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Wed-Thurs Jan 26-27, 2005 Mike
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"Yea, I think that came from O'Reilly. It wasn't
true...I'm an American
and I love it here and I'm not leaving because
of some barking dog on T.V."
--Robert Redford, (D-Balls)
asked if he said that he was going to Ireland if Bush won, Attribution
Call Rice a Liar
One Senate Democrat called KillaSleazy Rice a
liar Tuesday and others said
she was an apologist for Bush's failures, but she
remained on track for confirmation
as secretary of state because talking isn't enough
to keep her from the office.
Declaring "history is calling us," Rice took over
Thursday as America's 66th secretary
of state to confront an agenda laden with difficult
and explosive foreign policy problems.
Democrats had no problem confirming the war-mongering liar because they
the wrath of Bush and Rove more than they love their country. No matter
soldiers die for their lies, the gelding Democrats refuse to hold them
"If we are not diligent and firm, there will be parts
of the world that become pockets
for terrorists to find safe haven and to train.
And we have a duty to disrupt that."
--Dubya, on the news that his war in Iraq
created a training ground for terrorists, Attribution
But Monkey, if it hadn't been for your war hardon
and your insatiable oil lust, Saddam would
still be in handling that wild-ass part of the
world and 1420 American soldiers would still be alive.
Iraq was terrorist-free until YOU invited every
religious handjob in the world to "Bring it
Jeez, ...and they impeached Clinton for getting
Think what they would've done to him if his stupidity
got 1430 soldiers killed. When Bush the Smarter
got 18 men killed in Somalia, it became the rallying
cry for "liberal stupidity," but now that The Monkey
has gotten 1430 men killed, the networks hail Bush
as "a military war hero" while the 1430 families
offer to sacrifice their remaining kids for Bush's
folly - why?
How does that make any sense?
Die on Deadliest Day in Iraq
37 more victims of Bush's insatiable oil greed
A helicopter crashed in a desert sandstorm Wednesday,
killing the 30 Marines and one sailor aboard.
Six other troops died in insurgent ambushes in
the deadliest day for Americans since Bush's war began.
The deadliest day for American troops during the
initial invasion of Iraq was March 23, 2003, when 26
Americans were killed in a number of separate incidents.
Bush declared major combat over on May 1, 2003,
but fighting has continued and
the casualties have spun wildly out of control on a daily basis since then.
So another 37 familes have been destroyed by Bush's unnecessary war
Will the military families ever say, "Enough -
when does it end?"
Or will they continue to send their kids into the meat grinder for Halliburton
and the BFEE?
by a woman who knows how to sell herself
I'm herewith resigning as a member of the liberal
media elite. I'm joining up with the conservative media elite.
They get paid better. First comes news that Armstrong
Williams got nearly a quarter of a million from the
Education Department to plug No Child Left
Behind. The families of soldiers killed in Iraq get a paltry $12,000.
But good publicity? Priceless."
Subject: Does Mo Do read bartcop.com?
In that column, Maureen Dowd referred to Alberto
Gonzales as Torture Boy.
Bartcop was the only site I'd seen that term used
Subject: BCR Show 63 link
I'm probably the 4132nd person to let you know
this, but the link(s) for show 63 all have show 62 attached.
Your Loyal Minion and the Person Who Got Tally
Into the Bartcop Camp,
Skip, actually, you're the first person to mention that.
At times like this, and getting only 2-3 comments
per radio show from the dozens of
subscribers makes me wonder sometimes if anybody is taking the time to
listen to them.
a la Bush Quotes
"In a darkened hall, candidates for Iraq's main Shia
party sit listening to a turbaned cleric speaking
into a microphone. They are being told how
to campaign for the election without getting killed.
The instructions are simple - avoid public
places and do not reveal your identity, the cleric advised.
Most candidates should stay at home as much
as possible, he added."
--Jack Fairweather, explaining
Bush's vision for the Middle East Attribution
"I will not be voting because it is a useless charade.
Any clever person can see that
this war and its expenditures would lead to
a government that opposes the Americans.ä
--Salah Abrahim , who lives in the district
of Baghdad populated primarily by Shia Muslims, Attribution
"Who are these people? Where do they come from?
Put yourself in my place, who would you vote
--Yusrah Naif, a 52-year-old Shiite in Baghdad, Attribution
"I have no idea who these people are. We are all
religious in Iraq but we want an honest,
educated leader, not someone crying about what
happened 2,000 years ago."
--Adil Guzzaz, 47, a Shiite who doesn't know any of
the Iraqi candidates, Attribution
These elections are a worse sham than the ones that elected Bush in
How the hell are they supposed to vote for a candidate who won't reveal
Of course, the networks, the Republicans and even the Democrats are
all for this.
They think voting for candidates nobody knows is the cornerstone of democracy.
The good news?
This never-ending handjob will only cost $600 billion and 3000-8000 American
By the way, how old is your son?
Subject: letter to the New York
I had to laugh at the headline of today's WASHINGTON
MEMO by Elizabeth Bumiller.
"Communicator in Chief Keeps the Focus on Iraq Positive".
The amusing idea of Bush
the stage-managed reader as a "communicator" aside
we have yet another example of
the NY Times' pandering to the Bush administration's
tactics and agenda.
Here are a few more administration descriptors
for your reality:
"Reflections of Ghandi - America's peace maker Don Rumsfeld's
"Condi's choice - Humble servant brings nations together"
"St. Dick - Transparent man of the people - Would give
you the shirt off his back."
And finally "The truth at any cost - Paper
of Record doggedly maintains
journalistic integrity with its in-depth reporting."
The headline I would really like to see? "Judith
Miller, Elizabeth Bumiller and 12 others
fired for blatant shilling for Bush Administration." would
be a good start.
If you're into
lung cancer, smoke what Ronnie smokes - Chesterfields.
A Good Friend
has Left Us
by The Amazing Randi
John was generous, kind, and caring. The
James Randi Education Foundation several checks ÷ 6-figure
checks ÷ from this prince, because he
really believed in what we were doing, he followed our web page
closely, and he would call every now and then with
comments and suggestions for subjects he believed to
be important. The phone will never again give me
the delight of hearing his voice, and that is the burden
I will have to live with. I will miss him more
than I can say.
saw it on blackcommentator.com
Who makes the worst Secretary of State? Is it
better to have a smooth talking good cop
who is still a snake, or a very frightening lover
of the Bush doctrine who is utterly incompetent?
Condoleezza Rice, Dr. Condoleezza Rice, is multi-lingual,
a former provost of a major university,
a figure skating champion and a classical pianist.
Her bio is clearly that of a very intelligent individual,
but the old adage warning against judging books
by the cover must be heeded in her case.
I've been reading you for a while now.
You are not excusing torture or condoning it,
but you are saying "Never say never" about it.
Unintended consequences or unforeseen circumstances
could make torturers of us all if,
at some level, we decided that at the moment the
ends justified the means.
Never say never.
Ted, well put.
50 Most Loathsome people of 2004
After reading AnnThrax Coulter's description,
I wanted to see the rest of the list,
so I went to the link you provided, but it pointed
to a different article.
So, I went to see if I could hunt it down on the
internet, and I did.
If you don't have the original link, and others
would like to see it, here it is:
Take care and keep swinging the hammer!
Get your "Not
me!" wristbands right here!
We've got the right books by the right authors.
Subject: your editorial tactic
of intellectual censorship
At its most basic, Matt from Wisconsin has nailed
it. When I had written an observation
to you one time and you posted it, you lifted out
only the preliminary statements I had made
AND THEN responded to them without letting your
readership consider the subsequent text
that defined EXACTLY what I was saying. What
ended up happening is that you completely
changed the meaning of what I intended to relate.
To avoid that, you need to get to the point.
If it takes you 300 words to make your point, I can't print the letter
unless I edit it for length.
Utlimately, you made it seem that I was endorsing
something altogether different than what I had expressed.
I have no motive to do that.
If you're worried that somebody's writing is a
little long-winded, then I suggest that you
bluelink the ENTIRE text of what they wrote at
the end of your assessment of what they are saying.
THEN, if they choose to scan the entire statement,
your readers can make a more informed decision
about whether your response really does hold any
water against their perspective.
It's much easier to skip the long letters.
Lots of people know how to make a point without hundreds of superfluous
If anybody thinks they had a subject that was too hot for me to handle,
you always have the option of posting it in The
Forum. Dozens of people will see it there.
Lastly, I live for
a good debate.
It's crazy to suggest I have to change someone's letter to eek out a victory.
day of our founding
Bush's latest delusion by Molly Ivins
A substantial nit to pick with Bush's second
Inaugural Address and some questions about his theme.
"From the day of our founding, we have proclaimed that
every man and woman on this earth has rights,
and dignity, and matchless value, because they
bear the image of the maker of heaven and earth. Across
the generations we have proclaimed the imperative
of self-government, because no one is fit to be a master,
and no one deserves to be a slave."
Oh dear. It took us almost 100 years to get rid
of slavery right here in the Land of the Free, it took us
another 100 years to get rid of legal discrimination
based on race and gender, and how long it will take us
to achieve equal opportunity for all in this country
no one can say. At least we're working at it. Or we were.
Subject: Rumsfeld's SS
It seems they are not even trying to hide their
fascist yearnings any more!
Rumsfeld's SS department. Where have I heard those
Perhaps some Democratic Senator might remember.
Way back when I was young(er) we knew we were
better than the Red's because we had a free press
and elections that meant something. We also had
an economy that was the envy of the world. We also had
a modicum of respect. Sad how times have changed.
Really sad when playing the blame game won't mean much.
"I told you so" doesn't mean as much and
is not as satisfying when the world dies. I'm sorry doesn't help much either.
Sad to think too how tragedy could have been avoided
if the first "earth day" had really meant something and we were
well on our way to a clean/cheap energy society.
I would guess the house of bandir/bush would be leaner, and to some,
that would not be a good thing.
Keep hammering. Go for the drywall, not the studs,
they're crumbling from below.
It's always good to let light in, it's cleansing.
If you like James Patterson,
if you like Elmore Leonard,
you'll love James Patrick Hunt!
Bounty hunter Evan Maitland
was sent to bring in a lawyer charged with statutory rape
who also has a million dollars
of Jamaican drug money - and they want it back.
With assassins on all sides,
and only a determined policewoman to back him up,
Maitland has to play this
new game by his rules if he wants to stay alive.
No kidding! A really good excuse to get rid of
those things (don't buy new ones,
collect them from your house and ask your friends)!!
Send some in every package
to ALL units as they are really easy for the soldiers
to carry with them and give to
the local kids who love them.
These are better then small plastic toys which
will break easily when the American
bombs fall on the little kids house, or when troops
shoot the shit out of their car and
murder the child's parents in front of their little
Four years ago, when they were tapped by George
W. Bush for high-profile government positions,
Colin and Michael Powell radiated confidence, and
also gave Republicans a brash new look...
Now, in the wake of Michael's Jan. 21 announcement
that he, like his father, was stepping down
from public life, both men end disappointing tenures
with their reputations dented from their time
serving the Bush White House. Rather than overseeing
administration triumphs, the Powells became
associated with obvious policy and public relations
failures that left some people wondering what,
if anything, the men stood for."
"Iran is a center of world terror and makes every
effort to possess WMDs.
That is a danger to the Middle East, to Israel
and a danger to Europe.ä
Sharon's audition tape to join The Carlyle Group, Attribution
XM Radio to Merge?
The main advantage of such a union would be an
elimination of competitive bidding for costly content,
such as sports coverage and entertainment figures,
resulting in astronomically priced deals.
Marketing costs would also decrease.
The main problem mentioned is antitrust concerns.
It is not clear whether the Government would permit
The government will not be a problem.
Give Bush $1,000 and he'll let you do any damn
thing you want.
by Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
One of the most
No, it's too
important for you to just glance at an excerpt.
You should read every word that Parry writes.
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most
important site on the Internet.
Subject: Tally quoted on ministryoftruth.org
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"He's like E.F. Hutton. When he speaks, everybody
on Dick Cheney, Attribution
Well sure, if they don't listen, Cheney might have them murdered.
tell me - why do they all have to die?"
soldier body count in Iraq
1420, dead soldiers under Bush
They got 40 since
Are you happy with your president's
"We need to be patient"
--Killa Sleazy Rice, to Kerry at the hearings Attribution
"In the Fall of 1985, his cocaine and alcohol abuse
no longer a viable escape, George W. Bush
joined the Midland Men's Community Bible Study
Group. Here he would be introduced to daily
Bible readings and the emotional security found
through hugging other men, crying, and dogma.
To the surprise of few who knew him, George's
addictive personality was about to take control
of his ever-smaller brain yet again."
--Dom Stasi, "Religious Exploitation,
and the New American Creed", Attribution
is torture OK?
You fell into the Krauthammer trap on torture.
You say it's OK if you know for sure the suspect
is guilty and has information
that you can use to prevent something bad. This
is identical to the question,
"If you knew a particular person was going to murder
your wife in five
years, would you be justified in killing him now
to prevent it?"
Bart, how can anyone--even you--possibly know
for sure that someone is
guilty, that they have information you need to
save people, and they
will give it to you truthfully under torture?
Any time you allow an exception for something
like torture, it is a
"slippery slope" to where some monkey with no compassion
can think he
knows what you are trying to say, and expand the
list of people he
wants to torture. Yet, the reason we stopped
using torture is not that
it's immoral -- our interrogators stopped using
torture because the
information you get that way is so unreliable,
you're better off without it.
Russ, from the very beginning, I said there were two conditions: We'd
to know they were 100 percent guilty, and
please don't suggest that it's totally
impossible to catch someone "red-handed." The
second condition was timing,
so that throws out Krauthammer's five year scenario.
In BCR 66 there is an entire section on torture. I
got so many letters about this
and it would've taken too long to pound out an
answer on the keyboard so I
answered verbally. I address the "slippery
slop" and every other facet that came up.
Of course, nothing will be settled to everyone's
satisfaction, but I think people who would
sacrifice their loved ones "on principle" should
not be in a position to have that option.
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Bottom line, I fell into nothing, ...and Krauthammer
better watch out.
I would enjoy introducing my boot to his ass.
You have two minutes to record your message.
"Global warming is 'the second-largest hoax ever
on the American people, after the separation
of church and state.'"
-- Jim Inhofe, (R-Pissquik)
Chairman of the Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works, Attribution
Subject: living an illusion
As Uncle Tom is meant it would be more aptly applied
to the race hustlers who cast all blacks as being
That's an opinion that many Republicans have.
Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are "trouble-making
who don't realize that racism is a thing of the
There is no empirical evidence to race bait Republicans.
How about the fact that there's not one elected
in the entire Republican Party on a national level?
The Republican party came into existence to stop
It's possible that's true, but I don't know...
The Republican party initiated a war to end slavery.
No, Lincoln did.
The party had him murdered, remember?
The Republican party fought long and hard for
civil rights for blacks.
Is that why Bush only got 10 percent of the black
Or are you saying blacks are too stupid to know
who their friends are?
The racist south was run by Democrats. Those in
congress who tried to
shut down the Republican effort to secure civil
rights were the Dixiecrats.
I am NOT making this up and you can look it up.
MMG ( Monkey Master General )
There was a time when the entire country was racist.
In 1964 and 65, LBJ changed the democrats into non-racists, and that made
Reagan, Strom Thurmond, Trent Lott and others turn into Republicans.
When Reagan said, "I didn't leave the Democratic
party - it left me,"
he was saying he refused to become "a nigger lover."
Why do you think Reagan announced his run for the White House is Philadelphia,
(That is the place three civil rights workers were murdered by the Klan.)
It was to send a singal to the racist bastards in both parties that Reagan
was "one of them."
Why else would a California governor go to Killniggers, Mississippi to
announce his run?
That's why Nixon developed "the Southern strategy" - to put blacks against
That's why Bush got naked with Bob Jones - to show Carolina he was "one
That's why Clinton was impeached - he was a friend to the black man.
That's why Gore lost Tennessee in 2000 - he was a friend to the black man.
That's why Bush carried every southern state - because he hates black people.
I feel sorry for you - you're stuck in a racist party and you can't
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