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Volume 1529 - Salt in their wounds
Friday April 8, 2005 Mike Malloy - 10 EST Weeknights AAR
"The nation's second-largest oil company, Chevron-Texaco, announced it was
buying Unocal. A spokesman for Chevron Texaco, which made a $13 billion profit
last year, says the new company will be called 'Bend Over, America.'"
--Dennis Miller, Attribution
Dennis, you can't come back. We don't want you.
Stay on the side of Bush and the oil companies because you've burned your bridges.
You bet your career on Bush and his phony war - and lost.
Catholics screw up - BIG time
Vatican Gives 'Rape Cardinal" Role of HonorThey are mocking the few people who still have faith in the Catholic Church.
"I don't care what you think."
Cardinal Bernard Law, who resigned in disgrace as archbishop of Boston over his role in the
Catholic priests sex abuse crisis, has been given a role of honor in the mourning for the Pope.
The Vatican announced the BIG screw up Thursday, saying Law will lead one of the Masses
celebrated in the pope's memory during the nine-day period that follows the funeral.
Catholics in his former archdiocese, as you'd certainly expect, immediately protested.
"It certainly shows and puts a spotlight on the lack of accountability in the Catholic Church,
that the most visible bishop in the child rape scandal has been given this honor," she said.
David Clohessy, national director for the Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests, called it "terribly insensitive."
"It rubs salt into the
already deep wounds of victims and it allows the best-documented
Is this Bush-style chutspah or Bush-style extreme stupidity?
They're clearly saying, "We don't care what you think - we don't care how it looks."
...and statistically, another boy was raped by a priest the day the pope was buried.
Bush passes the buck again
by Helen Thomas
Scott McClellan says President Bush was "pleased" with the latest investigation that blames CIA
analysts for the false information that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. That's the reason Bush
invaded Iraq, remember? Once again it's those low-level bureaucrats who took us into war. And once
again a panel of "don't rock the boat" establishment figures has let the commander in chief off the hook.
I asked McClellan if the president was upset to be so misguided and at such a human cost. Well, you had
to be there. He danced around on the subject, talked about "a culture in the intelligence community that
had not adapted to meet the threats that we face today." But he could not be pinned down on how the
president personally felt about making war on the basis of bum information."
Subject: Love your web site
Dear Bart, Love your website.
been reading it for 2 year's. use to read the newspaper's, and new's on tv.
NO MORE!! I read 'BARTCOP'!!
keep up the good work.
We need more people like you keeping an eye on this fu--ked up whitehouse in DC.
Live way up in Maine. and an old navy vet.
Howee, shot of Chinaco for you!
I like anti-Bush vets.
"Under John Paul II, the church presided over the rape and molestation of thousands of children and teenagers.
The church at first did all it could to protect its own and to impugn and threaten the victims of this abuse.
Rome never acknowledged, let alone take responsibility for, the scale of the moral betrayal.
I was staggered to see Cardinal Bernard Law holding press conferences in Rome this week.
This pope sided with the perpetrators, because they were integral to his maintenance of power.
When it came to walking the walk in his own life and with his own responsibility, he walked away.
He all but ignored his church's violation of the most basic morality - that you don't use the prestige
of the church to rape innocent children."
--Andrew Sullivan, Catholic Attribution
Praise for Bruce Yurgil
If you've frequented BartCop with any regularity, you will have seen samples of Yurgil's unique
pulp-art-as-polemic vision. They're like B-movie theater signs or the covers of trashy dime novels,
all with a snarky twist and (without exception, I think) the visage of at least one member of the
current "administration" subtly grafted in.
Beautiful People Make More Money?
Research by the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis suggests that society's "hotties"
tend to make more money and get promoted more often than people with average looks.
Next, they'll say good-looking people have a better chance of making it in Hollywood.
When you see a young, thin, gorgeous man or woman talking about, "Life's not fair,"
don't you just want to slap some fairness and common sense right into their perfect faces?
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Guard Testifies He Saw Jackson Sex Acts
A former Neverland ranch security guard testified Thursday that in the early 1990s he saw
Michael Jackson perform oral sex on a boy who later received a financial settlement from the pop star.
Chacon said Jackson caressed the boy's hair, kissed him on the mouth and elsewhere and engaged in oral sex.
The former guard testified that at that point he left.
Why didn't he call the police?
Sex with kids is illegal in every state, even Oklahoma, so why didn't the "security guard" call the cops?
If Jackson was torturing the kid with a hot fork, would the guard have called the cops?
Should we be suspicious that so many people have come forward with claims who have remained
silent for years or decades? Have they all been extorting money from Jackson over the years?
Is Jackson now penniless - so now they're ready to talk since the gearvy train stopped coming by?
"The occupier (Bush) is carrying out arrests and sweeps which have
no precedent in the darkest tales of Saddam's intelligence forces."
--Ali al-Sibahi of the National Salvation Council, U.S. 'oppression' harsher than Saddam's
Observation: In America, we've seen people arrested for standing on the streets.
We've seen people arrested for wearing anti-Bush t-shirts.
We've seen people arrested for "illegal" bumper stickers.
We've seen people arrested for exercizing free speech,
but Bush wants us to believe the arrested Iraqis are all guilty?
Big Pussy gets arrested
No, not Tom Delay - he's 'Little Pussy'
tough guy Vincent Pastore turned himself in to cops yesterday, days
actor, who played mobster Sal (Big Pussy) Bonpensiero on the HBO hit
who planned to wed Regina in June, was led out of Manhattan's 5th
his character, who spilled his guts to the FBI to avoid jail on a drug
Oklahoma's Monkey senators Coburn and Inhofe
Al Franken on Tour
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Subject: Get off Kerry's back
I was one of those readers who wrote to say get off Kerry's back.
I take it all back. You were right. In spades.
Kerry is a complete tutu. I sent him my hard-earned money
and now he's got MILLIONS that he didn't spend?
Fuck the Dems.
Ain't gonna get fooled again.
Subject: Bartcop.com, Randi Rhodes and optimists
If everybody is right and Kerry DOES win by a landslide,
Bart will be the first one partying. And I'm sure he'll be
overjoyed to tell you that he was wrong.
Sometimes I hate being right.
A man of faith
by Gene Lyons
John Paul II suggested that advocates of gay marriage are "perhaps part of a new
ideology of evil, perhaps more insidious and hidden, which attempts to pit human rights
against the family and against man." Many wonder if "insidious" doesn’t better describe
American bishops and cardinals who transferred serial pedophile priests from parish to
parish, endangering thousands of children entrusted to the church’s care, in the futile hope
of avoiding scandal. An amoral secular bureaucracy could hardly have done worse.
Hmmm, almost looks like Gene has been reading bartcop.com
Subject: I met Lee Hamilton Yesterday
I met Lee Hamilton yesterday.
He gave a lecture to my admin law class and then took questions.
The problem was, I
didn’t know anything about Lee
Hamilton at the time.
I asked him some
lame-o question about the procedure of congressional oversight
Check BartCop early and often.
Strippers for Jesus
The gift-bearers, all female, bypassed this scene, walking directly to the dressing room,
where a handful of dancers in abbreviated costumes sat or stood, chatting and fixing their hair.
Within seconds the dancers
clamored for the gifts - perfume, scarves, jewelry, inspirational
It's a tricky
balancing act. "It's not a ministry widely accepted within the church,"
said Lisanne McMurray,
Remembering the First Fight Against Fascism
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Includes the landings at Iwo Jima and Okinawa,
the firebombing of Dresden and Tokyo,
the Russians rampaging in the east and
the Western Allies crossing the Rhine.
Predicting the Future
Surprisingly, some of my predictions fail to come true.
That happened again in BCR Show 72.
I thought sure that this bit would cause a bigger stir than:
Pat Tillman being a hero,
my distaste for Piss Christ,
"torture never works" and
"the DLC-is-killing-us" combined.
But ...not one e-mail has hit my eyeballs, pro-or-con.
That so surprised me, I went back and verified that it made it to the final edit.
Does this mean I'm right?
"It was the Holy Spirit talking to me. It was telling me
that it was time to go. I had that feeling"
--Bob Novak, (R-Prince of Darkness) on his conversion to Catholicism,, Attribution
Sex with boys
I have a question.
It's just a question, so try to keep your head, OK?
Who is responsible for more sex crimes?
Michael Jackson or Pope Paul II??
One will probably be murdered in prison.
One will probably be the next Catholic saint.
In the next BCR, I'm going to blow (NPI) this Catholic Sex Scandal wide open.
I figured out the piece of the puzzle that was missing.
It's bigger than the iceberg Tom Delay hit recently.
I got this wired - it's so obvious.
All the cable channels, all the talk radio pundits,
and nobody figured it out except Tequilaboy from K-Drag?
When you hear this, you'll slap your head and say,
"Obviously, ...but why didn't I think of that?"
Don't miss BCR Show 73.
I'm so sure of my position, I'm looking for wager possibilities.
I have the clue, I have the key to the whole puzzle.
I know what cards the bishops are holding.
There's just one sentence keeping the bishops from signing the 'no rape' pledge.
Here it now or catch it in 2008 when some disgruntled bartcop.com intern leaks it to CNN.
Don't miss BCR Show 73.
Subject: the N word
I am a black woman and I do so agree with you.
You get it!!
Joyanne, thanks. I worked on BCR 73 today. I transfered/truncated/edited/re-formatted
/cataloged/enhanced clips from Blazing Saddles for possible use as mortar in BCR 73.
And I want to say again I'm not insensitive to the feelings of those offended by frank language,
but to some degree, if the "N" word is never funny, then Blazing Saddles wasn't funny,
and that goes for most everything written by Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle etc...
...if it makes you laugh, it's hard to say it's not funny.
Marty's Entertainment Page
Bush snubs Carter on Pope Funeral Trip
a quarter-century ago, and in many ways Jimmy Carter had a powerful spiritual and philosophical
affinity for the Polish pontiff. But when the pope is buried at the Vatican this morning, three living
U.S. presidents will be in attendance and Carter will not.
"One of the ironies in the new Iraq is the continuing talk about chemical weapons at a
time many have forgotten that nearly at this time two years ago thousands of bombs were
dropped on our country. The ‘liberation troops’ have turned into destruction troops."
--Kadhem al-Miqdadi, Attribution
Drew Barrymore on Jon Stewart
Did you see her last night?
I find her bubbly, funny and sexy and I think Jon did, too.
Funny, when she broke into acting I didn't think she was sexy at all.
But over the years my opinion of her has changed - strange how that works.
FRI - Bill Maher has the BFEE's Richard Perle (R-Loves War Dead) and Arianna Huffington.
SAT - SNL is live (Go figure) w/ Green Day doing 'Boulevard' and the anti-Bush 'American Idiot'
SUN - Bart Simpson turns Catholic.
Jenna Bush filmed doing lapdance
...but the networks, talk radio and the tabloids will only cover Chelsea's "drinking problem"
and her love life, so it looks like the pro-Bush bastards continue to own the press.
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