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Myth of the Renegade Aide 
Libby doc names Rove
Urged to Apologize
Monkey Mail 
Losing Control to Iraqis 
Cheney should be sweating
Lies upon lies 
The Spin Doctor is Ill 
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"We anticipate no mea culpa from the president for what his senior aides have done to us. 
  But he owes the nation both an explanation and an apology." 
       --Joseph Wilson,      Link


'Plame-gate' & Myth of the Renegade Aide
   by Robert Parry as seen on  consortiumnews.com


Whatever special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald concludes about crimes committed in the leaking of 
Plame's identity, he's certain to face fierce resistance if he tries to track the evidence back up the chain 
of command to Cheney or Bush. The history of Watergate and Iran-Contra tells us that official 
Washington almost always favors the myth of the renegade aide.

Note: consortiumnews.com  is the most important site on the internet


Libby indictment names Rove
 ...sources tell Jackson Thoreau


The indictment and resignation of Scooter Libby on Good Friday is just the beginning.
The best news is that a new grand jury was impaneled.

Libby's indictment includes a passage in which an "Official A" told Libby that he had talked
with Novak about Plame andthat Novak would be writing a story about Plame.
And who is "Official A?" None other than Karl Rove, according to my sources.

Rove and Novak go way back in such dirty tricks. In 1992, Rove, with help from Novak,
with whom Rove has often dined, smeared Robert Mosbacher Jr., George H.W. Bush's
then-presidential campaign manager. Mosbacher gave John Weaver, a Rove competitor,
the bulk of a $1 million direct mail contract, and Rove spread a story that Mosbacher had
been replaced in Texas by another campaign manager, which Novak repeated in a column.
Poppy Bush reportedly dismissed Rove from his campaign for doing that, but his son will
not do so for doing worse in the Plame case.

But expect Rove to go down eventually.
Fitzgerald is just building the case against Rove and possibly others…


Subject: your website sucks


I have been reading your website for a couple months now since a friend said,
"You've got to look at this website.  It is insane.  The guy who writes it must be crazy."

I agree with him now.
There has not been a thing that is accurate and has happened as you predicted.

Sorry Bart, Delay's innocent and free.
Rove will stay as advisor to Bush.
None of the people you Democrats have gone after will be convicted of anything.
You always accuse Republicans of what Democrats are guilty of.

Craig Hanson, 
draggiing my knuckles on the ground.

Dude, your boy's getting rolled.
Get used to it.


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but its plans to embezzle money from the RNC are uncovered and lead to murder
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"The Houston Astros played the World Series with no black members.
  You know what you calla baseball team with no black players?     ...swept."
     -- D.L. Hughley, keeping it real


Bush, Cheney Urged to Apologize
  World can't stand their arrogance much longer


Harry Reid (D-Quiet and Nice) said Sunday that Bush and Cheney should apologize for the actions
of their aides in the CIA leak case. Reid also said Bush should pledge not to pardon any aides convicted
as a result of the investigation into the disclosure of CIA officer Valerie Plame's identity.

"There has not been an apology to the American people for this obvious problem in the White House," Reid said.
He said Bush and Cheney "should come clean with the American public. This has gotten way out of hand,
and the American people deserve better than this."


Subject: my opinion of you

You are a bunch of Pigs in sheeps clothing.
mehmizuno in Hawaii

Mel, it's difficult for me to be a "bunch" of anything.
And whatever I am, I'm certainly not cloaking myself in what I''m not.
Too bad you didn't have anything of substance to offer.


U.S. Is Ceding More Losing Control to the Iraqis
  Bush has to get out before the '06 elections get him impeached


Seeking to lower the visibility of U.S. troops and grant more authority to Iraqi government forces, 
the American military has now ceded control of 27 of the nation's 109 bases, U.S. and Iraqi officials said.

Thousands of U.S. troops have been redeployed in recent months from Iraqi bases, and Iraqis are now 
in charge of patrol areas that include four districts of Baghdad and the town of Taiji, northeast of the capital.

On Friday, American officials announced that the next major military installation expected to be transferred 
to Iraqi control was Saddam's palace in Tikrit. The site has been renamed Forward Operating Base Danger 
and currently houses more than 6,000 U.S. troops.

Naming that base "Danger" may be the first honest thing they've done over there.
Plus, who thinks America controls Iraq?

There were over 1,000 car bombs and suiciders in September.
Does that sound to you like we control anything over there?


Subject: U2

Why don't they retire?
They were well along into stuff 20 years ago, have made millions, have made a lot of noise,
have been everywhere, did a good tune with B.B. King some years back - yet still have "fans."

They're the biggest group in the world so yes, they have "fans."

Is this like the Star Trek ninnies ?
Gee, aren't I also without a life, evidenced here by bothering to comment?
Who is Brad Pitt?
What is George W. Bush?

Please take him away.

We're trying...



"Rove lied to the president. I don't care whether he broke the law or not. He cannot continue to work 
in my White House because he lied to my president. Surely the President cannot continue to take advice 
from a man he cannot trust. Faced with this logic, the President has two only two possible responses: 
Fire Rove or admit that he, the President, was complicit in the lie. This is serious. What if the President's 
closest aides lied to him about WMD in Iraq? Oh my, what if he started a war because he believed them?
    -- --Marshall Grossman,    Link


 Subject:  How much is your blog worth?

Hi Bart!
Congrats on your new found wealth!

I love the CD's you sent OMG!
I can't wait to share them with my liberal Dem parents, cousins, etc at Xmas!


Steve, thanks, but that's not a real number.
If some web site says  bartcop.com  is worth "X."
that doesn't mean someone is writing a check.

Hell, I could say each  bartcop.com  issue is worth $1,000,
and with 1645 issues online that would equal $1.6 million,
but I still have a hole in my shoe and trouble paying my VISA bill each month.

...but if I worked for the dark side, $1.6 million might be a real number.


Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.

Bush Picks Alito for Supreme Court 


Der Monkey, stung by the rejection of his first choice, nominated longtime judge Samuel Alito today
in a bid to reshape the Supreme Court and mollify his conservative allies. Democrats said that Alito 
may be "too radical for the American people." 

"Unlike my downstairs maid Harriet Miers, Judge Alito has served with distinction for 15 years, and now has more 
prior judicial experience than any Supreme Court nominee in more than 70 years," Bush said with a straight face.

Bush has no credibility to pick judges.
He already told us his secretary was the most qualified person in America.
Now he's going to say this guy is really the most qualified?


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 "They did a damage assessment within the CIA, looking at what this did that Joe Wilson's wife was outed. 
And turned out it was quite minimal damage. They did not have to pull anyone out undercover abroad. 
They didn't have to resettle anyone. There was no physical danger of any kind, just some embarrassment."  
     --Bob Woodward, earning his check from the BFEE       Link

I can hear the vulgar Pigboy, "Even Bob Woodward, who is as far left as you can get, 
"admits" there's nothing to this witchhunt of Godly Bush by the Democrats."




If you're not a kid or a babe dressed as an exotic dancer, take the night off.
If you're not the president pretending he's a soldier, you have no business being in a costume that night.

Halloween is for kids, hot babes and monkey-brained Peter Pan Presidents.


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Subject: I hate Hillary,

Hi Bart,

Why not run Grace Slick as Hillary's VP?
Makes as much sense as trumpeting Hillary all the time.

Is Grace a New York senator with an approval rating in the high sixties?  

You have a lot of good points and observations Bart.
Your head is completely up your ass on Hillary.

The controversy you create by backing a peevish bitch like Hillary is causing a stir;
which in some twisted way seems to make you happy, like: torture has it good points,

I didn't say "torture has its good points." 
I said in extreme circumstances, with three important criteria, it might save millions of lives.
Some people are willing to lose millions of American lives in one day "for principle."
I'm not one of them.

the fact that guns are illegal in Japan - and murder is non-existent - but we really need
guns here - in spite of all the contrary evidence from truly civilized countries.

If Japan had 200 million guns you couldn't outlaw guns there.
Why can't the anti-gun nuts address that fact?

The question is not, "Should we have guns?"
The question is, "We have 200 million guns - can we control them?"
You'll need one foot in the real world to win this debate.

I'm interested in having a Democrat as President. I may not know who the next Abraham Lincoln
- a real Democrat - is, but I know Hillary is cold, pisses repubs and dems, and anyone else off;
and can NEVER win - repeat, never win - that's the point here.

Why lie to yourself?

Bob, like a dozen people before you, you claim Hillary can't win but you failed to mention 
who might be able to beat her - why did you leave that out?

The country laughs when Dean or Kucinich is mentioned.
That's not fair, but that's a fact you need to recognize.

Hillary haters need to understand that numbers mean things.
She can raise more money in 24 hours than any other candidate can raise in a month.

If your choices are Hillary or the BFEE stooge - how you gonna vote?


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Lies upon lies


The significance of the indictments handed down Friday against Libby goes far beyond who said what, 
when and to whom. Just as the prosecutions of administration officials in the Watergate scandal were 
only tangentially tied to a "second-rate burglary," the charges against Libby cast a bright glare on the extent 
to which the White House has gone to pre-empt scrutiny about how this nation was lured into a war on 
false pretenses. At least in the Watergate scandal, or with Monica, no one died because of the administration's 
dissembling. By contrast, the invasion of Iraq, of which Libby was an influential advocate, has resulted in 2,000 
deaths of American servicemen and women, at least 30,000 Iraqi deaths, and many, many more maimed and wounded."

The problem is, handjob America thinks oral sex is worse than a fake war and 2000 dead soldiers.


Subject: Foggies go a countin'

Yeah, but it takes some Democratic balls to make for a frog march, Bart. 
You can say those words forever, but they don't mean shit if those with the power to act don't act.

And your Hillary remains hidden behind her political scrimmage. 
When do you think she might say something real? Something honest? 
When do you think she might become...a Democrat?

ha ha

In your wildest dreams, Bart. 
Meanwhile, I'm putting my money behind the effort to draft Gore. 
And I am actively writing both Kerry and Clinton to disinterest them from running in '08. 
Letters upon letters, Bart.

Gore had his chance at it but he didn't want it.
Hillary does.

We don't need weaklings or political powerbrokers. What we need right now, this instant, is spine. 
Those Democrats such as Conyers and Kucinich, don't have "political connections" to the White House, 
so Gore is the best we have.
Hilary has yet to prove she's even a Democrat.

Dude, timing is everything.



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Subject: my new website 

Hi, Bart,

I finally set up my own crappy site that has links to articles I have written...  
It is still a work in progress but I hope that I will have some finances soon that will allow me 
to move it off of geocities and make it more legit (maybe Perkle to host it for me eventually?).

www.geocities.com/jacksquat4u is my site.  
I will update it as regularly as school work allows--remember, it is still very rudimentary.

Take care,

P.S. are you going to be doing a Bartfest anytime soon?

Dude, no plans for a Bartfest in the near future.
It takes years for demand to pick up :)


Random Thought...

If Libby wants to help Cheney and Bush stay out of trouble - he'll plead guilty and avoid the trial.
Libby doesn't want to plead because he's looking at the following penalties, according to Fitzgerald:

Obstruction of justice - Ten years
Perjury Count One - Five years.
Perjury Count Two - Five years.
False Statements Count One - Five years
False Statements Count Two - Five years

That's thirty years, Scooter.
Your scooter may not be able to handle thirty years, so let's go to trial
and let's put Der Monkey and the Heartless Dick under oath and grill them.


How much is your web site worth?

Your blog, RushLimbaugh.com, is worth $0.00

 ha ha


Dueling Quotes

"This began not as somebody launching a smear campaign...We're going to find out that it started 
as a kind of gossip, as chatter and that somebody learned (Plame) had worked at the CIA and helped 
him get this job. There's a lot of innocent actions in all of this but...this is a junkyard dog prosecutor. 
Some people kind of had convenient memories before the grand jury. "Technically" they might be able 
to be charged with perjury. But I don't see an underlying crime here."  
     --Bob Woodward, Bush whore, doing all he can to spin this for his boss      Link

"Blowing the cover of a CIA officer is the cardinal sin in the intelligence business: 
It could wipe out information networks and put lives at risk." 
     --Rep. Jane Harman (Calif.), on the House intelligence panel,    Link


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Cheney should be sweating
 by Andrew Sullivan


We know from the indictment text that Libby got the classified information about Valerie Plame from Cheney, 
who got it from that part of the CIA that employs undercover agents. But Libby told the FBI and the grand jury 
that he got the information first from reporters. Why the discrepancy? If Libby had done nothing illegal why didn't
he just tell the truth? It's clear to me that Fitzgerald believes that there was a bigger reason for those little lies, 
a rationale for the coverup, a larger premise that makes sense of all of this. Part of that premise has to involve the 
actions and motivations of Cheney. Fitzgerald and his team know this. They have not finished their inquiry and have 
an important potential source of new information facing a trial under a judge known for hefty sentences. Some kind 
of plea deal by Libby — a shorter sentence in return for naming names in the underlying case? — is not inconceivable. 
If I were Cheney, I'd be sweating a little."

Poor Andy - his gay-hating heroes are in trouble.
Andy - stay on their side - we don't want you.


Subject: More Misfortune for Bush

President Bush got more unfortunate news today as Lewis (Scooter) Libby was indicted on 5 felony counts
that follows a string of other unfortunate events. He lost his nominee to the supreme court. The price of gas
hovers at 3 dollars a gallon and Exxon posted record profits. The death toll in Iraq crossed 2000 and mothers
like Cindy Sheehan are following him around questioning if he lied to start the war. Then there was the Katrina
debacle where hundreds died because the FEMA director was inexperienced and clueless.  This all is on top of
the growing deficit and higher inflation, with more and more people no longer able to afford health care costs.
New bankruptcy laws prevent people from starting over in favor of credit card companies. His program to
change Social Security is going nowhere and congress is working on cutting Medicare and Medicaid to
raise money to give permanent tax cuts to the super rich.

The right wing is turning on him as well as the Republicans in Congress who fear the 2006 elections will
no longer favor them, even with rigged voting machines. Teen pregnancies are up and high school graduation
is down. Taxes are up and services are down. The stock market has been flat hovering 2000 points below
where it was 6 years ago. Then there's Halliburton kickbacks, Bin Laden is still free, the insurgents are winning,
no weapons of mass destruction, Abu, Ghraib torture scandal, questions about the 9-11 attack, a gay hooker
posing as Whitehouse press reporter, reporters going to jail, questions about stolen elections, global warming
causing more hurricanes, bird flu, anthrax attacks, huge increases in heating oil, natural gas, and electricity costs,
arctic oil drilling, mission not quite accomplished, Tom Delay was indicted, Bill Frist is under SEC investigation,
and with the Republicans in power there's no one else to blame.

Poor Mr. Bush.
Being president is hard work.

Marc Perkel
San Francisco, CA.

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Ohio Bush donors richly rewarded
'Pioneers and Rangers' handed access to contracts, policymakers


 The Ohio business leaders and lobbyists who steered at least $4.1 million to Bush's campaign last year 
collected more than $1.2 billion in taxpayer dollars for their companies and clients, a Blade investigation shows.

The fund-raisers who helped deliver the battleground state - and ultimately the 2004 presidential election - also
received choice appointments from state and federal officials. The posts included an ambassadorship to Germany
and a seat on the Ohio State University board of trustees.

Others made millions from unbid contracts like supplying office furniture for federal agencies.

Trading millions for billions - that's what the BFEE does for their fat-cats..
Trouble is, that's our money Bush is giving to his billionaire contributors.


U2 continues US tour
They played Houston Friday, then dallas last night.
Next is  some West Coast dates.

Nobody saw the Houston or Dallas shows?
Or are you too hung over to write about it?

Subject: Detroit pictures

U2 was performing "in Detroit" the day Rosa Parks died. 
I would like to hear some reports from the Tuesday show to see 
how they played tribute to her. Perhaps performing MLK?


I'm surprised we're not getting more U2 reports.

Send in your U2 concert reports


Don't worry, this will all be over soon...

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"If a woman wants an abortion, she needs to first get permission from her husband."
  -- Sammy Alito, Bush's latest fascist Supreme Court nominee, heard it on CNN


Subject: why

Yeah, I have a comment about the "excerpt" below.

> Thirteen-year-old Nazi twins Lamb and Lynx Gaede have an album, a music video, and lots of fans.
> They may remind you of the Olsen Twins, but Lamb and Lynx are cultivating a much darker personna.
> They are Republicans who their use their talent to preach a message of hate. .

How dare you doctor up someone else's writing like that?

ha ha
How dare I say the KKK endorses the Republi-Nazi every election?  Because they do.
How dare I speak the truth, when the simple-minded want to believe in Emporer Bush.

Their audiences may well be Republican but the article doesn't state that.
You are as big and dishonest an asshole as anybody you accuse.

Stop it.
Jack Leopard

Dude, you can ignore the facts if you want.
You can say "The KKK endorses the Democrats in every election" 1,000 times,
but it still won't be true.

You're so tortured, the only way you can live with yourself is by lying about the obvious.
I'll say a prayer for you.


 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is  $61.22 a barrel
makes $122,440,000  Bush stole just yesterday

2009 2024 have died for Halliburton

Christ, we lost Fifteen MORE over the weekend - for what?
So Exxon could make $10 billion in 90 days?

...yet more volunteer to die for no good reason


The Spin Doctor is Ill

While indictment fever gripped the Washington press corps this month, the president's spin doctor was 
incapacitated. An ailing Karl Rove could not help the Republican search for a media cure. With temperature 
rising, the political physician was in no position to cure himself or anyone else. Now, a media siege is underway 
at the White House. A dramatic convergence of legal proceedings and presidential politics has forced the Bush 
administration into a fundamentally defensive crouch. Fifty weeks ago, when President Bush hailed him as the 
political strategist who made a second term possible, Rove was the toast of Washington. Now -- even though 
he hasn't been indicted -- it seems he's toast."

"I do feel kinda sickly..."


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Shakira breaks record


Shakira's new song "La Tortura" (Is it about Bush the Torturer?) has broken all records
on  Billboard's Hot Latin Songs chart - the tune's 21 non-consecutive weeks at the top is the
longest-running number one in the history of the pop list.


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