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Quote of the Day
"Fahrenheit 9/11 opens with the story of
Margaret, why are you surprised?
Everybody knows the babes are all Democrats
"I really think that Bush would rather lose
with Cheney than win without him,
not that VPs can make that much of an electoral difference. My reading of
Bush and Cheney is that he would genuinely be afraid to govern without him."
--Eric Alterman, Altercation, Attribution
Bush can't finction without Cheney because Cheney is his "security
Bush is a lost little boy until someone tells him what to do, and he likes Cheney telling him what to do.
If Cheney had been in Florida on 9/11, Moore's movie wouldn't have been as good as it was.
top contributor indicted
Enron's Kennyboy Lay finally feels some heat
Former Enron Chairman and CEO Kenneth Lay has been indicted by a grand jury in Houston,
his spokeswoman confirmed Wednesday. The indictment remains under seal and is expected to
be unsealed Thursday. The Justice Department declined to comment.
"I have been advised that I have been indicted.
I will surrender in the morning. I have done
nothing wrong, and the indictment is not justified," Lay lied through a spokeswoman
"Kenny who? You mean that Ann Richards supporter?"
House Spin Downplays Bush Ties to Kennyboy Lay
These guys can't tell the truth - no matter what
"He was a supporter in the past and he's someone that I would also point out has certainly
supported Democrats and Republicans in the past," McClellan said.
Lay clearly favored the GOP.
He and his wife, Linda, donated $882,580 to federal candidates from 1989-2001.
All but $86,470 went to Republicans.
ninety percent went to the GOP,
and McClelland the Whote House whore
claims he supported "Democrats and Republicans." You see how they lie?
Care to comment?
"Bush declined an invitation to speak at the
NAACP's annual convention, the group said.
They received a letter from the White House declining because of 'scheduling conflicts.'
--News at Netscape, "President Tells Darkies to Take a F-ing Hike" Attribution
"I think it would be a waste of time to try
to reach the black community through the NAA[L]CP.
That's not the way you reach out to them because that's not the black community."
--Rush Limbaugh, declaring the NAACP is run by white people? Attribution
Suggests Bush Dump Cheney
Our old friend's brain injury has apparently healed
The Fonz says Bush should consider putting Colin Powell (R-Liar) or McCain on the ticket.
"Cheney is a decent, honorable, and patriotic American, a man of great intellect, who has served
the president and the nation with dedication. But we should make no mistake, we are a nation at war
with a vicious terrorist foe, and in war hard decisions must be made."
"As an observer of politics, I believe the president
can guarantee his essential re-election by looking to
several other notable individuals who would add a great dimension to his ticket as a running mate."
this kind of talk.
The GOP should split down the middle, with one camp listing all the liabilities Cheney has
and the other camp trying to justify the war, Halliburton and Cheney's constant lying about
having more/better intel than they shared with their hand-picked 9/11 commission.
Care to comment?
I, David Rees, could get away with fucking up Get Your War On
the way Rumsfeld gets away with fucking up wars?
Get Your War On, (c) 2004 by David Rees. Used with permission
Military Reserves Stretched to Limit
"We don't want to break the force..."
In a bipartisan show of concern that the military is dangerously overworked,
lawmakers said Wednesday the Pentagon is stretching troops to their limit and
perhaps undermining the nation's future force.
"We're taxing our part-time soldiers, our Guard
and Reserves nearly to the breaking point,"
said Rep. Ike Skelton of Missouri, top Democrat on the House Armed Services Committee.
"We have to be aware that the families back home are paying a significant price. We don't want to break the force."
Added Rep. Duncan Hunter, R-Calif., the
committee chairman: "We're also concerned that
insufficient force structure and manpower are leading the services to make decisions that I liken
to eating the seed corn. That is, in order to make it through today, we do things that mortgage the future."
This is all due to Bush's greed and stupidity
- but why is he not paying the price?
Kerry should be beating Bush by 30 points in every poll - but people love this insane loser.
He gave away the surplus that
Clinton gave us, then he ran up another 5-7 trillion in debt,
he blew the sympathy
we had after 9/11 and he's killing soliders every day as his fake war drags on - he's depleted the military like it was
the U.S. Treasury, ...we're hated all over the globe, ...yet half the country says he's doing a great job!
What the hell do they think they're
Peace and prosperity and a better tomorrow?
Care to comment?
"The White House sought Thursday to minimize
President Bush's ties with Kenneth Lay,
saying it has been a long time since they talked and suggesting it was only a passing friendship.
--Deb Riechmann, "White House Downplays Bush-Enron Ties" Attribution
"One of the sad things about old friends is
that they seem to be getting older -- just like you!
Laura and I value our friendship with you. Best wishes to Laura, your family and friends. Your younger friend."
--Dubya, in a letter to his good friend Kennyboy on his 55th birthday, Attribution
Subject: old people
As a 62 yr. old, vietnam vet, and a small
business owner, I run into people everyday who are afraid.
When I ask why, they all seem to say that the "terrorists" are a threat to them.
Why?..., "..they have bombs and gas that will kill us all".
I am so fucking pissed at the current administrations
spreading such lies and rumors I can't believe it.
When did the Amercan people become such pussies, when did we decide that some DICK in Washington
should tell us to hide in our houses and seal them with duct tape, which will keep out the "ENEMIES".
The enemies become obsessions of our collective
minds. All of this BUSH-SHIT is designed to feed
on the fears of old people. When you vote, please note who is sitting behind the desk at the polling place,
they vote in huge numbers. Sumbitch, old people are a pain in the ass, (and I am one) cause they vote out of FEAR.
RW, they want to scare people into trusting them, and also to
from noticing the Treasury is empty (except for the giant IOUs they left us)
and that the BFEE's Halliburton has replaced the Defense Department.
Marty's Entertainment Page
Deal DELAYED with Air America Radio
We're going to flood the airwaves July 14th, next
They are in repeats this week, and listeners will be fewer.
Police almost called to BartCop Manor
We went grocery shopping, we were only gone an hour, but when
we got home the front door
had been kicked in. She wanted to call the cops, but I wanted to catch the bastards, so I loaded
The Baby that was in my back seat and peeked inside the front door looking for movement or sound.
Nothing - so I went inside, all the time she's saying, "Be
All was clear, so she joined me and she noticed things had been moved or disturbed.
My computer and BCR Broadcast studio was still here, thank Koresh,
I still had my guns
and all the tapes and CDs and DVDs, and we began to wonder what they took...
Then we saw it - it was so obvious we looked right past it.
Someone had stolen the curtain from the window over Mrs. Bart's
Figuring it was some nutty neighborhood kids, we decided not to call the cops or make a report.
We bought new curtains the next day, ...but why the hell would someone break in and just steal one curtain?
Odd as it sounds, the answer came about ten days later.
Kirsten Dunst was wearing Mrs. Bart's window curtain
at the world premier if the second Spiderman movie!
GE Unveils Nanotech Device
May Shrink Future Chips to Mega-Small
Scientists at General Electric unveiled one of the smallest functioning devices ever made,
a carbon tube about 10 atoms wide that could one day shrink computer chip technology.
The device -- a nanotube -- is part of a
developing field of technology in which devices are
designed on the scale of a "nano," or a billionth of a meter. That translates to about the size
of 10 hydrogen atoms, or 1/80,000 the diameter of frog hair.
Ten atoms wide?
Now we're getting into that creepy future they always warned us was coming.
They'll soon have cameras and audio recorders and trackers small enough that
you won't even feel it slip under your skin when the doctor gives you "a checkup."
Hell, the BFEE may be ahead of GE.
Karl Rove could already have a camera in all of us.
saw it on... theassesofevil.com
Dead at New Mexico Ranch of Sam Donaldson
Sam says he was out of town when it happened, discovered it when he got home
Cheney - Ground Zero for BFEE Corruption
He's the brains behind the whole scheme, Bush is just his puppet
Diaz's 1992 S&M film released
It's not all that kinky, but it jammed scandalinc.com's server
Warns of Election Terror Plot
Moore was right - they fabricate danger to get spotlight off John Edwards
OKs rape of forests
"Trees are only beautiful after you kill them."
George W. Bush walks away from a briefing with the media,
refusing to answer questions after he was asked about Enron
and the reported indictment of former CEO Kenneth Lay,
who was a close adviser and fund-raiser for Bush and his father,
earning him the presidential nickname of 'Kenny Boy.'
Click Here for a clip from BCR 45
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"You need two Johns to flush the crap out of
the White House."
- mobud said it first
Knievel to jump on USS Intrepid
July 31, world's greatest daredevil risks his life once again
At this moment, there's not even time to say, "One Massabama"
before the train, the ramp, and apparently Knievel, will become one.
Damn, my heart is pounding watching these stills!
At this point, the train is traveling east
going 38 MPH,
and Cycleboy is heading west doing about 120 MPH.
Here you see the train starting to crush
the ramp as Knievel's head
and shoulders appear at the beginning of his launch into the air.
Five-year readers know I'm a hueueueuege fan of
this madman, Robbie Knievel.
Before I made the foolish mistake to upgrade to Windows XP, I had instant video capability
on my old, slow (faster than the new, XP, P4, $2500 piece of crap I have now) computer.
In February 2000, Knievel made a spectacular jump into an oncoming train.
Click Here to see what technology used to be capable of - before Gates "fixed" it.
Vets are angry - they see this as demeaning, but they need the money
because Bush has bankrupted them and turned them into panhandlers.
Is there anything more heart-stopping
than a life-and-death Robbie Knievel jump?
Care to comment?
Tommy Chong on Leno tonight.
Leno may not be funny, but he's taken a stand for Tommy Chong.
Tonight, watch Chong beat up that Nazi bastard John Ashcroft,
who can't find terrorists or
the Anthrax Guy or anybody dangerous, but he got Tommy Chong and Martha Stewart and a
dozen hookers in New Orleans casuing Molly Ivins to ask, "What about the other 10,000?"
Subject: glad I finally subscribed
I have been visiting your site daily for
longer than I'm willing to admit, and I finally broke down
and did it (mainly b/c I really think I agree with you on quite a few issues.
I hate that it took Michael Moore's movie
to push me over the edge, but it did. That's because,
while almost everyone else was gasping in shock at another horrible fact put forth, I already knew
most of them from your site. So what can I say? You're the first stop for me when I'm looking for
the truth about the BFEE and the whore press!
And now that I can get BartCop Radio, I
think I'm finally in heaven. I celebrated part of my July 4th
holiday listening to shows 43, 44, and 45 back to back. They are really sounding professional (and I
work in radio, so I know how hard it can be to get things to work right).
This should be particularly interesting
to anyone still on the fence: You are a class act. I really like that
you are personally letting us know (yes I do know you're just sending it to an address book list) when
a new show is up (yes, I've only received 2 of them!). (I'm just a sucker for the no-frills approach!)
Maybe it's better that your automatic system isn't working!
We're trying to get good enough to make Show 50 a keeper.
Some people can only read My Pet Goat, like The Monkey.
But if you can read, you'll find the right books right here.
Now with VHS and DVDs
Each dollar you spend, they'll throw 4 cents
Thanks to Terry, the Bookstore Manager
Subject: Ken Lay will never see justice
Although it's nice that former Enron chairman
Kenny Boy Lay
will finally be charged with a crime - he'll never go to prison.
That's because he's the reason Bush is president and he's Bush's biggest contributor.
There's no doubt that Bush is going to pardon him - especially if he loses this election.
Republicans take care of corporate criminals like Ken Lay.
Some people like Bush and Ken Lay are just above the law.
San Francisco, CA.
Subject: You are loved
Please put this on your website. Let your readers choose the way...
He is the First and Last, the Beginning
and the End!
He is the keeper of Creation and the Creator of all!
He was bruised and brought healing!
He was pierced and eased pain!
He was persecuted and brought freedom!
He was dead and brought life!
He is risen and brings power!
He reigns and brings Peace!
The world can't understand him,
The armies can't defeat Him,
The schools can't explain Him, and
The leaders can't ignore Him.
God is in control, I am on His side, and
That means all is well with my soul.
Everyday is a blessing for GOD Is!
REMEMBER, JESUS LOVES YOU
and so do I,
Hey Dude, I have an idea.
Instead of spending hours on the internet speading the word of God,
why not instead, go to a hospital or old folk's home or the kid's burn ward?
I'm challenging you to make a difference!
Talking about God and your feelings for Him can be entertaining
to say and hear,
but - would Jesus want you talking about His greatness all day? Or would he want you
to take some action to lighten the load of somebody's who's going thru a shaky time?
And don't think I'm mocking you or playing a trick...
I just think helping someone has more value than e-mailing God's praises.
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What are you doing to get rid of Bush & Cheney?
to register non-Nazi voters
Writing the Democrats, asking them why they've gone AWOL
Talking to friends about the Illegal Chimp
Writing letters to
FOX News and CNN responsible
Working online to get the truth out about fascism in the year
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Nothing, I don't care if Bush murders America like he did Iraq
Rude Rich has been sending me his vacation pictures.
He went to Orlando and even got to meet Mickey.
He sent me a Hard Rock cafe postcard of Jimi Hendrix playing live.
It broke his heart to learn that guy was a double - that Jimi has been gone from us a long time now.
Then last night, this showed up.
I met Mickey's helpers at a topless bar near Lake Cane
Dude, ...did you forget?
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Subject: The Hormone
One of the greatest annoyances of modern
political life has been the emergence of the talk show nazis.
They are all a bunch of opportunistic money grubbing swine who would sell their mothers for a Hong Kong nickel,
but one of the most super annoying is Laura Ingraham, aka the weapon of ass confusion.
Give her the money, wind her up, and she will say anything her ultra rich Clear Channel handlers tell her to.
The problem with critiquing Laura is that
it is difficult to listen to this hormone for more than a minute or so
She has the most annoying droning whine of a voice that God ever inflicted on a woman. In between her nasal snorts and
cackles, she uses her pathetic imitations to repeat what sensible people are saying and to ridicule them for it.
This racist piece of caca specializes in
tasteless and spitefull imitations of black and foreign accents.
She must have listened to lots of "Amos 'N Andy" broadcasts to get her Al Sharpton voice so it sounds just like Kingfish.
She has no message, only a shoot the messenger
mentality. Her shrill and shallow entreaties to be considered important
and on a par with other talk show hosts like Al Franken, give her the air of desperation the plainest girl in the senior class
has while hoping for an invitation to the prom.
But the most infuriating part of this money
grubbing, very wealthy elite snob whose circle is made up exclusively of
rich lazy asses, is that constantly refers to Democrats as "The Elites". What a sick joke. Sell out liars like her and her
rich Republican friends are the elites. I am a retired union plumber and an ardent believer in the pinciples of the Democratic
Party and hardly consider myself an elite. My annual income is less than a days pay for this hypocrite.
I encourage everyone to turn on your AM
radio and listen to this hormone once in a while so you can learn who her
are and tell them that you do not care to patronize companys that promote a self serving, greedy, low class, racist dissembler.
Elite this, Laura.
Dude, well done.
Up to twenty views per penny.
Nobody gives you a better deal that that.
A Tillman letter I missed from 5/8/04
The Dems who are fighting you and me on this aren't trying to screw up - they just can't see what we see.
Think how many times we say, "Why can't the GOP see what useless shit Bush is?"
The GOP has blind spots - and so do some Dems.
"I'm a dumb, non-elected idiot."
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Monday night on Celebrity Poker, they had an interesting
When the blinds went up in value, each player did a shot of Cuervo tequila.
We could do that, with real tequila, but it would give the non-drinkers the advantage :),
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Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
872, 880 dead American soldiers.
we lost eight since the last issue?
Drip, drip, drip - young lives go down the drain for Bush's illegal
and polls show America favors the giggling murderer over war hero Kerry?
Soon it will be 900,
and sometime before the election, it will be 1000.
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Rude Rich Rumor: Stern has also mentioned turning over his show to Michael Moore during his vacation.
If this happens, can someone tape those shows?
Do you have an opinion?
Do any GOP impressions?
Then listen for your call on...
You have two minutes to record your message.
"Bush came into the church, and 4,000 people
prayed with him and prayed over him. He did it all so publicly.
He talks openly about his experience as a born-again Christian. Bush's faith rings true for evangelicals.
A lot of times, church-goers are single issue voters. It could be abortion. It could be gay marriage.
But if you can define your issue as the moral issue, you have a trump card with evangelicals"
--Rev. Phil Busbee, praising America's insane (and giggling) mass murderer Attribution
The wimpiness of the Democrats: Part 46
"On one of the signal debates of the 2004 presidential campaign -- whether Bush hyped intelligence to lead
the nation into an unnecessary war against Iraq -- the Republicans may have already won an important battle.
On Friday, the Senate Intelligence Committee issues its much-anticipated report excoriating the nation's spy
agencies for their dire -- and wrong -- conclusions about Iraq's weapons capabilities. The report shifts blame
from the White House to beleaguered CIA Director George Tenet, whose resignation takes effect on Sunday...
The Senate Democrats' fumble on the intelligence
investigation could prove a costly error for Kerry's campaign.
Whether they were too credulous or too passive, Democrats failed to advance their case, and now that the
report is out, it is Republicans in the Senate who, at least for the moment, are shaping the interpretation of the
volatile WMD issue. Kerry and Edwards (a member of the intelligence panel), must now fight to regain the
political ground that their Senate colleagues have conspicuously ceded to the administration."
The wetting-themselves-with-fear Democrats have mismanaged the
last6y four years worse than Bush h
as mismanaged Iraq. Swear to Koresh, we would be in better shape if *I* headed the post-Clinton DNC.
The Democrats are absolutely rudderless, clueless and sac-less.
I am ashamed to be in a party of cowards and pussies - but what choice do I have?
Faces Criminal Indictments
Other Illegal Actions Raise Warning Flags at White House
The assessment of the White House counsel's office agrees that Cheney faces "serious legal implications"
from the pending French indictments and add that the Vice President's illegal and unethical lobbying on
behalf of Halliburton for the no-bid contract "raises additional questions."
Cheney, however, is standing firm and recently
told Senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont to "fuck off"
when the Senator questioned him on the Halliburton matters.
According to White House sources, President George W. Bush laughed the matter off at a recent cabinet meeting.
"Fuck 'em all,"Bush,
the favorite of the Christians said.
...and the Democrats can't find anything to use
against this illegal thug?
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