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America where are you now?
Don't you care about your sons and daughters?
Don't you know we need you now?
We can't fight alone against this monster
Quote of the Day
''If I had one wish, it would be that Bush
"Is this about my illegal downloading of music
on the internet?"
--One of Dave's Top Ten things Saddam said when captured
Lars, wherever you are,
I hope you make a fat profit this Christmas.
Hilton beats Smirk in TV ratings
Amazing, since she's not killing anybody
More Americans watched Paris Hilton on an Arkansas farm than
saw Bush being "interviewed" by Diane Sawyer (R-Whore).
Did you see the mugging bastard smirk?
Sawyer quoted Bush saying "Saddam has WMDs," instead of "WMD programs."
The Never-elected chimp smirked and said, "What's the difference?"
He gets away with bald-faced lying because the Democrats won't call him on it.
"When Bill Clinton heard Saddam was found in
a spider hole, he asked,
'Was it big enough to have sex in?' "
-- Craig Kilborn's idea of a funny joke
Subject: Bush is killing America
I am a Canadian fifteen-year-old belly dancer
who has gone all over the world to competitions
and last year I went to Lebanon and I've got to say: AMERICA IS VERY UNPOPULAR!
It's a sad thing because your country used to be the ONE country the rest of the world would
look up to - that was quite special.
But now it's a totally different feeling
I would just like to tell all you Americans that your
government represents your country so PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE don't let that murderer Bush
drag America's admirableness down along with his ass: SAY NO TO BUSH IN 2004!
And also, to the folks at BartCop: you are
the smartest Americans I've ever met.
Dee, we are doing all we can to wake people
up, but Americans are very stupid.
Bush told them Saddam caused 9-11, so they cheered when Bush raped Iraq and stole their oil.
U.S. Sen. Bill Nelson said Monday the Bush administration last year told him and other senators
that Iraq not only had WMDs, but they had the means to deliver them to East Coast cities.
Nelson, D-Tallahassee, said about 75 senators
got that news during a classified briefing before last
October's congressional vote authorizing the use of force to remove Saddam Hussein from power.
Nelson voted in favor of using military force.
Nelson said he couldn't reveal who in the administration gave the briefing.
The White House directed questions about
the matter to the Department of Defense.
Defense officials had no comment on Nelson's claim.
With this never-elected
moron, the buck always stops with somebody else.
Since Bush is too cowardly to answer for the lies he's told that have killed so many,
he just points to whoever is standing near him where we get a "No comment."
...and of course, the networks and talk radio would never ask Bush to explain anything.
Tuesday on Dave, Barbara Walters told him that Siegfried told
her that Roy Horn had a stroke onstage.
Is this something the doctors discovered all these weeks after the fact?
In the past they've said Roy fell, but this is the first I've
heard of a stroke.
...of course, it's possible that Barbara Walters is just a crazy old bag.
Chickenhawk of the Day
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Marty's Entertainment Page
"Crisis' means he's been watching the BFEE
"I was elected by the people of this state to lead. Since the legislative leadership refuses to act,
I will act without them," Schwarzenegger said in announcing the decision.
The cuts, expected to come largely from
social service programs, free up money for city and
county governments that have lost more than $300 million since the governor voided an unpopular
tripling of the state's car tax.
Just like Bush, he causes the crisis,
then has to seize power that's not his to seize.
California had a surplus before Cheney and Kennyboy raped the state treasury.
...are California Democrats weak and scared like the Washington democrats?
Subject: Wierd New Mexico Contrail
That wierd, rope-like contrail that you
snapped a picture of in New Mexico COULD be
made by the Aurora! The Aurora is the 'top-secret' jet that may be the replacement for the
Take a look at this website:
http://www.parascope.com/nb/articles/auroraPix06.htm look familiar? :)
There's a lot of material about this "doughnuts-on-a-string"
contrail phenomena on the web,
the above link is literally the first one I looked at (no time this morning to hunt for a better site).
Hope you and Mrs. Bart are enjoying your trip!
Landon in Akron
Subject: Bart, please post this
I'm starting to wonder why you refuse to
post any subject matter that isn't following
the Israel ditto monkey line, are you becoming part of the main stream media that refuses
to allow another view regardless if its the truth or not?
Just kidding I hope!
The subject of Israel causes people to lose
If I print anything about Israel, a hundred from each side bombard we with
"You're Sharon's Zionist tool" or "You just want more babies killed."
Many of them send a 50K text message that
starts with, "In 1947...
insist on a point-by-point rebuttal and there's just not enough time..
Besides, at the moment I'm on a 21K modem, swear to Koresh.
Little Mud Village on the Potomac
by Gene Lyons
But it's the behavior of those at the very apex of the media pyramid that's largely
responsible for the decay of public discourse. Seemingly distracted by their own fame,
Washington celebrity pundits increasingly substitute rumor, speculation, augury,
soothsaying and mind-reading for news and cogent analysis of public issues.
Consider the performance
turned in by ABC's Ted Koppel as emcee of last week's
New Hampshire Democratic presidential debate. Once a widely respected journalist,
Koppel devoted, by actual count, his first nineteen questions to polls, personalities and money:
Great Christmas Gifts
sniper Malvo Guilty of Murder in Sniper Spree
Eighteen and life, you know
River Killer Sentenced to Life
This bastard can't even ask about a parole - ever
told to stop kidnapping, killing
Judge: We have a Constitution, Smirk
Limbaugh, The Neanderthal Ape
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Texas adult stores sell sex toys around the law by posting signs that say "sold only as novelties."
Webb didn't do that and faces up to a year in jail and a $4,000 fine if convicted.
When will the religious insanity end?
She's a criminal for having Tupperware parties with vibrators?
What's illegal about owning or selling a
Your damn washing machine is also a vibrator.
Should the Maytag Man (may he rest in peace) be arrested?
What part of "sex toys" makes the GOP feel
guilty and vengeful?
Could a sex therapist write in and explain why a Republican feels slighted when he thinks
a democrat might have good time sexually and he just can't handle bad news like that.
Will Testify At Saddam's Trial?
by Joe Conason
An obvious prospective witness is Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, who acted as a special envoy to Baghdad
during the early 1980's. On a courtroom easel, Saddam might display the famous December 1983 photograph of him
shaking hands with Mr. Rumsfeld, who acknowledges that the United States knew Iraq was using chemical weapons.
If his forces were using Tabun, mustard gas and other forbidden poisons, he might ask, why did Washington
restore diplomatic relations with Baghdad in November 1984?
He might put former President George Herbert
Walker Bush on the witness stand and ask, "Why did your
administration and Ronald Reagan's sell my government biological toxins such as anthrax and botulism,
as well as poisonous chemicals and helicopters?"
That's why they call him "Smoking Joe Conason."
American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was
....this issue it's
Plus, at least
wounded for Bush's illegal oil grab.
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Bill was on Larry King Wednesday night.
Bill said he could never run for office because of his stance on the issues.
"I think religion is bad and I think drugs
so I would only get 14 percent of the vote and I could never win."
He is more pro-drugs than I am, which is a scary thought.
He told Larry "all" drugs should be legalized.
That sounds a little reckless, but maybe smarter people know more than me.
But then a woman called in from Canada and she was on the verge
Somehow, she credited Maher with turning her on to marijuana, and since she's
been smoking some every day, she's no longer considered to be an epileptic.
Dat's true, dat's what she said.
I'm not a doctor, but it's obvious marijuana has beneficial medical
But voters are stupid and scared and they can't stand the idea of logic entering into their lives.
The same people who think Saddam planned 9-11, think marijuana
is a gateway to heroin.
Religiously insane Republicans don't want you to have control over your own lives, so they
fabricate the lie that "God is angry" with people who relax with a plant He gave us.
There's nobody on the Internet who can make a case that pot is
as bad as liquor or tobacco.
It can't be done.
Has there ever been a case where a man smoked a joint and beat
his wife or girlfriend?
Has there ever been a case where a person smoked pot and got lung cancer?
It's so maddening to live in the greatest country in the world,
but we're also a country that
sticks our head up our collective asses just to please the non-existent Invisible Cloud Being.
What if you, the reader, had high blood pressure, and certain
drugs could lower that pressure
and save your life, but Invisible Cloud Being doesn't like Provistan, or whatever your drug is?
You'd see the insanity if it was you, so why not see it for the other guy?
Saw it on http://www.freewayblogger.com
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charged with child molestation
Geragos mucho-vigaro on the defense
Geragos said something like: "The
DA's office thinks we don't know what they have, but we do
know what they have and what they have is nothing. This is simply a case of a shakedown artist
meeetin up with an over-zealous prosecutor with an ax to grind against Michael Jackson."
Geragos is/was on Larry King Thursday night, first time in a loooooooooong time.
"Dat's right, he is/was."
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The Turkey factor
Bush says America's armed forces will turn over Iraq to the soon-to-be-dead
locals by June.
You see, he can't have our brave men dying every day as the election comes closer.
Bush is like a really arrogant cook.
He set up a really big extravaganza and invited every other country to eat some turkey.
Trouble is, the other countries don't like his murderous ass, so most of them stayed away.
Bush keeps saying, and the press keeps repeatiug, that 63 countries came for Thanksgiving.
When asked to list the 63, they decline, saying the 63 can identify themselves if they want.
Yeah, every country is eager to have
Al Qaeda attack them. so that timidity gives the B.F.E.E.
the freedom to embellish the numbers to make it appear as tho a "coalition of the willing" exists.
Knowing how liars lie, I'll bet 50 of those 63 contributed a case of bottled water, thus enabling Bush
to claim they "contributed," and that's why he counts them among the alleged 63 countries.
Of course, Bush's good puppy press repeats
that clumsy lie because they want to legitimize him.
But here's the deal with Bush the Cook.
He's so incredibly inept, he forgot to thaw the damn turkey.
His lack of leadership, and his lack of planning has caused him
to run out of time.
Since he's out of time, the bungling cook has no choice but to serve frozen turkey to the Iraqis who are
NOT prepared to run their own country. Bush will serve this turkey before its time because he has no
other choice politically. He's going to screw Iraq further and get hundreds or thousands of people who
want to be free so he can lie to America once again and say they are ready to govern themselves.
But that's not even the worst part of this story.
The worst part is the American whore media is going to go on and
on and on about claiming this turkey
was the best-tasting turkey in the world, ...so succulent and so flavorable and so perfect in every way,
even though the son of a bitch was still frozen when he served it - and that pisses me off.
I'm so old, I remember when Bush's good puppy was a government watchdog
Strom the Rapist
Catching more details about the Strom/daughter situation, they're
saying Strom was 22
when he got the 16 year-old negro housekeeper pregnant, which is probably statutory rape,
but then again in the Carolina's - who knows? Update: legal sex age was 14
So his daughter was born in 1925, and a full twenty years after
rapoing his housekeeper,
he had the gall to get in front of a microphone (he called it "a machine") and say there weren't
enough men in the US army to force "the nigger race" into Carolina restaurants and movie theaters.
Apparently, "the nigger race"
was good enough for him to force his nasrt penis into,
but they weren't goof enough to sit next to him in a movie theater.
I think it was ABC News Radio who flat-out said that Strom left
the Democratic Party because
they were pushing to hard for equality for "the nigger race." That's the same reason Reagan
left, and Trent Lott and many other prominent Democrats turned Republican, so they could
slow the progress made by the dark people.
Hatred of blacks is the glue that holds
the Republican Party together.
They won't admit that - they'll say their glue is "less government" or "cutting taxes,"
but seriously - when has a Republican ever told the truth about themselves?
Hell, promoting civil rights is the primary
reason Clinton was impeached.
Lastly, wasn't it nice of the American whore media to cover for
this raping segregationist?
They always cover for the Republicans and they always make the Democrat front page news.
Hold your head up.
One day, when a Democrat fights back,
if we can ever get the GOP into a fair fight,
we will kick their lying asses back to Houston.
ho... ho... ho...
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