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"This administration's reliance on smear tactics
is unprecedented in modern U.S. politics
- even compared with Nixon's. Even
more disturbing is its readiness to abuse power
- to use its control of the government
to intimidate potential critics."
--Paul Krugman, "This Isn't America", Attribution
Excerpt:
The Unborn Victims of Violence Act, which
took five years to get through Congress,
makes it a crime to harm a fetus during
an assault on a pregnant woman.
Bush has said he opposes abortion on Tuesdays,
Thursdays and weekends, but would
allow them on Mondays, Wednesdays and Frodays.
That position has become a standard
line in most of his speeches.
Excerpt:
Condoleeza Rice planned to deliver a speech
on September 11, 2001, about national security
that said nothing about Osama bin Laden,
al Qaeda or Islamic fundamentalist groups.
Excerpts of that speech were reported in
The Washington Whore Post on Thursday, and the
excerpts were confirmed by administration
sources. NSC officials said the speech was meant
to be a broad look at the administration's
efforts to fight terrorism. In it, Rice argued that the
United States should build a missile defense
system.
So, while the BFEE was trying to figure
out how to steal billions from a phony Star Wars scam,
they didn't bother to watch bin Laden because
Clinton was tracking him and they always have to
do things the opposite of the correct way
Clinton did them - so they screwed up - BIG time.
They got caught sleeping on 9-11, invaded
the wrong country to steal some oil and get petty revenge
for his daddy and still some
people like Bush's handling of terrorism?
My good friend and double-fest attendee Slabby
Bush's 9-11 committee reversals
Excerpt:
# He argued a federal Department of Homeland
Security wasn't needed, then devised a plan to create one.
# He resisted a commission to investigate Iraq intelligence failures, but then relented.
(c) 2004, salamander.eps
Quotes
"There is something ignorant in the way they
dismiss the overthrow of a brutal dictator
and the sowing of the seeds of basic
human freedom in that troubled part of the world.
It hurts an awful lot more when it's
your son that is being criticized...."
--George Herbert
Herbert Bush, who seems to have forgotten that he also warned
his stupidest son not to go into Iraq alone and create a horrible quagmire
Attribution
A
Message for Fallujah
by Piggy Noonan
Excerpt:
"We know what the men and boys who did the atrocity
of Fallujah look like; they posed for the cameras.
We know exactly what they did--again, the
cameras. We know they massed on a bridge and raised their
guns triumphantly. It's all there on film.
It would be good not only for elemental justice but for Iraq and its
future if a large force of coalition troops
led by U.S. Marines would go into Fallujah, find the young men,
arrest them or kill them, and, to make
sure the point isn't lost on them, blow up the bridge."
...so Halliburton can rebuild it and bill the taxpayers $20M?
Americans had no business in Fallujah and no business (other than
stealing oil) in Iraq.
The blood on those people is on the hands of Bush, Cheney and
Runsfeld.
They insisted on murdering Baghdad when the whole world
begged them not to.
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Quotes
"The media are finished with their big blowouts
on the anniversary of the invasion of Iraq,
and there is one thing they forgot
to say: We're sorry. Sorry we let unsubstantiated claims
drive our coverage. Sorry we were dismissive
of experts who disputed White House charges
against Iraq. Sorry we let a band of
self-serving Iraqi defectors make fools of us. Sorry we fell
for Colin Powell's performance at the
United Nations. Sorry we couldn't bring ourselves to
hold the administration's feet to the
fire before the war, when it really mattered. Maybe we'll
do a better job next war."
--Rick Mercier,
Attribution
D-r-i-v-e b-y N-e-w-s
Three
More U.S. Troops Injured in Iraq Attack
Injured troops were flown to a combat support hospital
Fox
News and the Iraq War
Will the FOX war cheerleaders admit they lied for their ally
Bush?
Gangsters
in the White House
Bush puts a hit out on whoever dares to question the don
Paul
Hornung in trouble for racial comments
"Lower academic standards so blacks can get into Notre Dame."
Medicare's
Hidden Bonanza
Bush buddy makes $500 million on new Medicare plan
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They started with a bang - this from USAToday.com
Meanwhile, Air America kicked off its first
day in five markets, with guests
on Franken's show including former Bob
Kerry and filmmaker Michael Moore.
When host Randi Rhodes got into an argument
with Ralph Nader about
why she thought he should not run for president,
Nader hung up on her.
All in all, a good first day, says Shelley
Lewis, an Air America programmer.
"It's been really fun, lively and we were
literally overwhelmed by e-mails and
phone calls. It's going great."
I listened to http://www.super62.com/listen/index.php
out of Portland and didn't get any dropouts thru an entire hour.
Rush
Limbaugh's Biography
as seen on www.pssht.com
Excerpt:
After using his pilonidal
cyst - a congenital birth defect - to avoid military service in
the Vietnam War,
Limbaugh briefly worked for radio stations
in Pittsburgh, PA and Kansas City, MO. Fired from both jobs,
he worked as a wiener salesman for the
KC Royals baseball franchise, eventually slithering back into the radio
business.
In 1971 Limbaugh attended Southeastern Missouri
University, where, according to reports, he had a brief but heated
affair with Elliot
Sanders. So gay is Limbaugh, guarantees Sanders, that,
"none
of his marriages was ever consummated."
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Marty's Entertainment Page
Excerpt:
The president's team is wrong to believe
its outrageous lies can continue to lull a gullible public.
Nixon's lies won him a second election,
but then he lost the country.
Bush smiles better than Nixon, but when
the lies are exposed, the smile turns into a character-revealing smirk.
That happened last week when the White
House released photos of a skit, performed for the amusement of
jaded media heavyweights, in which the
president pretended to look under his desk for the missing WMDs.
This may have amused his cynical audience,
but to the general public, the carefully lip-synced policy
pronouncements of the man who cried wolf
has morphed into a sick joke."
.
Subject: Whitehouse.org
Whitehouse.org is one of my favorite anti-Bush satire sites.
It looks like it was hacked, so all links to it now re-direct to www.cybercrime.gov, Ashcroft's anti-cybercrime site.
Does anyone know what's up with this?
What do we do if your site gets hacked
like this?
Roy
I'm not sure, but Betty Bowers is going to be angry.
Is Condi guilty of perjury?
Excerpt:
"When Condoleezza Rice testifies to the 9-11
commission, she will face questions that have intensified
in the 30 months since the attacks. She
will be asked to clarify apparent contradictions between how
the administration explains its policies
and actions and the way Richard Clarke describes them.
Chairman Thomas Kean said Tuesday that the
panel also plans to examine possible contradictions between
earlier private testimony Rice gave to
the commission and statements she has made to the news media."
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Police: Wisconsin Student Changes Story
Excerpt:
A college student who said she was abducted
from her apartment has changed her story,
saying she was taken from somewhere else
instead, police said Friday.
She initially told police she was abducted
at knifepoint from outside her apartment early Saturday.
Assistant Police Chief Noble Wray said
Friday she changed her story when investigators
confronted her with inconsistencies in
her account.
You'd think the murder po-lice could outwit this girl and get to the bottom of this.
The "Red-Ink Reagan" cap comes in three versions:
"I did not rape that woman, ...Selene Waters."
and
"They told me trickle-down worked, I'm sorry, ...so sorry..."
and
"There were no weapons on those two planes Col. North flew to Iran."
Stern Shocks Listeners with April Fool's Hoax
Excerpt:
Instead of hearing Stern and his sidekicks
open the morning show,
Tom Chiusano read a statement saying the
show was taken off the air.
"Viacom can no longer bear the weight of the government
pressure and
its affects on our corporation," he said,
adding, "While we're sorry to end
the Howard Stern Show, we promise quality
programing in the future."
After the message, two other deejays then
played about an hour of music
interspersed with sterile banter and a
promise of a show with "all the fun without the filth."
Excerpt:
The video posted on Web sites and aired
on evening TV newscasts Wednesday was reminiscent
of the grisly footage of a dead American
soldier being dragged through the streets of Mogadishu.
Public support for the mission collapsed,
and President Clinton in short order withdrew U.S. forces.
For Bush, the question is: Will revulsion
at the murder and mutilation of four American contractors
- and a spike in the death toll among U.S.
troops - shake public opinion about whether the
invasion of Iraq was justified and the
occupation worth its costs?
This illegal invasion was certainly worth it for Bush and his
thug friends.
Some estimates of the BFEE's take from this war exceed $100 million
per week.
Will Hollywood
make a big budget movie about this day
and say
that Bush's boneheaded blunders caused this?
No, they only do that to Democratic presidents.
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Subject: Re: Weapons Hunt Shifts to 'Intent' in Iraq
What they don't tell you is that the search
will be conducted
by Jeane Dixon, the Amazing Kreskin, and
the other John Edwards.
Gillis
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To
the Moon, George, to the Moon
by Al Franken
Excerpt:
"Bush dropped Mars because the idea tested even
more poorly than his faith-based Bureau of Weights and Measures.
But why didn't anyone make fun of him for
it? Can you imagine if Bill Clinton had done this? The right-wing media
would have been all over him. "This is
the most poll-driven, purely political administration in history!" they
would have crowed.
It would have started with Rush Limbaugh,
then reverberated through the right-wing echo chamber and into the mainstream
media until it finally landed on an op-ed
page like this one.
But when Bush did it, no one made a peep.
Bush got a pass on this, as he's gotten a pass on so many other things,
because there's no liberal echo chamber
in this country. But starting March 31 at noon, there will be one.
Me.
Roots and Glocks
BartCop Manor was built in 1964, before liberals took over the
plumbing code,
so every Spring we have to hire Roto Rooter to
come out and snake the main pipe
and cut thru the roots that grow into the pipeline and cause
the backup.
When there's a backup - Mrs. Bart is not pleased.
Before Roto Boy got there, I went out back to locate the drain
for him to de-clog.
While in my back yard, the neighbor's pit bull joined me.
You know the rule - if my Glock can't kill it, I'm afraid of it.
Bees and Grizzley bears scare me, but pit bulls scare me less.
...but I'm not looking to play poker with some unknown pit bull, so I grabbed the Glock.
Roto Boy shows up, I explain the problem, and he says "No
biggie, I have a knife."
He had some piddling four-inch blade that wouldn't stop a senate
democrat.
I'm no pit bull expert, but I've read stories of pit bulls taking
multiple
gun shots to the head
and still not letting go of their bite victim, ...and I didn't
want Roto Boy dying in my back yard.
So I stood there, like f-ing Billy Jack, my Baby Glock concealed
by a one-liter Crown Royal bag,
(they say that's the best way to store/carry a weapon of fine
repute) while Roto Boy did his job.
What else could I do?
Roto Boy seeemed to think he was f-ing Tarzan with mad pit bulls,
and I wasn't looking forward to calling 9-11 and saying "Roto
Rooter man down."
I figured if the worst came true and I had
to unload on the dog,
hopefully Rooter Boy would remain frozen so I could
get a few good shots off.
...In the end, the dog didn't charge, and the owner called
to apologize after reading the note I put on his door.
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Quotes
"Talk radio is a medium for expressing clear-cut,
black-and-white, passionately articulated views.
Nuances don't work. But as Roger Craver,
the dean of direct-mail liberal fundraising, told us:
Liberals "have this Y chromosome that
looks for balance and dignity and decency
They don't know how to go for the jugular.
That's one reason why liberals haven't
done well in mass communications."
-- Richard A. Viguerie
and David Franke, Attribution
People might be surprised how well Bartcop Radio is doing.
Bush's American
soldier body count in Iraq
Bush lied, and caused 600
603 Americans their lives - and counting.
When will we stop having to total up the dead heroes?
When President Kerry takes the oath?
Excerpt:
Michael Todd Howard, 35, pleaded guilty
in a court in San Diego Tuesday in return
for an expected sentence of one year in
jail and probation, prosecutors said.
According to court documents, last September,
Howard broke into the home of a woman
with whom he thought he had set up an encounter
on what was described as a "rape fantasy" chat site.
The victim stopped the attack by yelling and attacking Howard's testicles.
Subject: Why I subscribed to BartCop Radio
I was a late comer to Bartcop. I'd
heard a little about it from other on-line acquaintances, but never got
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to checking it out. Even after the
Election theft in 2000, which to this day makes me physically ill to think
about,
and after Bush implementing his Flying
Monkey Right wet dream policies, I still never thought to type in the BC
address.
9/11 happened and I did my patriotic duty
by rallying around the pResident and supporting the action in Afghanistan.
I knew from Campaign 2000 that the media
was intolerably pro Bush. Now they were all but heralding him as
the
Second Coming. Disagree with the
Boy King? Why, then you're unpatriotic, unAmerican and a supporter
of bin Laden
and Saddam Hussein. I had friends
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Surely, others agreed.
I hadn't thought about Bartcop for over
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It was a like a breath of fresh air.
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Like a kid learning to ride a bike, there
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But he's turning into Lance Armstrong with
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So hold the hillbilly heroin and spend
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Keep Hammering, Bart!!
Jill
Smear
Without Fear
saw it on smirkingchimp.com
Excerpt:
A funny thing happened to David Letterman
this week. Actually, it only started out funny.
And the unfunny ending fits into a disturbing
pattern.
On Monday, Mr. Letterman ran a video clip
of a boy yawning and fidgeting during a speech
by George Bush. It was harmless stuff;
a White House that thinks it's cute to have Mr. Bush
make jokes about missing W.M.D. should
be able to handle a little ribbing about boring speeches.
CNN ran the Letterman clip on Tuesday, just
before a commercial. Then the CNN anchor Daryn Kagan
came back to inform viewers that the clip
was a fake: "We're being told by the White House that the kid,
as funny as he was, was edited into that
video." Later in the day, another anchor amended that: the boy
was at the rally, but not where he was
shown in the video.
On his Tuesday night show, Mr. Letterman
was not amused: "That is an out and out 100 percent absolute lie.
The kid absolutely was there, and he absolutely
was doing everything we pictured via the videotape."
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Documents
Related to Cheney Case Ordered Released
Wouldn't it be cool if Larry Klayman
was the one to take Bush down? ha
ha
Excerpt:
U.S. District Judge Paul Friedman ordered
seven government agencies including the DOE,
Interior and Bureau of Land Management
to hand over pertinent task force documents by June 1.
He was ruling on a Freedom of Information
Act lawsuit brought by Judicial Watch and the National
Resources Defense Council (NRDC). The two
groups had sued to force the various departments
involved in the energy task force to release
documents related to the task force and its deliberations.
Oh this would be too f-ing sweet for words.
If Klayman brings down the BFEE, I'm going
to buy him a big screen TV.
Quotes
"This is what happens when you elect
a draft dodger as president."
-- Bob Dornan, subbing for Rush,
recalling the 1993 Mogadishu massacre
..
Unka Dick said Unka Tony could bury this...
Wow - change "draft-dodger" to "AWOL punk-ass rich kid, who never
worked
a single day in his whole life" and Dornan might be right - eleven
years later.
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