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"We hang the petty thieves and
"This administration's reliance on smear tactics
is unprecedented in modern U.S. politics
- even compared with Nixon's. Even more disturbing is its readiness to abuse power
- to use its control of the government to intimidate potential critics."
--Paul Krugman, "This Isn't America", Attribution
The Unborn Victims of Violence Act, which took five years to get through Congress,
makes it a crime to harm a fetus during an assault on a pregnant woman.
Bush has said he opposes abortion on Tuesdays,
Thursdays and weekends, but would
allow them on Mondays, Wednesdays and Frodays. That position has become a standard
line in most of his speeches.
Condoleeza Rice planned to deliver a speech on September 11, 2001, about national security
that said nothing about Osama bin Laden, al Qaeda or Islamic fundamentalist groups.
Excerpts of that speech were reported in
The Washington Whore Post on Thursday, and the
excerpts were confirmed by administration sources. NSC officials said the speech was meant
to be a broad look at the administration's efforts to fight terrorism. In it, Rice argued that the
United States should build a missile defense system.
So, while the BFEE was trying to figure
out how to steal billions from a phony Star Wars scam,
they didn't bother to watch bin Laden because Clinton was tracking him and they always have to
do things the opposite of the correct way Clinton did them - so they screwed up - BIG time.
They got caught sleeping on 9-11, invaded
the wrong country to steal some oil and get petty revenge
for his daddy and still some people like Bush's handling of terrorism?
My good friend and double-fest attendee Slabby
Bush's 9-11 committee reversals
# He argued a federal Department of Homeland Security wasn't needed, then devised a plan to create one.
# He resisted a commission to investigate Iraq intelligence failures, but then relented.
(c) 2004, salamander.eps
"There is something ignorant in the way they
dismiss the overthrow of a brutal dictator
and the sowing of the seeds of basic human freedom in that troubled part of the world.
It hurts an awful lot more when it's your son that is being criticized...."
--George Herbert Herbert Bush, who seems to have forgotten that he also warned
his stupidest son not to go into Iraq alone and create a horrible quagmire Attribution
Message for Fallujah
by Piggy Noonan
"We know what the men and boys who did the atrocity of Fallujah look like; they posed for the cameras.
We know exactly what they did--again, the cameras. We know they massed on a bridge and raised their
guns triumphantly. It's all there on film. It would be good not only for elemental justice but for Iraq and its
future if a large force of coalition troops led by U.S. Marines would go into Fallujah, find the young men,
arrest them or kill them, and, to make sure the point isn't lost on them, blow up the bridge."
...so Halliburton can rebuild it and bill the taxpayers $20M?
Americans had no business in Fallujah and no business (other than
stealing oil) in Iraq.
The blood on those people is on the hands of Bush, Cheney and Runsfeld.
They insisted on murdering Baghdad when the whole world begged them not to.
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"The media are finished with their big blowouts
on the anniversary of the invasion of Iraq,
and there is one thing they forgot to say: We're sorry. Sorry we let unsubstantiated claims
drive our coverage. Sorry we were dismissive of experts who disputed White House charges
against Iraq. Sorry we let a band of self-serving Iraqi defectors make fools of us. Sorry we fell
for Colin Powell's performance at the United Nations. Sorry we couldn't bring ourselves to
hold the administration's feet to the fire before the war, when it really mattered. Maybe we'll
do a better job next war."
--Rick Mercier, Attribution
D-r-i-v-e b-y N-e-w-s
More U.S. Troops Injured in Iraq Attack
Injured troops were flown to a combat support hospital
News and the Iraq War
Will the FOX war cheerleaders admit they lied for their ally Bush?
in the White House
Bush puts a hit out on whoever dares to question the don
Hornung in trouble for racial comments
"Lower academic standards so blacks can get into Notre Dame."
Bush buddy makes $500 million on new Medicare plan
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They started with a bang - this from USAToday.com
Meanwhile, Air America kicked off its first
day in five markets, with guests
on Franken's show including former Bob Kerry and filmmaker Michael Moore.
When host Randi Rhodes got into an argument
with Ralph Nader about
why she thought he should not run for president, Nader hung up on her.
All in all, a good first day, says Shelley
Lewis, an Air America programmer.
"It's been really fun, lively and we were literally overwhelmed by e-mails and
phone calls. It's going great."
I listened to http://www.super62.com/listen/index.php
out of Portland and didn't get any dropouts thru an entire hour.
as seen on www.pssht.com
After using his pilonidal cyst - a congenital birth defect - to avoid military service in the Vietnam War,
Limbaugh briefly worked for radio stations in Pittsburgh, PA and Kansas City, MO. Fired from both jobs,
he worked as a wiener salesman for the KC Royals baseball franchise, eventually slithering back into the radio business.
In 1971 Limbaugh attended Southeastern Missouri
University, where, according to reports, he had a brief but heated
affair with Elliot Sanders. So gay is Limbaugh, guarantees Sanders, that, "none of his marriages was ever consummated."
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Marty's Entertainment Page
The president's team is wrong to believe its outrageous lies can continue to lull a gullible public.
Nixon's lies won him a second election, but then he lost the country.
Bush smiles better than Nixon, but when
the lies are exposed, the smile turns into a character-revealing smirk.
That happened last week when the White House released photos of a skit, performed for the amusement of
jaded media heavyweights, in which the president pretended to look under his desk for the missing WMDs.
This may have amused his cynical audience, but to the general public, the carefully lip-synced policy
pronouncements of the man who cried wolf has morphed into a sick joke."
Whitehouse.org is one of my favorite anti-Bush satire sites.
It looks like it was hacked, so all links to it now re-direct to www.cybercrime.gov, Ashcroft's anti-cybercrime site.
Does anyone know what's up with this?
What do we do if your site gets hacked like this?
I'm not sure, but Betty Bowers is going to be angry.
Is Condi guilty of perjury?
"When Condoleezza Rice testifies to the 9-11 commission, she will face questions that have intensified
in the 30 months since the attacks. She will be asked to clarify apparent contradictions between how
the administration explains its policies and actions and the way Richard Clarke describes them.
Chairman Thomas Kean said Tuesday that the
panel also plans to examine possible contradictions between
earlier private testimony Rice gave to the commission and statements she has made to the news media."
Police: Wisconsin Student Changes Story
A college student who said she was abducted from her apartment has changed her story,
saying she was taken from somewhere else instead, police said Friday.
She initially told police she was abducted
at knifepoint from outside her apartment early Saturday.
Assistant Police Chief Noble Wray said Friday she changed her story when investigators
confronted her with inconsistencies in her account.
You'd think the murder po-lice could outwit this girl and get to the bottom of this.
The "Red-Ink Reagan" cap comes in three versions:
"I did not rape that woman, ...Selene Waters."
"They told me trickle-down worked, I'm sorry, ...so sorry..."
"There were no weapons on those two planes Col. North flew to Iran."
Stern Shocks Listeners with April Fool's Hoax
Instead of hearing Stern and his sidekicks open the morning show,
Tom Chiusano read a statement saying the show was taken off the air.
"Viacom can no longer bear the weight of the government
its affects on our corporation," he said, adding, "While we're sorry to end
the Howard Stern Show, we promise quality programing in the future."
After the message, two other deejays then
played about an hour of music
interspersed with sterile banter and a promise of a show with "all the fun without the filth."
The video posted on Web sites and aired on evening TV newscasts Wednesday was reminiscent
of the grisly footage of a dead American soldier being dragged through the streets of Mogadishu.
Public support for the mission collapsed, and President Clinton in short order withdrew U.S. forces.
For Bush, the question is: Will revulsion
at the murder and mutilation of four American contractors
- and a spike in the death toll among U.S. troops - shake public opinion about whether the
invasion of Iraq was justified and the occupation worth its costs?
This illegal invasion was certainly worth it for Bush and his
Some estimates of the BFEE's take from this war exceed $100 million per week.
make a big budget movie about this day
and say that Bush's boneheaded blunders caused this?
No, they only do that to Democratic presidents.
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Subject: Re: Weapons Hunt Shifts to 'Intent' in Iraq
What they don't tell you is that the search
will be conducted
by Jeane Dixon, the Amazing Kreskin, and the other John Edwards.
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the Moon, George, to the Moon
by Al Franken
"Bush dropped Mars because the idea tested even more poorly than his faith-based Bureau of Weights and Measures.
But why didn't anyone make fun of him for it? Can you imagine if Bill Clinton had done this? The right-wing media
would have been all over him. "This is the most poll-driven, purely political administration in history!" they would have crowed.
It would have started with Rush Limbaugh, then reverberated through the right-wing echo chamber and into the mainstream
media until it finally landed on an op-ed page like this one.
But when Bush did it, no one made a peep.
Bush got a pass on this, as he's gotten a pass on so many other things,
because there's no liberal echo chamber in this country. But starting March 31 at noon, there will be one.
Roots and Glocks
BartCop Manor was built in 1964, before liberals took over the
so every Spring we have to hire Roto Rooter to come out and snake the main pipe
and cut thru the roots that grow into the pipeline and cause the backup.
When there's a backup - Mrs. Bart is not pleased.
Before Roto Boy got there, I went out back to locate the drain
for him to de-clog.
While in my back yard, the neighbor's pit bull joined me.
You know the rule - if my Glock can't kill it, I'm afraid of it.
Bees and Grizzley bears scare me, but pit bulls scare me less.
...but I'm not looking to play poker with some unknown pit bull, so I grabbed the Glock.
Roto Boy shows up, I explain the problem, and he says "No
biggie, I have a knife."
He had some piddling four-inch blade that wouldn't stop a senate democrat.
I'm no pit bull expert, but I've read stories of pit bulls taking
gun shots to the head
and still not letting go of their bite victim, ...and I didn't want Roto Boy dying in my back yard.
So I stood there, like f-ing Billy Jack, my Baby Glock concealed
by a one-liter Crown Royal bag,
(they say that's the best way to store/carry a weapon of fine repute) while Roto Boy did his job.
What else could I do?
Roto Boy seeemed to think he was f-ing Tarzan with mad pit bulls,
and I wasn't looking forward to calling 9-11 and saying "Roto Rooter man down."
I figured if the worst came true and I had
to unload on the dog,
hopefully Rooter Boy would remain frozen so I could get a few good shots off.
...In the end, the dog didn't charge, and the owner called
to apologize after reading the note I put on his door.
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soldier body count in Iraq
Bush lied, and caused
603 Americans their lives - and counting.
When will we stop having to total up the dead heroes?
When President Kerry takes the oath?
Michael Todd Howard, 35, pleaded guilty in a court in San Diego Tuesday in return
for an expected sentence of one year in jail and probation, prosecutors said.
According to court documents, last September,
Howard broke into the home of a woman
with whom he thought he had set up an encounter on what was described as a "rape fantasy" chat site.
The victim stopped the attack by yelling and attacking Howard's testicles.
Subject: Why I subscribed to BartCop Radio
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9/11 happened and I did my patriotic duty by rallying around the pResident and supporting the action in Afghanistan.
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saw it on smirkingchimp.com
A funny thing happened to David Letterman this week. Actually, it only started out funny.
And the unfunny ending fits into a disturbing pattern.
On Monday, Mr. Letterman ran a video clip
of a boy yawning and fidgeting during a speech
by George Bush. It was harmless stuff; a White House that thinks it's cute to have Mr. Bush
make jokes about missing W.M.D. should be able to handle a little ribbing about boring speeches.
CNN ran the Letterman clip on Tuesday, just
before a commercial. Then the CNN anchor Daryn Kagan
came back to inform viewers that the clip was a fake: "We're being told by the White House that the kid,
as funny as he was, was edited into that video." Later in the day, another anchor amended that: the boy
was at the rally, but not where he was shown in the video.
On his Tuesday night show, Mr. Letterman
was not amused: "That is an out and out 100 percent absolute lie.
The kid absolutely was there, and he absolutely was doing everything we pictured via the videotape."
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Related to Cheney Case Ordered Released
Wouldn't it be cool if Larry Klayman was the one to take Bush down? ha ha
U.S. District Judge Paul Friedman ordered seven government agencies including the DOE,
Interior and Bureau of Land Management to hand over pertinent task force documents by June 1.
He was ruling on a Freedom of Information
Act lawsuit brought by Judicial Watch and the National
Resources Defense Council (NRDC). The two groups had sued to force the various departments
involved in the energy task force to release documents related to the task force and its deliberations.
Oh this would be too f-ing sweet for words.
If Klayman brings down the BFEE, I'm going to buy him a big screen TV.
"This is what happens when you elect
a draft dodger as president."
-- Bob Dornan, subbing for Rush, recalling the 1993 Mogadishu massacre
Unka Dick said Unka Tony could bury this...
Wow - change "draft-dodger" to "AWOL punk-ass rich kid, who never
a single day in his whole life" and Dornan might be right - eleven years later.
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