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Volume 1488 - Keepers
of the Gloom
Mon-Tuesday Jan 31, Feb 1, 2005 Mike
Malloy - 10 EST Weeknights on AAR
"All these precious words have now become something
akin to brand names:
"democracy", "freedom", "liberty", "empowerment." They
don't really mean anything,
they're just the names attached to things we
do. They aren't defined by any intrinsic quality.
It's like the reverse of the abuse/torture dichotomy.
If we do it, it's "abuse," if anyone else
does it, it's torture. If we do it, it's democracy
-- blogger Zeynep Toufe, Attribution
another $9 Billion
This is why he started this phoney war
The U.S. occupation authority in Iraq (news
- web sites) was unable to keep track of
nearly $9 billion it transferred to government
ministries, which lacked financial controls,
security, communications and adequate staff, an
inspector general has found.
The U.S. officials relied on Iraqi audit agencies
to account for the funds but those offices
were not even functioning when the funds were transferred
between October 2003 and
June 2004, according to an audit by a special U.S.
Seniors are losing Social Security because Bush
bankrupted the Treasury
and now he steals another nine billion on top of
all the other damage he's done.
You watch - Bush will appoint Lee Whitewash
Hamilton to look into the missing money.
Hamilton will report that "shit happens" in war
time and the matter will be closed.
"I'm short the dollar. The ol' dollar, it's gonna
--Bill Gates, who knows
Bush is killing our economy, Attribution
The US whore media is disciplined by corporate America into promoting
On January 20th, the fairy king of fairyland
will be recrowned. He was elected on a platform
suspended in midair by the power of imagination.
He is the leader of a band of men who walk
through ghostly realms unvisited by reality. And
he remains the most powerful person on earth.
How did this happen? How did a fantasy president
from a world of make believe come to govern
a country whose power was built on hard-headed
materialism? To find out, take a look at two
squalid little stories which have been concluded
over the past 10 days.
Isn't it a shame that we have to leave America to get factual news?
Saw it on fauxnewschannel.com
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the latest car bombing in Iraq.
1. Fill out the form.
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3. File with your editor.
Attack in Falluja kills 822
by Burial Sharon Associated
Press Sunday, January 30, 2005; 10:03 AM
In Falluja today, explosives packed in
a car detonated at a police headquarters, killing 822 police
and injuring 453, witnesses said. US
troops and tanks sealed off the area, which was strewn with parts of
flaming wreckage and human remains.
The driver of the Opel Astra slammed
his bomb-laden car into a pickup truck that was used to block
the gate leading to the police headquarters and
detonated the load of explosives, said policeman Sol Goldberg.
The blast was extremely powerful, hurling the
body of one of the police officers more than 750 yards, witnesses
"I heard the explosion, and it shattered glass everywhere," said Abe
Rubenowitz, a 26-year-old taxi driver.
"I saw cars burned and destroyed, fire, and body parts
U.S. officials called the attack a sign of the
"The fact of the matter is we're keeping the insurgents
off balance and they're reeling backward.
They're trying to come at us and we're giving it
right back," Captain Huge Johnson said.
"The terrorists are growing more desperate in their
attempts to deprive the world of a free and peaceful Iraq
and they're trying to put it all on the line and
give it all they can."
There was no claim of responsibility for the
latest Falluja attack, but it followed warnings blared from
mosque speakers that Iraqis should stay away from
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Subject: war criminal visits
According to reports, Dubya wanted to attend
the Auschwitz ceremonies himself,
but his handlers nixed it. Apparently,
there were concerns that the gregarious C-in-C
might inadvertently cause an international incident
if he absent-mindedly began to rattle off
his favorite Polish light-bulb, and Jewish circumcision
jokes, to the stodgy crowd at Auschwitz.
So they sent Cheney, dressed like a clown, instead.
What a putz.
After years of being called a nigger-lover because
of my democratic views,
I am now suddenly a racist. Go figure!
Raven - I know the feeling.
"My son is an army reservist and he returned from
Iraq last March. He was ordered to attend
one of the inauguration parties...Around midnight
on Tuesday, my son returned home, looking
tired from the drive. The next morning,
he told me he didnât have a good time because they
basically stood around and watched the president
say a few words. He said there was no food
provided for them, so they ate after the event
at some fast-food restaurant. They spend all this
money for this celebration and can't feed my
son? He stayed at a local military base with the
rest of the group, but they made him pay for
the room...I am angered at the way he has been
treated. People need to know how some
heroes are being treated by their own government."
Ms. Lawson - your first clue as to how Bush feels about the troops
should've been when he sent them
into the desert without adequate armor, water, guns etc. so they could
die helping him steal that oil.
Subject: reading your stuff
I was sent your web site to look at last Friday.
It is an interesting one.
How did you get so bitter to Bush and the Republicans?
I've always disliked rampant fascism.
I have never seen so many questionable statements
or angry statements about anybody in my life.
I went back about a dozen issues and it never changes.
The truth speaks for itself.
You've got angry buddies Marc Perkel, Joe Conason
and Gene Lyons, all known complainers on the left
spouting venom and acid at the right. That's all
right, it's a free country--just like Iraq now, huh?
Do you ever let a rightwinger speak?
It looks like you cut them off when they write
in and you chop up what they say.
You don't do that to leftwingers.
Isn't fairness part of liberal Democrats' vocabulary?
St. Louis, MO
Seeing your letter published is proof that I
give the Monkey right a voice to speak.
Books Sell at Michigan Auction
Bush supporters grab up items for their next rally
Ku Klux Klan robes sold for up to $1,425 and
a KKK knife drew a $400 bid Saturday
during an auction of paraphernalia from the conservative
Auctioneer Gary Gray said a steady stream of
people visited the auction house in Howell, MI
in the hours leading up to the sale, where participants
could bid on 12 KKK robes and capes,
as well as buttons, books, swords, patches and
"I felt like I was at a Klan rally at some times," museum
curator David Pilgrim said.
Other robes sold for $1,150. Many of the people
who bought items did not give their names.
One person wore a KKK pin, and another wore an
arm band with a Nazi swastika and had
a Bush/Cheney sticker on his pickup.
Subject: BCR Show 66 Feedback
Thanks for yagbcs (Yet Another Good Bartcop
Thanks for the OâReilly clip, short as
it was. Heâs a phony and Al Franken is right
to expose him. I donât know why I especially
enjoy seeing him red assed.
Maybe itâs because he pretends heâs
not a far right lying bastard.
The torture debate is starting to get tedious
I can imagine how you feel getting all the letters.
You are not pro torture any more than the cop that
shot Dimebagâs killer is a murderer.
You just have the balls to speak you mind on a
Sometimes we spend more time on a subject than
I want, like Piss Christ or torture,
but when the mail keeps coming and keeps coming,
I think it deserves to be answered.
On the torture thing, if I had, say, 65 individual
criteria to green light torture, I could
understand people missing some, but I only have
two - the guy MUST be absolutely, positively
guilty AND time must be extra-critical, yet I get
dozens of letters asking what if the guy is
innocent or some five year scenario that doesn't
apply. Two is not a big number.
The caller who claims Madonna caused him have
gay sex was both funny and unsettling,
typical of Republicans. Right wing monkeyism
is reality dark humor. "I know I shouldnât laugh, but·"
You most likely heard Hugh Hewittâs name
on the famous Mike Malloy v. Dennis Kasich Fox Show
when they cut Mike off. Hugh was the guest
monkey on that segment.
Iâve heard both Randi Rhodes and Al Franken
criticize Democrats before. In fact, Randi asked
Joe Biden why he doesnât call Bush a liar. But
I agree that with the party dying, only a delusional
is going to pretend everything the Dems do is right.
Keep hammering the chimp and his monkey minions.
Voted for Food
Many Iraqis said Monday that their names were
marked on a list provided by the government agency
that provides monthly food rations before they
were allowed to vote. äI went to the voting centre and
gave my name and district where I lived to a man,ä said
Wassif Hamsa, a 32-year-old journalist who
lives in the predominantly Shia area Janila in
Baghdad. 'This man then sent me to the person who
distributed my monthly food ration..."Two of the
food dealers I know told me personally that our
food rations would be withheld if we did not vote,ä said
Saeed Jodhet, a 21-year-old engineering
student who voted in the Hay al-Jihad district
The American whore media keeps telling us these elections are a great
victory for Bush.
Did you know there weren't even any names on the ballots?
The people running for office were too scared to list their names.
People voted for numbers instead of names.
Oh, what a victory for the Bush Monkey.
Get your "Not
me!" wristbands right here!
We've got the right books by the right authors.
Subject: under 21 drinking
That kind of rational got thousands of young
men and women killed on our federal highways.
You don't give a 18 year old a six pack and send
him on patrol in Iraq anymore than you would
give him a six pack and send him on down the highway. Or
GW, I'm not sure you and I are speaking the
You seem to be saying I want our soldiers to fight
Bush's war while drunk.
What I said was it's a shame that some war veterans can't be trusted
with a beer at a Pizza Hut.
has a petition to remove Democrat Shelly
Just as they had bucks and secretly to underhandedly
smear Clinton they are doing the same with Shelley...think about it
with a republican Gov and republican Sec of State
they can get electronic voting machines in California and control the state
as they did in Florida, Georgia, Texas, Ohio and
now California! They already have all of the south & Midwest now they
are setting their sights on California it's in
their grasp...If the republicans can get Shelley to resign Republican Governor
will appoint a republican as Sec. of State
and that person controls the voting in the state...
Please tell people to write or call Shelley
asking him NOT to resign. http://www.ss.ca.gov
Subject: whore list - Don Imus?
They do come in all varieties and nuances, don't
What about Don Imus?
I think he is an insane scumbag but I marvel
at the people who daily suck up to him.
Is he a serious whore for the conservative cause
or just an equal-opportunity anal-arrested jerk?
It's puzzling why politicians suck up to Imus
- or why people listen to him.
Imus is like Howard Stern without the humor.
If you like Elmore Leonard,
(Rum Punch, Get Shorty)
you'll love James Patrick Hunt!
Evan Maitland was sent
to bring in a rape suspect who has the Jamaican
mob out to kill him. With
one a determined policewoman to back him up,
Maitland has to outwit the
bad guys and find a way to stay alive.
Subject: the end of tyranny?
Mr. Bush talks about an end to tyranny, but
if he really wanted to end tyranny - he would resign.
That way senior citizens wouldn't have to eat dog
food so that the rich can get tax breaks.
He uses words like "expansion of freedom" to
mean that that we are going to start more wars.
The darkest places in that world may be right
here at home.
San Francisco, CA.
collapses during speech; She's OK now
Hillary Rodham Clinton collapsed while giving
a speech in Buffalo Monday morning,
but recovered enough to resume her day's public
appearances, her office said.
"She fainted after not feeling well, got medical attention
and is proceeding with her
planned schedule," a statement from her Washington
"She started to speak, but had to sit down," DiPirro
said in a telephone interview about
the gathering of some 125 people at the Saturn
Club restaurant. Clinton was addressing
a not-for-profit group supporting women running
for public office.
"She came back and tried to speak again but was struggling
and getting more pale.
She finally said 'I cannot continue,"' said DiPirro. About
30 Clinton staffers who joined
the senator at a weekend retreat in New York state
were also sickened
Would evil men assassinate future challengers
to elect Jeb?
"Of the over 100,000 civilians dead in this war,
then, over half of them are children.
We are killing children. The children are our
enemy. And we are defeating them.
"I'll tell you why I voted for George Bush," a friend
of mine said. "I voted for Bush
because he had the courage to do what Al Gore
and John Kerry would never have done."
I've been thinking about that one...From where
I stand, the only question now is who or what
will free us from the 21st century's new definition
of bravery. Who will free us from the notion
that killing children or their civilian parents
- New Zealand
Hi Bart and Mrs. Bart,
I traveled from SFO to LA then on via Air New
Zealand ( ANZ affiliates with United) to Auckland.
Auckland is a big city with big city crowds and
atmosphere, lots of tourists. We, I was traveling with my
daughter and granddaughter, rented a left hand
drive car, a Mazda 626, comfortable and held all the luggage.
Our first stop south of Auckland was Rokaroa
- home of fabulous sulpher baths and Aix water massage.
I have been searching the net for a spa in Northern
CA for further Aix treatment, no luck so far.
My daughter and grandaughter took off for a sorby(?)
adventure, being rolled down a hill in a water filled ball.
This is something they saw on TV in the USA and
the souvenir sweatshirt was a real conversation starter.
Our next big stop was Napier, an Art Deco city,
beaches, good food, we stayed at the Pebble Beach Inn,
a bit pricey but we had two rooms, kitchenette
and our own spa plus beach view. We ate most of our meals
at the local beach club, fab food. Almost all the
food in NZ is organic.
Our next big stop was Christchurch, beautiful
and busy, then we were off to Akaroa, a French whaling village
about 50 miles south of Christchurch. Small village
atmosphere, good food and the home of the blue pearl,
an expensive but memorable souvenir item.
On the return trip to the North Island we stopped
at Bream Bay on the Tasmanian Sea, wide open beaches,
very quiet, small town. Good seafood at local
fish shanty type place.
We left the States on Nov. 3 and returned on
Nov. 24th the weather was almost perfect, a few days with
showers but mostly sunny temp's in the high 60's
to low 70's. Never needed more than a sweater over T shirts and skirts
I never had to wear my NOCARB diet shirt to
gain sympathy and understanding from the KIWI'S. They were as
dumbfounded by the 2004 election results as I was!
Our final long stay was in Pahia, Bay of Islands in the far North
of the North Island. My grandaughter had
planned to swim with the dolphins there but the dolphins had left the
local waters due to the arrival of a pod of Orka
whales, an unusual sight.
Traveling with a teenager we did not visit any
bars but the local wines we drank were fine quality.
The scenery is unbelievable, conservatively NZ
is 99.9999% picture postcard.
I will ask my daughter to email her photos to you.
I hope it comes together for your trip, if I were
a few years younger I would have stayed.
Again, thanks for your good work.
Marion, thanks for that.
Subject: about our debate...
...but, no thanks. I won't waste my time
with your "debate".
Furthermore, you might want to change your ideas
about getting a "whipping". I don't do torture.
Again, thank you for the invitation to debate,
but I have no interest in such an arrangement.
I am fully capable of forming my own informed opinions
and ideas about the world and
don't read your site but for the occassionally
Bart, I don't need your approval, I know when
I am right, my reason tells me so.
Good luck, you ol' joker.
Akita, I think we both know why you can't "waste" time with a debate.
Hundreds before you have come on like a runaway freight train
only to turn to warm butter when their bluff is called.
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"As democracy takes hold in Iraq, America's mission
there will continue.
As hope and freedom spread, the appeal of terror
and hate will fade."
--Dubya, in his weekly
radio address, Attribution
It sounds like The Monkey is saying someday he'll get tired of causing
the terror and the hate.
Do you believe him?
I called Lieberwhore's office a few days ago
after he voted to confirm Condoleeza Rice
and told the person who answered the phone to give
a message to Joe. I said to tell him to
1.) join the Republican party because he was
NO Democrat and
2.) grow a pair of balls.
The dipshit who answered the phone said he'd
give the message to Joe.
I can't believe Lieberwhore would back any member
of the Bush Administration
seeing as how Shrub's grandfather supported Hitler's
I think Lieberwhore is vying to be the next
The Dems have several Monkeys in our party who live to please Bush.
To tell the truth, it makes me f-ing sick.
They should be honest enough to join the GOP.
soldier body count in Iraq
1436, dead soldiers under Bush
They got 7 since
Are you happy with Bush's
"I'm an optimist on Iraq."
-- The Monkey who has the best bodyguards
in the world and no relatives in Iraq.
Did you see Hillary Duff on Joan of Arcadia?
It was hard to watch, but not for the reasons you might think.
Hillary Duff is a semi-attractive, fabricated "Hollywood personality."
Amber Tamblyn is as good an actress as television has.
Watching the two of them in a scene reminded me of Jack Nicholson
doing scenes with "Hollywood personality" Tom Cruise in "A Few Good Men."
Poker finally came to Tulsa, and the BIG surprise is - they didn't screw
I haven't played yet, but I've watched them play and it's real Texas Hold
I am so shocked.
Since Tulsa is deader than John Kerry's political career, the crowds
are lining up
like it's a new Krispy Kreme or a new Steak & Shake,
which also just opened here.
They started with just 25 tables, so there are hundreds of people
standing in line,
waiting up to six hours for the chance to sit down and play poker
like they do on TV.
I'm a busy man.
If I wait six hours for something to happen, it better involve
singing by Shirley.
Sunday night - did you see "The Magic of Ordinary Days" on
It starred Keri Russell as a mail order bride - Oh please!
In movies, when you order a bride via mail, they don't look this
As a rule, movie mail order brides look like this:
I got 99 problems, but an upcoming heart bypass operation ain't one
I took my treadmill test and received a grade of "Okie
That's how doctors talk in this Koresh-forsaken Dust Bowl.
Moving is such fun.
In the first hour of the first day of moving, I reached for a magazine
and got a shouldn't-have-been-this-bloody paper cut on the end of my thumb.
My hands are softer than John Kerry's will to fight the fascist Republicans.
Nothing is more fun than moving thousands of things with a bad thumb.
I'm such a pussy.
Dear Bart and Mrs. Bart,
I just read where you gave 2 SWA tickets to
a couple of young boys so they may
attend their mother's funeral. That was most charitable
of you. In appreciation for you
doing that and for you helping me keep my sanity
for the last three years, I would like
to give you and Mrs. Bart 2 First Class Tickets
anywhere [you want to go.]
So, in an attempt to slip one by the taxman,
we're going to celebrate Pokerfest
5-0 in Maui on May 20th.
If I write about it, some expenses can be written off, so expect a lengthy
trip report in late May.
We have never been to Hawaii and may not ever get there a second time,
so I need advice
mostly on where
to stay plus, what to see and what to do.
We need a cabin away from cities and far from the crowds and screaming
Besides the one night of Pokerfest
5-0 in Maui on May 20th, we'll be doing the
hermit thing the rest of the time So if you know some hidden, out-of-the-way
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"I'll remind the people we're a great nation. We
can achieve anything we set our minds to."
--Dubya, who set his mind on stealing
Iraq's oil and then did it Attribution
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Subject: Afro-American Hater
Bartcop the hater,
As a black man I have had it up to here with
your racial slurs, especially using nigger all the time.
Funny - you don't sound black.
You could be black, but how could we know?
You could be a red-haired, freckle-faced, racist
doing your best to try and stop me from telling
the truth about people like you.
As a black Republican I can tell you your knowledge
of history is horseshit.
You seem to be saying Reagan did
not kick off his campaign
in Philadelphia, Mississippi.
Tell me, are you a gambler?
I would enjoy taking your money - assuming you
had the balls to wager.
Do you have any balls?
You are one motherxxxxing liar or you are just
a stupid whitey.
My, what a potty mouth you have.
I hope you're not trying to speak for others
with that potty mouth.
Do you blow your white, Republican friends with
that filthy mouth?
A fxxxing redneck asshole from Arkansas.
You are full of shit you racist bastard.
My, my - you seem to have trouble communicating
like an adult.
Were you dropped as a young child, perhaps on your
You can't wait until tomorrow, can you, to use
nigger another 50 times like you did today.
You ability to count has now come into question.
Are you saying it's wrong to speak like a Republican
to make a point?
My use of that word certainly caught your attention,
so I guess the answer is no.
Thanks for clearing that up.
One day a brother will come to your house and
teach you to behave civilly.
Tell him to make an appointment because I'm
a very busy man.
Republicans fought you Democrat racists after
the Civil War when you created the KKK.
I created the KKK 88 years before I was born?
Gee, you should bow down and worship me if I'm
Jackie Robinson was a Republican.
...and if that's
true, it proves what?
And tell me - why would a chicken vote for Colonel Sanders?
Blacks who know what is really going on become
The smart ones leave the racist Democratic Party
who takes us for granted.
You just said 90 percent of all American blacks
That's a terribly racist thing to say. You must
be another Clarance Thomas. (not a compliment)
Look how those racist Senators savaged Secretary
of State Condoleeza Rice last week.
St. Louis, MO
First, Kinda Sleazy had to be appointed because
Republicans would not vote for her.
Second, right after they "savaged" her, the Democrats voted for
I think that anyone who'd make such a silly-ass charge would qualify
as a Monkey.
Are you good at climbing trees, Monkey?
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