1181 - Stacy's Mom
"We don't believe that freedom is America's
gift to the world.
We believe freedom is the God Almighty's
gift to every person in the world."
But Smirk - if that's true, why is God denying North Korea, Iraq,
Cuba, Sudan, etc etc etc.
Protesters Aim to Humiliate Bush Like Saddam
Anti-war protesters plan to topple and
dance on a mock statue of Bush in the center of London
as part of demonstrations to "blight" his
visit to Britain next month.
Their re-working in Trafalgar Square of
the famous humiliation of a Saddam statue in Baghdad
six months' ago will be among running protests
including marches and a mock trial of Bush
planned around his November 19-21 state
gets cold feet, cancels Pinhead visit
People all over the world hate America's illegal dictator
Plans for the Queen and George W Bush to
make a triumphant procession along the Mall during
the president's state visit next month
have been abandoned because of fears of anti-war protests.
The decision, taken by Downing Street after
consultations with Buckingham Palace, the White House
and Scotland Yard, has disappointed the
president and his senior aides.
The procession is traditionally the public
point of a state visit. A senior Palace official said that
detailed plans had been made. "But Downing
Street, anxious about possible anti-war protests from
the start, has now decided to pull the
plug on it," said the official.
...or maybe the Brit's are just ashamed to pose with a mass murderer?
vulgar addict needs help catching his pills
Subject: Bush's drinking
Speaking as a recovering alcoholic myself,
I completely concur with your assertion that
something awful must have happened to convince
W. to stop drinking.
Dead hooker? Hmmmm, I doubt it.
But like we say in AA: "No one gets
here on a winning streak."
Keep the hammer swinging,
TT, I certainly don't know it was a dead hooker,
but when daddy's running the CIA,
there are very few things beyond the reach of that bunch.
Suspend Prepaid Tuition Plans
America slides further into Hell under the Pinhead Puppet
A combination of rising costs and plummeting
investments has forced several states to suspend
enrollment in prepaid tuition plans designed
to protect families against spiraling expenses at public
colleges. Ohio announced last week it was
suspending its program for a year because the state
was losing money. West Virginia, Kentucky
and Texas also have temporarily cut off new
enrollment, and earlier this year Colorado
halted enrollments in its plan completely.
This is all on Bush, yet his approval numbers stay above 50 percent.
Is America embracing war and recession, and rejecting peace and
Mike Kinsley, part-time Democrat
To President Bush, the news is like a cigarette.
You can get it filtered or unfiltered. And which way
does he prefer it? Well, that depends on
the circumstances. When he is trying to send a message to
the public, Bush prefers to have it go
out unfiltered. He feels, for example, that the "good news about
Iraq" is getting filtered out by the national
media. "Somehow you just got to go over the heads of the
filter and speak directly to the American
people," he said the other day. So, lately he has been talking
to local and regional media, whom he trusts
to filter less.
But when he is on the receiving end, Bush
prefers his news heavily filtered. "I glance at the headlines,
just to get kind of a flavor," he told
Brit Hume of Fox News last month. But, "I rarely read the stories"
because "a lot of times there's opinions
mixed in with news." Instead, "I get briefed by Andy Card and
Condi in the morning."
When you read this article, you get the impression Kinsley is
back on our side.
Did he get over his hatred for Clinton?
Subject: Support for Rush's
The Rush website is asking folks to send
emails to Rush's sponsors,
telling them how they feel about their
support of Rush and his lifestyle.
I think that is a good idea, and that you
should encourage it.
David, good idea - I wrote:
"Why would you want a heroin addict to shill for your products?"
Rush's computer then said:
Thank you for your comments!
They are on their way to the sponsors
of The Rush Limbaugh Show
Iraqi Monkey Trap
by William Raspberry, a African American who loves
They begin by making a paw-sized hole in
a coconut, then filling the coconut with rice.
A monkey comes along, sticks in his paw
and grabs a fistful of rice -- then can't get his paw out.
It screams for help, but it is trapped
by its own greed - all he has to do is let go of the rice.
Bush stuck its hand into a coconut called
Iraq, grabbed a fistful of oil and control, and now is
finding it difficult to get out. It is
trapped by its power and its greed. Now it screams for help
from the UN (which it had earlier dismissed
as irrelevant and inconsequential). And all Bush
would have to do is to turn loose some
control, and it might be able to withdraw with dignity.
But like the monkey, he places greater value
on the war than freedom for the Iraqi people.
Subject: Please explain
Bart, you wrote:
> "It wasn't a visit to the Broadmoor, where the
> allegedly killed a hooker and stopped
Killed a hooker? I thought I'd heard all
the rumors, but this is new to me.
Can you explain or point me to a reference?
SOMETHING happened at W's 40th birthday
party that made him quit drinking forever (they say).
I'd guess most people who suddenly quit
do so after falling down the steps, trying to rape a friend's wife,
getting arrested for fighting, getting
a DWI, losing his wallet or car, waking up with a hooker etc.
They want us to think W just saw the light
one day, but I don't buy it. I say something happened
but we don't know what it is. Like everything
in W's sheltered life, I'm sure daddy took care of it.
I would forward more of your talking points
to my mom, but she would instantly
discount you as vulgar and crass, which
I am increasingly doing (particularly after
hearing your uninspired and rambling radio
Thanks for running a free site,
"Profanity is a weak mind's attempt to express
I don't believe hard-drinking Churchill never cursed about Hitler.
Besides, you weren't taxed for this - why do you feel ripped
We've been over this so many times, I should bookmark the reply
to save time.
Jordan, do you or your mother subscribe to HBO? They use adult
Have you even seen a movie that wasn't produced by Disney?
Have you ever bought a rock n roll record?
I don't compare myself to Robin Williams, George Carlin, Richard
Pryor or Chris Rock,
but I'm such a G-Rated angel next to their work. The last
Robin Williams HBO special contained
a long segment on what we'll call, "oral sex," where Robin buried
his face inside his elbow and
made vulgar noises for quite a long time. Bill Maher did the
same thing. In the last George Carlin HBO
special I saw, he said something or someone "smelled link an
anchovy's c*unt." Probably the funniest
Richard Pryor line I ever heard was, "Can I jack off first?"
...and we won't even do Chris Rock.
...but you and your mom think I'm vulgar and crass?
Maybe you're very young and my Disney comments were right on the
mark, but I'm living in
the real world and I use the language that most Americans use.
Even Jay Leno is much, much
more vulgar than Ol' Bart, but you're so convinced that vulgarity
and crassness define who I am.
Guess what - I'm not going to change.
man gets 'Roved'
A 25-year-old convicted drug dealer who
has accused two Minneapolis police officers of
sexual assault denied Friday that he is
a police informant and asked his friends to stay by his side.
His friends no longer talk to him.
In an interview before the news conference,
the Rev. Randolph Staten of the Coalition of Black Churches
said that by publicly identifying Porter
as an informant, Porter's life has been placed in jeopardy.
"What are the police trying to do, get him killed?"
guy got 'Roved.'
According to him, when he refused to be
a snitch for the Minny cops, they gave him some "Giuliani
and when he complained about being raped,
they put the word out that he was a snitch to get him killed.
Those Minny cops play hardball.
But why do some cops enjoy plunger/anal
sex with African American men?
Did their wives all cut them off, leaving
plunger-raping black suspects as their only sexual outlet?
"If you talk, we squeal on you!"
Subject: Joan of Arcadia is magic
I am a realist who believes religion is
myth that preserves the memories of our ancestors in its fairy tales.
Look behind the myth and we see the real.
I love the television show Joan of Arcadia.
Joan wants to use her talent to bring the people she loves
together. God tells her to
build a boat. She does a lousy job. Then her crippled brother and cop father
who are fighting work together to fix her
boat, coming together like she wanted. Such sensitive subtly
is a sign of excellent drama writing.
What's the message? God is inside every
living human being "speaking" to us with compassion of cooperation.
Every person we meet is God. "Masks of
God: Hero with a Thousand Faces" Joseph Campbell.
God is only as conscious of itself as each
human is conscious of their own self. God is all molecules
that vibrate with eternal music permeating
all things in the universe.
Magic Realism is a way of seeing harsh reality
with compassion rather than hateful cynicism. Magic Realism
is a literary movement. Gabriel Garcia
Marquez, the greatest magic realist, was born in Colombia and won
the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1982.
He wrote "One Hundred Years of Solitude".
Absolute genius. Joan of Arcadia has touches of magic realism.
I also recommend "The General in his Labyrinth"
about Simon Bolivar and also "Autumn of the Patriarch"
about a nameless archetypical South American
"dictator" who never dies.
"for his novels and short stories, in which
the fantastic and the realistic are combined in a richly
composed world of imagination, reflecting
a continent's life and conflicts"
nation remembers Paul Wellstone
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"Death Announcements are arriving almost daily
for American soldiers killed in Iraq.
It's hard to put a weekly average on
the number of dead because some weeks there
are no casualties. But by my unofficial
tally, somewhere between three and six soldiers
die every week in Iraq. And yet, it
often feels like the American public has no sense of
the steady trickle of killed and wounded...
there are no images of flag-draped coffins in
this war to remind people of the human
price being paid. That's because the media are
prohibited from filming or photographing
soldiers' remains being sent home...
Would the media give more coverage
to U.S. fatalities in Iraq if we were allowed to
see the flag-draped coffins coming
--Martha Brant Killed
"Sean takes a lot of guff for being brusque
with me on-air, but it's all in good fun.
Off-camera, he's my staunchest defender.
In early 2002 there was a memo
circulating around Fox suggesting that
the show's title be changed to
"Hannity and the Sad, Wimpy Little Traitor."
I can tell you, that hurt a little.
But Sean rushed to my defense.
-- Alan Colmes, AKA as Hannity's
Well of course he did.
If Hannity had a real debate opponent he wouldn't look as good.
Bart, you wrote:
> I have a question: Why is the physical condition of the accuser
> but it's illegal to try to determine her physical condition
before she met Kobe?
she had rough sex with three men in 48 hours, and the state is using her
> phyical condition as evidence, why is it illegal for Kobe's team
to defend him?
Bart, what in the hell are you talking about???
I am shocked that you would offer/repeat
a hypothetical > about her having "rough
sex with three men in 48 hours,"
Maybe you wrote
this before the hearing, but they found Kobe's sperm (1) another man's
and a condom of sperm (3). Apparently
one of the three men had rough sex with her.
How do we know who to blame?.
but what makes you think it's illegal for
Kobe's team to present evidence of her prior physical
condition to refute any claim that relates
to her physical condition after the incident.
Colorado state law says her prior (possibly
rough) sex partners aren't relevent. But the judge has
ruled in THIS case he would allow SOME
of her sexual history to come into play - he and Kobe's
lawyers have seen her medical file - maybe's
there's something there.
> What Kobe's team CANNOT do is present evidence
of her prior sexual activity to excuse
> whatever he might have done.
The way you've worded that - I certainly
Nothing excuses rape, but let's
be sure we have the right guy.
Who's to say guy 2 or 3 wasn't rough?
They say Kobe's looking at possible life
Getting the right guy (if a crime was committed)
must be goal number one.
Unlike the impeachment squawkers,
I'll admit I wasn't there when it happened.
Naomi Judd will give you a Nancy Grace guarantee
that Bill molested Monica.
Can you believe she just stood there and didn't try to
help poor Monica?
trip to the biggest gun show ever
In Tulsa, anybody can buy any gun they
want with no paperwork, no background check - nothing.
You can be insane and a fugitive
from justice and buy as many of these that you can afford.
Henry Kissinger on Jon Stewart tonight!
Baron Dave Romm on the New TV Season
Pete Seeger, 6 decades later
LA Film Critics cancel annual film awards
No room for 'Boomtown' (hint - get rid of 'Miss Match')
Documentarian Ken Burns got married
Manute Bol, jockey
Chimpy's tripping tongue
Lava lamps are 40 years old
And a bunch of links
Truth About Our Good Intentions
by Meline Toumani, AlterNet
These examples are, of course, just peace-time
dioramas of the scenario taking shape in Iraq,
where, Bush told us in one of his recent
stand-up routines, "We are helping the long-suffering
people of that country to build a decent
and democratic society at the center of the Middle East.
Together we are transforming a place of
torture chambers and mass graves into a nation of laws
and free institutions."
If we are confused by Iraqi gunfire, bombing
and hostility toward our troops, we need only
remember how much less than a declaration
of war it takes to make the recipients of American
aid disgusted with America.
"I don't shy away from the word 'liberal' at
Liberal is something to be proud of."
-- Alan Colmes, AKA as Hannity's
But Alan, you say that as you surrender to hannity every night.
Please stop saying you're a liberal - please?
Subject: Marc Perkel
I found Perkel's comments on the Israeli
situation thoughtful and not at all anti-Semitic.
A person would have to be insane to look
at the last three years and say the policies
of Ariel Sharon have been good for the
Israeli people or the Mideast situation in general.
Phil, that poses a great question:
Should right-wing extremists get a pass if they're Jewish?
As military analysts reveal, the officer now in charge of
finding bin Laden
and Saddam is a Christian extremist who receives intel from
The higher he rises in national polls,
the more often Wesley Clark will be smeared by
Republican operatives who can depend on
assistance from their friends -- and Clark's
enemies. Among the favorite criticisms
voiced by conservatives is that Clark was relieved
from duty as NATO commander because he
maneuvered around his Pentagon superiors
during the Kosovo conflict. That accusation
probably won't damage Clark politically,
but various right-wing pundits are now
feigning shock over it.
Miller for the senate?
Could be - they elected Gov. Sexual Assault
"If Arnold Schwarzenegger can be elected
governor of California, can former comedian
Dennis Miller unseat Democratic Sen. Barbara
Some Republicans in the Golden State think
so, and quietly hope they can persuade the
sharp political wit - and registered Santa
Barbara Republican - to take on the liberal senator.
Variety magazine reported this week that
Mr. Miller has contacted California Republican
consultants to feel out a campaign.
One California Republican political consultant
called a Miller candidacy "sort of a cool idea,"
and a state party spokesman said Mr. Miller's
recent exposure as a Republican is 'a plus.'"
Subject: NATO bases in
Central Asia: Dangerous nearness of Russian and Chinese troops
For the attention of: US Army Generals
As you know, recently Russia demanded to
withdraw NATO bases from Central Asia,
as they were deployed only for the antiterrorist
operation in Afghanistan. The Russian Defense
Minister several days ago declared that
Russia reserves the right to organize preemptive strikes
where it would deem necessary.
Don't you think that Russian and Chinese
troops, including commandos, are located too close
to these bases, and that they may try to
capture NATO bases without the use of bombs and
other destructive armaments?
Bianco, TV critic at USA Today, (whom I trust) says tonight's premier of
Skin is really good.
Ron Silver ("Please Don't Hurt Us!") plays
a porn mogul whose daughter is jumping into bed with the son
of the District Attorney who attacks Silver
and his empire to further his political career. Next week, Linc
from Mod Squad plays a drug dealer
who makes it a three-way hatefest - could be good.
He says the plot is "amazingly complicated,"
and fun to watch, saying the Romeo and Juliet team
"make an almost impossbly attractive couple,"
which can't hurt.
It's produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, who
gave us C.S.I. and Las Vegas, among others.
I'm going to tape it and see if he's right.
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With Ashcroft (R-Religious Insane) it's all about race.
Pat Robertson (white) can threaten to blow up the State Department
and that's OK,
but this guy has dark skin so he's rotting in jail without a
trial or a call to his lawyer?
Ashcroft swore to uphold the law, but his religion makes hik
break that oath.
He should be removed from office for abuse of power.
Palace of the Popes in Avignon, France
Sacrifices We Make for Bush's War
W. Bush- Presnit (Sick)
"Peace has proved elusive to men of faith
in all ages. Whether the struggle be for our
basic freedoms, or one man's desire
to be regarded by the world as something more
than a trained chimpanzee for the petroleum
industry...and I plan to spend significantly
less time masturbating to internet
Saw it on http://genslab.com/
Public has hired Dennis
Miller to do a three-episode run on FOX. He plays
"Charlie Bixby," an arrogant securities-fraud
felon, who's slumming at BP to avoid jail time. (In truth,
arrogant Miller is slumming at FOX because
nobody else will hire him besides Leno and Bush's allies.)
I'll watch it this coming Friday and give
you a full report.
Please God, make Miller read David E. Kelley's
Kelley may not be on top of his game, but
at least his references aren't from the disco eighties.
Between Barry Crimmins and I, we'll be able
to tell you which lines Kelley wrote and which tired,
same old crap cliches get snuck in by ego-amok Miller.
on HBO is a strange show.
It's a show about a traveling circus of
oddballs and freaks - but with space monkeys.
Lots of telepathy, life from death, instant
weather changes, miraculous medical cures, time travel etc.
Is anyone else following this?
It's part Twin Peaks (they
have the TP midget), part Jackie Collins and lots of The Bible.
Last week, "The Church" called back a priest
who's been talking to God. He opened an orphanage,
but the crooked church can make more money
using that building as a casino, and the priest refused
to back down (because he's getting direct
orders from God, like Pinhead Bush ) so they (the church)
burned down the orphanage and cripsy-crittered
the orphans who were left inside.
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Subject: Dean meet up
We had about 160 people show up at our house
to meet Howard Dean. I gave the introduction
which was pretty cool. I had a "My
wife and I are both political junkies; kinda like Rush" joke in there
but I chickened out at the last minute.
I really like Dean. He never looks that great in the debates and
such but in person he really kicks ass.
He bashes Bush for fucking everything up but his solutions should
appeal to both parties.
Everyone I know who's seen him is locked
in. I REALLY think he can beat Bush; I wouldn't be spending
so much time working for him if I didn't
believe. I am a Red Sox fan though so there you go....
This is really the one big benefit of living
in New Hampshire. It's such a small state you can meet at least
one of the candidates in person pretty
much every week. Except Sharpton it seems. I would love to
meet him more than anyone, I've signed
up on his web site but I don't think winning NH is one of his priorities.
American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was
....this issue it's
kills since last issue.
I want that oil - no matter how many lives it costs!
Soon, we'll be at 400.
How long before we hit 600? ...and then 1000?
Total deaths since President Giggles said, "Bring
Plus, at least
1916 we're about to break 2,000
wounded for Bush's oil hunt.
and many of them are missing arms, legs and eyes.
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
Something on your mind?
You have two minutes to speak your piece.
Incidents & Significant Dates
Here's a tool to use to find terrorism incidents
by date, country, etc
Thanks to Harry Houck
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