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"The issues have just gone south on Kerry
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"Latins for Republicans - it's like roaches
--Latin comedian John Leguizamo, who says there are no Hispanic Republicans, Attribution
Kerry-Edwards draw 20-25,000 in Raleigh, NC
This rally was a SMASHING success. The paper this morning said 5 to 10,000
were expected--but 25,000 people showed up!!
Two and a half times the maximum estimate in 100 degree heat!
The crowd was loud, enthusiastic, diverse,
and positive. The good vibes were simply overflowing.
Speakers were repeatedly interrupted by supportivechants and cheering. Edwards' megawatt smile
along with the good feelings among "the four principals" were clearly visible from my position roughly
40 yards from the stage.
But what COMPLETELY blew me away was how
well Kerry performed. Of course Edwards was
phenomenal--completely off-the-charts great--but Kerry was shockingly good! He was passionate,
energetic, hit all the right notes, and was repeatedly interrupted by cheering and chants before he could
finish sentences. He couldn't stop smiling, and both candidates stayed to shake hands long after the end
of the event. People didn't want to leave!
Pic by Dan Ke-Ed Draw 20,000 in Raleigh Pic by Yahoo
"The same so-called reporters who led the cheer
for war are suddenly interested in
checking Moore's facts. It is too bad that they felt no such need when George, Condi,
Colin and company were playing fast and loose with facts so that thousands of people
could be killed. Michael Moore hasn't killed anyone and yet powerful media and
political interests vilify him more than any man in America right now."
--Margaret Kimberley, "Fahrenheit 9/11: Less From Moore" Attribution
Blair Considered Resigning in Disgrace
Bush's Poodle didn't have the moral integrity to follow thru
Blair, who has seen his ratings tumble in opinion polls since the disaster in Iraq,
had been "seriously considering his position" following a series of attacks on his leadership.
Three cabinet colleagues urged Blair not to quit and suggested he still had wide support,.
Care to comment?
I, David Rees, could get away with fucking up Get Your War On
the way Rumsfeld gets away with fucking up wars?
Get Your War On, (c) 2004 by David Rees. Used with permission
Bush Innocent - Blame the CIA
It can't be Bush's fault because he doesn't make mistakes
The key U.S. assertions leading to the 2003 invasion of Iraq - that Saddam had WMDs
- were wrong and based on false or overstated CIA analyses, a scathing Senate Intelligence
Committee report asserted Friday.
They're just protected the never-elected giggling murderer.
Where is everyone's memory?
Over the objections of the whole world minus
Tony Blair, Bush said there was no time
to wait for inspections because Saddam was about to launch WMDs at us right away.
How do you "accidentally" determine that he's about to launch?
This is another Lee Hamilton whitewash for the spoiled little frogblasting criminal.
Care to comment?
"It's not just Iraq. They got out of the Nuclear
Test Ban Treaty, a treaty supported
by every Republican and Democratic president since Eisenhower. They got out of the
Kyoto Climate Change Treaty. They were opposed to the International Criminal Courts,
to strengthening the Biological Weapons Convention. They bagged the Antiballistic Missile
Treaty to build a missile defense even though we don't know whether it works or not.
And maybe most troubling and least known to the American people, they're trying to develop
two new nuclear weapons, smaller nuclear weapons, and it changed our nuclear doctrine for
the first time since the end of World War II, to say that, well, maybe we will be the first to use
nuclear weapons if we use these small ones."
--Bill Clinton, on Smirk's terror campaign against planet Earth Attribution
Got this in the mail:
Conference Countdown: One Week Left!
With the 2004 National NOW Conference only
a week away, I'm writing to
encourage you to make plans to join us in Las Vegas next weekend, July 16-18.
It has never been more important for feminists
to join together to strategize
for the 2004 elections and the years ahead. Register online today!
I know why men go to Vegas, but why would
NOW meet there?
Are they going to get drunk and order a fleet of Chippendale hookers?:
Marty's Entertainment Page
Deal DELAYED with Air America Radio
We're going to flood America's airwaves July 14th, this Wednesday.
They were in repeats this week, so we opted for a live week.
Abu Ghraib Soldier Faces More Charges
Pfc. Lynndie England, now assigned to Fort Bragg, previously faced three counts
of assaulting detainees and ten other charges.
She was charged late Thursday with one count
of violating a general order and four counts
of indecent acts, said Fort Bragg spokesman Richard Patterson. He said specifics of the charges
would be revealed next week when an investigatory Article 32 hearing is held at the post.
"None of these five charges involved Iraqi detainees or Iraqi nationals," Patterson said.
The Washington Post reported it had obtained
images of England undressed and in sexual poses
with a male soldier. Photos released earlier in the abuse scandal showed pointing at Iraqi prisoners'
genitals and holding a leash attached to a prisoner.
"I see where John Kerry has picked the Breck
Girl, Sen. John Edwards, for his running mate.
He must have thought Edward's famously perfect hair will win him votes, because there's
precious little else to suggest that Edwards would make a good president at a time of war.
John Edwards...is a first term senator of no significant legislative accomplishment.
He has no executive experience - he's never been a mayor or a governor or run a business.
He has no foreign policy experience. He never served in the military...
What would Edwards do about Islamofacist terrorists if he became president? Sue 'em?"
--Bill Hobbs, "Kerry Coughs Up a Hair Ball" Attribution
First - this monkey stole
this - almost word-for-word, from the vulgar Pigboy.
How do these small-minded parrots think they can steal from the head Nazi
and not be caught is beyond me.
Second - if Edwards was the lightweight the monkeys suggest, they
so much energy and ammunition trying to convince people - it would be obvious
Third - in my lifetime, there's never been anyone nearly as stupid
and unaccomplished as the
Never-elected Murder Money. His Daddy (or the bin Ladens) put him in business only to
watch him explore one dry hole after another. He then raised taxes to build Arlington Stadium
and then cashed out with taxpayer money to become a figurehead Texas governor. His greatest
accomplishment there was failing to read recommendations from the Texas Parole and Pardon
Board before ordering the deaths as cheaply as Zarquawi does in Baghdad.
...and they have a problem with the self-made, giant-slaying Carolina millionaire?
Everybody knows the babes are all Democrats
Says Bush Service Records Destroyed
When Rove gives an order, the Pentagon obeys
"Now they can't prove nothin..."
There was no mention of the loss when White House officials released hundreds of pages of the
President's military records last February in an effort to stem Democratic accusations that he was AWOL
for a time during his commitment to fly at home in the Air National Guard during the Vietnam War.
John Edwards on Clemson's football team.
Loses Yucca Mt. Waste Site Appeal
Will Nevada reward Bush/Cheney for screwing them in 2000?
Attacks 'Jewish' Mother in Paris
Passengers on crowded train fail to come to her rescue
breaks a quarter billion in 11 days
Fahrenheit breaks 80M - can we have a sequel?
find kitten three miles into Gulf of Mexico
Is Drudge OK?
The First Fight Against Fascist Tyranny
Soviet forces advance, shattering the forward German positions.
US Naval forces under Admiral Clark hit the Volcano Bonin Islands in another set of raids.
This time planes for the the carriers Hornet, Yorktown, Bataan and Belleau Wood strike
Iwo Jima and Chichi Jima destroying 66 Japanese planes.
Elements of the German 41st Panzer Corps attempt a breakout at Bodruisk
The V-1 blitz on England continued unabated.
To date, 1,935 British civilians had been killed by the buzz bombs.
Coming Soon a clip from BCR 46
"Primarily, I vote for the most conservative
candidate. But Bush's faith is
appealing to me. It's a bonus. He's comfortable talking about religion.
He can do it in a normal way. To me, that's a sign of integrity."
--Gilion Dumas, a lawyer, who probably would only do business with a plumber
if that plumber had a fish painted on the side of his plumbing truck Attribution
B.I.G. Wrongful-Death Suit Can Go To Trial, Judge Rules
Bart's criminal lawyer had a good day in court - and has requested Bart's assistance in Los Angeles
...the lawyers representing the estate of the rapper, whose given name was Christopher Wallace, just prevailed
in a hearing held on June 21, with the court denying a motion to dismiss the case. Attorney Perry Sanders called
this victory "huge" (see "LAPD Chief Interfered With Biggie Murder Probe, Suit Says").
"The motion to dismiss alleged that we couldn't
possibly prove to a jury that [former officer] David Mack acted under
the color of law even if we proved he committed the crime," Sanders said. "The judge, after reviewing the totality of the
circumstances, determined that a jury could find that Mack acted under color of law if they determined he did the crime."
The wrongful death suit goes to trial on October 5.
So - I'm going to sunny Los Angeles to assist
...perhaps with some trial strategery?
Care to comment?
My good friend Avedon's latest rocks!
Kerry & Edwards on 60 Minutes
Remember when I said poker &
sex don't mix?
That was before I saw Jennie Garth play - Celebrity Poker Tonight on Bravo
The 4400 on USA Network
Over the last century, thousands of people have disappeared
and were presumed dead.
Suddenly, 4,400 of those missing people are returned -- all at once -- appearing unchanged
from the day they vanished. Some have a mysterious ability, whether it's superhuman strength
or an unexplained healing touch.
Space Monkeys done well is good TV.
The first reviews say this is X-Files good
Another typical weekend on CNN...
Paula Von Zahn hosted the story of Chappaquiddick again,
showing Ted Kennedy's wrecked car.
Following that, Paula Von Zahn hosted another rerun of Flyboy's, the heroic story of the courage
of Saint Poppy the Great, and how he won World War II single-handed at the age of 17.
This is the "Clinton News Network?"
Subject: BCR Show 35
Sorry to bug you agian, however, show 35
is a broken link. I had heard that show 35
was the best show that Bart has done so far and I haven't been able to listen to it.
Thank you for your consideration.
Kenneth, I just clicked on all four links
and they worked for me.
Are *all * the links broken for you?
Are you getting the other shows OK?
I wish I could help, but since it's working
for me there's nothing more I can do.
I'm not trying to be flip, I just can't fix it while it's working.
Show 35 was the Smirk Smackdown - it was good.
Lemme know, because others might have the
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Subject: Robbie Knievel
Yes, there is something more heart-stopping
than a life-and-death Knievel jump
...and that's totalling erasing Windows XP from ones hard disk and re-installing Windows 98.
Never has there been a more invasive, spying-lying,
Patriot Act piece of shit sofware than that
piece of Billy Gates whore-ware: when you install XP, you're nothin but Billy's little information whore.
I may get that thrill someday.
I stare at the hourglass all day, every day, waiting for something to happen.
Many spelling mistakes you see have already been corrected, but
move faster than the computer and the keyboard can't keep up with me.
When I hit "delete" to take a bad letter out of a word, I'm on
to the next page
while this piece-of-crap, $2500, P4, with a gig of memory tries to send the
"delete" command thru the P4 while I'm 2-3 words ahead on my typing.
I just can't hardly stand it no more.
If I buy a Mac, can I have a Nancy Grace guarantee
that will be fast enough
to keep up with me?
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"This government lies. I think we have a government
is ignoring the truth and a press that is ignoring the truth.
--Helen Thomas, Attribution
"I think she's absolutely right -- dead on.
The evidence is there -- the Bush administration
lies, lies, lies. The strongest, most aggressive person taking the Bush administration to task
is not someone from The New York Times or The Washington Post, but Michael Moore..."
--James W. Brown, of IUPUI, agreeing with Helen Thomas, Attribution
THAT is probably the real reason Moore's film is doing so well,
because he's the ONLY guy
with national prominence who has DARED to say the Never-elected Murder Monkey is a fraud.
The press is in bed with Bush and the Democrats are too scared to speak.
Checking in Saturday on The John Deere Classic -
I don't see Tiger's name in the Top 70.
Either Tiger took another tournament off or he's even worse than I thought.
For me, a weekend is incomplete without watching Eldrick blow
some six-foot putts
or watching The Dallas Cowboys getting blown out by 40 points by the Arizina Cardinals.
"It really is striking. We had assumed that
an incumbent vice president, with the gravitas
of Dick Cheney, would do much better than that against the inexperienced John Edwards."
--Tim Russert, on the latest quickie poll which asked people who they would prefer, on Smirk's death,
Edwards or Cheney take over as president. Edwards outpolled Cheney 45 percent to 38 percent, Attribution
Once again, Tim the Whore is sticking up for his employers, the
BFEE. Russert really can't believe that
the wishes of the voters should prevail over the wishes of Three-Fingers Tony Scalia
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"Fahrenheit" On The Brain
"Look. You can disagree with Moore's opinions and his often patronizing conclusions all you want.
But you can't, after all, refute his facts. Moore's movie has done more than merely free up the pundits
and the disgruntled military generals to speak out, or make timid reporters actually dig for truth again.
He has done more than help put surprising words of dissent and criticism back into the mouths of
members of Congress and the major media.
He has, in short, made Middle America think
again. He has cracked the GOP's frozen ideological sea,
showed us all one thing we have so desperately forgotten: America does not, after all, have to be this way,
and its citizens do, in fact, have a choice.
And, for that reason, "Fahrenheit 9/11" is perhaps the most wonderfully patriotic film ever made."
Subject: more evidence that CBS is afraid of neocons and FOX
Love the site, agree with most of your views. It keeps the foreign community sane out here in China.
Check out this NY Times story:
The story is about an independant documentary
maker named Robert Greenwald who wants to
expose Fox News' blatently neocon slant on events.
Quote from the page:
CBS wouldn't sell Greenwald the clip of Richard Clarke's appearance on ''60 Minutes,''
explaining that it didn't want to be associated with a controversial documentary about Murdoch.
There is NO liberal media, just a bunch
of Republican supporters and those too afraid to fairly report the news.
Keep swinging that hammer!
Kharkov, you are correct.
The GOP bullies have everyone afraid except Helen Thomas and some web sites.
Up to twenty views per penny.
Nobody gives you a better deal that that.
Explosives stolen from California storage facility
Federal investigators continue their search for about 200 pounds of explosives stolen
from a storage facility in San Mateo County, California. More than 800 blasting caps,
114 pounds of so-called binary explosives and at least 30 pounds of military C-Four
are among the missing items.
"Maybe they have bigger frogs out west..."
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If your name's not on the list, you're not in yet.
Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
885 dead American soldiers.
Five more this wekend - and they love Bush?
Drip, drip, drip - young lives go down the drain for Bush's illegal
and polls show America favors the giggling murderer over war hero Kerry?
Soon it will be 900,
and sometime before the election, it will be 1000.
Do you have an opinion?
Do any GOP impressions?
Then listen for your call on...
You have two minutes to record your message.
"I'll do everything that I can possibly do,
short of selling my children, to beat Bush."
--Jessica Lange, Attribution
it ain't so, John
Stinging commentary by Smoking Joe Conason
"They know no depths," McCain would complain wearily to reporters on his "straight talk" bus.
"They know no depths." Bush should hardly have been surprised when his battered opponent
rebuffed his peacemaking gestures. "Don't give me that shit," barked McCain when Bush took
his hands and suggested that their rivalry was becoming too personal. "And get your hands off me."
Now hands have been laid on again, and perhaps
all has been forgiven. McCain is a figure of
character and charm, but he cannot leave the Republican Party, as his idol Teddy Roosevelt once did,
and strike out against the big-business lobbyists and theocratic demagogues who now dominate the GOP.
He won't be making history or remaking politics. He will stand up dutifully, like Colin Powell, in the service
of inferior men who would gladly ruin him -- and leave us to wonder why."
backs off Bush bash
An apology - instead of a counter attack - why am I not surprised?
Bush campaign manager Ken Mehlman branded Thursday's $7.5 million Democratic fund-raiser
a "star-studded hatefest" and demanded Kerry release a video of the show.
Holy Jesus - can you believe our side caved in again?
Number One - Cheney told Leahy to
fuck yourself" last week, and the GOP
the media agreed that was OK because that's how men talk, so that was excused and accepted
But when a comedian gets a little blue - our side caves in again and begs for forgiveness.
Number Two - If our side had any
brains, any f-ing brains at all, we would answered their demand
that tape by saying, "We'll release that tape right after Cheney releases his Energy task Force notes,"
which not only defangs the fundraiser crap, but it puts the onus back on the Nazi bastards who killed 900
of our brave soldiers in Iraq because Cheney and Kennyboy split up Iraq's oil fields way back in 2001.
Why is our side
so stupid so often?
Why is an apology always the first thing that pops into their head?
Why don't they ask someone with a smart mouth for a good comeback?
Care to comment?
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