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"You know what? This looks a lot like the fall
campaign. And just like the
town hall meetings of his campaign, the audience
is already on his side."
Plante, one of Bush's ultra-partisan whores at CBS News, Attribution
chainsaw to social programs
We can't afford them after his war and giveaways to the super-rich
Bush proposed a $2.57 trillion budget Monday
that would erase scores of programs
and slice Medicaid, disabled housing
and many more but still worsen federal deficits
by $42 billion over the next five years.
Forty-eight education programs would be eliminated,
including one for ridding drugs from schools.
In all, more than 150 government-wide programs
would be eliminated or slashed deeply, including
Amtrak subsidies, oil and gas research, and grants
to communities hiring police officers.
Chief among the targets would be Medicaid, the
federal-state health insurance program for the
poor and disabled,
but farmers' payments, student loans and veterans
also on the chopping block. Democrats complained that Bush's budget
excludes next year's war costs and the price tags
of his Social Security smash-and-grab thinly
disguised as "an overhaul to pout more money in
the hands of the people," which it's not.
After lying to the soldiers, after sending them into that sand trap
without the armor they needed,
the son of a bitch now wants to cut
veterans medical services?.
Will the military families cheer
this latest outrage, too?
Or will they get tired of Bush
"I voted to confirm Dr. Rice. It was a difficult
decision, especially in light of the Bush
Administration's policies concerning Iraq. However,
my vote is not any endorsement
of Bush Administration policies. I invite
you to read my
--Patrick Leahy (D-Rubberstamp)
on why he empowered Ghost Killa Rice,
Translation: My blowing the governor is not any
endorsement of sex between men.
love Condi - she's like semi-sweet chocolate..."
offers political asylum to Americans
Forget about all that trans-Atlantic talk of
kiss-and-make-up following the "Freedom Fries"-era
disagreements between France and the United States.
There's a new tabloid on Paris newsstands
offering an alternate take: "L'Anti-Americain."
The cheeky newspaper's editor-in-chief says
Ghost Killa Rice can have a free issue when she's in
Paris next week. She'll need to have packed her
sense of humor. This month's issue features an
entry in a bogus George W. Bush diary that reads:
'Ask the CIA: Where's China?'
Bumper sticker seen on a jeep in Arizona
grips the U.S. capital
You have to leave America to get free speech
This week, former military intelligence analyst
William Arkin revealed a hitherto unknown directive,
with the Orwellian name "JCS Conplan 0300-97," authorizing
the Pentagon to employ special,
ultra-secret "anti-terrorist" military units on
American soil for what the author claims are "extra-legal missions."
In other words, using U.S. soldiers to kill
or arrest Americans, acts that have been illegal since the U.S. Civil
Instead of being fired for the grotesque military-political
fiasco in Iraq and the shameful torture scandals,
Rumsfeld has just managed to create a new, Pentagon
spy/special ops organization, blandly named
"Strategic Support Branch," that will replace or duplicate
many of the CIA's tasks.
The CIA has been sent to the doghouse. Too many
CIA veterans criticized or contradicted Bush's and
Cheney's phony claims over Iraq and terrorism.
So Bush has imposed a new, yes-man director on the
agency, slashed its budgets, purged its senior
officers, and downgraded CIA to third-class status.
Rumsfeld's new, massively funded SSB will become
the Pentagon's CIA, complete with commando
units, spies, mercenary forces, intelligence gathering
and analysis, and a direct line to the White House.
The Pentagon has just effectively taken over the
anybody going to do anything?
'Ricky Proehl Syndrome'
by Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
...at the Post and many other U.S. news organizations,
no accountability seems to be expected
when journalists follow the lead of a conservative
administration, even when the sloppy journalism
contributes to the deaths of more than 1,400 U.S.
soldiers and tens of thousands of Iraqis.
Opposite rules apply to journalists who have
made mistakes that offend the current Bush administration or,
for that matter, its predecessors in the Reagan-Bush
administrations of the 1980s and early 1990s.
In those cases, offending journalists can expect
to see their careers severely damaged if not ended.
[See Consortiumnews.comâs ãThe
Bush Rule of Journalism.ä]
Hiattâs opinion pages have launched what
appears to be a new public relations campaign to punish
any Democrat who dares criticize Bushâs policies.
The new line is that critics of Bush are guilty of
negativity and/or cheap partisan politics.
Hiatt chastised Kerry as wrongheaded for criticizing
Bushâs economic policies during Campaign 2004.
Hiatt wrote that ãit wasnât trueä when
Kerry told voters that ãthe economy had tanked, jobs had fled
and George W. Bush (aka Herbert Hoover) Îhas
caused these things to happen.âä
ãWorst, at least from a political perspective,
the hectoring made Kerry look like a grump,ä Hiatt wrote.
Yet, to this day, the talk radio fascists and the TV cable Nazis insist
the WaHoPo is "all Democrats."
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on
Subject: Bush 41 as Deep Throat?
The very question begs reason. Bush 41
was the wimpiest president we ever had.
He took a downgrade from congressman to Assistant
Secretary of the Treasury just for
a smile from Nixon, and UN Ambassador was his favorite
job -- he got to "hang out"
with the big guys and throw parties that he didn't
even have to pay for.
As far as being the first of Nixon's circle
to suggest resignation, I don't know the exact timing,
but it's clear that Bush 41 didn't make the suggestion
until it was extremely obvious Nixon was going to do it.
Bush 41 was a yes-man, and the chances that he
knew even 1/10 what Deep Throat told Bernstein are about
as small as the chances that he would risk losing
his pat on the head from Nixon--zero.
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"My vote in favor of Dr. Rice is difficult to explain.
It is more the product of
a belief than a cold analysis of her record.
I believe that Dr. Rice is capable
of learning from her mistakes and changing
her ways. That she will rise to
this new challenge. That she can be a good
Secretary of State.
--Patrick Leahy (D-Rubberstamp) on
why he empowered Ghost Killa Rice, Attribution
Translation: We'll lose thousands more troops
due to her insane endorsement of every idiotic idea
her boss/husband has, but one is expected to make mistakes when
undergoing on-the-job training.
I look fat in this outfit?"
Subject: Bush record awful
compared to Reagan but very horrible compared to Clinton FACTS
-- SHOCK & AWE--
Democrats Create Wealth and Jobs
1.From Harding In 1921 to Bush in 2003
2.Democrats held White House for 40 years and
Republicans for 42.5 years.
3.Democrats created 75,820,000 net new jobs
-- Republicans 36,440,000.
4.Per Year Average÷Democrats 1,825,200---Republicans
5.Republicans had 9 presidents during the period
and 6 had depression or recession.
6.Republicans had a recession/depression in
177 months and Democrats in 32 months.
7.DOW÷grew by 52% more under Democrats.
8.GDP÷grew by 43% more under Democrats.
Comparing Clinton versus Reagan
1.JOBS÷grew by 43% more under Clinton.
2.GDP---grew by 57% more under Clinton.
3.DOW÷grew by 700% more under Clinton..
4.NASDAQ-grew by 18 times as much under Clinton.
5.SPENDING--grew by 28% under Clinton---80%
6.DEBT÷grew by 43% under Clinton÷187%
7.DEFICITS÷Clinton got a large surplus--grew
by 112% under Reagan.
8.NATIONAL INCOME÷grew by100% more under
9.PERSONAL INCOME÷Grew by 110% more under
SOURCES÷Bureau of Labor Statistics (www.BLS.Gov)
Economic Policy Institute (EPI.org)÷Global & World
Almanacs from 1980 to 2003 (annual issues)
www.the-hamster.com (chart taken from NY Times)
National Archives History on Presidents. www.nara.gov
Skull and Bones bosses hold the leash...
"In his State of the Union Address, Bush announced
a new initiative to keep young people
out of gangs, a new program called Do Right
And Follow Through (D.R.A.F.T.)."
Fey, SNL's "Weekend Update"
Subject: sex in the military
Why are people aghast at consensual sex in the
military and yet
they turn their backs on the victims of the many
of female military personnel by their fellow soldiers?
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right fights science
The news comes from a country with a free press
Al Frisby has spent the better part of his
life in rooms filled with rebellious teenagers, but the
last years have been particularly trying for the
high school biology teacher. He has met parents
who want him to teach that God created Eve out
of Adam's rib, and then then adjusted the
chromosomes to make her a woman, and who insist
that Noah invited dinosaurs aboard the ark.
And it is getting more difficult to keep such talk
out of the classroom."
While the whole planet is moving forward, look at who's moving backwards:
North Korea, Iran, Saudi Arabia, America and Yemen.
I'm so old, I remember when America was leading the whole world.
Now, we're religiously insane - with a chip on our shoulder and 10,000
Iraq - and homeless
Veterans of Iraq and Afghanistan are now showing
up in the nation's homeless shelters.
The concern is that these returning veterans -
some of whom can't find jobs after leaving the
military, others of whom are still struggling psychologically
with the war - may be just the beginning.
"You can have all of the yellow ribbons on cars that
say 'Support Our Troops' that you want,
but it's when they take off the uniform and transition
back to civilian life that they need support the most,"
says Linda Boone, executive director of The National
Coalition for Homeless Veterans..
Currently, there are 150,000 troops in Iraq
and 16,000 in Afghanistan.
More than 130,000 have already served and returned
George Bush's Vietnam.
You know it's a disaster because the media
refuses to call it "Bush's war." If
it had any chance
of working out OK, Bush would be claiming it as
his own personal "work of art." If
wanted to win in 2006 and 2008, they would adopt
the drumbeat of "Bush's war, Bush's mistake."
But they'll be eager to
shame the blame with Bush for this never-ending, bloody quagmire
because they're Democrats - and they have psychological
problems with winning.
Subject: Re: NY whore Times
killed "Hump" story
You're not the only one Bart, I can't let it
You're right, Kerry wouldn't comment for fear of
the "conspiracy buff" label,
but I'm wondering if it was also because he didn't
want to be labeled a "dirty player"
- too bad, 'cause Bush won that first prize, hands
As for the whore media not pursuing this because
Kerry wouldn't raise the issue,
they sure let that excuse slide past the monkey
boy when it came to the Swift Boat Liars for Bush.
I'm so sick of this bullcrap, I want to puke.
JoAnn, great point.
With the Swift Boat Liars, the accusation WAS the story, eben tho Kerry
medals (and wounds) to prove his bravery, Bush's whore media attacked him
for no reason.
The Vietnam-era Kerry was a fighter.
We got the 2004-Kerry who was a spineless quitter.
We deserved better, but Kerry just went to sleep.
Worst of all, it made Bush look right - that Democrats can't be trusted to
fight for America.
Looking back, Gore screwed us for four years, but Kerry screwed us for
a lot longer.
Who's going to trust a Democrat now?
Get your "Not
me!" wristbands right here!
We've got the right books by the right authors.
"Everybody said that Stephen Breyer was the only
Supreme Court justice at the State of the Union.
But it turns out that is not true. It turns
out Justice Scalia was there. He was in Dick Cheney's pocket."
-- Leno, who must have hired a new writer.
Every minute a woman dies from pregnancy or childbirth.
Family planning could prevent 25% of these tragic deaths
unfortunately, Bush's policies have forced family planning
to limit services, cut staff, or even close down completely.
Please help us fight President Bush's "heartless" policies.
Shanley convicted of child rape
Defrocked priest Paul Shanley, the most notorious
Catholic rapist, was convicted
Monday of repeatedly raping and fondling a boy
at his church during the 1980s.
Shanley, 74, could get life in prison for two
counts each of child rape and indecent assault
and battery on a child when he is sentenced Feb.
15. His bail was revoked and he was jailed.
The archdiocese's own personnel records showed
that church officials knew Shanley publicly
advocated sex between men and boys, yet continued
to transfer him from parish to parish.
So why isn't the Church on trial?
Where are the charges against the monsters
who assisted Shanley?
Where are the charges against the bastards who
moved Shanley from parish to parish
so he could stalk new victims who were unaware
he was a predator?
This is a Catholic cover-up and everyone involved
should be sent to prison.
the Boston DA do his job?
but his rape gang is
other rapists today.
Subject: one fighter left
Bart, you wrote,
> "But so far, no Democrat shows a desire to take America into a non-Bush
Except maybe Howard Dean. There's the
one little glimmer in a dark sea of midnight-pink tutus.
Is the DNC chairmanship throw-a-dog-a-bone or is
it a minor move in the right direction?
Already the conservative columnists are dragging
out the YEEAARGH! straw dog,
but let them argue with what he has to say.
My friend Uncle Phil made this observation:
Dean was before a loud crowd, pumped, but only
his "scream" ended up in the final mix, not the
crowd's. If you had been in the audience, you probably
wouldn't have heard him much above the roar, nor
could he have heard himself. He was a victim of
"selective recording," taken out of context in
an audio way, and pilloried for it, right and left.
You've been a club owner and I've played in
them. You've heard musicians ask for more monitors
(so they can hear themselves) and I've asked. What
the audience hears is not the same as what the
musicians hear, and if the show is recorded, the
recording might sound entirely different from what
either the musicians or the audience heard. You
can only hope it sounds good, and if it doesn't you
blame the "sound man" or the recording engineer,
whoever it is whose job is to balance the band's
music and the crowd's noise.
And so we should look to the sound man, whoever
it was, for the final mix of Dean's fateful roar,
for the way it was played in the media: for emphasizing
the scream, and not the context. If it had
been music, we would have wanted the crowd noise
mixed out, but it was a political rally, and a
broader mix would have been a more accurate. But
Damn the stereotypes and full speed ahead. I
know of no Democrat who speaks more plainly
than Howard Dean, so let him take the helm,
and if he can steer with it, more power to him.
Let's bring Dean back up into the mix.
Ross, you are right.
Elenore Clift was in the Iowa crowd that night, and she said you couldn't
even hear Dean. She didn't know
about the scream until the next day when CNN ran it 10,000 times just to
embarrass him, the bastards.
The Monkey saying, "The gynocologists must
be free to spread their love all over this country"
is a hundred times worse, but of course, they'd never do
that to a Republican, the sons of bitches.
nonsense from expensive liars
Bush's budget screws those who need help the most
You have to give Putsch credit for sheer, bald-faced
audacity. On one hand, he wants to cut funding
for Medicaid, farmers' payments, student loans
and veteransâ medical services $137 billion over the
next decade to reduce the huge deficits. But at
the same time he wants to make permanent tax cuts
that would increase the deficits by about $250
billion over the same time.
Putsch reportedly said, "It's a budget that
focuses on results. The taxpayers of America don't want us
spending our money into something that's not achieving
results." Money for disabled vets and Amtrak
doesnât produce any worthwhile results,
but giving money to people who donât need it does.
Republinomics... Give all of Americaâs money
to the super rich, and they will take good care of us.
Some of the cuts defy belief. In the middle
of two wars,
he wants to double the co-pay Vets have to fork
out for medications.
If you like Elmore Leonard,
(Rum Punch, Get Shorty)
you'll love James Patrick Hunt!
Evan Maitland was sent
to bring in a rape suspect who has the Jamaican
mob out to kill him. With
one a determined policewoman to back him up,
Maitland has to outwit the
bad guys and find a way to stay alive.
That Ben Stein quote is hilarious, as are the
quotes from you and Matt H. that follow.
What's next -- 'Win Ben Stein's Money to Shop at
What a sniveling little turd the man is.
Since I know some folks who live near a Wal-Mart,
they've told me how the whole area
has gone to hell since WM came to town -- kind
of like Pottersville in 'It's A Wonderful Life'
if George Bailey had never been born, only with
poorer people, bigger signs and more flashing lights.
Their nice little Midwestern burg became a one
big strip mall, thanks to Sam Walton's smiley-face nightmare.
Then the whole dismal Republican supporting cast
moved in: McDonald's, KFC, Home Depot, Bob Evans, etc.
ad nauseum, all grouped like franchise vultures
around the highway exit, so the locals lost the tourist business
and went under. Now they wear a happy blue vest
to work and grit their teeth when they smile. They call
themselves the victims of WMD -- Wal-Mart Destruction.
No more quiet country drives for them, the air stinks,
and the residents hate WM, even though they have
to shop there these days, because there's no place else to go.
Maybe Ben should buy a house nearby.
Say, you know another place they are forced to
shop at certain places because there's nowhere else to go?
Red China, WM's major supplier of cheap crap.
We're facing a four-lane Blockbuster-sponsored
Bladerunner future in stupid foreign-made t-shirts and
baggy-ass pants. Great. Thanks, GOP!
Keep making the pie higher, Bart.
A Disgruntled American
that cried wolf
Have they ever told the truth? Ever?
Before the invasion of Iraq, Bush and his minions
predicted that combat would be a cakewalk,
that Saddam had not only WMD but also ties to al-Qaida,
that nation-building would be paid out of
Iraqi oil resources. Two years later, more than
1,400 U.S. troops are dead, there were no ties to
al-Qaida, the nuclear program turns out to be in
Iran, and U.S. taxpayers are paying nearly $4.5
billion a month for our presence in Iraq. Do you
dare believe them about Social Security?"
us or we'll kill you."
by Paul Krugman
Bush isn't trying to reform Social Security.
He isn't even trying to "partially privatize" it.
His plan is, in essence, to dismantle the program,
replacing it with a system that may be
social but doesn't provide security. And the goal,
as with his tax cuts, is to undermine the
legacy of Franklin Roosevelt. Why do I say that
the Bush plan would dismantle Social Security?
Because for Americans who entered the work force
after the plan went into effect and who
chose to open private accounts, guaranteed benefits
- income you receive after retirement
even if everything else goes wrong - would be nearly
the Dollar, hires the Euro
Monkey fiddles while Economy burns
Russia said yesterday it had abandoned
efforts to tie the rouble's movement closely to the dollar and
switched to shadowing both the euro and the US
currency. The move heightened expectations that other
countries operating de facto dollar pegs, such
as China, could follow suit. With 81 % of Russia's oil
exports currently sold to Europe, the move also
provoked fresh speculation that Russia could decide to
denominate its oil in euros. Russia is the world's
second-largest oil exporter, behind Saudi Arabia.
America for personal greed.
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soldier body count in Iraq
1449, dead soldiers under Bush
I heard a story on AAR. The talk in Bagdad is
"We use to have Saddam, but now we have 1,000
There is no law, no police force, no order of any
The strong rape, murder and steal from the weak
in the most lawless city in the world.
After Patriots' Win
Even Boston is bored with the Patriots winning all the time
There was some pushing and shoving in Florida,
but all was relatively calm
back home where rowdy sports celebrations last
year were blamed for two deaths.
At the UM, about 90 miles west of Boston, students
blasted "We are the Champions"
from dormitory windows. A group of several hundred
students formed but was dispersed
about 30 minutes later, and university officials
said four people were arrested for disorderly conduct.
In Boston, most fans decided not to even take
to the streets and those who did were scattered quickly.
Will this be the end of the NFL?
You have two minutes to record your message.
Is House the best show on TV right
I say "Yes."
Granted, it's a new show, but every episode has been a strong "A+" and
I can't say
the same about The Sopranos, West Wing, C.S.I., Lost, Housewives -
It's a serious medical drama that will make you laugh out loud a
dozen times per show.
It's on that dreadful FOX network tonight, middle hour of prime time.
Why not check it out tonight and send in your opinion.
I'll bet one viewing will get you hooked.
"We're going to borrow $758 billion over the next
10 years to set up the personal
retirement accounts. We think that's a manageable
amount ... Trillions more after that."
Cheney, explaining the totals they're going to steal from Grandma's check crooksandliars.com
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months, so here you go.
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I don't always agree with you, ...but I can always
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