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"You could wind up where there's no longer
Ted, did Karl Rove give you permission
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"If I had to grade [the war] so far, I'd probably
give it a B-plus, pretty good, and maybe
an A in interaction and maybe a B in outcome. But it's a tough business. And my guess is
they see they're losing. There are people opposing
the coalition (our
military invasion) and
they're getting pounded. And they have been getting pounded. The solution to that of course,
if they don't want to get killed, is to stop
terrorizing the Iraqi people (opposing
--Donald Rumsfeld, saying we should "stay the course" on five dead per day, Attribution
Jets Bomb Insurgent-Held Iraq Cities
Bush's bungling makes the never-ending quagmire unwinnable
U.S. jets pounded the rebel stronghold of Fallujah on Thursday, and American and
Iraqi forces (Oh please! Would you just stop lying to us?) entered the central city of
Samarra for the first time in months to try to reseat the city council and regain control.
At least 27 people were killed and 70 were
injured in Tal Afar, said Nineveh province
health chief Dr. Rabie Yassin, who accused the military of stopping outsiders from
bringing in help. The military said initial reports put the number of insurgents dead at 57.
"The U.S. forces are sealing off the city and
the national forces are not allowing ambulances
and other medical aid ... to enter the city," Yassin said. "I want the government ... to intervene."
How can we be losing this war to these backwards, barely-armed medievals?
Did we learn nothing from Vietnam?
All those hundreds of billions we pay every year in taxes
to fund the best military ever, and these untrained, oncoordinated punks are kicking our ass?
Just when it seemed we got over Vietnam,
we've stumbled into another Vietnam and signaled
to the world that America is a paper tiger than any handful of handjobs can bring to their knees?
Why conquer Iraq when we can semi-occupy it and let their insurgents pick us off one-by-one?
"If bin Laden has a watch, he should be looking
at it because the clock is ticking. He will be caught.
What I tell people, I would be surprised but not necessarily shocked if we wake up tomorrow and
he's been caught along with all his lieutenants. That can happen because of (what's) in place."
--Joseph Cofer Black, the State Department, Attribution
Hey Joe, are we as close to catching bin Laden as we are to catching
the Antrax Killer?
Hey Joe, are we as close to catching bin Laden as we are to catching the Valerie Plume leaker?
Hey Joe, are we as close to catching bin Laden as we are to jailing Kennyboy Lay?
Hey Joe, are we as close to catching bin Laden as we are to jailing Rush the vulgar junkie?
Oh, but you had great success at catching, trying and imprisoning
two biggest dangers that America's ever faced.
I can't believe Kerry is trailing the most crooked and bungling administration in all of history.
I just can't believe it.
"President Bush boasted again yesterday that his administration is "on the offensive" against terrorism and is
"chasing down these killers overseas so we don't have to face them here at home." At NaziCon2004 he said
his plan for Iraq was to "help new leaders...move toward elections and get on the path of stability and democracy
as quickly as possible." Yet on the ground in Iraq stands a glaring contradiction to those statements: the Sunni cities
of Fallujah, Ramadi and Samarra, where the United States has withdrawn its forces, allowing extremist movements
and foreign terrorists to take over. These strongholds now pose a serious threat to U.S. forces, to Iraq's interim
government and to the plan to hold national elections in January. Yet even as it contends with Shiite militants in
southern Iraq and the slums of Baghdad, the U.S. military leadership has announced that it cannot eliminate these
sanctuaries for Baathists and suicide bombers before December. Is it only a coincidence that the Pentagon's
timetable postpones a difficult and potentially costly showdown until after the U.S. presidential election?"
"The Washington Post has always been pro-sand nigger..."
"He can say this but we have no sound
information. This is a political statement.
I think there is no confirmed information about him. We have no knowledge.
Maybe he (Black) has. We exchange our information but we have no new information."
--Pakistani Information Minister Sheikh Rashid rejecting as pre-election politicking
Joseph Cofer Black's claim that Osama Bin Laden was close to being captured, Attribution
Too bad Kerry can't seize these repeated lies and make the Bush team eat them.
If an uneducated, tequila-swilling, low-IQ-wth-ADD Okie can make
Republicans eat it every f-ing time,
why can't the hundred million dollar campaign of experienced, educated experts do a better job?
Almost every day, Rush says, "Considering Iraq and the economy, Kerry should be ahead by 20 points."
Are we content to lose again?
Do we not even want to try?
Subject: Cheney the terrorist
If the definition of a terrorist is one
who tries to further their agenda by means of fear and intimidation,
then Dick Cheney should have his latest tirade added to the long list of crimes he has commited since
the Bush Regime stole the 2000 election.
Hey Dick, in case you've forgotten, we were
attacked horribly on YOUR watch. How in the hell you lying
bastards can turn it around to make yourselves look strong can only be attributed to the down-on-their-knees,
ass-kissing, gutless, spineless media that REFUSE to do their jobs and a gullible, American public that swallows
the Kool-aid you feed them.
When will you and your never-elected smirking
monkey friend realize that YOU are the WORST TERROR
THREAT we the people have?
Thanks Margeritte for having doo-dads,
most Dems don't.
Man, I feel better......for now.
Thanks Bart, keep hammerin'.
I got a lot of positive feedback from Marguerite's
She struck a nerve that made people hit that "comments?" button
"Bush refused to answer questions from reporters.
He simply stared at
a reporter who asked if he agreed with Cheney's assertion that if Kerry
is elected, "the danger is that we'll get hit again" by terrorists."
--Terence Hunt, Attribution
Of course the Monkey can't answer quesations.
There was nobody there to give him an answer.
Subject: hello from china
I am an American Lit. teacher in mainland China, and I am fortunate to be able to read Bartcop every day.
Before I even introduced myself to my students,
many asked me my opinion of Dubya and the Iraq war.
I was proud to tell them that I am solidly against the commander-in-thief and his sorry policies.
All Chinese, and probably most of the citizens
of the world, are dismayed at the actions of the United States.
Many students ask me how religion can influence policy in such a large, wealthy, supposedly intelligent country
such as the States. I tell them that the real majority of Americans are not evengelical cowboys who believe in
wielding a big stick, and that most feel that the separation of church and state is a good thing.
With the evidence that they've been given
on the news every night, they doubt me, and I drop politics in favor of
In short, I am pleased to be able to access Bartcop here, and I urge my students to check it out.
I also ask them to look at several right-wing
sites, because the Chinese have a well-developed sense of humor and irony.
Mike in the People's Republic
Mike, great letter.
Be sure to tell them FOX News and newsmax.com etc are comedy sites!!
Wants Bush Out of the White House: Poll
If only America had a free press and voters could get the facts
The world wants Bush out of the White House, according to a poll that shows in 30 of 35
countries people prefer Kerry. Kerry was particularly favored in traditionally strong U.S.
allies and beat Bush on average by more than a two-to-one margin, 46 percent to 20 percent.
Bush invaded Iraq last year over the objections
of many governments, including allies, and the
first U.S. pre-emptive war against a helpless, backwards opponent in history angered many people
around the world. Kerry has said he will pursue stronger international alliances if he wins the presidency.
"Only one in five want to see Bush re-elected.
Though he is not as well known, Kerry would win handily
if the people of the world were to elect the U.S. president," Steven Kull of the University of Maryland.
As long as Karl Rove runs the network news organization, Americans
can't get the facts anywhere
except from the internet - and how many people have time to scour the net each day for the truth?
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Kerry: Bush's war hardon "catastrophic"
Kerry said the president's decision to invade Iraq without broad international support
had created more instability in the region, more potential for terrorism and more burdens
for the U.S. economy.
"I would not have made the wrong choices that
are now forcing us to pay nearly the entire
cost of this war - $200 billion that we're not investing in education, health care and job
creation at home," Kerry said in Cincinnati. "I call this course a catastrophic course."
"Stand him up!"
he's clean, ...and he's a war hero!"
"I said stand him up!"
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"A Latino voting for Bush is like a cockroach
voting for Raid."
-- John Luigizmo, can be another comic monster when he's trying,
Subject: Oxycontin guy pooh poohs loss of 1000 in Iraq
He did it today. Heaped scorn and
ridicule on those Americans who complain
about our losses like a true Nazi. He made a comparison with the deaths at Gettysburg.
We should all feel better now.
I heard that, it's in the soon-to-be-up
Rush said, "No, we broke the 1,000 barrier three years ago..."
But Rush, we're talking about people sent to their deaths by Bush.
...are you saying Bush broke 1,000 on 9-11?
Is that right, Rush?
Are you saying Bush's first thousand victims
died three years ago?
Are you saying Bush directed 9-11 like he directed the war?
I might believe you - this one time.
Rush has apparently had some kind of relapse.
He was slurring, leaving words out and mispronouncing everything today.
Maybe Daryn is his new Oxy connection?.
"$25 each or five for $100, Pigboy..."
Capsule Slams Into Utah Desert
"Mishap board" to look for clues of what went wrong
Nations Neo-Nazi Richard Butler Dies
GOP HQ will be closed Friday to mourn "this great American"
Balks After Kidman Called 'Legend'
"She can't be a legend at whatever age she is - you have to be older."
Were Cover For the Operational Execution of 9/11
I wish these charges mentioned a source or some proof, but they just make charges
Subject: why Kerry waited to fight
I have a theory on why Kerry waited this long to fight back.
If you look at the barrage of attacks that
Kerry had to endure,
they almost all came after the DNC. This way Kerry couldn't refute them
on television in front of a million viewers. Anything that Kerry would have
launched at Bush prior to the RNC would have been spun on the stage in
New York City with a million people watching.
By waiting until after the RNC Kerry can
now attack without Bush getting
a chance to spin it in the public forum. He's simply using the Republican's
own tricks against them.
Bush didn't meet military obligations
Bush appeared to have broken his contract by not showing up
The Globe said in July 1973, before Bush left Houston to attend Harvard, he signed a document
saying: "It is my responsibility to locate and be assigned to another Reserve forces unit or mobilization
augmentation position. If I fail to do so, I am subject to involuntary order to active duty for up to 24 months... "
Bush spokesman Dan Bartlett told the Washington
Post in 1999 that the future president had served at
a Boston-area Air Force Reserve unit after leaving Houston. But Bush never joined a Boston-area unit, the Globe said.
"I must have misspoke," Bartlett, now WH spokesman,
was quoted as telling the Globe in a recent interview.
He didn't misspeak - he f-ing lied and the press and the democrats both took it as gospel.
Won't Bush ever be held accountable for any of his actions, inactions or crimes?
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This is a great, great (and very short) TV ad
but since we're Democrats, they dangled their preposition.
Minutes lead up to the Bush-Cocaine story
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What should the media be asking GWB?
Is it fair to debate Bush's drunk driving record and ask him if there are other arrests that he has not confessed to previously?
Does it matter that John Kerry risked
his life to save his crew mates in Vietnam but George Bush was out of his
illegal drugs having chickened out of serving his country? If we had a real press corps in the US, they would be asking
questions about this cover up every day.
Cocaine destroys brain cells and I don't
want a President with a damaged brain, a hidden criminal past that our
could use to blackmail him, who lies to cover up his crimes or who chickens out of risking his own life to protect our nation
and then send a thousand brave Americans to their graves hunting fictional WMDs in Iraq.
I got this e-mail frop an Okie democrat (the other one)
You may have seen yesterday that a fundraiser
is being arranged for Estelle Cash
that may potentially include Barry Switzer and Toby Keith.
Helping a Democrat???
So I wrote to PA PAC.
Toby Keith is helping a Democrat?
Switzer is a Dem, but Keith?
He's the polar opposite of Michael Moore.
Can you explain?
PA PAC sent this reply:
Toby Keith is, indeed, a Democrat.
He supported Dan Boren (D) in CD2 and is happy to
support Democrats. Many of us don't agree with all his positions,but he is a Democrat.
This is very strange.
Toby Keith, the leader of the "Bush is
my hero" brigade, ...is a Democrat?
How can a country singer be a Democrat?
Was he accidentally drafted by the GOP and just stayed for the bucks?
"Shut up and sing, unless you're Toby Kieth," is a democrat?
Isn't "Shock'n'y'all" a play on Runsfeld's "Shock and awe?"
Besides his image as Bush's best boy, I have no problem with Toby
Keith (and country music)
but how was he "accidentally" identified with the illegal, never-elected president?
I also have no fight with PA PAC, but is "don't
agree with all his positions," is something
Araft could say about Sharon. I mean, everybody has something in common...
What am I missing here?
In Oklahoma, they say, "I think we have a nigger in a woodpile pile," which apparently means
"It's very dark and we'll only see him if he smiles." Seriously, that's what they say, even today.
That's why kids raised here turn out to be GOP - that and the "Hang a liberal" bumper stickers.
So what am I missing?
Granted, my Moore/Keith parallel was imperfect, but Keith just spells GOP - how/why is that?
Is he just less ready to take a stand than the Dixie Chicks and Linda Ronstadt?
If so, why is his name being mentioned for a Demo fundraiser?
No fight with Keith or PA PAC, but what's not meeting my eye?
Susan Estrich is a FOX News favorite.
She loves Hannity with every breath.
She's another Juan Williams - another Alan Colmes.
She cannot be trusted.
Subject: Barnes on 60 Minutes Wednesday
Since you live in the Tulsa area, you will
be able to watch this interview on 60 minutes II
at its normally scheduled time, 7:00 central time. The CBS affiliate here in the OKC area
(which is owned by the Oklahoman) is pre-empting it for a three year old rerun in that time slot.
They are showing it but at 3:15 tonight/this
morning. That is no big deal for me because I work
until 2:00 am. However I would have preferred taping a 7:00 broadcast and watching it later
knowing more people in the central OK area would have the opportunity to watch it (it may not
have been that many but at least they might have happened upon it).
I got several letters saying the that local CBS affiliates pre-empted
60 Minutes to protect Bush..
Obviously, the media wants any message critical of the AWOL Chickenhawk to be buried.
The media conitinues to cover for their boy.
They want him to be re-elected and they'll call the election for him early - again.
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"Today marks a tragic milestone in the war
(But John, we already know that. Are you in the news business now?)
More than one thousand of America's
sons and daughters have made the ultimate sacrifice.
(John, we know that, too. Why are you wasting your time and ours?)
Our nation honors their service and
joins with their families and loved ones in mourning their loss.
(Well of course we do - why even waste the energy to say the obvious?).
We must never forget the price
they have paid.
(Of course we won't - who are you trying to convince?)
And we must meet our sacred obligation
to all our troops to do all we can to make
the right decisions in Iraq so that we can bring them home as soon as possible."
--John Kerry, marbled-mouthed as ever, inspiring nobody with his horrible speeches Attribution
John, what does that mean, "We
must make the right decisions?"
John, why don't you say something?
You're wasting our time and putting people to sleep, John.
Don't you want to win this race?
This is terriible, terrible speech writing.
Whoever wrote this speech should be fired from politics forever.
John, wouldn't it be clearer and more effective
"We have 1,000 dead for no damn reason,
Soon it will be 2,000 dead - why?
What has American gained by killing Iraq?
We have to stop this madness, we have to stop Bush's plans to conquer the world,
we need to get them out of the White House so America we be respected again."
Don't you want to win, John?
by Gene Lyons
...the Democrats' biggest problem is that ordinary people have trouble
believing the depths of mendacity to which their opponents have sunk.
Consider Georgia Sen. Zell Miller's ranting keynote address last week.
How crazy was it? Well, at one point, the turncoat Democrat inveighed
against democracy itself.
"At the same time young Americans are dying in
the sands of Iraq and
the mountains of Afghanistan, "he thundered," our nation is being torn
apart and made weaker because of the Democrats' manic obsession to
bring down our commander-in-chief. " People, it's called a presidential election.
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Elites Eye Profits, Not Wins
by Joe Conason
The party that once represented working people - the Democrats - is now the party of the elites.
As a result, absent some great event, the party is on its way to an almost permanent minority status,
because they don't believe that winning matters. They don't realize that the AFL-CIO represents
only about 13 percent of America's labor force. They don't know that there are no coalitions
any more: There is region, and there is religion.
And so, as V.O. Key indicated, where there
is no power, there is no responsibility - but gee,
you sure can make a lot of dough.
"The biggest sin is to be boring."
-- Paris Hilton, from her new book
Paris, could you help the Kerry-Edwards campaign - please?
Subject: Cheney's threat message
I couldn't agree more with Marguerite S's
response to Herr Cheney's reprehensible comments,
that a vote for Kerry is a certain vote for another terrorist attack. I've followed politics for the
past 45 years, and never have I observed the discourse so low.
If Bush & Cheney want to keep us frightened,
they've succeeded as far as I'm concerned.
I'm scared sh-tless that we could have four more years of their lies. We truly should be fearful.
So much so, that we do not fail to vote on Nov 2nd!
It would be nice of we had a guarantee that the Supreme Court
would stay the hell out
of this election and let the people decide - but they might just decide to screw us again.
Maybe the BFEE promised them each $10M if they slit the Constitution's throat again.
Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
1005 dead American soldiers.
"We're chasing down these killers overseas
so we don't have
to face them here at home. We're making good progress."
--Dubya, sounding like Robert MacNamara explaining Vietnam Attribution
spies and general GOP absurdity
by Molly Ivins
"I really had to take a deep breath after Bush declared that he wants to "get government on your side."
Where has he been for the past four years?...
His peculiar contention that our policy
in Iraq is a triumph is close to bizarre. What we have there
is dangerous chaos. Does anyone honestly think this occupation is going well?
Patty and I went to the Kerry rally today
at Newark, Ohio (where I was born)
and what a treat it was. I would hope you might publish some of my observations.
I learned only yesterday that Kerry was
coming and during lunch I read in the local paper
you must have tickets to get in. I went to the place listed and picked up 2.
We got there relatively early (maybe 50
minutes or so), and were maybe 10th in line.
Security was reasonable. I saw the no humor guys with the head sets and the way they
seemed to give me no concern somehow made me safer. After passing through security,
we were guided to our respective places. As it turned out we were on the "outside" but for
a rally of this size it was pretty close, we were maybe 70-80 feet from him.
They had set up seating for maybe 100 people
who needed to sit down for the event.
If you don't think Kerry isn't bringing up a couple of notches you haven't been hearing his message.
He pretty much called it like it was. He seemed pretty pissed about the unfit for duty thing and then
called them out on it. He made the stark comparisons, and regardless of what the press briefings say,
he stopped just short of calling Bush a war criminal for misleading us into Iraq. And then pretty much
called him a f-ing liar, then looked us right strait in the eye and promised he wouldn't lie to us and told us
we can't drill our way out of this problem we have to invent our way out of it.
Said he wanted to foster new growth in innovative
means. Support education to accomplish this goal
as well. Dude I was not pro-Kerry, I was anyone but Bush. He is pissed and I believe he does have
convictions. He does have a plan/Viable Idea. He is for real. Now I know how he did it in Iowa.
If you haven't seen him you owe it to yourselves to go. You will be impressed.
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and recorded in about 3 hours or so. Please feel free to play it all you want Add it to the cd's as a bonus
to maybe entice people to but them. Just remember to I reserve the rights. It is called Say Yes to Freedom.
I hope you enjoy it man.
Tyler, I liked your song.
If my brain works (big if) I'll put it on BCR Show 54.
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Subject: bad primary system
Hey Bart, long time reader and fan.
It seems to me that this primary system
is preventing us from getting the dynamic candidates
we need to win in the general elections. No insult meant to Iowa or New Hampshire or other
early states in the weeding out process but it seems that long before we here in Pennsylvania
get a chance, the choice has been made by people who are conventional in their thinking...no
doubt good people but afraid none the less to take a chance on the more radical candidates who
might in the end have the message and balls to capture the attention of those that listen and can be
convinced. I would like to see a series of 4 nationwide votes spaced over as many months.
Man I would have loved to see the general
take these pissante liars apart!
Many thanks for the wealth of information and amount of work you do.
Rob, there are several things we need to
correct, even if Kerry wins.
It's crazy foir Iowa and New hampshire to pick our presidents every four years.
It's also crazy that your vote doesn't count
if you live in NY, CA, OR, WA, TX, OK,
MT, ID, CO, GA, NC, SC, MS, AL etc etc etc.
If you live in PA, FL, IL, MI, MO, SC etc,.
your vote counts, but you can only vote
for the candidates that Iowa and New Hampshire decide is worthy.
A screwy system will usually produce screwy candidates.
Subject: Just a note of thanks
Thanks again for being there. I read your
page every day and it gets better and better.
I've bought a few of the radio show CDs too. I get discouraged sometimes too, but I can
always find something on your page to either cheer me up or get my blood boiling again!
Just remember why you do what you do, and
keep up the good work.
Joey, The Apprentice and Med Invest premier tonight
to offset the NFL Kickoff
Those shows are not as exciting as Poker, but we might still watch.
Did you see Gus Hansen play poker last night? The guy's
crazy, but he keeps winning.
His motto seems to be, "If you fold, you can't win," so he raises almost every bet,
and the cards in his hands just seem irrelevant. He scares the other pros silly.
BTW, why is Jon Stewart off again this week?
He does what - 200 shows a year?
Funny how that works - you claw your way into the TV business and once you get there,
all you want out of life is time off from your hour-a-day job.
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From: Bob Fertik (democrats.com)
The Rasmussen Reports Presidential Tracking
Poll shows Bush with 47.3%
of the vote
and John Kerry with 47.3%. The Tracking Poll is updated daily by noon Eastern.
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