"If there's another Deep Throat out there,
give us a call, won't you?
We're waiting for your call."
Russert, Bush's boy at NBC Attribution
Bush, Iraq Lies Are Fundamental
by Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
More than two years and 1,600 dead U.S.
soldiers later, George W. Bush's defenders
concede Iraq may not have had weapons of mass destruction,
but the defenders still get
their backs up when someone accuses Bush of lying.
A mistake maybe, but a lie never!
That defense is anchored in their assessment
of Bush's fundamental decency as a born-again
Christian who would never knowingly mislead the
American people, especially on something
as important as sending U.S. soldiers off to war.
Which is why it's important to look
at Bush's assertions about his supposed desire to avert
the war through good-faith diplomacy in late 2002
and early 2003. Since the entire world
watched those events unfold, the known facts can
be matched against the more recent words
of Bush and his senior advisers.
If Bush has lied about that pre-war history
as a way to justify his actions - especially after the
WMD rationale collapsed - it follows that
he shouldn't be trusted on much of anything about
the war. That's especially true when contemporaneous
records contradict his version of the facts.
...and then there's that British Memo.
- another home run by the best writer on the internet.
urges Mubarak hold fair elections
Irony kills humor in Bush's Amerikkka
Amerikkka's Diebold Monkey urged Mubarak
on Wednesday to set an
example for others by holding free and fair presidential
"I urged him once again to have as free and fair
elections as possible because it will
be a great legacy for his country," said the man
who killed democracy in America.
"People ought to be allowed to carry signs and
express their pleasure or displeasure,"
said the dictator who created "First Amendment
Zones" for protest in Amerikkka.
at the hip Quotes
"In my line of work you got to keep repeating
things over and over
and over again for the truth to sink in, to
kind of catapult the propaganda."
giggling murderer Attribution
"Effective propaganda must limit its points
of a few and these points must be
repeated until the audience understands what
is meant by them."
Goebbels, who drank beer with Prescott Bush, Attribution
Subject: Get out of Oklahoma
THANK YOU! As a former red stater
(I moved the DAY after college graduation
and have lived in California the 30 years since.),
I know this writing is not a joke -- but the truth.
(My mother still lives in Oklahoma and I have to
go there occasionally.) I am sorry if this offends you
-- I know you are in Tulsa -- but I say: GET
OUT! You are too smart for that!
I distinctly recall high school reunions when I
told them I was a Technical Writer (the first time
was in 1991) and they looked at me with glazed
eyes and asked, "What's THAT?"
I hated to tell them I had had that job for over
And my 80 year old mother, while whining that she
had to have friends drive her to Tulsa
(about 75 miles away) to see a specialist, said, "It
would be NICE if my kids lived closer
so THEY could drive me!" I promptly said, "I
am moving you out here then -- to be closer,
since you cannot live by yourself anymore." She
yelled, "No!!!!! I don't LIKE California!"
(This from someone in Tahlequah, OK! hahahaha)
I could go on and on, but you know.
Shell, since Oklahoma is a hellhole, the land is cheaper than Ann
Coulter on a first date.
While we were out west, a story hit the wires about the difference in land
In Hawaii, $200,000 buys you a 800 sq ft wooden home that's old
In Oklahoma, $200,000 buys you a fancy, new 4000 sq ft
If I had another 500 subscribers who wouldn't cancel when I say "Tom
Cruise can't act,"
I could move us to a blue state. Hell, I qualify for medical
marijuana, but not in a backwards,
Bible-thumping, armpit like the dust bowl they call Oklahoma.
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Basra Iraq out
of control, says chief of police
The chief of police in Basra admitted yesterday
that he had effectively lost control of
three-quarters of his officers and that sectarian
militias had infiltrated the force and were
using their posts to assassinate opponents. General
Hassan al-Sade said half of his
13,750-strong force was secretly working for political
parties in Iraq's second city and
that some officers were involved in ambushes. Other
officers were politically neutral but
had no interest in policing and did not follow
his orders, he told the Guardian.
'I trust 25% of my force, no more.'
Subject: 9-11 hijackers
Half of the Hijackers are still alive?
I would like some links to stories which
John, that was clumsily worded.
Right after 9-11, the real Mohammed Atta
called his father to say he was going
into hiding because he was afraid he'd be killed
by people sympathetic to America.
The point is, the hijackers used other people's
identities and after the towers fell
their fake IDs were conspicuously easy to find
on the streets around Ground Zero.
Atta is still alive, who piloted the first plane into the WTC?
Did they figure out who sold stocks short on 9-10?
Was anyone held responsible for our jets not taking off?
Why weren't the hijacked planes tracked or intercepted?
Why did they burn the tapes of the control towers and pilots?
Did the Whitewash Commission answer any questions at all?
We're only 20 days until the first batch of fresh Bixby
that weren't asked
Bush's whore media does their job again
Bush held his first full press conference
since the Sunday Times of London revealed that
Tony Poodle was told in July of 2002 that Bush
decided to overthrow Saddam and that
"the intelligence and facts were being fixed" to
support that decision. What did Bush say
about the Downing Street memo? Not a word.
Nobody bothered to ask him about it.
bomb kills truth in Iraq
A reporter asked Bush, ''Do you think that
the Iraq insurgency is gaining strength and
becoming more lethal?" Bush responded, ''I think
the Iraqi people dealt the insurgents
a serious blow when they, when we had the elections."...Do
not even think of bringing up
Amnesty International. The human rights group published
its annual report last week,
a report in which the organization's secretary
general, Irene Khan, said, ''The detention
facility at Guantanamo Bay has become the gulag
of our times, entrenching the practice
of arbitrary and indefinite detention in violation
of international law."
To that, Bush cried, ''Absurd."
Cheney said, ''I was offended."
Myers said, ''absolutely irresponsible."
All that is missing is a banner behind them
saying, ''Misinformation Accomplished."
Thanks to Ed in Iowa
"Even we at Fox News manage to get some lefties
on the air occasionally,
and often let them finish their sentences before
we club them to death and
feed the scraps to Karl Rove and Bill O'Reilly."
London whore, Scott Norvell, Attribution
Subject: Exactly "What" is
Bart, you clearly seem to have a lack of
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"Bush has arranged the murder of 1,490+ American
soldiers since the end of
major combat operations in Iraq. He can't attend
a single funeral for a soldier
killed in Iraq, but he never misses a chance
to whore for the camera when he
doesn't have to actually talk to the family
of people whose death he caused.
Allen, "Bush the Idiot", http://thoughtcrimes.org/mt/
Subject: The chainsaw
Bart, you wrote:
> "If you can find a way to make it the chainsaw's
fault, I'll agree with you."
Too easy, really.
It is the chainsaw's fault because the chainsaw
is a sentient, thinking being with free will.
The chainsaw can REFUSE to be "misused by Bush" (your
words) simply by refusing to serve.
All the chainsaw has to do to get out of Iraq is
to simply say "no" by declaring themselves a
conscientious objector. It has already happened
in at least one case (Stephen Funk).
If they want to know how to do it, they
can click here: http://www.objector.org/
The chainsaw could also run to Canada, as many
other chainsaws have also already done.
Sure, there will be consequences. If
the chainsaw flees to Canada, the chainsaw might have trouble
getting back into the US. If the
chainsaw does get back in the US, the chainsaw will likely be convicted
by a military court of desertion and sent to prison. However,
there will also be consequences to serving.
By going to Iraq, the chainsaw will be participating
in an illegal and immoral war. The chainsaw will kill or
assist in killing people whose main crime is being
in the wrong place at the wrong time, or is defending their
country from a foreign invader. The chainsaw
might also get killed itself. So either way, bad shit is going to happen.
You suggest members of the military are
heroes because they follow orders to kill people in Iraq,
and pretend they don't have any choice in the matter. I
suggest that the members of the military who
recognise they do have a choice in the matter, and
refuse their orders to kill people, are the real heroes.
Doug, formerly thedailybrew
Let me get this straight:
You're suggesting they break the law, break their word, break their
contract like Bush did in 1972?
You're suggesting they should take action which might prevent them from
ever touching American soil again?
You're suggesting they permanently stain their resume with "quitter" and "backstabber?"
You're suggesting they brand themselves "unemployable" for the rest of
I agree that not enlisting solves many problems.
But agreeing to obey orders, then changing your mind - that's not
If "just saying no" is an
available option, then we no longer have a military, right?
Are you going to help Tara the Dove straighten me out in the chat room? :)
"Afghan President Karzai left with no promise
of more control over thousands of
American troops in his country and with strains
in his relationship with the US on
full display. Despite a chummy side-by-side
news conference with Bush, Karzai
also got no promise of the quick repatriation
of Afghan prisoners in U.S. custody."
Reminder: Karzai and Iraq President Talibani and
Osama all worked for Bush's CIA,
which means they may still be working for Bush's CIA, helping
the BFEE plunder the world.
Subject: Chainsaws and
I usually agree with you, even on this issue. But
do you really think comparing
free-willed human beings with chainsaws
and Chevys is a legitimate comparison?
Jim, when you enlist, they insist you leave
your free will at the door and you
then swear to become a small cog in a giant wheel
for whoever is president.
When Clinton ordered troops to Bosnia to
stop Milo's genocide,
(Reminder: Clinton never sent a man into battle
who didn't come home.)
if some soldiers refused to go, would you have
said, "Good for them?"
Unless the order is something like "Shoot
that baby," soldiers don't have
to refuse a direct order - but then again, I'm
no David Hackworth so that's just a guess...
look at her eyes
not only is it wonderful to have you back, I truly appreciate you
being the gentleman re: Pickles. Having
said that, I'd like you to allow a female
to take this one on. Buckle your seatbelt, I intend
to rare back and wax poetic.
Laura "Pickles" Bush has one quality important
to Republican wimmin everywhere;
the ability to marry an upwardly mobile turd. If
you are curious about how she can
stand being married to such a cipher with so much
blood on his hands, consult her
medicine chest/liquor cabinet (one and the same).
Xanax with a margarita chaser can
make a happier morning, and apparently sufficiently
dull one's conscience through the
rest of the day. Though I suppose they had to acquire
some pretty decent pharmaceutical
methamphetamine to see her through such a late
night at the press club dinner.
No home-cooked crystal for this broad; the combination
of high-grade uppers on top of
all the depressants/anti-depressants might explain
the deadpan delivery the pundits cooed over.
I'm surprised she could focus on the Tele-prompter.
I also wonder at her vaunted plan to help
the young boys and young men of this country.
Her husband seems to have a plan to help many of
them, and didn't she help at least one to his grave?
It's just a (apologies to Hank, Jr.)
I'd rather be a hammer than a nail,
If Hillary killed her boyfriend, talk radio and the cable Nazis
and the whore networks would remind America about it every day.
the world, I want that oil!"
Free Speech TV
Subject: Poppy wants Jeb
We need a computer expert who can go in
and hack these bastard's
computer data bases and transfer that money from
their evil illegal accounts
to accounts where good can be done with the money. The
only way to stop
a crook is to scam him of every dime he has. (Ala
Maverick) Am I off base?
Richard, no, you're right on target.
Have you ever seen the movie Sneakers?
Robert Redford hacks into the bad guy's
and sends his millions to the Democratic National
No one is seriously considering running
her for president. It's been thrown out there
to minimize Hillary Clinton and her real accomplishments.
Jeb Bush is going to be the GOP/Diebold
engineered president in 2008.
A Democrat of any stripe has no chance for victory
because the Democrats refuse
to put any fight into election reform. Brother
Jeb will be installed the same way his
idiot brother was installed. I'm pretty sure
of this. I'll even bet on it. Poker?
Jim, I'm too smart to take that bet.
The Democrats are too afraid to fight, so the GOP will probably
All available evidence says the Dems will "pull
a Kerry" in 2008,
unless Hillary Clinton or Wes Clark (or both of them) is the nominee.
yours before they're banned
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Bush blames the press for Iraq
Bush says the press has hurt its mission
by telling too much truth. That's why every time
the press makes a mistake, the White House celebrates
and demands apologies and
retractions and atonement. Yet the president and
his people÷who made deadly mistakes
and misrepresentations to cheerlead the country
into war÷have never allowed any
contrition or apology to get close to their lips.
I submit a question:: 'Given subsequent
events and information, do you wish to retract or
apologize for or amend any mistakes or statements
you have made in relation to the Iraq war
÷from the preparation for the war to the
"Anyone who has read Amnesty International
or any of the human rights
organizations about how Saddam treats his people,
heck he used chemicals
on his own people as well as on his neighbors."
Rumsfeld, (The guy who sold the chemicals to Saddam) in 2003, Attribution
say you're using our chemicals to make medicine..."
Sidebar: Rumsfeld trusted Amnesty International in 2003,
but now they are liars?
Saudi crude tastes so sweet..."
Tolerance for torture and ill treatment,
signaled by a failure to investigate and prosecute those responsible,
is the most effective encouragement for it to expand
and grow. Like a virus, the techniques used by the
United States will multiply and spread unless those
who plotted their use are held accountable. Those who
conducted the abusive interrogations must be held
to account, but so too must those who schemed to
authorize those actions, sometimes from the comfort
of government buildings. If the United States permits
the architects of torture policy to get off scot-free,
then other nations should step into the breach.
Would I have passed up that free trip? NEVER!
But bitch about everything,"no lights, rain,
no first class, no internet," etc.
Damn, it was FREE!
Sally, can I tell you a secret? Just
between you and me?
I was not under oath when I wrote that.
How entertaining would it be to read,
"The flight way great,
the hotels were great,
the beaches were great,
the food was great,
the weather was great, etc."
Before I wrote a word, I called my benefactor
and explained that I couldn't
write the exactly true story because people would double hate
me for that.
This way, they only single hate me.
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and 57 Chevys
I got a LOT of mail on this subject and
it's surprising how many of you are wrong.
Many people said things like, "Soldiers
shouldn't obey illegal orders," which
a pretty meaningless statement because when you're
under fire you don't really have
the option to stop and debate every word that comes
out of your CO's mouth.
This would work a lot better in a chat room
(where are you, Supreme Doves?)
but let me ask a question: If Pilot
Joe in Iraq is told to bomb Building 44,
and it turns out that Building 44 is an orphanage,
should that pilot be sent to
Baghdad to be tried and imprisoned for being a
The reason I ask is that's an example of
a soldier following orders that caused the
deaths of many innocent children. Each time a pilot
is given a list of targets, he can't
demand details and re-verification of every target
to be sure it's valid - don't you agree?
This is what I meant about
a soldier being a tool.
Many of you thought I meant that all soldiers are
soulless, brainless robots.
Pilot Joe, in that example, is the chainsaw or
the 57 Chevy.
Knowing you doves, you would want the pilot
put on trial, which means we don't have
a military and that makes you the paradigm of the
idiot, spineless liberal that Rush says
proves Democrats can't be trusted with the White
House. The GOP will own the White
House and the Supreme Court for the next hundred
years if the doves control our party.
Dozens of you mentioned Nuremburg,
which is 100 percent horse hockey.
Can't you see there's a difference between
1) a pilot bombing a target
2) soldiers herding starving Jews into an
oven at Auschwitz?
On the other hand, if there are gangs of roving
American rapist/murderers who
are going block to block torturing people, by all
means they should be put on trial.
Some of you crazies mentioned my "blind worship" of
the military, which just proves
you have to exxaggerate my position in order to
As always, I'm the voice of sanity and reason
War is a semi-organized riot, which is why the ability to start one shouldn't
to a braindead monkey who was never taught that you can't steal everything
Subject: Jane Fonda
If Jane was right about Vietnam than why
did she apologize for it?
I don't know her story well, but lately she's saying she didn't
realize she was sitting
on the anti-aircraft gun seat. She told Dave she and the soldiers
were singing songs
and she was offered that seat and took it. She doesn't apologize for going
she apologized for not being aware of her position with regards to the
If Letterman was against Vietnam does that
make him a conservative because
he was against a war that was started by liberals
and ended by Nixon?
JFK was fighting communism - as you give him grief for that?
If Letterman is liberal and liked what Jane
Fonda did can he be angry
at Nixon for stopping the war started by JFK and
You must be too young to remember what happened, and are trusting
like O'Reilly, Hannity and Limbaugh for your "history." Nixon promised
end the war in his 1968 campaign and his 1972 campaign. I wonder how many
tens of thousands of men died waiting for Nixon to fulfill his promise?
The war ended in 1975, two years after Nixon resigned in disgrace.
If Letterman is conservative could he be
mistakingly thinking that Jane Fonda
is a conservative and wanted the liberal started
I see what you're trying to say, but if Vietnam was aliberal war,
why is your side
still saying it was a great and noble
cause? Remember, your side hates Fonda
and will until you take your final breath, so why blame Dems for that which
If your liberal shouldn't you think that
Nixon was a great man for enacting wage and
price controls, establishing the EPA, visiting
China, and also affirmative action and
food stamps ( to his credit until it was taken
over by crazed communists?), or at least
for stopping a war that was started by liberals?
I'll bet you could ask a question about Paris Hilton's famous
vidoe tape and end it with
"a war that was started by liberals?"
I do not think Nixon the crook was a great man.
Yes, he was to the left of Dubya, but so were Ribbentrop, Goering and Eichmann.
PS--FDR put Americans in concentration camps
and Democrats fought black progress
until they could fight it no longer and then they
grabbed credit which was due to scores
of years of hard work by Republicans.
Carson, the harmless ditto monkey
Why do you go back 60 years to point out Democratic missteps?
Could it be that you want to divert attention from today's headlines?
Your Murder Monkey has sent 1668 brave men to their graves so
he could steal that oil
and you want to focus on Democratic mistakes that were made back in the
I have a question for you:
How many thousands of brave men will pay the ultimate price
for Bush's greed?
bloody body count in Iraq
1668, dead soldiers under Bush
"Only" 4 since yesterday.
For this Commander in Thief, that's a good day.
Yes, it's back and we're in the same hotel
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Lohan hurt in paparazzi attack
Asshole photog rammed her car, cops say
Lindsay Lohan got cuts and bruises from
a car crash Tuesday after a stalkerazzi prick
intentionally rammed her with his car while
pursuing her on the street, police said.
Galo Ramirez, 24, was booked on suspicion
of assault with a deadly weapon and released
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Cops say Lohan called them while driving
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and that she was trying to evade him.
They already killed Diana Spencer - and the cops let them go -
so nothing changed.
Big stars need to carry a stick of pakalolo with them so when shit happens
place the pot inside the bad guy's car - then he'll get some serious
But attempted murder?
That's not a serious crime.
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