POLITICS • HUMOR • ENTERTAINMENT • CHINACO
ANEJO • POKER • SPORTS • GARBAGE • REVENGE • VEGAS
60 is Here, Radio links below
Volume 1452 -
Patterns of Force
Advertise on bartcop.com Increase sales
Wed-Thursday Dec 1-2, 2004 Mike
Malloy on AAR weeknights
"An error does not become a mistake until you refuse
to correct it."
F. Kennedy, who never even met Bush, Attribution
"I don't make mistakes..."
for New Consensus on Middle East
'Can't we all just get along?" the Monkey asks
Bush called on Wednesday for an international
consensus in a new quest for peace
in the Middle East that he said must start with
Palestinian steps toward democracy.
"If all parties will apply effort, if all nations
who are concerned about this issue will apply
good will, this conflict will end and peace will
be achieved, and the time for that effort and
the time for that good will is now," said the most
prolific murderer of the last few years.
Bush was met during his visit to Ottawa and
Halifax by protesters who held signs accusing him
of being a war criminal. Near the site of his Halifax
speech, one protester held a sign comparing
Bush to the Nazis; another suggested bombing Texas
since it too had oil. But other residents waved
at police-escorted convoys and one held a sign
"I realize, and many Americans realize, that it's
not always easy to sleep next to the elephant,"
Bush said, proving to Canada that he's just as
stupid as everyone says he is.
Subject: War criminals
There are war criminals in the White House.
They have sold out America and everyone in
Now they are going to bankrupt the place so
that the vast majority
can't get out and will have to stay and become
serfs in the Monkey's Empire.
sending more troops to Iraq
Have you received your draft notice yet?
The Pentagon is sending elements of the 82nd
Airborne Division from Fort Bragg, N.C.,
to Iraq to bolster security in advance of Iraq's
election, scheduled for late January, an Army
official said Wednesday. In addition, at
least two Army brigades now operating in northern Iraq
will have their tours extended by about two months,
until after the election, the official said.
America, you voted for more war, right?
That's what Bush, Kerry and the networks tell us.
Please click on our advertisers
Subject: U2 and Bono
Another thing, when AR from Dublin said,
> "He never spoke up when the British troops
in Northern Ireland carried out equally appalling acts."
What did he think the song "Sunday,
Bloody Sunday" was about?
That's why I don't get into those religio-crazy wars.
Life's too f-ing short, and then you f-ing die.
Dying to defend your country I can almost understand.
Dying to defend a book your parents liked is religious insanity
"I do not understand so many people in this country
who are out there thinking,
"My air is poisoned and my job is gone and my son
is scattered all over Iraq, but all
those problems will take care of itself once
we set limits on Rosie O'Donnell's sex life."
Brokaw Says Goodbye, Chokes Up for 'Today' audience
Brokaw to retire and write books about the
greatness of Bush the Flyboy
Wednesday was Tom Brokaw's last day.
Thursday, he'll be replaced by Rush Limbaugh's
hero, Brian Williams.
I hate it that NBC has turned their news division
over to a ditto-monkey who craves the approval
of the vulgar Pigboy. Williams mentions Rush
often because he knows the bigger-than-the-Queen-Mary
ego of the vulgar Pigboy forces him to play the
Williams clip on his lil Nazi hate show the next day so he
can remind his 4 million sheep that he's an important
man in William's eyes.
Why not just give NBC News to Rush and Sludge?
Subject: photo of soldier
That cigarette is so obviously photo-shopped
into the image.
I'll bet the guy never smoked in his life:
Paul, I disagree, but that's cool.
I don't smoke tobacco ...what would be the point?
...but if I'd been shot at 50 times that day
lung cancer would be the last of my worries.
aide pans nasty Bush run
George W. Bush ran the most negative presidential
campaign in history, and the media never
covered the story, an aide to Sen. John Kerry's
campaign said last Monday at the journalism department.
"The Kerry campaign didn't act fast enough because
it wasn't cynical enough about the media [to think] that
controversy was more important than context," said
Trbovich, who has reported for UPI, the Detroit Free Press
and The Boston Phoenix, among other news organizations. "I
think [Bush strategist Karl] Rove is appropriately
cynical about the quality -- or lack of it -- in
the American media these days," he said."
I offered to help you guys dozens of times, but you were too proud
to accept that help.
I could've run your campaign and we could've drowned Bush and Rove with
but you didn't want to win. You guys were too busy putting Kerry
in monkey suits to win.
The worst part?
Odds are our candidate in 2008 will have the same silly-ass excuse.
"We didn't know the other team was going to
play hard ball."
If you're tired of losing, next time accept my help.
Used with permission - please visit http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/
Subject: getting discouraged
Good God Man, how are we going to survive another
4 years of these psychotic,
god-fearing, war loving, death cult junkies???? Heaven
(if there is one) help us!
I thought you were being hard on Kerry and the
Democrats during the campaign
about being wimps and all. But Fuck, where
are the Democrats or Kerry or Edwards
or anybody, on all this voter fraud, intimidation,
I know the MSM is avoiding it, but you don't have
to dig very deep to find it.
All we hear about is all this soul searching,
and how we have to reach out to middle America,
Blah, Blah, Blah....fuck that, Kerry won this election,
people didn't wait in line for hours in Ohio
to vote for the status quo....they wanted change.
If we had some leadership on this, we would
be occupying D.C. right now, just like the Ukrainians.
I was thinking maybe they're working behind the
scenes, gathering the evidence, getting their ducks
in a row, but I beginning to think that's just
wishful thinking. What happened to "Mr. Swift Boat",
turn that boat around and attack!! (sunk, I guess).
Maybe Ashcroft spied on all the Democrats and
has some good blackmail material on them.
If we had a party that was willing to go toe-to-toe
with these facists, we wouldn't be in this mess.
I learned in grade school the only way to handle
a bully was to punch him right in the mouth, as hard as you can.
Maybe it's time to take a good look at the Green
party, I know everybody says that that's a wasted vote,
but what the fuck, if the Democrats don't change
and soon any vote for them will be a wasted vote.
How about we start the Bartcop party? We'll
nominate you for president.
Thanks and Keep Swinging
This biggest problem is the Democrats don't want to win.
If they had some desire to win, everything else would fall in line.
When we lose an election
(three in a row, now) that all the exit polls say we won,
the Democrats smile and congratulate
the winners and say, "Fair's fair - we'll do things
your way for a while."
"He confuses the right because he looks like a
red stater who ambled out
of his pickup and into the feed and gun store.
He is one of them."
Zerbisias, on why the right hates Michael Moore, Attribution
The best books by the best authors
Subject: bipartisanship is
The rethugs killed in when Ronzo the Ape man
Bipartisanship means Demcorats vote for what rethugs
do what rethugs say, and feel guilty for being
We need naked unashamed partisanship.
We need to do what Newtie the Frog and jackoff
boy Dole did to us.
Dude, I like your attitude, but I'm not sure what you said.
Please visit out sponsors
Mixed After Touching New Lows
With this Bush Monster, it's one new low after another
The dollar was narrowly mixed on Wednesday
after chalking up yet another record low
versus the euro and sliding to a 12-year trough
against a surging British pound.
The dollar drifted overnight to a new record
low of $1.3335 per euro, burdened by the
familiar concerns with the U.S. current account
gap and speculation that Washington
is happy to see a weaker dollar.
Happy to see a weaker dollar? I guess
that makes sense.
With Bush, up is down, war is good, progress is
bad - and we elected this guy?
by Gene Lyons Wednesday,
December 1, 2004
In the real NFL, stadium security would have
to answer for letting a groupie into the
locker room. Or maybe the bimbo was supposed to
be a team owner's trophy wife.
As in porn films, characterization was vestigial.
Blonde, towel, locker room, wide
receiver - in short, a degrading sexist fantasy
with racial overtones.
But this is 2004, so the task of helping promote
ABC's stunt fell mainly to televangelists
and public scolds on the Republican right. Former
NFL color man Rush Limbaugh
pronounced himself shocked. "I mean, there are
some guys with their kids that sit down
to watch ' Monday Night Football, '" the thrice-divorced,
pill-popping moralist announced.
Subject: You need a tip jar
Bart, put a pic of a nearly full tip jar in
your page and link it
to paypal so ppl can throw in a few coins on a
daily basis :)
to leave a tip
in Washington Ignore Pot's Benefits
by Joe Conason
Despite copious evidence that pot has helped
to ameliorate the lives of thousands of patients
suffering from cancer and AIDS - and despite burgeoning
voter support for legal reform - Washington
officialdom persists in its lethal devotion to
prohibition. Even when a blameless woman comes before
them to plead for her life, the constituted authorities
seem unable to think beyond a law, more than
three decades old, that has long since been superseded
by science and common sense.
What is most remarkable about this problem is
how impervious our politicians (and most of our judges)
are to human compassion and scientific data. To
enforce marijuana prohibition, they would willingly
endanger the health and lives of innocent citizens
- and even cast aside principles they profess to hold deeply.
Messrs. Ashcroft and Hutchinson are devout Christians
of a fundamentalist stripe. Both claim to be "pro-life,"
but they see no contradiction in depriving Ms.
Raich and many other patients of the substance that keeps
them alive. Both claim to promote "family values," but
they are determined to destroy any family with a
member who needs this drug. Both would insist on "states'
rights" as a cornerstone of constitutional law,
but they won't allow any state to experiment with
a bunny" t-shirts and Chinaco mugs
They make great Christmas gifts!
Subject: BCR Show 60
In my opinion, your best ever!
I like just plain ole Bart and his opinions...almost
all of which make a tremendous
amount of sense. Show 60 had a lot
of "just plain ole Bart" and I appreciated that;
especially your opinion on Randi's support of Kerry
At the time, I would read your site and agree
completely with everything you said
regarding Kerry's terrible campaign and his many
gaffe's. Then I would listen to Randi and she
would tell me that we were going to win in a landslide,
and because that is what I wanted to hear
I would halfway believe her. Your right too,
in that now she is stuck with that ...which is sad
because I don't think Randi is wrong too often,
and this was the biggest one ever to be wrong about.
Anyway, loved show 60; you seemed to pick the
just right amount of clips, which aIso enjoy.
Thanks for being here; we need you more than ever
(and I think you know that).
Desert Hot Springs CA
Penny, thanks for that.
You're the second person to write with an opinion of BCR 60.
Click Here to
get the latest BartCop Radio Shows
on seven CDs delivered for
That pays postage for 2 Priority packages
and cuts out the personal visit to the sleepy Post Office
BCR 59 triple
BCR 60 double
Click Here to
send your review of Show
Subject: love ya but you're
wrong this time
> --I'm not certain she won't disappoint us the same
way Gore and Kerry did,
> --but you're asking her to make her move NOW, and now
is not the right time.
WRONG. Now IS the right time. Dems waiting around
for the 'right time' is what got us
into this mess in the first place, just like the
party putting wimps like Harry Reid into leadership
positions (the only one worse would have been Lieberman)
We need loud leadership yesterday, and if Hillary's
the one to provide it then she needs to get
off the pot and do it. You didn't see Gingrich
waiting around to hang Bill because it wasn't the 'right time'.
We can't give a single inch to these monkeys.
The time of turning the other cheek is past.
John, we're probably talking about the same thing.
Like it or not, it's 47 months till the next presidential election.
Yes, it's time for all Democrats to oppose Bush's fascist bastard nominees,
but Hillary has no claim to the Democratic leadership position - yet.
Isn't it accepted wisdom that Dean peaked too soon?
Oscar favorite? It's anyone's guess
Michael Moore may have become a victim of his
own hubris by not permitting this movie
to be entered in the documentary category. "The
feeling in Hollywood is that it lost
the election and it's time to move on," says
Tom O'Neil of awards handicapping site goldderby.com.
If this guy can be trusted to put into print what he meant to say, Michael
Moore lost this election for Kerry?
What, people rewarded the Monkey for being a stupid and deadly crook?
...and why would you look to election results to determine if a film
was the year's best?
soldier body count in Iraq
"Fallujah is going to be right up there among
the most successful battles in Iraq.
It's where the rubber meets the road. That is where
our heroes did their best.''
Maj. Tom Davis, 45, of St. Cloud, Minn.
1235, 1244, 1252,
1255, dead heroes so far.
Toll in Iraq Nears Record
According to David Hackworth,
Rumsfeld is so tired of signing
Killed In Action letters ...he
now has a machine sign his name.
Marine Cpl. Kirk Bosselmann, 21, died for stolen
"I've been mortared, ambushed, car bombed and rocketed.
I don't take it personally.
All it takes is one Iraqi adult to thank me
and my men and it makes our day."
--Lieutenant Bryan Suits, who
has been in Iraq too long, Attribution
So, we have 1255 dead
soldiers, but as long as one Iraqi says, "Thanks," we're
I think the lieutenant needs some time back in
West Wing - Jimmy Smits vs Alan Alda to replace my good
friend Martin Sheen.
Did NBC order Sheen fired for
being right about Bush's bungled war?
On last night's West Wing, Bartlet had a small MS "attack."
In the previews for next week, he says, "I can't
move" and they show him on a stretcher.
Are we losing Martin Sheen to the BFEE's grip on the networks?
Can you opposed Bush and keep your job in America?
"I went to work today and people were talking about
the (upcoming) elections.
They were saying they are afraid to vote because
the polling centres could be bombed.
We are feeling helpless. Yesterday three men
were killed in our street in front of everyone
and in the middle of the day. No one dared
to interfere. The bodies were left lying in the
street covered with blood. We didn't know who
they were or why they were murdered.
Our neighbour called the ambulance but they
said it wasn't safe so they didn't come."
Imad, on the BBC's Iraq Log, Attribution
This is the atmosphere in which America's idiot
will hold elections?
It reminds me of my first club - The Hard
It was a biker bar before I bought it, so the regulars
were tougher than some.
I put up a sign that said, "No
colors, no weapons, no bandanas."
They set the sign on fire.
In Iraq, they're going to show their displeasure
with the 380 tons of C4 they got
when Bush had our soldiers guarding his stolen
oil fields instead of the 380 tons.
Our Democratic leaders need to quit playing
ostrich and get their heads out of the sand.
There should be no bi-partisanship involved here.
The Republicans don't care what we think anyhow,
so don't waste valuable energy trying
to show you want to be "buddies" with someone who
wishes we would all drop dead.
The only way to beat these guys is to stand
up for what we believe, never falter
and go down swinging if we have to.
That reminds me of the tearful hug Daschle got from Bush after his
What did that get him?
The senate majority leader Bill Frist (R-Cat Killer) broke a century
of tradition to go to
South Dakota so he could call Daschle an liberal obstructionist who was
helping bin Laden.
See what playing footsies with these bastards got Daschle?
But the worst part is our party is too stupid to learn from their
They'll line up to kiss Bush's ass and lose their jobs, too.
Somebody remind me - how'd I get in a party of wimps, tossers and
Catching something fatal as a kid's gotta suck.
Tops Dictionary's Words of the Year
...and only one person in twenty knows what that means
mother screams at Peterson
"She wanted to be a mother. That was taken away from her."
for Robert Blake's Trial
Did they hold this trial so as not to compete
with Scott Peterson?
Yankee's Giambi testified he used steroids
No wonder they win so much - baseball's richest team cheats?
Join the Lynch Mob for 'Arrogant' Rumsfeld
...almost anybody but Rumsfeld, whose performance
has not always matched his swagger.
His failure to install enough troops on the ground
after last year's invasion of Iraq has upset
American generals and alienated supporters of the
"I am allergic to Rumsfeld," said Ralph Peters, a
former lieutenant-colonel and robust media
champion of the war on terror. "We did a great
thing in Iraq, but we did it very badly.
"He is an extremely talented man but he has the tragic
flaw of hubris.
His arrogance is unbearable. My friends in uniform
just hate him."
What is with you and the Bush's benefiting
from Iraqi oil?
I think sacrificing soldiers to steal oil is
wrong - don't you?
Bush doesn't get any oil.
You mean he invaded Iraq, pumped that oil out
and lost it?
He's stupid, but he's not that stupid
Where do you think they put it?
Who do they sell it to that never says they
got it from the mythical BFEE?
The first thing Halliburton did was to build
a pipeline to Kuwait.
Remember the early days of the war, when the entire
country was being looted?
And there were riots everywhere but you never saw
any of our soldiers trying to stop them?
Our soldiers were busy guarding the building of
the pipeline to Kuwait.
Kuwait owes the BFEE a favor - remember The Gulf
War that Bush 41 started?
They're selling that oil for the Bush family.
You really are a total stupid ass.
OK, I'm a stupid ass and Bush is stealing $100 million dollars a day.
Iraq pumps 2 million barrels a day - do the math.
Let's say you don't mind Bush stealing Iraq oil - what about the soldiers?
We're losing an average of 5 soldiers a day - you OK with that?
What do we get in return for those five dead soldiers every day?
We get nothing, but Bush gets $100,000,000 every
...and you're OK with that?
This is the best of the best of the best.
The 9 CDs that changed comedy from
"My wife's cooking is so bad," to
talking crack pipes.
It makes a great Christmas present for anyone who's cool.
Click to Order
Use this portal
and they'll send bartcop.com
four cents from each dollar.
Tyme Hosting is owned by Marc
Perkel, who first put Bartcop
on the Internet back in 1996 and
Bartcop online today. Marc hosts several
other political sites including American
Politics Journal, Political
News Channel, and interesting sites
like the Church
of Reality - a religion based on
believing in everything that is real.
Our motto for this year is - "No
Anti-Bush Site Left Behind".
So - if you have an anti-bush site
and you are
choking on hosting fees or dealing with
threats - let us know and we'll help
keep you online.
We also have that strongest server
side spam filtering on the planet.
Check out Marx
Mail for info on how you can
have a Spam
Free Email Account.
Perkel's new Church
If it's Real - we believe in it!
here to join the Church of Reality mailing list.
Read the Previous
It had everything.
Copyright © 2004,
To hear the radio shows, you must have a login and password.
Click Here to
subscribe and get your login and password.
BCR Show #60
This Bart-produced show has, I think, no cursing at all.
That wasn't by design, I don't intend to curse or stay clean,
it just depends on the subject and my mood at recording time.
Oddly, #60 is
split in just two sections, but it's a full show.
Click Here to listen to
Part 1 of Show 60
Click Here to download Part
1 of Show 60
70 minutes of Randi, religion, Little Rock, SNL and Cazadores
Click Here to listen to
Part 2 of Show 60
Click Here to download Part
2 of Show 60
52 minutes on the Big Dig, a free trip 4
U, Big Dog, Wanda & more
Here for the radio archives
Manson of Garbage
Shrl, call The BartPhone,
just to say "Hi!"
Plus, leave an e-mail address and I'll make you a BartCop Member - for
You can call the Bart-Phone at 918-748-1714
That would be really cool, and we'll catch you in Vegas at The Joint on
your next American tour.
bartcop.com and BartCop are trademarks of attempts at