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"Two men getting married is absurd."
--Pat Buchanan, conservative commentator, Attribution
Well so is country music, but that doesn't mean we need
a constitutional amendment banning it - ...not necessarily, I mean.
Everyone should be free to listen to or marry whoever they want.
The 9-11 commission expressed disappointment Wednesday with
Condoleezza Rice For refusing to testify in public.
The commission plans meetings in March with
Bush, Cheney, Clinton and Gore
to discuss what they knew before the 2001 attacks. Clinton and Gore have agreed
to meet with the full panel but have not said whether they will testify publicly.
White House spokesman Scott McClellan said
Bush was still discussing the time and
format of the meetings. Bush has said he did not think his public testimony was necessary. .
Clinton and Gore will cooperate because they haven't committeed
Rice, Bush and Cheney will stonewall until the end of time for obvious reasons.
In testimony before the House Budget Committee, Greenspan said the current deficit situation,
with a projected record red ink of $521 billion this year, will worsen dramatically once the baby boom
generation starts becoming eligible for Social Security benefits in just four years. President Bush said
he had not seen Greenspan's comments, nor spoken to him, and declined to respond directly to a
reporter's question about them because he's too stupid and must wait for Condi or Unka Dick to
write a reply for him using small words and short sentences..
Are the democrats smart enough to use this against the warmonger this election year?
...or would that be bad manners?
"Tuesday was a great day for truth, justice
and the American way. President Bush announced that
we've finally found Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction -- Oh wait, that didn't happen.
Ah, who cares anyway, the important thing is that our president continued his unofficial campaign
kickoff week by stating his views on homosexual marriages! Thank God for Bush's stance in favor
of a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. Because, of course, God hates the gays.
And we can't go around legitimizing their depravity, or God might come to hate us too."
--Richard Roeper, who sounds like he'd enjoy reading bartcop.com Attribution
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Before George W. Bush's political operatives started pounding on John Kerry for voting against
certain weapons systems during his years in the Senate, they should have taken a look at this quotation:
"After completing 20 planes for which we have
begun procurement, we will shut down further production
of the B-2 bomber. We will cancel the small ICBM program. We will cease production of new warheads
for our sea-based ballistic missiles. We will stop all new production of the Peacekeeper [MX] missile.
And we will not purchase any more advanced cruise missiles. The reductions I have approved will save us
an additional $50 billion over the next five years. By 1997 we will have cut defense by 30 percent since I took office."
The speaker was President George H.W. Bush,
the current president's father on Jan. 28, 1992.
The facts mean nothing to the cable screamers, the talk radio Nazis or the pack-of-whores press.
by Molly Ivins
...as we find again and again with this administration, that's a bait-and-switch con job. For 2005,
the administration has requested $9.4 billion less for No Child Left Behind than the bill supposedly
ensures. Title I, the program to help poor kids, is underfunded by $7.2 billion, leaving 5 million kids
without academic help. In all, Bush has underfunded the No Child bill by a total of $27 billion
since he signed it with such fanfare.
The facts mean nothing to the cable screamers, the talk radio Nazis or the pack-of-whores press.
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"Two years ago, this woman was the gay mascot
of the Republican Party,
wooing us for our money and our votes. She sold us a bad bill of goods."
--John Aravosis, who set up a Web site - DearMary.com - where gays can send Mary Cheney,
a former lesbian activist who heads her Dad's reelection campaign, postcards which urge her
to break her silence on the White House's proposal to ban gay marriage, Attribution
covered up evidence of P.O.W.'s left behind
another wild claim by the anti-Democrat Village Voice
First they went after Wesley Clark, and now Kerry.
I'm so old, I remember when the Village Voice wasn't a Karl Rove publication.
Subject: Skull and Bones
I hate to say it, but you really gotta stop with your obsession with Skull & Bones.
The group is nothing more than an overblown
college frat house........just like dozens of others.
Everyone knows the reputation of frats being elitist about who they allow in- S&B is just one
of the most elite of the bunch. I reckon their activities are about as insidious as any other
frat- keggers, panty raids, paddlings, and pledge hazing.
If it was such a "secret society," the fact
that Bush and Kerry were members wouldn't be so public.
Just my 2 cents on the subject.
Derrick in KC
Derrick, good to hear from you.
I think "obsession" might be too strong a word for my dislike
of the Bonezers.
It has been suggested that to be a Bonezer, you have to pose for a sexually explicit photo that they
can use against you in you ever tell what they're about. The pose I heard about was suggested to be
oral sodomy, and if a Bonezer fails to ball, that picture would be all over the internet like Laura
Schlessinger's spread-leg pictures.
As far as keggers and panty raids, Bush is pulling a panty raid
on Baghdad right now and
it has cost us the lives of 550 soldiers so maybe "insidious" is a better word than you think.
The Bones stuff isn't a deal breaker for me, I'll support the Democratic nominee either way.
Let's just hope Kerry doesn't have a brand on his ass identifying his true owner.
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Unka Dick, what if they find out?
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Subject: Herradura vs Chinaco
Is something wrong with me?
I think Herradura Anejo is like 10 times better than Chinaco.
Explain to me why you think otherwise, I'm all ears.
BTW if you looked carefully that was
a bottle of Herradura
being drained in the movie "Tequila sunrise"
William, the only way there's something wrong with you is if
you really think Herradura is "ten times" better than Chinaco.
Once you get to 100 percent pure agave anejo, the differences
are subtle and it's just a matter of what you like.
I mean, you wouldn't say Mercedes is "ten times" better than BMW,
Herradura anejo is fine stuff. I still have half a bottle from when Tommy Mack was
here to fix my mixing board, just to have a contrast to the slightly superior Chinaco.
Do what I did.
Go to Vegas (or some big-ass tequila bar) where you can try a dozen anejos.
At the Hard Rock's Pink Taco, they sold us 1/2 shows and 1/4 shots so we could
try 10-12 fine anejos and still walk out under our own power.
I think I wrote about this, but they have wheelchair service - seriously.
If you get plastered at the Hard Rock and are staying there, they will
wheel you to your room - I'd never heard of that before.
Of course, you'd be crazy to get sloppy drunk on expensive tequila.
That's why God invented $10 gallons of vodka.
a little disappointed with Mel Gibson
Can you believe he put Britney Spears in The Passion of the Christ?
Here she is talking to Jesus just as he started growing his beard.
The worst part is, they are wearing 20th Century clothes and if
I'm not mistaken, that's a pickup truck behind Britney's head!
Hey Mel, they didn't have pickup trucks in Nazareth in the year 33.
"Orwell Rolls in His Grave" LA Screening
Tonight - Thursday February 26th at 7:30 PM in Los Angeles
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What a critic says:
"The boldest and most incendiary film to be shown during the Sundance Film Festival,
not to mention the most important, wasn't shown at the Sundance Film Festival --
it was shown at the Slamdance Film Festival.
It's a documentary that skewers the news
media and its owners in a way that seriously
chills and disturbs, and is the best rabble-rousing piece of its kind I've have ever seen."
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"Kerry's going down, big-time and there's no
better way than
to have Al Gore endorse him. He always helps with those kinds of things."
--The Groping Governor, in a swipe at the political demise of Howard DeanAttribution
Y'know, it's a semi-free country, and Koresh knows the Kennedy's
have given their share,
but did anybody else feel sick seeing the Kennedy family endorse this thug the night he "won?"
Subject: Glenn Beck reads bartcop
I just talked to the screener for Glenn
Beck. She said, "is this the
guy that lied to me to get on the air? I saw what you said at bartcop."
What do you know? The Glenn Beck staff are
I told her thanks for making the hit counter spin.
Bart, why not take this opportunity to thank
Glenn and his staff for
making you so much money?
Maybe Glenn will debate you Bart. He has
aaaaall the answers.
Oh wait; I forgot... conservatives don't debate, unless they are by themselves.
He was whining today about how Clinton's
staff "trashed the Whitehouse."
That's just one of the same old set of twenty or so lies that made Glenn Beck
a wealthy man. Glenn is the epitomie of the phrase,
"Christians aren't perfect. They just think they are."
Hey Glenn, "if" you're reading this, please
explain to your sheep: if Islam is
such a dangerous cult (BTW I think Glenn and I agree on this point) why does
President [sic] Bush say "Islam is a peaceful, respectful, and tolerant religion?"
Keith in Tampa
Keith, Glenn Beck's like all the others.
He's making big money selling a lie to the stupid Republicans and he can't afford to jeopardize that
by having his ass handed to him into a live chat room by somebody who's telling the truth.
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Part 2. Special sauce
Part 3. Lettuce
Part 4. Cheese
Part 5. Pickles
Part 6. Onions
Part 7. [Retrospective] On a sesame seed bun
Subject: Chappelle's Show
Have you seen Chappelle's show?
Dude, that is the funniest stuff I've seen in a looooong time.
Keep slingin' that hammer. The radio shows
Are you ever going to do live shows with callers?
Oh, and what happened with the chatroom? Who confiscated it?
Dude, I agree.
Did you hear that Chappelle clip on the last radio show?
I'll confess, the thing I like most about Chappelle is his race
He does this promo where he reads a complaint to Comedy Central.
"Dear Comedy Central. How can you employ
an overt racist like Chappelle?
Chappelle answers, "I didn't know it was that obvious..."
The radio shows are getting more fun to do and it's showing.
Live shows cost an extra $2500 - we're working on that.
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always be bartcop.com/poker-schedule.htm I'll update it when necessary.
Foxwoods is looking like April 10th.
We'll have confirmation on that date soon.
Bush a Christian?
by Jitske Hart
I'll let you in on a bit of a secret about Christians. Some of us do more with it than others,
but we all get a dose of inner peace and love and kindness and goodness and gentleness
and more of the kinds of character traits that make us total wusses in life. Rest assured,
nobody thinks of me as a wuss; nonetheless I'm a pushover, a true bleeding heart liberal,
I care for people, I care about people. Nobody ever needs to beg to get me to do a favor
for them, especially if they're helpless, anyone friend or foe who needs my help can get it.
I told you I was a Leftwing Fundy. I don't see howcome other Christians aren't, it's in the
book for Pete's sake.
We believe this week's radio show will be up Thursday.
The explanation of the delay might even be a funny story.
Tommy recently moved from LA proper to Toluca Lake, CA and there
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Then a UPS truck will deliver it to Tommy's front door.
He'll edit the show and by then, he hopes to find a friend
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Resorts to Statistical Manipulation
This Christian president would never do that - would he?
President Bush, attempting to obscure his record as the worst economic steward since Herbert Hoover,
has become so desperate that he is exploring ways to manipulate statistics. Just days after Bush reneged
on his pledge to create 2.6 million jobs and said with a straight face that "5.6% unemployment is a good
national number," the New York Times uncovered a White House report showing that the president is
considering re-classifying low-paid fast food jobs as "manufacturing jobs" as a way to hide the massive
manufacturing job losses that have occurred during his term.
As CBS News reports, "Since the month President
Bush was inaugurated, the economy has lost about
2.7 million manufacturing jobs." But if the president enacts the statistical change he is considering, this
number would be purposely obscured because lower-paying fast food jobs would be added to make the
real manufacturing losses look smaller.
Bush is Paris Hilton when it comes to putting in a hard day's work.
Central Air Media must hire Mike Malloy
Here to sign the petition. We need Mike
on the air.
Last night was Mike's last night on IEAmerica.
Towards the end, he played Floyd's "On the Turning Away."
David Gilmore knows how to play a guitar solo.
It was way cool...
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Having succeeded in opening the door to the unraveling of the basic economic, civil, and environmental
protections many had worked so hard to achieve in the last century, I am now prepared to be held responsible
for even greater disasters, known only to those in the Bush Administration and their corporate paymasters.
I wish to keep George W. Bush in the White
House for another four years, hopefully giving him the time he
needs to make enough judicial appointments and systemic changes to our country so as to render it unrecognizable.
Subject: Gay "marriage"
I take issue with you and your support for
Gay "Marriage" because it is an oxymoron.
Can't happen to the sane. Only can happen to the insane.
So, this is going to be about name calling? I can tell you're
The term "Marriage" has always been a definition
of a union between a man and a woman
in every society for every century and millenia we can see going backwards in time.
"Gay" used to mean a happy person which proves the meaning of words can change.
The selfish liberal lunatics who want to force their views down our throats are redefining the unredefinable.
When talking about men having sex together, why is "down our throats"
your favorite metaphor?
What does it matter to you how a word is defined? Is your marriage crumbling because of this issue?
Whatever happened to "less government"? Why can't you butt out of things that don't concern you?
They might as well be redefining a "Pig" as a cow. Or, define an "Airplane" as a rollercoaster.
That's extremely idiotic, but since Rush said it yesterday and
a monkey, you say it today.
A pig is different than a cow - don't you have eyes? An airplane flies, a rollercoaster doesn't.
Stop being Rush's parrot and do your own thinking - or is that asking too much?
Illogical, illogical totally illogical.
Only to the insane does this make any sense.
I have heard liberalism is a form of insanity and now I am believing it.
But you're not saying anything. That paragraph is bold is just
you masturbating with a keyboard.
If you want someone to see it your way, why not make some kind of a point?
I believe those who support this heinous cause want to destroy America.
There's Rush again.
Don't you have anything to say that Rush didn't say yesterday?
Look Sparky, when you say something that wild, you're supposed
to back it up.
Bush, talk radio and FOX News are using this non-issue to divide America.
You don't want gays to be in a committed relationship, but out of the other side of
your mouth, you want to gossip about how promiscuous they are. Use your head.
There has never been a "Tyranny of the majority."
It has always been a "Tyranny of the Minority."
If the gay minority is causing you "tyranny," why are we arguing
According to you, they've already won, so what's your point?
Will you be making any points in this near-debate?
Ask the peasants of communist China,North
Korea, Cuba and the Soviet Union.
Ask the non-Nazis under Hitler if they were the majority or the minority?
In each instance about 5% of the people who were the minority ruled over the 95% majority.
Yes, it is the Tyranny of the Minority in action here forcing the majority do something.
Repeat - if the gays have taken over and stolen something precious
from you, why are we
bothering to argue a moot point? The truth is, either The Bible or Rush Limbaugh told you
that God wants you to hate His children and you're stupid enough to BUY that.
Why can't you mind your own business and get a hobby that doesn't cause harm to others?
Ask California what the gays and Mayor Newsom
have done even though there was a
Referendum making marriage only between a man and a woman. They ignore the laws
of the majority and impose their minority view on all; The Tyranny of the Minority!
San Francisco, CA
They could have just as easily passed a law that people as ignorant
and hate-filled as you
aren't allowed to get married because of the very likely possibility that you'd raise your kids
to hate the "faggots" like your parents apparently taught you. When a gay person dies,
do you go to the funeral with a "God Hates Fags" sign?
Thanks for proving - again - that the GOP is the party of hate.
American soldier body count in Iraq
Bush lied, and caused 549 American lives lost - and counting.
If you need a kick in the groin Click
I went there and started shaking so I got out.
Letter attacking Kerry
With your vote for essentially agreeing with the selected resident of the White House's request for
incredible authority in advance to wage wars against whomever he wants, you have contributed to
finalizing the last of the world's empires, and the likely consequent doom of international law, peaceful
existence, and hope for the future possibilities of Homo sapiens.
Like too many writers, this guy's letter tries to hit so many
points I couldn't follow it.
He spends a lot more time trying to impress us with his close, personal friendship
with Kerry than making any kind of coherent point, but maybe that's just my ADD.
I picked that excerpt because it was something my small brain could grab.
As critical as I am with those who voted for this war, IF
the CIA briefer came to you
when you were a senator and told the whopping lie that Saddam was capable of hitting the
East Coast with WMD in the next 15 minutes - how do you not vote to take him out?
If Mrs. Bart kicks me in the middle of the night and says,
trying to break in,"
I don't roll over and go to sleep. I get the Glock and the situation gets the attention it deserves.
Apparently this guy is angry with Kerry turning from dove to hawk,
but it was Kerry's job to
protect America. The problem isn't Kerry's alleged blood-thirstiness - it's Bush's oil-lust lies.
Subject: cynical view of gay marriage
Just a quick thought. When I went and got
my marriage license I shelled out 45 dollars for it.
I just saw the mayor of San Fran on Larry King and he said they have given out 3300 licenses
since this firestorm started. People are travelling from all over to get their San Fran Gay Marriage license.
My catholic math says that equals almost
150,000 dollars in extra revenue for the city of San Francisco
raised in a very short amount of time. That said, I don't have any problem with gay people getting
marriage rights or cities gaining revenue through novel means.
Keep swinging like John Henry,
Mookie, Tina Fey said gay marriages would bring in hueueuege
money with designer cakes,
tux rentals, the hiring of halls and bands and caterers etc. I think she was right.
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"The Democrats have tried repeatedly to play
their class warfare of we're the party of the rich,
the party of big business, the party of big oil, and they use Cheney as a vehicle to point that out,
but except for the hard-core, die-hard Democrats, I just don't see it resonating at all."
--Ed Goeas, a rich Republican pollster, Attribution
Hey Ed, let's say this election is as close
as the last one.
Those 3,000,000 people who lost their jobs due to Bush's tax cuts for the rich?
You think you've got their votes?
Subject: You forgot something about the vulgar drug addict
Do these Republinazis have no shame?
Rush Limbaugh talking about marriage???
This guy's been married THREE times and "nice" speech about marriage
being the way to raise kids but where are his kids?
True - Rush is on wife 3, Newt had three wives and
two mistresses, Reagan raped
a woman before he knocked up Nancy, the only reason Dennis Hastert is Speaker is
he's the only Nazi in the House without a sex scandal and they claim a vow of abstinence
is what will stop teenagers from having sex?
The GOP is a joke.
That's why there's not a Republican on the onternet who will meet me in a live debate room.
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