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Tuesday Dec 28, 2004 ................................................................Marc
Perkel on Mike Malloy on AAR Wed,
"The president, his War Cabinet, and the neocon punditocracy
sold us on this war by implying
Saddam was implicated in 9/11, that he had
a vast arsenal of chemical and biological weapons,
that he was working on an atom bomb, that he
would transfer his terror weapons to al-Qaeda.
We had to invade, destroy, and disarm his axis-of-evil
regime. Only thus could we be secure.
None of this was true."
--Pat Buchanan, "'Staying the
Course' Won't Do" Attribution
25 Die in
String of Iraq Insurgent Attacks
But Bush and the networks say Iraq is a "great success"
With car bombs, assassinations and raids on police
stations, insurgents killed at least 25 people,
including Iraqi policemen and a deputy governor,
across the volatile Sunni Triangle on Tuesday,
and a militant group claimed it executed eight
Iraqi employees of an American security company.
The string of attacks -- including one in which
12 policemen's throats were slit in their station --
were the latest by the insurgency targeting Iraqis
working with the American military or the
U.S.-backed government ahead of the Jan. 30 national
Gen. Jeff Hammond of the 1st Cavalry Division
that "controls" Baghdad, said attacks by
insurgents are expected to escalate further in
the run-up to the ballot.
The attacks by insurgents have been increasing since we invaded Iraq
for no reason.
These attacks will continue as long as we occupy the oil-rich lands they
Refuses Interview Over Vote
Crooked Ohio Sec of State needs to hide from the truth
Ohio's secretary of state, (and Ohio Bush Campaign
Chairman) who declared The Monkey
the official winner in Ohio, is seeking a court
order to keep himself from being interviewed
as part of a court challenge of the Nov. 2 vote.
Attorney General Jim Petro, representing Blackwell,
said the voters "are not trying to actually
contest the presidential election but are merely
using this litigation to cast public doubt on the
voting system of the State of Ohio without a shred
of evidence." .
They keep saying Bush has won the hearts of the voters, but then they
refuse to let us verify that.
Bush can only win elections if nobody pays attention to the voting proceedures?
"What the US-installed government in Iraq is doing
is undermining democracy,
and basically stating that while they wish
to have democracy in their country,
they have no faith in the power that democracy
is supposed to achieve. They
fear that extremists will use democracy to
undermine democracy. It's the single
greatest fatal flaw of those who advocate democracy."
--Ray Hanania, "Killing Democracy
by Curbing Its Basic Rights" Attribution
Bush is going to free Iraq even if he has to kill all 25 million of
them to do it.
Subject: the crucifix in urine
I think the artist was saying that our society
has 'pissed' on Christ's teachings
and everything he stood for, like peace, love,
forgiveness, compassion, acceptance.
and that in the end, he died for nothing.
I say that's a damn stupid way for an idiot artist
to make a point.
That "artist" needs to go back to painting garages.
"I personally think it was not worth it, in the sense
that we have paid a high price in blood.
And it's increasing. You cannot underestimate
the suffering that this has already produced
to tens of thousands of American families.
Now, that is simply not worth the price of removing
Saddam, because we were containing him."
--Zbigniew Brzezinski, Carter's national
security adviser, on Bush's quagmire, Attribution
Carlin Enters Rehab
"I'm going into rehab because I use too much wine and
Vicodin," Carlin said.
"No one told me I needed this. I recognized the problem
and took the step myself."
"My levels of use are nowhere near the worst you hear
about these days. I could easily
have continued functioning at a good level for
a while, but my use would have progressed."
Gee George, I don't know. When you're onstage
in Vegas and you tell
your paying customers:
"People who go to Las Vegas, you've got to question
their fucking intellect - traveling hundreds
and thousands of miles to essentially give
your money to a large corporation is kind of fucking moronic.
That's why what I'm always getting here is
these kind of fucking people with very limited intellects."
But George, you said that to people who paid
to see you.
Are George Carlin fans necessarily "fucking
moronic" or was that the Vicodin
To be a Carlin fan, must you have a "very
limited intellect?" or was that the wine talking?
I hope George has a successful rehab.
Subject: Debate: good dog soldier,
bad dog soldier!
Get back to doing what you do so well, which is
to ridicule and expose the far right and their
fundamentalist minions for the fools and evildoers
they are. Forget about the soldier thing.
It's an unwinnable debate.
You're probably right, because I'm not changing
my mind and if they don't - we have an impasse.
Clarification: If somebody says something
that makes sense, I could change my mind.
You can have heroes in bad causes (Iraq), and
boneheads in good ones (perhaps Afghanistan)
and vice versa. But mostly you've got young men
duped into fighting other people's battles.
Your Canadian Friend
I think anyone wearing
the uniform is a hero, (unless evidence suggests they're not) not just the
One of the highlights of Demo-Con 2004 was when
Clinton told the Kerry story that ended with,
"...and John Kerry said, 'Send me.' "
Every person with a uniform is saying "Send
me - I agree to leave the comfort and safety of
my home and my wife & kids to spend a year
in the desert without sex or good tequila
- to get shot at and maybe lose an arm, a leg
or my life, but I feel it's my duty."
For that we call them "saps?"
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Senators May Back Filibuster Limits
Amid talk about a renewal of bipartisanship in
the new Congress that convenes next week,
two new Republican senators said Sunday that they
could support a rule change to short-circuit
opposition to Godly Bush's judicial nominees -
a move that one incoming Senate Democrat
warned would spark "a bloody fight." (Who
is he kidding? The Democrats? Fight back?)
The exchange among the three newly elected senators
on CBS' "Face the Nation" reflected a sense
among many Republicans that they should flex their
muscle in the 109th Congress, with the party's
expanded majorities in the Senate and House, even
as Democrats were debating among themselves
when to work with the administration and when to
Sen.-elect John Thune (R-S.D.) said he wanted
to put an end to the Democratic tactic of filibustering
high-profile judicial nominees - which involves
essentially talking the nominations to death without
allowing an up or down confirmation vote.
"Filibustering high-profile judicial nominees" isn't
a Democratic tactic.
It's a tactic the minority uses.
Thane should have the brains (or honesty) to
Subject: the real press
I care Bart.
I'm as old and tired as you.
Just this morning I was asking myself the same
questions. I watched CBS Up To The Minute
as they were showing the Year In Review. I was
thinking how different this year could have been
had the "Liberal Press" actually been there to
expose the truth, hound Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld etc..
(and not just be puppets pretending to see the
I too remember a time when the idea of a FREE
press meant something and could help in assuring a true democracy.
It is very frustrating. My only salvation comes
in knowing that there are places to turn.
Places like Bartcop and Consortium News and AAR
Radio. And people like Greg Palast
and Joe Conason and my good friend Barry Crimmins.
Unfortunately the majority of the masses get their
misinformation from the nightly news outlets and the liars
at FOX, MSNBC and CNN so the truth is limited to
those who question the lies and the monkeys who repeat them.
As for me, I keep spreading the names of web-sites
to everyone who will listen.
Hoping that they will check just one of them out
and maybe have the seed of doubt sown.
Take care and keep swinging for the good fight.
"Live for the Future - Fight For The Now And Let The
Truth Be Your Shield"
Montgomery Burns releases the flying monkeys to try to stop Marc Perkel
being on Mike
Malloy's show tomorrow night - they will not succeed.
Want to meet in the chat room and listen to Marc on Malloy?
I believe Marc's segment starts at 11PM Eastern, 8PM Pacific.
"'Jesus died on the cross and 'someone has to take
a stand' for him."
Buckingham, explaining why the super-rich need more tax cuts Attribution
Yushchenko, George Bush and the 'Independent' Ukraine
Bush Administration spent more than $65 million
in the past 2 years to help Yushchenko.
Yushchenko's wife is a US citizen, and worked for
Reagan and Bush I
We've got the best books by the best authors.
has big donations pouring in
His owners are spending lavishly to buy the emporer some clothes
Soldiers will dance, some with both legs, at
Bush's second inauguration, a record
$40 million-plus celebration for "a nation at war" financed
by some of the same
big donors who bankrolled Bush's re-election campaign.
The president's private inaugural committee, calling
on corporate and individual donors
to contribute as much as $250,000 apiece, has struck
a military-minded theme for a
three-day series of events leading to the swearing-in
on Jan. 20.
"Celebrating Freedom, Honoring Service" is the slogan
for a festival that will start with
a ceremony at an indoor Washington arena "saluting
those who serve," and close with
a collection of nine formal balls. The dances will
include a Commander-in-Chief Ball open,
admission free, to invited members
of the military.
The American whore press continues to spin this
fairy tale for the easily led.
Bush, our chosen-by-God fearless leader, wants
this to be all about the soldiers,
some of which will get to go for free if they
get an invitation.
I guess if you
know the right people and if you
agree to sign the loyalty pledge,
they'll allow you to bask in Bush's glory for a few hours at this $40M
Meanwhile, the country continues down its bloody and destructive path.
"I'm over here fighting a war basically for oil.
I'm here fighting a war for money.
It was really disappointing. It would be one
thing if we were fighting for people's
freedom, but it's their culture How would it
make us feel if someone came over
here and told us we shouldn't be living this
--Santa Fe Reservist Makayla
Watts , on serving in Iraq, Attribution
Yet he probably voted for Bush, proudly, and would vote for him again
if he could.
Subject: Chimp unimpressed by
We complain the U.S. didn't warn people of impending
However, we are too stupid to see our own disaster.
We have a monkey inserted by lunatics who has
murdered 100,000 innocent civilians in Iraq,
illegally torturing anyone one that "looks wrong",
all in the name of the twin towers (which killed 3000,
had nothing to do with Iraq, and is long gone,
monkey kills average 5000 per month).
The hero of the Repuke party is insane.
Monkey killed way more than that tsunami, along
with bankrupting and destroying America.
Ukraine has the balls to get a revote from a stolen
election, America, where are you?
Freeus, it's my guess that people are waiting for a leader to lead them.
There are no leaders left in the Democratic Party - so where should we
"I started shaking. I was throwing up. I couldn't
breathe. That's when I knew
something was wrong. My body had never reacted
to any kind of circumstance
that way. I can't even be around people in
large crowds. I'm constantly looking
over my shoulder. I think, 'I'm going to die.
Someone is going to be shooting at me.'
I'm in my car, and I'll see something on the
road and think it might be an explosive
and try to dodge it. I could cause a wreck.
I could harm innocent people."
--Santa Fe Reservist Makayla
Watts, back from Iraq, diagnosed with PTSD Attribution
Injured in Tidal Wave
Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova, who appeared
on the cover of 2003 Sports Illustrated
swimsuit issue, was injured and her photographer
boyfriend is missing after the pair were
caught up in the Asian tsunami disaster, a spokeswoman
for the boyfriend said Tuesday.
Nemcova and British photographer Simon Atlee had
been vacationing in the resort of Phuket
when the waves swept over them. "She is in
hospital and he is missing. We don't have any
further information than that at the moment," said
Atlee's agent, Eve Stoner
The Sun newspaper reported Tuesday that Nemcova
clung to a tree for eight hours as the
water swirled around her. It said she suffered
a shattered hip and internal injuries.
saw it on freewayblogger.com
"The 'fat in the fire' is not Bush's; it's ours.
It's our kids who are killing and dying
on this fool's errand. It's our nation's once-good
name that is being sundered.
. And it's our duty to turn this rudderless beast
around - to do everything in our power
to slap our country back to its senses, step
back to our proper place in the world,
ask for help from our former friends and get
our kids the hell out of there."
--Mike Farrell, "Bring
'Em Home" Attribution
Subject: a tip for you
Keep hammering, Bart!
I can't believe TIME Magazine overlooked you for "Person
of the Year!"
Maybe they meant GWB was "Poison of the Year?"
Alan B in Cheshire, CT!
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It will be a bleak and painful year for Americans
at home and our ship of state around the world is terribly off-course.
The insurrection in Iraq will continue and pacification
will be increasingly difficult for our overstretched, overexposed
and inadequately equipped occupation forces. The
attack on the dining hall at the U.S. base in Mosul underscores
the vulnerability of all our forces.
Elections in Iraq will proceed on schedule, regardless
of what the Iraqi people want. George W. Bush wants the
elections and his is the only voice that matters.
Voting will be marked by violence and widespread
confusion. Vast regions of the country and large segments of
the population will be unable to vote. Others will
simply refuse to participate in such a contrived exercise in the
American-imposed civics lesson.
George W. Bush will declare the elections a great
victory and proof that his experiment in planting seeds of
democracy will blossom throughout the Middle East
-- except in Saudi Arabia, but that's a personal, family matter.
Subject: yesterday's Lark
and the zoo
I wonder if the creationists have ever spent an
afternoon at the zoo?
I was at the Toledo, Ohio zoo one day a couple
of years ago and there was some
sort of christian rally going on in the outdoor
theatre and I spotted a guy with a t-shirt
that said something like: "None of my uncles are
I told him to take a walk past the monkey cage
and report back.
Like a godly man that I'm sure that he was, he
told me to go fuck myself.
"Imagine no religion."
-- John Lennon
Subject: I believe in ghosts
but this was physics
I've run into ghosts, but it just makes sense
that heating and cooling relative to humidity
would make the bricks pop. Especially this time
of year. The heats on. The air is dry.
Bricks soak up moisture, and release it. The
changes in temp and humidity cause the
bricks to expand/contract and pop. This stuff
happens in the ground all the time,
but under huge pressure, so there's no pop.
Stew, do you really believe in ghosts?
I'd believe in UFOs before I believed the dead can talk or go "bump" in
One reason that was so strange is that I'm 51 and I've lived in brick
houses most of my life
Bricks aren't supposed to pop so loud that you stop speaking in mid-sentence.
soldier body count in Iraq
1306, 1321, 1324,
1326, dead heroes under Bush
Bush and his friends are getting rich off
That bothers me, but the troops
and their families don't seem to mind.
in USA saw tsunami coming
Minutes after a massive earthquake rocked the
Indian Ocean on Sunday, international ocean
monitors knew that a tsunami would likely follow.
But they didn't know whom to tell.
"We put out a bulletin within 20 minutes, technically
as fast as we could do it," says Jeff LaDouce
of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
LaDouce says e-mails were dispatched
to Indonesian officials, but he doesn't know what
happened to the information..
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Are you of the opinion that those who oppose the
US and Iraqi forces in Iraq are not terrorists?
Do you fancy them freedom fighters?
My guess is more are terrorists than freedom fighters.
Bush has created a playground for terrorists -
they flock to Iraq to kill Americans.
Tell me, if America was invaded, and Bush was arrested
and his daughters were hunted down
and their mutilated corpses displayed on TV - wouldn't
it be my duty and your duty to resist them?
We already won the war. The war ended. The suffering
is being caused by terrorists.
Iraq was relatively peaceful until Bush got his
We had several good reasons to invade and they
were spelled out in speeches and elucidated
by the UN and not a single UN resolution was followed.
Wow, you need to hallucinate slower.
If we invaded for "good reasons," why do they
The UN begged Bush NOT to invade, to give the
weapons inspectors more time.
But Bush said we couldn't because Saddam was ready
to launch and take out the East Coast.
Bush had his good puppy media pumping up this
senseless war and holding war rallies and
what do we have to show for it - besides 1325 dead
Everyone in Iraq knows we are there to rebuild
their country. I ask you mr troop supporter
What a ridiculous statement.
When will people learn you can't use "all" and "every" in
wild-ass statements like you just made?
Iraq needs rebuilding because we destroyed it "saving
America" from Saddam's "imminent launch."
---- why do you act as if we are in the wrong
when some Baathist nutsack decides to blow up
our soldiers, Iraqi soldiers, or civilians while
we attempt to rebuild the sorry mess that Saddam
made of the place while misallocatring billions
of oil for food dollars and allowing his people to starve?
We're in Iraq so Bush can steal their oil.
Iraq pumps 2 million barrels a day times $45 a barrel.
That means Bush is stealing $90 million every day of every week.
That's almost $2,700,000,000 every month times twenty months.
That's roughly 54
billion dollars, and there's no end in sight.
Stop pretending Bush threw away 1300 soldier's lives to help the poor
He did it to steal the $54 billion and countries with a free press know
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