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 Quotes

"I would encourage the media to abandon exit surveys on Election Day and do what we do...
  (He means write a check to Diebold.) Don't build a model that you try to build your own thoughts
  into of what you expect it to be. In 2000 the exit data was wrong on Election Day.  In 2002, the exit
  returns were wrong on Election Day. And in 2004, the exit data were wrong on Election Day -- all
  three times, by the way, in a way that skewed against Republicans and had a dispiriting effect on
  Republican voters across the country."
        --RNC Chairman Ed Gillespie,  "GOP Wants to Kill All Exit Polls"   Attribution
 

 They are trying to cover their tracks.

 The 2000 exit polls were right - we won that election.
 The 2002 exit polls were right - we won that election.
 The 2004 exit polls were probably right - we might have won that election.

 They want exit polls done away with because it conflicts with the paid-for Diebold results.
 They want you to think people vote, then lie to the pollsters as they walk towards their car.

 If only we could get Kerry or Gore to ask a few questions,
 ...but I guess they have other priorities?

 We're not going to win another election until we get a verifiable count.

  Comments?

 Ashcroft resigns from the BFEE
   Can you hear the angels singing?

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Attorney General John Ashcroft (R-Insane), a crazy bastard who generated controversy with his
 tough tactics against Tommy Chong and statue titties instead of the war on terror, resigned Tuesday.
 He and Don Evans were the first members of the Cabinet to quit before the start of a second term.

 In a five-page, rambling letter, Ashcroft told Bush,
"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved."
 

 Wow!  Did he really tell that lie?

 Ashcroft, who counts Chong and Martha Stewart as biggest collars, seemed to fit right into Bush's
 get-everybody-but-bin-Laden theme of law enforcement. He also saw fit to rewrite Oregon's laws
 and force the dying to endure more pain because his superstition was more important than theirs.
 

 He will not be missed by anybody

 ...except the religiously insane and Democratic fundraisers.
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

"This was Providence. Anybody looking at the 2000 election would have to say it was
  a miraculous deliverance, and I think people felt it again this year. By allowing Bush to stay
  in office, God is giving us a chance to repent and to restore some moral sanity to American life."
    --Charles Colson, saying God wanted the Giggling Murderer to remain president,   Attribution
 

 The rest of the world thinks knows America has become religiously insane.
 How frighteningh for them that the world's only superpower is run by religiously insane handjobs
 who read the entrails from dismembered chickens to see who dies next..

 Is this is how France felt in the early forties?
 Our choices are to go along with the Fourth reich, or fight them from within.

 Do we take this occupation lying down?
 Do we give in and "go with the flow" because it's easier than resisting?

 What would Jesus Christ have done?
 Would He have joined in the invading and killing of Arabs just to steal their oil?
 
 

   Comments?

 Subject: Gonzales as Attorney General

 Bart,

 Am I the only one concerned about the guy who basically argued in favor of torturing
 prisoners is now going to be the chief law-enforcement agent of this country?
 He seems to have interesting ways of interpreting laws.

 The media claims he will go through confirmation no problem - how the hell can this happen?
 If the Democrats do not raise a stink and block this one - I give up completely.

 Gibbo
 

 Gibbo, two thoughts:
 First, when I heard about Gonzales, I thought, "Anybody's better than f-ing Ashcroft."
 Second, you can't expect the Democrats to do their jobs.
 They're scared spineless.
 

   Comments?

 Bush Moves to Privatize Steal Your Social Security

  Click  Here

..
 "You can trust me!"

  Excerpt:
"Fresh from a Diebold mandate, Bush is dusting off an ambitious proposal to overhaul defund Social Security,
 a controversial idea that had been shelved because of politics and his focus on tax cuts and terrorism.

 Bush envisions a framework that would partially privatize Social Security with personal investment accounts,
 similar to the Enron plan that went over so well with participants, that allowed Kennyboy to steal billions.
 Bush said the Enron model provided "a good blueprint."
 

 Ther irony here is, with Bush in control and bullying all Democrats into silence, your life savings
 might actually be safer in an Enron 401(k) than with the Bush-possessed federal government.
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

"Whoever won, it would have been God's will. But because Bush won, God has clearly shown
  America his blessings. If Kerry had won, it would have proved God was cursing the United States."
      --Richard Land, (R-Crooked Bastard) a Southern baptist who participates in a weekly strategy call
         between the White House and evangelical leaders,http://www.100monkeystyping.com/
 

 The time to be scared is right now.
 Don't put it off, you need to be be scared right now.

 Subject: challenge

 Bart,
 We can't continue to be of two minds on this past election.

 Either:
 1)  We had a bad candidate/message....or
 2)  It was stolen

 I would like to see your page choose one or the other.
 The exit polls said "Kerry in a Landslide"
 Computers said "Bush".

 Which was it Bart?
 Wayne
 

 Wayne, your question is flawed.
 You're saying you can't cut your foot AND get sunburned while at the beach.
 Sure you can.
 

  Comments?

 Too little, too late?  Funny, not funny?  Pro-Bush, anti-Kerry?
 Wayne's World and Queen fans might like it...

  Click  Here
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

"God gave this President and this President's Party one more chance
  God heard the fervent prayers of millions of values voters to keep His hand on America
  one more time despite ...ignoring the Biblical injunction against acts which are 'an abomination
  unto the Lord' and despite the blatant attempt to remove God from the public square."
    --Paul Weyrich, who can give crazy lessons to Charles Manson   Attribution
 

 Weyrich says leaving the gays alone to pay their taxes and live their lives makes God angry.
 I don't think God would create gays just so the "Christians" could have someone to hate.

  ...but isn't that what Hitler told Germany about the Jews in 1938?

 Bush's 'Incredible' Vote Tallies
   by hotter-than-fire Robert Parry (D-On Fire) at consortiumnews.com

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Bush's vote tallies, especially in the key state of Florida, are so statistically stunning that they border on the unbelievable.

 Bush racked up more votes than registered Republicans in 47 out of 67 counties in Florida. In 15 of those counties,
 his vote total more than doubled the number of registered Republicans and in four counties, Bush more than tripled the number.

 Statewide, Bush earned about 20,000 more votes than registered Republicans.
 

 Hmmmm, that looks like an "unturned stone" to me.
 I wonder if Kerry has any interest in getting to the truth?
 Will the Democrats who lose in 2006 have any interest in the truth?

 What will it take to wake the Democrats?
 Why are they content to lose every election to fraud?
 

 Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet. You should read their stuff.

  Comments?

 Thursday morning, I checked my phone answering machine and found a call from Perkel:

"Bart, I just heard the first section of BCR Show 59 and I was so impressed with it
  I think everybody should hear it, and I'm willing to pay the costs of distribution.
  We need to build BartCop radio into a powerhouse and this ought to help."

  Wasn't that nice of him?

 So, for a limited number of hours (it's up to him) Part One (of seven) of BCR 59 will be
 available to listen to or download, so if you're interested, download now, don't delay.

 Warning: This section includes the language most America uses.
  It's not vulgar, it's just full of passion that money can't buy.
 The stakes are very high and we took a beating last week and that's what you'll hear.
 Your kids and your parents would like it, but maybe not with you in the room.
 

 This 35 minute Part One of BCR 59 is brought to you by Marc Perkel and his Church of Reality.
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 Shirley Manson's Diary

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  Excerpt:
 Wow. Oh my god...............
 How wrong I was. I can hardly believe it.
 It's 1 am and it looks as though Bush is going to win.

 Of course there is a slim chance that he won't but I'm going to bed now feeling somewhat
 dismayed and defeated. It is a horrible feeling to realise that one's beliefs are so out of step
 with the majority and yet I have never felt more sure of where I stand over my liberal ideals.

 It's the morning after and poor old Kerry has conceeded. What a sad state of affairs.
 It truly blows my mind that America has embraced this administration.
 I can only conclude that people have not armed themselves with enough information.
 That they have been hoodwinked and mislead by a cowed press.
 
 

 You gotta love her...

 Subject: Kerry

 Bart, you wrote:

> "If Kerry had chosen to campaign, he might've won those five groups."

 But Bart, why campaign against a candidate and party you fundamentally agree with?
 dk/kc, ks
 

"Campaign against," could be a mischaracterization of my actions.
  I was urging Kerry to wake up and begin the fight against Bush.
 

  Comments?

 Subject: Hey, Bush voters...

 Hey, Bush voter, enjoy your tax cuts and moral values now because:

 When the public school doesn't have money for textbooks
 When you don't have money for a private school

 When you are forced to have your rapist's child
 When your parents have to choose between food and medicine

 When you are forced to work in a hazardous work environment
 When your job gets sent to China

 When your child is drafted and dies in an un-necessary, illegal war
 When you get sick due to the environment

 When you get sicker due to corporate malfeasance and lack of government oversight
 When a treatable, but expensive medical condition debilitates you

 When you can't get insurance because you couldn't afford to fund your private account
 When you are turned away at the emergency room for lack of insurance

 When you can't get unemployment benefits because the program was killed
 When you can't get SSDI, because your private account is too small

 When you can't find a job that pays the bills
 When you can't buy food because food stamps no longer exist

 When your son is thrown in jail for being gay
 When your daughter dies from a botched abortion

 When you are homeless because Section 8 no longer exists
 When bankruptcy laws don't allow you to clear your debt

 When you can't afford a lawyer and none is afforded to you
 When you are put in prison to work off your debts

 When the prison has too few guards and you are routinely tortured
 When you retire on your private account and a well-connected CEO takes the money

 Don't ask the Democrats for help.  It is not that they don't want to help; they can't; so they wont.
 Sit back and enjoy the "Neo-Con Show Part II".

 Phil

 Exit polls analysis versus reported vote count
     by  Faun Otter, who always does stellar work

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The Bush people argue that the exit polls are skewed by the methodology employed. It is odd that they
 don't say what that error producing part of the methodology might be. A skew means a systematic error
 is introduced by the test protocol and causes a consistent shift in one direction.

 IF this was true, then all the exit polls would show the same sort of shift from 'actual' results.

 The GOP offer an alternative argument that the exit polls are not large enough samples and therefore
 the results are off by a large random error.  IF this was true, then the exit polls should scatter on either side
 of the actual result,, especially if the final result is close to 50/50.

 What do we actually see when comparing exit polls with actual results?

 There is skew - but ONLY in states which the Republicans had previously stated to be target states in play.
 The skew is in the same direction every time; that is to say in favor of Bush.
 

 I wonder if Kerry cares enough to get involved?

  Comments?

 Subject: new DNC Chair

 What do you think about Alan Colmes as the next DNC chair?
 Maybe we can learn a little about how to cope with our newly defined role from him.

 Somebody should have bought Kerry a subscription to Bartcop,
 if he had listened to you, he would be "president-elect Kerry"

 Keep at it.
 JackT

 We Are All Dubya's Doormat
  Can you reason with the religiously insane?

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"This just in: millions of moderate Republicans and gay-terrified evangelical Christians and intellectually numbed
 conservative parents who thought they were doing some sort of good by blindly voting for Dubya and hence
 protecting their wee ones from swarthy Islamic evildoers who want to steal their kids' Kraft Lunchables and
 nuke Disneyland all should be emerging from a deep fog of savage denial any minute now. "
 

  Comments?

 Subject: Wellstone

 Over the past year I have heard a lot of conspiracy nuts talking about how someone
 shot down Wellstone's plane with a "death-ray". It all sounded kind of X-File-ish until
 I heard on NPR's "All things considered" a couple of months ago that a California
 company called ProTech is selling an "Impulse Radiating Antenna" to police.

  Click  Here

 This is a "non-lethal" electronic device that can stop a high-speed chase
 by shutting down the electrical system of an escaping car.

 Of course it is only "non-lethal" if used on a car,
 it would be very lethal if aimed at a small airplane.
 Patrick

 Marine APC's appear at anti-war rally in LA

..

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 LOS ANGELES, November 9, 2004 - At 7:50 PM, What were first reported to be tanks and now
 identified as Marine APCs showed up at an anti-war protest in front of the federal building in Westwood.

 The APCs circled the block twice, the second time parking themselves in the street and directly
 in front of the area where most of the protesters were gathered.

 Enraged, some of the people attempted to block the APCs, but police quickly cleared the street.
 

 I'm so old, I remember when the GOP feared the government using OUR military against us,
 but since Bush is godly, they don't mind living in a "Tin soldiers and Nixon's comin' " America.

 Subject:  Wellstone

 Hi Bart,

 In reading through Dr. Niman's article detailing all the fatal plane accidents in the history of congress,
 I noted that all of the victims were Democrats.  Not a repub. in the bunch.  What an amazing coincidence, eh?

 Keep swinging the hammer,
 The Farmer
 

 Farmer, if memory serves (big if) Heinz and Tower both died in plane crashes,
 but that doesn't mean the BFEE/CIA weren't playing deadly games.

 Would evil men kill to take over the world's only superpower?
 

  Comments?

 Falwell Plans for 'Evangelical Revolution'
   Religion backed by the power of the federal government

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Seeking to take advantage of the momentum from an election where moral values
 proved important to voters, the Rev. Jerry Falwell announced Tuesday he has formed
 a new coalition to guide an "evangelical revolution."

 Falwell, a religious broadcaster based in Lynchburg, Va., said the Faith and Values Coalition
 will be a "21st century resurrection of the Moral Majority," the organization he founded in 1979.
 Falwell said he would serve as the coalition's national chairman for four years.

 He added that the new group's mission would be to lobby for anti-abortion conservatives
 to fill openings on the Supreme Court and lower courts, a constitutional amendment banning
 same-sex marriage, and the election of another "George Bush-type" conservative in 2008.
 

 There you have it.
 Thanks to Diebold and the Evangelicals, America is now becoming what our ancestors
 had to flee from - a religion backed my the most powerful military on Earth.

 Would you feel the same if a Jew or Muslim put our military behind their religion?
 

  Comments?

 Arafat Dies

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 After the Arabs' humbling defeat by Israel in the six-day war of 1967, the PLO thrust itself
 on the world's front pages by sending its gunmen out to hijack airplanes, machine gun airports
 and seize and assassinate unarmed Israeli athletes at the 1972 Summer Olympics.

"As long as the world saw Palestinians as no more than refugees standing in line for U.N. rations,
 it was not likely to respect them. Now that the Palestinians carry rifles the situation has changed,"
 Arafat said, explaining the philosophy behind the George W. Bush School of Diplomacy.
 

  Comments?

 Subject: Voting without the facts

 Listen up.  They had the Facts!  They were fed a steady diet of Facts by the Corporate Media.
 No one, and I heard no one, not even Kerry, telling it like it is. (Except for Bartcop)

 This country has a government  that feeds the public exactly what it wants it to know through this Media.
 We no longer need four of the five major TV  networks.

 Faux News could serve as the only government controlled outlet.  Which it is.
 Facts are exactly what the government says they are.  Even my brother says so.......
 Dave in L.A.

 Judge Removes Foreman From Peterson Jury
  They are determined to murder this man

  Click  Here

  Note: Is this the state's strategy?   Drag the trial out so long, that the jurors
  will do anything to end deliberations so they can go home to their families?
 

 Love Pleads Not Guilty in Assault Case
  Is she looking for headlines to revive her 'career'?

  Click  Here
 

 Burt Reynolds, unlucky at love - again
  Seems like he has to sue everyone he dates

  Click  Here
 

 Were "Lost" and "Housewives" Surprise Hits?
   Firm has a formula to predict which shows will be hits

  Click  Here

 MGM Mirage to Build Megacasino in Vegas

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The multibillion-dollar project includes three, 400-room boutique hotels, approximately 550,000
 square feet of retail shops, dining and entertainment venues, and a 1,650-unit luxury condominium complex.

 The massive development will be built on a 66-acre site between the Bellagio and Monte Carlo hotel-casinos,
 with the first phase creating 12,000 jobs when it's completed in 2010. The MGM Mirage plan is the third
 megaresort in the works. Las Vegas Sands has started construction on The Palazzo, a $1.6 billion hotel-casino
 that's scheduled to open in 2007. It sits across the street from Wynn Las Vegas, Steve Wynn's latest gambling
 temple that cost $2.7 billion and is slated to open April 28.
 

 ...and still, when you call for a reservation, they'll be sold out.
 When will Vegas be able to catch up with demand?

  Comments?

 My favorite liberal website is...

  Click  Here
  I'm such a shameless whore...

  Comments?

 U.S. Pressured Halliburton in Kuwaiti Deal
   Poor Halliburton - if only they had friends in high places...

   Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The U.S. ambassador to Kuwait (BFEE Puppet) and other senior U.S. officials put pressure on Halliburton
 to award a contract to a Kuwaiti company suspected of overcharging to bring fuel into Iraq, says the State Dept.

 The documents said State received information that Halliburton demanded kickbacks and solicited bribes
 from Altanmia Commercial Marketing Company of Kuwait.  Halliburton has been a lightening rod of criticism
 by Democrats,(Oh, please! ) who say the company is the U.S. military's biggest contractor in Iraq because of
 its ties to Cheney, who continues to get money from them.  Last month, the Army Corps of Engineers said
 deals given to Halliburton were the worst case of contracting abuse they had ever seen.
 

 Oh, what a shock this is!
 The "usual suspects" were identified years ago but the Democrats continue to ignore BFEE crimes.
 

  Comments?

 Subject: On my angry reaction to the Okrent treatment

 I reread your post and noticed that you may not have been Okrent-like on purpose.

 Okrent?
 

 I was angry because you posted my email address, the only one on the page.
 If that was not the act of a petty thug then I apologize.

 I generally print the address when the e-mailer behaves badly.
 Introducing yourself with "you puss out" made me think you were a Monkey.
 

 If you'd like to see some real patriots in action, with the balls the DLC/DNC/leadingABBblogosphere lacks,
 feel free to click around.

 Thanks for the links.
 

 http://www.scoop.co.nz/mason/stories/HL0411/S00072.htm
 http://ustogether.org/Florida_Election.htm
 http://www.wired.com/news/evote/0,2645,65579,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_1
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=536&ncid=536&e=10&u=/ap/20041104/ap_on_el_pr/voting_problems
 http://www.infoworld.com/article/04/11/02/HNevoteglitch_1.html
 http://www.tompaine.com/articles/kerry_won_.php
 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2596312
 http://www.newstarget.com/002076.html
 http://www.opednews.com/kall_110404_outrage.htm
 http://www.accuracy.org/press_releases/PR110304.htm
 http://www.dailykos.com/comments/2004/11/4/123554/947/95#95

 In any case, feel free to step up, to refute my reflexive distrust of anyone from the South at a poker table.

 truthpedal
 

 TP, who you trust at a poker table is beyond my control.
 Also, I'm not stalk-worthy.
 There are lots bigger Democrats on the web than me.

 Subject: BCR Show 59 review

 Given the continued improvement with each show, I look forward to it more
 after the shot humanity took to the solar plexus on Nov 2.  Everything you wrote
 in criticism of Kerry's campaign is correct whether or not something comes of all
 these reported voter improprieties.  Kerry should've rolled over the chimp.

 I don't remember ever Kerry answering the shitboat liars.  He may have, but I like
 to say I monitor the news more than most and I don't remember Kerry ever mentioning it.

 Nov 2 big winners: Ignorance, fear, terror, religio-fascism.
 Nov 2 big losers: Integrity, science, and logic.

 Thank you for using footage of Mike Malloy and Queen Randi.  Mike is a patriot.
 He plugs you and all the other patriots on Air America.   I feel empty when I miss
 Malloy's show but thanks to archives on WhiteRoseSociety.org I can listen to these shows.

 Americans should support your site, white rose, Air America, and other similar sites
 more than ever in the next four years.

 Tom G.

 Paul Wellstone - hit by the BFEE?

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Of course Senator Wellstone was assassinated. He publicly told constituents shortly
 before his murder by small plane...that Cheney had ordered him to "fall in or else."
 People in the area heard deafening electronic schreiks on their cellphones just before
 the plane crash.  Equipment jam. Simple. "Investigators" were on the scene long before
 it would have been possible for them to drive that far.

 Quotes

  Background: Zell Miller challenged Chris the Screamer to a duel after NaziCon2004

"The more Maureen Loud [sic] gets on 'Meet the Press' and writes those columns,
  the redder these states get. I mean, they don't want some high brow hussy from
  New York City explaining to them that they're idiots and telling them that they're stupid.
  That red-headed woman at the NYWT should not mock anyone's religion. You can just
  see horns sprouting up through that Technicolor hair."
    -- Zell the Insane
 

"I'm not a highbrow hussy from New York. I'm a highbrow hussy from Washington.
  Senator, pistols or swords?"
    -- MoDo,   Attribution

 Living with PTSD
    by G Mustain

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Bart -- You said you thought your readers would be interested in my forty-year experience with PTSD, and invited me
 to write as much or little as I liked. I am taking you up on your offer, not because I think my struggles are unique or
 especially important, but because I saw a report out of Walter Reed Medical Center a couple of months ago which
 indicated that 23% of American service personnel returning from Iraq are suffering PTSD.

..

 Subject: Your Suggestions Stink

 Bartcop:

 It is laughable that you think Kerry would have won if he had followed your pleas point by point.
 Nonsense.
 If Kerry had followed your ideas he would have LOST 60% to 37% and humiliated the Democratic Party.

 You are so far out in the left wing of the Socialist Sector of the Democratic Party you would lose millions of votes.
 Bill Foster
 

 You're saying Massachusetts liberal John Kerry is to my right?
 Actually, I'm a pro-military, gun-carrying realist.
 But I guess next to a hyp-mo-tized, goose-stepping fascist, everyone is a left-winger.

 So if Kerry is to my right, that makes Bush a liar about Kerry's "left wing extremism."
 What took you so long to realize Bush was lying?

 Housekeeping

 We have a funeral to attend in Little Rock, so we'll be on the road Friday and Sunday.
 I'll have the laptop, so I'll check in if something big breaks - otherwise, see you Monday.

..

 Subject: You're a f-ing paranoid dipshit!

 Hey, Bart, in your e-mail you wrote:

>  "Do you blow your daddy with that dirty mouth?"

 Fair enough question. Yes, yes I do.
 But I use mouthwash, first.

 Leffler Bohanan

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