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"I just can't sit by as a Vietnam guy
"If you look back on the 60's and think there
was more good than harm, then you're probably a Democrat.
If you think there was more harm than good, you're probably a Republican."
--Bill Clinton, Attribution
There are those who say the right hated Clinton because of Vietnam,
but that can't be it
because the love the drunker deserter with all their heart and soul.
No, trust me, Clinton's sin was being a friend to the black man.
That's why they gave Bush a pass on Vietnam - because he hates "niggers," just like them
Midwest Theaters Ban 'Fahrenheit 9/11'
A company that owns movie theaters in Iowa and Nebraska is refusing to show "Fahrenheit 9/11."
R.L. Fridley, owner of Fridley Theatres, says the controversial documentary incites terrorism.
"I believe this film emboldens them and divides our country even more," said Fridley.
Hey - I'm all for this guy's position. This is America (or
at least it used to be.)
If he doesn't want packed theaters, if he wants to lose money to take a stand against Moore,
I'll fight for his right to do that.
Liike most critics, I'll bet he hasn't seen the damn movie, but
to the handjob right, ignorance is a sacrament.
Like Al Franken, said, they are child-like, and they want to be told what to do. They want a nanny to
guide them thru these scary times, so they turn to religion and the Republican party for guidance.
"I'm closer to God than Betty Bowers..."
Care to comment?
Does Aaron McGruder read bartcop.com?
"Fahrenheit 9/11" is a compelling, persuasive
film, at odds with the White House effort
to present Bush as a strong leader. He comes across as a shallow, inarticulate man,
simplistic in speech and inauthentic in manner. If the film is not quite as electrifying as
Moore's "Bowling for Columbine," that may be because Moore has toned down his usual
exuberance and was sobered by attacks on the factual accuracy of elements of "Columbine";
playing with larger stakes, he is more cautious here, and we get an op-ed piece, not a stand-up
routine. But he remains one of the most valuable figures on the political landscape, a populist
rabble-rouser, humorous and effective; the outrage and incredulity in his film are an exhilarating
response to Bush's determined repetition of the same stubborn sound bites.
-- Roger Ebert, Attribution
Split on Backing Kerry Running Mate
Some want to lose with Gephardt, some want to lose with Edwards
Let's talk about this without getting emotional or name-calling...
The last poll I saw showed Bush ahead
by 15 points when asked,
"Who do you trust to keep you safe from terrorism?"
So, one small terror attack and Bush goes up 8-10 points.
That means we lose this election, in my opinion, unless Kerry picks Clark.
I would like to read polite disagreement of why I'm wrong.
I'm just another bonehead with an opinion, but it seems clearer
than Lake Concha.
Remember what they did to Max Cleland? I don't think they could do that to Wes Clark, but they'll try.
They're going to "bin Laden" whoever "Hanoi John" picks and I think Clark is best equipt to fight back.
So let me hear from you:
I would rather lose with Edwards than win with Clark?
I would rather lose with Gephardt than win with Clark?
I can't stand Clark, and would rather we lose than have him as VP?
And who is this Ohio governor that nobody ever heard of?
Last thing - please don't write and say "Dean, Kucinich, Sharpton"
etc because the media,
fairly or not, has eliminated them from consideration.
So, the question is - why isn't Clark the clearly obvious choice?
Remember - we want to win and terrorism/Iraq is the top issue.
Let me hear from you
Get Your War On, (c) 2004 by David Rees. Used with permission
Bush supporters renew vigor in lambasting media
Last month Brent Bozell, a conservative activist, launched a $2.8 million advertising and talk-radio campaign
to discredit what he says is an anti-Bush bias in newspapers and television news. His conservative Media
Research Center is running newspaper and billboard ads depicting a stern-faced Uncle Sam warning:
``Don't believe the liberal media!''
Hey Brent, if the media is biased against Bush, why don't we know
how many felonies he has committed?
No reporter with access to Bunnypants has the courage to ask that question, but we all know about every
cleavage Clinton ever glanced at, and every check he wrote going back to the seventies.
...but the media has agreed not to ask Bush how many times he's pleaded guilty to a felony.
And what about the generally accepted way they cover Bush speeches?
They report was he intended to say, what was in his script - not what he actually said.
With Clinton and Gore, they just made shit up and claimed that
they said it - just the opposite.
"Invented the internet?" "Discovered Love Canal?" "Love Story was about Tipper and me?"
The anti-Bush media fabricated those lies and called Gore a serial liar?
It sounds to me like they're protecting Bush.
They're biased towards him, not against him.
One more thing:
Bozelle isn't doing this for any reason other than to bully the media.
Like the Democrats, the medua refuses to fight back.
When they accuse CNN of being "Clinton's News Network," CNN moves farther to the right.
It would be nice to go one weekend without CNN broadcasting
Boys," the story where
we learn again and again and again and again what a great hero Poppy Bush was, followed by
another round table discussion about what a perfect saint Ronald Reagan was.
Could we possibly go one full weekend without you running
Care to comment?
"I used to dribble only a little bit with my
right hand. I called my coach recently
and said, 'All those years you told me to use my right, well, now I have to."'
--former Notre Dame basketball phenom Danielle Green,
who lost her left hand to a grenade in Iraq Attribution
It's too bad the Pentagon is allowed to hide the price these kids
have to endure.
They are paying for Bush's illegal war with their hands, their arms, their legs, their eyes
their skin, their nerves, their memories, their marriages and in some cases ...their sanity.
They say maybe 20 percent will come back with serious mental disorders
That's a potential 30,000 unstable people, used to killing and witnessing death, on our streets.
What will they do when someone cuts in front of them at the supermarket?
Subject: Positive feedback
Now that you're accepting positive feedback, I had to tell you about the spit-take you made me do.
You were talking about Powell's dancing
the YMCA in Indonesia due to local tradition, and you said,
"I guess we should be glad tradition didn't involve a tube of KY, a pony and the Indian Rope Trick."
My wife yelled at me to stop laughing because she couldn't hear her sister on the phone. Awesome.
Keep the hammer swinging,
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Subject: Born Again on the Fourth of July
While others were celebrating 228 years
of America's being... me and the family went to see Fahrenheit 9/11.
On July 4th, could you do anything more patriotic for your country?
I don't think so. The place was packed!
Sure hope others continue to do the same.
Moore finally connected the dots for all to see.
If you have children of "fighting" age, or just want more insight into how government "works"
... SEE THIS FILM!
It's your patriotic duty to do so.
Us Back Our Damn Flag
The leftist case for patriotism
'Can't Imagine' Revived Military Draft
Big deal - he couldn't imagine choas in Iraq, either
turn Eldrick into afterthought
No, the BartCop Hex is what done him in
He's a Nazi
Smart move on Kerry's part.
You can't win the South without a gun in your hand.
Clinton did it, Gore failed to.
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Looks to me like the Bush Cartel is toast,
at least the W. regime.
People are now saying what you were a long time ago.
Thanks for being a voice of sanity crying in wilderness.
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e-mail to Andrew Sullivan
"9 posts in 2 days on Moore's movie. And the
worst you can come up with is that he participated in
some one sided spin? In the future, i'll keep an eye out for your 9 posts in 2 days relative to Bush's
campaign ads and the spin involved, quotes taken out of context, half truths, etc etc etc. Or perhaps
someday you'll tell us what Colin Powell said to the UN that actually proved true. No doubt i'll be reading
on a daily basis of the GI's who are dying because of Moore's spin. And the $200 billion (that's with a "b")
that Moore's spin is costing us. Not to mention how many terrorists are being created by Moore's spin.
And the prisoners who are abused because of Moore's spin, leading only to even more terrorists.
I'd be interested in hearing from you about how Moore let Zarqawi get away so he could make his movie.
And how Moore's obsession with his own spin is allowing Bin Laden to roam free. And Andrew?
When you get done touching on those topics, believe me, i've got more."
--Ickabod, from rightsidedown.blogspot.com/
Cheney's ex-doctor abused prescription drugs
Can't the GOP stay off the pills?
The New Yorker magazine reports that a doctor who was on Cheney's official medical team
has abused prescription narcotics for years.
The physician, Gary Malakoff, has been removed
from the vice president's medical team,
a Cheney spokesman said. The vice president's office did not say when Malakoff was removed.
"Dr. Malakoff is no longer a member of the team that treats the vice president," Kellems told CNN.
"Dr. Malakoff is a private citizen. He is not
a government employee nor is he paid with taxpayer dollars.
The office of the vice president does not comment on the private lives of private citizens."
...unless they want to get revenge of an ambassador who told the truth about Niger's yellow cake.
Subject: Loved the radio show
Thankyou, Thankyou, Thankyou! This is the best birthday present yet!
I look forward to it. I listened to part 1 of show 45 last night.
Wow! You speak your mind. I like that.
Just finished the show.
I finally got around to listening to your show. I sampled 45 and laughed out loud.
I think that "slut" was used too frequently in the beginning, but as you settled in,
your potty mouth more appropriately underscored rather than obscured your content.
GC in Oakland, CA
GC, I'm a liberal - I have an excuse.
Like you, I was outraged to hear Margaret carlson lie and act the whore - the first time.
But then I had to listen to her lies a second time when I digitalized her crap, then I had to
hear them again when I added my comments, so I was triple boiling when the bit opened.
I'll try to better cloak my disgust for nasty-ass sluts in the
...and did I mention that I hate back-stabbers and turncoats?
Have you ever seen North Shore?
It's so incredibly bad, you have to like it.
And check out Brook Burns, Bruce Willis's girlfriend.
She's such a total bomb as an actress, USA Today's Robert Bianco says,
"If Burns was on the beach and a giant wave drenched her, she couldn't convincingly act wet."
Also, Celebrity Blackjack, which seems like a big
In Blackjack, there's no bluffing, no drama, no story.
It's all about you getting 20 each time and the dealer getting 21.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (Comedy Central):
Now with 98% less profanity!
That can't be much fun.
Subject: so true, Bart
Happy 4th of July first of all, even for us atheist commie progressives.
That is so true about the other side, god`s
will pray, pray to give you strenth.
That is such bullshit they want you scared to be unafraid is bad for business.
Go to any religous thing and that is what
they do, scare you whether
straight out or slyly doing it.
Look forward to the Pokerfest on the 17th,
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attack King George
New Puppets on Old Strings by Greg Palast
The unanimous Declaration of the Insurgency.
When in the Course of human events, it becomes
necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands
which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and
equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions
of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
Moore - Blind, Or A Coward?
This attacke was published by tompaine.com
Click Here for their original story
Click Here for some friendly rebuttal
I have to conclude the Michael Moore is either blind, or a coward. Blind, if he can't see Bush's craven ties to Israel,
driven by the neocons and the Christian Zionists and Bible-thumping fundamentalists like Jerry Falwell, who consider
Israel Jesus' next stop and see Saudi Arabia as Satanic.
Bush is religiously insane and he's a simpleton
You can't expect Moore to explain, to your satisfaction, Bush's brand of religious insanity.
"Michael Moore may be an ass, and impossible
to like as a public figure, and a little loose
with the facts, and greedy, and a shameless panderer. But he wouldn't be necessary if even one
percent of the rest of us had any balls at all. If even one reporter had stood up during a pre-Iraq
Bush press conference last year and shouted, "Bullshit!" it might have made a difference. If even
one network, instead of cheerily re-broadcasting Pentagon-generated aerial bomb footage, had risked
its access to the government by saying to the Bush administration, "We're not covering the war unless
we can shoot anything we want, without restrictions," that might have made a difference. It might have
made this war look like what it is - pointless death and carnage that would have scared away every
advertiser in the country - rather than a big fucking football game that you can sell Coke and Pepsi
and Scott's Fertilizer to."
--Matt Taibbi Attribution
Up to twenty views per penny.
Nobody gives you a better deal that that.
Families Call on Bush to See Moore's Film
Bush and everyone in Washington should screen Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11,"
a group of military and 9/11 families said Wednesday.
"What we want to say is how important Michael
Moore's movie is ... in bringing back
the ability to have a dialogue" about the issues surrounding the war," said Nancy Lessin
of the group Military Families Speak Out, whose stepson is a Marine.
"What we're trying to do here is to tell the administration
... not only see it but then come out
... and explain why this happened, why we went to Iraq and why 9/11 happened," said Ivan
Medina, a former Marine who served in Iraq and whose twin brother Irving was killed there.
"I want to watch White Chicks, instead..."
Subject: F 9/11 review
Read the following review on Yahoo for F 9/11:
A Deceived, Disappointed Democrat Who
I am a Democrat who voted for Al Gore, so
I actually was expecting to like this movie.
However, I left it feeling sick that Hollywood has descended to this depth of purely bad
propoganda-driven movie making.
I am ashamed at the total sensationalism
of this movie that seems to be based not on fact,
but on conjecture, speculation, and rumor. How dare Michael Moore deceive the public
into thinking this is anything remotely resembling a documentary?
Nothing seems supported by fact. I expected
to learn something, but actually left feeling deceived.
I'm a Democrat, but considering the unfair viscious attack on our President (like him or not)
during a time of War (whether for it or against), Moore's movie is totally irresponsible,
not to mention just pure BAD FILMAKING.
This sounds like bullshit to me. <snippage>
I agree - that guy is a ditto-monkley thru and thru.
One thing I kinda agree on - he says "Nothing seems supported by fact."
Moore got much of his ammo from the Washington Whore Post and the New York
Whore Times, two brothel papers that have less credibility than bartcop.com
Something that got snipped:
I can honestly say that this is the first time IN MY LIFE that I have seen a movie
theatre audience (at an afternoon matinee, no less) APPLAUD at the end of the film.
That happened all the time 30-40 years ago, but it never happens today.
Why can't we ever get the truth?
Remember Clinton's alleged "blow up" with that Dimbleby guy in
They showed Clinton's "blow up," in a dozen different ways from multiple camera angles,
but the bastards never showed WHY he blew up because reporters cannot do their jobs.
Then along came Good Day Live, or whatever the name of that LA
show is, and the pretty blonde,
apparently her name is Dorothy Lucey, said the reason Clinton blew up was because that Dimbleby guy
asked a question with SIX "blow jobs" in the question. She claimed he didn't say "oral sex," he said "blow jobs,"
Turns out she was lying thru her damn teeth.
Why do they do that?
It's an entertainment show, without any agenda, and they spoke
glowingly of Clinton, so why did that
woman intentionally and deliberately tell us a big, fat, fabricated piece of horseshit?
Someone sent me a transcript, but we can't trust this either.
Every news organization lies out their ass all f-ing day, every f-ick day and I'm fed up with it!
You can't trust CNN, FOX, ABC, CBS, NBC, Time Magzine, the New York Whore Times - none of them!
Doesn't America deserve one news organization that's whore free?
Here's what the BBC says happened:
DIMBLEBY: You were fighting for your presidency and you were fighting as you saw it against political enemies.
DIMBLEBY: Right through ..and that was what it was about?
CLINTON: Wasn't as I saw it sir,
we had several years of evidence. We had several years of evidence.
Kenneth Starr would not be allowed to be prosecutor against me as a defendant in any decent court in the land.
DIMBLEBY: You obviously
CLINTON: And, and let me just say
this. One of the reasons he got away with it is because people like you
only ask people like me the questions. You gave him a complete free ride. Any abuse they wanted to do, they
indicted all these little people from Arkansas, what did you care about them, they're not famous, who cares that
their life were trampled.
I don't see one "blow job" there,
much less six.
Dorothy Lucey intentionally lied - and for what reason?
Of course, it's possible the BBC is lying, so who the fuck can we trust?
That also brings up the question - why did
Clinton get so upset?
I didn't see anything there that would make Clinton blow up - did you?
Today's reporters can't even find the who,
what, when where and how.
All they want is sex and then they lie about that.
Bart's Law #7 No news outlet in America can be trusted
We have to admit it - they're all whores.
I can't name one network, one cable channel, one TV show, one newspaper or one magazine that can be trusted.
They're crooked and they're lazy and they'll print any goddamn
lie they choose to. The most honest news
on all of television is the "fake news" from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - everybody else is lying.
If you want intergity, you have to turn to the internet where
news and opinion can be stated without a corporate
sponsor looking over your shoulder while you write, telling you, "Put this in your news and take that out."
Fox Mulder said it first - trust no one ...in America's whore media
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"They don't want crying families, crying parents
when their child comes off an airplane in a casket.
That's part of the disassociation with the realities, the outcomes, the consequences."
--Jane Bright, who said the military wouldn't allow her to be at the airport for
the arrival of her son's flag-draped coffin, Attribution
Box Office Update
"Spider-Man 2" pulled in a record $180.1 million in its first six days.
Last weekend's top film, "Fahrenheit
9/11," fell to second place with $21 million for a total
of $60 million. The film could become the first documentary ever to top $100 million.
You have a fiance - go bother him.
Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
864 dead American soldiers.
Drip, drip, drip - young lives go down the drain for Bush's illegal war.
Soon it will be 900,
and sometime before the election, it will be 1000.
Bush can depend on the American whore media
to spin this into a "this isn't so bad" handjob.
Subject: Democratic killers
Please, give us a break, here's what you
said "John Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, Martin Luther King,
Oklahoma City...The Republican Party tends to settle political disputes with bullets and ammonium nitrate."
JFK was shot by a known communist and former
Democrat, Lee Harvey Oswald. Bobby Kennedy was
murdered by a Muslim fanatic Sirhan Sirhan. Martin Luther King was shot to death by James Earl Ray,
a Democrat who was paid money by the KKK and everyone knows they are all Democrats. Tim McVeigh
blew up the building in Oklahoma City and he was a card carrying registered Democrat when he did it.
Let your reader know the truth. The
So, it's your guess that Democrats kill
Who told you that - Rush? O'Reilly? Hannity?
I guess our soldiers in Iraq are killing themselves, too?
And the Israelis are blowing their own pizza parlors?
I think the realization that you are in the party of
bullies, bigots and murderers has injured your brain.
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$1,000,000 Plus Stern Fine Near
The next bomb to drop in Howard Stern's war with the Federal Communications Commission
is the $1.5 million fine the agency is expected to propose against the 18 Infinity Broadcasting Corp.
stations that have been airing his show. The fine will cover the same broadcast that helped to push
former Stern syndicator Clear Channel Communications Inc. into a $1.75 million settlement with the FCC.
They'll do anything to silence Bush critics.
The Monkey thinks being "sent by God" gives him divine rights.
Stern added to nine new cities
"You'll notice that a lot of these markets are in swing states. Our audience is full of independent voters,
and research shows we're having an effect on the election. Hang in there, particularly until Bush is out of office.
Clear Channel is in bed with Bush - they're big contributors. They banned the Dixie Chicks. I'm going to kick
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Subject: Show 45 feedback
Fuck the family values. Show 45 is great.
Their families are dysfunctional, when they
say "family values"
they mean they want people to beat their children.
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