"If someday they get the crazy idea of
coming to invade us,
we'll make them bite the dust defending the freedom of
-- Venezuela's Hugo Chavez on the likelihood of the
Monkey invading Attribution
Hugo, it's a bad idea to taunt an insane killer when he runs
the world's only superpower military.
for Der Monkey
Is today the day Bush's goons
arrest a military Mom?
Yesterday morning, a day after reading the piece,
Strause and Decker, who live in California, were on a plane to Crawford
to join the woman in her vigil. They intend to stay, they said, until
Bush - who is on vacation for the next five weeks - agrees to meet
Cindy Sheehan in person. Neither of the two women knows Sheehan.
Neither has a child, much less one who has been killed in Iraq. And
neither had been active in the anti-war movement.
They hadn't attended any "protests or peace rallies or anything
like that," Strause said. "Both of us are very busy."...
'We just want to do something," she said. "We're so sick of
being on the sidelines. Being busy isn't an excuse anymore.'"
It would be cool if hundreds or thousands of people showed
up to harass that freeloading bastard?
"I love my country but I am unable to
do any service for the people because t is
overrun by fanatics and extremists. The streets are ruled by
gangs, looters and goons."
--Abdul Jawad, the head of English lit at Baghdad U, on his way
to Jordan, Attribution
is Cindy a threat to Der Monkey?
For the last couple of days I have been hearing
that Cindy Sheehan will be considered a threat to national security
if she does not leave her post by Thursday. At this point, it’s
important to ask: why Thursday? Why is Cindy not a threat today or
tomorrow? Why wasn't she considered a threat to national security
Saturday when we first marched out to the ranch? What is the difference
between Thursday and now?
Let me tell you what the difference is. Thursday
Condy Rice and Rummy will be arriving at King George's castle.
Sometime either Thursday or Friday King George is going to some kind
of fundraiser at the ranch of a local crony.
My sources tell me that the only way for King George to get to that
ranch from his castle is to drive by Cindy and
her supporters. That's right, fellow peasants; King George would have
to actually see Cindy.
But that's not the real story. The real story
is that the media will be there to record absolutely every movement,
every event that happens when King George's carriage goes
by. King George has no plans to stop, no plans to talk to Cindy.
The media would be there to report and videotape King George driving
right on by the throng of peasants and the mother of a fallen hero,
snubbing his nose at them as he goes his merry way to the party.
This would not be good for King George in the
eyes of his public. In fact, it would be very, very bad.
I am so ready for this asshole's never-ending
honeymoon to finally end.
With Clinton, they started when he announced his run for the White House
and they hounded him
about every imaginary scandal Rush could fabricate for 14 years - but
the Giggling Murderer gets a pass?
People seem like they're finally getting
tired of the death, the war, the recession, the missing billions, etc.
If enough people show outrage, the whore media might actually
cover Bush's crimes.
If that happens, maybe a Democrat will actually wake the fuck up.
Subject: headed to Crawford
My paper editor and I and some friends from Eureka
are headed in the motorhome to Crawford
to get our asses arrested with Cindy tomorrow, we can pick u up in Tulsa
Wish us luck
Dude, I'd love to go, but my plans for this weekend are already in place.
Good luck, and take notes so you can tell your story when you get back.
If you want, stop in Tulsa and I'll give you some bartcop stickers
and some worst president ever stickers.
Put them on that fascist bastard's gate - if you can avoid getting
arrested for it.
takes a swipe at Bush
A new Rolling Stones' song titled "Sweet Neo Con" clearly
takes a swip at America's fascist Monkey
and his nasty-ass band of fascist goons who are busy raping the world
and stealing billions of dollars.
An excerpt from the song was published by Newswhore
"You call yourself a Christian, I
call you a hypocrite.
You call yourself a patriot, well I think you're full of shit."
The song is on the Stones' new album, "A
Bigger Bang" due in September.
"Suck on that, Monkey!"
The decision to bomb Nagasaki only a few days
after Hiroshima raises separate issues.
Some people hold that most of the arguments for the use of the atomic
bomb do not justify
dropping the second one on Nagasaki.
Wait, there are at least three giant issues here:
Dropping the first bomb
- yes or no?
Dropping the second bomb
- yes or no?
Dropping the second bomb three days after the first bomb - yes or no?
In sports, when you have the advantage, when the other guy is "on
the ropes" or "is the short stack,"
that's when you pile on because that works, and if you have
to win (WWII) you win however you can.
In his semi-autobiographical novel Timequake,
Kurt Vonnegut said that while the Hiroshima bomb
may have saved friendly lives, Nagasaki
still proved that the United States was capable of senseless cruelty.
Lost the senders name...
Out of context, that's sounds illogical, but Kurt has me by at least
100 IQ points.
Senseless crulety? Trying to beat back the aggressor?
Kurt's bartcop sticker
I'm saying - it was a world war.
It's like waking up to a masked man in your bedroom.
There's no way you can stop and think, "What
would be fair to all?" in that situation.
When the other guy is thinking "How can
I best murder you?" you use all possible force.
That's how I got in trouble on the torture thing.
Once you identify the enemy for sure - like a man in your house
with a ski mask - you pull the f-ing trigger.
People who refuse to pull the trigger - once you identify the
enemy for sure - are the people you read about
in the news the nezt day, when people drink their coffee and say,
"Crime - gee - I dunno."
I say, "Fuck that."
If you read about my ass in the news, I damn sure hope it's "Demo-blogger
charged in killing"
rather than "Tequila Treehouse blogger
services to be held Friday."
The Clash song, Guns of Brixton?
"When they kick at your front door, how you gonna come?
With your hands on your head, or on the trigger of your gun?
I'm perpetually confused by this.
When you break it all down, your choices are surrender or fight,
and so many Democrats hate
the idea of fighting because "it's wrong."
Maybe that's why we keep losing?
Subject: Peter Jennings
I got reamed in a chat board for suggesting that
they overdid the Peter Jennings announcement.
I deleted my comment because it was crass so soon after
his death but Jennings has pissed me off for a long time.
Is there something I am supposed to respect about this?
I guess I missed his hard hitting
expose on Bush's [lack of]
military service. I guess I missed his courageous report on
the true basis for our war in Iraq. I think
I must have been out of town when his coverage
of what really happened on 9/11 was on. I remember the endless reports
of fishing expeditions for trouser trout in Lake Clinton. Let
his family and colleagues mourn his
passing but the media can find someone to read the news with as
melodious of tones and I am sure that they can find a head with
as nice a set of hair.
America is still neck deep in the swamp he
helped bury us in by not doing his job.
Oh, wait a minute. His job was reading
what they put in his hands, I guess he did do that.
If all he was was a talking head then
why break in to regular programming and scare me with
that big "breaking news" bullshit?
If he actually had some say in what was reported
then why do 40% still think 9/11 and
Saddam Hussein are connected? Wasn't that his job
to inform them? Pretty
piss poor job if you ask me.
They say it's not polite to speak ill of the recently departed, but
yes, Peter Jennings was nothing more than another
enabler for the BFEE. He could've told the truth (and lost his
job) so he chose to help the bloody Bush bastards.
Neuharth said Bush's mess in Iraq needed a Walter Cronkite.
Cronkite, after a combat tour of Vietnam in
"There is no way this war can be justified
Peter Jennings wasn't up to the job. None of the whore anchors
have done their damn jobs. They're all too busy
lying to make Bush look better. The newspapers and networks all
all charmed by Bush or too greedy to care.
1843 soldiers dead (wait, have more died since?) and the whore newshounds
bothered to tell the truth because they're too busy gushing over Bush's
Maybe Jennings was a nice guy, but America doesn't need "nice guy"
We need honest reporters, like Helen Thomas.
Remember, when Helen Thomas's employer was bought by the Moonies,
she resigned rather than give up her dignity and honesty.
She's a real reporter.
Jennings was a Mickey Mouse reporter
Subject: taking chances
You said- "I think I'll take my chances with Al Qaeda."
Like you haven't been an ardent supporter ever since you first heard
of them on 9/11.
Heck, your ignorant, treasonous lies are right
out of their playbook.
Maybe we should give more retards like you a
web presence- then we could really
slaughter some more soldiers, and even get a domestic attack or two!
Have a great one,
Monkey, if dead soliders is what you want, Bush is your man.
Bush has killed 1843 soldiers but Clinton never sent a man into
battle who didn't come home alive.
Kent Bye holds
the we-love-war press accountable
Description: First vlog episode about an open
source, investigative documentary on how the television news became
an uncritical echo chamber to the countdown towards war in Iraq -- and
proposed tools for collaborative journalism that can provide some solutions.
Featuring: Jay Rosen, Dan Gillmor, Doc Searls,
Jonathan Landay, Pamela Hess, Bill Plante, Kent Bye and 60 others.
Kent Bye is damn talented and he's been working on this for two years.
I can't wait to see the finished product.
"Well, it's the same way I don't care
about anything else:
Christ died for my sins and nothing else matters.'
Ann Coulter, on why she's the way she is,
Subject: Jackson jurors
No one forced them to acquit. They could have
held out for guilty, but chose to go with the others.
Now, these very same jurors, the ones that, during a press conference
after the trial, said that the prosecution
did not prove their case, these very same people all of a sudden have
some sort of attack of conscience?
I do not think so. They have simply become a sort of prostitute.
I think the jurors just wanted to go home.
Prosecutors insist on putting up 500 witnesses over a year-long trial,
then they can't understand a rushed verdict?
If I was on that jury, my ADD would prevent me from paying attention
week after week after week after week after week.
When will these spotlight whores learn to trim their trials to two weeks?.
goes after Mick Jagger
They might be heading for a backlash
First it was the Dixie Chicks, then Eminem, then
Bruce Springsteen, and then...the list goes on and on.
Now it's Mick Jagger's turn to be slapped around. According to Fox's
Neil Cavuto, who saw fit to air
two segments about this looming crisis today (August 9, 2005), Jagger
took a "big jab at the White House"
in a "very controversial tune called 'Sweet Neo-Con'" in which
"Mick Jagger calls the President a hypocrite
and worse. A lot worse." Cavuto turned to Fox reporter Anita Vogel
who said one of the Rolling Stones'
"brand new songs seems to take aim at the Bush administration without
actually naming any names."
She said the Stones' next album will be out in September and, 'word
is, it will feature a track called
'Sweet Neo-Con,' a song that seems to attack the president.'"
It would be so cool to be big enough to have
those FOX cowards come after me.
I'd give those bastards all they wanted and a whole lot more.
Fuck 'em, Mick - don't back down one inch.
was the General fired?
Did he learn about some BFEE dirty tricks?
Sources have offered a different explanation
for Byrnes' dismissal which ties in with Bush's unpopular plan to
attack Iran and the staged nuclear attack in the US which would provide
the pretext to do so. Anonymous military sources said that Brynes
was the leader of a faction that was preparing to instigate a coup
against the neo-con hawks in an attempt to prevent further global
Prisonplanet.com has relentlessly discussed
similar style drills which took place on the morning of 9/11 and
on the morning of 7/7 in London.
"Speculation exists that he had potentially
discovered the fact that it was gonna go live and that he was trying
to put a stop to it or also speculation indicates that he may be
part of a military coup designed to prevent the ridiculous idea
of doing a nuclear war with Iran, " said Lehrman.
I may have to start going to church again...
"Look what that Bush bastard did to our economy."
--- everyone unemployed or under-employed,
Clinton was a 500 plus, Bush is a 1,000 minus.
Bush stole those billions and gave some to his super-rich friends.
When the sacred sand turns to glass, will it
then become sacred glass?
Oh yeah, I almost forgot -that whole part of the world will be uninhabitable,
except for the Haliburton technicians who will work in space suits in
shifts to keep that texas tea flowing...
The time has come, the walrus said...
Bob in Prague
Marty is on Erin Hart's
show on KIRO
Sunday nights at 9pm Pacific
11 party a travesty
I thought, "surely this is a joke."
The Pentagon is planning both a country music concert on
the National Mall featuring Clint Black and
an "America Supports You Freedom Walk."
Clint Black is the voice behind the jingoistic
"I Raq and Roll," a song that connects Saddam to Sept. 11,
tucked in between couplets of jingoistic chest-beating. Because Bush
and company have repeatedly failed
to justify our massive intervention in the Middle East, and refused
to acknowledge our current problems in
that region and lack of preparation going in, we must be subjected to
this vicious propaganda.
Are our leaders so detached and deluded to think
that this will stand with the average American?
Sure we'll stand for this crap, just like we stand for all the crap
they give us.
With the press playing along and the Democrats too scared to act, why
we expect the crooks to stop stealing? Why should we expect the
killers to stop killing?
Subject: cops shot toddler
If the cops who shot that girl put her
in a Hefty bag would that be okay?
If they proceeded to puncture her skull
and suck her brain out would that be okay?
If a third trimester abortion is a right
than why is it so wrong to kill a kid?
Could it be that you don't have a kid or
Carson Monkey (I get older and learn more.)
Carson, that's a semi-legit question.
- It would not be OK if the cops shot her under any circumstances.
- It would not be OK if the cops sucked her brain out.
I assume guess you're referring to what anti-choicers call "a
partial birth abortion."
I'm not in favor of those unless the mother's life is in danger.
I think a better solution would be to full-term that baby and
let someone adopt,
but I don't have a right to force my opinion on a pregnant woman
- do you?
I'm the only pro-choicer I know of who agrees that abortion kills
a living being,
but that's the price we pay for a woman's right to make her own
We have guns in America, and tens of thousands die from that
We have cars in America, and tens of thousands die from that choice.
We have swimming pools in America, and hundreds die from that
We have electricity in America, and hundreds die from that choice
and abortions are the price we pay for women to have that freedom.
Your side thinks sex education is wrong.
(To be fair, your side is always anti-education.)
I think a red state and a blue state should each run a pilot
program. Teach abstience only
in the red state for, say, three years and then measure the pregnancy/STD
rate of that state
to the blue state that has stressed science, education, condoms
The state with the lower rate of pregnancy/STDs would tell us
which method is better, right?
Does that sound like a good idea to you?
Or are you afraid the "abstinence" states would have more pregnancies?
FYI, Oklahoma (super-red state) leads the nation in teen pregnancy.
In the past, we've quoted Rush and Laura the Unloved saying "Women
in the military because they always end
If our highly trained military personnel can't "say no" to sex,
what chance to horny teenagers have?
- a third trimester abortion is "a right" like driving a murdering
I like abortions like I like root canal - sometimes
they are necessary.
- It's true I have no kids, but do I have a clue?
I think my position on abortion can't be argued with.
To disagree with me, you have to call for the elimination of guns,
cars and electricity.
Good luck with that, my hairy friend.
...and the BFEE makes a
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Subject: Sign donation
Bart, give them hell,
Wow, I'm "bartley," too!
Thanks for your generous sign donation.
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stumbles early at PGA
Woods opened his round on No. 10 at the 7,392-yard, par-70 Baltusrol
Golf Club's Lower Course by three-putting
from about 30 feet for a bogey 5 and never could get back to
even par as he struggled to find fairways.
The best he could do from the rough on No. 14
was to hit into a bunker, leading to another bogey.
And on the par-5 18th, a birdie hole if he could find the fairway, Woods
went so far to the left that he had to
take an unplayable lie and made another bogey.
Woods' frustration began to show late in the
round. He flung his putter to the ground (ha
ha) when a birdie putt
stopped on the lip, and he dropped his iron when his approach
on the next hole, No. 3, spun down the slope.
He bogeyed No. 4 to fall seven shots behind the early leaders.
I am not laughing.
(I'm lying - I'm laughing my ass off)
Subject: Bart in school
Good deal, Bart! For the first time in a long
time the page didn't have funny marks instead of punctuation marks,
and it's looking very good. I hope the results are also timesaving for
you, congrats on passing your test!
All praise (and a shot of Chinaco) to Chicago Jim for
flying all the way to Tulsa just to educate me.
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"I have had enough of Cindy Sheehan.
We were all saddened by the death of her son in Iraq.
Every death of a military member is tragic, whether in combat or as
a result of an accident.
As a mom, she is certainly entitled to grieve her loss. However, I think
she's had more than
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Slaughter in Iraq...
...and Bush is 'hard at work,'
just like he was after getting
"Osama determined to attack
inside the US" memo.
Republicans and religio-crazies
say Bush's bloody war is acceptable.
Dad's not coming home.
No Tea and Sympathy?
There's an angry mother of a dead soldier camping
outside his Crawford ranch, demanding to see a president
who prefers his sympathy to be carefully choreographed. Polls
shows that a majority of Americans now think
that going to war was a mistake and that the war has made the U.S. more
vulnerable to terrorism.
So fighting them there means it's more likely we'll have to fight them
The Bush team tried to discredit "Mom"
by pointing reporters to an old article in which she sounded kinder
If only her husband were an undercover C.I.A. operative, the Bushies
could out him. But even if they send out
a squad of Swift Boat Moms for Truth, there will be a countering Falluja
Moms for Truth.
It's hard to think of another president who lived
in such meta-insulation. His rigidly controlled environment
allows no chance encounters with anyone who disagrees. He never has
to defend himself to anyone, and that
is cognitively injurious. He's a populist who never meets people - an
ordinary guy who clears brush, and brush
is the only thing he talks to.
Excuse me, slut, but it was people like YOU that got Bush elected by
constantly praising him while telling the most
outrageous lies about Al Gore, and then John Kerry. Don't sit
there in your lily-white ivory tower and explain what
a vicious bastard The Monkey is because lying whores like you put
him in office.
Perhaps you could work a little truth into your
horseshit during the 2006
and 2008 campaigns?
Or would that be too much to ask?
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shot at Britney Spear's
He's OK, he was shot with a BB gun.
Cops say the "singer" and her husband aren't suspects.
Have you even seen a "star" fall so far so fast?
Last year, she was Number One on some "hot list," like FHM
Maxim magazine and this year she wasn't in the Top 100.
I'm surprised she's still getting stalked.
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