 comes out the Saudis are all clean. All they did was bankroll it. All they did was host the hijackers.
 But no, because Poppy Bush is a paid-for, on-the-books, agent for the Saudi government they are
 invulnerable as long as his little boy's got the reins of government in his hands.

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 Subject: Skull and Bones - Whoa!

 Bart -

 Just a quick note on your rant re: Kerry's "secret" and the (Skull & Bones org.)
 Come on! Maybe you should look up the word secret (I say kidding), but really--how trite...
 Who fucking gives a shit about a college day S&B secret society?
 Especially to position it as your  reason "not" to vote for the man.

 One of Kerry's selling points is that he's been fighting for Democrats for almost 20 years,
 and the best he can do with a question is, "That's a secret and I can't tell you?"

 Maybe he just had a bad morning, but I want my president to be smarter than that.
 And why can't somebody kinda explain Skull and Bones?
 If it's a silly-ass joke amongst themselves, why not just say that?
 But what if this Skull & Bones is some kind of weirdo outfit?
 What if he had to kiss a prick to get in?

"I'm nuts about pricks."

 In 1971 I was a freshman in college. A lower order fraternity tried to recruit me.
 They said I had to wear a tie to some dinner and pass the initiation. I was OK with the tie,
 so I asked about the initiation. He said his initiation was stripping, then sticking a pickle halfway
 up his butt and walking around like a baseball catcher for the others to look at and laugh at him.
 Yeah, count on me for that!  I told him to go fuck himself and have a nice rest of his life.

 So, I don't need to know what silly, sexual horseshit Kerry did to get into the Skull & Bones,
 but I was serious about the branding. If Kerry has a brand on his ass that he refuses to talk about
 he's not getting my vote and remember, HE opened this door, not me. The man's got two decades
 in politics, so he's had time to think of an answer.

 Regarding Kerry's not commenting on the Bush being stupid quote that Tim the whore threw at Kerry:
 I believe, like Kerry most likely believes, The answer is a given!   Plus, why should Kerry interject an
 issue that would most likely side-rails his "announcement" message he was about to give on Tuesday

 Kerry needs to be able to answer questions better than the Pinhead.
 Those questions should be treated as opportunities and hit over the left field wall.
 They don't let Democrats on TV much, so he should've seized this opportunity.

 It's a shame you focused on the whore's quote and his insignificant college org. question instead of absorbing
 how Kerry handled the whore and more importantly on how Kerry answered questions that "are meaningful."

 Recommend you go back and watch it again and listen to what's important. You can hear it here:


 Wineart, actually, I focused on the part I saw.  I tuned in towards the end.
 I trust he answered the early questions better than the later ones.

 But isn't anyone else concerned that Kerry and Bush are in some weird "society"
 that they're not allowed to talk about?  Who gets in there?  Are Catholics allowed in?
 I've never heard of women in S&B, either.  How about blacks and gays and Jews?
 Do they get invitations to join? Or is this white, rich, straight men only?

 If you know about Skull & Bones or have an opinion about our right to know what the hell
 it's about before we cast a vote. And I want to know if Kerry's got a brand on his ass.
 The purpose of a branding iron is to determine who owns you.  We know who owns
 the Unelected Thug, and if Kerry is owned by the same group, that would scare my vote away.

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 Paper Apologizes for Spears-Madonna Photo
  In Bush's Amerikkka, kissing is bad, war is good

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 The picture, not much bigger than a postage stamp, was near the top of Friday's front page.
 It showed Spears and Madonna in an open-mouth kiss they shared at the MTV Awards.
 A larger version of the picture was in the Living section.

 The sloppy kiss picture elicited a deluge of complaints to the newspaper. Managing editor
 Hank Klibanoff apologized, saying the picture should have been inside but not on the front page.

 Why would we want any of that in the newspaper
 when we have a perfectly acceptable war to cover?

 Subject: The Pledge

 Let me tell you what I tell the wingnuts about the Pledge of Allegiance...

 My older brother and my father (may they both rest in peace) grew up taking the
 Pledge of Allegiance with no "Under God" in it.   It never hurt them.

 Everybody who fought in World War II and Korea--Tom Brokaw's 'Greatest
 Generation'--pledged allegiance to the Flag with no "Under God" in it.

 Saying that removing "Under God" from the Pledge ruins it or makes it meaningless,
 says in effect that all those people's pledges to the flag are meaningless or crippled
 --which is an unspeakable insult to the generations who said it that way

 I'm for restoring the pledge to its original elegance and beauty.

 (the first President to use the Pledge with 'Under God' in it in school?   Bill Clinton. )

 Peter G.

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 Why we dropped the bomb on Japan
  Dave, our World War II expert checks in

  Click  Here

 Dave just got back from vacation.
 He answers comments by Phil, Ricky and Kuna.

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 Inventing a New Metaphor in Iraq
        by Gene Lyons

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"...the US may find itself in a radically different world over the next few years, a world in which the
 threat of Saddam Hussein seems like a pale shadow of new problems of America's own making."

 The official smugly debunked the Army's warnings. He was particularly dismissive of Army
 chief-of-staff Gen. Eric Shinseki, as "bullshit from a Clintonite enamored of using the army for
 peacekeeping and nation building and not winning wars." Shinseki was forced into retirement after
 angering Defense Secretary Donald Rumseld by telling a congressional committee that hundreds of
 thousands of American troops would be needed to to occupy Iraq for the forseeable future, perhaps
 as long as a decade.  Other naysayers, reports Col. David Hackworth in his syndicated column, are
 being purged by "Rummy's" civilian ideologues--most of whom have never heard a shot fired in anger.

 Hey, Arnold: Just Be a Winner!
   by Joe Conason

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 Even more troubling for supporters of Mr. Schwarzenegger was the large margin that Cruz Bustamante,
 the Democratic lieutenant governor, enjoyed over their tainted hero in the most recent survey published
 by the Los Angeles Times on Aug. 24.   How ironic it will be if, having sold out their philosophy and
 discarded their morality, the conservatives end up losing this election, too.


"I don't think any of us ever expected to find out ... that our government would knowingly deceive us
  about something as sacred as the air we breathe, outdoors and indoors. They knew and they didn't
  tell us the truth, and the White House told them not to tell us the truth. On Friday, through a report
  released by the inspector general of the EPA, we learned that the EPA chose to reassure the public
  about the safety of the air outside the perimeter of Ground Zero without the data and evidence to justify
  those assurances and despite contrary evidence -- as well as personal experience, for those of us who
  were down there breathing it, feeling it, seeing it -- that there were deadly contaminants in the debris."
    -- Hillary on the steps of City Hall,     Clinton calls for hearings on EPA's 9/11 report

 Wouldn't you love to see a Hillary/Pinhead debate?
 Of course, Russert, Will and Schieffer would all be amazed at Bush's "mastery" of the issues,
 but the country would know that the Bush boy never scored a point the whole evening.

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 to Letterman, while his publisher ordered a fifth printing of Franken's book that will bring the number of
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"And we impeached a president for lying about a blowjob? There is no limit to the malfeasance
  of these people in the service of politics. Lying about the air quality to get people to risk long-term
  damage to their lungs and hearts, merely to appear in command. Really, it’s so awful as to be hard to believe."
    --Eric Alterman, on Hillary Clinton's statement

 Doctor's Killer Expects 'Reward' 
  Just like Mohammed Atta - a reward for murder?

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 An unrepentant Paul Hill boasted Tuesday on the eve of his execution for
 the shotgun slaying of an abortion doctor: "I expect a great reward in heaven.'

 Barring an unlikely last-minute stay, the former minister will be put to death by lethal injection
 tonight for the 1994 murders in Pensacola of Dr. John Britton and his escort. Hill has not appealed.

 "The sooner I am executed ... the sooner I am going to heaven," he said.
 "I expect a great reward in heaven. I am looking forward to glory. I don't feel remorse."
"More people should act as I have acted," Hill added.

 Y'know, a lot of times I tell myself,
 "I should do a whole issue without bringing up religious insanity,"
 but sometimes that's not an option.
 This nutty bastard murdered a doctor to please God.
 Killers for Christ.

"A man's gotta follow his convictions..."

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 From: pist'on

 Subject: BartCop's funeral

 YOU are going to have a FUNERAL !!!???

 Actually, more of a "memorial service" than a funeral.

 Who's going to bury you?

 You want his name?
 I hope he hasn't been born yet.

 Do you have a church ?

 ha ha
 You must be new to
 No, I don't. Why would I need a church?
 I have enough bills without taking on others.

 Or is somebody going to toss you in a hole
 in the back yard like a dead pet parakeet ?

 I'm thinking about cremation.
 When I'm dead, there's no need to freeze my head or anything.
 I mean, it's not like I'm coming back.

 And who will come to this funeral ?

 Like any person, my family and friends, I suppose.
 Might do you some good, too.

 Nobody knows who you are !!

 ...and that's just the way I like it.
 I need to be famous like I need more bees in my house.

 BartCop's Funeral.
 Tell me when and where so I can go there and piss on your casket.

 You're going to pee on a cremation oven?
 Be sure it's not hot - I'd be awful if your 'lil Tom Delay got burned.

 One last thing, you use the nickname, "pist'on."
 Is that your favorite fetish?   Are you a water-sports guy?
 I'm a doctor, and it's my opinion that a urine fetish is unhealthy.
 See someone about that right away.

 Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
 It now stands at  286, 303 counting the injured who have since died.

 Soon, we'll be at 400.
 How long before we hit 600?  Or 1000?

 The Pentagon released new figures, reflecting the wounded who have since died.

 Total deaths since the frog-blaster said, "Bring 'em On":82+

  Perhaps 1,200 wounded - missing arms, legs and eyes.
 How much more are we willing to tolerate?

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