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Election 2004
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Vote Bush Out

  In Today's Treehouse...
Some Troops Not Returning to Iraq
Scott Peterson Update
Defense Memo: Grim outlook
Democrats Turn Backs on Women
Abortion Vote Looms Over 2004 
Talk to Rush's Sponsors
Bush Locks out Aussie Media
Weasel Award Poll Results
Bush Crashed Plane While Drunk


Quote of the Day

"When the security of this nation is threatened, 
  Congress and the American people give the
  president great latitude.  We probably have
  given this president more flexibility, more
  latitude, more range, unquestioned, than any
  president since FDR -- probably too much.
  Congress,  in my opinion, really abrogated
  much of its responsibility." 
     --Chuck Hagel, (R-Diebold)  Attribution

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Volume 1183 - Absolut Corrupt

 Wednesday  October 22, 2003


 "So far, they are a pretty sorry group if you want to know my opinion,"
    -- Barbara Bush (R-Auschwitz) when asked about the 2004 Democratic line-up

  "Lucky" Barbara Bush - who married into Hitler's death camp money.


  Spending Hitler's money, the extra-aged tramp has no conscience.Attribution

 Some Troops Fail to Return to Iraq From R&R

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 More than a dozen American troops haven't return to duty after getting a vacation from Iraq,
 the Pentagon said Tuesday, dismissing suggestions there is any significant AWOL problem.

 Sixteen of some 3,000 troops failed to show up at airports in Baltimore and Germany for
 return flights to the Persian Gulf region, said Army spokesman Joe Burlas. None has been
 declared "absent without leave" as officials try to sort out the cases.

 What is Bush's stance on soldiers who go AWOL?


"I'm for the Democrat in this race. That's been my sort of default position.
  It's hard for me to imagine supporting Bush regardless who the wins the
  Democratic nomination. I mean, the record of failure to me is staggering.
  If Bush is a success, how you would define failure?"
     --Gene Lyons, Buzzflash interview

 Scott Peterson Update

  Transcript  from 
 Ted Rowlands, KTVU-TV: The defense is complaining that the prosecution did not provide
 all the information that they had.  Specifically, they say that they have uncovered some evidence
 that a dog was put into Scottt Peterson's boat. This was a cadaver dog. And it did not react at all.

 Nancy Grace: The full report says that in that warehouse of Scott Peterson, there was a heavy smell of chemicals,
 and the dog went up to the boat and got frustrated and started barking at the boat and barking at Scott Peterson's
 work bench, and underneath it. But it didn't pinpoint a hit due to the chemical smell.

 Grace wants us to think Peterson cut up his wife at his work bench. In my opinion, it's almost impossible to make
 blood evidence disappear.  Maybe Dr Henry Lee knows a way, but Scott Peterson certainly doesn't know how.
 You can wash a shirt over and over with extra bleach and they'll still find that blood. That's what was so troubling about OJ.
 He HAD to have taken a shower to wash off the blood that naturally comes with killing two people with a knife.
 But if he had showered at home, there would be blood evidence in the shower no matter how much OJ tried to hide it.
 The cops found no blood in OJ's shower, which means he either didn't do it (throw that out) or he stopped and showered
 somewhere else, but there wasn't enough time for him to murder Ron and Nicole and go somehwre and shower then get back home.

 Grace: Larry, the big development in my mind, as of today, we now know because of the state's filing that
 two dogs, not one, but two, followed Laci's scent from the home at 523 Cavena all the way to San Francisco Bay.

 How in the hell is that possible?

 Either Laci walked 80 miles to the Bay (unlikely) or dogs can track f-ing cars!
 I'll bet my Garbage CDs that dogs can't track f-ing cars - what's wrong with Nancy Grace?
 I mean, other than she wants Peterson convicted no matter what the evidence shows.

 It's funny how this is just like politics:
 The former DAs want Peterson and Kobe jailed or executed no matter what,
 and the defense attorneys seem damn certain that both men are completely innocent.

 Grace: Chris Pixley says Amber Frey could not possibly be a motive. Well, we now know two very, very important facts.
 One, in these conversations that were tapped with Amber Frey, this was not a one-night stand. He was telling Amber Frey
 right before he would leave to go to his wife's vigil that he loved her, he wanted to marry her, have a family with her and
 spend his life with her. That's not a one-night stand.

 Grace and Judge Pirro are both adult women, yet they can't conceive of the idea that a man might lie for sex.
 They also think a man who would lie for sex is probably guilty of murder.

 Women of the world, trust Ol' Bart on this: Men lie for sex! God made us that way.
 Nothing will ever change that, so it might help if you get that through your heads.
 Lying about sex and committing murder aren't related, no matter how much Nancy wants then to be.

 Last thing: Nancy Grace always says she's been "a victim" of crime, but someone said her brush with crime was
 when her fiance was murdered.  Are we sure he didn't kill himself?  If I was Grace's fiance, I'd consider it.

 Protests greet Bush in Australia

  Click  Here

 Thousands of people protested at the central town hall in Sydney ahead of his arrival,
 calling for Australian soldiers to be withdrawn from Iraq. More demonstrations are also planned in Canberra.

 An unprecedented security operation involving hundreds of riot police and anti-terrorist forces is under way
 for the 20-hour visit which will mark the end of Mr Bush's six nation Asian tour.

 Subject: Letter to Rush's sponsors

 I saw this link on Rush's website to send you a message encouraging you to keep your sponsorship of his show.
 Let me just say that in my opinion, any man who sends a woman out in the night to score thousands of narcotic pills,
 thereby not only endangering her life while doing the drug deal but indirectly aiding and abetting those who obtained
 these illegal drugs through forgery, theft or armed robbery, should be spending some time in prison.

 After all, the law's the law, right.

 So, if you continue to sponsor this drug addict, this junkie who might as well have been cooking and shooting heroin,
 I'll make sure I never patronize your businesses again.


 Click  Here  to send e-mail to the heroin addict's advertisers (Don't use your work address)

Marty's Entertainment Page
Bill Clinton in Portugal
Letterman & 'Meet the Governor'
John Mellencamp's open letter
George Clooney opines
Barry Diller on media concentration
Jimmy Cliff honored in Jamaica
Nelson Mandela's '46664 Campaign'
Elton John, Vegas regular
Lord of the Rings - the Musical
Tammy Faye & Ron Jeremy
SciFi Channel suing
George Washington's Whiskey recipe
And Robert Johnson's estate finally settled


"I happen to believe that Bill and Hillary Clinton were the worst presidents in our nation's history.
  Corruption, government abuse, treason and daily scandal were the norm under their rule.
  Bill is a useful idiot who can't keep his mouth shut or his zipper up and Hillary is an America
  hating godless communist power monger. These are my personal opinions.  Now you may
  call me a nutcase if you wish, but that's the way I see it."
    --Jim (R-Nutcase) Robinson, Senior dick at Free Republic.com

 This chart proves what a "disaster" the Clinton presidency was.

 Defense memo: A grim outlook

  Click  Here

 The United States has no yardstick for measuring progress in the war on terrorism, has not "yet made truly bold moves"
 in fighting al-Qaeda and other terror groups, and is in for a "long, hard slog" in Iraq and Afghanistan, according to a memo
 that Rumsfeld sent to top-ranking Defense officials last week.

 Despite upbeat statements by the Bush administration, the memo to Rumsfeld's top staff reveals significant doubts about
 progress in the struggle against terrorists. Rumsfeld says that "it is not possible" to transform the Pentagon quickly enough
 to effectively fight the anti-terror war and that a "new institution" might be necessary to do that. (Read Rumsfeld's memo)

 This looks like trouble. Is this their way of saying "We have no idea what we're doing?"

 O'Reilly's book: A study in Intolerance

  Click  Here

 Bill O'Reilly is Rush Limbaugh in overdrive.
 If you are as arrogant as this self-proclaimed "humble servant," you will enjoy "Who's Looking Out for You?".

 O'Reilly is angry, and so am I. My anger stems from his tirades against everyone and his pompous assumption
 that anyone who disagrees with him is a far-left liberal. I am a Republican -- at least an old-time Republican
 who espouses civil rights, choice for all women and the right to freedom and self-determination.

 O'Reilly's type of blather makes me want to become a Democrat.

 Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure

  Click  Here

 Below are a few of the 14 phrases that the Ann Coulter Action figure says when you squeeze her ass.

"You can have me for a song, and if you can't sing, just have me."
"I wish Tim McVeigh had blown up the New York Times building, instead."
"I can teach any girl how to get free fries from Ronald McDonald."
"I'll give you oral on the first date, just don't expect a kiss."
"Liberals hate America and they can't stand the sight of our flag."

 VCR Alert

 West Wing and Law & Order, should be new, because baseball is in repeats all week.
 Karen Sisco, Angel and Enterprise and the MTV concert is Queens of the Stone Age

"Women can't be trusted with reproductive rights."

 Many "Democratic" senators sold out the rights of women they promised to protect.
 The following tutus voted to take away some reproductive rights from a woman and her doctor:

 Do you, Senator, agree that women can't be trusted with their reproductive rights?

 Bayh (D-IN), Yea  (forget about running for president in '08)
 Biden (D-DE), Yea  (loves Bush with all his heart)
 Breaux (D-LA), Yea* expected to vote with Bush
 Byrd (D-WV), Yea  (shocker)
 Carper (D-DE), Yea
 Conrad (D-ND), Yea * expected to vote with Bush
 Daschle (D-SD), Yea * expected to vote with Bush
 Dorgan (D-ND), Yea * expected to vote with Bush
 Edwards (D-NC), Not Voting (cowardly act - should drop out of presidential race today))
 Hollings (D-SC), Yea  (There's too much rights going on out there...)
 Johnson (D-SD), Yea * expected to vote with Bush
 Landrieu (D-LA), Yea (female)
 Leahy (D-VT), Yea  (loves Bush with all his heart)
 Lincoln (D-AR), Yea (female)
 Miller (D-GA), Yea * expected to vote with Bush
 Nelson (D-NE), Yea * expected to vote with Bush
 Pryor (D-AR), Yea
 Reid (D-NV), Yea


 Abortion vote likely to loom in '04 race

  Click  Here

 Gephardt voted with the Republican majority last year for legislation that would ban "PB abortion."
 In 1996, he voted to overturn then-President Clinton's veto of a similar bill.

 Dennis Kucinich has voted to impose restrictions on abortion rights during his four terms in the House.

 "It certainly solidifies the position of George Bush and the majority in Congress as being anti-choice,"
  said Kathy Sullivan, the Democratic Party chairwoman in New Hampshire. "In terms of the Democrats,
  the important thing is that they be pro-choice, not when they became pro-choice."

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 "Considering the kind of brains they all seem to have,
   wouldn't a better name be: The Reptilican Party?"
      -- Barry Crimmins Attribution

 UN Offers Guidance for Iraq Reconstruction

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 Weasel Awards Poll Results

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  Weaseliest Organization: Recording Industry Association of America

  Weaseliest Profession: Policticians

  Weaseliest Individual: George W.Bush

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"The arrogance of Republicans on Capitol Hill is finally starting to catch up with them...
  This is happening partly because moderate, and even conservative, Republicans are
  increasingly standing up to President Bush. Why now, you ask? Because of both their
  own approaching elections and Bush's falling poll numbers. Republicans are realizing
  that what plays well in Washington might not be popular back home...
      --Mary Lynn F. Jones,   Attribution

  I said it first - since the Democrats are too afraid to stand up to Bush, our only hope
  was that sane Republicans would stand up to him, and many have. In the opening quote,
  Chuck Nagle says they gave Bush too much power. You'll never hear a Democrat say that.

 Why is Bush afraid of the Australian media? Don't ask

  Click  Here

 Australian journalists have also been denied any place in a so-called "close-up media pool" that will
 follow Mr Bush on all his official stops on the day. All positions in the four-member pool have been
 allocated to members of the White House press corps.

 The US Secret Service rejected an application from the Canberra press gallery for equal access,
 on the basis that the journalists did not have the required US security clearances. The Secret Service
 then declined to allow the journalists to apply for those clearances; no reason was given.

 A marquee has been set up in the grounds of The Lodge to allow the American journalists to file their stories.
 No Australian media will be allowed on the grounds.

 Bush won't let the Aussie press ask him questions because he doesn't own them like he owns the US press.

  What is Bush going to do?  Facing multiple time bombs--
      Saw it on  BartCop Stocks

Carl Rove is fingered by Wilson after Wilson's wife is outed as a CIA agent, which is a felony,
9/11 information detailing what Bush knew being suppressed,
Cheney's Energy Task Force documents illuminating a pay to play government supressed,
an economy, by best measures preparing for a meltdown on Main street,
a pay cut for soldiers in harm's way,
soldiers returning home in coffins,
lies used as a pretext for invasion,
influence peddling charges appearing at the highest level of government,
European press not lap dog friendly about the entire Iraq charade,
AWOL Bush facing a former four star US Army general on the primary trail who is not shy about embarrassing Bush,
a national debt that looks like a comic exaggeration,
White House direct culpability in the EPA lies about air quality in New York after 9/11,
local school districts having to cut back while Bush fiddles in Rome,
more Americans declining into poverty,
highly pissed off international allies,
dirty politics being incrementally exposed each week,
a non terrified American public,
approval ratings sliding out of Rove's control

 Subject: Bush flying a plane while drunk

 A book was published by a friend of Bush that noted

 That Bush - during some point  72-77 (more likely 74 -76) liked to go up with friends  at the TANG airbase
 in 4 seaters - and once had a very rough landing with the book author in the plane -Bush  appeared not to
 know how to fly the type of plane that he took up -  perhaps due to alcohol

 That Bush at TANG while in training was asked "Heard you crashed a plane" - and responded
 "Do you see a crashed plane? - NO ? - Then it didn't happen.".

 Damn if I can find the name of the fellow who wrote that book.  And I never did find out if Bush flying time
 was in the 2 seat version of the "warplane no longer used in VietNam" - and if so if he ever in his life solo'd,
 or was just marked down as the flyer-pilot for so many hours on the paperwork after 2 seater flights.

 The DUI in 74 for running over the garbage cans, and the later DUI in Maine for running over the hedge fit
 the profile of a drunk that could have crashed a plane.  But I recall the author being more upset with Bush
 taking him up in a plane he was not familiar with.

 Bill in MA


 "Bush joked last week during his meeting with Schwarzenegger
   that they are both sometimes accused of misspeaking the language.
   Mr. President, he's from a foreign country."
     -- Jon Stewart

 College costs take another leap
  Crooked Appointee has bankrupted all fifty states

  Click  Here

 College costs once again have increased far faster than inflation, with tuition at state schools
 posting the biggest increase in 30 years, the College Board reported Tuesday.

 Students at state schools got hit hardest by the price hikes. The cost of a year at a four-year
 public university - including tuition, fees, room and board -- rose 9.8 percent to $10,636 from
 $9,689 last year, according to a report by the board, a nonprofit association that runs college
 programs and services, including the SATs.


"Trying to eliminate Saddam...would have incurred incalculable human and political costs.
  Apprehending him was probably impossible.... We would have been forced to occupy Baghdad and,
  in effect, rule Iraq.... there was no viable "exit strategy" we could see, violating another of our principles.
   -- Bush the Smarter in his 1997 book, "A World Transformed,"

 Subject: Letter to Rush's advertisers

 To whom it may concern,

 I used to think Rush was just a limp, blowhard, windbag, but now that his true colors are showing,
 I happily support him, his sponsors (you) and the networks that give him airtime!  I hope that other corporations
 in 'Merika can see the light and give sympathy and support for a pill-popping, racist, hypocrite,  JUST LIKE YOU!!

 May Buddah bless you and the vulgar pigboy endorsing your products from rehab!

 Landon in Akron

 Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
 Last issue it was  times 340  ....this issue it's  times 341
                                                                                                          They got onekill since last issue.
    I want that oil - no matter how many lives it costs!

 Soon, we'll be at 400.
 How long before we hit 600?  ...and then 1000?

 Total deaths since President Giggles said, "Bring 'em On":  135  136

 From:  http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx

 Plus, at least  1927  1934  we're about to break 2,000 wounded
 for Bush's oil hunt and many of them are missing arms, legs and eyes.

 From:  http://www.antiwar.com/ewens/casualties.html
 How much more are we willing to tolerate?


"It burns me up the way some people paint with such a broad brush, that they think
  that all business is corrupt, all business is wrong, all business must examine itself
  because of the misdeeds of a few. It's not fair, and it's not right, and business is far
  better, not just in West Texas, but across our country. People need to look beyond
  those few companies that grabbed the headlines.
     --George H. W. Bush,Elder Bush sticks up for business

 Mr Bush, that's not the problem. The problem is your retarded son wants business to police itself.
  That's a guarantee for disaster, which is happening in this country right now.

 Does FOX News read  bartcop.com?

 I've never seen "Fox Friends" or whatever their morning show is called, but for some reason they held
 a "CNN Talent Show" Wednesday morning, where one guy said he was Lou Dobb's stock picker,
 and they had a ventriliquist named Larry King who never got his dummy to talk. Then some guy said
 he could "do" Larry King, but just before he spoke, the camera cut away to this picture.


 I think they owe me a royalty.

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 Have a good time today - you never know where your peach truck might arrive.


"You looked a man in the eye, you shook his hand and you had a deal. I don't think
  we'll ever get back to that simplistic but wonderful way of doing business."
      --George H. W. Bush    Elder Bush sticks up for business

 Hey George, don't you hate it when a guy looks you in the eye and says, "Read my lips,"
 and then the son of a bitch turns right around and does exactly what he swore he wouldn't do?

 Commander: Iraq Attacks on Troops Up

  Click  Here

 During a press conference, Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez said the average of 20 to 25 attacks daily
 had increased over the last three weeks "to a peak of 35 attacks a day." He did not elaborate.

 Ambush bombers struck Wednesday in the center of Baghdad and in the tense Sunni Muslim
 area west of the capital, as the commander of American forces reported an increase in attacks
 against occupation troops.

 The Baghdad attack caused light casualties, a U.S. officer at the scene reported. Witnesses said
 four Americans were carried away on stretchers after a strike on a three-vehicle convoy in Fallujah,
 but there was no comment from U.S. officials. Residents cheered and looted one of the vehicles.

  Vulgar addict to be cured at the hands of hippies?

  Click  Here

 "From "psychodynamic role-playing and yoga" to "adventure therapy," "Climbing Wall," "the desert experience"
  and "equine-assisted therapy" (yes, bonding with horses), Limbaugh may just think he died and went to "feminazi" hell.
  The website depicts photos of people with a decidedly Berkeley look sitting around on the floor in what seem like
  consciousness-raising sessions. Picture Rush holding his fellow travelers' hands and singing Kumbayah. Surely he'll be
  reciting a line from the very president he lambasted for years: "I feel your pain." How many on the right would have
  thought that Bill Clinton would be getting the last chuckle, out there aiding his feminazi wife's successful political career
 while their man Rush is wandering the desert reciting New Age mantras?"

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 Joe Conason's Journal
 Why hasn't the president criticized Gen. Boykin for his gross insults to Islam?

  Click  Here

 Thanks to Gen. William G. "Jerry" Boykin, certain Washington opinion elites that treat the Bush administration
 all too indulgently may be slowly awakening to its perilous incompetence. They appear to have realized that the
 general's recent remarks not only humiliated America in the eyes of the world, but are likely to harm the nation's
 diplomatic and intelligence efforts against Islamist terror.

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