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1438 - It's raining all over the world
Weekend-Monday Nov 6-8,
Mike Malloy on AAR weeknights
"Apparently it is more moral to start an illegal
war, invade a country, occupy a country
that did nothing to us; kill thousands
of people ... all based on falsehoods trumped up
by Bush and his hawk advisers. He told
one falsehood after another to get us in a
Vietnam-style quagmire. We have
lost our moral compass. We used to be mankind's
greatest hope; now we are despised
around the world."
--Helen Thomas, on the election Attribution
Forces Storm Into Western Fallujah
Reminder: These people never attacked us - we attacked them
Backed by a barrage from warplanes and
artillery, U.S. troops fought their way into
the western outskirts of Fallujah on Monday,
seizing a hospital and two bridges over
the Euphrates River in the first stage
of a major assault on the insurgent stronghold.
Iraqi soldiers stormed through the facility,
blasting open doors and pulling handcuffed
patients into the halls in search of gunmen, claimed
the US government.
Yeah, we all believe the Iraqi military is strong enough to take
the city that held America's armed forces at bay for 18 months.
"A man who would have lost in 2004 if 9/11
hadn't come along,
was lucky 9/11 came along. It gave
his whole brand of simplistic politics a hook."
--Kevin Phillips, a former GOP official and political analyst, Attribution
Subject: new subscriber
I've been on the fence about subscribing
to your site for some time. I read it every day.
This stupid election pushed me over.
Wednesday I felt like someone kicked me in my gut.
I usually only feel like that after the
Vikings blow a big game. Now I'm mad and frustrated.
I live in Utah. Never did I think
that half the country would think like the majority of Utahans...ass backwards.
We have entered Hell. Or maybe just
a lower level.
I'm getting off the sidelines. I'm
not sure how to start so I'm starting with you.
I hope my small donation helps you get
a bigger hammer. Keep up the great work.
The country needs you swinging harder then
If I may quote Eminem, "Fuck Bush!"
Your friend in Utah,
by the Seattle-Post-Intelligencer Editorial Board
"A marriage license is a civil instrument, issued
by the state, not the church. Community property, inheritance and
child custody should be matters of law,
not tenets of faith. Decisions on pregnancy, abortion and other reproductive
matters are intensely personal, indeed
moral decisions, and thus not the province of the state. The morality of
lies in truth, in a pursuit guided by compassion
and ethics, not government edicts.
There is no morality in the government forcing
the victim of rape or incest to bear the fruit of that horror or to dismiss
the health of the mother in abortion decisions.
There is no morality in the denial of legal rights based solely on whom
one chooses to love. There is no morality
in rejecting the promise of a cure to those who suffer from a terrible
The religiously insane bastards who have seized control of our
country value the fetus more than
they value the life of the mother - the reason? The fetus
might be a boy, and everyone knows boys
are worth more than some damn female, so get with the program.
It's the same reason women can't be priests - they're not worth
Bush knows what he's doing.
He's getting his orders from God.
Note to the irony-impaired: Don't write to me and ask why I think females are inferior.
Write to Tom Coburn or one of the mother sacrificers, instead
John, and Warren
by Keith Olbermann
"This is mentioned because there is a small but
blood-curdling set of news stories that right now exists somewhere
between the world of investigative journalism,
and the world of the Reynolds Wrap Hat. And while the group's
ultimate home remains unclear - so might
our election of just a week ago. Stories like these have filled the web
since the tide turned against John Kerry
late Tuesday night. But not until Friday did they begin to spill into the
more conventional news media. That's when
the Cincinnati Enquirer reported that officials in Warren County, Ohio,
had "locked down" its administration building
to prevent anybody from observing the vote count there.
Suspicious enough on the face of it, the
decision got more dubious still when County Commissioners confirmed
that they were acting on the advice of
their Emergency Services Director, Frank Young. Mr. Young had explained
that he had been advised by the federal
government to implement the measures for the sake of Homeland Security."
"The enemy has a face. It is Satan's. He is
in Fallujah, and we are going to destroy him."
--Marine Colonel Gary Brandl, on
I wonder how old the Devil's face is...
sues, gets called up into illegal war
A veteran of the first Persian Gulf War
is suing the Army after it ordered him to report
for duty 13 years after he was honorably
discharged from active duty and eight years after he left the reserves.
David Miyasato received word of his reactivation
in September, but says he believes he completed his eight-year
obligation to the Army long ago.
"I was shocked," Miyasato said Friday. "I never expected to see something
like that after being out of the service
for 13 years."
"Screw that ignorant monkey and his illegal
murder of Iraqi civilians," Miyasanto was heard to say.*
not be exact quote
"Violence breeds more violence, like the Black
Watch saw this week.
This will result in more tragic deaths."
--Dante Zappala, a soldier's brother, speaking at an anti war rally in
"Fallujah will be like Glasgow if there were
as if Hitler had come here in World
War II. It is exactly the same."
--Mahmood Al-Sabbagh, an Iraqi Refugee in Glasgow, Attribution
Priority: Media Infrastructure
by Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
As liberals and Democrats sort through
what went wrong in Election 2004, they should put at the top
of their list the dangerous imbalance that
now exists in the national news media.
Over the past quarter century, the conservatives/Republicans
have built a huge, permanent media machine
- a vertically integrated structure that
puts out the conservative message on TV, with newspapers, through
magazines, over radio stations, in books
and via the Internet.
Through all these forms of communication,
in large cities and small towns, the Right's media is there for its listeners,
readers and viewers every day, year round,
not just during election cycles. Its impact is especially important in
areas that don't have easy access to the
variety of media found in urban centers.
Indeed, the conservative media's role in
firming up rural America as a "red" Republican bastion is often overlooked.
The incendiary rhetoric on conservative
talk radio has been a major factor in convincing millions of these Americans
that "liberals" are demons who hate their
country and love killing babies.
Meanwhile, trying to position itself in
the center, the mainstream or corporate media keeps tacking rightward
to avoid offending conservatives, who aggressively
trash individual reporters and news organizations if they are
deemed to show any traces of liberalism.
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet. You
should read their stuff.
This is BCR producer Tommy Mack and La Femme Perspect-eve' Tally
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Road Not Taken
Or, ...Next time you are angry think
twice before you act
You simpletons resent the elitist "city
slickers" who you know openly scoff at you don't you? Well you know what,
The next time I'm in a first class cabin
flying over your dumb asses, while shipping French Champagne, and eating
I'm going to look down on your pathetic
little states and laugh. I'm going to let out a big hearty laugh because
you moronic bastards
working on farms, in coal mines and factories,
were too fucking stupid to get out while you could and go somewhere like
but instead you knocked up some local townie,
because you were too fucking stupid to use a rubber. Now you're stuck busting
your ass at some piece of shit job that
you hate, if you're lucky enough to have a job at all. You will never get
out, good thing too;
because this place is already too crowded
to have to take on all you brain dead fools.
Subject: Major praise
Bart, you wrote:
> Annie, I am against Bush, and I am not against
www.blackboxvoting.org but when you go there, it says:
>> Black Box Voting has taken the position that
fraud took place in the 2004 election...
>> We are working now to compile the proof...
> We can suspect all we want, but we need proof to make the accusation. "
Let me say this is the best thing I've ever
read on the internet.
"We can suspect all we want, but we need proof
to make the accusation."
WOW. Powerful stuff. I don't
think I've ever heard anybody say "don't bash the other guy
until we have proof that they cheated."
Integrity is the greatest thing ever. You, my friend,
Bart, have a massive amount of integrity.
You have the truth. You use the truth.
The enemy uses lies, proganda, extortion,
and money. When all is said and done and all
parties are dead, who will God send to
Hell first? The liars? Warmongers? The fake?
The evil ones even if they are anti-homosexual
Or the ones who embrace the truth?
Just wanted to point that out.
Bee Bee the blue from Ohio the Red.
Bee Bee, thanks for that, but I'm not that honorable.
It's more like, ...my ego is so big, ...I can't stand being caught
without the goods.
Nobody wants Bush exposed more than me, but we can't expose him
with a "probably."
I think the 2004 vote probably was crooked, lots
of people do, and if someone has proof,
nobody will make a fuss bigger than bartcop.com
but until we have a case morons will buy,
we ain't taking down nobody.
Lance Cpl. Jared Hubbard died Nov. 4, 2004,
in an explosion
in Ramadi. He was part of a massive build-up
military was preparing to attack Fallujah.
by former prisoner Mike Palecek
Published by New Leaf
Books of Chicago
haven't had a writer like this since
Vonnegut was at his peak."
- Chuck Gregory,
"The coming days will show you that the one
you preferred will lead you to an unbearable hell.
Although the criminal Bush has spilt
blood of Muslims during the last four years and despite
the butcheries that he committed and
continues to perpetrate in Afghanistan, in Palestine and
in Iraq, we see that... the applause
of his people is increasing. This shows the nature of the
American people who approved the war
against Islam led by criminal America."
--al-Masri Brigades, the madrid train bombers, Al-Qaeda
group warns US of 'unbearable hell
Dear mad train bombers,
Only 51 percent of Americans endorse our Madman.
The sane half of America knows we invaded Iraq just to steal
Subject: Are you serious,
Bush plans to CLOSE OUR BORDERS? Do
you have a link?
Eckhard, yes, I'm serious. Whenever I say "Swear to Koresh" I'm dead serious.
But no, I don't have the link at my fingertips, but it's in one
of the back issues.
I'll give a six month subscriprion to the first person
who can find it.
from a Vet
You think I'm angry? Check out Elaine
Subject: reply to last
issue's consortiumnews article
The Democratic campaign was not "well run".
I have never, in my life, seen a campaign
as badly run as Kerry's. Between Shrum, Marybeth Braindead,
McIdiot Auliffe and the pathetic excuse
for a candidate, no one had to invest billions in the media to gain
control of anything. Kerry and his
minions handed this election to the GOP.
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Party in DC on Inauguration day?
Last night on AAR, Janeanne Garafolo suggested we welcome the
next Bush Reich
with a "tear gas and fire hose" reception on January 20th of next year.
If anyone plans on going, I would like to sponsor your sign(s).
I will trade you money for signs, paint, etc for some digital
If we buy in bulk, we can get signs cheap, right?
I'm not talking about one sign or two signs, depending on costs,
I'd like to see a sea of signs.
So if you're going to DC to protest that bastard, click below and we'll see what can be worked out.
First thing we'll need is some local DC ground people to be anchors.
Once we have them, we'll check into the costs of, say, 20-40
Then anyone wanting to protest can meet up with our anchor and
get an anti-Bush sign to carry.
I'll even pay for some hot chocolate afterwards, because it can
get chilly in DC in January.
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With a bigger budget, we can build bigger, better signs with eye-catchingcolors.
With enough big, fancy signs, one might be photographed for a
Let's show the world that not all Americans are fascist, warmongering
sons of bitches.
Would you make a good anchor?
not make me look bad
with people all over the world watching!"
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We have 72 days to prepare, but it all starts with some DC anchors.
...unless you think we should bow down and worship this Giggling
We have a lot of volunteers and almost $100 in build-a-sign
donations, mostly thanks to Diane E.
Wouldn't it be cool is we had 60 signs in the streets of DC
on Bush Re-Installation Day?
Subject: get with
Bart, you wrote,
> "You elected him, America."
How long are you going to spread the lie
for Bush, Bart?
R voting software certified by R testing
= R results.
The election was massively stolen, and the
more you accept the results the more you help Bush.
Bush has commited treason. Stolen elections,
OR won elections are moot.
Please don't help Bush create false closure.
WE DO NOT ACCEPT THE RESULTS, BUT IN ANY
CASE, TREASON IS NOT A MANDATE.
Paul, what you have is a theory.
If you can prove the vote was rigged, please forward that to
...and please don't reply with a link to blackboxvoting.org
Like me, they are asking people with proof to step forward.
from a Pillar
With a reference to http://www.pipa.org
PIPA study is about absolute ignorance.
For instance, they say:
Three in four say if Iraq did not have
or support al Qaeda, US should not have gone to war
...yet Bush voters backed him because they thought both instances
This is what Franken and Consaon have been talking about for days
"We like Bush because he caught Saddam,
the guy behind 9-11."
"We like Bush because he found and destroyed
the WMDs Iraq had."
"We like Bush because he's good with
the environment and he balanced the budget."
A big reason Bush won is because Bush supporters are stupid enough
to listen to (and believe)
talk radio and crazy whores like FOX News, who deliberately sell
lies to help the president.
The other networks refuse to call FOX on their lies, and we have
Bush as President as a result.
The more stupid and ignorant people are, the more power Bush
Subject: cancel me
Bart that's my last donation. I am moving
back to Canada.
Please cancel my subscription.
Thanks for your good efforts through the
Steve, sorry to lose you.
Chin up, it could be worse - somehow....
a book, get oral sex
It's so totally scandalous, you have to read it
Afghan Kidnappers Set Deadline
Bush single-handedly brings back beheadings everywhere
Sharpton, Wife Announce Separation
Split after 23 years, but, of course, they will "remain on the best of
Soar to $70 Million at Box Office
Kid's films make money - who knew?
The best books by the best authors
See Court Appointments as Top Bush Aim
Goodbye to your day in court and goodbye to womens' reproductive rights
Christian conservative leaders say their
top priority in Bush's second term is the appointment
of conservative judges to the Supreme Court
and throughout the judicial system.
Analysts have speculated Bush could have
the opportunity to appoint as many as three or four
new justices since all but one of the nine
justices are over 65 and several have had health problems.
Even if he does not reshape the Supreme
Court, Bush will certainly make hundreds of lifetime
appointments to the federal trial and appellate
courts in the next four years.
Reminder: The Democrats are scared
spineless - they can't be counted on to help
Even when they were in the majority, they
refused to stand for anything.
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Thomas says Bush is afraid of her
"Now that President Bush has won reelection,
maybe he'll feel secure enough
to restore the First Lady of the Press
to her front-row seat.
"No,' predicted Helen Thomas on Friday when she
keynoted the 9th Annual Women
Venture Conference at the Minneapolis Convention
Center. 'He's still afraid of me.
He can't take my questions. Mine are very
When I asked her how it feels to be the
scariest little old lady in America,
as far as W. is concerned, she said, "I
don't feel anything but sorry for him,
if he can't take a tough question. He's
the president of the United States."
Subject: you are right,
I love Bob Parry. He makes more sense than
most, present company excepted.
Bart, I have been too depressed to think.
I am somewhere between leaving the country
and thinking of helping to organize a revolution,
but if we do, it will have to be like no other!
Marches and Demonstrations are useless.
Whatever we do now, will be very different
from what has gone before or it has no
chance of doing any good at all.
What does one do when one is up against
Evil dressed in choir robes?
Dpt, I recommend Chinaco, God's flowers and some
Shirley on the speakers.
For me it's like re-booting.
Remember, you can't fight unless you have your head.
Just how much did Karl Rove hate not being
one of the cool guys in high school in the 60's?
Enough to hatch schemes to marshal the
forces of darkness to take over the country?
Oh, yeah. A supporter of Nixon against
Kennedy at 9, the teenage Karl was, in his description,
"a big nerd," a small guy with a pocket
protector, briefcase, and glasses almost as big as his head.
Even as a high school debater in Salt Lake
City, "Rove didn't just want to win; he wanted the
opponents destroyed," write James Moore
and Wayne Slater in "Bush's Brain." "He would
defeat them, slaughter them and humiliate
Subject: Proof of
Take a look at this Bart, if it is for real
it is stunning proof that they rigged the election.
Isn't it interesting that the right wing wackos use exit polling
that this election was all about "morality," but when that same
shows Kerry was the real winner, they talk about how flawed exit
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"It's true that people on my side of the divide
want to live in a society where women are free
to choose abortion and where gay relationships
have full civil equality with straight ones.
And you want to live in a society where
the opposite is true. These are some of those
conflicting values everyone is talking
about. But at least my values -- as deplorable as
I'm sure they are -- don't involve
any direct imposition on you. We don't want to force you
to have an abortion or to marry someone
of the same gender, whereas you do want to close
out those possibilities for us. Which
is more arrogant?"
--Michael Kinsley, sometimes a liberal, Attribution
Subject: I can't believe
It is sad that people who preach against
bigotry and hatred can see the irony of their hatred and dismal
of fundamentalist Christians. You
seem so blinded by this hatred that you cannot bring yourself to even
consider that perhaps people of faith (I'm
a Lutheran so I guess I don't really fit the hard right Christian
mold you are so certain of.) have looked
at the facts of a situation and simply come to a different conclusion.
If you continue to refuse to believe that
people are capable of disagreeing with you while being intelligent
caring people you will always fail to grow.
I'm religious. I do not blindly follow
orders. I also have a son in the army safely returned from Iraq not
He was saddened by the horror of war but
he also saw the positive things that are happening to a people who
lost many more lives annually during Sadam's
reign than are dieing now. Don't be blind, evaluate the facts.
My wife is a teacher. She has a young
student who was born in Iraq. They fled Sadam's murdering thugs
and prays every day for peace in her country
but is glad that America is there to bring it about. What she
lived in before we got there was terror
Please open your bigoted mind just a little
and you may learn..
Brick, we talked about this in BCR 59, which should be up tonight.
It's OK to be religious, but starting a war and killing 100,000
because "God told me to" is just too stupid for words.
Good thing your wife is here and not there, because
one of Bush's
Mother of All Bombs might've landed near her.
That Bush, he's just like Christ, isn't he?
Okay, we're smashed NOW. Let's just toss
that out their, right out in the open. We don't normally pull
the paper together like this, impaired
like this, although we like to joke about it sometimes. But this time s'tru.
Because this is no ordinery time. So This
is what it looks like when you got drunk writers, drunk copy editers,
drunk layout people puling a paper together.
Drunk, drunk, drunk. We all shitfaced, yo.
Okay, so our point person returned to the
office near 9:00, from the Westin Hotle in downtown Seattlee and
the Cha-Cha and Chop Suey, where we'd hung
out, hoping for better news than what we got. Which is that
Bush is up and defying the day's earilier
prick-tease exit polls that had Kerry winning.
soldier body count in Iraq
1120, 1124, 1228,
1132, dead American soldiers.
They got 4
more yover the weekend.
As we storm Fallujah, we'll lose how many more?
And once we take Fallujah - then what?
We're happy and we can all go home?
wants the whole world.
You have two minutes to record your message.
"George Bush's version of Christianity is virtually
antithetical to the ideas put forth by the man
whose religion bears his name. Bush
has lied about almost everything. He has killed 100,000 Iraqis.
He disrespected his father. He has
smeared opponents and insisted that those who question him
were themselves unChristian. But if
you read the news stories about the election, it seems that tens
of millions of Americans share that
hypocrisy, intellectual dishonesty and moral degeneracy. To claim
to be Christian while lying, cheating,
stealing and killing...there's something wrong with this picture."
--Tony Seton, "Neener,
Neener, Neener", Attribution
You are incorrect about what you said about
Black Box Voting:
they do not say "we are compiling", they
say "we HAVE evidence".
Please look again and correct your error.
The work Black Box Voting is doing is extremely
important, and needs to be supported.
Bizfo, remembering that we're on the same
side - you are in error.
This is the exact copy-and-paste
Black Box Voting
has taken the position that fraud took place in the 2004 election
voting machines. We base this on hard evidence, documents
obtained in public
records requests, inside information, and other data indicative
of electronic voting systems. What we do not know is the specific
scope of the fraud. We
are working now to compile the proof, based not on soft evidence...
It's a good rule to be careful when you accuse someone of being
"incorrect" about a quote.
I'm cool with BBV's mission, nobody wants Smirk more than
do, but their hyperbole
makes my bullshit detector bark like a chihuahua on day old Cuervo.
Not only that, but they say, "We need
to raise $50,000 as quickly as possible..." to get this ball
I don't have the time to figure out what
BBV is up to, but if they have real evidence why don't they
with Joe Conason, Eric Alterman, Truthout,
Molly Ivins, Daily Howler, Buzzflash etc etc etc.
Subject: gun ownership
Although I have always had a visceral fear
of guns (and a lot of the people who own them),
I'm seriously considering buying and learning
to use a gun for the first time in my life.
All the crazy militia folks who used to
drill in my Texas neighborhood no longer look so crazy and paranoid.
This government really scares the doody
out of me.
When they come to get me, they're gonna
have a real fight on their hands.
Karen, you need to be careful, but I think you're doing the right
A good reason to own a gun is because they have 200 million of
Did you know Texas, alone, has 80 million guns?
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