"My colleagues, every statement I make today
is backed up by sources, solid sources.
These are not assertions. What we're giving
you are facts and conclusions based on solid intelligence.
The gravity of this moment is matched by the
gravity of the threat that Iraq's WMD pose to the world."
--Gen. Colin Powell, lying to the
UN so Bush could steal Iraq's oil and empty the Treasury Attribution
backs off claim to break even on jobs
Bush distanced himself Wednesday from White House
predictions that the economy
will add 2.6 million jobs this year, the second
embarrassing economic retreat in a week
and new fuel for Democratic criticism.
"Now they're already walking backwards on their own
predictions," John Kerry said in Ohio,
where unemployment has risen from 3.9 percent to
6 percent since Bush took office.
How can America possibly consider voting for this
"The polls show Bush and Kerry about even.
When asked why they were voting for Kerry,
the Number One answer was 'because
he's not Bush.' "
-- heard this myself on FOX Whore News
Being Bush's boy isn't always easy
You can always tell when Bush thinks he might
be in trouble, because out comes Colin Powell
to calm the white liberals and get the blacks off
the president's back - especially now that the
Republican right is working hard to fortify its
base for the election, and once again, as it does
every four years, dreams of recruiting minorities.
These days, however, Powell must struggle not
to sound like some scratchy wind-up doll.
After suckering people with his UN speech, which
turned out to have been
giant pack of lies, the
secretary of state opined recently that had he known what he knows now,
maybe he would have thought twice about going to
war. Golly gee, General, really?
"I think the standard right now is Fox. I want MSNBC
to be as interesting and edgy as you guys are."
chief executive Jeffrey Immelt wishing MSGOP could be just like FOX News Attribution
Don't worry, Jeffery - you are.
judge, bypassing Senate
Bypassing the Senate, Bush installed Alabama
Attorney General William Pryor on the 11th
U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on Friday. Pryor
was immediately sworn in in Alabama.
Pryor, 41, is a founder of the Republican Attorneys
General Association, which raises money
for GOP attorneys general. At his confirmation
hearing, he said he had not lobbied tobacco
companies or companies under investigation by his
office, but Democrats said they had
documents showing Pryor may have been involved
in some fund-raising activities.
Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., accused Bush of
using a recess appointment to bolster
himself with Republican conservatives before the
"Regularly circumventing the advise and consent process
is not the way to change the tone
in Washington," Schumer said.
"Hey, screw changing
I don't have
time for oversight anyway..."
Terror Alert to highest level
In bed with the BFEE, sending troops top Iraq
Japan tightened security at airports, nuclear
plants and government facilities Friday,
dispatching armed riot police to guard against
possible terror attacks as the country
dispatches troops on a humanitarian mission to
A National Police Agency official, speaking on
condition of anonymity, confirmed the
heightened security but refused to say whether
the government had new information
about a possible terror strike. He said it was
the highest show of security in Japan
since the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq in March 2003.
Why would japan invite Al Qaeda to blow up their buildings?
What kind of arm-twisting did Cheney do to make this happen?
Did Cheney threaten Japan with the "big freeze" unless they played
"I think the press was muzzled, and I think the press
self-muzzled. I'm sorry to say,
but certainly television and, perhaps, to a
certain extent, my station was intimidated
by the administration and its foot soldiers
at Fox News. And it did, in fact, put a climate
of fear and self-censorship, in my view, in
terms of the kind of broadcast work we did."
--CNN's Christiane Amanpour
on the gung-ho, Bush worshipping media whores Attribution
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--Jay Leno, who has given Bush a pass for
three years so, like Dave,
he could keep doing the
same lame, stale Clinton BJ jokes.
I'll say it again - if the joke is funny, we're
all going to laugh.
But they usually have to strain so hard to make
a blow job joke
relevent to something that happened lately in the
Hey guys, there's a reason why Jon Stewart is
getting better reviews
and more buzz and more awards - he 's not doing
jokes from 1998.
a restaurant review
Salad boy showed up with a bathtub full of Italian
salad. He asked if we wanted him to grind
some romano cheese over our still-in-the-tub salad,
and Mrs. Bart said, "Yes."
Salad boy starts grinding, and Mrs Bart was distracted
for a second so he keeps grinding.
After a while, even I could figure out something
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We hadn't been out in a while, and Mrs Bart wanted
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Bart, you wrote:
>"Californians spoke on the issue of same-sex marriage
when they overwhelmingly approved
> California's law that defines marriage as being
between a man and a woman. I support that law,
> and I encourage San Francisco officials to obey
Arnold, putting government's heel on the throats of the people
Bart, could you remind Arnold that Californians
also overwhelmingly approved California's
law that makes marijuana legal for medicinal purposes? Does
he support that law?
Can he encourage John Ashcroft to go fuck himself?
Bruce, great point - I should have thought of that.
It's more proof that "less government" is
the last thing the GOP stands for.
They don't want the government off the peoples' back.
They want to control your sex life, your religion and your medical decisons.
If you want more freedom, vote Democrat.
Now only will you be voting your wallet, you'll save some soldier's lives,
neither President Kerry nor President Edwards will embark on some wild-ass
"Personally, I know the President, I know his wife
and his father. The Bushes are a very loving family."
There's a tremendous initiative in law enforcement
[that] may be reversed if Bush is not re-elected.
Let this administration finish this war and
this fight against terrorism. If Bush is re-elected, then Hillary
is set up to run for President in 2008. I'll
be there with my band to help her. Then we'll have the glory
days back for the Democrats.""
Aykroyd, Canadian citizen who apparently loves Bush and this phony war Attribution
Who is the "we" you speak of?
Bush isn't destroying Canada - yet.
You think we'll have a country after four more years of Bush's oil wars?
You think we'll have an economy after four more years Bush giveaways to
You think we'll have a Constitution after four more years of John Ashcroft's?
Damn, I'm so old, I remember when Dan Aykroyd could be counted on...
Maybe Dan, Dennis Hopper, James Woods, Dennis Miller, Neil Young and Toby
Keith can all
get together when Bush gives a speech and high-five each other every time
Bush tells another lie.
Subject: Bush fumbled words....and
530 soldiers have died/
Response to kathleen parker
What you fail to disclose in your glowing piece
on Bush is the the fact that while Osama was assembling his suicide pilots
the United States, George Bush chose to read "The
Hungry Caterpillar" to elementary students. After he was informed that BOTH
planes had crashed into the World Trade Center,
he STILL sat there reading. Only he could have commanded NORAD to scramble
fighter jets to shoot down those renegade planes
before they reached their targets, but he sat there and kept reading, for 23
after the planes crashed. I know Bill Clinton
liked photo opportunities too, but I'm sure he would have left the room immediately
handled the situation. Your side of the aisle called
Clinton a rapist, a liar, a murderer, a draft dodger, a tax and spend liberal,
trash and Rush Limbaugh, whom I affectionately
call "the three hour hate" made fun of Clinton's teenage daughter on his own
unsuccessful television show. But if the media
reports that the Bush twins get drunk all the time, why that damn liberal media!
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appeals for records
"To get the court-approved search warrants, investigators
used records from the Lewis Pharmacy
near Limbaugh's Palm Beach mansion that showed
he filled prescriptions for more than 2,000
painkiller pills, including OxyContin, and anxiety
medications over a five-month period.
Limbaugh has denied breaking any law and accused
Krischer, a Democrat, of investigating him
for political reasons.
This always kills me - Rush has done more (and stronger) drugs than
...naybe it's my Catholic restraint.
Subject: Letter from a fan
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Subject: Arnold and gay marriage
Bart, you wrote:
>"Californians spoke on the issue of same-sex marriage
when they overwhelmingly approved
> California's law that defines marriage as
being between a man and a woman. I support that law,
> and I encourage San Francisco officials to
obey that law.''
> -- Arnold, putting government's heel on the throats
of the people
> I'm so old, I remember when the Republicans talked about "less government" and "letting
the people decide." >>
Isn't that what Arnold is saying?
The people have decided and he's encouraging
those in civil disobedience to obey the laws [on the books.]
JL, have you ever heard the phrase, "Democracy is two wolves and
a sheep voting on dinner?"
In my opinion, there's no need or reason for the state or federal government
to look for ways
to get inside the personal lives of two consenting adults engaging in a
I can't speak for gays, but I think all they want is to be treated like
the rest of us.
The GOP always says, "We want less government," but
that is a lie.
The GOP wants to put our military behind their "real" religion, and that's
the opposite of "less government."
Besides, they're only doing it for hate's sake.
Like the Koran, their precious Bible tells them they must try to
destroy people who aren't like them.
Those Kansas bastards who show up at gay funerals holding "God
Hates fags" signs?
That's today's GOP - and that's what decent Americans are
Religious insanity is the greatest threat America faces.
Real or photoshop?
for the Truth
Exposing Bush's talking-points war
She would soon conclude that the OSP ÷ a
pet project of Cheney and Rumsfeld ÷ was more akin
to a nerve center for what she now calls a "neoconservative
coup, a hijacking of the Pentagon."
Though a lifelong conservative, Kwiatkowski found
herself appalled as the radical wing of the Bush
administration, including her superiors in the
Pentagon planning department, bulldozed internal dissent,
overlooked its own intelligence and relentlessly
pushed for confrontation with Iraq.
This was actually printed in an American newspaper - the LA Weekly.
Subject: You liberal gas bags
Tell me why again you think a war against terrorism
Bear, it's true, there is a small faction of dove
don't believe in fighting back no matter what,
but that's not me.
My complaint is Bush stopped looking for Osama
so he could invade Iraq.
He promised to get Osama, remember?
not let my business with Osama stop me.
I will bring
justice to him for sure."
...then Bush forgot about him and said "He's
not important," then he started
fabricating reasons to steal Iraq's oil and now
the public knows he lied.
If Kerry or Edwards wins in November,
you may have to suffer thru a presidency where Osama gets hunted down.
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Remember this from a week ago?
> Dude, what is this about?
> "And Clinton and Reno burned some folks alive
down in Texas."
> I can't publish that because it's not true.
> I would enjoy that debate, tho...
Now ...here's an update.
No End to
The Frum-Perle prescription: endless conflict
On the dust jacket of his book, Richard Perle
appends a Washington Post depiction of
himself as the "intellectual guru of the
hard-line neoconservative movement in foreign policy."
The guru's reputation, however, does not
survive a reading. Indeed, on putting down Perle's
new book the thought recurs: the neoconservative
moment may be over. For they are not
only losing their hold on power, they are losing
their grip on reality.
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Wow, oh darn my socks - what a shocker!
Such language, such an accusation! It isn't as
if Helen Thomas was suggesting George W. Bush
had ever flown around central America looking for....ummmmm.....
errrr....'plant nurseries' to
invest in right at the time cocaine abuse was going
through the roof.
What terrible internet rumor mill could possibly
have launched such a nefarious story?
It turns out to have been the State department,
run by that craven commie Republican hater Colin Powell...
American soldier body count in Iraq
Bush lied, and caused 544 to
die - and counting.
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Subject: Rush + Drudge = Sludge
Rush, Drudge, and Karl Rove lost all credibility
on this phony "Kerry-Intern" charge.
Rush spent 2 whole days harping on it. He said
the word"sleaze ball" 87 times over this 2 day period.
It turns to be all a GOP spin game a everyone
expected. Now you know why none of the networks
picked up this story, not even Fox News. Yeah,
we're not surprised that this little story was especially
fueled by the guy who ESPN fired for being a racist,
after only 3 weeks.
It amazes me that, no matter how many times Rush gets caught lying,
his easily-led sheep
continue to have faith that he's really Jesus Christ walking amongst the
filthy on this planet.
I chalk it up to Bart's
Law #1 - Never tell the truth in a political campaign,
and to Rush,
every time he makes $200K a week telling lies about the left, it's campaign
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Subject: You won your bet
Bart, you published:
> "Mark Steyn: It wasn't just that he opposed
the war but that he accused his "band of brothers" of a level
> of participation in war crimes and civilian atrocities
unmatched by the Japanese, the Nazis and the Soviets."
> "Bart: I'll bet $100 he never said any such
Read this: http://www.tnr.com/doc.mhtml?i=20040223&s=notebook022304_2
So, far from making the allegations himself,
Kerry was simply repeating what other veterans themselves
had admitted. Too bad for National Review and the
Times that none of them are running for president.
The Ring-Wing Moonie-owned Washington Times took
that quote COMPLETELY out of context,
Kerry was referring to sworn testimony from soldiers
who had ADMITTED to the acts he mentioned.
He was referring to confirmed war crimes NOT making
Draft Roy Moore!
J, when you gamble, you have to expect to lose sometimes, but betting
on the whoredom of the GOP
is like owning a printing press that makes $20 bills. It's almost impossib;e
to lose a bet.
Does Garry Trudeau listen to BCR clips?
Subject: Newsweek porn
Buy a copy of the Feb 23 Newsweek - "Their Wars"
On page 27, you'll see a bunch of guys who aren't
Or are they?
Hint; zero in on the crotch of the guy top right.
Whats really interesting about this is that Newsweek
printed a photo of a man's penis.
Do ya think they were thinking 'Queer Eye'?
If this is doctored, it's bigger than Janet's
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