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  In Today's Treehouse...
Nader backs Bush - 4 more
2775 missing pieces in Iraq
Ashcroft eyeing clothing sites
Helen Thomas on Bush 
Bush's Poodle wants third term
Does God really love war?
Moonies times blasts Kerry 
Rich Morrison vs Tom Delay
Bush critic: Don't Speak


Quote of the Day

"It looks like the Bush administration will be 
  handing over power to the Iraqis by June 30th
  ...and, then they'll be handing over power to 
  the Democrats on Nov 2nd." 
    --David Letterman, as seen on atrios.blog

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"Americans have been tolerant of homosexuality for years,
  but now it's being stuffed down their throats...
   -- Tom Delay, always choking on the gay stuff    Attribution

 I'm nuts about bashing gays...

 Nader says Bush deserves four more

  Click  Here

 Ralph Nader announced Sunday he will run again for the presidency,
 declaring that Bush has done a great job and the democrats deserve
 to have their ticket split to allow Bush's planet-wide rape to continue.

"It's his personal vanity because he has no movement. Nobody's
 backing him," New Mexico Democratic Gov. Bill Richardson said.

 As the Green Party's nominee in 2000, Nader appeared on the ballot in
 43 states and Washington, D.C., garnering only 2.7 percent of the vote.
 But in Florida and New Hampshire, Bush won such narrow victories
 that had Gore received the bulk of Nader's votes in those states,
 he would have won the general election.

 If only the Greens could put aside their hatred for the Democrats
 long enough to help us get rid of the real Monster in the White House.

 2775 missing limbs, eyes, and memories 
  The price of Bush's oil war is much higher than they're telling

  Click  Here

 The difficult nature of the ongoing war in Iraq and the increasing violence is hitting American troops.
 Since the war began last March, there have been 545 troops killed in Iraq. And now, it turns out,
 there have been more wounded: Wednesday, Walter Reed Army Medical Center announced that,
 due to a change in compilation process, "it had revised upward by as much as 10% the number of
 patients and battlefield casualties it has treated...As of Wednesday, Walter Reed had treated 2,775
 patients from the Iraq war 175 more than it had previously reported. Of the new total, 476 were
 classified as battle casualties, meaning their injuries were caused by 'enemy action.


"Schwarzenegger has come out against gay marriage and then he went
  back to slathering body oil all over his muscles in front of other guys."
     --Craig Kilborn, Attribution

 Remember the night he announced on Leno?  He mentioned getting biniki waxed,
 which, in case you don't know, is Arnold having his groin hair removed so it
 wouldn't stick out of his tenny-tiny bikini panties.

 Call Bush to account on Iraq, economy 
   by Helen Thomas, the last of the honest reporters in Washington DC

  Click  Here

"It would be ideal if voters would put a candidate's personal traits in perspective and concentrate on the key issues.
 Take, for example, the war against Iraq and the credibility of the president who started it on the basis of non-existent
 weapons of mass destruction. There should be public accountability on this. I hope Bush either reveals everything
 that went into his misplaced call to arms -- or that he pays a political price for his deception. Bush is spotlighting the
 upswing in the economy but the pressing problem of unemployment and job flight overseas may spell trouble for him.
 The president may also be held accountable for the huge tax cuts for the rich and the burgeoning budget deficit that
 those cuts helped deepen.

 My own feeling is that unless something turns up in the personal lives of the two major presidential candidates that is
 a shocker, the election will turn on how the voters feel about Bush's muscular foreign policy and conservative domestic policy."

 Blair to seek third term
 Will the UK re-elect Bush's Poodle?

  Click  Here

 Tony Blair, his popularity bruised after leading Britain into a
 divisive war in Iraq, said he intends to seek a third term in office.

 In an opinion poll for the Independent newspaper, published February 6,
 51 percent of respondents agreed when asked if the time had come for
 Blair to resign and hand over the reins of power to someone else. .

 I smell a rat.
 I think this is a phony trial balloon, and Blair will eventually decide not to run
 and the Carlyle Group (R-BFEE) will hire him "because nobody else will," and
 Bush's Poodle will get his $30 million for supporting Bush in the Dirty Oil Snatch.

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"Arnold's trying to promulgate a separate and unequal status. He's talking about changing the
  Constitution of the United States. It is hardly consistent with his compassionate conservatism.
  So, I guess I'm honored to engage in any discourse on this subject."
     --San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom,    Attribution

 Subject: Coincidence?

 We've had three Skull and Bones Presidents (Bush jr, Bush sr, and Taft).
 The two losing incumbent presidents with the smallest percentage of votes
 in their re-election bid were Bush sr and Taft.  Bush jr's poised to be the third.

 Kerry is looking good to take him in the upcoming election and is also a Skull and Bones.
 Secret societies scare me.  Is world domination their plan?

 Their association with Skull and Bones is a fact.  I can't remember exactly where I heard
 the losing incumbent statistic but it was presented as fact in a context outside of any Skull
 and Bones reference.  The coincidence struck me immediately.


 Walt, I'm not happy about Kerry's allegiance to Skull & Bones, either.
 I would prefer his allegiance be to the US Constitution, but he can't talk about it.
 That being said, anyone would be better than the Disaster President.

 Ashcroft Monitors Clothing Sites

  Click  Here

 It seems that the anti-terrorist division of our government is spending its time (and our tax dollars)
 doing web searches on people who disagree with their politics and have the audacity to say so on t-shirts.
 Progressive clothing = potential terrorist? Never mind that we're three pacifists running our business out
 of an apartment - because we don't like Bush, we might be a threat to national security. We're interested
 to see what happens the next time one of us tries to get on a plane!

 If you run a progressive or liberal small business web site (or blog etc.), we suggest that you check your
 access logs, and let us know if you are also getting visits from the DOJ or DHS. We'd like to get more
 proof that this is going on, and get the word out.!

 We knew before the Patriot Act was passed that Ashcroft would abuse it - because he's religiously insane
 like his boss that bombed Iraq "because God told him to."  But the Democrats affirmed Ashcroft anyway
 and now they're using these unconstitutional powers to spy on Democrats, gays, black people and others.

 Tech question

 I got this from a subscriber who wants to hear her BCR:

 I tried your fix to get my default from RealPlayer to Windows Media and it didn't work.

 Can anybody help?


Marty's Entertainment Page

 Chinaco now has a website
  Must be 21 to visit, for some reason


  If you visit them, tell them you saw their link on  bartcop.com

  Subject: Chinaco

 I've been meaning to ask if you would like a review of a good Mexican restaurant in Phoenix called Abuelo's.
(How do I know it's good? Need you ask - Chinaco Anejo of course!) I visit my sister out there around this
 time every year, and we always go to Abuelo's. I have to tell you, the first time I went and asked the waiter
 for Chinaco, he asked if I wanted it in a Margarita - I almost walked out on that one but had to reconsider,
 since my sister was driving.

 When they brought the Chinaco there was salt on the rim of the glass and a slice of lime, so I had to clean off
 the glass before I drank, but boy, was it worth it (this was my first Chinaco experience). Now when I go I
 have to remember to tell them to bring it neat.

 I think I shocked my older sister, but she's getting used to watching me savor my Chinaco.
 I still haven't been able to persuade her to try it,  though.

 Ann in Philly


"The Republicans are trying to turn Jane Fonda into Kerry's Willie Horton -- there's even a faked
  photo of the two of them together being circulated on the Internet. The suggestion here is that,
  like Fonda, Kerry was a traitor after the war.  Like Kerry, I won't condemn someone like Bush for
  going into the National Guard. But for someone like that to condemn someone like Kerry, who
  behaved so much better in every respect, is just revolting. It's just disgusting."
        --Daniel Ellsberg,   Attribution

 Subject: rape


 I agree with Andrew that you are so "fair and balanced" on the issue of rape
 that you fail to reflect the outrage that many of us feel when we hear comments
 like that dumbass Colorado coach.

 I can only assume I'm a failure as a writer, because what I thought I was saying and
 what people read are a million miles apart.  So I'll attempt this again:

 What the coach said was so impossibly
 and Republican that, since I don't know the man, I assumed he didn't mean to say it.

 I still fail to see how that translates into "Bart is insensitive to women."
 In my mind, it's the exact opposite of what some people are hearing me say in their heads.

 Also, the two complaints I've found were both from men.
 Maybe the women have just given up on me or maybe they saw know what I meant..

 Of course, I'm not going anywhere, but I ask you to examine whether or not you
 have a bias on the part of the alleged perp involved in crimes against women.

 (an unidentified senior  bartcop.com  pillar)

 In my mind, I'm so pro-women's rights, I have no where else to go.

 When I remind people that California wanted Peterson dead before the evidence came in,
 that's seen as pro-rape, but I don't get it.

 When I worry that an all-white jury might believe the all-white prosecutors with "Lynch Kobe"
 t-shirts, who arrested Kobe on the girl's word before the evidence came in,
 that's seen as pro-rape, but I don't get it.

 Maybe I'm the only guy who watchesd C.S.I., but on that show, they drill into you that it doesn't
 matter what alllllllllllllllllll the witnesses say - what matters are the blood splatter patterns,
 the powder burns, the tire tracks and the fingerprints, etc.

 When the suspect says, "It was an accident, honest," Grissom points to the body and says,
"Is he going to tell me the same story?"

 I'm convinced Mark Geragos took the Peterson case because the whole country was ready to put
 a needle in Peterson's arm and Geragos saw something wrong with the state's "air-tight" case.

 Most prosecutors have that "they're ALL guilty" certainty that Nancy Grace has, and I
 guess that's part of the system, but if I complain when they try to murder a man or jail him for life
 before the evidence is in, I don't see myself as anti-woman, I see myself as a Constitutionalist.

 By the way, thanks for proving that adults can disagree and keep things civil.

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 Is God telling you to love war?
  Loathe gays? Restrict women?  by Mark Morford

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 Is your god really, really angry right now?

 Is your god telling you, like it tells G.W. Bush every night, that your unwanted
 unprovoked ultraviolent war against a nearly defenseless nation is not only
 justified and righteous, but is His deepest wish?

 And does your religion tell you, like it tells so many of the Christian Right,
 that homosexuals are a dire threat to humankind and should be stopped at all
 costs before the so-called gay agenda sneaks into the playground and the
 drinking water and the "Spongebob" scripts and starts covertly converting
 our blessed innocent hetero children to a life of sin?

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  Dueling Quotes

"I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country,
  we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over
  again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!"
      --Rev. Jerry Falwell (R-Insane),   Attribution

"Secular schools can never be tolerated because such a school has no religious instruction
 and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air; consequently,
 all character training and religion must be derived from faith.... We need believing people."
      --Adolf Hitler, April 26, 1933,   Attribution

 Vets refuse to forgive Kerry
  Another smear job ordered by Rev Moon

  Click  Here

"Questions arose during his 1996 Senate re-election campaign about whether Mr. Kerry deserved the awards,
 in particular the Silver Star. Accounts of the incident vary, but essentially Mr. Kerry chased down a wounded
 Viet Cong fighter, killed him and stripped him of the B-40 rocket launcher he had just fired at Mr. Kerry's swift boat.

 The Viet Cong fighter had already been wounded by the boat's machine gunner, according to various reports from
 eyewitnesses, who had "laid down 50 rounds" into the hootch where the man had run to hide and from which Kerry
 emerged after applying what some described as the "coup de grace" to the wounded Viet Cong.

 A month later, an injured Mr. Kerry rescued a crewmate who had fallen overboard when a mine exploded near
 their boat. He received his third Purple Heart for an arm injury in this incident."

 Meanwhile, Bush was AWOL and drunk, screwing Mexican hookers while snorting cocaine,
 but let's keep the focus on Kerry so as not to embarrass the never-elected deserter.

 Thanks to Trevor

 Rev. Moon, the Bushes & Donald Rumsfeld
  by Robert Parry of  consortiumnews.com  so you know it's true

  Click  Here

 George W. Bush's choice of Donald Rumsfeld to be U.S. defense secretary could put an unintended spotlight
 on the role of the Rev. Sun Myung Moon - a Bush family benefactor - in funneling millions of dollars to
 communist North Korea in the 1990s as it was developing a missile and nuclear weapons program.

 In 1998, Rumsfeld headed a special commission, appointed by the Republican-controlled Congress, that warned
 that North Korea had made substantial progress during the decade in building missiles that could pose a potential
 nuclear threat to Japan and parts of the United States.

 The BFEE has been laundering money with the Rev Moon and the Koreans for decades, but don't look at that.
 Let's put all our resources into verifying Kerry's Vietnam war wounds, instead.


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 Richard Morrison vs Tom Delay 

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 I am running against Tom Delay because he is one of the greatest threats to the American way of life.
 Those that have run against him in the past have tried to run a civil and somewhat low profile campaign
 because he is so powerful and so ruthless to his enemies. I am not afraid of Mr. Delay and I am running
 an agressive campaign by exposing his false statements and lack of leadership on every issue. I am not
 running for fame, fortune or power. I am running to serve the people of District 22 and America.

 How does a person get elected to congress as a near bankrupt bugkiller and then become a millionaire?

 You Can't Skip Vietnam Twice
   by Frank Rich

  Click  Here

"When George W. Bush's handlers had him dress up as the 1986 Tom Cruise of "Top Gun" to dance a victory jig
 on an aircraft carrier, they didn't stop to think that he might soon face an opponent who could be type-cast more
 persuasively in his own Tom Cruise role. John F. Kerry was in real life a comrade of Ron Kovic, whom Mr. Cruise
 played to great acclaim in the 1989 "Born on the Fourth of July." Mr. Kerry, like the movie's hero, was a decorated
 Vietnam soldier who became a star activist for Vietnam Veterans Against the War upon returning home...

"The issue is settled" has been the White House press secretary's mantra when badgered about the president's military
 service. You have to wonder if the issue would have come up at all had Mr. Bush not set the stage for Iraq-Vietnam
 parallels by wearing the fly boy uniform of his own disputed guard duty while prematurely declaring victory last spring.
 But that's the way it always is with Vietnam. To paraphrase a totemic line that Francis Coppola wrote for "Godfather III"
 but that would be even more appropriate to "Apocalypse Now": just when we think we are out, it pulls us back in."

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 Bush critic's speech canceled
  Kevin Phillips dis-invited because he's got a book out

  Click  Here

 Kevin Phillips, author of a best-selling book that is harshly critical of President Bush,
 said Friday that the Atlanta History Center had withdrawn an invitation for him to speak
 next Wednesday for political reasons.

 The History Center said the invitation had been merely "tentative." Phillips said he had
 never considered the engagement tentative and would have been here Wednesday."

 What a clumsy lie that is.
 The speech is four days away and he wasn't "really" invited yet?

 What is Bush so afraid of?
 That somebody might find out?

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 Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
 Bush lied, and caused 547  American lives lost - and counting.

They're back!
From:    http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx

 Subject: Ralph Nader is Republican stooge

 Ralph Nader - who managed to split the anti-republican vote and get Bush selected
 as president is running again for the same reason. Nader gives Republicans a chance
 to donate twice in this year's election.

 They can give once to Bush - and once to Nader to draw people away from the
 Democratic nominee.  When Nader posts his contributions I'll bet you'll see that the
 majority of his big contributors will be the same people who are also big contributors
 to Bush. Nader knows he can't possibly win. The only thing Nader can accomplish is
 to make sure Bush wins. Nader is very dishonest.

 Marc Perkel

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"To talk about the price of the Iraq war strictly in terms of U.S. casualties and tax dollars is an obscenity.
  Yes, Americans were lied to by their politicians. Yes, they are owed answers. But the people of Iraq are
  owed a great deal more, and that enormous debt belongs at the very centre of any civilized debate about
  the war. In the United States, a good start would be for the Democratic candidates to acknowledge some
  collective responsibility."
    --Naomi Klein,  Attribution

 If the Democrats are responsible it's because they believe Bush when his CIA people told the Senate
 that Saddam could hit the East coast in 45 minutes. That lie made many Democrats vote for this war.

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 How did Bush see the first plane strike the WTC?

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 In addition to the time Bush told this to young Jordan at a "Town Hall Meeting" with displaced workers in Florida
 on December 4th 2001 ("I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower the
 TV was obviously on."), he did it again in a "Town Hall Forum"  in California on January 5th 2002: "first of all, when
 we walked into the classroom, I had seen this plane fly into the first building. There was a TV set on.".

 So, do you think maybe Defendant Bush saw a plane fly into the first building, or not???
 Bush was in a well-connected govt limo when the 1st plane hit at 8:46

 What channel/network/satellite/planet do you think Bush was tuned to? None of the commercial networks
 had video of the 1st impact that morning -- they weren't expecting it; they did not have cameras trained on
 the WTC waiting for secret attack(s) to begin...

 Remember, the first known video of the first plane flying into the first WTC tower surfaced the day after it happened.

 Or, to put it another way, what did Bush know, when did he know it, and did he know that he knew it?

 These conspiracy theories will continue until the never elected government answers some questions.
 Will the Democrats ever force Bush & Cheney to answer tough questions under oath?

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