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CounterSpy Defense 
Hillary's liberal image 
What Bush doesn't know 
Cheney: Nuke Iran
Rove on truth serum
Taking Souter's Land 
What 'member' means
Ivins: Solidarity Later
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   make it worse here."  
      --Mike Springfield, grasping the obvious


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"Never have I seen such an unlawful Administration, one with such arrogance
  toward the rule of law. Their activities are criminal...When this Administration lied
  and deceived us, Congress should have held hearings...We need a new Congress."
       --Congressman Maurice Hinchey (D-NY), at a Town Hall event,    Attribution

 Maurice, great to hear you say that.
 Thanks for waking up.


 Rove's Backers Use 'CounterSpy Defense'
   by Robert Perry at  consortiumnews.com

  Click  Here

 Over the past two weeks, following revelations that Rove discussed Plame's CIA role with
 journalists in 2003, right-wing commentators have asserted that no crime was committed
 because Plame's CIA identity was "common knowledge" to some of her friends and
 because her cover had already been breached.

 For instance, an editorial in the right-wing Washington Times asserted that Plame's identity
 "was compromised twice before her name appeared" in  Robert Novak's column of July 14, 2003.

"Mrs. Plame's identity as an undercover CIA officer was first disclosed to Russia in the mid-1990s
 by a Moscow spy," the Times said. "In a second compromise, officials said a more recent inadvertent
 disclosure resulted in references to Mrs. Plame in confidential documents sent by the CIA to the U.S.
 Interests Section of the Swiss Embassy in Havana. · Cubans read the classified material and learned
 the secrets contained in them, the officials said."


 Shedding her liberal image
   Hillary knows where the votes are

  Click  Here  (lost in the big crash)


 That sentence is a journalistic trainwreck.
 Knight Ridder Newspapers can't find anybody who can write?

 Clinton blended the rhetoric of President Bush in stressing an aggressive war on
 terrorism with the kind of talk her husband used in forging middle-ground consensus

 Besides being arrested for felony bad writing, this clown should be sued for slander.

 I think between now and election 2008, a whole lot of you
 are going to need to be straightened out.

 If Hillary screws up, I'll bust her for it.

 Until she does, ...would you mind entertaining the possibility
 of being open to a Democratic president ...and perhaps, ...congress?


 Subject: pardons before conviction

 I've been trying to get folks interested in this for years.
 Any normal definition of a pardon is a pardon given to a convicted criminal.

 Just like the amnesty hearings in South Africa, the society can recover from crimes
 that are pardoned but revealed.  But these folks have made it so that you can be
 pardoned for something that will never be revealed.

 Can't there be a case taken through the courts that will clarify that a pardon can
 only be awarded after conviction?  Otherwise, what's to prevent off-the-record
 encouragement to criminality followed by promised, but never explained pardons?
 How can anyone be prosecuted under the law if they can never be investigated by the law?


 Tack, powerful people make the laws.
 Powerful people often need pardons.


There's an all-new


Check it out


"Alberto Gonzales argues that the 12-hour head start he gave to Andrew Card before
  he instructed the White House staff to preserve documents related to Plame leak was
  appropriate because he got permission from the Department of Justice. According to
  Gonzales, Justice said: "Go ahead and notify the staff early in the morning. That would be OK."
  Bob Schieffer noted yesterday that the 12-hour window gave "people time to shred
  documents and do any number of things." Remember: at the time, the investigation was
  controlled by Ashcroft. Karl Rove worked for Ashcroft over the course of two decades.
  Rove "lobbied intensely for his former employer's nomination" to Attorney General.
  In December 2003, Ashcroft recused himself from the investigation amidst criticism
  that his close ties to Rove and others in the White House created a conflict of interest."
           --Judd, "Why Gonzales' Excuse Doesn't Cut It",    Attribution


 Like the nose on your face
  Bart set straight on why the WTC buildings fell

  Click  Here

 Let's look at the facts of Zionist control.

 MEDIA: ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, UPN, The Washington Post, The New York Times,
 The Wall Street Journal, The New York Daily News, Time Magazine, Newsweek,
 People Magazine, US News and World Report and countless other media and Hollywood
 companies all have either a Zionist CEO, or a Zionist News President, or are owned by a
 media conglomerate which has a Zionist CEO. (39) Have you ever noticed how Hollywood
 movies always seem to portray Germans and Arabs as a bigoted fanatics or terrorists?
 Now you know why!

 As one of the few sane human beings in America, I don't get into that "evil Zionist" fight, pro or con.
 People who live in that cesspool lost their logic eons ago, and I refuse to go there.


 Famous historical murderers

 Beverley Allitt killed four babies while posing as a nurse in England.

 George Bush  killed four thousand babies in just one Iraqi city.


 Subject: Santorum

 Do you know what happens when you type 'santorum'
 into Google and hit 'I'm feeling lucky?"


 ha ha

 That was great/terrible.



"Santorum is Latin for 'asshole.'"
     -- Bob Kerrey,  saw it on  spreadingsantorum.com


 What Bush doesn't know

  Click  Here

 I remember the arrogance that accompanied the "shock and awe" bombing campaign that
 kicked off the war in Iraq more than two years ago. The war was supposed to be quick
 and easy, a cakewalk. The enemy, we were told, would fold like a dinner napkin. And then,
 in the neoconservative fantasies of some of the crazier folks in the Bush crowd, the military
 would gear up for an invasion of Iran. In one of the great deceptions in the history of American
 government, Bush insisted to a nation traumatized by 9-11 that the invasion of Iraq was
 crucial to the success of the so-called war on terror.


 Subject: definitely gay

 Apparently you don't know the definition of the word "gay",
 as gay people use it.

 I'm frankly surprised that you are THAT ignorant....
 Paul in Ohio

 Paul, you can't go broke betting on my ignorance.
 You say gay people have a separate language they speak amongst themselves?

 I didn't even know that!


 Subject: John Stepford family

 hey Bart,

 John Roberts waited till age 41 to marry, and then adopted two children.
 Roberts' wife was a Board Member of "Feminists for Life".
 According to the right-wing fundies, all feminists are lesbians.

 So, Is this a 'Tom Cruise' marriage, or a real one?

 ...And did they only have cute young blonde kids at the adoption agency?

 Joe C in Texas




"Is terrorism against white people more important than terrorism against [dark] people?
  Soledad O'Brien is asking Londoners, "How do you feel?", "How has your life changed?"
  She's not asking the same questions of the people of Baghdad."
         --John C,   Attribution


 Cheney's Plan: Nuke Iran
   Is this real or is it a gag?

  Click  Here

 The Pentagon, acting under instructions from Cheney's office, has tasked STRATCOM
 with drawing up a contingency plan to be employed in response to another 9/11.
 The plan includes a large-scale air assault on Iran employing both conventional and
 tactical nuclear weapons. As in the case of Iraq, the response is not conditional on Iran
 actually being involved in the act of terrorism. Several senior Air Force officers involved
 are reportedly appalled that Iran is being set up for an unprovoked nuclear attack,
 but no one is prepared to damage his career by posing any objections.

 I know the Democrats would let them do this, but I'm certain
 the Republicans would say, "No, you've gone too far this time."


 Subject:  Hillary

 I AM a sane Democrat that's sickened by our Democratic choices.
 I have to agree that Hillary would be a bigger campaign disaster than Kerry was...

 That's crazy talk, but you knew I'd say that before you typed it.

 She has had numerous opportunites to say that we went to war over lies
 and fraudulent intelligence and that this quagmire was created by Republican Neocons....

 I continue to fall into these Smurf arguments,
 where I repeat myself until I'm blue in the face.

 You don't have to agree with me that Hillary or Hillary/Clark or Clark or Clark/Hillary
  is our best to change the disasterous direction this country is headed in.

 But you must agree that Hillary's situation isn't like anyone else's.
 You don't have a choice - you have to agree with that.
 (That's where the 'has to' ends.)

 Hillary can't lead any charge until she's chosen as the Democratic candidate.
 If Hillary breathes wrong, the press will go 24/7 about her "hostile takeover"
 and they'll find 500 people on the street to ask, "Who made her God?"

 But no....more of the same old stuff out of her....

 Dude, it's not her turn to bet.
 Don't ask her to declare before the time is right.
 I omagine when the time is right, she'll bet everything.

 We need someone with the balls of Howard Dean...oh yeah we cut his off!

 I get that, but Dean has promised not to run.
 A big problem we have is the "Chris from Boca" types saying,
 "I'd rather see Bush win than Hillary."


 Karl Rove on truth serum
   saw it on  pmcarpenter.blogs.com

  Click  Here

 Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 and then trashed the greatest supply of global
 good will this nation has ever witnessed. Liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks
 and hoped to use this good will to the nation's advantage.

 Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 and soon phonied up all kinds of crapola as to
 our motivations and justifications for invading Iraq. Liberals saw the savagery of the
 9/11 attacks and kidded themselves into buying it.

 Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 and prepared not one whit for Iraq's post-invasion phase.
 Liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to know how neocons could have been so stupid.


 Subject:  'Next Plane to Gitmo'

 I just finished cutting the raw version of Next Plane to Gitmo (a song I wrote),
 and I'm gonna get Joey Vee to add a couple of sound bites in the song to finish it off.

 It will probably debut on the Joey Joe Joe show in the next few weeks, and then
 I'd love to give it to you for inclusion in a BCR show.  I'd also love it to sell a gazillion
 copies so I could retire early, but I'm a member of the Church of Reality and I see no
 reality-based way to make this love turn into something real.

 ha ha

 Big Tom

 Dude, I'd like to hear your song.

 Big Tom won the Chicago Pokerfest 2005 title this year.


saw it on  warfolly.com


"We've got to make it clear that
  Michael Moore doesn't speak for us."
     -- The DLC's Al From, moving away from the truth,   Attribution


 Taking Souter's Land
 He said it was OK to steal land, remember?

  Click  Here

 People from across the country are getting behind a campaign to seize Supreme Court Justice
 David Souter's farmhouse to build a luxury hotel, according to the man who came up with the
 idea following a Supreme Court decision favoring government seizure of private property.

"We would act just as these cities have been acting in seizing properties. We would give
 Souter the same sort of deal," said Logan Darrow Clements, of Los Angeles.

 People are sending money to a hotel construction fund. A rival proposal would turn Souter's land
 into a park commemorating the U.S. Constitution.  Souter has declined to comment on the matter,
 but he has defenders, like Betty Straw, his sixth-grade teacher.

"I think it's absolutely ridiculous," she said. "They're just doing it for spite."

 No, lady, they're doing it because they can.
 Souter thought this was a great idea, so he can live with the results - somewhere else.


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 I was three shots into a bottle of Canicas Anejo Tequila and I was fumbling around the web.
 I was happy (I have a good paying job in the BFEE economy), yet I was perplexed.

 At 50 years old, I have had less difficulty getting laid in a yuppie bar in Westport,
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"Rove's Last Stand" from The Whiskey Bar

 It Depends on What 'Member' Means

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 When news organizations reported last week that John Roberts was a member of the
 Federalist Society, a conservative legal group, the White House forcefully denied it.
 But it now appears that if he was not a member, he had a status that looked very much
 like a member's. This apparent contradiction raises questions about how forthcoming
 Mr. Roberts and the White House have been. But it is also a reminder of a major concern
 about this nomination: a few Washington insiders seem to know a lot more about him than
 the Senate or the American people."


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"First thing that Medicare has done is it says that if you're -- when you
  join Medicare, you get preventative screenings. Put in Texas terms
 -- in order to solve something, you got to diagnose it."
     --Dubya, solving good health,   Attribution


 Will Hillary end her run for the White House
with a "yes" vote for John (women are stupid) Roberts?

 Solidarity later

  Click  Here

 Organized labor is weak, but unorganized labor is a hell of a lot weaker. That's what's splitting
 the AFL-CIO. You may think this is none of your beeswax, but if you work in this country, you
 owe labor, big time. And I'm talking to you, white-collar worker. This is not about the old stuff
 -- 40-hour workweek, unemployment insurance, health benefits, safety regs, etc.  This is about
 right now, today. The money that controls this administration is out to screw you -- it's your pension
 on the line, your salary on the line and your job on the line. If your company can replace you cheaper,
 you are gone, buddy. And this administration is pushing jobs overseas just as fast as it can."


 Subject: Kerry was basically a wimp candidate

 Kerry got the nod because of crossover republican votes in Iowa!!!
 He sure wasn't the choice of the democrats.



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 If they started this war to steal Iraq's resources,
 why is gas over a #$%!!#! TWO DOLLARS per gallon???

 David M

 Dave, I can answer that.

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