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Don't you care about your sons and daughters?
Don't you know we need you now?
We can't fight alone against this monster
Quote of the Day
"I'll beat the shit out of them."
"Civil disobedience is not our problem. Our
problem is civil obedience. Our problem is that numbers of people
all over the world have obeyed dictates of the leaders of their government and have gone to war, and millions
have been killed because of this obedience. Our problem is that people are obedient all over the world in the
face of poverty and starvation and stupidity, and war, and cruelty. Our problem is that people are obedient
while the jails are full of petty thieves, and all the while the grand thieves are running and robbing the country.
That's our problem."
--Howard Zinn, who I'd like to buy a drink Attribution
Saddam was captured by US troops only after he had been taken prisoner by Kurdish forces,
drugged and abandoned ready for American soldiers to recover him, a British Sunday newspaper said.
A former Iraqi intelligence officer, whom
the Express did not name, told the paper that Saddam
was held prisoner by a leader of the Kurdish Patriotic Front, which fought alongside US forces
during the Iraq war, until he negotiated a deal.
The embedded reporters went along with this week-old lie so they could priase Bush.
Has the illegal administration ever told
the truth - about anything?
Bush got a big bounce in the polls for this "capture," and the dutiful Democrats praised Bush's "success."
This week, FOX Whore News got on Madeline Allbright for joking
that Bush might be lying about capturing
Osama and now we know she was RIGHT - Bush had lied about Saddam, the son of a bitch.
Lie after lie, week after week, and nobody calls Bush on it but a few websites.
When is somebody going to call Bush on his mountains of lies that have killed thousands?
Who said it? And about whom?
"He's a deceiver, he's a liar, he's a torturer,
he's a murderer.
I can't imagine why he would change his attitude."
Subject: Iraq reconstruction policy
I continue to watch in amazement while the
Bush Administration takes the public position that the
Iraq reconstruction contracts will go only to those countries who supported the Iraq War, and not
to Germany, France, Russia, and Canada who opposed it. And this is at the same time America is
asking them to donate money and troops. America is going out of its way to insult those countries
who they are also begging from.
Besides - those countries aren't going to
get the contracts anyway. Neither are the countries who did
support the war. All the contracts are being given to American companies, like Halliburton, who gave
big campaign contributions to get Bush elected in the first place. Only Republican party insiders get
government contracts. And I'm sure that France, Germany, Russia, and Canada already know that.
San Francisco, CA.
"I don't think anybody could have predicted that they would try to use an airplane as a missile,
a hijacked airplane as a missile," said national security adviser Condoleeza Rice on May 16, 2002.
"How is it possible we have a national security
advisor coming out and saying we had no idea they could
use planes as weapons when we had FBI records from 1991 stating that this is a possibility," said Kristen
Breitweiser, one of four New Jersey widows who lobbied Congress and the president to appoint the commission.
If the BFEE is innocent, if they didn't know the 9-11 attack was
why did Ashcroft stop flying commercial planes in August of 2001?
With this never-elected moron, the buck always stops with somebody else.
It's been 830 days since 9-11.
Bin Laden is still free - are you?
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"It's probably time to call it quits. The US
and the UK are so wedded to the idea that the
Iraqis were hiding things that they are not willing to explore the possibility that they're wrong."
--Hans Blix, who Bush and the networks (shame on Dave and Jay for piling on, too) and talk radio
called "a bungler" because he couldn't find the WMDs that Bush and Cheney guaranteed Saddam had Attribution
Letterman continues his long, ugly slide into being an unfunny old man. He's got a new bit he does now
called "Clinton Classics" which he uses as an excuse to drag out unfunny blow job jokes from five years ago.
Dave, you have twenty writers - can't any of them write new material?
There was a time when Dave was on top of
the comedy world, but now, like Leno, it's just one Clinton
blow job joke after another because everybody loves the unelected murderer.
Pentagon: Halliburton serving troops "dirty" food
The Pentagon repeatedly warned contractor Halliburton-KBR that the food it served to
US troops in Iraq was "dirty," as were as the kitchens it was served in, NBC News reported Friday.
The Pentagon reported finding "blood all
over the floor," "dirty pans," "dirty grills," "dirty salad bars"
and "rotting meats ... and vegetables" in four of the military messes the company operates in Iraq.
Halliburton (R-BFEE) is screwing our troops
and stealing those billions.
Last week, Halliburton was given another $220,000,000 to screw our troops.
Why is everybody taking this?
The press barely mentions it.
Talk radio won't ever mention it.
The networks might give it 30 seconds and then drop it.
...and of course, the Democrats don't mind that the BFEE is making billions while screwing our troops.
When will somebody stand up and say, "This horseshit stops now!?"
Subject: Thank you
To listen to all the stupid shit about not
being a good american, blah, blah, blah, scares me at the amount
of ignorance out there.Ask these same people about the constitution and they have never read it.
Thanks to you and other folks on the web
I no longer watch any main stream media.
America is being sold to the highest bidder. Bush has only succeded to split this country.
How will we get it back?
.When a man who talks to God and he is backed
into a corner, look out.
Will Osama suddenly be captured?
Or will a little dirty bomb go off and a national emergency declared and the elections shut down?
Before the illegal war I told people 6 months
earlier there are no W.M.D.'s and we will go to war.
They said, "Oh, bullshit."
Now they ask,"How did you know?"
I tell them it is a new concept I have come
up with, I call it READING, dumbass.
No matter what, keep putting on the pressure.
Don't give up, don't give in.
Gary, I will continue the attack.
I want the Republicans to know that their boy is getting rolled.
Bart - for people like me, you worry too
I very much enjoy your site, read it almost every day.
Not only do I find it funny, but I also learn something.
And this from a person who reads at least two newspapers a day and several other websites
such as BuzzFlash and Smirking Chimp. Plus, I get this great re-enforcement that us people
on the east coast are not alone. There are people with sense in the red states. If I thought it
was never gonna change, I'd move. I may anyway if dim sum gets another term.
Canada is looking better and better. Funny, because we almost moved there once before,
until my husband got a medical exemption from the draft.
Have you noticed btw: with Clinton
they always broke stories on Friday evening when they were
trying to bury something. With the result that that would be what was covered on the Sunday talk shows.
Rove has figured it out and he now breaks everything he wants emphasized on Friday. So again this Sunday
no one will be talking about Haliburton. Remember they got the no bid contract supposedly because they
were the only ones up and running and able to start immediately. Oh yeah! They just forgot to hire a few
accountants to keep tract of the billions. And oh year! Brown & Root can't deliver edible food, and oh what the hell.
So lay back a little, enjoy the vacation.
Once thing I have learned is that life is too short to sweat the big stuff,
especially when you have done everything you can. At a certain point you just have to let if go a little.
My husband says hi, and best to Mrs. Bart,
who sounds like a saint.
Elaine, people have been remarkably patient with this radio project.
If I could get everything working, it might even be a funny story to tell.
Right now, the radio software in both computers is broke.
I bought very expensive equipment hoping to avoid this exact situation.
Nobody knows anything - Windows blames the sound card, the sound card
people blame Cool Edit and Cool Edit blames Windows.
It's a giant circle jerk and it's driving me crazy.
Plus, there's nobody in Oklahoma with half a brain.
Seriously, I may have to fly Tommy mack allllllllllllllllllllllllll the way back here
and the worst part is it's probably just a switch that needs to be thrown.
It's a Jack Daniels night for me.
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When a subscription is stopped, I usually
send am e-mail
saying I hope it was something I said, and not some dire
financial situation the reader was going thru.
In all but two cases, I've gotten:
I wanted to let you know that the reason
for me canceling my subscription was indeed lack of funds.
My unemployment benefits are running out at the end of this year and the repulsicans have decided not
to give any more help, so every penny counts. I plan on re-subscribing as soon as possible,
and I hope you keep up the good work to try to get the B.F.E.E. out of the picture.
Got laid off in Sept (second time since
Bush was appointed) if things turn up,
I will renew, sorry about that. I am normally in tune with everything you say
except the God thing, but I believe in each his own. Mine happens to be Catholic.
Hey- no my dog, it's only temporary 'cause
I'm switching banks!
US Bank was fuckin' me so bad I had to get out of there.
Back onto the $10.00/month in Jan, '04!
No really it was something you said...
you Bush Bashin'
Hammer Swingin' Monkee Ass Kickin' Smartmouthin' Sonofabitch!
Say it some more!
But seriously, it's very sad and very touching to know that people
who have lost their jobs are still
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"It's unbelievable to me. He can't possibly
have meant it. Because it means we can hit you
if we don't like you. The administration is redefining its meaning of having stockpiles of WMDs
to thinking about acquiring large stockpiles. His claims that there is no difference is disingenuous.
But they're sticking with that position - that black is white."
--David Albright, former UN inspector and a Washington expert on nuclear arms, on Dubya's response to
a Diane Sawyer question about his claims that Saddam Hussein possesed WMDs, as opposed to the
possibility that he could move to acquire those weapons:( Dubya's answer: "What's the difference?")
Did anybody hear one elected Democrat call Bush
on that crap?
His deliberate lies have killed hundreds of brave Americans and when Diane Sawyer,
(of all people) asks him about it, Bush gets snippy and the subject is immediately dropped.
Where are the Democrats?
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"The guy who gave the tip leading to Saddam's
capture gets a $25 million award.
The man's name is Hal Halliburton."
-- Craig Kilborn, Attribution
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"The Bush administration has been using cyberspace
to make some of its own cosmetic
touch-ups to history. White House officials were steamed when Andrew S. Natsios,
the administrator of the U.S. Agency for International Development, said earlier this year
that U.S. taxpayers would not have to pay more than $1.7 billion to reconstruct Iraq -- which
turned out to be a gross understatement of the tens of billions of dollars the government now
expects to spend. Recently, however, the government has purged the offending comments by
Natsios from the agency's Web site. The transcript, and links to it, have vanished. This is not
the first time the administration has done some creative editing of government Web sites.
After the insurrection in Iraq proved more stubborn than expected, the White House edited
the original headline on its Web site of Bush's May 1 speech, "Bush Announces Combat
Operations in Iraq Have Ended," to insert the word "Major" before combat.
--Dana Milbank, White House Web Scrubbing Attribution
Saddam on Lips At Ground Zero
Here was a woman in the cold, Linda Jacobs, standing with her husband, Ken, from Newport News, Va.,
and saying, "He probably did. Who knows. But he probably did." Her husband said, "Oh. yeah. He was in on it."
A couple from Knoxville, Tenn., Elaine and
Will, agreed. "I believe he was in on it on some level," she said.
"He was around there someplace," the husband said. Betty Hipp, San Antonio. 'Of course Saddam was responsible.'"
When you own the networks, the newspapers
and talk radio, propaganda is pretty simple.
You tell the good puppies what to say, and they follow orders, and a nation is misled.
If Clinton had this fawning major media
coverage, we'd all have health care coverage, seniors
could buy all their prescriptions with a $10 co-pay, and President Gore's Dow would be at 15,000.
...not to mention the tens of thousands of people who's still be alive since Gore has no oil hardon.
Thanks to DC Miller
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"We're totally screwed. The Supreme Court took
the case to kill it.
They did not take the case for any other reason then to drive a big spike through it.
The outcome of this case is all but predetermined."
--a lawyer close to the case against Cheney who asked to remain anonymous, on the
Whore Court's decision to hear an appeal from Dick Cheney, who for more than a year
has been defying a federal judge's order to pony up documents about his energy task force
They didn't illegally install the unelected moron so they could expose his secrets.
They purposely ruled against Clinton in every case, just to screw him, and they'll
rule for their boss's son every time his administration breaks the law.
level goes to orange
Bush needs a distraction after phoney Saddam capture
"These credible sources suggest the possibility of attacks against the homeland around the holiday
season and beyond," he said. "These strategic indicators, including al-Qaida's continued desire to
carry out attacks against our homeland, are perhaps greater now than at any point since Sept. 11."
But Bush said Osama was "of no concern,"
and that's why he wernt after the "real"
threat - Saddam,
a trembling old man with no weapons of mass distruction and no means to deliver any such weapons.
If the Al Qaeda threat is real, and they are preparing to attack
us on American soil,
why are half-way around the globe bullying third world countries like Iraq?
American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was
....this issue it's
Plus, at least
wounded for Bush's illegal oil grab.
Wounded Troops Denied Benefits?
Lieutenant John Fernandez, who lost part of both legs in Iraq, knows he can
no longer be a soldier, but he's not ready to leave the army.
"I personally don't think it's right to be forced
out of the - the military and all
of a sudden be forced to live on half of the pay that I was getting," he says.
Ryan Kelley, who lost his left leg below
the knee, makes about $20,000 a year as a staff sergeant.
Once he leaves the army, he will receive about $8,000 a year in benefits.
$8000 a year and a kiss goodbye?
For losing a leg in Bush's phoney oil war?
Jesus, that's not even $700 dollars a goddamn month.
...for losing a leg on the battlefield?
The only question you have to ask is: Would evil men commit murder to control the whole world?
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When I contracted cancer, I learned how much other people care about me.
Having a life-threatening disease put an end to my fear of aging.
The enforced rest gave me the leisure to look at my life and then jettison the things that were causing me the most stress.
My appreciation of the small joys of life was greatly increased.
"If something like 9/11 happens next October,
it's a no-win situation for Dean or any Democrat.
The president who has tried to stop terrorism is going to be reelected in a landslide."
--Rush, the vulgar junkie, accidentally telling the truth
Who knows, maybe Rush has been reading bartcop.com
Without a doubt, this country is going to vote for the man they think will be toughest on terrorism.
Bush has proven he's a loser against terrorism, that's one reason
he attacked Saddam.
He couldn't find the real terrorists, so he invented some.
Rush, like me, suspects Bush will allow another terrorist attack to win election.
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I forget what this is about.
I might have visited some lib site late at night,
but why would Ol' Bart need a moderator's approval since I only speak the truth?
Right now, this raped nation needs more truth.
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The internet is all we've got. And consider how the bastard will govern when he never has to face the voters again.
Subject: Now you're talkin'!
I'd like to order 3 cds of your radio show for my mother for Christmas.
I read your website every day. I've
always wanted to send you some money
(what a worthy charity! Fuck Bush!) and what a nice way to support you and
increase your readership / listening audience at the same time.
Keep it up, Bart!
Dude, thanks for that.
I hope your Mom is cool :)
Where is Bart?
I'll update when I get my pictures downloaded.
All my USB ports have stopped working.
And thanks to allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll who wrote to claim
I'd have no troubles if I had gottena Mac instead.
Advice like that really comes in handy.
President Bush a homo?
saw it on BettyBowers.com
.We at Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals have BASHed enough so-called "gays" with the blunt love of Jesus
to know how to spot deviants across a crowded sale at Saks. Outside of Italian shoes, nothing sends up a
rainbow-colored flare that you are dealing with a flaming homosexual more reliably than when a man breathlessly
gushes the word "faaabulous!" When a Christian lady hears this word outside of her hair salon or florist,
she instinctively reaches for the Bible tracts in her purse because she knows a nancy boy is within throwing range.
New York Governor Pataki ("who is doing
a fabulous job");
Rudy Giuliani ("he's done a fabulous job");
Colin Powell ("he's doing a fabulous job");
Dick Cheney ("doing a fabulous job for America");
John Ascroft ("doing such a fabulous job");
Paul Wolfowitz ("doing a fabulous job");
Ari Fleischer ("done a fabulous job");
Catching more details about the Strom/daughter situation, she says she met him when she was in college,
before he went into politics. When the CNN lady asked her how she reconciled the bigot, racist bastard
with the father, she said he never talked about segregation or race hate until after he got into politics.
Does that mean Strom was the first Rush Limbaugh?
Did he figure out that he could make money by tapping into that famous Carolina race hatred?
Did he use the race card as a ladder to higher office?
MJ and Mark
On Larry King, Geragos says he can prove Jackson is innocent of these charges
because he has the "victim," his mothert and his brother all on videotape saying that
nothing bad happened. He also said in California, if you're caught in any material lie,
the judge tells the jury thewy can disregard everything you've said.
So, the video tape is calling the family that's suing a liar, not Geragos.
Someone asked, "If I subscribe, do I get the archived radio shows, too?"
The answer is yes.
Hold your head up.
One day, when a Democrat fights back,
if we can ever get the GOP into a fair fight,
we will kick their lying asses back to Houston.
ho... ho... ho...
Merry Christmas from the "on their knees for Dubya" brigade.
Subject: Stay on vacation-Issue 1222
Issue 1222 - Bears overboard, was the best
page I've seen you put out lately, thank you.
Maybe the key is for you to stay on vacation so I can be selfish and have great pages to read.
This is classic Bartcop,
>Tom Daschle praised Breaux as a good friend whose strength was
> to reach across the aisle on key issues.
> Oh Koresh, I can hardly stand the irony.
> If John Breaux or Tom Daschle ever says anything complimentary about bartcop.com
> I would feel duty-bound to end my life to give other Nazi-fighting websites more respect.
> Please, John and Tom, please never let bartcop.com hit your radar.
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