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1430 - Negligent Homicide
Thursday Oct 28, 2004 Download F 9/11
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"When Bush declined to answer a debate question
about mistakes he made in his first term,
it indicated more than a personal idiosyncracy.
His unwillingness to confront past errors reflected
a penchant for self-deception that
has been characteristic of his administration, particularly in regard
to its lethal blunders in Iraq. A frightening
example of those unacknowledged errors is the failure to
prevent the theft of nearly 380 tons
of powerful explosives from a well-known site in Iraq."
--Boston Globe Editorial, Bush's
blunders in Iraq
Painting Scary Scenarios
Terrorists lying in wait to attack. Planes
falling from the sky. Ships blowing up.
The candidates in the race for president
are painting some scary scenarios to motivate voters.
Kerry says Bush failed to secure nearly
400 tons of explosives in Iraq.
He accuses Bush of playing on people's
fears while saying he speaks to their hopes.
"Folks, these are the kind of explosives that
took down Pan Am 103," Kerry said
"These are the kind of explosives that blew up
the USS Cole. And there are enough explosives there to harm America."
The Monkey's reply?
"I want to remind the American people if
Kerry had his way, we would still be taking our global test,
Saddam would still be in power, he would
control all those weapons and explosives, and could have
shared them with our terrorist enemies,"
Bush said Wednesday.
Who does he think stole those explosives
"America is safer and stronger thanks to the
President's decisive leadership."
--Pickles Bush, defense expert, Attribution
"The biggest threat we face now is the possibility
of terrorists ending up (with)
biological agents or a nuclear
weapon or a chemical weapon of some kind."
Cheney, calling Pickles a liar Attribution
media's obligation to democracy; the CIA 9/11 report
by Carla Binion
TV pundits spent large quantities of time
airing the deceptive claims of the Swift Boat Veterans
for Truth and discussing whether John Kerry
should have mentioned Mary Cheney's sexual orientation
in the third presidential debate.
Surely they can give equal time and energy to the monumental story of
the CIA director's concealing the names
of the individuals mentioned in the new CIA 9/11 report.
The media should also join the public in
pressuring the Bush administration to insist the CIA director
release the report now. Hiding the
new CIA 9/11 report may influence the election by helping the
Bush administration, but it won't serve
the public. Withholding the report prevents the people from
being fully informed and from casting their
votes based on accurate and complete information.
If revealing the truth would hurt Bush's
chance to win the election it logically follows that the public
wouldn't be well served by his winning
in the first place. In any case, the American people, especially
the families of the 9/11 victims, deserve
the truth, and they deserve to have it before the election.
Three thousand people were killed in the
September 11 attacks. Don't our elected officials and our
intelligence agencies owe the families
of the 9/11 victims the truth? Don't members of the news media
owe them that much?
"Bush's misbegotten invasion of Iraq appears
to have achieved what Saddam did not:
putting dangerous weapons in the hands
of terrorists and creating an offshoot of Al Qaeda in Iraq.
Iraqi and American officials cannot
explain how some 760,000 pounds of explosives were spirited away
from a well-known site just 30 miles
from Baghdad. But they were warned. Within weeks of the invasion,
international weapons inspectors told
Washington that the explosives depot was in danger and that
terrorists could help themselves "to
the greatest explosives bonanza in history."
--NY Times Editorial, Making
'Tries to Run Down' Cruella Harris
He's a bad driver - he missed
Witnesses said a silver Cadillac sped through
an intersection and swerved onto the sidewalk.
The car headed straight toward Cruella
before swerving at the last minute and driving off, according to police.
Harris told police she feared for her life
and could not move as the vehicle sped toward her, police records show.
Witnesses gave the car's license plate number
to police, and they tracked it to Barry M. Seltzer, 46.
He came to the police station early Wednesday
and complained that Harris' supporters had impeded traffic.
"I intimidated them with my car," Seltzer
told police. "I was exercising my political expression."
Cruella has been a rising star in the GOP
since certifying Jeb's illegal quick count in 2000 that gave
Florida and the presidency to the illegal
murderer Bush by 537 votes.
Hmmm, if witnesses say he swerved at the last minute, he must
have only been kidding...
But since Cruella's boyfriend is governor, Seltzer might be in
for a bad time.
I'll bet I can make you an Eminem fan in about 5 minutes.
"Look into his (Bush's) eyes - they're all
There's a reason why he won an Oscar.
This is powerful stuff, and it's not what
Even if you're certain you don't like Eminem,
you gotta click on that link.
I would not have survived the last 4 years
without your site!
I am loving the swing state thing -- New
Mexico. Saw Kerry last night and got to shake his hand.
We are working hard in Albuquerque to send
the assclown back to Crawford!
Keep up the great work.
B: 'October/November Surprise'
by on-fire Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
Bush's Plan B looks to be a kind of "October/November
Surprise," a coordinated strategy to suppress
the vote in battleground states like Ohio
and especially in Democratic strongholds. The heart of the plan
will be to swarm the polls with Republican
activists who will use challenges against individual voters to
tie up the process, lengthen voting lines
and cause time-strapped voters to give up and go home.
To some political historians, the scheme
has the offensive smell of Jim Crow tactics used during the days
of the segregationist South to keep African-Americans
from voting. But the strategy has a more recent
precedent, the disruption of recounts in
Florida in November 2000 as Bush was clinging to a tiny lead.
To make sure that the recounts didn't change
that result, the Bush campaign flew in Republican activists
from Washington to stage noisy disruptions.
One demonstration in Miami became known as "the Brooks
Brothers riot," for the preppie clothes
the rioters wore. With Republican demonstrators roughing up
Democrats and storming the doors of the
Dade County canvassing board on Nov. 22, 2000, the vote
counters hastily abandoned their recount
plans, effectively throwing out 10,750 uncounted ballots.
After their storm-trooper-style victory,
the rioters celebrated at the Hyatt Regency in Fort Lauderdale,
Wayne Newton sang "Danke Schoen," German
for "thank you very much." Another highlight of the
evening was a thank-you conference call
from Bush and Cheney, who joked about the successful riot,
according to the Wall Street Journal. [Nov.
The tab for renting the hotel - $35,501.52
- was paid by the Bush-Cheney recount committee.
[For details, see Consortiumnews.com's "Bush's Conspiracy
I remember that very well.
While the GOP was flying hundreds of rioters
to Florida, Gore was on the airwaves
begging Democrats to stay away,
so "we could sort this out peacefully."
That failed tactic changed history.
Each of these bartards with a number was
identified as being on the GOP payroll.
This wasn't some "citizen revolt."
This was out-of-state Republican thugs organizing an abortion
of democracy, but they couldn't do it unless
we allowed it - and we did - we're Democrats.
The GOP rioters intimidated the vote counters
into stopping and gave the Supreme Court
the chance to intervene and install Bush
against the wishes of the majority of voters.
If the vote is close, will Kerry choose
Or will he order the troops to surrender,
like Gore did?
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet. You should read their stuff.
Shut the fuck up.
I've been reading your site for years now,
and all you do is whine.
Either get with the program, or please,
just SHUT UP!
Douglas, your "facts" are in error.
I have proposed solutions to every problem I have addressed.
I solved the problem in the Middle East.
I solved campaign finance reform.
I proposed the best tax cut package ever.
I have repeated given the Democrats a roadmap
Besides gerrymandering, I have solved each
problem we've discussed,
but if you want to call simple, practical
solutions, "whining," I can't stop you..
Thanks for reading bartcop.com
The view from Iowa
A weekly column by Mike Palecek,
former federal prisoner for peace,
county prisoner, Iowa Democratic Party candidate,
small-town newspaper reporter.
"The great triumph of the political right in
this country has been the creation of a network
of alternative media. There are people
who listen to Rush Limbaugh for more hours every day
than the Branch Davidians listened
to David Koresh. Watch Fox News, read The Washington Times
-- hey, that's what the Bush administration
does, according to its own words."
--Molly Ivins, Clueless
people love Bush
Subject: Why Bush had do
to community service
Meg Laughlin of Knight Ridder has written
an important article about Bush's time at Project P.U.L.L.
White House reporters remember the famous
extended confrontation between Helen Thomas and
Scott McClellan on Feb. 13 when Thomas
asked whether Bush performed community service during this period.
Laughlin's article offers important evidence
that Bush's work with P.U.L.L. was indeed community service:
"George had to sign in and out - I remember
his signature was a hurried cursive - but he wasn't an employee.
He was not a volunteer either,"
Althia Turner said. "John White said he had to keep track of George's
hours because George had to put in a
lot of hours because he was in trouble."
"John White didn't say what kind of trouble
43 was in - just that he had done something and he (John)
made a deal to take him in as a favor
to 41 to get some funding," Fred Maura said.
If Bush was indeed performing community
service, what crime had he committed? Was it a DUI - or worse?
Laughlin's article raises at least two more
defrauding the National Guard for no-show pay?
endanger the lives of the children - or break the law - by taking them
flying after he had been grounded?
Lots of questions - and lots of evidence
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A searing indictment of the care and treatment
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Experts Hunt for Missing Ballots in Florida
Those bastards have started stealing ballots already!!!
Postal Service investigators on Wednesday
were trying to find thousands of absentee ballots
that should have been delivered to voters
in one of Florida's most populous counties, officials said.
The issue evoked memories of Jeb;s crimes
in 2000 and which the state has been trying to address
before next Tuesday's presidential election,
which is again expected to be a very tight race.
60,000 absentee ballots were sent out Oct.
7 and 8 to voters who would not be in town on election day.
While some had begun to be delivered, her
office had been inundated with calls from anxious voters who
still had not received their ballots.
"It's really inexplicable at this point in time
and the matter is under investigation by law enforcement," Salas told Reuters.
As always, the cops investigating work for
I'm sure they'll find the ballots and correct
things right away.
Subject: party of
So why don't you take your big mouth and
a bull horn,
go to the polling places in FLA and make
a stink for us.
Why don't I?
Because I can reach more people with a
modem than with a bull horn.
I am SICK of reading your goddamned shit
about the Rethugs and their evil ways.
Basically you are saying for us to be like
them???? wtf? just what the hell are
They control the planet.
They control the White House.
They control the senate.
They control the House.
They control the Supreme Court.
They control the world's only superpower
Yes, I wish we were "like them."
Jeezuz quit yer bitching and go do something
about it yourself -- all you do is type,
GO DO SOMETHING.
I have 57 radio shows and 1430 issues of "Do something."
I'm trying to get the scared bunny Democrats
to wake up and stop this Giggling Murderer.
Maybe I should stop that,
and spend time contacting other left-leaning
and scream at them for not going to Florida
with a bull horn - would that help?
Look, I know you're scared and frustrated, so am I,
but wouldn't it be nice to be in a party that fought back?
corrupts faith, drags it into the gutter
by Arianna Huffington
This zealot's mindset is what allows Bush
to take in the death and destruction in Iraq
and see them as "freedom on the march."
And it's also what allows Abu Zarqawi and
his followers to coldly put a bullet in
the back of the head of four-dozen unarmed Iraqi
Army recruits because they are "apostates."
"Either you're with us, or you're against us"
plainly cuts both ways.
"This is why George W. Bush is so clear-eyed about
Al Qaeda and the Islamic fundamentalist enemy,"
said Bruce Bartlett, a Reagan/Bush advisor.
"He understands them because he's just like them."
will test Americans' competence
Now we learn that after forcing U. N. inspectors
out of Iraq, the U.S. failed to
secure ammo dumps. Some 380 tons of high-grade
explosives vanished into
Iraqi insurgent hands: 380 tons! It must
have taken a convoy of 18-wheelers to
haul it. How many American and Iraqi lives
that blunder has cost cannot be imagined.
The Bush administration reacted characteristically:
hiding the truth, then denying
responsibility. It handled 9/11 the same
way. First, Bush denied receiving any
warning of al-Qa'ida's intentions. After
that alibi collapsed, he fought against
creating the 9/11 Commission. Then he stonewalled,
refusing to let Condoleezza
Rice testify. After she talked, Bush refused.
Eventually, he agreed to testify only
if Dick Cheney could hold his hand and
no transcript was made. And Bush calls
Kerry a flipflopper.
According to the commission report, Bush
swore the CIA briefings were "historical,"
that nobody warned him that al-Qa'ida had
U.S. terrorist cells. Roughly 40 witnesses
and stacks of documents contradicted him,
but the final report soft-pedaled the
president's fecklessness for the sake of
getting its recommendations heeded.
Substituting ideology for facts on many
issues, the Bush administration can't stand up
to rational accounting. So President Junior,
a bit like his once and future pal Pat
Robertson, the TV faith healer, hints coyly
that he takes instructions from God.
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Bush refuses to acknowledge he sold the
war with false information. Even after the Duelfer report was released,
Bush insisted Hussein had been a "gathering"
threat. And if the mission in Iraq was, as Bush now describes it,
"to help Iraq become a free nation in the midst
of the greater Middle East," why did he have to invade Iraq on
March 19, 2003 - before the inspections process
was done, before more of the United States' major allies were
recruited for the coalition, before the
U.S. troops were fully equipped with body armor and reinforced Humvees,
before plans were readied for the post-invasion
period and the economic, social, legal, political and security challenges
Bush has not been honest about this war.
Sorry, but again I have to criticize the
A hundred times, Bush has said, "Putting
lives in harm's way is always the last resort,"but
everyone reading this
knows Bush had an intense hardon for this
bloody war, starting long before the first plane hit the WTC - and the
with their scared-of-Rove silence, let
the never-elected butcher get away with that same, nasty lie 100 times.
Again and again, the democrats give Bush
check, and when he gets
caught lying, while thousands die,
the Democrats sit there in their pitiful
silence, ready and willing to help Bush fool America with his next 100 lies.
How did I get in this party of scared little girls?
Why are the Democrats unable to do their jobs?
Why are they afraid to come to work?
"People tell me this is the biggest thing since
the Revolutionary War."
--Red Sox owner John Henry
Subject: Ashlee Simpson
That is disgusting that people are paying
money to see artists lip synch!
In OUR day, artists actually sang and didn't
charge nearly as much.
You're right, Lorne should be criticized
for claiming that the show is live when it is not.
I always believed that the artists on SNL
were actually singing.
Now I don't believe anything. Give
me the oldies who had real talent.
I would not pay one dime to see anyone who
was not actually singing.
If more people did that, these fakes like
Britney Spears would be gone
and then maybe some true talent could finally
come to the forefront.
Why is it that people love being ripped
P.S. I did get a huge laugh out of
Ashlee Simpson's excuse: she had acid reflux???
That's rich!!! ha ha....very original!
Maria, to me, the crime isn't lip-synching - the crime is lying.
If a store sells imitation crab meat as "crab meat," that's a
If they sell Jose Cuervo as "tequila," that's a crime.
The non-talents should have to appear under a sign that says,
"I'm not really singing - that's a recording
you can vote early, DO IT!
The Bush bastards will say, "You can't
vote here," if you're of color,
so voting early gives you a chance to kick them in their little
Looking Up Your Skirt For You?
First the Pigboy, then O'Reilly - when is Hannity's turn
Add in all his righteous moralizing over
the cultural demise perpetrated by leftist pinheads,
Ludacris, Eninem, and anyone else that
doesn't fit into Bill's concept of decency, it isn't difficult
to figure that the publishers of his most
recent pontificating, "The O'Reilly Factor for Kids,"
are ready to ship the entire inventory
into the Five for Ninety-Nine Cent bin.
And if Mackris ends up taking the big bucks
to head off silently into the great Factor good night
-- well, God bless her, but I'm sure that
night, Bill's "Talking Point" will lambast the settlement, explaining
why it is no different from any of Michael
Jackson's restitutions. Otherwise he's just be a bully who's more
interested in spin... and that's just not
what I'd expect from the guy who's looking out for us!
I totally disagree with you about Hannity
being funny. To me, it's just plain scary.
There may have been a time (4 years ago)
when it might have been funny to me,
but I honestly can't remember how I used
to feel back then.
All I know is that there are millions of
people agreeing with every word coming out of
Hannity, O'Reilly, Limbaugh, Falwell, Robertson,
Bush, Cheney, Rumsfield, etc.'s mouths,
and it scares me to no end to think about
it. I can't listen to any of these people without
thinking of all the people who are eating
up every single lie and distortion, so, no I
absolutely do not find Hannity funny in
By the way, I think what you do is great,
and I really love your site.
It's obvious how much work you put into
it. I live in Georgia surrounded by people
who are planning to vote for Bush Tuesday,
and it's really nice to be able to read your site,
go to your links, and find out I'm actually
not the only person in America who's not voting Republican.
Although, Michael Moore helped a lot too
even though I had to drive 110 miles away
to see Fahrenheit 911, because it was banned
here. (Now maybe you better understand
why I don't find Hannity funny.)
Anyway, thanks again for all your hard work and please keep it up.
Visit Arafat As His Health Worsens
You watch, when he's gone, we'll find out it was better with
American Conservative endorses Kerry
Bush's continuation in office will
discredit conservatism for generations
will they vote for in Oklahoma?
The drunken felon over the war hero, just like in DC
Bush is such a murdering loser, this could be for real
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Can't Evade This Unpleasant Truth
by Joe Conason
What neither Mr. Bush nor his aides can
deny is that the U.S. received timely information from the IAEA,
which had inspected these places for years.
We know they disregarded the agency's pleas because they
failed to guard not only Al Qaqaa, but
the equally obvious nuclear waste site at Al Tuwaitha, where looters
last year carried away uranium, cobalt
and cesium. Those radioactive materials are the essential components
of a primitive "dirty bomb," like the weapon
that alleged terrorist Jose Padilla was accused of planning to
detonate in an American city.
Asked this week by an Australian journalist
whether the IAEA had urged U.S. officials not to leave Al Qaqaa
unguarded, the agency's spokeswoman in
Vienna confirmed the warning. "Yes, a couple of times we did,"
recalled Melissa Fleming. "First
of all, it's important to note that it was a well-known site . It was
directly after the invasion, when it was
clear that the main nuclear site, Tuwaitha, was being looted. And so this
was a site that we did alert the U.S. to
as one important to protect."
The IAEA never received any response from
U.S. officials, Ms. Fleming added.
Our officials were very busy, of course,
advancing photo ops on aircraft carriers and dispatching Republican
operatives to the "Green Zone" in Baghdad.
They weren't inclined to pay much attention to international meddlers
at the U.N. or the IAEA. Why would they
listen to anyone else when they never make a mistake?
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Subject: Evangelicals for
There are two evangelicals down the street
from us, who plan to vote Kerry!
At first they had decided not to vote at
all, but we encouraged them to vote
by showing them that Bush policies had
actually increased the incidence of abortion;
and what about all the babies that will
be born to U.S. soldiers who will be horribly
deformed by exposure of their fathers to
Juan Cole did an interview with a couple
of D.U. exposed soldiers at Democracy Now.
They had not known about D.U.
They were appalled.
Not all Evangelicals are total miscreants,
though most of the ones backing Bush apparently are.
Dot, I read the same thing - abortions are up under President
I forgot abortion was also an economic issue - and the deformed
That's too depressing to even think about, but it's true...more
victms of Bush's oil greed
Bush doesn't care about the soldiers or their offspring,
he just wants more tax cuts for the super wealthy ...and Iraq's
soldier body count in Iraq
1086, 1103, 1105,
1111, dead American soldiers.
The polls tell us America wants more war,
and more soldiers killed.
Are the polls right?
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U2 is going to tour in the spring.
The tour will probably start in early April.
Details should be out in December.
As with all of their other tours, it'll
probably start on the East Coast and work its way west.
I've seen them about a half-dozen times
and they're phenomenal!
Keep swingin' that hammer, Bart!
Nik- in Va!
Nik, thanks for that.
You have two minutes to record your message.
Manson - tonight! Shrl hasn't been on TV since
She's on TV tonight,
singing with Debby Harry for Women Rock on Lifetime's
11 PM EST.
It's been three long years and I can't wait. This won't be vintage
Shirley, but it'll be good to see her
back on the stage singing with one of her idols. I think
they're doing Blondie's "Heart of Glass."
Since there is no God, the best female performer in rock will
only get to sing that half-a-song,
but it'll be a nice prelude for the new CD that's due out maybe
in 90 days.
Expect Pokerfests in multiple cities as they tour this spring.
Come on Bart.
The explosives crap has been totally debunked...
And you accuse Rebublicans of lying!?!
Besides, there were no dangerous materials
in Iraq, remember!?!?
Don, funny you would make that claim and not cite a source.
Or did you hear it from Rush?
Plus, nobody ever said, "There were no
dangerous materials in Iraq."
Bush said "Saddam was WMDs and is about
The fact that you had to lie makes my point.
If you try to attack with the truth you'll be unarmed.
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