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In Today's Treehouse... Bush budget explodes Vets paid to hate Kerry? Aristide Flees Haiti Brits feared war was illegal Mike Malloy's last show Stations of the Crass NY Times follows Rove orders? Swinney's 194 Bush Lies BFEE stole Geronimo's skull Quote of the Day "Oxycontin should only be used as bait    when going after large mouth bass."      -- CNN's Anderson Cooper, on Rush accusing      the police of going on a fishing expedition     regarding his drug use  - allhatnocattle.net

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 Quotes

"The consequence [of gay marriage] is very clear.
  Marriage loses its significance. People will stop getting married. "
   --Rick Santorum, (R-Religiously Insane)    Attribution
 

 But Rick - why?
 Why would straight stop getting married? Because gays can, too?
 Will they stop eating in restaurants because gays can, too?
 Will they stop buying Coke and Pepsi because gays can, too?

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Governor Bush (R-Unelected)'s budget would produce deficits totaling $2.75 trillion
 over the next decade, the CBO projected Friday in the first authoritative look at the
 tax-cuts-for-the-super-rich plan's longer-range implications.

 The forecast - $737 billion worse than the budget office expects should Congress
 ignore Bush's tax and spending plans - is sure to factor into this year's presidential
 and congressional campaigns.
.

 $737 billion - think of the health care and education and safety we could get for that.
 But the idiot Bush has stolen or thrown that money away and what do we have for it?

 Please God, if we human sacrificed Janet Jackson - would that help?
 Tell us how to make this horrible Bush Monster stop eating money and sound foreign policy.

 Please, God - we get the message.
 Whatever we did that made you send us Bush, we're damn sorry and we won't do it again.

 But, ...with all humility, ... you're going to have to tell us what we did because I have the IQ
 of Bush on his best day and I can't find the crime, myself, unless it's Janet Jackson.
 That's why I offered her to you up front, Lord.

 God, I don't know how much more of this Bush Disaster we can take.

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Around 200 U.S. Army veterans and Vietnamese people demonstrated outside John Kerry's
 New York headquarters on Saturday to protest his opposition decades ago to the Vietnam War.

 Waving American and South Vietnamese flags and singing the U.S. national anthem,
 they held up signs saying "Hanoi John," and "Kerry Betrayed Vietnam Vets."

"John Kerry served his country honorably," said Mark Kornblau, New York spokesman for Kerry's campaign.
"This protest is being organized by an individual who has made a career of profiting from tragedy."
 

 Hmmmm, that sounds like something Rush would do, but then again
 nobody has ever profited more on tragedy than the monsters who control the BFEE.

 They have to win this next election.
 They can't leave this election in the hands of the voters.
 There are trillions yet to be stolen, and oil countries to yet to invade.

 So far, almost half the public likes watching the BFEE empty America of wealth and civil liberties.

 Aristide Flees Haiti; Judge Claims Power
  Finally - someone has the sense to flee before getting killed

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Haiti's beleaguered President Jean-Bertrand Aristide resigned and flew into exile Sunday.
 Gunfire crackled throughout the capital as it fell into chaos, and the United States said
 international peacekeepers - including Americans - would be deployed soon.

 There were conflicting reports on where Aristide was headed. A U.S. official, speaking on
 condition of anonymity, said South Africa was the country most often mentioned. Colin Powell
 conferred on Saturday with South African President Thabo Mbeki about the situation.

 Three hours after Aristide's departure, Supreme Court Justice Boniface Alexandre declared
 at a news conference that he was taking over as called for by the constitution. He urged calm.
 

 This mess has "American dead" written all over it.
 No doubt Bush will add some notches to his belt.

 Quotes

"In times of distress, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer."
   -- Mark Twain, who was ahead of his time and, apparently, ours   Attribution

 Mike Malloy's last show

 When you have some time, go to  http://www.whiterosesociety.org  and listen to Mike's last show.
 It's two hours of a class act saying goodbye to one format, while knowing another door will soon open.

 I don't know if it was Mike or Kathy's idea, but that Pink Floyd towards the end of his last show did it for me.

 On the turning away
 From the pale and downtrodden
 And the words they say
 Which we won't understand
"Don't accept that what's happening
 Is just a case of others' suffering
 Or you'll find that you're joining in
 The turning away"

 It's a sin that somehow
 Light is changing to shadow
 And casting it's shroud
 Over all we have known
 Unaware how the ranks have grown
 Driven on by a heart of stone
 We could find that we're all alone
 In the dream of the proud
 
 

 I'm not much of a lyrics guy, but the song Mike or Kathy chose was perfect, wasn't it?

 No more turning away
 From the weak and the weary

 George W Bush would kick the weak and the weary in the teeth and tell the press, "Watch this drive!"

 I regret I didn't spend more time listening to Mike's show.
 Life needs a TIVO machine so you can catch what you missed.

 As a professional comedian ( This'll be the first year I put that on my tax return ) I love it when Mike
 can't think of someone's name. He tries to think of the name for a little bit, ...but if he comes up short,
 ...he cackles this best-ever laugh and says "Whatever that guy's name is...  I'll think of it tomorrow..."

 With my brain, I often can't think of some guy's name, but I have the luxury of hitting the pause button,
 but Mike's a whole lot braver than Ol' Bart - he works live, on the air, without a net.
 A shot of Chinaco Anejo to the great Mike Malloy.

..

 Fighting back is a lot of fun but it's also very taxing.

 This shot's for Mike coming to work, day after day, day after day, and warning his audience
 that the Unlected Fraud was about to screw up the Iraq war almost as bad as he screwed
 America's super-prosperous, Clinton economy that taxed the super-rich, not the super-poor.

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 This is not, as you may have read, a popcorn movie. In Latin and Aramaic with English subtitles,
 it's two gory hours of Jesus getting flayed by brutish Romans at the behest of heartless Jews.

 Perhaps fittingly for a production that licensed a jeweler to sell $12.99 nail necklaces (what's next?
 crown-of-thorns prom tiaras?), "The Passion" has the cartoonish violence of a Sergio Leone Western.
 You might even call it a spaghetti crucifixion, "A Fistful of Nails."

 NY Times Deletes anti-GOP reference to WTC Ceremony

  Click  Here

 First, the NYTimes wrote:

 Rebuilding officials said yesterday that they hoped to complete a review of the environmental impact
 of the proposed construction at the World Trade Center site by next April. This would allow them to
 lay the cornerstone of a 1,776-foot tower in August 2004, during the Republican National Convention.

 Later in the day, (After a call from an angry Mr Rove?) this first paragraph changed. It now reads:

 Rebuilding officials said yesterday that they hoped to complete a review of the environmental impact
 of the proposed construction at the World Trade Center site by next April. This would allow them to
 start construction by the summer of 2004.
 

 Because 9-11 happened when Bush was asleep, he gets credit for the situation?
 How can you give the (at best) sleeping and unconcerned-with-terrorism president credit for that day?

 It drives me crazy to hear Republicans say, "I like what Bush is doing with the economy
 and I like the way he's handling the war against terrorism. It's a good thin Gore wasn't
 elected because he would've screwed things up and then we'd really be in trouble."

 In reality, Bush has screwed the economy to it's worst point in my lifetime, and he's gotten
 550 men soldiers killed by attacking the wrong damn country in the search for bin Laden.

 What's to like about the bungling fool's inept performance?

 Subject: Geronimo's skull

 It is a well-known rumour about Geronimo's skull being stolen by Prescott Bush and kept at the Skull and Bones building.
 I would LOVE to see the American Indians pursue that.
 They don't like graves or artifacts disturbed so I'd really think they'd be all over this one.
 Plus, there could possibly be some "historic artifact" law being broken by the non-return of the skull.

 Here are some links that mention the story:

 http://www.yaleherald.com/article.php?Article=2523

 http://www.yaleherald.com/article.php?Article=2801

 http://www.georgewalkerbush.net/wherearetheyhidinggeronimosskull.htm

 http://www.pa56.org/skullandbones.htm

 http://www.rotten.com/library/conspiracy/skull-and-bones/

 Mark
 

 We have Native America readers - how does that rumor sit with you?
 If it's true, shouldn't you demand that the Bonezers return Geronimo's skull?

 Clarence Swinney lists 194 Bush Lies
   I spotted my good friend Clarence on  theguyjamesshow.com

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 91. We did not support the Venezuelan coup.
 92. Nunn-Lugar.
 93. Anwar - only 2,000 acres will be disturbed.
 94. Presidential records - hiding them will make them more accessible. (If you say so?!?).
 95. Ashcroft - We are able to respond to bio-terrorism attacks. Call 911.
 96. Military - Help is on the way.
 97. My daughter did not wear kahki's to meet the Queen. (Just a kahki jacket.).
 98. We have definite proof Osama Bin Laden was responsible for 9-11.
 99. "I was never arrested.

 Quotes

"We were both inspired to come here after the sitting president said
  the vile and vicious and hateful comments he did."
    --Rosie O'Donnell, breaking up with her precious Dubya,   Attribution

 This is the Moment

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 We are about to experience peak oil, the most oil the world will ever produce, after which
 it will fall into rapid decline. Every aspect of industrial civilization is built upon oil. Not just the
 gas for our cars but the petrochemicals that go into virtually every good that that is produced
 and ­ most importantly ­ into synthetic fertilizers and pesticides of mechanized agricultural
 production. Unless we undertake an Apollo project for renewable energy right now, resource
 wars will continue to proliferate, billions will starve to death and industrial civilization will collapse.

 My Del Castillo DVD showed up yesterday.

 Damn, that DVD rocks.
 Who's got as much passion in their music as del Castillo?
 Name a band - any band, with two guitar players this good.

 Click  Here  to order your DVD today

 Besides a performace, they have interviews with the bands. When they asked Ricky
 who his influences were on guitar, he listed Jimmy Page first, and swear-to-Koresh
 a little grin told me he was thinking of Ol' Bart when he answered that question.

 Tristan - ask him about that next time he comes in the Austin Guitar Center.

 Subject: Geronimo's skull

 The story of the theft of Geronimo's skull by Prescott Bush is told in the book Secrets of the Tomb,
 by Yale graduate Alexandra Robbins. Go here for an excerpt: http://www.secretsofthetomb.com/excerpt.asp

 The skull was stolen from Geronimo's grave at Ft. Sill, Oklahoma,
 and taken back to the Bonesmen's "tomb" as a "tribute" to their "goddess" Eulogia.

 Golds
 
 

 Like Bunnypants did with Iraq's oil, Prescott saw something he wanted and f-ing stole it.
 I think they should be shamed into returning that skull to Oklahoma.

 Too bad we're not big enough (yet) to do that.

 Subject: Show 29

 Bart,

 Thanks for the hard work.
 The show keeps getting better and better.

 Its fun to listen to it evolve.
 Robert
 

 Robert, thanks.
 The first shows were so bad - it had to get better, right?
 Put another way, it sucks less than it used to.

 U.S. Hunt for Bin Laden gathers steam
  It's campaign season, so Bush begins the hunt...

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The United States is rounding up and questioning the relatives of fugitive al-Qaida leaders
  to generate information on the possible whereabouts of Osama bin Laden and his top deputies.
 This tactic helped lead to Saddam's capture.

 On Saturday, Pentagon and Pakistani officials denied an Iranian state radio report that bin Laden
 had been captured "a long time ago" in Pakistan's border region with Afghanistan .
 

 If Kerry was smart, he'd start defending against Bush's "October Surprise 2004."  He should announce
 right now, that it will be "very suspicious" if The Pinhead manages to come up with bin Laden captured
 between now and the election.  If Kerry takes this action, he'll have a legitimate argument when Bush's
 old friend Osama is suddenly captured, helping Bush as much as he helped him on 9-11-01.

 That way, if Osama shows up, Kerry can say, "I predicted in February that Bush and Karl Rove
 might manipulate the hearts of the voters with this cynical and outrageous manuever and every
 American should be disgusted at the tactics employed by this never-elected president."

 Is Kerry smart enough to play defense on this before Bush makes his move?

 Subject: Bush, Geronimo and JFK

 Bart this is where the Geronimo skull story came from.  Its in chapter 7 near the end.
 The whole book is online and it has some great stuff about Bush 1 and his father.
 The Nazi stuff, and a great thing about Bush 1 calling Dallas Police about the JFK assassination in chapter 8b.

 http://www.tarpley.net/bushb.htm

 stevie g

 A reporter actually doing his job?
  Damn, I wish I had witnessed this - it's so rare

 Question: In every speech he gives, President Bush invokes the atrocities of 9/11 and he talks about how
 that event has impressed on him a determination to always honor the victims of those atrocities in his daily
 conduct of his office. And I wonder if you could explain with some serious Texan straight talk here, Scott,
 how it is honoring the victims of 9/11 to restrict the questioning of the President on this subject to one hour?

 Scott McClellan: I hope you'll talk about the unprecedented cooperation that we're providing to the commission
 when you report this, James. Because if you look back at what we've done, it is unprecedented. We have provided
 more than 2 million pages of documents. We provided more than 60 compact discs of radar, flight and other
 information; more than 800 audio cassette tapes of interviews and other materials; more than 100 briefings,
 including at the head-of-agency level; more than 560 interviews. So this administration is cooperating closely and
 in an unprecedented way with the 9/11 Commission, because their work is very important.

 Question:  That would have been a very pertinent answer had I asked you about the administration. But, in fact,
 I asked you about the President's cooperation.
-
 -Excerpt from White House press briefing,    talkingpointsmemo.com/

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 Did Anna Kournikova break Penthouse?

 The way I remember it, Penthouse printed these pictures of some stripper,

..

 Then bragged that they "caught" her and printed topless pictyres of that woman.
 I can't imagine any court in America not slapping Penthouse into next week.

 I found this quote,

"All I can tell you is that right now Penthouse is confident that these pictures are genuine,"
 Penthouse spokesman Michael Moi told CNN. "My understanding is that the photographer
 came to Penthouse with these pictures."

 He sure did - they just weren't of Anna K.
 Geez, I hope I never do anything that stupid.

 Does anyone know how that ended?
 Were terms disclosed?

 Listen To Me Bitch
   by Ann Coulter

   Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The liberals are up to their usual games again, trotting out their phony "war heroes" -- like
 Max Cleland, Wesley Clark, and John Kerry -- in a desperate effort to prove their "patriotism."

 Let me remind the denizens of Beacon Hill, Capitol Hill, and the Hollywood Hills who seek
 to suffocate us in their sanctimonious self-serving samples of sacrifice:
 Real patriots don't have to prove their patriotism by bragging about their "medals."

 Guest Editorial on the Patriot Act

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 USATODAY published a Gallup Poll on their website asking the following question:
"One provision in the Patriot Act allows federal agents to secretly search a U.S. citizen's home
 without informing the person of that search for an unspecified period of time.  Do you approve
 or disapprove of this provision?"  Well folks the results were pretty interesting, as 71% of the
 respondents were disapproving of that measure, which coincidently does not have a sunset clause.

 Subject: Question on gay marriage

 Hey Bart

 If a hetero couple marries, and 10 years later hubby tells wife he's really a woman
 on the inside and not gay. He gets the sex change operation and they stay together
 (about 10% of couples in this situation do stay together) would Bushes' amendment
 nullify their marriage? What happens under current law?

 Disasterman
 

"Current law" is whatever John Ashcroft (R-insane) says it is, and I'm sure he could
 fabricate some reasons why that union would be an "abomination" in God's eyes and
 the Democrats would remain silent while Ashcroft gleefully destroys more families.

 Janet Jackson, George Bush, and No. 524:
 There Are No Half-Time Shows in War
     by Walter Brasch

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 On the day that Justin Timberlake ripped open Janet Jackson's blouse during the half-time of the Super Bowl
 to reveal a bejeweled breast and create a national firestorm of protest, American Soldiers 523 and 524 died in Iraq.
 Along with the two American soldiers, 14 were wounded. Also that day, two suicide bombers killed more than 100
 Kurds and wounded more than 200.

 On TV network news and in fictionalized prime-time series, we see violence and body parts on the street. On the
 afternoon soaps, we have seen every violation of the Ten Commandments, and a few violations that not even the
 residents of Sodom and Gomorrah knew about. But, this didn't draw the ire of the sanctimonious "family values"
 administration. A bare breast did.

 Central Air Media must hire Mike Malloy

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  Excerpt:
 Strategists, independent analysts and House members of both parties say that after a decade out of power,
 Democrats are unlikely to reclaim control of the House in November.

 Many Democrats now concede that their immediate goal is far less ambitious: to narrow the divide
 so they have a better chance of recapturing the House in 2006.

"Do I think we are going to take it back? No," said Representative Rahm Emanuel, Democrat of Illinois.
"But I think we are setting it up not to slide backward, but to move forward."

 Democrats said they were heartened that President Bush had found himself on the defensive recently,
 and predicted that the record deficit compiled under Republican control could play to their benefit.
 But Democrats and others cited significant factors working against them, including recruiting failures,
 fund-raising difficulties and redistricting.
 

 Hey Democrats, maybe your fundraising would do better if you stopped kissing Bush's ass - ya think?
 Maybe you'd have fewer recruiting failures if you demonstrated that you still had some fight in you.

 Of skulls and bones: More secrets of the tomb

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 An axe pried open the iron door of the tomb, and Pat[riarch] Bush entered and started to dig...
 Pat[riarch] James dug deep and pried out the trophy itself...I showered and hit the hay...a happy man..."

 So recounts a document thought to be an internal record from the Skull and Bones Society. "Pat[riarch] Bush"
 is Prescott Bush, father of an American political dynasty. His "trophy" is the skull of Geronimo, the Native
 American spiritual and military leader laid to rest in 1909 at Fort Still, Oklahoma, where Bush and fellow
 Bonesmen were stationed nine years later.''

      "Screw the Indians - we take what we want."

 See also:

 http://www.observer.com/pages/story.asp?ID=2947

 http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/10/02/60minutes/main576332.shtml

 http://www.post-gazette.com/columnists/20000923roddy.asp

 Those Bush bastards have no shame at all.

 Quotes

"Let's make a constitutional amendment against presidents that lie."
     --Al Sharpton, Attribution

 Quotes

"George Bush inherited the strongest military in the world.
  George Bush has in fact weakened that military by overextending it."
        --John Kerry, Attribution

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  Excerpt:
 The explosive new details about military doubts over the legality of the invasion are detailed
 in unpublished legal documents in the case of Katharine Gun, the intelligence officer dramatically
 freed last week after Lord Goldsmith, the Attorney-General, dropped charges against her of
 breaking the Official Secrets Act.

 The disclosure came as it also emerged that Goldsmith was forced hastily to redraft his legal advice
 to Tony Blair to give an 'unequivocal' assurance to the armed forces that the conflict would not be illegal.
 

 The facts are all in - Bush and Blair intentionally lied to get this war started.
 Why are we not talking about impeachment of the Commander in Thief?

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