1180 - Blowdown
"I feel bad about each and every man
and woman who lost their lives in Iraq,
but you have to look at the good
we've accomplished, too. The young Iraqi
children that are now going to
school, for example."
-- Semi-Colon Powell, to Bob Schieffer (R-BFEE Payroll)
on Face the Nation
But Colin, if limitary recruiters said, "Joiun up and give your
life for the Iraqi schoolkids,"
do you think you'd have an army that would invade to steal that
wounded U.S. troops held in squalor-
FORT STEWART, Ga. - Hundreds of sick and
wounded U.S. soldiers including many who served in the
Iraq war are languishing in hot cement
barracks here while they wait -- sometimes for months -- to see doctors.
The National Guard and Army Reserve soldiers'
living conditions are so substandard, and the medical care
so poor, that many of them believe the
Army is trying push them out with reduced benefits for their ailments.
One document shown to UPI states that no
more doctor appointments are available from Oct. 14 through
Nov. 11 -- which is Veterans Day.
Just another outrage from Bush that the media will blame on Clinton.
These soldiers deserve the best medical treatment in America,
but Bush just doesn't care.
All he can think about is stealing oil, raising money and cutting
taxes for the super-rich.
owes Rush a debt of gratitude
The entire nation owes radio broadcaster
Rush a debt of gratitude, Libertarians say, because his
ordeal has exposed every drug warrior in
America as a rank hypocrite.
"One thing we don't hear from American politicians
very often is silence," said Joe Seehusen,
Libertarian Party executive director. "By
refusing to criticize Rush, every drug warrior has just
been exposed as a shameless, despicable
hypocrite. And that's good news, because the next
time they do speak up, there'll be no reason
for anyone to listen."
The revelation that Limbaugh had become
addicted to painkillers -- drugs he is accused of
procuring illegally from his housekeeper
-- has caused a media sensation ever since the
star's shocking, on-air confession last
Why are all the drug warriors suddenly so
miss the mark, hit 'fringe'
by Lewis Griswold - The Fresno Bee
reacts to story in bartcop.com
Here for the superior, Bee version
Here for the inferior, forever
Candidate Randall Sprague got 995 votes
in Tulare County, 34% of his statewide total.
His name was next to Tom McClintock's.
Jerome Kunzman got 694 votes here, 32% of
his statewide total.
His name was next to Cruz Bustamante's.
Ronald Palmieri got 546 votes here, 26%
of his statewide total. He's openly gay, and his platform was
"Vote no on the recall -- Don't vote for me."
His name was next to Arnold Schwarzenegger's.
The "Bartcop.com" Web site alleges that
Tulare County's computer voting system might have been hacked
to "skim Bustamante votes to 'fringe' candidates."
wows 'em in Manila
U.S. officials privately said demonstrators
on or near the motorcade route posed the biggest problem.
Scott McClellan (R-ForkedTongue) said crowds
had to be moved back to address safety concerns.
Bush's motorcade raced to the speech at
high speed without incident, passing thousands of well-wishers.
People, at times, stood within ten feet
of Bush's fast-moving armored limousine.
Most appeared friendly. But security forces
kept the about 4,000 university students and activists who had
marched to the Congress building, carrying
streamers saying "Ban Bush" and "Bush No. 1 terrorist," out of
view behind tall army trucks.
(Just like in America. Does Bush even know he's hated by the whole world?)
The president gave no sign he noticed them
or the demonstrators, mentioning only those
"who lined the streets today for their
warm and gracious welcome."
Did they distract Bush, perhaps with a small hand puppet or a
Or did Unka Dick order him blindfolded so he wouldn't
crap his pants?
I'll bet Condi held his hand and whispered to him, "It'll
be OK, George."
"The administration strongly opposes efforts
to convert any portion of this assistance
to a loan mechanism. Doing so would
slow efforts to stabilize the region and to relieve
pressure on our troops, raise questions
about our commitment to building a democratic
and self-governing Iraq, and impair
our ability to encourage other nations to provide
badly needed assistance without saddling
Iraq with additional unsustainable debt."
--White House statement, Senate
Defies Bush On Iraq Assistance
Translation: A bank robber doesn't ask for a loan.
Ancestor's Bank Seized by Gov't
President Bush's grandfather was a director
of a bank seized by the federal government because of its ties
to a German industrialist who helped bankroll
Adolf Hitler's rise to power, government documents show.
Translation: Prescott Bush handled some of Hirtler's financing.
Both Harrimans and Bush were partners in
the New York investment firm of Brown Brothers, Harriman
and Co., which handled the financial transactions
of the bank as well as other financial dealings with
several other companies linked to Bank
voor Handel that were confiscated by the U.S. government
during World War II.
Union Banking was seized by the government
in October 1942 under the Trading with the Enemy Act.
No charges were brought against Union Banking's
American directors. The federal government was
too busy trying to fight the war, said
Donald Goldstein, a professor of public and international affairs
at the University of Pittsburgh.
Translation: The B.F.E.E. founder paid bribes to
make their charges go away.
bartcop.com readers knew this years ago.
After all this time, the press decides to print some truth?
What's up with that?
"We will pay any price and bear any burden
to advance the cause of human liberty.
And after the shock and awe of major
combat, the price and burden of human hope
shifted from the battlefield to the
town hall and the town market. And that hope
cannot come in the form of a promissory
note. It's our fight and now it's our job."
-- Tom DeLay, saying
the B.F.E.E. can spend your money better than you can Attribution
know what we're doing in Iraq... I mean Iran,... No I mean Iraq..."
From: Tim Welsh
> "If that lying Nazi whore had kept his racism in check a few more
weeks and months......blah blah blah".........
> (He could have accomplish much more)
And if you'd keep your ATHIEIST opinions
to yourself, you could ALSO accomplish SO much more.
I can't even refer friends to your site
because I refuse to associate myself with that anti-God crap of yours.
Let others think what we will on matters
that don't concern you in what you are trying to do.
No one CARES what you think about GOD.
Our problem is BUSH.
You're peddling hershey bars dipped in
SHIT ! ! ! ! ! ! !
OMIT THE SHIT, DUMBASS
Tim, do you pray with that filthy mouth?
Do your Christian friends know you use that kind of language?
What harm would come to them if they read someone's opinion posted
on the internet?
Is their faith in God so fragile that reading bartcop.com
would weaken it?
Would reading bartcop .com cause them to doubt
9-11 was caused by religion. Same for the problems in the Middle
Waco was caused by religion.and that begat the OKC bombing.
Religion causes people to ignore, discriminate, asasault and
even murder gay people.
And you - for all I know, you might be an OK guy, but your religion
has caused you
to introduce yourself like some kind of foul-mouthed lout.
Is that what religion does to people?
Until maybe a year ago, I thought racism was America's biggest
but I now think religion is the biggest obstacle that need to
Religion is always the problem.
"It's just frustrating. It's not traditional
warfare, You've got no known enemy. No military target.
I think the people are ungrateful.
They still attack us. We bring freedom and they still try to kill us."
-- one of our boys in
hails Iraq's recovery
"It is a better and more important story
than losing a couple of soldiers every day."
Rep. George Nethercutt said yesterday that
Iraq's reconstruction is going better than is
portrayed by the news media, citing his
recent four-day trip to the country.
"The story of what we've done in the postwar period
is remarkable," Nethercutt, R-Wash. said.
"It is a better and more important story than
losing a couple of soldiers every day."
He added that he did not want any more soldiers
to be killed.
Well sure, but Nethercutt doesn't weant those deaths reported.
That might make Bush looks like an inept, blood-thirsty murderer.
This guy ran against Tom Foley as an "outsider" who'd only serve
a term or two.
He was elected in 1994, and he's going to stay,
"until the people's work is finished,"
which I guess will be until reporters decide to write about that
young person he's "dating."
The animal rescue site
Dennis Kucinich & Ed Asner on the supermarket worker's picket
line in LA
Extra scripts ordered for 'Joan of Arcadia,' 'Whoopi,' Hope &
Faith,' and more
Ruben Blades in Lima
Snoop Dogg, the new Huggy Bear
Eminem & the rapping judge
Guenther Grass & gypsies
Anne Murray hit a hole in one
Linkin Park behaved in Kuala Lumpur
Tim McCarver is broadcastings 'Mr. October'
'Meadow Soprano' is the new Heidi Fleiss
Some Thai black magic
And a bunch of links
Diebold Patch Election?
Diebold Election Systems has had a tumultuous
year, and it doesn't look like it's getting any better.
Last January the electronic voting machine
maker faced public embarrassment when voting activists
revealed the company's insecure FTP server
was making its software source code available for everyone to see.
Then researchers and auditors who examined
code for the company's touch-screen voting system
released two separate reports stating that
the software was full of serious security flaws.
Now a former worker in Diebold's Georgia
warehouse says the company installed patches on its
machines before the state's 2002 gubernatorial
election that were never certified by independent
testing authorities or cleared with Georgia
If the charges are true, Diebold could be
in violation of federal and state election-certification rules.
"If you want to read damning things about
Bill Clinton and you don't trust me, read George
(Judas Maximus) Stephanopoulos' memoir
about the constant lies and the shamelessness.
Stephanopoulos was an operative and
a hard-nosed guy, but he came out of that with a real
bad taste in his mouth. He actually
said in 1998 that Bill Clinton never should have been elected
president, because he wasn't up to it
in his person, in his character. That's kind of a stunning thing."
--Rich Lowry, still riding Clinton's
cock three years after he retired Attribution
my friends over,
Will you hire me?"
Subject: f* marc perkel
antisemite mother-effer* (rephrased
for the kids)
This was among the most polite of the e-mails I received about
What is it about the Israeli-Palestinian problem that makes people
lose all control?
Nothing makes a sane person's cheese fall off their
cracker faster than Israel.
Perkel can speak for himself without any help but me, but since
the hate was pointed my way,
I'd like to point out a few things - if you hate-mongers can
plug your piehole for just 30 seconds:
First, Marc asked a question.
If the nation of Israel can't survive the asking of questions,
let's find out sooner rather than later.
Second, his scorn was extra-clearly aimed at the current, right-wing
(Can you figure out what "extra-clearly" means? Apparently
If YOU asked a question about Bush trying to take over the world,
should I scream
"mother-effer anti-American" at
you? I can hear you - "But that's different!"
No, because when it comes to American problems, people don't lose
They only lose their sanity when Israel is involved.
I don't know how much clearer Perkel could've been. he wrote:
"...it's time the world woke up to the
fact that the right wing governments of Israel,
the United States, and England
are in fact a threat to the peace and prosperity of the planet."
It seems to me you have to be pro-war and pro-Bush to dislike
I realize nothing I can say will ever change your hatred, but
try to remember that
this fight will be going on for dozens of centuries after all
of us are dead.
NOTHING will ever stop this Palestinian/Jewish fight, so why can't
you learn to control yourself?
to me, like that Joan of Arkansas
the Queen Harpy on the air in your city?
From what I can tell - there is no more
Dr. Laura in Phoenix. This is a welcome relief.
Keep hammerin' Bart.
Laura was kicked off the air here in Houston
2-3 years ago. She has been replaced by
right wing nuts who fall all over themselves
telling us how great the President-select is.
I read your page at night to steel myself
against the onslaught of right-wing propaganda.
I'm in Chico California. I have to
listen to right wing radio all day at my job.
Laura was bumped her out of the afternoon
slot for Sean Hannity instead.
I don't miss her one bit.
Albany, NY, a mid-50s media market
(about 1M in population), recently lost the "Dr."
but, alas, picked up the other Laura (Ingraham)
on WROW, the leading talk radio station here.
Hey Bart. Love the new look.
Dr. Laura was yanked in Las Cruces, NM shortly after the mass exodus
of advertisers from her show. They replaced
her with G. Gordon Liddy (R-Shoot for the head) for awhile,
but he was soon replaced with Sean Hannity
(R-Satan's son). Anyway, keep up the good work.
Will (A reader from way back.)
Bart, Fayettville Ark. am 103 dropped
her, she is now carried on one station in northwest Ark.
and that's Siloam Spring's, home of John
(by god) Brown univ., and one of the only places where
the KKK meet's reguarly. Oh yow also half
of the town is located in Okla.,
She's not in Seattle
Laura the unloved is not on in Toledo
or Detroit, or she has been moved to a time slot I never listen.
Laura was kicked off the air here in Houston
2-3 years ago
I live near Chicago - she used to be on
right before the Pigboy - but she's been gone a long time.
At least, she's not on that station anymore,
nor any others I've happened on
Maybe I should've asked in what markets
show's still on the air...
Channel (BFEE) pressures stations to keep Limbaugh
Amid national chatter about Rush Limbaugh's
addiction to prescription drugs, (not true) WBAL
radio found itself at the center of an
industry storm this week after it pulled his show from its usual
time slot and then flip-flopped on that
decision. Some listeners applauded the move, and many balked.
WBAL's initial decision to pull the program
and use local hosts - the first such move among 600 radio
affiliates nationwide - raised alarms in
an industry worried about financial fallout, a decline in ratings and
the show's survival.
So, instead of relying on the "market forces" Rush champions,
they're using threats and scare tactics
to force stations around America to keep an unpopular drug addict's
Nazi hate show on the airwaves.
Oh, when will they Stop the Hypocrisy?
Your crazy love for that s.o.b. clinton
and facination with stupid TV shows
and little gurl singers hardly becomes
a man in a world with our problems.
Tom, it's how I blow off steam.
If not for life's pleasant distractions, I might end up with
nothing else to do
but send snippy e-mails to strangers on the internet.
by George Carlin
Too good for an excerpt - it's short.
I'd sure like to play that on BartCop radio (for those who can't
If you have it as an MP3, please send it to email@example.com
If you have it on CD or tape, I'd pay for a copy.
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I would like to be refunded immediately. Thanks.
Check it out.
He subscribed on the 17th, and sent his
complaint to PayPal the 18th.
Subject: Malaysia's History
In Malaysia, in India and Pakistan, all
through Asia, in fact, the British Empire encouraged ethnic hatred,
including teaching it in schools ala those
fundie schools in Saudi Arabia. That's a British legacy the
US has to deal with now. In Malaysia, the
Chinese were pitted against the native Malaysians. It became a
cliche that the Chinese had all the good
jobs, all the wealth, that "they" controlled everything. Sort of
like the way Central Europeans saw Jewish
land speculators, banking families and degree-holders, but
not the impoverished push-cart peddlars
and ghetto-dwellers. Also similar to the way the women's
movement could see mostly-male CEOs and
office-holders, but not mostly-male homeless people or
crippled PTSDed veterans or work-related
death and injury victims.
At any rate, I suspect you get to be PM
of Malaysia by not being too sympathetic to Chinese-Malaysians, and I
can imagine that attitude of "they control
everything" translates easily to anti-Semitism when you look at the world.
Marc should study up on this, I'd bet anything
the Malaysian PM is an ignoramus about the MidEast on a par with Bush.
In various times and places the Chinese
have had that "they run everything" reputation in many places,
as have the Ibos in Africa, and the Germans
in Africa and South America.
Marc can be reached at email@example.com
Speed Rush's Retirement
saw it on Buzzflash.com
Call his advertisers -- particularly Mission
Pharmacal, which makes the pain reliever Thera-gesic
(apparently not strong enough for Rush)
-- and ask them whether they want their products
associated with a pill-popping racist:
Mission Pharmacal (800) 531-3333
Please visit out sponsors
Subject: Joan of Arcadia
It is a great show.
I have been telling my friends about it
but none of my friends will listen.
I am agnostic, but I find the show, the
acting, the writing etc to be impecible.
Honestly, I really didn't think it was that
good. Too tidy. And kinda predictable.
You saw the brother and the boat thing
60 days for you, my friend - thanks!
Sacrifices We Make for Bush's War
Miller - Has Been
"I'll start making sacrifices when Saddam
is dancing around headless like a cross
between a Thankgiving turkey and Robespierre
on his last day as a French Revolutionary.
...and I plan to spend significantly
less time masturbating to internet pornography."
Saw it on http://genslab.com/
Perkel deserves to be thrown on the trashheap
of time just like his heroes Stalin and Hitler.
You must agree with him if you printed
This level of hatred is insane. This is why that war will
For all you know, Perkel is a left-leaning Jew who thinks Sharon
is a mad man
the way I'm a left-leaning American who's ultra-certain Bush
is a madman.
Using Jack's logic, Stalin and Hitler are my heroes, too.
Jack, this puts you and Bush on the same team - you happy with
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Smart gives interview to Perky
Elizabeth Smart says she's "still pretty
much the same person" after her kidnapping, and tells Katie Couric
in her first TV interview that the experience
has made her more compassionate toward the homeless.
Couric interviewed Smart at her family's
ranch near Salt Lake City for the October 24 broadcast.
With Ashcroft (R-Religious Insane) it's all about race.
Pat Robertson (white) can threaten to blow up the State Department
and that's OK,
but this guy has dark skin so he's rotting in jail without a
trial or a call to his lawyer?
Ashcroft swore to uphold the law, but his religion makes hik
break that oath.
He should be removed from office for abuse of power.
I just noticed something on this sticker sent in by TVBrain
Look at the price he's paying for gas!!! $2.05?
Last time I bought gas it was like $1.39, and it was $1.29 the
tank before that.
How is this possible?
What could explain this drastic differ,... what?
Oh, that's right.
Oklahoma voted for Bush and Cully-fornia voted for the winner
- Al Gore.
The Cully-fornia rape continues...
Thanks for tipping me to The Guy James Show.com...
I'm in Western PA and don't know when I
can tune in @1660 AM but the info on the site is A-1.
We can't wish Bush away so I'm glad for
the efforts of James, Bartcop and all others who help us
to understand the situation.
conservative's review of Al Franken's book
The other day on talk radio, I heard a
guy tell an incredulous Lars Larson that he wouldn't believe
Rush Limbaugh was a drug addict involved
in a drug ring even if Limbaugh himself admitted it.
If you're that guy, don't bother reading
Franken's book. You will really just drive yourself even more crazy.
The leaders we conservatives have trusted
have taken advantage of our trust to line the pockets of
the wealthy and powerful, and it's time
we rose up and drove out these greedy liars. They've hijacked
and distorted our belief system for their
own gain, and in doing so are destroying our credibility.
I'm still a decent, honest, hard-working,
patriotic, true-blue conservative. But Rush Limbaugh,
Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity
and the rest of you lying liars -- I'm through with you!
American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was
....this issue it's
They got two more
kills since last issue.
I want that oil - no matter how many lives it costs!
Soon, we'll be at 400.
How long before we hit 600? ...and then 1000?
Total deaths since President Giggles said, "Bring
Plus, at least
1871 we're about to break 2,000 wounded for
Bush's oil hunt.
and many of them are missing arms, legs and eyes.
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
Something on your mind?
You have two minutes to speak your piece.
I found some mail under a newspaper.
Sorry about that.
Stickers are going right out to Santa Monica, Williamsburg, Dover,
Tallahassee, Berkley (MI), La Porte, Toronto and our good
friends in New Zealand.
Plus, someone wrote a note that said:
Enclosed is a check for CD of radio shows
plus $8. May I get a sticker?
...but I don't know which envelope it goes in. It
might be from 118th Street.
If this is you, send me an e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org
and put your name in the title.
I'll get your CD right out to you.
"No. Why should it be? I knew him back when
he was still drinking."
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