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Radio Show 18
It's a 32-minute beatdown of Bill O'Reilly. Also, language alert.
Thanks to notbannedyet.us
Quote of the Day
"The last time we had a flap as ugly and
Why don't they just pass a law making it illegal
"Since 9-11, we have increasingly embraced
at the highest official level a paranoiac view of the world.
Summarized in a phrase repeatedly used at the highest level, "he who is not with us is against us."
I strongly suspect the person who uses that phrase doesn't know its historical or intellectual origins.
It is a phrase popularized by Lenin (Applause) when he attacked the social democrats on the grounds that
they were anti-Bolshevik and therefore he who is not with us is against us and can be handled accordingly."
-- Zbigniew Brzezinski; Attribution
A federal judge in Nebraska blocked implementation of a federal ban on certain
abortions Wednesday, less than an hour after Bush signed the ban into law.
Tried Last-Minute Deal to Avert War
But Bush's insatiable war hardon forced America into the quagmire
As American soldiers massed on the Iraqi border in March and diplomats argued about war,
an influential adviser to the Pentagon received a secret message from a Lebanese-American
businessman: Saddam wanted to make a deal.
Iraqi officials, including the chief of
the Iraqi Intelligence Service, had told the businessman that
they wanted Washington to know that Iraq no longer had WMD, and they offered to allow
American troops and experts to conduct a search.
Mr. Perle said he sought authorization from
C.I.A. officials to meet with the Iraqis, but the
officials told him they did not want to pursue this channel, and they indicated they had already
engaged in separate contacts with Baghdad. Mr. Perle said, "The message was,
"Tell them that we will see them in Baghdad.".
"War is good and I'm the man!
It was my chance to be a hero!"
Guy's guest this Saturday: David Corn
Author of "The Lies of George W. Bush: Mastering the Politics of Deception"
"Did Howard Dean manage to get his foot out
of his mouth?"
Stay tuned for just the facts, you decide."
-- Alan Colmes, whoring for the enemy, FOX News
I heard Halliburton advertise on WPHT Philadelphia
today - on the Sean Hannity (R-Nazi) show.
Does that mean our tax dollars that paid Cheney's company are now being used to prop up right wing talk (READ HATE) radio?
When did Halliburton begin advertising on anything?
It is becoming more & more difficult
for these hate radio stations to get anything other than snake oil advertising
- so now we are footing the bill - INGENIOUS - HUH??? & pretty friggin scary too!
Rosie O'Donnell taunted a cancer survivor working at her now-defunct magazine
by saying people who lie "get sick and they get cancer," the woman testified.
O'Donnell said she later apologized.
Cindy Spengler, who was head of marketing
at "Rosie" magazine, said Wednesday
that O'Donnell made the remark after a meeting to discuss the magazine's problems.
Spengler said O'Donnell told her that her silence in the meeting was tantamount to lying.
"You know what happens to people who lie,"
witness tearfully quoted O'Donnell as saying.
"They get sick and they get cancer. If they keep lying, they get it again."
What a hateful slut!
You watch - it'll turn out there is a God, and when I get
to the Pearly Gates,
Saint Peter tells me I can only get into Heaven if I first spend an eternity with
Rosie O'Donnell, Nancy Grace and Laura the Unloved.
A Bonus 'Disinfotainment Today,' from Michael Dare, by Paul Krassner
'The Hollywood Shuffle' by The Artful Dodger
Iggy Pop & Howard Stern on Dave tonight
'Rum Diary', Johnny Depp & Hunter S. Thompson
Bob Hope Airport
4000 'Wheel Of Fortunes' later
Newspapers changing reporting of death in Iraq
Sister Sledge visited Parliament
Courtney Love says she's not an addict
8 million units of 'Finding Nemo' sold in 1 day
And, the 'Austin Area Pro-Life Concrete Contractors & Suppliers Association' vs. Planned Parenthood.
Act Used Against Strip Club
They knew he was religiously-insane when they confirmed him
Two of Nevada's lawmakers blasted the FBI for employing the act in the Galardi probe, saying the agency overstepped its bounds.
Sen. Harry Reid, D-Nev., said Congress intended the Patriot Act to help federal authorities root out threats from terrorists and spies
after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.
"The law was intended for activities related to
terrorism and not to naked women," said Reid, who as minority whip is the
most powerful Democrat in the Senate.
"Let me say, with Galardi and his whole gang,
I don't condone, appreciate or support all their nakedness. But having
I haven't heard anyone say at any time he was involved with terrorism."
Rep. Shelley Berkley, D-Nev., said she was
preparing an inquiry to the FBI about its guidelines for using the Patriot
Act in cases
that don't involve terrorism. The law makes it easy for citizens' rights to be abused, she said.
"It was never my intention that the Patriot Act be used for garden-variety crimes and investigations," Berkley said.
But if you'd read bartcop.com
you'd know Bush and his B.F.E.E. thugs would abuse this law.
Why the fuck do you think the sane people were fighting against a law that strips us of all our rights?
You watch, between now and the election,
the B.F.E.E. will be caught using the Patriot Act to spy or
get information on Democrats. After they are caught, the press will downplay it and the Democrats will say,
"We're sure this was an exception, not the rule, because Bush is an honest man."
"I love my Dubya!"
"If he gets more explicit, or allows the flag-draped coffins of fallen heroes to be photographed coming home, it will just
remind people that the administration said this would be easy, and it's teeth-grindingly hard. And that the administration
vowed to get Osama and Saddam and W.M.D., and hasn't. And that the Bush team that hyped the presence of Al Qaeda
in Iraq has now created an Al Qaeda presence in Iraq. And that there was no decent plan for the occupation or for
financing one, no plan for rotating or supporting troops stretched too thin to guard ammunition caches or police a
fractious society, and no plan for getting out."
As the White House points out, Mr. Bush cannot fairly pick and choose which memorial services to go to, or which deaths to speak of.
"If a helicopter were hit an hour later, after
he came out and spoke, should he come out again?" Dan Bartlett, the White
communications director, told The Times's Elisabeth Bumiller, explaining Mr. Bush's silence after the Chinook crash. The public,
he added, "wants the commander in chief to have proper perspective, and keep his eye on the big picture and the ball."
The ball for fall is fund-raising. President
Bush has been going full throttle since summer, spending several days a
around the country, hitting up rich Republicans for $2,000 checks. He has raised $90 million so far out of the $175 million he
plans to spend on a primary campaign in which he has no opponent."
Thanks to Zendaba and General Daoud
Sixty-eight things about Reagan the GOP wants buried
"You'll get the truth from Karl Rove."
Scientific evidence will pinpoint paroled Arkansas rapist Wayne DuMond as the person
who killed a suburban Kansas City woman three years ago, a prosecutor told jurors as
DuMond's first-degree murder trial opened Monday.
DuMond was convicted in Arkansas in the
1984 rape of a Forrest City teenager who is
a distant cousin of Bill Clinton, then Arkansas' governor. DuMond was castrated in 1985
while awaiting trial and said it was the work of masked men who broke into his home.
There's a lot I don't know about castration, but how is this guy
still raping women?
Doesn't a man lose all of his sex drive after being castrated?
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Subject: possible Spring Pokerfest?
Ijust saw that possible Spring
Pokerfest might be at Foxwoods....
all I have to say is WOOO HOOOO!!!
My family lives about 40 minutes from there,
and I live about 2 and 1/2 hours...
so sign me up, no questions asked...check out Mohegan Sun too, they did an $800 million
expansion a year or 2 ago, so now they rival Foxwoods in size...but Foxwoods still remains
the single largest casino in the World...
hope it happens!
Alex, we're thinking about early May.
See you then.
We are planning the Winter Pokerfest in New Orleans.
We're looking at the weekend before the Super Bowl, January 23-24, 2004.
Last time, we had more players than chairs, so we might do Friday and Saturday
to be sure everyone who wants to play in the poker tournament can do so.
I'm still waiting to hear back from Harrah's Poker Room in New Orleans.
If they don't want to cooperate, we always have friends at the Horseshoe.
Continues For Human Rights
by Joe Conason
Among the favorite themes lately for White House spokesmen, both official and unofficial,
is Saddam Hussein's horrific record of human-rights violations. Saddam's abuse of his own
citizens is often cited these days to justify the war in Iraq, which no longer seems to have been
absolutely necessary to defend us from his forbidden arsenal (which no longer seems to exist).
According to administration officials and approved ideologues, opposing the war is the same
as endorsing the deposed regime's hideous oppression.
Why would anybody besides the super-rich
vote for this thief, killer and bungler?
"Forty years ago an important Presidential emissary
was sent abroad by JFK. The US was facing
the prospect of nuclear war. These were the days of the Cuban Missile Crisis. Several emissaries
went to our principal allies. One of them was Secretary of State Dean Acheson, whose mission was
to brief President De Gaulle and to solicit French support in what could be a nuclear war. Acheson
briefed the French President and then said, "I would like to show you the photographs we have of
Soviet missiles armed with nuclear weapons." The French President responded by saying,
"I do not wish to see the photographs. The word of the President of the United States is
good enough for me. Please tell him that France stands with America."
Would any foreign leader today react the
same way to an American emissary who would go abroad
and say that country X is armed with weapons of mass destruction which threaten the United States?"
-- Zbigniew Brzezinski; Attribution
"Screw the French, screw Germany, screw Japan,
screw Russia, screw Italy and everybody else.
Try to stop us at your own peril."
Free Yourself from Nazi Talk Radio: 12 Steps to Recovery
Step 11: Refrain from rewriting political history.
Its now time to admit that George W. Bush and his administration have been lying to us about the war on terror,
the invasion of Iraq, taking away our freedoms with The Patriot Act, and misleading the America people on issues
from the environment to taxes to jobs. Know now that George W. Bush was selected not elected, and the election
was stolen from Al Gore. You may now research beyond propaganda from right-wing think tanks and Faux News
to understand things as they really exist in the world. Stay in touch with the many progressive news sites (like this one)
and publications and encourage our mainstream media to stop being cowed by right-wing bullies and corporate paymasters.
Lynch Book Says She Was Raped
There are times when I don't want to be right
Jessi lost three hours. She lost them in the snapping bones, in the crash of the Humvee,
in the torment her enemies inflicted on her after she was pulled from it," writes Bragg,
according to a report in Thursday's Daily News, which obtained a copy of the book.
"The records do not tell whether her captors assaulted
her almost lifeless, broken body
after she was lifted from the wreckage, or if they assaulted her and then broke her bones
into splinters until she was almost dead," Bragg continues.
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Yes, I admit it: I laughed my ass off when Rush Limbaugh finally came out of the pill-popper closet--with a little nudge
from his housekeeper and the National Enquirer. And why not? One thing that amuses me no end is seeing a blowhard
caught in his own hypocrisy, only to flame out spectacularly. Didn't the Pigman say to Wilma Cline that she should
score him an extra big load of OxyContin that last time in the Denny's parking lot, so he could "go out with a bang,
if you know what I mean"? Seriously, this is funny stuff.
If Rush Limbaugh had had spinal surgery,
wouldn't we all have heard about it?
What a trooper, having such a major operation and not telling a soul about it.
What a load of horseapples.
As soon as I get loose,
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"The Bush White House tried to intimidate me
and to discourage others from exposing the lies
they told to justify the war. Some senior people in the Bush administration betrayed our country
by exposing my wife's cover at the CIA because they deemed their political agenda to be more
important than our national security. Not so. George Bush's Administration has betrayed our trust.
I know that personally."
- Ambassador Joe Wilson in his statement in support of John Kerry for President
Saw it on Michael Dare's Disinfotainment page
Bush Plans to HIRE Saddam's Brutal 'Torturers and Murders and Thugs'
Now that our troops have proven that Iraq
had no WMD's or ties to Al Qaeda, Bush's only
remaining justification for W-ar is to claim that he ended Saddam's "brutal regime." On 11-4-03,
Bush vehemently denounced the members of that regime: "Saddam loyalists, those are the people, the
torturers and murders [sic] and thugs that used to benefit from Saddam Hussein's regime."
Yet on THE VERY SAME DAY, the Busheviks
announced plans to HIRE those TORTURERS
AND MURDERS AND THUGS, part of the "creation of an Iraqi-led paramilitary force composed
of former employees of the country's security services and members of political party militias"!!!
So much for "Occupation Iraqi Freedom" -
let's now call it "Operation Iraqi Betrayal."
It's the same old brutal Baath regime, now under Bush - a "Bushist" regime.
Bush has BETRAYED Iraq - he should resign
immediately or be IMPEACHED!
We have added this item to our ongoing Impeachment
from Bob at Democrats.com
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Subject: When Pickles Bush killed her fiance...
Today is the 40th anniversary of Laura Bush's car crash in which her boyfriend was killed.
Keep in mind the way the right-wingers celebrate
Yet today, we'll hear nary a peep.
DP, just so everyone knows, it's not like Laura was driving her fiance and had a wreck and he died.
He was in another car when she hit him,
head on, but since she's a Bush, and married to the biggest
monkey in the B.F.E.E., we're not supposed to talk about why and how she killed him.
Boy, just think if talk radio was balanced...
Hope Dies Last: Keeping the Faith in Difficult Times
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"The Republican Party is in deep trouble...
Telltale signs of GOP desperation are everywhere...
Barbara Bush recently described the 9 Democratic candidates for president as a 'sorry group.'
The Democratic lineup contains two decorated war veterans, a Rhodes Scholar, a top West Point grad,
a longtime legislator, a successful mayor and governor, and numerous other public servants, none of whom
warrant such an undignified characterization. Especially not from the matriarch of three substance-abusing
grandchildren, a felonious whoremonger son (Neil), ethically challenged son (Marvin), HMO-fund-embezzler
and election thief (Jeb), coke-sniffing AWOL Air Guard pilot son (W.), vehicularly homicidal daughter-in-law
(Laura) and father- and grandfather-in-law who traded with Nazi Germany."
--Alan Bisport, Republicans on the Ropes
"The best I can do is to listen and hug and
empathize as best as I can empathize.
I suspect the citizens here, who are at the darkest moments, will find light when a fellow citizen loves them."
--Dubyass, touring the wildfire damage in California Attribution
No, the best you could've done was release those
funds to clear brush away when Gov Davis asked for them,
but you're still punishing California for not voting for your Nazi ass.
Of course, the networks, media and talk radio say it's all the fault of Gray Davis and, of course, Bill Clinton.
Subject: VCR Alert?
I am having a hard time figuring out if
your insincere or just plain foolhardy.
How much "free" time to you think people have?
People are concerned and locked in a life and death struggle for country and planet,
they happen by your site as they continue to educate themselves so as to divine what is
necessary to grapple with the humungous task at hand, and you are recommending they
waste thier time with frivolous crap and the boob tube!
Get rid of that soul robbing, spirit numbing
Pavlovian tool of generations past. Look where it got us!
Why not just add a link to TV guide?
I know your going to say You need time off
to kick back and relax so as not to burn out your delicate spirit,
but sorry pal, this ain't 1956. Not only does the situation demand that you forgo this idiotic "luxury", but by
all means please quit recommending it!
Fearing like behaviour I am removing myself
from my Tequila regimen, and just ordered a case of Absinthe.
Hello Dangerous Leftist Element,
I stole a few moments from my recently ridiculous
schedule to record a new satirical essay
for the Christmas Coup Comedy Player's show tomorrow (Thurs) at 11AM EST on WBAI NY 99.5 FM
-- listen live through the magic of streaming audio at http://www.wbai.org. Check it out, I think you'll enjoy it.
Then on Friday evening at 6:30 PM EST I
will be joining Linda P. and Chuck U on No Censorship Radio
on WMBR 88.1 FM on the Greater Boston radio dial, also available in streaming audio at http://www.wmbr.org
Don't forget my three shows this weekend
at the Firehouse Center for the Arts One Market Square
Newburyport, MA 01950 Ph: 978-462-733 http://www.firehousecenter.com
The Shows are Thurs, Fri, Sat, Nov 6-8-- all at 7:30 PM
Subject: Feedback on your Radio Site
Number eighteen was the greatest!
You are getting better with each show.
Subject: Show 18 - Listening to it again and again!
Outstanding show. You really got into
a "Bart-groove" on this show - it's good for the soul, man.
As I type it's nearing the end of its second loop.
And I'm not saying this just because you're hammering O'Reilly instead of Limbaugh.
Seriously, if shows like this one were on the air every day I'd look forward to my hour-long commute.
Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was
....this issue it's
The sons of bitches got three kills since last issue.
Please vote to stay the course next November.
Very goddamn soon, we'll be at 400.
How long before we hit 600?
...and then 1000?
Total deaths since President Smirky McWarhardon said, "Bring
Plus, at least
2176 wounded for Bush's oil grab.
Many of them are missing arms, legs and eyes.
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
Have you bought stock in Halliburton so
you can get rich? I have.
Bechtel and some others, too. I'm raking in the dough.
Dow Jones should hit 10,000 this week or next.
Also, oil stocks sound good since Friends
of Bush (FOB) seem to be very prosperous.
Why not advise your "fans" that it is a great time to invest in BFEE companies and projects.
You do want your "fans" to be prosperous, or don't you care?
Booger, you're getting rich off this stock?
I don't know much about the stock market, but it seems that Halliburton
stock went from $23 to $24
in the last two years. You'd have to have thousands of shares to make real money off a one dollar "jump."
But that raises a good question - where are all those billions
they get from the government?
Halliburton is charging taxpayers (does that include you?) $2.50 a gallon for gas - in a country with more oil than Texas.
Booger, I think you're getting hosed.
(Clearly not obeying my Master)
A double shot of Friends, a sweeps Survivor
and Tru Calling and that's just the first hour. Then a sweeps
Thursdays put Mrs Bart in a good mood, so my life gets immeasureably better.
And I know a lot of people hate her, but Jessica Lynch might be doing an interview on Prime Time
with that scurrilous, back-stabbing, unethical, peroxide-using bimbo that works for ABC News.
Plus, there's a reason why Howard Stern hasn't been on Dave for
many years. Maybe they'll talk about that.
Not sure why, but Dave's had on a lot of guests lately who haven't been on his show for a while.
Is Dave feeling his mortality with the baby in his life?
A cold day in November
(Voting) was almost like going to an ATM with two notable exceptions. First, I didn't walk away with any cash.
Second, I didn't get a receipt confirming my transaction. So, I challenged the poll worker and asked,
"How do I know that my vote was registered? I'd like to validate that my vote is correct." In the old days I could
look at the card and make sure the numbers I punched matched the numbers I wanted to punch on the ballot.
"All the votes are counted. There's a print-out." was the reply I received.
"Can I see my vote?"
"You're not supposed to."
Arnold's True Lie
Spurred by a provocative e-mail sent by Schwarzenegger campaign spokesman Sean Walsh,
some local and national television and radio personalities broadcast false information that the woman,
Rhonda Miller, had a six-page rap sheet of felony arrests and convictions when the truth was she has
never been in trouble with the law. The misinformation that she had a criminal record on file in L.A.
Superior Court would not be corrected until after the election.
"What's wrong with smearing some bitch that gets in your way?"
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I thought someone in the Treehouse might enjoy seeing the photos I took when I went
with one of the Cape Cod Meet-up groups for General Clark to the pre and post debate festivities.
Look how close we got to The General!
What a great time!
I will buy a car for the first person to get a picture
of General Clark holding a bartcop.com sticker.
Today's issue went up a little early, so I can work on the radio
If you missed yesterday's issue, they say it was maybe the best ever.
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