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Quotes

"My colleagues, every statement I make today is backed up by sources, solid sources.
  These are not assertions. What we're giving you are facts and conclusions based on solid intelligence.
  The gravity of this moment is matched by the gravity of the threat that Iraq's WMD pose to the world."
    --Gen. Colin Powell, lying to the UN so Bush could steal Iraq's oil and empty the Treasury   Attribution

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Bush distanced himself Wednesday from White House predictions that the economy
 will add 2.6 million jobs this year, the second embarrassing economic retreat in a week
 and new fuel for Democratic criticism.

"Now they're already walking backwards on their own predictions,"  John Kerry said in Ohio,
 where unemployment has risen from 3.9 percent to 6 percent since Bush took office.
 

 How can America possibly consider voting for this miserable failure?

 Quotes

"The polls show Bush and Kerry about even.
  When asked why they were voting for Kerry,
  the Number One answer was 'because he's not Bush.' "
  -- heard this myself on FOX Whore News
 

...

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 You can always tell when Bush thinks he might be in trouble, because out comes Colin Powell
 to calm the white liberals and get the blacks off the president's back - especially now that the
 Republican right is working hard to fortify its base for the election, and once again, as it does
 every four years, dreams of recruiting minorities.

 These days, however, Powell must struggle not to sound like some scratchy wind-up doll.
 After suckering people with his UN speech, which turned out to have been inaccurate, a big,
 giant pack of lies, the secretary of state opined recently that had he known what he knows now,
 maybe he would have thought twice about going to war. Golly gee, General, really?

 Quotes

"I think the standard right now is Fox. I want MSNBC to be as interesting and edgy as you guys are."
    --GE's chief executive Jeffrey Immelt wishing MSGOP could be just like FOX News  Attribution
 

 Don't worry, Jeffery - you are.

 Bush installs judge, bypassing Senate

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Bypassing the Senate, Bush installed Alabama Attorney General William Pryor on the 11th
 U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on Friday. Pryor was immediately sworn in in Alabama.

 Pryor, 41, is a founder of the Republican Attorneys General Association, which raises money
 for GOP attorneys general. At his confirmation hearing, he said he had not lobbied tobacco
 companies or companies under investigation by his office, but Democrats said they had
 documents showing Pryor may have been involved in some fund-raising activities.

 Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., accused Bush of using a recess appointment to bolster
 himself with Republican conservatives before the fall election.

"Regularly circumventing the advise and consent process is not the way to change the tone
 in Washington," Schumer said.
 

"Hey, screw changing the tone.
 I don't have time for oversight anyway..."

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Japan tightened security at airports, nuclear plants and government facilities Friday,
 dispatching armed riot police to guard against possible terror attacks as the country
 dispatches troops on a humanitarian mission to Iraq.

 A National Police Agency official, speaking on condition of anonymity, confirmed the
 heightened security but refused to say whether the government had new information
 about a possible terror strike. He said it was the highest show of security in Japan
 since the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq in March 2003.
 

 Why would japan invite Al Qaeda to blow up their buildings?
 What kind of arm-twisting did Cheney do to make this happen?
 Did Cheney threaten Japan with the "big freeze" unless they played ball?

 Quotes

"I think the press was muzzled, and I think the press self-muzzled. I'm sorry to say,
  but certainly television and, perhaps, to a certain extent, my station was intimidated
  by the administration and its foot soldiers at Fox News. And it did, in fact, put a climate
  of fear and self-censorship, in my view, in terms of the kind of broadcast work we did."
     --CNN's Christiane Amanpour on the gung-ho, Bush worshipping media whores Attribution

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 Quotes

"My job is to humiliate and degrade everybody equally."
   --Jay Leno, who has given Bush a pass for three years so, like Dave,
      he could keep doing the same lame, stale Clinton BJ jokes.
 

 I'll say it again - if the joke is funny, we're all going to laugh.
 But they usually have to strain so hard to make a blow job joke
 relevent to something that happened lately in the news.

 Hey guys, there's a reason why Jon Stewart is getting better reviews
 and more buzz and more awards - he 's not doing jokes from 1998.

 Olive Garden
  a restaurant review

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  Excerpt:
 Salad boy showed up with a bathtub full of Italian salad. He asked if we wanted him to grind
 some romano cheese over our still-in-the-tub salad, and Mrs. Bart said, "Yes."

 Salad boy starts grinding, and Mrs Bart was distracted for a second so he keeps grinding.
 After a while, even I could figure out something was wrong so I said, "That will do!"
 We hadn't been out in a while, and Mrs Bart wanted some Italian food.

 Subject: Arnie

 Bart, you wrote:

>"Californians spoke on the issue of same-sex marriage when they overwhelmingly approved
> California's law that defines marriage as being between a man and a woman. I support that law,
> and I encourage San Francisco officials to obey that law.''
>                         -- Arnold, putting government's heel on the throats of the people

 Bart, could you remind Arnold that Californians also overwhelmingly approved California's
 law that makes marijuana legal for medicinal purposes?  Does he support that law?
 Can he encourage John Ashcroft to go fuck himself?
   Bruce Yurgil
 

 Bruce, great point - I should have thought of that.
 It's more proof that "less government" is the last thing the GOP stands for.

 They don't want the government off the peoples' back.
 They want to control your sex life, your religion and your medical decisons.

 If you want more freedom, vote Democrat.
 Now only will you be voting your wallet, you'll save some soldier's lives, too, because
 neither President Kerry nor President Edwards will embark on some wild-ass oil snatch.

 Quotes

"Personally, I know the President, I know his wife and his father. The Bushes are a very loving family."
  There's a tremendous initiative in law enforcement [that] may be reversed if Bush is not re-elected.
  Let this administration finish this war and this fight against terrorism. If Bush is re-elected, then Hillary
  is set up to run for President in 2008. I'll be there with my band to help her. Then we'll have the glory
  days back for the Democrats.""
     --Dan Aykroyd, Canadian citizen who apparently loves Bush and this phony war   Attribution
 

 Hey Dan,
 Who is the "we" you speak of?
 Bush isn't destroying Canada - yet.
 You think we'll have a country after four more years of Bush's oil wars?
 You think we'll have an economy after four more years Bush giveaways to ther super-rich?
 You think we'll have a Constitution after four more years of John Ashcroft's?

 Damn, I'm so old, I remember when Dan Aykroyd could be counted on...
 Maybe Dan, Dennis Hopper, James Woods, Dennis Miller, Neil Young and Toby Keith can all
 get together when Bush gives a speech and high-five each other every time Bush tells another lie.

 Subject: Bush fumbled words....and 530 soldiers have died/
  Response to kathleen parker

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 What you fail to disclose in your glowing piece on Bush is the the fact that while Osama was assembling his suicide pilots to attack
 the United States, George Bush chose to read "The Hungry Caterpillar" to elementary students. After he was informed that BOTH
 planes had crashed into the World Trade Center, he STILL sat there reading.  Only he could have commanded NORAD to scramble
 fighter jets to shoot down those renegade planes before they reached their targets, but he sat there and kept reading, for 23 more minutes,
 after the planes crashed.  I know Bill Clinton liked photo opportunities too, but I'm sure he would have left the room immediately and
 handled the situation. Your side of the aisle called Clinton a rapist, a liar, a murderer, a draft dodger, a tax and spend liberal, trailer park
 trash and Rush Limbaugh, whom I affectionately call "the three hour hate" made fun of Clinton's teenage daughter on his own short lived
 unsuccessful television show. But if the media reports that the Bush twins get drunk all the time, why that damn liberal media!

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"To get the court-approved search warrants, investigators used records from the Lewis Pharmacy
 near Limbaugh's Palm Beach mansion that showed he filled prescriptions for more than 2,000
 painkiller pills, including OxyContin, and anxiety medications over a five-month period.

 Limbaugh has denied breaking any law and accused Krischer, a Democrat, of investigating him
 for political reasons.
 

 This always kills me - Rush has done more (and stronger) drugs than me.

 ...naybe it's my Catholic restraint.

 Subject: Letter from a fan

 Bart,

 I've been a reader of your page for over five years.
 I've donated two times, for a total of $125.
 I subscribed a couple months ago, so in total I've given bartcop $145 bucks.

 I've read the page, every day.  5-6 days a week.  50 weeks a year.  5 years.
 You made exactly less than a penny an hour of your work, for me.
 I'm pretty well ahead on this deal.

 Adam

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 Subject: Arnold and gay marriage

 Bart, you wrote:

> Quotes

>"Californians spoke on the issue of same-sex marriage when they overwhelmingly approved
>  California's law that defines marriage as being between a man and a woman. I support that law,
>  and I encourage San Francisco officials to obey that law.''
>     -- Arnold, putting government's heel on the throats of the people

>  I'm so old, I remember when the Republicans talked about "less government" and "letting the people decide." >>
 

 Isn't that what Arnold is saying?
 The people have decided and he's encouraging those in civil disobedience to obey the laws [on the books.]

 JL
 

 JL, have you ever heard the phrase, "Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on dinner?"

 In my opinion, there's no need or reason for the state or federal government to look for ways
 to get inside the personal lives of two consenting adults engaging in a harmless activity.
 I can't speak for gays, but I think all they want is to be treated like the rest of us.

 The GOP always says, "We want less government," but that is a lie.
 The GOP wants to put our military behind their "real" religion, and that's the opposite of "less government."

 Besides, they're only doing it for hate's sake.
 Like the Koran, their precious Bible tells them they must try to destroy people who aren't like them.
 Those Kansas bastards who show up at gay funerals holding "God Hates fags" signs?
 That's today's GOP - and that's what decent Americans are fighting.

 Religious insanity is the greatest threat America faces.

 Soldier for the Truth
  Exposing Bush's talking-points war

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 She would soon conclude that the OSP ÷ a pet project of Cheney and Rumsfeld ÷ was more akin
 to a nerve center for what she now calls a "neoconservative coup, a hijacking of the Pentagon."

 Though a lifelong conservative, Kwiatkowski found herself appalled as the radical wing of the Bush
 administration, including her superiors in the Pentagon planning department, bulldozed internal dissent,
 overlooked its own intelligence and relentlessly pushed for confrontation with Iraq.
 

 This was actually printed in an American newspaper - the LA Weekly.

 Subject: You liberal gas bags

 Tell me why again you think a war against terrorism is wrong?

 thebear039
 

 Bear, it's true, there is a small faction of dove Democrats who
 don't believe in fighting back no matter what, but that's not me.

 My complaint is Bush stopped looking for Osama so he could invade Iraq.
 He promised to get Osama, remember?

 "I will not let my business with Osama stop me.
  I will bring justice to him for sure."

 ...then Bush forgot about him and said "He's not important," then he started
 fabricating reasons to steal Iraq's oil and now the public knows he lied.

 If Kerry or Edwards wins in November,
 you may have to suffer thru a presidency where Osama gets hunted down.

  Remember this from a week ago?

< Publisher's dilemma

  Click  Here

 > Dude, what is this about?

 > "And Clinton and Reno burned some folks alive down in Texas."

 > I can't publish that because it's not true.
 > I would enjoy that debate, tho...

 > bart
 
 

 Now ...here's an update.

 No End to War
  The Frum-Perle prescription: endless conflict

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 On the dust jacket of his book, Richard Perle appends a Washington Post depiction of
 himself as the "intellectual guru of the hard-line neoconservative movement in foreign policy."

 The guru's reputation, however, does not survive a reading. Indeed, on putting down Perle's
 new book the thought recurs: the neoconservative moment may be over. For they are not
 only losing their hold on power, they are losing their grip on reality.

 Sign-off from a longtime fan

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 something I wrote, you should at least stick around to see if your unfocused attack gets a reply.

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 Faun Otter vs George W Bush
  Whenever you get the chance - always bet on the Otter

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  Excerpt:
 Wow, oh darn my socks - what a shocker!
 Such language, such an accusation! It isn't as if Helen Thomas was suggesting George W. Bush
 had ever flown around central America looking for....ummmmm..... errrr....'plant nurseries' to
 invest in right at the time cocaine abuse was going through the roof.

 What terrible internet rumor mill could possibly have launched such a nefarious story?

 It turns out to have been the State department, run by that craven commie Republican hater Colin Powell...

  Catholic Horror Stories

  Click  Here
 

  Some of these are laugh out loud funny.

 Quotes

"I'm for John Kerry."
   --Donna Dixon, Dan Akyroyd's wife

  ha ha
 The babes almost always vote Democrat.

 Subject: Rush + Drudge = Sludge

 Rush, Drudge, and Karl Rove lost all credibility on this phony "Kerry-Intern" charge.
 Rush spent 2 whole days harping on it. He said the word"sleaze ball" 87 times over this 2 day period.

 It turns to be all a GOP spin game a everyone expected. Now you know why none of the networks
 picked up this story, not even Fox News. Yeah, we're not surprised that this little story was especially
 fueled by the guy who ESPN fired for being a racist, after only 3 weeks.

 Greg Whitman
 

 It amazes me that, no matter how many times Rush gets caught lying, his easily-led sheep
 continue to have faith that he's really Jesus Christ walking amongst the filthy on this planet.

 I chalk it up to Bart's Law #1 - Never tell the truth in a political campaign, and to Rush,
 every time he makes $200K a week telling lies about the left, it's campaign season.

 Mack-ing our way to Better Radio

 As we step up the pace of , we have another expense:
 We put $3687 on the credit card for a new Mac G5 and monitor so Tommy can edit radio shows,
 (Hey - I finally bought a Mac! :)

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 Subject: You won your bet

 Bart, you published:

> "Mark Steyn: It wasn't just that he opposed the war but that he accused his "band of  brothers" of a level
>  of participation in war crimes and civilian atrocities unmatched by the Japanese, the Nazis and the Soviets."

>  "Bart: I'll bet $100 he never said any such thing."

 Read this: http://www.tnr.com/doc.mhtml?i=20040223&s=notebook022304_2

 Excerpt:
 So, far from making the allegations himself, Kerry was simply repeating what other veterans themselves
 had admitted. Too bad for National Review and the Times that none of them are running for president.

 The Ring-Wing Moonie-owned Washington Times took that quote COMPLETELY out of context,
 Kerry was referring to sworn testimony from soldiers who had ADMITTED to the acts he mentioned.
 He was referring to confirmed war crimes NOT making allegations.

 Draft Roy Moore!
 -J
 

 J, when you gamble, you have to expect to lose sometimes, but betting on the whoredom of the GOP
 is like owning a printing press that makes $20 bills. It's almost impossib;e to lose a bet.

 Subject: Newsweek porn

 Bart

 Buy a copy of the Feb 23 Newsweek - "Their Wars"

 On page 27, you'll see a bunch of guys who aren't having fun.
 Or are they?

 Hint; zero in on the crotch of the guy top right.

 Whats really interesting about this is that Newsweek printed a photo of  a man's penis.
 Do ya think they were thinking 'Queer Eye'?

 If this is doctored, it's bigger than Janet's tit.

 John

 We have some big, big stuff coming in the next few days.

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