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Monday Nov 1, 2004 Download Moore's
F 9/11 Here
Mike Malloy on AAR weeknights
"Under the unwavering leadership of President
Bush, the cause of freedom and democracy
is being advanced by the courageous
men and women serving in our armed services.
The president is doing exactly the
right thing. I've run into a little bit of trouble in my community.
But my position hasn't changed. You
know with Bush it is not just rhetoric when he talks of his
vision for that entire part of the
world. I feel as strongly now as I did then. I fully support the
president and the war in Iraq."
--Ron Silver, abandoning
his liberal credentials to whore for Bush, Attribution
Kerry Wind Up Too-Close-to-Call Campaigns
Tighter than a too-tight bathing suit when you're sunburned
Bush and Kerry swung into the last day
of campaigning hoping an election
too close to call will end with everyone
knowing who won.
Squeezing every dwindling hour for advantage,
Bush laid on a six-state tour Monday,
mostly in the Midwest. Kerry was working
the heartland for a final time, too.
Last-minute polls continue to show a very
Marist University poll: Kerry
49, Bush with 48.
CBS-New York Times poll: Bush
49, Kerry with 46.
Fox Whore News: Bush and Kerry each
with 46 percent.
Pew Research Center: Bush 48 percent,
Kerry with 45.
"They" say a majority of new voters are going for Kerry.
Koresh please, we need this one.
Subject: 100,000 women
and children killed in Iraq
Bonehead has a heart as cold as stone...
He doesn't give a dam about the terrorists,
the dead soldiers,
the disabled soldiers, the victims of 9/11.
(Remember he called the attack a part of his
The part that bothers me the most is the
fact that the people
( I call them hyptomized zombies)believe
everything that he spits out at them
and don't EVEN realize that they are victims
I listened to Bernie Sander and Tom Hartmann
on C-Span and they have a good answer for this dilemma...
Tom said he passed a very poor neighbor
hood where he saw some Bush signs...Bernie said they are going
to vote for Bush because most of them believe
that gay marriages must be stopped and Bush has the answer.
No wonder the polls are close most of these
Zombies are obsessed with abortion, gays and us rotten liberals
whom they say have turned America into
a cesspool of degenerates.
I have to get this stuff off my chest so
I'm glad you ask for a comment to which I answer once in a while.
I think I know what I'm talking about since
I live with a son who is a Zombie.
I also claim some wisdom of the ages since I'm
85 and am proud to say that
I am a home grown DEMOCRAT
Mary, good stuff - great to hear from you
"A San Bruno, CA man has admitted that he has
spent $2,000 for high-speed Internet connectivity
to his website so that people can download
Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 for free. Marc
told the London Independent that he does not expect to be sued for copyright infringement.
"Michael Moore wants me to distribute this,"
he said, while admitting that he has never actually
spoken to Moore. (Moore said in July:
"I don't agree with the copyright laws and I don't have a
problem with people downloading the
movie and sharing it with people as long as they're not trying
to make a profit off my labor.") So
far, Perkel said, the film has been downloaded 337,756 times
"But I don't count downloads, I count votes.
How many voters are converted or how
many people are motivated to actually vote?
I am trying to prevent World War III
and possibly the fall of civilization," said Perkel.
--The London Independent
Thanks to Amber AH
Subject: Boss/Kerry rally
On the way to work this morning NPR said
it was 35,000.
Even I'm old enough to remember when they
hadn't turned whore yet.
They were a lot better pre-94
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Concludes Bin Laden Escaped at Tora Bora
The Bush administration has concluded that
Osama bin Laden was present during the battle for Tora Bora
[in 2001] and that failure to commit U.S.
ground troops to hunt him was its gravest error in the war against
al Qaeda, according to civilian and military
officials with first-hand knowledge.
Intelligence officials have assembled what
they believe to be decisive evidence, from contemporary and
subsequent interrogations and intercepted
communications that bin Laden began the battle of Tora Bora inside
the cave complex along Afghanistan's mountainous
eastern border. Though there remains a remote chance that
he died there, the intelligence community
is persuaded that bin Laden slipped away in the first 10 days of December.
After-action reviews, conducted privately
inside and outside the military chain of command, describe the episode
as a significant defeat for the United
States. A common view among those interviewed outside the U.S. Central
Command is that Army Gen. Tommy R. Franks,
the war's operational commander, misjudged the interests of
putative Afghan allies and let pass the
best chance to capture or kill al Qaeda's leader. Without professing second
thoughts about Tora Bora, Franks has changed
his approach fundamentally in subsequent battles, using Americans
on the ground as first-line combat units.
But the GOP keeps saying this is a myth.
Why do they keep saying that?
Same reason as always - because the Democrats
refuse to call them on it.
How can we win if we refuse to join the fight?
her contempt for Bush
happens when it's all on tape?
Bring your camcorder with you to vote - especially if you're
It's been twelve years since Rodney King.
In that time, the percentage of people
with a video camera at home has increased dramatically.
Bring your videocamera with you when you
If the Bush goons go all brownboot
on some black people - tape it.
We'll let a jury decide if what they did
was a crime.
Subject: Spreading the
Yep, I agree,
I've seen F 911 in the theather and have
downloaded from Marc's site,
made 10 CD copies and handed them out to
be seen and further spread around.
Oh, by the way I added a label that says:
A Michael Moore Film
After viewing this film you will know
what we mean
by the BFEE - Bush Family Evil Empire.
Enjoy the film and then pass it on.
"If you think her parents are smart, you should
talk to her."
Kennedy, stumping with Chelsea Clinton, Attribution
Subject: say it isn't so
about Harper Lee
Rev. Jim bemoaned Gregory Peck and Harper
Lee spinning in their graves.
That must come as uncomfortable news to
Ms. Lee, who wasn't dead last time I checked.
She avoids publicity.
a BC exclusive by Faun Otter
The GOP claim to be worried about vote
fraud and yet they oppose replacing
one of the most noxious county election
John Hodges is a rural GOP hack in California
who was caught sending out THREE absentee ballots
at a time to the same voter. John
boy has a history of this sort of thing. He was sued in May 2004
by the Department of Justice for failing
to provide any ballots or other materials in Spanish at the last
election although 47% of San Benito's population
is Hispanic. He was also sued for rejecting
provisional ballots without explanation.
Subject: Bush Seeks Limit
to Suits Over Voting Rights
If Bush and the Justice Department had their
way, no registered Democrat would be ALLOWED to vote!
It's like the war in Iraq - it doesn't
matter what anyone else, Americans OR the U.N. say,
his mind is made up and "THAT'S ALL FOLKS"!!
By the way Mr. Bush, "you can run but you
Hell DID freeze over as the Boston Red
Sox broke their curse and won the World Series,
you managed to lose millions of tons of
potential weapons in Iraq and the Washington Redskins
LOST their last home game before the election.
Bye bye, Dubya!
Madison, Shirley's home town.
Photo by R Toomey
Get involved, write your thoughts down
and send them to Alan
Getting into sports beats O'Reilly's hobby.
journalist arrested in Florida for taking photo of voters
This is why you have to take your camcorder to the polls
sheriff's deputy Jeb
goon tackled, punched and arrested a US journalist
for taking pictures
of people waiting in line to cast early
ballots in West Palm Beach, local media reported.
A sheriff's spokesman said later the deputy
was enforcing a new
(Is that similar to a law? And just
how "new" is this "rule?") prohibiting reporters
interviewing or photographing voters lined
up outside the polls, the Palm Beach Post said.
The deputy Sunday tried to grab the camera
of James Henry, a freelance journalist who has written
for The New York Whore Times and The WaHoPo.
Henry, 54, ran across the pavement but was
tackled by the deputy, who pinned him to
the ground, punched him in the back and handcuffed himy.
He was charged with disorderly conduct and
Sounds to me like he should get a medal
for keeping an eye on Jeb and his goons.
Subject: Eminem lip-synching
I saw Eminem do "Mosh" on SNL.
I couldn't say for sure that he pulled
the mic away to show he was lip-synching,
but, being an Eminem fan, I know he is
a notorious smartass and it would totally be
in his character to mock Ashlee Simpson
and SNL by lip-synching.
So, yes, he probably did do it because he
That's just Eminem being Eminem.
Daniel in Houston
Daniel, I agree.
One word that describes him is "defiant."
I think he did it on purpose, hoping somebody would accuse him.
"Things have been trending toward Kerry
I think it will be Kerry."
--Pollster John Zogby
(R-For Sale) Attribution
Subject: saw it in the
BC chat room late Saturday
<JoeBacon> Remember folks, turn your clock
one hour back tonight
<JoeBacon> then on Tuesday night, turn it forward
...wish I'd said that.
"Imagine it pouring, it's raining down on us,
Mosh pits outside the oval office
Someone's trying to tell us something,
maybe this is God just saying
we're responsible for this monster,
this coward, that we have empowered
This is Bin Laden, look at his head
How could we allow something like this,
Without pumping our fist
Now this is our, final hour
Let me be the voice, and your strength,
and your choice
Let me simplify the rhyme, just to
amplify the noise
Try to amplify the times it, and multiply
it by six
Teen million people are equal of this
Maybe we can reach Al Quaida through
Let the President answer on high anarchy
Strap him with AK-47, let him go
Fight his own war, let him impress
daddy that way
No more blood for oil, we got our own
battles to fight on our soil
No more psychological warfare to trick
us to think that we ain't loyal
If we don't serve our own country we're
patronizing a hero
Look in his eyes, it's all lies, the
stars and stripes
They've been swiped, washed out and
And Replaced with his own face, mosh
now or die
If I get sniped tonight you'll know
why, because I told you to fight."
"Mosh" by Eminem Attribution
Do we dare
let ourselves believe this could happen?
The view from Iowa
A weekly column by Mike Palecek,
former federal prisoner for peace,
county prisoner, Iowa Democratic Party candidate,
small-town newspaper reporter.
Subject: YOU are
fighting terrorism right now
I subscribe to the George Soros newsletter.
His Question Blog says that Kerry will
"probably" appoint the Big Dog (Clinton)
Special Envoy to put the Israeli/ Palestinian
plan back on track.
Peace will deprive the Islamic Jihadists
of their best tool for recruiting terrorists.
You are fighting terrorism more urgently
than Chimpy can imagine.
Bryan, Clinton can't solve the problems in the Middle east.
They love their sacred sand more than their children.
Until the religio-crazies on both sides decide to value their
kid's lives more
than the whims of the non-existent Invisible Cloud Being, fighting
as it has for thousands of years.
Moving can solve the problems in the Middle East, but they don't
Why move to a safe place when you can watch your kids blow up
on a school bus?
You don't see pictures like this on the Bush-owned American media
Subject: life under Jeb
I have a few friends working in state government
here in Tallahassee under Jebby.
One tells me that during the first round
of layoffs, Jeb's appointees needed 3 more positions to layoff.
They had a closed door meeting and decided
to look at party affiliation and layoff Democrats.
My friend changed his registration to Repig
and a coworker of his started donating $50 a year
to them so when it was time again they
would see he was a "contributor".
This is life under this band of pirates!!
I caught of few minutes of Rove-puppet Timmy on Meet
Always the Bush cheerleader, he described each campaign's recent
"John Kerry and Bruce Springsteen drew 80,000
people to a rally in Madison,
and Dubya, not
to be outdone, had Arnold at
his rally in Cincinnatti."
To hear Tim the Whore spinning the news, you'd think Bush had more people at his rally.
NBC should be ashamed to have such a partisan whore as their
top political hack.
Why does NBC pay Russert when clearly, he works for the Bush
Also, will NBC let this partisan whore call the race early for
Bush - like last time?
Hey Timmy, what's on your mind these days?
"Our patience is running thin,"
-- Bush's puppet in Iraq, Ayad Allawi, Attribution
Yes, Allawi is a very brave man, willing to send hundreds of Americans
to their death
by fighting thousands of entrenched religio-crazies who have
a billion allies - that's just perfect.
Old Lunatic Appears in New Video:
Also, Osama bin Laden Speaks to the U.S. in a Newly Released
Taking a moment out from their busy campaign
trail, the Bush political team is considering
upgrading the terror warning level to orange,
if not red, based on new footage of Osama bin Laden
(who, according to President Bush, isn't
going to determine how we defend ourselves).
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Analysis: Electoral Race Virtually Tied
Bush and Kerry are virtually tied in the
Electoral College count, fighting over eight
to 10 states so close and unpredictable
that anything is possible Tuesday night.
"Under normal circumstances, undecided voters
break against the incumbent this late in an election.
However, these are not normal circumstances.
This is a time of war," said pollster Steve Mitchell.
"The question then becomes, will this be different
than most years? Will swing voters decide
they don't want to change horses in midstream?"
The answer comes in two days - or more,
if there is a repeat of the 2000 recount.
Vote as many times as you can.
Go to every precinct in your town.
Steal some wallets and vote wherever the
We can't let them steal another one.
Subject: Truly not concerned
What do Osama bin Laden and President Bush
have in common?
In 2002 Bush said, "I truly am not that
concerned about him."
Apparently Osama bin Laden, in his televised
address, is telling
the world that he is truly not that concerned
about Bush either.
San Francisco, CA.
Subject: M&M Sucks
I really don't think we need to give this
homophobe any recognition.
He may have the power to sway half a million votes.
Let's indulge him for another 30 hours or so.
Satirist Vaughn Meader Dies
"The First Family" became the fastest-selling record of its
Teacher Kicks Student for GOP Shirt
Let's see if the right has any
outrage when it happens to them
Hill Dies At Age 85
Grandmother of the X-Files was
the first known 'abductee'
Bomber Kills Three in Tel Aviv
The weather in Oklahoma is nice this time of year
Do you have a friend who's undecided about this election?
Here to order Fahrenheit
...and then watch it with them.
When you're done, say, "Are
you still considering voting for Bush?
for the election
Picture yourself on the baseball team,
any team. Here comes that moment -- the sharp smack
of the ball and bat as your opponent tags
a high hard one and it lofts into the air
Everything is prepared, everything is just
right. You are the right person in the right place at the right time.
All that remains before you feel that totally
satisfying 'pop' in your glove is for the three or four or five
seconds the ball is in the air to elapse.
You stand there, maybe pound your glove a time or two in anticipation.
But you have all this time to think.
And that's what's going on here with us.
The mess Bush has made, the election, the war, the world, global warming,
school inoculations, the low battery on
the pickup, that unfortunate rip in the last condom, the price of energy
... all of it
floods in to fill up our thoughts while
we wait with our glove for history to get over its maddening hang time
and get on
with happening. Whattabout Kerry, whatabout
Nader, what if Bush wins fer chrissakes,???
Kerry a Chance
by Carla Binion
It's Bush who has lied to the nation so
often and so egregiously that his lying has been the primary subject of
articles and dozens of books written over
the past few years. It was Bush who began the Iraq war, not Kerry.
It was Bush
who planned to invade Iraq years before
September 11, 2001, and then tried to deceive the world into thinking the
was a legitimate response to 9/11.
Kerry isn't the one who did those things.
Some progressives say Kerry would continue
the Iraq war in the same way Bush has or that he might escalate the war.
We can't be certain that's the case (regardless
of any campaign rhetoric) unless Kerry is given the chance to prove himself.
With Bush, we know we can only expect more
of the same. Bush has proved he's inflexible and
Kerry has shown he's willing to change
his mind when given new information, and he's proved he's more open to
liberal ideas than other Democratic candidates
"This plot is so secret that it doesn't exist.
To my knowledge, in the time I have served as
secretary of defense, the idea of reinstating
the draft has never been debated, endorsed,
discussed, theorized, pondered or even
whispered by anyone in the Bush administration."
-- Rumsfeld, lying about
the coming military draft Attribution
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and voting for Ralph Nader and other fringe candidates will be Wednesday,
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Osama Help W.? (Again?)
by Herr Dragoness
The Bushies' campaign pitch follows their
usual backward logic:
Because we have failed to make you
safe, you should re-elect us to make you safer.
Because we haven't caught Osama
in three years, you need us to catch Osama in the next four years.
Because we didn't bother to secure
explosives in Iraq, you can count on us to make sure those explosives aren't
used against you.
Subject: Kerry's cabinet
Marc Perkel for Communications Director
in Kerry's White House.
He's da man.
soldier body count in Iraq
1120, dead American soldiers.
"The U.S. invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq
will be studied for years for their brilliance."
-- VP Snarl, bragging about their great success Attribution
Polls tell us America wants more war,
and more soldiers killed.
Are the polls right?
Saturday Night Live is rerunning their best political
The guy who does the Monkey does a great, "But
it's harrrrrd worrrrrk!"
Also, Election night, Jon Stewart is going live at 10PM EST, an hour earlier.
Subject: How Cheney's making
millions of $ off this war
As has been pointed out elsewhere, Dick
Cheney owns 433,000 unexercised Halliburton stock options,
which he's held at least since resigning
from that company.
On 9/11/01, Halliburton stock stood at $28.73
On 10/28/04, Halliburton stock stood at
The difference of $7.99 per share, times
the 433,000 options he holds,
mean that he's made $3,459,670 just on
those Halliburton stock options.
And that's not counting any shares he might
own in the Carlyle Group,
or any one of dozens of other war-profiteering
Cheney's making MILLION$ off this war, and
nobody seems to be talking about it.
Jack, you're thinking way too small.
Iraq can pump 2M barrels of oil per day.
Oil seels for $52 a barrel, that's $104M
Cheney wouldn't get out of his own soiled diaper for a mere $3.5M
Every day the BFEE steals $100M before most people get
out of bed.
Who do you
trust more to keep your kids safe?
You have two minutes to record your message.
Subject: military votes
My son is a Marine serving his second tour
His request for an absentee ballot was
processed October 10th, we were told.
He has not received it.
That is one less Kerry vote in Michigan
from a Marine who knows he is in
desperate need of a new Commander in Chief.
Charles, a shot of Chinaco for your boy's safe return!
I could give a shit with those vulgar, smelly
fucking bastards endorsing John Kerry.
Monkey, you could? Why is that?
I think if you had a brain, you'd realize
you got that all wrong.
You should be saying, "I couldn't give a shit..."
Every vote they draw for Kerry they lose
2 independent votes for people
repulsed by Kerry for being seen with these
You can claim that, but it doesn't seem
to be true.
Why do you think your Monkey got California's
Musclehead to stump for him?
Screw Eminem aka "Whitey" and the has-been
Bruce "Smelly" Springsteen.
I guess your a big fan of the Lee Greenwood?
How about Osama bin Laden videotaping his
endorsement of Kerry...wait!
Kerry got the videotape endorsement already
from bin Laden!.
Tank, Osama loves Bush for letting him go.
Just think - it was the biggest, most public crime in all of history,
then Bush vowed to track Osama down and bring him to justice,
...he invaded Iraq, killed 100,000 civilians and stole their oil.
Vote for Bush if you think 9-11 should go unpunished.
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