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1646 - White House Horrors
"We anticipate no mea culpa from the president
for what his senior aides have done to us.
But he owes the nation both an explanation
and an apology."
& Myth of the Renegade Aide
by Robert Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
Whatever special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald
concludes about crimes committed in the leaking of
Plame's identity, he's certain to face fierce
resistance if he tries to track the evidence back up the chain
of command to Cheney or Bush. The history of
Watergate and Iran-Contra tells us that official
Washington almost always favors the myth of the
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on
...sources tell Jackson Thoreau
The indictment and resignation of Scooter Libby
on Good Friday is just the beginning.
The best news is that a new grand jury was impaneled.
Libby's indictment includes a passage in which
an "Official A" told Libby that he had talked
with Novak about Plame andthat Novak would be
writing a story about Plame.
And who is "Official A?" None other than Karl
Rove, according to my sources.
Rove and Novak go way back in such dirty tricks.
In 1992, Rove, with help from Novak,
with whom Rove has often dined, smeared Robert
Mosbacher Jr., George H.W. Bush's
then-presidential campaign manager. Mosbacher
gave John Weaver, a Rove competitor,
the bulk of a $1 million direct mail contract,
and Rove spread a story that Mosbacher had
been replaced in Texas by another campaign manager,
which Novak repeated in a column.
Poppy Bush reportedly dismissed Rove from his
campaign for doing that, but his son will
not do so for doing worse in the Plame case.
But expect Rove to go down eventually.
Fitzgerald is just building the case against
Rove and possibly others…
Subject: your website sucks
I have been reading your website for a couple
months now since a friend said,
"You've got to look at this website.
It is insane. The guy who writes it must be crazy."
I agree with him now.
There has not been a thing that is accurate
and has happened as you predicted.
Sorry Bart, Delay's innocent and free.
Rove will stay as advisor to Bush.
None of the people you Democrats have gone after
will be convicted of anything.
You always accuse Republicans of what Democrats
are guilty of.
draggiing my knuckles on the ground.
Dude, your boy's getting rolled.
Get used to it.
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"The Houston Astros played the World Series
with no black members.
You know what you calla baseball team
with no black players? ...swept."
-- D.L. Hughley, keeping it real
Cheney Urged to Apologize
World can't stand their arrogance much
Harry Reid (D-Quiet and Nice) said Sunday that
Bush and Cheney should apologize for the actions
of their aides in the CIA leak case. Reid also
said Bush should pledge not to pardon any aides convicted
as a result of the investigation into the disclosure
of CIA officer Valerie Plame's identity.
"There has not been an apology to the American
people for this obvious problem in the White House," Reid said.
He said Bush and Cheney "should come clean with
the American public. This has gotten way out of hand,
and the American people deserve better than this."
Subject: my opinion of you
You are a bunch of Pigs in sheeps clothing.
mehmizuno in Hawaii
Mel, it's difficult for me to be a "bunch" of anything.
And whatever I am, I'm certainly not cloaking myself in what I''m not.
Too bad you didn't have anything of substance to offer.
Control to the Iraqis
Bush has to get out before the '06 elections get him impeached
Seeking to lower the visibility of U.S. troops
and grant more authority to Iraqi government forces,
the American military has now ceded control of
27 of the nation's 109 bases, U.S. and Iraqi officials said.
Thousands of U.S. troops have been redeployed
in recent months from Iraqi bases, and Iraqis are now
in charge of patrol areas that include four districts
of Baghdad and the town of Taiji, northeast of the capital.
On Friday, American officials announced that the
next major military installation expected to be transferred
to Iraqi control was Saddam's palace in Tikrit.
The site has been renamed Forward Operating Base Danger
and currently houses more than 6,000 U.S. troops.
Naming that base "Danger" may be the first honest
thing they've done over there.
Plus, who thinks America controls Iraq?
There were over 1,000 car bombs and suiciders
Does that sound to you like we control anything
Why don't they retire?
They were well along into stuff 20 years ago,
have made millions, have made a lot of noise,
have been everywhere, did a good tune with B.B.
King some years back - yet still have "fans."
They're the biggest group in the world so yes, they have "fans."
Is this like the Star Trek ninnies ?
Gee, aren't I also without a life, evidenced
here by bothering to comment?
Who is Brad Pitt?
What is George W. Bush?
Please take him away.
"Rove lied to the president. I don't care whether
he broke the law or not. He cannot continue to work
in my White House because he lied to my president.
Surely the President cannot continue to take advice
from a man he cannot trust. Faced with this
logic, the President has two only two possible responses:
Fire Rove or admit that he, the President,
was complicit in the lie. This is serious. What if the President's
closest aides lied to him about WMD in Iraq?
Oh my, what if he started a war because he believed them?
-- --Marshall Grossman, Link
Subject: How much
is your blog worth?
Congrats on your new found wealth!
I love the CD's you sent OMG!
I can't wait to share them with my liberal Dem
parents, cousins, etc at Xmas!
Steve, thanks, but that's not a real number.
If some web site says bartcop.com is worth "X."
that doesn't mean someone is writing a check.
Hell, I could say each bartcop.com issue is
and with 1645 issues online that would equal $1.6 million,
but I still have a hole in my shoe and trouble paying my VISA
bill each month.
...but if I worked for the dark side, $1.6 million might be a real number.
has good stuff.
Alito for Supreme Court
Der Monkey, stung by the rejection of his first
choice, nominated longtime judge Samuel Alito today
in a bid to reshape the Supreme Court and mollify
his conservative allies. Democrats said that Alito
may be "too radical for the American people."
"Unlike my downstairs maid Harriet Miers, Judge
Alito has served with distinction for 15 years, and now has more
prior judicial experience than any Supreme Court
nominee in more than 70 years," Bush said with a straight face.
Bush has no credibility to pick judges.
He already told us his secretary was the most qualified
person in America.
Now he's going to say this guy is really the most qualified?
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"They did a damage assessment within
the CIA, looking at what this did that Joe Wilson's wife was outed.
And turned out it was quite minimal damage.
They did not have to pull anyone out undercover abroad.
They didn't have to resettle anyone. There
was no physical danger of any kind, just some embarrassment."
--Bob Woodward, earning his check from the
I can hear the vulgar Pigboy, "Even Bob Woodward,
who is as far left as you can get,
"admits" there's nothing to this witchhunt
of Godly Bush by the Democrats."
If you're not a kid or a babe dressed as an exotic
dancer, take the night off.
If you're not the president pretending he's a
soldier, you have no business being in a costume that night.
Halloween is for kids, hot babes and monkey-brained
Peter Pan Presidents.
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Why not run Grace Slick as Hillary's VP?
Makes as much sense as trumpeting Hillary all
Is Grace a New York senator with an approval rating in the high sixties?
You have a lot of good points and observations
Your head is completely up your ass on Hillary.
The controversy you create by backing a peevish
bitch like Hillary is causing a stir;
which in some twisted way seems to make you happy,
like: torture has it good points,
I didn't say "torture has its good points."
I said in extreme circumstances, with three important criteria, it
might save millions of lives.
Some people are willing to lose millions of American lives in one day
I'm not one of them.
the fact that guns are illegal in Japan - and
murder is non-existent - but we really need
guns here - in spite of all the contrary evidence
from truly civilized countries.
If Japan had 200 million guns you couldn't outlaw guns there.
Why can't the anti-gun nuts address that fact?
The question is not, "Should
we have guns?"
The question is,
"We have 200 million guns - can we control them?"
You'll need one foot in the real world to win this debate.
I'm interested in having a Democrat as President.
I may not know who the next Abraham Lincoln
- a real Democrat - is, but I know Hillary is
cold, pisses repubs and dems, and anyone else off;
and can NEVER win - repeat, never win - that's
the point here.
Why lie to yourself?
Bob, like a dozen people before you, you claim Hillary
can't win but you failed to mention
who might be able to beat her - why did you leave that out?
The country laughs when Dean or Kucinich is mentioned.
That's not fair, but that's a fact you need to recognize.
Hillary haters need to understand that numbers mean things.
She can raise more money in 24 hours than any other candidate can raise
in a month.
your choices are Hillary or the BFEE stooge - how you gonna vote?
The significance of the indictments handed down
Friday against Libby goes far beyond who said what,
when and to whom. Just as the prosecutions of
administration officials in the Watergate scandal were
only tangentially tied to a "second-rate burglary,"
the charges against Libby cast a bright glare on the extent
to which the White House has gone to pre-empt
scrutiny about how this nation was lured into a war on
false pretenses. At least in the Watergate scandal,
or with Monica, no one died because of the administration's
dissembling. By contrast, the invasion of Iraq,
of which Libby was an influential advocate, has resulted in 2,000
deaths of American servicemen and women, at least
30,000 Iraqi deaths, and many, many more maimed and wounded."
The problem is, handjob America thinks oral sex is worse than
a fake war and 2000 dead soldiers.
Subject: Foggies go a countin'
Yeah, but it takes some Democratic balls to make
for a frog march, Bart.
You can say those words forever, but they don't
mean shit if those with the power to act don't act.
And your Hillary remains hidden behind her political
When do you think she might say something real?
When do you think she might become...a Democrat?
In your wildest dreams, Bart.
Meanwhile, I'm putting my money behind the effort
to draft Gore.
And I am actively writing both Kerry and Clinton
to disinterest them from running in '08.
Letters upon letters, Bart.
Gore had his chance at it but he didn't want it.
We don't need weaklings or political powerbrokers.
What we need right now, this instant, is spine.
Those Democrats such as Conyers and Kucinich,
don't have "political connections" to the White House,
so Gore is the best we have.
Hilary has yet to prove she's even a Democrat.
Dude, timing is everything.
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Subject: my new website
I finally set up my own crappy site that has links
to articles I have written...
It is still a work in progress but I hope that
I will have some finances soon that will allow me
to move it off of geocities and make it more
legit (maybe Perkle to host it for me eventually?).
is my site.
I will update it as regularly as school work
allows--remember, it is still very rudimentary.
P.S. are you going to be doing a Bartfest anytime
Dude, no plans for a Bartfest in the near future.
It takes years for demand to pick up :)
If Libby wants to help Cheney and Bush stay out of trouble - he'll plead
guilty and avoid the trial.
Libby doesn't want to plead because he's looking at the following penalties,
according to Fitzgerald:
Obstruction of justice - Ten years
Perjury Count One - Five years.
Perjury Count Two - Five years.
False Statements Count One - Five years
False Statements Count Two - Five years
That's thirty years, Scooter.
Your scooter may not be able to handle thirty years, so let's go
and let's put Der Monkey and the Heartless Dick under oath and grill
is your web site worth?
Your blog, RushLimbaugh.com, is worth $0.00
"This began not as somebody launching a smear
campaign...We're going to find out that it started
as a kind of gossip, as chatter and that somebody
learned (Plame) had worked at the CIA and helped
him get this job. There's a lot of innocent
actions in all of this but...this is a junkyard dog prosecutor.
Some people kind of had convenient memories
before the grand jury. "Technically" they might be able
to be charged with perjury. But I don't see
an underlying crime here."
--Bob Woodward, Bush whore, doing all he can to spin this for his boss
"Blowing the cover of a CIA officer is the
cardinal sin in the intelligence business:
It could wipe out information networks and
put lives at risk."
--Rep. Jane Harman (Calif.), on the House
intelligence panel, Link
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by Andrew Sullivan
We know from the indictment text that Libby got
the classified information about Valerie Plame from Cheney,
who got it from that part of the CIA that employs
undercover agents. But Libby told the FBI and the grand jury
that he got the information first from reporters.
Why the discrepancy? If Libby had done nothing illegal why didn't
he just tell the truth? It's clear to me that
Fitzgerald believes that there was a bigger reason for those little lies,
a rationale for the coverup, a larger premise
that makes sense of all of this. Part of that premise has to involve the
actions and motivations of Cheney. Fitzgerald
and his team know this. They have not finished their inquiry and have
an important potential source of new information
facing a trial under a judge known for hefty sentences. Some kind
of plea deal by Libby — a shorter sentence in
return for naming names in the underlying case? — is not inconceivable.
If I were Cheney, I'd be sweating a little."
Poor Andy - his gay-hating heroes are in trouble.
Andy - stay on their side - we don't want you.
Subject: More Misfortune for
President Bush got more unfortunate news today
as Lewis (Scooter) Libby was indicted on 5 felony counts
that follows a string of other unfortunate events.
He lost his nominee to the supreme court. The price of gas
hovers at 3 dollars a gallon and Exxon posted
record profits. The death toll in Iraq crossed 2000 and mothers
like Cindy Sheehan are following him around questioning
if he lied to start the war. Then there was the Katrina
debacle where hundreds died because the FEMA
director was inexperienced and clueless. This all is on top of
the growing deficit and higher inflation, with
more and more people no longer able to afford health care costs.
New bankruptcy laws prevent people from starting
over in favor of credit card companies. His program to
change Social Security is going nowhere and congress
is working on cutting Medicare and Medicaid to
raise money to give permanent tax cuts to the
The right wing is turning on him as well as the
Republicans in Congress who fear the 2006 elections will
no longer favor them, even with rigged voting
machines. Teen pregnancies are up and high school graduation
is down. Taxes are up and services are down.
The stock market has been flat hovering 2000 points below
where it was 6 years ago. Then there's Halliburton
kickbacks, Bin Laden is still free, the insurgents are winning,
no weapons of mass destruction, Abu, Ghraib torture
scandal, questions about the 9-11 attack, a gay hooker
posing as Whitehouse press reporter, reporters
going to jail, questions about stolen elections, global warming
causing more hurricanes, bird flu, anthrax attacks,
huge increases in heating oil, natural gas, and electricity costs,
arctic oil drilling, mission not quite accomplished,
Tom Delay was indicted, Bill Frist is under SEC investigation,
and with the Republicans in power there's no
one else to blame.
Poor Mr. Bush.
Being president is hard work.
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'Pioneers and Rangers' handed access to contracts, policymakers
The Ohio business leaders and lobbyists
who steered at least $4.1 million to Bush's campaign last
collected more than $1.2 billion
in taxpayer dollars for their companies and clients, a Blade investigation
The fund-raisers who helped deliver the battleground
state - and ultimately the 2004 presidential election - also
received choice appointments from state and federal
officials. The posts included an ambassadorship to Germany
and a seat on the Ohio State University board
Others made millions from unbid contracts like
supplying office furniture for federal agencies.
Trading millions for billions - that's what the BFEE does
for their fat-cats..
Trouble is, that's our
money Bush is giving to his billionaire contributors.
They played Houston Friday, then dallas last night.
Next is some
West Coast dates.
Nobody saw the Houston or Dallas shows?
Or are you too hung over to write about it?
Subject: Detroit pictures
U2 was performing "in Detroit" the day Rosa Parks
I would like to hear some reports from the Tuesday
show to see
how they played tribute to her. Perhaps performing
I'm surprised we're not getting more U2 reports.
your U2 concert reports
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"If a woman wants an abortion, she needs to
first get permission from her husband."
-- Sammy Alito, Bush's latest fascist Supreme Court nominee,
heard it on CNN
Yeah, I have a comment about the "excerpt" below.
> Thirteen-year-old Nazi twins Lamb and Lynx
Gaede have an album, a music video, and lots of fans.
> They may remind you of the Olsen Twins,
but Lamb and Lynx are cultivating a much darker personna.
> They are Republicans who their use their
talent to preach a message of hate. .
How dare you doctor up someone else's writing
How dare I say the KKK endorses the Republi-Nazi
every election? Because they do.
How dare I speak the truth, when the simple-minded
want to believe in Emporer Bush.
Their audiences may well be Republican but the
article doesn't state that.
You are as big and dishonest an asshole as anybody
Dude, you can ignore the facts if you want.
You can say "The
KKK endorses the Democrats in every election"
but it still won't be true.
You're so tortured, the only way you can live
with yourself is by lying about the obvious.
I'll say a prayer for you.
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$61.22 a barrel
Bush stole just yesterday
2024 have died for Halliburton
Christ, we lost Fifteen
MORE over the weekend - for what?
So Exxon could make $10 billion in 90 days?
...yet more volunteer to die for no good reason
Doctor is Ill
While indictment fever gripped the Washington
press corps this month, the president's spin doctor was
incapacitated. An ailing Karl Rove could not
help the Republican search for a media cure. With temperature
rising, the political physician was in no position
to cure himself or anyone else. Now, a media siege is underway
at the White House. A dramatic convergence of
legal proceedings and presidential politics has forced the Bush
administration into a fundamentally defensive
crouch. Fifty weeks ago, when President Bush hailed him as the
political strategist who made a second term possible,
Rove was the toast of Washington. Now -- even though
he hasn't been indicted -- it seems he's toast."
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on Billboard's Hot Latin Songs chart -
the tune's 21 non-consecutive weeks at the top is the
longest-running number one in the history of
the pop list.
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