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 Volume
1182 - Sheep-like senators
 
  Quotes
 "Victory means exit strategy, and it's important
for the president
to explain to us what the exit strategy
is,' Bush said."
 --Bush the smarter, Houston
Chronicle, 4/9/99,
   Unka
Dick, what does "exit strategery" mean?
 
 U.S.
Deficit Hits record $374.2B
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Here
   Excerpt:
The federal deficit soared to $374.2 billion
in 2003, a record total that more than doubled
 last year's red ink and looked like a prelude
to even gloomier numbers.
  Because the shortfall marked an improvement
from a $455 billion projection the White House 
made in July, Bush administration officials
cited it as evidence that their attempts to fortify the
 weak economy were working.
 "Today's budget numbers reinforce the indications
we have seen for some months now: that the 
economy is well on the path to recovery,"
Treasury Secretary John Snow lied.
  White House budget director Joshua Bolten
lied much the same but also conceded that worse 
fiscal numbers were on the horizon, estimating
the gap for the new year "will likely exceed $500
 billion even with the strengthening economy."
Bolten said spending restraint and policies aimed at
 bolstering the economy can wrench the budget
onto a course to halve deficits by 2009.
 
  I have an idea...    Since they're not hiring, 
why don't you stop borrowing billions to give
to the super rich?
 
 Bush
Starts Digging for Dirt
   The B.F.E.E. fights dirty, even for politics.
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   Excerpt:
Operatives of the Bush/Cheney campaign identifying themselves
only as 'supporters of the President'
 approached several local workmen to ask if they had done any
work at the Kerry/Heinz home. In one
 case the Bush operative said," I understand they party a lot
there." In this case the workman said he
 had never heard about anything wrong going on there [the house].
Asked what a lot of partying meant
 the Bush operative mentioned drugs. Bb.c is very familiar with
the area, and is currently checking with
 sources to find others who may have been approached.
 "I have long believed that if the Bush crowd could not get the president
reelected on his merits of which 
there are none, they would fall back on character assignation.
This isn't new. One of the Right's tactics
 if their candidates are in trouble is to get what they call '5-10%
dirt votes' to win. It's not just presidential
 races. If a GOP Senator or House member can't get enough votes
to win outright the 'dirt squad'
 provides the margin with often made up dirt on the opponent."
Said Bob Beckel.
 
 
   
 
 
  The
vulgar addict needs help catching his pills 
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Here
  Hear
the vulgar addict slur his words
  The Claremont Institute is proud to give
Rush Limbaugh its Statesmanship Award at the annual 
Churchill Dinner in Los Angeles on Friday,
November 21. Limbaugh will be the keynote speaker;
 fellow radio commentator Hugh Hewitt will
serve as master of ceremonies. The dinner will be at
 the Westin Bonaventure, 404 S. Figueroa
Street. Reception begins at 6:00, dinner at 7:00. Business attire.
  To make a reservation, please contact Nancy
Padilla at (909) 621-6825. 
  Will Rush be done with throwing up his guts by then?
 
 Report
Fuels Calls for New Diana Probe
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   Excerpt:
A letter reportedly written by Princess
Diana expressing fears that someone was plotting
 to eliminate her by tampering with the
brakes of her car brought the painful story of her
 death back to the front pages Monday and
prompted a call for a public inquiry.
 
  Sure, it's unlikely, but then again, Chuck is the heir to the
throne.  ...and like with the B.F.E.E.,
there's no way the Brit CIA could arrange a murder to further
their goals,  right?
 
 
  
 
 
  Subject: W quitting drinking 
  I read something about W flying a plane
with a friend.  They were both drunk. 
W almost crashed the plane during a landing. 
He threw up all over the plane.
  His actions were somewhat suicidal and even
homicidal (if the friend remained in the plane). 
This was supposed to be the turning point.
  I can't remember all the details; I read
this a long time ago. 
Does this ring any bells?
  Anne DV
  Anne, yes it does.
The only thing I remember is the story was told by the pther
guy in the plane.
  Anyone have a URL for this story?
It might even be in the back issues.
 
 
   When
Democracy Failed: The Warnings of History 
There are many differences between Hitler and the Unelected
Pinhead
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   Excerpt:
The 70th anniversary wasn't noticed in
the United States, and was barely reported in the corporate media.
 But the Germans remembered well that fateful
day seventy years ago - February 27, 1933. They
 commemorated the anniversary by joining
in demonstrations for peace that mobilized citizens all across the world.
  It started when the government, in the midst
of a worldwide economic crisis, received reports of an imminent 
terrorist attack. A foreign ideologue had
launched feeble attacks on a few famous buildings, but the media
 largely ignored his relatively small efforts.
The intelligence services knew, however, that the odds were he
 would eventually succeed.
  But the warnings of investigators were ignored
at the highest levels, in part because the government was 
distracted; the man who claimed to be the
nation's leader had not been elected by a majority vote and the
 majority of citizens claimed he had no
right to the powers he coveted. He was a simpleton, some said,
 a cartoon character of a man who saw things
in black-and-white terms and didn't have the intellect to
 understand the subtleties of running a
nation in a complex and internationalist world.
 
 
   Saw it on Marty's
E! Page
 
 
  A
year later, Senate is a different place without Wellstone 
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   Excerpt:
On Capitol Hill, the letters keep coming
for the late Sen. Paul Wellstone.
  Jeffrey Levensaler, Wellstone's former office
manager and deputy chief of staff, opens them at his condo 
after he leaves work. Unpaid bills. Correspondence
from the Department of Defense. Cards for the
 senator's sons, David and Mark. Letters
trying to influence votes, including a recent inquiry asking why
 Wellstone still wants to tax estates.
 "Some of it stuns me, that people in Minneapolis,
Minnesota, are still sending Paul letters," Levensaler said.
  Nearly one year after the Minnesota Democrat
died in a plane crash, Wellstone is hardly a forgotten man, 
but the U.S. Senate is a different place,
for different reasons.
 
 
  Subject: Pigboy advertisers
and threats 
  Bart: Imagine my surprise this morning,
when I got a phone call 
from some guy named Brad from the Rush
Limbaugh Show.
  This morning when I came to work  an
hour early  and was surfing to Bartcop
 as I am want to do. Via the link
provided on your site, I sent an email with the following text.
 "Do you really want a hypocritical drug addict
pushing your product. You can do better than that"
  Rather tame, I'd say. Anyway, I was in our
Tuesday editorial meeting, when I get a phone call 
from Brad Glicklick from the Rush Limbaugh
show.  He basically threatened me with "I'm going
 to tell your employer that you are using
the internet to send hateful email."
  Me: Go right ahead. I'll put you on hold
so you can talk to him right now.
Amazingly, when my boss went to answer
the call, Brad had hung up.
 We are small weekly, pro-union newspaper.
My boss hates Rush more than I do.
  ha ha
  The point: They are filtering out the email
being sent to sponsors. And threatening anyone
who doesn't follow the partyline and dares
to send one from work.
  Steve G
  I wish they'd call me...
 
 
  
 
 
  The
Emperor Has No Clothes
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   Excerpt:
We were told that we were threatened by
weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, but they have not been seen.
  We were told that the throngs of Iraqi's
would welcome our troops with flowers, but no throngs or flowers appeared. 
  We were led to believe that Saddam Hussein
was connected to the attack on the Twin Towers and the Pentagon, 
but no evidence has ever been produced.
  We were told in 16 words that Saddam Hussein
tried to buy "yellow cake" from Africa for production of 
nuclear weapons, but the story has turned
into empty air.
  We were frightened with visions of mushroom
clouds, but they turned out to be only vapors of the mind. 
  We were told that major combat was over
but 101 [as of October 17] Americans have died in combat since 
that proclamation from the deck of an aircraft
carrier by our very own Emperor in his new clothes.
  
  It's no coincidence that the two front runners, Dean and Clark,
didn't vote to start this senseless, bloody and never-ending
war.
  I call on all four of these men to drop out and endorse Dean or
Clark.
And if you four want to be president someday - STOP
kissing Bush's ass!
 
 Return!
  
 
 
   Bush's
Spending for Ex-Soldiers Not "Priority" Treatment
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   Excerpt:
Two years ago, President Bush said, "Veterans
are a priority for this administration... and that priority
 is reflected in my budget." But, a year
ago, when he had a chance to approve an emergency funding
 bill that included $275 million for medical
care of veterans, he said, "We'll spend none of it."
  Now the President's 2004 budget request
for the Veterans Administration will effectively cut spending 
for its already-stretched health care system.
Because of increased medical costs at an above-inflation
 rate of 4.7% and increased enrollment of
8%, the American Legion calculates that Bush's 2004 request
 "comes $1.9 billion short of maintaining
an inadequate status quo."3
 
 
  Subject: Limbaugh's sponsors
  Hey, Bart,
  I took advantage of the link you posted,
and sent Rush Limbaugh's sponsors this message:
  Folks,
  I don't understand why you wanted a hate-mongering,
mean-spirited, God-mocking winger pushing 
your products in the first place. 
Now that he's turned out to be a hypocritical drug addict as well,
 maybe it's time to stop supporting his
brand of "entertainment" with your marketing budgets.
  I never use any product advertised on the
Rush Limbaugh Show.  I go out of my way to take my 
business to their competitors.  My
resolve to make sure that none of my consumer spending in
 any way supports keeping LImbaugh on the
air has only become stronger as I have learned more
 about who and what he really is.
  Sincerely,
Stan S
 
 
  
 
 Remembering
Paul Wellstone
   Click to Order
 
 
  Quotes
   One day in 1994, Barbara Bush writes
in she turned on the TV and  "suddenly realized that, with the 
exception of Arafat, I knew every single
person personally that I had seen on the tube during that hour.
 That's the life that George Bush has
given me. Amazing life. Lucky, lucky me."
 --Michiko
Kakutani,   Attribution
 
 
  Yeah, Lucky Barbara Bush - she married into Hitler's death camp
money.
  
    The tramp has no conscience.
 
 
   
 
 
 
  Yahoo
Finance Quiz
  For 1927-1998, during which kind of U.S. 
administration 
did the stock market perform best?
 , To vote  Click 
Here
  If you read  bartcop.com  you already know the
answer.
 
 
  Oddity 
  Someone wrote to Sam (sam@bartcop.com)
and asked if Bart was comatose.
  Dude, who do you think is putting out the
page and radio shows?
  If this is one of those the-page-never-changes deals, empty your
cache OR,
you can always go to http://www.bartcop.com/back.htm
  Each day when the page goes up, it gets archived about five minutes
later in the "Back Issues."
 
 
  
 
 
 
  Bush's
Troubles Become a Liability 
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   Excerpt:
Dave Boyd, sipping a Busch Light in his
lawn chair as Rep. Jim Leach (R-Iowa) approached, was troubled.
 As a production operator at an auto interiors
shop in Iowa City, he worried about the Bush administration's
 bid to revamp the nation's overtime rules.
 "I think it would cut into our income quite a
bit," Boyd said of the plan, which would make some middle-income 
workers ineligible for overtime pay.
 "I voted against it," replied Leach, who was attending
the town's annual Columbus Day parade. "The theory 
of those who advocate it is that it gives
management more flexibility." But "lots of people would be affected
 by it" negatively.
  Until recently, few Republican lawmakers
would be so quick to distance themselves from President Bush. 
But the president's approval ratings have
fallen sharply since April, the nation's job growth remains sluggish
 and some Americans feel the nation is putting
too much money -- and not enough wise planning -- into Iraq.
 
 
 
  
 Marty's
Entertainment Page
Disinfotainment Today from Michael Dare
 The Wall Street Poet
 The 'Image of Bono'
 Diana Rigg won her libel suit
 Carmen Electra's Striptease DVD
 Alan Alda's appendectomy
 The Smokeout Festival
 Penthouse Magazine to auction
 Mother Teresa's reliquary
 Euro Disney takes a hit
 And, Les Ch'tippendales
 
   
 
   Zogby
(R-Forsale)
has Bush at 50 percent
   http://www.zogby.com
 ...  
 
   Click
to Enter
 
 
   Media helping Bush to hide returning coffins
Curtains
Ordered for Media Coverage of Returning Coffins
 Cowardly bastard hadn't been to one funeral of a soldier
he got killed
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   Excerpt:
Since the end of the Vietnam War, presidents
have worried that their military actions would lose support
 once the public glimpsed the remains of
U.S. soldiers arriving at air bases in flag-draped caskets.
  To this problem, the Bush administration
has found a simple solution: It has ended the public dissemination 
of such images by banning news coverage
and photography of dead soldiers' homecomings on all military bases.
  In March, on the eve of the Iraq war, a
directive arrived from the Pentagon at U.S. military bases. 
"There will be no arrival ceremonies for, or
media coverage of, deceased military personnel returning to
 or departing from Ramstein airbase or Dover
base, to include interim stops," the Defense Department said,
 referring to the major ports for the returning
remains.
 
 ..    What is the president good for?    Nothing
 ..  
 
  Quotes
 "Why haven't Bush or tough-on-crime John Ashcroft,
uttered a word criticizing Limbaugh's law-breaking?
Why aren't drug czar John P. Walters
or his predecessor, Barry McCaffrey, lambasting Limbaugh
 as a menace to society and a threat
to "our children?"
  Why aren't federal DEA agents storming
Limbaugh's $30 million Florida mansion in a frantic search 
for criminal evidence?  Why haven't
federal, state, and local police agencies seized the celebrity's
 homes and luxury cars under asset-forfeiture
laws?
  Finally, why aren't bloviating blabbermouths
like William Bennett publicly explaining how America 
would be better off if Limbaugh were
prosecuted, locked in a steel cage and forced to abandon his
 wife, his friends, and his career?
 "America's drug warriors are shameless hypocrites
who believe in one standard of justice for 
ordinary  Americans and another
for themselves, their families and their political allies. That alone
 should completely discredit them."
 --  Libertarian
Party Press Release  Attribution
 
  I can answer those questions - because Rush is white, and everyone
on that list knows that the GOP only
goes after people of color because they are a party of racist
thugs who want only blacks to go to jail.
  GOP = Racist bastards
 
 
  
 
 
 
   Joe
Conason's Journal 
Is Rush Limbaugh the newest member of the GOP Rat Pack?
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Here
   Excerpt: 
On the "new" right, sleazy does it 
No topic is better suited to the talents of Frank Rich than the tension
 between Republican preaching about strict
morality and Republican longing to be hip. In his Sunday essay
 the Times columnist deftly satirizes the
new GOP "rat pack" -- Rush Limbaugh, Arnold Schwarzenegger,
 Bill Bennett and sidekick Jay Leno -- while
noting that certain conservative Clinton critics seem to have
 developed a sudden taste for sleaze. Rich
acknowledges that the new pack may not live up to the old legend, but still:
 "If Arnold strikes some Rat Pack purists as a
faint echo of Peter Lawford's immigrant origins, dubious father 
and Kennedy connection, his movie career
and sexual exploits both literally and figuratively outstrip those of his
 predecessor. Nor can anyone doubt that
Mr. Leno, the official Schwarzenegger toastmaster, is a late-night wit
 on an uncanny par with his antecedent,
Joey Bishop. If only Rush had found a way to join the election night
 tableau, it would have been complete: As
we know from his brief but memorable run as a commentator on
 ESPN's Sunday N.F.L. Countdown, he can
be more out-of-it than Sammy Davis, the candy man himself."
 
 
  Senate
Expected to Ban Abortion Procedure Today
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   Excerpt:
The Senate was expected to pass the ban
on "partial birth abortion," today. With House passage
 of the bill three weeks ago, the Senate's
expected action today will send the bill to the extra-eager Bush.
  With Bush's signature, the bill will become
 -  on paper, if not in effect  -  the first federal ban on a 
specific abortion method since a woman's
constitutional right to have an abortion was established in
 1973 by the Supreme Court's Roe v. Wade
(news - web sites) decision..
 
  Two things:
The religiously-insane GOP is going to decide ALL abortions are
"partial birth."
 Women didn't seem to think this was a proiority in 2000, so many
voted for Bush.
  This is Gore's fault. I know he doesn't know what a "bartcop"
is, but he should've taken my advice.
I said, during the 2000 campaign, that he needed to use the BIG
hammer on this issue, but I guess
 that would've required some work on his part and I don't think
he wanted to win that race.
  Someday soon, all abortions will be illegal and Republicans will
have to fly their daughters
to Montreal to "kill their unborn grandson or granddaughter."
Women will ask, "How did this happen?"
  It happened because Gore refused to fight after promsing he would.
 
 
  
 
 
  Subject: Support for Rush's
sponsors
  Send emails to Rush's sponsors, tell them
they shouldn't have a heroin addict spokesman
  http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/email_advertiser.guest.html
 
 
  anti-VCR
Alert
  Tonight, Rosie the Slut is on Jay
Leno.
  
  She's going to say these three things:
  Bush is the greatest president in history.
She so ashamed of Bill Clinton she can't
hardly
stand it,
 andanyone who ever saw Siegfried &
Roy live should thank their
 lucky stars that Montecore didn't eat them
right on the spot.
  Rosie, please retire to Switzerland and
stay there, would you? 
 
 
   
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  The
Sacrifices We Make for Bush's War
  George "Peace
 ..and I plan to spend significantly 
less time masturbating to internet
pornography."
 
   Saw it on   http://genslab.com/
 
 
  
 
 
 
  
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  Bush's
American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was
  times 339....this issue it's times 340 They got 
kill since last issue.
 ..
   I want that oil - no matter how many lives it costs!
  Soon, we'll be at 400.
How long before we hit 600?  ...and then 1000?
  Total deaths since President Giggles said, "Bring
'em On":  134135  From:  http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
  Plus, at least  1916 1927  we're about to break 2,000
woundedfor Bush's oil hunt and many of them are missing arms, legs
and eyes.
  From:  http://www.antiwar.com/ewens/casualties.html
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
 
 
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  Shrl,
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